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purplekissinger · 5 months
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Hungry heart: headcanons
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Daily life with zombie yan~ what could go wrong haha
I, uhhhh, made a part two?.. Just can't get over this little undead yan disaster. TW: yandere themes, zombies are their own warning I guess
I’d go with Max Brooks' view on zombie virus. He considers it to be an aggressive bacteria that kinda keeps the corpse from rotting; hence, zombies are sort of  stinky but not really, which means that Michael can (and will) be hugged (a lot) without you passing out because of the smell. 
Hugs are the way you two communicate now. ‘Good morning, Y/N’? Hug. “What’s for breakfast and oh my, is that for me’? Hug. “You are the light of my life and my last shred of humanity’?  Hug. ‘I don’t want you to go scavenging today because I heard something outside and it might be dangerous’? Hug and a small ‘grrr’.
Speaking of that. Lurking through abandoned stores became a lot easier (and safer). Michael’s hearing is almost supernatural, he can smell other zombies from a mile away. If he grabs your hand all of a sudden and pushes you under the counter, be quiet. He knows what he’s doing.
Same if there are other survivors. Michael really doesn’t want any living people around you, more so than undead ones. He’s got the point: what if you leave him for them?!?!?? Can’t have that. Get under the counter now, grr.
No sleep cause zombie → guards your safety at night. Also stares at you for hours straight, but that’s a given both with yanderes and zombies.
Extremely clingy and I mean it. He follows you like a lost puppy all the time, personal space? what personal space? Surprise hugs from the back instead.
May or may not have sneaked out once to lead a horde of his… colleagues to another group’s hideout. There! Those stupid survivors fled the city without even you noticing. He can’t even bear a thought of you joining other people.
You read to him a lot. Quality time together c: Michael's head on your lap, you stroke his hair gently, (him foaming a bit because he is overwhelmed). At moments like these his 'grrs' are almost 'purrs'. (Michael prefers children’s books btw).
Desperately enjoys every bit of domestic life with you.
Is really proud of that ‘Y/N’s PERSONAL PROPERTY’ collar. And yeah, it’s pink.
Sometimes Michael wonders if he ever was this happy when alive.
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earthnashes · 10 months
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Woops guess who started watching Gargoyles with the squad in my discord server :)
We only watched the episodes the show first premiered with (the “Awakening” episodes) but holy shit I forgot how much I LOVE this show.
The animation is absolutely gorgeous and so fluid, and there’s so much nuance to them! Little things, like Goliath constantly using his tail as a means of attack, or how he is animated to be so careful when handling Demona or Elisa. And how differently each character moves; I love how Lex is often on all four whereas everyone else is predominantly standing upright. And how Broadway walks with a lot more weight than the rest of the cast given him being a BICC BOI.
And don’t get me started on the animalistic traits the Gargoyles exhibit man. I’ve always loved that, when something that isn’t human shows behaviors and actions that aren’t human, like the Gargoyles running on all four or when surprised they perk up like a dog listening for threats. It’s so cool, and sells the idea that while very intelligent and sapient, the Gargoyles still operate somewhat on instinct (or at least moreso than humans do).
The way the scenes were shot were crazy too man, especially the creativity of the transitions and particularly how they handled the compositions and direction of the climbing and flight scenes. The action also is top notch man.
And the voice acting, the sound mixing. GAH DAMN. Every character has an excellent voice; I already knew that but hearing it again just really hit it home just how much the character’s voices fit them and the tasty skill behind the actors themselves man. Not to mention the personalities; I forgot how often Elisa pulls wise cracks, I love her. ;w;
As for overall sound, all of it slapped, but a thing I absolutely love that a lot of other media that feature monsters in them don’t do often is backing the vocals with more feral/animalistic/inhuman sounds to really bring the point home that these things aren’t human. Like, Goliath’s cry backed with a lion’s roar, or the cat-like snarls Demona hisses out, or the whale-ish groans and bro I’m a fucking SUCKER for that shit.
But yeah! Just wanted to gush about the show a little bit. It was so fucking good, we were eatin good when it aired back in the day cuz jees. The quality and effort is crazy. I’m excited to watch the rest of the series and uhhhh ya’ll may have to see a few doodles from me for that there AU as we go. owo
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istherewifiinhell · 8 days
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okayyyy also. tagged by @joelletwo for 5 topics i could talk about for an hour with no prep.
now. two things. 1. i have infernal podcast dude energy and could say a lot about nothing. weird trait to have if u dont like talking to people? hard to say. 2. GESTURES AT BLOG. im ALREADY. talking at length abt my beloved shit. so im just ruling out turtles, alien robots, trek, etcetcetc all the shit thats been a main blog topic for the last past. 4 years?
I'm gonna say.... western voice actors? not that i could really. Give a lecture so much as. I'm way more familiar with them that than I am live action actors. And I'm kinda just CONSTANTLY like. Oh you know so and so from every cartoon youve ever fucking seen? And FEEL a real. gap. with people when they dont have a same reference point. probably like how ppl feel with me when i dont know their acting guys jhadbgjfga. Like u can name 5 VAs from ur childhood cartoons/animated movies right? And personal interest like, hey btw u know like the entire cast of tng was in disneys gargoyles? U know keith david can SING? And diego luna? Hey you know about Canadian actors who are in all the dubs and video games and yeah cheap shit? You know Scott McNeil right? You know Ian James Corlett? You know. THE IAN. of being Ian. Hello. is this thing still on?
I really like and care about the topics of education, children's rights and pedagogy? Not academically so much as, personal interest. What seeing very clearly that there was a lot of arbitrary rules that involved things like. The Government. and Systems. as a child does to a motherfucker I guess? I'm always INTERESTED in a discussion about it, is how i mean I guess. Like focuses of multiple intelligence and "applied knowledge" (and short comings there of). I mean long and short of it. Kids are full human beings and until u can grapple with that their feelings and opinions um. Actually matter. I hate you? jdhbgjhdb. And Naturally the world being good for kids has the prerequisite of it not sucking ass for adults too....
UHhhh guh. User design/civil engineering? You'll hear it from me until the day I die, crushed under the tires of a ford f1 giga truck with the LED 20million watt bulbs. PROTECTED BIKE LANES. for the love of god. I just know a lot of designers I guess and like engineering, conceptually. But like, u know that famous bridge everyone crashes into. If theres 80million warning signs and people are still crashing... maybe theres. other factors. Or you know ofc like, traffic planning, vehicle accidents, structural disasters. A lot of them are not just. Things happening. Tragedies. There's politics there. Usually a lot of Money stuff. and structural racism. The real reason your fridge is full is that there's a bunch of half empty condiment jars hiding all your forgotten left overs. And widening the roads isnt gonna do shit for traffic.
Jackass entry: Themes and motifs of anyyytthing ive watched with another person or saw, and like they also know it. I realllly like, visual theming and narrative shorthands. Anything that breaks like, maybe people in this setting dont have the same customs, but their gonna do something so you the audience can recognize it. Non literal/accurate use of colour and lighting, for mood and clarity. Breaking the physical shape and scale of things so they can appear and be readable on screen. COSTUMING COSTUMING COSTUMING. A well styled character can do soooo much for your understanding of a work, especially with large casts, and a poorly styled one can take me right out. Well. anyway. yes i love animation u all knew that.
uhhhhh Thatgamecompany/giantsquids studio. im giving myself a free space. lol technically I DO. blog about this. the music. at least. BUT beloved. games. Me and everyone else I guess. Hey speaking of u know its laura bailey and troy baker as the voices in the pathless? And you know how a lot of the games have themes of coming into being/growing/rebirth. And LOTS of environmentalism. And implied cultural world building, and wordless stories. and beautiful metaphor rich otherworldly visuals. and gameplay styles that really connect with the emotional story their going for. and ofc, the music. oh the leit motifs. well. there u go. sword of the sea when?
tagginggg. uh did anyone get @deadgrantaires or @army-of-bee-assassins yet? anyone elseeee who wants to regale me with things they knowww about. id love to know.
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scarecrowmax · 3 months
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misc. tag game...
Thank you for the tag @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing <3
a band you don’t like that many others do:
not technically a band but taylor swift. i just never really liked her music and i find her so overplayed that it's actually gotten to the point i get annoyed when i hear it played.
a childhood memory that you remember vividly:
one day i came home from school after we got to visit the school library and i borrowed the bailey school kids book about cupids and so when i got home i laid down on my top bunk and read the whole book and finished just in time for dinner and i was so proud of myself for finishing it so fast until i remembered it was gonna be a full week before we got to go back to the library
least favorite animal and why:
i don't necessarily have a least favorite animal but i guess small dogs? i just find them weirdly unnerving and so often they're so loud and badly trained and not washed often enough so they smell and i just don't really like them
hot fandom take:
just because someone/something is popular in the fandom it doesn't mean it/they're good. sometimes people or concepts just suck either in general or for your experience and it's fine to not interact/block/not consume that content if it isn't doing it for you.
do you wear any jewelry, if so, what’s your favorite piece:
i wear a ring on each hand every day and i wear earrings and necklaces sometimes too. i love my rings, my hands feel naked without them honestly, but my current favorite piece is probably a necklace i made out of a broken ring. it was an adjustable one and one side snapped off so i snapped off the other side, added a jump ring through an open part of it and added a chain. it's a spider holding a skull. its super fun and very different to a lot of my other pieces.
a movie others liked but you didn’t:
i'm not really a fan of the original evil dead trilogy. like the concept is cool but the humor, the stop motion animation, and a lot of the deadite makeup is just not really my taste. i do love the 2013 movie though. big fan of that one.
three things you love about yourself:
i've learned to be just okay at things and still have fun doing them, i have really pretty eyes, the fact i make a lot of things be it food or crafts or fandom stuff i just like making things
a place you hope to visit in the future and why:
i'd love to visit somewhere outside the us sometime because i never have before
an actor that gets on your nerves and why:
there's several and honestly it's either their energy or they did some fucked up shit and im tired of people talking about them. im not gonna name names though.
things you’re excited for in the nearby future?:
i'm gonna see a band I really like on the 17th of next month and it's gonna be so great because it's a small venue so I'll almost assuredly have a great view. plus tickets with service fees were $17.50 a piece which rocks. im spending more on gas to see them than on tickets which i find funny.
least favorite ship in a fandom you’re in:
i have zero interest in naming names here, i'll keep that in my exclude tags lists on ao3
what’s the most toxic fandom you’ve been in?:
i don't think i'm actually in any. i don't interact with shit like that because i'm in fandoms to have fun and enjoy shit so i stay out of drama and will block people who suck and then forget they exist
list three things you find beautiful about life:
people care about each other even when we don't know each other, there's a million little joys to be found in life, you can meet someone and have a great time together at an event and never speak again but you'll remember them fondly and do it over and over again.
any dreams for the future?
uhhhh, not really? I've never been a big dreamer. i'm a day by day girlie from way back
how are you really feeling today?
not too bad, i was good earlier but i played a couple video games too long earlier and now my ability to focus my eyes is a little screwy and I've got a bit of a headache
tag you're it if you're up for it @rossmccallsqueen @fromcrossroadstoking @tvserie-s-world
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Hey, can we see how Sonic and Ratchet even met? How'd the relationship begin?
i do plan to write a full fic of this but i havent started it yet because im still figuring stuff out. think of this as sort of half-draft, half-notes for the first chapter.
