#//wait till bro sees the fanfics

[bookofideals]

wtf is kunizai

#rp #bsd kunikida #//wait till bro sees the fanfics #bungou stray dogs

[f1fnatic]

THE ROOKIES ⤿ o. piastri 81

→ ( in which. . . ) you are a rookie and play for the us women's national soccer team. during the world cup after your team gets knocked out, you run into a certain australian f1 driver who is supporting the host team.

→ ( fanfic genre. . . ) written/irl, smau

→ ( face claim. . . ) naomi girma + pictures from pinterest/instagram

→ ( pairing. . . ) oscar piastri x uswnt!reader

→ ( content warnings/disclaimers. . . ) cursing, might be a multi-part series, not sure yet :) also fully aware that the 2023 f1 season was actively happening at the same time as the women's world cup, but for the sake of this fic, let's believe that oscar had to allow mclaren's reserve drive (for unspecified reasons).

→ ( author's note. . . ) i enjoyed making this fic SM. it was interesting to mess with a written and smau, i hope it flows well and isn't super confusing. hope you enjoy! see end for more

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y/n_l/n

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y/n_l/n number 4 checking in ✅

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uswnt ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 liked by y/n_l/n

trinity_rodman LFGGGG

y/n_l/n 🙌🏿‼️

user18 greatest defender EVER

user56 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ‼️‼️

sophsssmith incoming women's world cup champ

y/n_l/n loading...🔃

user6 no cause why is she sooo pretty

user17 #GOAT 🐐

alexmorgan13 YEAHHHH Y/NNNN liked by y/n_l/n

user33 oh she ate..

user22 4 + 4

yourmom So proud of you, honey ❤️

y/n_l/n thank you mama 🥹💞

mrapinoe Get it rookie! liked by y/n_l/n

lavellerose ⚽🌟 liked by y/n_l/n

yourbsf the best to ever do it 💖

y/n_l/n stop it ily

user20 fresh kits 😮‍💨 liked by y/n_l/n

user81 she knows she's good

uswnt

📍auckland, new zealand

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uswnt Defender Y/N L/N, and the rest of the USWNT, arriving to New Zealand in style 🔥🔥

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usmt Good luck ladies! liked by uswnt

user66 god dayum

user19 barking

y/n_l/n team stylist >> liked by uswnt

savdemelo Yeah we rocked it 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

user67 god y/n 😍

malpugh what a cutie pie y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n oh stop it mal 🤭

sophsssmith ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

user9 she is so breathtaking

mrapinoe 🔥 liked by uswnt and y/n_l/n

cmpulisic Sheeshhh liked by uswnt

user22 they suck bro

user5 k just say u are an incel

user91 what a loser

lavellerose Pulling up in style liked by uswnt

user39 crying she is so prettyyy

user21 it is so unfair

user51 she can rock literally ANYTHING

uswnt

📍melbourne, victoria, autralia

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uswnt Thank you for your support. Till next time.

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y/n_l/n so proud of this team 💟 liked by uswnt

mrapinoe Couldn't have asked for a better final season. liked by uswnt

alexmorgan13 ⚽💌 liked by uswnt

sophsssmith thank you 💖 liked by uswnt

lavellerose Wouldn't do it with anyone else liked by uswnt

malpugh ❤️❤️ liked by uswnt

alyssanaeher What a run liked by uswnt

trinity_rodman love you all, can't wait till next year liked by uswnt

savdemelo ❣️ liked by uswnt

usmt Amazing job, ladies. liked by uswnt

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─ 19 august, 2023 ↴

your team had just lost to sweden in penalty kicks. the amount of overwhelming pride you had felt was unmeasurable. nothing could describe how you felt for your team making it into the quarter finals. yes, you were sad that you couldn't advance further, but none the less, you were grateful for the chance to play at the highest level.

so, there you were, sitting in the stands of the bronze medal game. the match was intense. the matildas were putting up a great fight against sweden for third place. so far, sweden was up 1-0. you wanted the matildas to beat the yellow and blue-clad team since they were the ones that knocked you and your team out.

a few minutes passed before halftime arrived. you decided that it would be a good idea to go get a snack, and maybe some coffee. standing up, you swing your bag across your body and walk to the nearest concession stand. after getting your things, a coffee and some pretzel bites, you turn to head back to your seat. only, instead of being met with open space, your body collides with another, effectively spilling your coffee and dropping your pretzels on the stadium floor. the coffee slightly burns your skin as it seeps into your (new) white blouse. an annoyed sigh escapes from your lips before a voice speaks up.