Mobius is another planet within the R&C universe that operates in a similar manor, both to how interplanetary politics and whatnot work in R&C and with how Mobius in general works in Sonic. This means that Sonic definitely will have heard of Ratchet before from when he first saved the galaxy. And maybe Ratchet will have caught wind of Sonic, too.
The two met one day when Tails sent Sonic on an experimental space mission. The two were only having a bet to see if Tails could build a rocket from scratch, and indeed, Tails could build a rocket from scratch. With it being Sonic's first time piloting a space ship,* he crashes into someone else while in Kerwan's atmosphere.
*sonic canon is crazy maybe he has before so if he has then uhhhh not in this au
Sonic gets out the ship and shrugs off his injuries, apologising to the guy in the ship.
'Hey man, I'm sorry,' he says. 'It's my first time piloting.'
The other guy hops out of his ship, carrying a little robot. He seems pissed until he hears him say it's his first time.
'I was gonna get mad at you, but honestly, I did the same the first time I flew a ship.'
'No way! You're Ratchet the Lombax! And you're his little buddy, Clank! I have a little buddy at home who's gonna be so jealous I met you.'
Clank felt slightly annoyed to be brushed off as a 'little buddy', but kept it to himself.
'Hehe, I sure am,' says Ratchet. 'Are you that Sonic guy? From Mobius? Hey, that's that planet that blew up, huh? And you're the guy that put it back together!'
'Yep! I could give you a tour someday, if you want.'
'That'd be cool. We've gotta get our ships fixed first though. Speaking of which, you've got a cute little ship there.'
'Hehe, that's Tails, my brother. He's the "little buddy" I mentioned earlier. It was just a bet to see if he could make one, really.'
'Really?' Clank was now intrigued to meet this 'little buddy' of Sonic's. 'Ratchet, if we meet him, do you reckon he could help me?'
'Oh, absolutely!' said Sonic. He had to hold himself back from boasting, and failed to do so. 'I bet he could even make an entire line of Clanks, if he wanted to!'
Clank looked a tad unsettled, but Ratchet smiled.
'I could get to know him. Right now, though, we need to fix these things. I ain't gettin' a new one, I don't need to pay all that.'
'Hehe, yeah.'
It took Ratchet about a week and a half for both ships to be fully operational again. They'd bond and banter, even though Ratchet was mostly working on the ships while Sonic was out exploring. Eventually, however, Ratchet was finished.
'We've got a lot in common, huh?' said Ratchet. 'Small-time guy makes it big and saves billions.'
'Yeah, hehe. I guess we do,' replied Sonic. 'And hey, there's more, too!' He points to the scars on his chest, to which Ratchet laughs.
'Yeah.'
There was a silence before the two began to walk towards their ships. They didn't really want to leave each other, in the end. Then, Sonic remembers something.
'So, uh, do you want that tour of Mobius?'
'Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! Uh, sure!'
And from there, Ratchet and Clank followed Sonic back to Mobius.
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ackalice · 7 months
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Hiiiiiii how are ya?? :D Been a while, sorry I've been sucked into another fandom lol Anyways I found this and thought: why not ask my fren! :3 Here's an ask thing
1. who's your favorite oc?
2. who was your first oc?
3. how many ocs do you have?
4. have you kept all of your
ocs since the beginning?
5. are any of your ocs based
off of a show/book you like?
if so, who?
6. what is the species of the
majority of your ocs?
7. are any of your ocs an
original species? if so,
what's the species and who?
8. if you can, draw (oc name)!
9. write a few sentences as
(oc name)!
10. are any of your ocs part
of a story? if so, what is it
about and who's in it?
11. do you have any twin ocs?
12. are any of your ocs
siblings?
13. what is the gender of the
majority of your ocs?
14. make up a new oc right now
based on (concept/show/color/
etc.)!
15. would you ever give up any
of your ocs?
16. who is your oldest oc
(age-wise)?
17. have you ever roleplayed
as your ocs?
18. how many of your ocs were
adopted from someone else?
19. who is your least favorite
oc?
20. which oc do you think has
changed the most since you
made them?
21. who is your newest oc?
22. have you ever cosplayed
your own ocs? if so, who?
23. which oc do you think has
affected you the most as youve
grown with them?
24. have you gotten cosplayers
of your ocs? if so, of whom?
25. do you have any ocs that
you havent drawn/written as/
talked about in a long time?
if so, who?
(Please ignore this if you either don't want to answer or have had this sent to you already)
OH MY GAWD THE QUESTIONS
Hi meelu!! I’ve been alright, just very inactive because of busy busy life stuff- but I saw this pop up and I wanna answer dis cuz I luv u my moot!
Alrighty anyway OC QUESTIONS MY FAVORITE!!
1. Favorite oc: my favorite oc out of all of them? Uhhhh good god- I’m gonna say my favorite is my very first oc, C.J., because she was a very big part of my early art journey. And also she was very cringy and I love her for it.
2. First oc: whoops I answered this- it was C.J.! She was a generic fox girl I made when I was a very itty bitty kid.
3. How many ocs: don’t judge me here- from what I counted just now it’s 56. There could be more that I’m forgetting, so it’s pretty iffy. But I do remember that the number got up to 60 at some point.
4. Have you kept all your ocs since the beginning: Despite how many I have, it’ll be a surprise to hear that I have actually retired a bunch. And by a punch I mean probably over 15. This does include C.J. And her band but only because I felt like I wasn’t using her enough and she had done her part for me.
5. Are any of your ocs based on a show or book: HELL YEAH! God, dude there’s a lot. Well- I say a lot but it’s not 56 a lot- anyway-
I made warrior cat ocs, like anyone, but those were retired. I based a series I have, Remnant, off of magic girl shows but it’s too far from any of them to be directly from those media. There’s The Owl House, which was several ocs I never continued using (and I’m sad I never did), there was a Brand New Animal oc I scrapped, and of course there are more that didn’t leave the sketch phase.
I guess you could count fnaf, but that’s a given.
I also had some Helluva Boss ocs that I have sketches for and even started a comic for- but when I say a comic I mean half a page was finished and I lost motivation.
Good lord I just remembered I had a whole mlp next gen. So I made a crap ton of mlp ocs- anyway-
But then you delve into two of my favorite shows and you go down a rabbit hole of history I’m not going into- which is My Hero Academia and Tmnt. I’m saying Tmnt in general because I’ve put my ocs into several shows in the franchise. Tmnt has ocs I’ve mentioned before on this blog and MHA has seven ocs of mine, that’s Jejeru, Kami, Kai, Kianami, Marikaida, and Chinatsu. I’ve fallen out of the fandom but I might use them in future, who knows!
6. What is the species of a majority of your ocs: Okay. So. This question is very hard to explain because I delve into some WACK species genetics with my ocs- Remnant is literally based on splicing genetics. But if we are being honest, most of them either started out or were, at the beginning of their story, human. So I’m gonna go with human. The second place runner is definitely an animal crossed with a human though because those are just fun.
7. Are any of your ocs an original species: Yes, actually! I’ve got several. Not that they have names or official species types or backstories or anything, but they sure are there. I’m gonna describe random characters I’ve put together with no specific species in mind.
Lufoa, an oc I did a ramble on a while ago, is not crossed with any known animal. That’s actually part of her story, but I haven’t worked it in yet. Another I could count is Artemis, but I don’t know exactly what she is- I haven’t explained it yet. There’s also my oc Alice, (NOT A SELF INSERT) who’s some kind of demon. I dunno what kind but she’s also there.
!INTERJECTION!
I’m gonna be skipping 8 and 9 because I’m running very low on the creative juice and haven’t drawn or written for fun in a WHILE and just don’t have any motivation for it- I’m so sorry abt it but I’ll answer the rest gladly!
10. Are any of your ocs part of a story: Quite a few of them are, actually! The one’s based on tv shows and books are obviously apart of one, but I’ve got a few I’ve made up on my own. There’s Remnant, the big magical girl-ish show series about teens participating in a high grade school and also accepting genetics testing to be apart of the military (main character is not aware of this second part in the slightest, woOooOoo plot~). I’ve got Midnight Misteps, which is a similar concept but it’s the apocalypse and new species and monsters and cryptdids roam around while our main cast tries to rebuild society again. I have Vivian and Fin, the two characters I don’t have a series name for yet where Viv meets a demon through accidental circumstances but turns out it’s not accidental and she’s been kidnapped by literal Hell but she doesn’t know for a majority of her time down there. And then you’ve got Camila, the rich pink and proper girl who meets secret agent Thomas under the impression he’s just a grouchy guy and then gets roped into a big gang conspiracy in her town and has to avoid these dangers with her new cop buddy all while in heels.
So yeah I’m doing great with work in progress projects
11. Do you have any twin ocs: yes! I’ve got one set, and they’re fnaf ocs, if you can imagine it. I reworked a sister location oc around a few months ago and doubled her into two people! That’s Frankie and Danny, the sweetheart engineers! One of them isn’t a sweetheart, but yadda yadda, plot and story stuff- I’m movin’ on!
12. Are any of your ocs siblings: oh. My. God. Yes. It would be very hard for me to pick them all out and name them, but let’s just say yes. Yes, there are many. I’ve got one set of sextuplets in there somewhere-
13. What is the gender of most of your ocs: Female. It’s so female it’s unfair. I’ve been getting better at this, but I still prefer drawing women over men and I have no idea why?? It’s nothing negative or anything- I just think I started drawing girls and just kept drawing girls and completely missed the boat I had to jump onto to draw guys anatomy correctly. But I’m getting better!
14. Skipped again because creative juices….aughhhhhhh….I’m tired of not having energy to draw ;-;
15. Would you ever give up any of your ocs: Okay I’m gonna assume this is talking about giving up an oc to another person- like an adopt situation- and uh no. I don’t think I would be able to do that just because I have emotional connections to literally all of them. I love them too much to just hand over their birth certificate, y’know?
16. Who is your oldest oc (age wise): oh hah. Okay, so I’m inclined to say C.J., because I ended her story with a cute little story of her growing old with her partner in a little cottage in the countryside- but! I’m gonna give this one to Paula Fidreas, a Remnant oc, because she is quite literally in her 50’s as of the start of the story. In the simplest terms, she’s a PE teacher.
17. Have you ever roleplayed as your ocs: Yes! C.J. Was actually made from a role play! And I think I’ve role played as Camila before, but that memory is a bit fuzzy.
18. How many of your ocs were adopted from someone else: None of em’! They’re mah babies, tried and true.
19. Who is your least favorite oc: I don’t count her in my oc count but Adelaide’s adoptive mom is definitely my least favorite. As a character she has a purpose in the story but I would never use her again or draw her in detail. I don’t know, she’s just there for character development at the moment.
20. Which oc has changed the most since you made them: Vivian. Definitely Vivian. Not just because she’s the oldest of I still use, but she’s also went from a brown haired girl with zero personality and a boyfriend to a troubled teenager who is too weird and different to have friends so she seeks out companionship in the land of the dead.
21. Who is your newest oc: I mentioned them earlier and this totally breaks the abruptness of me mentioning them once out of nowhere, but the sextuplets are my newest ocs. Out of all of them, Orion is the newest because I came up with his concept first.
22. Have you ever cosplayed your own ocs: Alas, I’ve never had the determination nor the money nor the confidence to do such a thing, BUT I ALMOST DID. When I was little I almost cosplayed C.J. Because I had no other ideas for a halloween costume. I didn’t end up doing it because I chickened out. Kinda wish I did though..
23. Which oc has effected you the most as you’ve grown with them: I’m gonna give this one to Alice, actually. She’s the basis of my online persona and username, if you couldn’t tell- and she was with me through quarantine. That was a joke, but no really, she consumed my art that last year.
24. Have you gotten cosplayers of your ocs: No, lol- I don’t know near enough people or anyone who would do it. And if anyone did do it, I would be dead upon seeing or hearing it because OH MY GOD?? You thought my art was good enough to put time and money into a COSPLAY?? THANK YOU???? We’re getting married. Put on the ring.
25. Do you have any ocs you haven’t used in a long time: y e a h… I haven’t ever mentioned Pepper here. She’s uh…okay- imagine Entrapta from She-ra but ten times worse and no moral code. Evil scientist. That’s all I have to say here.
MEELU THANK YOU I NEEDED SOMETHING TO DO LOL
I’ve been off tumblr for a while bro thank you for bringing me these! They were so fun <3
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frostysfrenzy · 2 years
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GSR (I don't even know whether I'm serious or not)
You would. I hope I make you proud
Who's the cuddler? - Sara
Who makes the bed? - Griss
Who wakes up first?- uhhhh Griss. But usually they're close
Who has the weird taste in music? - I'm compelled to say Griss just by means of it being music that youd hear less commonly. Not that I'm calling classical weird
Who is more protective? - Both, but I'm gonna say Sara in the grand scheme, she actually has the more current qualifications
Who sings in the shower? - neither?
Who cries during movies? - maybe Sara
Who spends the most shopping? - uh, Sara
Who kisses more roughly? - Sara
Who is more dominant?- dominant? Those two? Uh Sara I guess idk
My rating of them 1-10 - like a solid 8. I'm not really sold on them in the original show until later seasons, and csi vegas is adorable, that wins them a lot of points
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Squidbillies #17: “Terminus Trouble” | November 27, 2006 – 12:00AM | S02E11
There are a lot of episodes of Squidbillies (can end that sentence right there; THERE ARE A LOT OF EPISODES OF SQUIDBILLIES) that are bad. There are a lot of episodes of Squidbillies that are merely “not bad”, and when those happen I tend to wanna celebrate those episodes. There are a small number of Squidbillies episodes that I’d say are “good, actually”. This is merely “not bad”, sorta pointless, but has one funny scene that is “good, actually”.
This episode is about the sheriff, Early, and Rusty going to “Hotlanta”, they visit the CNN building, they view the world’s largest rotating painting, and they check out a Braves game. Early gets in trouble for beating up a player on the field and has to go to court. It sorta resembles a later-day “Simpsons go to ___” episode, where it’s just a string of gags that are specific to that place, and then a quick bit of plot.
There’s that thing people like to repeat that Shakespeare once said there were six types of stories in existence and that they are just being told over and over again. I might be mixing stuff up but I refuse to google it, or learn the correct thing. My point is, I truly think that “The Simpsons go to ____” is a modern invention, and that it began with not The Simpsons, but with National Lampoon’s European Vacation: pointless gags about European countries and then the actual story begins and ends in the third act with some lame pick-pocket plot that nobody who has seen the film even remembers. I’ve watched it multiple times in my life despite the fact that it’s terrible and unfunny, and that bit of story remains as unmemorable as the first time I watched it.
Anyway, this one isn’t so bad. There is a very funny bit where they are at the baseball game and get heavily invested in an animated CGI ad where home and garden products race each other. I love this bit, and I might even say they make the episode worthwhile. I mean, barely. Also of note: the voice of Emory from ATHF is in this as a counselor when Early goes to court for beating up a ballplayer. I guess his voice is good. Nice hearing it. Uhhhh... okay, this write-up is done.
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bell noises. ~@betweenlands
BELL NOISES! viking <3
first impression:
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his skin is REALLY COOL and then i started watching his pov and literally right after his opening narration i was like "oh my god i love him". "socially awkward ghost who wants to make friends............." <- actual quote from me at the time. also i was revising the lalna chart at the time so i took one look at "blonde with goggles" and went "ah. You." impression now: MICROWAVING HIM. oh my god i have not been this obnoxious about a mcyt in a WHILE he's!! he's so!!!! oh my godddd . there is something wrong with him and i support it wholeheartedly. i genuinely started calling him my meow meow in dms with solar and that's when i realized i can never go back. i am so normal. also my enthusiastic liveblogging is apparently what sold solar on dominion so >:) favorite moment: REALLY HARD TO PICK AAA uhhhh the watermelon argument is really good for a comedy moment. and then him revealing to legundo that he has his iou is SUCH a scene, like that really locked him in as a fav for me. the absolute menace idea for a story: i have been sitting on a half-unfinished fic about viking's pov of the start of dominion. like, while he's in permanent phantom mode and no one can see or hear him. i don't think i'll finish it at this point because it just isn't Sticking and i'm having more fun with visual art rn but i rotate that entire period of time a lot. i REALLY want to do something with that unpopular opinion: are there even any???? like i think all of my viking opinions are shared by most people lmao. i guess i wish there was some art of other dominion members (on tumblr at least) bc a lot of it is Just Viking but also i am very responsible for that myself lmao favorite relationship: i have no idea what's going on with him and grady but like, grady offered him a job at the tavern when viking first became perceivable but also there's the whole thing with viking's criminal record where grady's usually the one grabbing him and going hey. what the hell yk. see: the watermelon convo. and also viking "confessing" about the diamonds. i mean i guess my favourite dynamic is viking and legundo but that's a given and i think grady's neat favorite headcanon: PLURAL VIKING but you've covered that uhhh hold on i have just pulled a headcanon out of my hat. viking used to try and have conversations with the other dominion guys before he was tangible and even after he figured out they couldn't hear him he still kept doing it. like jamie and nuke would be having a conversation and viking would be hanging out near them and joining in even though neither of them could hear him. he still does this even after becoming perceivable so people'll be talking about whatever and then suddenly viking will chime in and scare everybody. also just generally "viking is not used to people being able to see and hear him" so he walks into people's houses or talks to himself a lot or messes with stuff and IMMEDIATELY gets caught
your honour. vikingpilot. thanks
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apex-academy · 2 years
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Chapter 5 Trial: What You Are in the Dark (#26)
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“The only people who would have been that close were me, Kaichi, and Yuki.”
The others start getting out their electroIDs to check.
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“Hmmmmmm, but Aidan’s just straight across from you, right?”
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“Across from me is still farther from the door.” 
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“And we’ve already covered how Aidan really isn’t a suspect this time.”
Kanagi squints at her screen and drags a finger across it too slowly to be swiping through images.
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“Like, Iggy’s dorm is just past you guys, too.”
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“I wasn’t in my room, as I was the one triggering the trap at the time?”
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“...Oh. Right.”
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“Then Kaichi...”
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“Would have been the most likely to hear it, just based on location.”
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“Except he’s not exactly a suspect in his own murder. Unless you really, honestly believe he could have stabbed himself oh-so-many times and proceeded to alter the scene.”
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“Yeah, not likely.”
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“Then our suspects are down tooo...”
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“Kakumi and Yuki! Right?”
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“And Kanagi and Tsunyasha and Mahavir... technically. Hummmmm...”
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“I don’t think Mahavir did it, though...”
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“I certainly wouldn’t expect him to target Miss Tsunyasha if he’d already killed someone...”
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“...nor does it seem... particularly likely he would target someone else right after sparing her.”
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“...........”
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“...”
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“Okey-dokie! So...”
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“Kakumiiiii~! What’s your excuse?”
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“For starters, I wouldn’t bring up something that makes me a suspect. You all didn’t seem to be coming up with it.”
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“Tru.”
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“Yuki?”
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“Huh...?”
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“Why isn’t it you?”
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“Oh...”
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“Hummm... I wouldn’t use my own knife...”
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“So kind of the same thing as Kakumi...?”
Ichiriki double-points at the next person in the lineup.
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“Tsunyasha!”
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“............”
I don’t know what he was expecting.
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“Okay, uhhhh—Kanagi, then!”
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“Why’s it not me, you mean?”
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“Uh-huh!”
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“Uh... ‘Cuz it’s not?”
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“She also said she wouldn’t target Kaichi. They did always get along pretty well, so I’m inclined to believe her.”
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“Guess it’s some kinda jock thing, huh?”
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“......”
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I genuinely don’t know whether to be exasperated or concerned at this point. Please wake up.
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“Er... The target.”
It takes him a minute to remember where he was going with that.
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“I do have to wonder, why choose Mister Riseiin?”
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“Gotta be ‘cuz of his memory thing, right?”
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“If the killer was bound and determined to use the pill murder method, then yes. But I should think there are plenty of other ways to kill someone.”
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“And frankly—and I’m not complaining!—I should be the easiest target here by a long shot.”
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“So then...”
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“Then why not go for the easiest kill? Hmm.”
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“They could've figured you’d be too cautious to fall for anything?”
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“They wouldn’t have assumed the same for Riseiin, you mean?”
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“Like, he was pretty chill, though.”
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“Yes, but he had those rules explicitly written up for his reference. And we all would have known it.”
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“Hey hey, don’t his rules make things kinda weird, too?”
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“Because he shouldn’t have opened his door?”
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“Well, if he knew he was in Super Duper Murder Town whether he was looking at his notebook or his door...”
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“...Then why would he take weird pills from strangers?”
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“I... That’s a fair point, actually.”
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“I guess you’d have to give him the pills... outside his room? Then there’s only his notebook to keep him from...”
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“Keep him from checking his notebook?”
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“You mean they, like, broke his hand?!”
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“I thought you didn’t find any hand injuries.”
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“...Oh.”
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“But he shouldn’t have left his room in the first place, because of the rules.”
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“But a lot of other people did...”
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“...”
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“Well.”
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“Kaichi was being cautious when I asked him to open his door for the game demonstration. I don’t see why he wouldn’t have been any other time.”
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“Then that just leaves, like, Sports Day and stuff, right?”
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“With all of us as potential witnesses, someone should have noticed anything that suspicious.”
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“Especially people popping pills, of all things.”
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“So if we wanna get logicky with all that...”
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“...Then he must not have taken the pills after all!”
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“Whether or not he took them, they made their way into his possession somehow.”
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“They made it to his room, at least...” 
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“But Mister Riseiin isn’t the only one who’s been there lately.”
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“We’ve all been in there now, I guess...”
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“You think another person set the pills there themselves?”
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“I don’t think anybody did while we were in there!”
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“But the killer had free access to Kaichi’s room after the murder, right?”
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“Hold up. If they put those there after everything, then how did Kaich take them before everything?”
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“Dude, we’ve already had psychics—if we start getting into, like, time travel junk here, too, I’m totally gonna lose it.”
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“I thiiiink what we’re trying to say is...”
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“He never actually took any of the pills. The killer just put them in his room to confuse us!”
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“Well, consider me confused.”
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“Yeah...” 
It makes much more sense than a medical talent taking unlabeled pills from strangers... But “making sense” and “actually being true” are two very different things.