"shit, oh my god- i am so sorry. are you okay?" it asks. you pick your head up, tearing your eyes away from the giant brown stain painted on your shirt. chocolate colored eyes lock onto yours. a breath hitches in your throat. the man in front of you was gorgeous. he was smiling nervously, hands reaching to gesture to your shirt. "can i get you some napkins?"

there is an awkward pause before you answer. "oh, um, yeah sure, that would be great." you smile. he leaves you for a second before returning and handing you a bundle of napkins. you gently blotch the damp stain.

"i really am sorry. i didn't see you. i should've been paying attention to where i was going." the man says, awkwardly giggling at the end of his sentence.

"it's okay, truly. i can always get another drink, can't say the same for my shirt though." you end. you finish with drying your shirt - albeit, the best you could, before you see that the man in front of you is wearing a matildas jersey. "what a game, huh?"

"oh, yeah. the girls are doing a wonderful job but sweden is just doing better," he answers. "who are you rooting for?"

"the matildas. it would be against my better judgement to root for sweden." you say. you watch his face for a second until recognition washes over his features.

"oh my god, you play for the us! you are amazing! i can't believe this is only your rookie season, i thought you had been playing for years when i saw your first game." you can't help but blush at his compliment. a smile molds onto your lips.

"thank you, that means a lot. i appreciate it," you giggle, "i never caught your name, you mind telling me?"

"oscar." he responds. he sticks out a hand in front of you. you grab it and shake. another smile displays on his features. it reminded you of a quokka, in fact, he reminded you of a quokka.

"well, oscah," you say, teasing him for his annunciation, "you don't happen to be busy do you?"

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y/n_l/n

📍women's world cup

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y/n_l/n thank you all.

thank you to the national team for entrusting me with the opportunity to play in the women's world cup. if you were to tell 4 year old me that when she was 20, she'd be playing in the world cup, she would be absolutely ECSTATIC.

i would also like to thank my mom and dad for pushing me to play my best no matter what and to be a goldfish. aka, forget the bad things and remember the good.

also, thank you to the fans. seeing little girls holding signs with my name and number gives me reason to keep going. ladies, you can do anything you set your mind to. don't let anyone say you can't.

lastly, i would like to thank oscar for making me spill my coffee on myself. and for being a pretty alright tour guide. (jk, you were really great)

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user17 you showed up and showed out!

yourbsf YEAHHHHH Y/NNNN

y/n_l/n love you ❤️‍🔥

user46 can't believe she is only a rookie

user70 IKR. like... she is literally on par with a lot of the senior players

oscarpiastri i still feel really bad about the coffee...

y/n_l/n osc, please, it's okay

user91 A NICKNAME BASIS ALReADY??

user66 osc? OSC?!

yourmom So insanely proud of you sweetheart. Can't wait for the future ❤️

y/n_l/n i love you so much ma 🥹

user54 RAHHHHH USA USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅 liked by y/n_l/n

uswnt ROTY liked by y/n_l/n

user55 kay who is oscar piastri and why is he such a cutie pie

savdemelo perry misses his aunt

y/n_l/n and duck misses hers!

sophsssmith blessed to be your teammate 💓 liked by y/n_l/n

user19 WHO IS HEEEeeEEe

user28 oscar piastri is an australian-rookie f1 driver! he races for the team mclaren :)

oscarpiastri i can buy you a new shirt!!!

y/n_l/n OSCAR. JACK. PIASTRI.

mrapinoe The next gen 😌 liked by y/n_l/n

user32 HOLD ON MAYBE THAT ONE TWITTER USER WAS ON TO SOMETHING

user10 but they were talking about someone on the matildas not uswnt 🤐🤐

trinity_rodman 🌟🌟 liked by y/n_l/n

lavellerose Honored to be your teammate y/n! liked by y/n_l/n

alexmorgan13 Couldn't have gotten how far we did without you ❣️

y/n_l/n stop it alex i'm gonna cry ❤️‍🩹

user66 MY TWO WORLDS ARE COLLIDING I AM NOT OKAY

user29 oh he's cute

oscarpiastri

📍womens world cup

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oscarpiastri the best way to meet someone is to bump into them and make them spill their fresh (very hot) coffee on their shirt