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Especially with this lot.
[NEXT]
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throwsomecheeseonit · 3 months
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20 Years of Clean (Part 2- Brandon's perspective)
Scared to death you decide to go to your 20 year reunion, after missing out on your 10 year. You can't shake the worry you feel when you look back on those days and think, did I peak in high school? The only motivation for going, your best friend Hales and your curiosity of what happened to the only boy that mattered back then, Brandon. Your own personal Jake Ryan.
Part 2 is rom Brandon's perspective. I've never written from a male's point of view. Here goes nothing...
Fort Myers has completely changed from 20 years ago. There was new construction everywhere. The traffic was more horrible than I remember, and the amount of restaurants/shopping has tripled.
It's not that I never wanted to come back here. I just had no reason too. That all changed when I got the reunion invitation then a million texts from my boys. My boys meaning all the old dudes I used to play sports with. A lot of them switched around from Football, wrestling, baseball. We grew up playing rec together then progressively through school. Truth is it'd been too long since we'd seen each other or hung out. My decision was made and now I'm here waiting for my ride so that we can pre-game together before the big shin dig.
"Bro, it's so good to see you," Tommy welcomed me as I jumped in the car. "You too Bro. Glad to be back." Tommy pressed the gas pedal to the floor and before you knew it we were at some local watering hole we used to frequent. "Can't believe this place is still standing, what, with all the new shit around." Tommy nodded his head, "Let's go. They're waiting."
There were probably 20 of my oldest closest friends packed in this place. We bought each other shot after shot. "Dude, I have to drink some water. We're not even at the reunion yet and I'm buzzed." My head starting to get that all too familiar weightless feeling.
You can imagine the scene at the dining hall. Blaring music, unfamiliar yet familiar faces everywhere. Pregaming was the right move but also hindered my ability to remember these long-forgotten faces.
As men do, we got our drinks and huddled in a corner, circled around each other recanting the glory days. They started talking about girls we went to school with and guessing who's still hot, who's not, what they've been up to. The usual.
"Man, Haley is still fine. I hear she's single too," one of the lads offered. "What about her friend. Uhhhh, ummm, M. It started with an M. I can't remember her name?" I asked out of genuine curiosity. Every single one of them got this wrinkle in their brow trying to remember the quiet little friend Haley had. "She played Softball too. None of you remember?", perplexed that no one could come up with it. "No man, no fucking clue." Every single one of them started laughing.
At that moment a beautiful brunette walked into the room. She looked nervous, unsure, staring at her feet and beelining for the bar. She wore a modest but sexy as hell black dress with a slit so you could follow her leg from the hem all the way to mid thigh. Goose bumps spread the entirety of my skin. "Who's that," whispering to Tommy. "I have no idea but she's hot." Not saying a word, I took a sip of Whiskey to clear the knot in my throat.
The girl seemed shy but only that she had to come out of her shell. She didn't seem to be socially awkward, making the bartender chuckle but aloof enough to not realize that he was flirting with her hardcore.
"Your looking fine as hell bestie!" Haley came roaring through the door making a direct line for the sexy brunette. "Oh shit, there's Haley. That must be her friend, ya know from softball. Anti-social, always read books. For the life of me I can't remember her fucking name," Tommy stated in frustration.
The girls topped off their drinks and mine was almost out. "I'll see what I can find out." Every step closer I got to them; Haley's expression changed. It seemed at first as though she was mad or frustrated with her friend. But the moment I reached the bar, she had a shit eating grin on her face. She whispered something in her friend's ear. Her friends body went rigged and she didn't move or turn around. "Whiskey Neat," waiting for Haley to acknowledge me. The only thing she did was giggle and stare. Then it came upon me while I was waiting. Michelle. Michelle's her name. I knew it started with an M. She was always the shy and quiet type but pretty.
We never really spoke but I remember her. Like I said, pretty, in an understated way. Never wanted attention. Always kept to herself. Maybe tonight I'll get to know her better. A LOT better.
"Thanks," tipping the bar tender and walking away. The last thing I heard when going back to the corner. "He looking fine fine."
"What's that wry grin about," Tommy asked me when I returned. "Nothing. I remembered her name. Michelle." "Alright well I get Haley, you get Michelle. It's on tonight brother." Tommy couldn't contain his excitement, most certainly hammered. "Alright, let me finish my drink and we'll go see what's up." We bumped fists and set our eyes on the prizes.
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maddiem4-writes · 2 years
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Reposado - Chapter 3
It took willpower to go inside. And I was hungry, it’s just that a full cafeteria is full of people, some of whom are complicated to be around. I was less alone in the hallway this time, because even now, there was a final trickle of random students. I had to figure some got stuck in conversation, some had a thing or two to finish up, but… nobody was in a rush. Lunch was still on, but the rush was over.
I recognized a few people, like Leon. We weren’t enemies or anything, but we used to be better friends. Stevie, who cut her hair real short last year and then had to grow it back out again. Paul - ugh, fucking Paul, has there ever been a good Paul? Who’s named a kid Paul in the last twenty years? This motherfucker’s parents I guess, and it was the beginning of the end for him, fucking Paul.
There was still a line for the food, and that’s always weirdly nice, it means you don’t have to start the line all over again and carry the pressure of the line behind you. It’s not so awkward with the food ladies. You just show up and participate in the pattern in progress, and who gives a crap? That’s how I felt about it. Just say what you want and pay for it.
So I found myself staring out at the crowd, tray in hand, looking at the usual tables. And yep, there my friends were, waving for me, and it’d be rude not to join them. I think by then, I was starting to put together that the pain of having to leave someday was bleeding into a pain to be around them. But nothing more than that. It’s hard to say now.
I picked a free spot on the end and slid in laughing, and you know what, that was a genuine laugh. When I actually got there, it was easy to be my usual self. I went straight for my fries, I caught up on the gossip, presided an impassioned debate on whether stereotypical viking helmets are meant to be a visual pun about how horny a person famous for raping and plundering would have to be. Steph was convinced (well, silly and insistent) that this theory was 100% true, and any claims otherwise are cowardly. Caleb thought it was a horns of alcohol thing, which sounds more historical, but who am I, the Viking whisperer? It was fun to hear them argue, and across the table diagonally, I saw Mara grinning along with me. It was a nice moment, and I felt a little lighter.
“Well, Lees, you break the tie. Horny or boozy?” Steph asked, waving her hands dramatically.
“Uhhhh… yeah, I’m gonna say horny. Point goes to you, Steph!” She clapped her hands on the table in smug superiority, and stuck her tongue out at Caleb. And like, what are we, five? But it was fun.
I looked at Mara again. We were riding that same high. Being part of the group, but also kind of a participating audience soaking up every minute of it. She laughed and took a bite of her ham sandwich, and I watched the way the fluourescent lights played off her strawberrry blonde ponytail. It was the second time in a minute that I lost track of what people were saying around me.
“…so gross, like who did it…”
I blinked. “Sorry, what?”
Bree looked at me. “The handprint. You know, in the lady’s…”
“Oh right, shit! Yeah, I saw that. I have no idea who did that, but you’re right, it’s gross.”
Cassie squirmed and raised her hand. “Sorry, that was me, my bad. But I’ll have you know, it’s not what it looks like, I swear! It actually looks a lot worse today.” Groans resounded the table. “Noooo, no don’t tell people! It’s not period blood, it’s from my nose! It’s a nosebleed, it got on my hand as I was running to get toilet paper. That’s all. Jesus.”
Steph looked concerned. “Cassie, I don’t get nosebleeds so I don’t know what’s normal, but that was a whole-ass hand worth of blood. Are you okay? For real, girl.”
Cassie rolled her eyes. “I’m fine. I got a little pale on Friday, but here I am, doing great, full of kale and orange oil and whatever else my mom throws at me. I’d probably survive a meteor strike right now. Although… uh-oh… oh shit it’s coming back it’s coming back it’s coming back…” She dunked her hand in her raspberry jello, then reached out like a zombie and grabbed Steph by the wrist. Steph shrieked like a field mouse. “oh noooo, I’m dying, oh nooooooo, save yourselves……”
Steph wriggled free as the table fell apart laughing. She gave Cassie a steel-hardened glare, and without breaking eye contact, defiantly licked the jello from her wrist and hand. “Bah, mere plague? Please, you’ll have to do better than that!” Caleb looked at me and shook his head in his usual can you believe this shit style, grinning ear to ear.
Cassie, of course, played right into the theater. “You say that now, but in ten days we’ll see who lives and dies! PLAGUEEEEEEEEE!” And… I don’t know, maybe this is a trick of how I’m remembering it all now. But I feel like I saw a flicker there for a moment, that Cassie was… surprised that she said that? Or that she phrased it the way she did? And… again, it’s not like I can ask her now, for obvious reasons. But it’s something I’ve wondered about many times since then. Ten days. It’s just… I dunno what to think about that.
You know what, I do remember something specific, although I don’t know how much it’s useful. Yes. This was the moment where it really hit me that Mara and I were on opposite corners of the table, and I looked at that distance and… it hurt. Not like I’d been wronged, at all, just… I looked at how much table was between us and I processed it as pain. It’s something I’m 100% certain I felt before, but this moment? This was the moment I acknowledged it.
It was destabilizing. It hurt at the edges of whatever fucking hole was inside of me, like a candle flame through a sheet of paper. I remember trying not to show it, and being mostly unnoticed… but you can tell when someone’s looking at you. And I didn’t have to meet her eyes. I knew, in that little fugue moment where I gave up and looked at nothing, that Cassie saw me from directly across the table. I felt her… worry.
And I shook it off. Another fry, finally get a bite of my sandwich, life is good, huh? Yeah. Life is good.
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You can ignore this ask if you want to but I just wanted to say: Your energy is just...so nice?? Like you always have something to say about stuff and you always seem so entergetic in the tags and you seem like a honestly loving and happy person and it's always so nice to come onto your blog and see what things you had to say. Even if it's not a post or an au I have interest in, I just like reading your comments and thoughts. And it's even nicer when you point stuff out that I wouldn't have noticed by myself and I go "oh yeah!!" and make connections I wouldn't have made otherwise. I don't know, I just wanted to say you're a very cool person and my day always gets a bit brighter whenever I see you've commented on some art or talked about a song or posted more writing and your tags are always a treat to go through.
Ahhhhh you’re so kind, thank you!!!! ;o; <333 Haha, admittedly I just feel like I’m rambling all the time, but I’m so glad they’re enjoyable to read! But, seriously, I’m very grateful if I can brighten your day. There’s been so many stories, art pieces, and songs on this blog that have really helped me through some days and if my key-smashes and attempts to articulate my adoration can help brighten your days then, I’m just really glad I could share that, if that makes sense! So ahhhh thank you so much!!! This warmed my heart! I hope you’re having a good and gentle day! ;o; <3333
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hintofelation99 · 3 years
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The Justice League Hangs out with Duke
Bruce: Duke, it's time we had the talk.
Duke: Uh... nope. No thank you. I'm not getting the sex talk from Batman.
Bruce: What? No! The Robin talk.
Duke: But, I'm- I'm the Signal now? Isn't it a bit late for a Robin talk?
Bruce: Son, it's never too late, not for this.
Duke: Um. Ok.
Bruce: When Dick, Jason, and Tim first started as Robins they created a tradition. A tradition that continued with Stephanie, Damian, and now you.
Duke: And that tradition is?
Bruce: Taking down the Justice League. By being annoying and slightly terrifying.
Duke: OHHHHHH. Is that why no one from the Justice League talks to me?
Bruce: Yes, yes it is. But don't worry. I made an arrangement that will allow you time alone with league members to continue the tradition. You have a week to prepare.
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Duke: Cass, what do I do?
Cass raises an eyebrow at Duke.
Duke: For the Robin tradition thing. I have to take down the entire Justice League in a night using creative, outlandish, and original methods. But it's already been done by Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Steph. So what do I do? How can I be better than all of them.
Cass smirks: Take them down too.
Duke looking at Cass like she's crazy: What?
Cass: Take. Them. Down.
Duke: Holy shit, you are terrifying.
Cass just smiles and leaves.
-> One Week Later <-
Wonder Woman, Superman, Flash, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Steph gather in the Watchtower.
Duke: Hey guys, Batman just wanted to go through some training exercises with everyone. He'll be a little late. Harley and Ivy escaped Arkham and are trying to grow penis shaped shrubs in all the public parks. But, don't worry he asked me to go ahead and start with out him.
Green Lantern: Why are you leading this meeting?
Duke: Batman is running late and he wants me to practice leading meetings.
Green Lantern, glaring suspiciously at Duke: Are you about to do that stupid Robin tradition where you torture all of us?
Duke: What Robin tradition? Also, I'm not even a Robin? I'm the Signal.
Green Lantern continues to glare at him.
Superman: Calm down Green Lantern, the Robins never do this in front of each other.
Every League member seems to relax at this.
Duke acting confused: Uhhh, yeah. Ok, we have a few housekeeping things to do according to the list Batman left. So, I'll have everyone pair up for sparring while I handle these individually.
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Everyone is in the training room working out or sparring. Duke approaches Tim.
Duke: Hey Tim, Bruce wanted you to look in to that Bludhaven case. Is that ok with you?
Tim: Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
Duke: Oh, I just thought it might be difficult considering what Dick did.
Tim: ...What did he do?
Duke: Wait, you haven't noticed? Oh no, I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything.
Tim: Duke. Tell me what he did.
Duke: Well, Jason said that he replaced all your coffee with decaf.
Tim: THAT BASTARD. No wonder I've been feeling so tired! I'm going to kill him!
Duke: Wait, just stop! I heard that he hid all of it in Green Lantern's room.
Tim: Wait, why there?
Duke: Something about you being afraid of him.
Tim: WHAT?! I'm not afraid of the Green Nightlight! I'm gonna find that coffee then make Dick pay.
Duke: Oh, well cool, good luck!
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Green Lantern: Um, what are you doing in my room?
Tim: Where is it?
Green Lantern: Where's what?
Tim: You know what I want. Give up now or face the consequences.
Green Lantern: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Tim: Fine. Consequences.
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Steph, sparring with Duke: So, what's it like being the first meta bat?
Duke: Not too bad, but I could do with out the whole 'predict the future' thing.
Steph, laughing: What? You can not see the future.
Duke: I bet you $50 I can
Steph: Your on.
Duke, makes everything around him light up and uses a weird voice: In the next thirty minutes Green Lantern will flee the Watchtower in fear. Soon after Dick will be attacked by Tim.
Steph, snorts in obvious disbelief.
Steph: That was so fake-
Green Lantern runs out of the tower looking terrified.
Steph: No way.
Tim tackles Dick and they start fighting like three year old's on the floor.
Steph, handing Duke $50: Holy shit Magic Man.
Duke makes things light up and does the voice again: Oh my god.
Steph, looking excited: What?!
Duke: The- the sushi. The sushi you brought today, it's made from-
Duke pretends to choke back a sob.
Duke: It's made from the fish who was the maid of honor at Aquaman's wedding.
Steph: HOLY SHIT.
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Steph and Aquaman sit beside each other for lunch, she pulls out her sushi and looks at Aquaman sadly.
Steph: I am so, so sorry for your loss. But just know that her sacrifice is not in vain.
Aquaman, looks confused for a second then sees the sushi: NOPE. Not this again! I'm leaving.
Steph: Wait! I'm sorry!
Aquaman leaves as Steph tries to chase him down.
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Jason is laughing and filming as Dick and Tim fight.
Duke, whistles: Man, imagine if that video went on YouTube.
Jason, looking confused: What?
Duke: I'm just saying if the video of Red Robin and Nightwing fighting like kids ever got on YouTube, it'd go viral. Oh and they would be so pissed!
Jason, laughs: Too bad B would kill me if I uploaded this.
Duke: Yeah, I guess so. And you can't upload it here because then Superman would get in trouble.
Jason: Why would the boy scout get in trouble?
Duke: Cause he always uses his YouTube account on the Justice League computer. So it'd look like he uploaded it and B would find out that Superman watches cat videos while he's on monitor duty.
Jason, smirking: Huh, so you're saying if I upload this on the League computer I'd piss off Bruce, Tim, and Dick and get Supes in trouble?
Duke, acting innocent: Huh, I guess so.
-> A Few Minutes Later <-
A call from Bruce comes up on the main computer.
Superman: Hey Batman, what can I do for you?
Bruce: You, Red Hood, cave now.
Jason: What? Why me?
Bruce: Because I saw that little home video you uploaded of your brothers.
Jason: What, that wasn't me!
Bruce: I could hear you laughing while you filmed.
Jason: Dammit.
Jason and Clark leave for the cave pouting like kids.
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Duke: Hey, Black Canary?
Black Canary: Yes Duke?
Duke: I'm sorry to do this on such short notice, but I'm very worried about Dick and Tim.
Black Canary: Why?
Duke: Well, Tim keeps claiming that Dick is out to get him. Something about Dick messing with his coffee? And Dick feels like he's just being attacked for no reason and is worried about Tim's health. Is there anyway you could intervene?
Black Canary, looking sighing and looking exhausted: Usually I have three days of preparation before dealing with bats.
Duke: I know it's just-
Duke gestures to Tim and Dick rolling on the floor fighting.
Duke: They really need help.
Black Canary: Alright, I'll see what I can do.
Black Canary attempts to intervene only to get pulled into the fight. Now the three of them are tangled in a huge, confusing fight, that's filled with yelling and hair pulling.
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Duke: Damian! Quick!
Damian: What is it Thomas.
Duke: I think somethings wrong with Dick and Tim and maybe even Black Canary. They're all fighting and won't stop! Can you help me contain them so that we can figure out what's going on?
Damian: Fine. I shall help.
Duke: Ok, just try to herd them into this containment cell.
Damian joins the fight managing to get everyone, including himself, into the containment cell. As Damian is trying to leave Duke closes the cell. Damian angrily yells and bangs on the sound proof walls.
Duke: What? Sorry, can't hear you! My hand slipped!
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Wonder Woman: Very well done Signal.
Duke, acting innocent: Hm?
Wonder Woman: You tricked Red Robin into scaring Green Lantern away, then into fighting Nightwing. Once that fight broke out you tricked Red Hood into uploading a video to the internet using the Superman's credentials. By uploading that video he caused both himself and Superman to face Batman's wrath. You also used the fight to trick Stephanie into annoying Aquaman to the point of leaving. Then you involved Black Canary in the fight, which was her downfall. And, as a final touch, you managed to get Robin into the fight and trapped all in a containment cell. You successfully eliminated 9 foes with one trick.
Duke: You mean 11.
Wonder Woman: What?
Duke: 11. You see, I didn't trick Red Robin, I tricked Nightwing. I had a week to prepare. In that week I convinced Dick that Tim needed to cut back on the caffeine and that Dick should help by switching all of Tim's coffee with decaf. I also convinced him to hide that coffee in the watchtower, in Green Lantern's room. So that was all true.
Wonder Woman: But, that still does not make 11?
Duke: It does. Because This morning I moved the coffee. I replaced the Flashes decaf with Tim's ultra caffeinated coffee. You see Tim has it specially manufactured to increase the caffeine levels. And, while Flash doesn't usually drink his coffee in the morning, he's always running late and forgets, he does drink coffee during training breaks. Which is now. So in about five minutes we will have an incredibly caffeinated speedster in the Watchtower. And since you're the only one around right now with a chance of catching him, that's your problem.
Right as Duke finishes Flash runs by, majorly hyped up on caffeine.
Duke: Checkmate.
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Martian Manhunter: It appears that I am the last remaining League member.
Duke: Yeah, I don't really understand this tradition but apparently every Robin ends it by picking a favorite league member.
Martian Manhunter: Out of all the League members, why have you chosen me?
Duke: Your smart and have a lot of cool powers. Also, I dunno, I hear you sometimes feel like an outsider with the league. Cause, the whole martian thing. And I know it's not the same but, sometimes I feel like an outsider with the bats, being the only meta and all.
Martian Manhunter: You have chosen me so that we may bond over our lack of connections?
Duke: Uhhhh, yeah?
Martian Manhunter: Hm. Very well, I assume that this is your “Robin Weakness”. Apparently every Robin has one.
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A Puppy
Bucky x Reader
Wholesome fluff
Plot: You and your fiancé Bucky have been fighting about getting a puppy for a little while. But what happens when you don't give Bucky much of a choice?
“Y/N we’re not getting a puppy,” Bucky groaned.
“Why not?” you pouted.
“What the hell are we gonna do with a puppy, doll? They are so much work.”
You and Bucky had been bickering about the idea of getting a puppy for the past month. It was always a dream of yours to have a husband and a dog that you could cuddle with on the couch while watching a movie. And now that you were engaged and about to get married in a month, naturally, the next step would be getting a puppy.
Unfortunately, Bucky didn’t agree.
“But come one, babe,” you whined while batting your eyelashes.
“You love dogs.”
He pointed a finger at you.
“I am not falling for that glossy eye trick of yours again.”
You smirked. It really was his downfall sometimes. But much to your dismay, sometimes he had more self-control than others.
“Puppies can be messy,” he pointed out.
“My little sister had one and trust me, they take a while to get house trained, and you have to get up early to walk them every day. And they can get so stubborn.”
“And we can learn how to train him. Come on, Buck. You’ve been through a lot worse things in your life than getting a puppy.”
He narrowed his eyes.
“We’ll talk about it later, I’ve gotta go.”
This usually meant that you weren’t going to talk about it until you decide to start nagging at him about it again.
You sighed pretending to admit your defeat while he started to put his shoes on.
Then you noticed his pause. Not just any pause, but a suspicious pause.
“Y/N?” he questioned.
“…What was that sound?”
Your heart stopped the second that he asked you that.
“What sound?”
He glared at you suspiciously.
“Come on,” you reasoned.
“We live in an apartment building. There are lots of sounds.”
He didn’t stop glaring and slowly stood up and stepped over to the door of your office.
When his hand reached the doorknob and opened, you gulped. And of course, he saw what was really in your office.
“Yeah…I fucking thought so.”
Your new dark grey Pitbull puppy scurried out of your office and jumped on Bucky. Bucky didn’t react. He just stayed still.
“If it makes you feel any better I got him at a shelter. He’s 2 months old, and house trained.”
You held a guilty look on your face.