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user67 honestly such a romantic way to meet someone

user21 oscar cannot catch a break from americans

user49 its like he's drawn to them..

user18 hope u had a nice break! liked by oscarpiastri

logansargeant woohoo another american!

y/n_l/n 🦅🦅🦅

oscarpiastri remind me to never introduce you two.

logansargeant 😞

user22 she's so oretty omggggg liked by oscarpiastri

user22 NO WAY OSCAR LIKED.

y/n_l/n that person must have been feeling nice!

oscarpiastri yeah they were

landonorris oscar has a cruUussShHhh

oscarpiastri shut up lando

user7 who is she?

user31 y/n l/n is an american soccer player!

user7 might have to start watchinf soccer now yeesshhh

y/n_l/n you were a pretty okay tour guide

oscarpiastri take that back.

y/n_l/n mmm no

oscarpiastri duck says hi

y/n_l/n YOU DID NOT.

mclaren Why are there two koalas in the fourth picture?

user39 HAHA I LOVE YOU ADMIN

logansargeant who's that cutie pie in slide 5? liked by oscarpiastri

user81 the rookies

user4 i can already tell they are going to date

user21 brutha they just met 🙏🏻

user93 people when boy-girl friendships

landonorris is that why your tongue was purple?

oscarpiastri dude 😀

user51 WHAT?

user64 he is SUCH a gossip girl

user15 i am SO totally normal ab this

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first oscar fic in the books. i loved writing this one. while doing so, i called myself single in so many different ways. i plan on making a part 2, maybe a part 3 (not sure) so stay tuned! also, if you would like to be on the taglist, comment!!! requests and feedback are welcome! make sure to leave a comment and kudos as well (only if you want :P)

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[cheesus-doodles]

bro i’m so desperate for a shion fanfic or scenarios like i haven’t seen much shion fanfics and i NEED it and i’m obsessed with your works literally i keep rereading them whenever i cant find any good fanfics 😭

come and get your man shion anon 😤 i got you - have some hcs!

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Yandere BFF Shion HCs

best way to describe this man as a yandere bestfriend would be like having a puppy, albeit an overly eager and rather mouthy puppy

thinking of where you could possibly meet this boy and I honestly doubt you would ever find him within two miles of a school

most likely you two would have met before Shion became part of the Black Dragons, because he would have been too obsessed with the gang and Izana after that

fastest way to anyone's heart is through their stomach, so you probably met him waiting in line for crepes at a food cart, though waiting in line would probably be pushing facts by quite a bit

this blond boy instead would have made his way straight to the front of the queue demanding to be served first because he was hungry and he wanted food right now, and on any normal given day, no one would dare speak up

what was respect and conformity again? not anything that Shion knows or gives a shit about

unfortunately for this delinquent, you were apart of the queue that day, and you were absolutely not having it

marched up to him, grabbing him by his ear and giving it a good twist - asking him what did he think he was doing, if he did not see everyone else waiting in line, and if he didn't think that they were all hungry too

dragging him still by his ear to the back of the line chiding him the whole way, making him join right at the end before returning to your spot in the queue

could hear a pin drop in that area, but it didn't seem like you noticed

everyone else around was sure you were going to be absolutely pummeled after that little stunt - did you not see that he was a delinquent, what with that dyed hair, ferocious face tattoos and multiple ear piercings?

surprisingly enough, against their fear, all Shion did was respectfully wait in line till it was his turn, collected his crepe and then made his way to a bench under the shade of a tree to enjoy his food

you joined him at the bench, your own uneaten crepe still in hand and your huffiness completely gone - you had been waiting for him since you had gotten your food earlier

Shion was no doubt huffy himself now though

just who did you think you were telling him what to do??