“I knew I should have been suspicious when you referred to our hypothetical puppy as a ‘he’.”
You shrugged.
“Freudian slip?”
“We’re not keeping the dog,” he huffed.
You frowned.
“Why is that your decision?”
“Why was that your decision to get this puppy?”
He looked down at the puppy that innocently tilted his head. How could he say no to that little face? You certainly couldn’t resist him at the dog shelter.
He shook his head and put his other shoe on before leaving.
“We’re gonna talk about this later.”
Okay so now he was down to talk.
When Bucky left the puppy made his way over to you for you to pick him up.
“How did you manage to get out of your crate?”
Of course, he couldn’t answer, but he just panted while enjoying scratchies.             “He’ll come around,” you assured him.
He barked happily.
“I promise.”
(Cont.) Day 1
When you walked in the door you were surprised to find Bucky home already. You had only left an hour after he did, and you were only gone for an hour. What surprised you, even more, was that the puppy was on the couch with him with his head comfortably resting on Bucky’s leg.
“Uhhhh…Hey there.”
Bucky was startled and looked down at the little guy.
“He um…” he began explaining.
“He was crying to get out of your office when I got here. It was irritating.”
“Mmhmm,” you answered as you began taking the groceries out of their bags. That included puppy food, bowls, and toys.
“What are those?” he asked.
“What does it look like?” you retorted.
“Umm, it looks like you’re getting ready to make him comfortable here.”
“Well if the shoe fits,” you shrugged.
“We can’t keep him, Y/N.”
The puppy then climbed onto Bucky’s lap nudging onto his shirt for attention and more scratchies. And for the next two minutes, all he did was give you reasons why keeping a dog would be a bad idea as he mindlessly and continuously pet him without even realizing it.
In fact, if you didn’t know any better you would think that this was even relaxing Bucky. Either way, he was talking to deaf ears. All you could do was watch your fiancé subconsciously make this puppy the happiest pet in the world.
When he realized what he was doing he picked him up and passed him over to you.
“You have a week to find him a new home.”
You gave him angry nostril flares. But you then thought about watching Bucky bond with the little guy that he claimed he didn’t want.
“We’ll see about that.”
Day 3
Three days. Three days since you brought the little guy home and Bucky still insisted on giving him up.
You were glad that he at least didn’t want you to take him back to the shelter. He wasn’t cruel like that to put him back in a cage.
You constantly bickered on why you guys couldn’t keep him. Especially since one of his first arguments was that puppies were hard to house train. But he had owners for a  little while before being put in the shelter. So he was already house trained. And then he’d claim that he just didn’t want to keep a dog…Yet his actions said otherwise.
When he wasn’t around you, you caught flashes of Bucky looking like he kind of liked him. You’d catch him giving him attention for a few seconds while checking to see if the coast was clear. Or even giving him a treat every now and again just because he did something cute. If you didn’t know any better you’d think that he was starting to like him.
That’s when you realized…You were wearing him down.
Good boy.
Day 4
“Alright Smokey, sit.”
The puppy sat and waited for Bucky to give him his treat.
You rubbed your eyes unsure if you were seeing what you were seeing, or if you were still asleep and just dreaming. But sure enough, it seemed like this was really happening.
You looked at where you had last left the leash and it wasn’t there. It was on the counter…And the puppies’ paws were wet. And what did he just call him?
“Did you walk him?”
Bucky snapped his head in your direction startled by your presence and immediately hardened his expressions hoping that you didn’t notice his little tender moment. But there was no way that you were letting this go.
“Did you just call him…Smokey?”
He froze.
“I…I um. I mean I figured we should call him something for his new home. We can’t have people think that we’re abusing the little guy.”
You were suspicious at how fond he sounded talking about him. In fact, how long had he been calling him Smokey?
“Smokey,” you called out in a soft high pitched voice in his direction. He immediately snapped his head, let out a little happy bark, and trotted over to you.
He had definitely been called Smokey for long enough. And the little guy seemed to like the name.
“Did he wake you up or something?” you croaked, sleep still heavy in your voice.
“No,” he answered.
“I just couldn’t sleep after 3 am so I just took him out early.”
He said that with a smile on his face, and you raised an eyebrow.
“Okay,” you said.
“Well, I’m going back to bed. Have fun with each other’s company.”
Day 5
“No, buddy you give me one paw, not jump up to give me two” Bucky sighed sitting on the floor in front of Smokey. Smokey gave Bucky a frustrated bark because of the withholding of another bite of his treat.
You couldn’t help but feel your heart just turn into goo inside of your chest. They just had to be the most adorable pair.
A few hours ago you walked into the apartment to find Bucky asleep on the couch with Smokey laying comfortably on his chest, with Bucky’s hand resting on him. You had never seen Bucky look so comfortable sleeping without you, or even take a midday nap. Another thing to point out was that Bucky just seemed overall a little more relaxed in general since you brought Smokey into the house.
Before it could go any further you decided to break the news to him.
“I think I might have found a home for him.”
Bucky frowned while letting Smokey chew on his index finger.
“What?”
“Yeah, this couple from Colorado seem really interested in him.”
His face dropped a little bit before catching himself to seem more neutral.
“Well,” he said.
“I mean…I guess he might like the countryside?”
He picked Smokey up and held him against his chest while scratching his neck.
“You think you’ll like that?”
Smokey looked him in the eyes and barked.
“There’s also another couple in Brooklyn that are considering taking him too.”
He looked a little more intrigued. As if he was pleased that Smokey would be a little closer to you guys instead of being in another state.
“Are they close by?”
You smiled.
“Yeah, actually. I think we might even know them.”
He looked even more curious.
“They’re this pretty hot couple that is engaged,” you began.
“The guy isn’t quite sure about wanting a puppy, but his fiancé is getting him around to the idea and he’s minutes away from giving in. I think you know him. Tall guy? Metal arm?”
Bucky shook his head.
“Okay, I get it,” he groaned.
“I mean I’m not sure about them quite yet, so I can call that other couple in Colora—”
“Y/N, stop.”
He held Smokey up like Simba and looked at him fondly.
“What do you think?” Bucky asked Smokey scrunching his face at him.
Smokey leaned forward to kiss Bucky’s forehead.
You walked over to your room and picked up the phone making the phone call that you needed to make.
“Hello?” you said when the call started.
“Hi,” I’m calling on behalf of Smokey.”
“Okay, I get it!” Bucky exclaimed making you chuckle since you could hear him from the living room and of course through the phone.
When you went back to meet them, Bucky was still sitting on the floor playing with little Smokey who was rolling on the floor and play biting him. And then he asked you,
“There’s no couple from Colorado, is there?”
You snorted.
“Of course not.”
“I haven’t put one ad out on the internet.”
Bucky side-eyed you, and you gave him an overexaggerated innocent grin.
“You win this round future Mrs. Barnes.”
Day 7
This was it. Your dream had officially come true.
You and Bucky were snuggling on the couch watching a movie, and there Smokey was curled up in a ball on your stomach.
In all honesty, you weren’t even paying attention to the movie. All your attention was the impossibly cute little creature laying on you absorbing every pet that you gave him, even in his sleep.
Every time you looked back up at Bucky, you noticed that his eyes weren’t even on the tv either. You couldn’t keep your eyes off of the cute.
“Can we keep him?” you whispered for the 100th time that day.
And just like the other 99 times, he kissed you on the head and whispered exactly what you didn’t want to hear.
“As long as I’m still his favourite.”
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Red lily and kirishima?
Alrighty! I am SO SORRY for taking so long but here is Red Lily (Passion) and Kirishima! And as always!
18+ MINORS DNI
Warnings: oral! (fem & male receiving), use of recording equipment, "sir", drinking, Denki/Jirou and Baku/Deku, uhhhh i think thats it.
Cam!BoyKiri & Fem!Reader
W/C - 5.7K
“Ahhh ahhhh, mmfff.” Covering your mouth with your hand you try your best to muffle the sounds of your moans however, your partner does not approve.
His large calloused hand grabs your wrist and pins it to your side, slapping your thigh to get your attention. As you drag your blurry eyes to the man between your legs you are once again captivated by the sight. How could you not be, when such a gorgeous giant man is tongue fucking you dumb.
He lifts his head up for a moment, licking cum from his lips and not sounding the least bit winded even though he has been shoving his face in your pussy for what feels like an hour.
“I told you princess,” he slowly dips three fingers into your cunt “how can anyone learn when you aren’t telling them what feels good?” he raises a scarred eyebrow and winks at you before dropping his head back down and resuming his feast.
“Mmmm o-okay Red Ri- Riot.”
*****
When you hear the front door to your apartment slam you know your time has come.
“Y/N! Get your ass out here now!”
As much as you want to avoid this fight you know that if you ignore your roommate Jirou she will just use that ridiculously expensive sound system she has and point it right at your door. You groan as you get up and trudge to your door, easing it open and peeking around it to see her standing at the edge of the hallway. “Nice to see you back babes.” You pull the door open all the way and step out of your room but not any closer “How was your night?”
“How was my night? HOW WAS MY NIGHT?!”
You flinch at the sheer volume of her voice and slide a wry smile on your face. “Was Denki not as good as you thought he would be?”
Jirou throws her hands up and scoffs. “Ya know, I would be a lot less upset if I didn’t have to wake up at THREE IN THE MORNING when Mineta came back to their apartment SOBBING!”
You try to hold in your laugh, unsuccessfully, so while you clutch your chest to try and calm the wheezing Jirous face gets red with anger. “I’m - I’m sorry but he fucking cried? Please tell me you got a picture, or a video.”
“Of course I fucking did but that is beside the point!” You see a hint of a smile on her face but it quickly disappears. “I thought you were gonna handle him for me until today?”
“Did you not get your nut? I gave you five hours ya prude.”
“Of course we had sex you inconsiderate butt munch. But it was quickly overshadowed when Mineta busted into the room without knocking and got a bloody nose when he saw me in bed with Denki.” She pinches the bridge of her nose and closes her eyes. “It was disgusting, the little freak couldn’t decide whether to drool over me or cry over what you said to him, so he did both.”
You’re hunched over laughing with your hands on your knees but one look at your friend's face sobers you up and you walk over to hug her. “I’m sorry, that must have been really uncomfortable.”
She wraps her arms around you and nods. “It really fuckin was, but Denki got up and threw him out of the room so that was satisfying to watch.”
“Was Denki satisfying to fuck?”
Jirou tenses up and pulls away from you. “Changing the subject isn’t gonna make me forgive you.”
“I know, but telling me about the amazing sex you had will make you forget about it.” She glares at the shit eating grin on your face then huffs out a laugh.
“Fine, but you're buying breakfast.”
“Deal! Now,” you wrap an arm around her shoulder and lead her to the living room, “please tell me he started out with foreplay.”
*****
“The idiot got a fuckin nosebleed?”
Denki nods his head, wincing as a large hand claps his back.
“That’s such a bummer dude!” Kirishima looks at him in pity, “but at least you finally got together with Jirou right? You guys gonna hang out again?”
“I wouldn’t want to.” Bakugou laughs over his very large glass of orange juice.
Denki drops his head on the table in defeat while Kirishima looks over at Bakugou with disappointment. “Dude, if you're not gonna say anything nice then don’t say anything at all.”
Bakugou slams his cup back on the table, the juice sloshing in the cup but not spilling over the edge. “When have I ever said anything nice?!”
Kirishima sighs heavily and shakes his head before turning back to his sullen friend. “Why was Mineta crying in the first place?”
Denki's voice is muffled by the table. “Apparently Jirous' friend Y/N said something really mean to him.”
Bakugou laughs, “Wish I could have been there to see it.”
*****
You had been at the club for almost an hour already, still sipping on the same drink and watching Jirou from the corner of your eye. You knew this was a good place to suggest a casual meet up with the guy she liked.
A two story building with a bar on the first floor and a lounge on the second. The second floor lounge was sparsely decorated and boasted a large open fireplace in the middle and various couches and chairs scattered throughout the rest of the space.
As you sit with your back to the bar you radiate a sense of aloof boredom, just enough of a resting bitch face to keep people from being too chummy but not enough for people to outright avoid you.
She looks like she's having fun, that’s all that matters.
“So how long have you and Jirou known each other?”
Shit, I forgot he was next to me.
You put on your customer service smile and turn to the man next to you, Denki’s friend Mineta. “We’ve known each other since grade school, our parents both work in the music industry.”
“So you’ve known each other through like, high school and stuff?” You try your best to ignore the creepy glint in his eyes and cover your cup with your hand.
“Like I said, we’ve known each other since grade school so yes. We went to high school together.”
“So have you like…. Seen each other naked?”
You cringe when the creepy little brat looks up at you. “Excuse me?”
“Well you know, I’ve heard that umm statistically speaking women have seen other women naked more times than men.”
“Mhm, yeah we did.” You down the rest of your drink and before you set the glass on the bar top another one is being slid over to you by the bartender. You roll your eyes at the pity on their face and tip them. “Thanks Midoriya.”
“Anything for my favorite patron.”
“Only cause I tip well.”
He laughs, his emerald eyes shining. “That and your invigorating conversational skills.” Before you can throw a witty retort back Mineta is asking another thinly veiled offensive question and you are back to entertaining him.
Jirou and Denki leave the bar around ten thirty so he can show her his ‘book collection’ . You laugh, telling Jirou to use protection when reading.
For the next couple of hours you take Mineta to a couple of more bars downtown, ones where you know all the bartenders. He continued asking inappropriate questions that were always followed by an excuse as to why they were actually harmless.
You had just arrived at your favorite billiard bar when you decided to ask your own.
“So you’ve had sex right?”
Mineta chokes on his vodka and redbull, “Fuck yeah I have, lots of sex. You look like you have too.” You ignore the last comment and casually sip your water.
“What do you do for foreplay?”
He laughs and you raise an eyebrow. “Foreplay? I just put it in, pussys get wet eventually and if not, that’s what lube’s for.”
You’re silent for a minute, not fully believing that he just actually said that. “I’m sorry?”
“Foreplay takes too long, I satisfy plenty without it.” He smirks at you, placing one of his hands on your thigh. Taking a deep breath you slap his hand off you and put your chin in your hand, glaring at him.
“Have you asked your partners if they were satisfied?” You hold one hand up, signaling air quotations around the word partners.
“No?”
Taking a minute to have another drink of water you turn to him fully. “Then I doubt you have satisfied them at all. Foreplay takes too long? This is why people need to take a class on how to please their partner. You don’t look like you could satisfy yourself with your own hand much less satisfy another human being.” You wave goodbye to the bartender, and grab your purse. “The only satisfying thing about you is that you are as stupid as you look. Don’t worry about your drink, I put it on my tab. Do me a favor and search ‘how to sexually please a woman’ on wikihow, maybe you’ll learn something.”
*****
Somehow you are invited to hangout when Jirou meets up with Denki again.
They are meeting at the same lounge but he is bringing two of his friends so you are tagging along. You made Jirou swear on her sound board that Mineta was not one of those friends.
You both get to the bar first, grabbing a spot with two couches. Midoriya brings your usual and takes Jirous' order, winking when you hand him your card to start a tab.
You’re drinking and chatting when Denki walks in, excitedly waving to you both and walking over to give Jirou a hug. “Hey ladies! These are my buddies,” He turns to the side to introduce them and you choke.
“Looks like someone already knows me.” The tall beefy redhead has a sideways smile and your face goes red. “I go by Kirishima when I’m not working,” he holds out a hand to Jirou to shake and leans down to kiss the back of yours. “But feel free to call me Red if it pleases you.”
The other friend scoffs at you both and walks off to the bar, a sadistic smile on his face when Midoriya looks at him with wide eyes. “The angry one is Bakugo, don’t mind him.”
Denki is trying his best to hold in his laughter while whispering to Jirou, you can guess what he is telling her by the way her mouth drops open and she whips her head over to you.
The guys head to the bar and you try your best to be one with the couch when your friend sits next to you with a smile on her face. “So that’s what you're doing on Saturday nights.”
“Please just kill me now.”
“Oh no, you’re not getting out of this one babe.”
“I’m fucking lonely okay?”
She puts her hands up. “Hey I’m not judging, it’s perfectly natural to watch camboys.”
“And like I say at the end of every stream,” Kirishima walks up and sits on the armrest of the couch next to you. “I always appreciate your patronage.”
“I have never been more embarrassed in my life.” You finish your drink and try to signal Midoriya for another but he is talking to Bakugou, a flirty smile on his face and a hand on his forearm.
“They’ve known each other for a while.” You look up at the man next to you, Denki and Jirou caught up in their own flirty banter.
“Midoriya and your friend? I’ve never seen him here though.”
“They both are convinced the other doesn’t like them.”
You look back over at the two talking. “Are they fucking blind?”
Kirishima laughs, it’s a deep rumble that makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and a shiver go up your spine. “Yeah, they are. Denki and I tried to talk to Bakugou about it once but he’s a little hard headed.”
You giggle when Kirishima knocks on his head with his fist. “Yeah he looks like the stubborn type.”
Your companions have moved to the other couch so Kirishima moves to sit next to you. “Hey uh,” he looks down at his drink, a shy look on his face and a hand rubbing the back of his neck. “I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.”
You hurriedly wave your hands in front of you, “Oh no! Please don’t worry about it.” clearing your throat you fidget with the hem of your shirt. “I was just a little flustered, never imagined I would meet you in person.”
He laughs again, and you decide that the sound is more attractive than any you have heard during his streams. “Disappointed?”
“I wouldn’t say that.” You smile when he looks back at you. “Why? You worried Mr. Red Riot?”
He smiles, the sharp points of his teeth looking much more dangerous in real life, you wonder what it would take to get him to bite you. “I wouldn’t say that.”
Hours passed by in a blur, you and Kirishima talked about everything and anything. Denki and Jirou would sometimes join in on your conversation or vice versa. Even the grumpy one came back when Midoriya had to help customers. Eventually Jirou and Denki left together, Bakugou went back to the bar and stayed saying something about ‘stupid Deku’.
When you were both alone you and Kirishima sat in companionable silence for a bit before he offered to take you home. Since you both had been drinking he orders a ride service and while you both wait you check your phone. “Well that’s just rude.”
“Something wrong?”
Shoving your phone back in your purse, you sigh. “The love birds went to my apartment to avoid the pervert.”
Kirishima chuckles, “You talkin about Mineta?”
“Ugh, yeah.”
“I heard you made him cry.”
You grimace, “All I did was tell him some harsh truths, not my fault he can’t take criticism. Besides,” you put your hands on your hips and look up at the man with a scowl on your face. “He deserved it, every bit of it.”
The car arrives and he opens the door for you, “I’m gonna need to hear that story, want to go to my place? Bakugou said he was…. sleeping, somewhere else tonight.”
You hesitate to answer for a moment, not wanting him to assume anything was gonna happen but from the look on his face and the tone of his voice you knew he wasn’t expecting anything. “I would love to.”
The ride to his apartment is quiet, not wanting to inadvertently offend the driver with your story you save it for later. When you arrive Kirishima helps you out of the car and thanks the driver before placing his large hand on the small of your back, guiding you to the front door. You almost stumble, very aware of the size of his hand compared to your body.
It’s so warm
He unlocks the door and you head inside, Kirishima turning on lights while calling back to you. “Feel free to make yourself at home. If you want, I can start heating up water for tea.”
You take off your shoes and place your purse on the table next to the door, grabbing your phone and following his voice. “That sounds good to me, could you tell me where the-”
“Restroom is the second door on the right, Bakugou is a neat freak so it’s spotless, don't worry.”
You head to the restroom, controlling the urge to open the other doors on your way. After taking care of yourself you shoot a quick text to your roommate letting her know where you are and to text you when her and Denki are done ‘reading’.
You get to the kitchen and sit at the table, telling Kirishima about your interaction with Mineta. By the time you are done the tea is steeping in front of you both and he is wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
“Ya know, I was gonna make it a point to beat that idiot for what he said but your response was so perfect I would just be kicking a man while he’s down.”
You stand up, giggling and bow a couple of times. “Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.”
When you sit back down, Kirishima has his hand on his chin, a look of contemplation on his face. “A class on how to please their partners huh?”
“I don’t know, I’ve been with quite a few guys who had the same mentality as that idiot. Would be nice if someone could teach them what foreplay is.”
“Like a lecture? Or do you mean a live example?”
You shrug your shoulders. “What would a textbook do? Might as well have someone record a tutorial, the recipient would just need to say what feels good out loud.”
“That’s a good idea, most of those people watch porn anyway, might as well make it informative.”
You look over at Kirishima and blush at his smoldering gaze. “Umm, yeah that’s what I was thinking too.”
“Mind if I ask you a personal question?”
Your heartbeat picks up, “Go ahead.”
The smile that appears on his face is down right predatorial. “How vocal are you with your partners?”
*****
You were nervous sure, but so fucking ready. Kirishima had set all of his recording stuff up in his room, after making sure you were 100% comfortable with it, and made sure to let you know that you can stop at any point in time.
“I’m not doing this live stream. Don’t want you caring about what my viewers are thinking if you wanna stop.”
You’re standing off to the side with your arms wrapped around yourself, chewing your lips. “Thank you, that actually makes me feel a lot better.”
After moving stuff around, Kirishima looks over at you in concern. “Are you really okay with this?”
“I’m fine.” he raises a scarred eyebrow, “I promise! I think I'll be less nervous once we get started.”
Kirishima raises both eyebrows and slowly smiles. “Eager are we?”
“Are you kidding me? If you were to grab me by the throat, force my mouth open and spit in it I would say thank you sir.” your face goes red when you realize what you just said. “I-I mean you’re fuckin hot and….. Easy to talk to, and….”
He walks up to you, rubbing his hands up and down your arms. “It’s alright! Not like I haven't had someone tell me that before.” You huff out a laugh. “I mean not to my face but it was cute coming from you.”
You groan in embarrassment, then Kirishima grabs your hand and guides you towards a chair in view of the camera and your heartbeat picks up. He gently grabs your chin and tilts your face up, moving closer till you can feel his breath on your lips. “Can I kiss you?”
“Please”
He closes the distance, pressing his lips softly against yours as you lay your hands on his chest. The kiss is sweet until you feel his tongue swipe against the seam of your lips and whimper. He growls, sitting down on the chair and pulling you on top of him before cupping your face and kissing you again, biting your bottom lip and thrusting his tongue into your mouth when you gasp at the sweet pain.