but he didn't chase you off since he kinda admired your courage and your no nonsense behavior, and you seemed kinda interesting, so he very kindly let you continue to sit un-pummeled next to him

and that was how the two of you first became friends

Shion found himself hanging around you more and more, mostly because despite the fact that he is loud, rude and lack any semblance of respect, you obviously didn't mind

one of the few civilians/non-delinquents that didn't fear him in the slightest, and he appreciated the normal friendship that he seldom got to enjoy

and of course, he liked that you were one of the few could put him in his place with a good tongue lashing and maybe a twist of his ear when you needed to do so

more like this blond boy let you put him in his place because anyone would get beaten in the ground before they can touch him, but still

he likes it :)

you'll be surprised to find Shion turning up at your school to attend classes, because he isn't a student at your school

but you'll still welcome him to join because you know that your new friend barely attends classes at all, and if it took you being there for him to attend, then so be it

all the other students keep a good distance away from you

the two of you quickly become best friends when you realize both of you shared a favorite show, and the two of you start to invite the other over to catch the latest episode at each other's houses

and you would of course help Shion with his homework (if any), while he just bugs you to do something more fun while you are trying to do yours

Shion has always come across to me as a very insecure person; he looks up greatly to Izana, possibly because he had been trained and chosen to be his successor

depends very heavily on getting Izana's approval to feel good about his work and life in general, but now that you were a part of his life, some of that clinginess gets shifted over to you

and that was when the yandere tendencies start

you were an average student with an average number of friends

and this blond boy absolutely hates it when your attention is off of him for any reason whatsoever - you should be focused on him and him alone

he was the only one that deserved (needed) your validation to feel anything like himself

no hesitation at all to beat into a pulp anyone he feels is a threat to his friendship and relationship with you - after all, it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission

you would be no doubt very pissed, but nothing that Shion can't solve

would make up some lie that they were bullies/rival delinquents which you would be very suspicious of, but this baby boy would secretly be pleased that your attention was back on him, even if you were angry and scolding him

definitely introduces you to Izana once he joins Black Dragons, as well as everyone else

yet at the same time, Shion would be so eager to earn your approval, like he did from Izana

shows off his bike to you the moment he got it, his gang jacket, and even his knuckle duster collection

though he will fib a little and say that they were only for collection purposes - you know he fights but didn't think he would use anything but his fists

and surprisingly, his completed homework as well (you were always so impressed when he did those)

would be the sort of wanted to show you off to everyone and anyone that would listen - so proud that you were his bestfriend

100% a crier around you (and only you)

it takes a lot of time and a hell lot more of trust from Shion to ever open up to you, because firstly, he has this reputation he needs to maintain of being the "Mad Dog", and he would never show any vulnerability where there is even a possibility that it could be leaked out

and secondly, Shion is really just very shy about emotions and has bad emotional regulation skills - usually he wildly swings from raging to neutral and back and forth, but obviously with a best friend a wider rage is needed and this boy has no idea what to do

but once he does, this baby boy cannot stop crying, especially when shit happens in his life

morphs into a crybaby the moment you two are alone and in the privacy of your/his room with double locked doors

needs the comfort and attention from you to make the booboos go away

knows that you would never let the fact that he cries on your lap leak out, even though you make fun of him from time to time when no one is listening

would deny, deny, deny, but would never get mad at you for teasing him because he is such a softie when it comes to you

you are the both halves that Shion needs in his life - a firm hand when needed and comforting and kind at all other times

would never want to let you go no matter what - you had earned yourself the loyalty of the Mad Dog that you weren't allowed to ever relinquish

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #yandere tokyo revengers #yandere tokyo revengers x reader #tokyorev #tokyorev x reader #madarame shion #shion x reader #tenjiku x reader #black dragon #tokyorev black dragon #tokyorev imagines #madarame shion x reader #tokyorev x you #tokyo rev x you #yandere shion #yandere platonic shion #kurokawa izana #cheesus answers

[kittyball23]

Any chance of a quick fic of Branch's bros showing and telling Poppy Branch's embarrassing baby photos all while he's a embarrassed grumpy pants about it? I feel we need more embarrassing loving big brothers moments.