Pulling back Kirishima coos at the look on your face. “Did you like when I bit you?”
“Mhm” you nod your head, licking your bottom lip. “Do it more… please.”
“Of course princess.”
You shiver at the name. “Oh god please keep calling me that too.”
Placing his hands on your hips, Kirishima kisses your lips again, biting your lip then kissing down your jaw to your ear. “Anything else princess?”
“T-touch me.”
“Where would you like me to touch you?”
You moan as he kisses down your neck, biting just hard enough to not break the skin. “Anywhere… everywhere.”
He chuckles darkly, slowly dragging his hands from your hips up your sides. You squirm in his lap and drape your arms on his shoulders.
“You’re so soft.” he nips then licks your shoulder. “I would never get tired of touching you.”
Huffing with impatience you grab his wrists and bring his hands up to your breasts. He stops just shy of palming them. “You know, if you wanted me to touch you here you should have been more specific.”
You arch your back pushing your breasts out. Your nipples are hard, visible through the thin material of your top. “Don’t be gentle, I like it rough.”
Kirishima answers by grabbing your breasts softly while lowering his head to bite your nipples. Your hands drag up the back of his neck to grab his hair as you cry out in broken mewls.
He alternates between biting and sucking on your nipples rolling and pinching the other one between his fingers. When he pulls away you take your shirt off, he reaches behind you and unclasps your bra, which follows your shirt to the floor.
You sit up a bit on his lap and help him remove his shirt before you cup his face and kiss him. It’s messy and ravenous, you whimper when his teeth scrape against your lips.
When he pulls away again he goes right back to playing with your nipples.
He feels you buck in his lap and looks up at you. “You gonna cum princess? Just from me playing with your nipples?”
You nod your head. “Yes, please don’t stop. M’so close.”
Kirishima grins, pushing both of your breasts together and managing to get both nipples in his mouth. Lathing his tongue over both before nibbling on them, paying attention to your breathing and the shallow rocking of your hips. When your breathing gets quicker and your hips stutter he sucks them hard and you cum moaning loudly.
He massages your breast while you come down from your high, kissing along your collarbone.
“Can we lay down?”
“Of course. Hold on to me.” Kirishima kisses the tops of your breasts and picks you up walking over to the bed and gently laying you down atop it. “I wanna see all of you,” he grabs the waist of your pants, “I’m gonna take these off okay?”
“Only if I can see you too.” you answer with a smirk.
“You will, but I have a woman to satisfy first.” He pulls your pants off, taking your panties with them and pushes your thighs apart.
He lays down between your legs and slides them over his shoulders, you clutch the sheets in your fists. When you make eye contact you think you might cum that second, seeing a man you had touched yourself to countless times in between your legs was driving you crazy. Kirishima winks, then looks down at your already soaked pussy. “Thank you for the meal.”
He goes straight for your clit, swirling his tongue around it and moaning at the taste. When you cross your legs behind his head and press him harder against your cunt he ruts into the mattress.
“Oh - oh god….m’gonna cum.” Your eyes roll back. “I-I don’t wanna cum yet….. Please.”
Kirishima takes his mouth off your clit as soon as the words are out of your mouth. Kissing the insides of your thighs when you uncross your legs. “I’m sorry princess, was that too much?”
You struggle to get the words out, panting from trying to hold back your orgasm. “A little yeah….It felt amazing but I like….. too amazing.” You look down at him again, “Maybe a little slower? Feel free to use your fingers too.”
“Want me to tell you when you can cum?”
You groan, the heat in your core getting hotter just from his words. “Fuck….. yes please.”
He chuckles, giving one of your thighs a playful bite before moving one of his hands up and sticking one of his fingers in his mouth. You can’t help but shiver when he pulls it out and it’s glistening with spit.
He brings it to your pussy, dragging the tip through your moist folds. “I was taught to never play with my food...” he slowly pushes his thick rough finger into your hole, “but for you I can make an exception.”
“You’re gonna kill me.”
By the time he is done sucking out your soul he lets you cum only 3 times. You had gone from actively voicing your pleasure to tiredly trying to hold them in until he argued against it.
“Fuck, you’re so sexy.” Kirishima sits up, not bothering to wipe his face of your slick. When you wince while stretching your sore legs out he starts rubbing them down.
You moan at the feeling of his large warm hands working out the tense muscles. “Holy shit, I might cum just from you massaging me. Feels so goooooood.” After a few minutes of basking in the orgasmic afterglow you sit up, placing your hands on his chest and kiss him softly. “You’re turn big guy.”
“I thought this was about you princess.” He smiles at you, all teeth and shiny lips.
You push him till he steps off the bed, “This is about satisfying ‘partners’. You are also my partner so you also need to be satisfied.” You slide off the bed and get on your knees in front of him. “Would you like to give me commands?” You see his cock throb in his pants.
“As fun as that sounds, I want to see what you do without them.”
Your smile is feline, lifting your hands to his stomach and dragging them back down by your nails. He moans and throws his head back. “F-fuck.”
You lick your lips as you unbutton his pants, not one for being patient you tug them off as soon as the zipper is down. Your mouth starts watering at the sight of his cock, the sound of it hitting his stomach echoing in your brain. You cup his balls, weighing them in your hand and kissing each one.
Kirishima thinks his heart might stop in his chest. Dragging a finger from his shaft to the head, you watch mesmerized as it twitches at the small movement. You smear the drop of pre resting on the head of his dick, then lick it off. Humming at the taste you swirl your tongue around, softly squeezing his balls while you do so.
When you close your lips around him and suck, Kirishima shivers and places one of his hands on your head. You lift up with a pop and look up at him through your lashes. “Feel free to be rough with me, pull my hair or hold my head if you want.” His lashes flutter at your words. “What did you say to me earlier?” You mockingly tap his cock in contemplation. “Oh yes! Thank you for the meal.”
Sticking out your tongue you flatten it against him and lick every inch of his cock, all 7 of them. You’re gonna need every advantage to fully deep throat him and with his girth a sore jaw is the least of your worries. When you're done, saliva has coated your lips and Kirishima has an almost too tight grip on your hair.
You waste no time, going down on him little by little; giving your throat time to relax and take all of his cock. By the time you manage to get far enough to feel his groomed pubic hair on your nose both of you are breathing heavily.
You can feel his thighs tensing under your hand, his balls moving with every breath. You are tempted to touch yourself but refrain, although you can feel the slick dripping down your thighs; this is about him.
You keep your head still for a moment, enjoying the feel of him in your throat. When you hum, the vibrations caress his cock and he pushes your head impossibly closer to him until you push back. Although you were enjoying yourself, you can’t help but gag and cough a little when you pull your mouth off of him.
“As much as I enjoy this sight,” Kirishima lets go of your hair and reaches down to pick you up, pleasing you on the bed again. “I want to fuck you so bad…”
Your mouth drops open, you can’t help it. When have you ever experienced a man, a very attractive inside and out man, expressing his desire to you.
“Is that a no?” Kirishima Backs up a step, worried that he had crossed a line.
“Oh no! I’m sorry….I just..” you grab his hands and pull him closer to you. “I never imagined I’d hear someone say that without assuming I would say yes.”
You sit up, getting on your knees at the edge of the bed and grabbing his face, pulling him into a kiss. As you slowly back up he crawls on the bed to follow you, never breaking the kiss until finally you are laying down with him over you.
You whimper as you feel the head of his cock drag through your wet folds a few times before pushing into you. He goes slowly, almost cumming at the feeling of your gummy walls squeezing his cock with every inch.
You both moan when he is fully seated inside, his heavy balls resting on your ass and pelvis pressed against yours. His cock twitches inside you, the head pressing against your deepest parts and you come undone. Kirishima breaks the kiss and looks down at you with a slight smug look on his handsome face. “That good huh?”
“Oh shut up and fuck me already.” You look at him with blurry eyes and a smile on your face.”
He pulls out halfway then ruts back into you, pulling another moan out of your mouth. “Like that?” He pulls out again, this time slowly until just the head is inside before slowly pushing back in. “Or is that better?”
“Either, both just please keep going.” You drag your nails down his back and he starts moving inside you, starting out with shallow thrusts.
“Fuck, you feel so good princess.”
You mewl in pleasure, coming undone again at his words.
“That’s it baby, cum on my cock.” Kirishima picks up his pace, drunk on the face and noises you make when cumming. When he grabs one of your legs and pushes it into your chest your mouth opens in a silent scream, your body running towards that cliff one more time.
“Ah, ah, ah, hold that one in.”
Your eyes snap open, Kirishima lifts his head up from the side of your face and looks at you. “Don’t cum again till I say so.”
You whimper but nod your head, using all of your willpower to deny your orgasm. “Yes, Sir.” You said the words as a joke but Kirishima's hips stutter and he groans.
“Say it again.”
You have just enough left over energy to smirk. “I said, yes. Sir.”
He swears, changing the angle of his hips and pounding into you with reckless abandon. You're seeing stars and losing your mental grip on holding your orgasm back. Both Kirishima and you don’t know how much longer you can last. Not wanting to wait any longer you decide to make him give in first.
“Please Sir, can I cum?” tears are slowly dripping from your eyes, the pleasure building dangerously but at your words you can feel his cock twitch inside you. “I wanna cum on your cock, please sir. Cum with me, wanna feel it.”
You are both at your wits end. “Your princess wants to cum with you sir please!”
Kirishima cums first, moaning with every hot rope of cum that coats your insides. The twitching of his cock and broken moans that fall from his mouth tip you over the edge soon after.
Kirishima just barely manages to catch himself before collapsing on top of you, slowly pulling out and flopping over to the side.
You both lay there in silence, catching your breath. You finally realize that cum is leaking out and manage to sit up and walk to the bathroom. After cleaning yourself up and going back to the bedroom you see that Kirishima has put some sweatpants on and is turning off his recording equipment.
“Well shit.”
He looks up at you in confusion.
You laugh awkwardly while a slight blush dusts your cheeks. “I… kinda forgot we were recording that.”
*****
Many years later…..
“I can’t believe Scarlet is in high school already.” Eijirou, your husband, walks out of the bathroom, freshly showered.
You're sitting on a bench in front of the window, reading a book. Already dressed since you had to take your daughter to school for her first day. “I hope it's not too terrible, I hated high school.”
“Aww babe,” He walks up to you kissing the top of your head. “It can’t be that terrible.”
You huff out a laugh and look at him incredulously. “Are you kidding me? Kids are fucking terrible, teenagers are worse. They try their best to find anything to make fun of you.”
Later that day
The front door to your home opens and slams shut and the sound of someone running up the stairs follows. You walk out of the kitchen confused, looking toward where your daughter has run to her room then at the front door when your husband walks in. His face is beet red, eyes watering just slightly.
“What the hell happened?”
“I HATE BOTH OF YOU!” Scarlet screams down the stairs then slams her bedroom door shut, muffled sounds of crying worrying you further.
“Turns out teenagers are very horrible…. And so are we.” Eijirous face is filled with guilt and you walk over to cup his face.
“What happened honey?”
He turns his face away from you and sighs heavily. “Turns out some of the fathers recognized you when you dropped her off at school.”
“No.”
“And some of the moms recognized me when I picked her up.”
“Oh god.”
“One of them called me Red Riot.”
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