Hi, Anon, I apologize for this being delayed. I wrote out a few drafts to this story, but was unsatisfied with the turnout until now. I do hope you enjoy :)

Show and Tell (a Trolls fanfic)

By the time that Branch had gotten his drink at the bar - a concoction his older brother called the Tropical Refresh, composed of a variety of fresh, fruity juices  - and walked over to the backstage area of the karaoke stage to find Poppy, he could already hear the bouts of giggling coming from his girlfriend. Branch had come across this type of situation a few times already, and he didn’t need to ask what had gotten her in such a lighthearted mood.

“Don’t you ever get tired of looking at that?” he asked, gesturing at the clue board that she was unashamedly ogling over.

“Nope!” Poppy chirped. “How can you ever get tired of looking at this cutie-patootie face, huh?” She reached into her pocket and showed him a little wallet-size photograph of him in his signature perm.

Branch gasped. “Hey! Who gave you that?”

“I did!” The blue Troll turned to find John Dory approaching them, looking quite proud of himself. “Don’t worry bro, I got copies for you, too!” he said, pulling out three more from his dark, aquamarine hair.

Branch groaned. “Seriously?”

“What do you mean ‘seriously’? What’s so embarrassing about a baby photo? You totally rocked the look!” JD asked, confused. Then he chuckled, nudging Branch with his elbow and speaking hushedly so Poppy couldn’t hear. “At least I didn’t show her the other box, right?”

But Poppy had heard him. She perked up and faced John Dory with curiosity. “What other box?”

JD beamed at her. “Ohoho, girl, if you like these photos, just wait till you see what I got in store for you.” Whistling Rhonda over, he entered his caterbus and pulled out a heavy-looking trunk. He struggled dragging it out for a moment, and then gave a short cry.

“Ouch! There goes my back,” he whined with a grimace, having strained himself too hard and rubbing the affected area. But the smile returned to his face a moment later. “Feast your eyes on le pièce de résistance, Poppy Seed!” he declared grandly, and then opened the trunk with a dramatic flair.

For a second light almost seemed to emit from the trunk, like it had been filled with glittering gold. When Poppy managed to focus in and see what it actually was, well, it was as good as gold to her.

“EEEE! Oh my GOSH!!” She grabbed Branch’s arm and leapt up and down with tears of joy while her boyfriend grumbled in dismay. “This is the best day of my life!”

“OOooo, really! Why’s that?” It had been Viva who’d spoken, neither one of them having heard her approaching with all the commotion Poppy was making. She noticed the trunk and grinned. “Is there a lifetime supply of candy in there? I know that would be the best day of my life!”

“Even better!” Poppy cried, stepping aside so her sister could see. Viva tucked her hands under her chin and gushed.

“Awwww…. That’s so sweet!”

Suddenly Poppy whirled on John Dory, grabbing him by the vest and shaking him hard. “John Dory! And just how long were you going to wait before you told me about this?!?!”

“You gotta ask to receive!” JD answered simply.

“Well, I guess,” Poppy grumbled, “Okay, but no more dillydallying, you have GOT to spill everything to me about these!”

But to her surprise, John Dory shook his head. “No can do, Miss Poppy…”

The Pop Queen’s jaw dropped. “WHAT?”

While also surprised to hear this answer come from his brother, Branch was actually relieved. “Oh, good.” The less embarrassment he had to endure in front of his girlfriend, the better!

But it seemed JD wasn’t done explaining. “...Not without the others to help,” he finished with a sly smile.

Now it was Branch’s turn to exclaim “What?”

And before he could stop him, John Dory had cupped his hands around his mouth and called out in the direction of the cantina. “YO, BRUCE! CLAY! FLOYD! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE, PRONTO!”

A few seconds later, all three Trolls had hightailed their way over.

“What’s up John Dory?” Floyd asked.

“Why you sounding like there’s a big emergency or something?” Clay questioned with suspicion, knowing how JD had a tendency to overexaggerate matters.

“And why does Poppy look like she’s about to faint?” Bruce asked, pointing at the overwhelmed Pop Queen who was being held up by Viva and fanned.

John Dory presented the trunk to the three of them. “Does this answer your question?”

Three identical ear-to-ear smiles stretched across their faces.

“Awwww, that’s nice,” Clay cooed.

“Wow,” Floyd whispered, tears pooling in his eyes, “I really had thought these were all gone…”

“Well they’re not!” Bruce chuckled happily. “This is great!”

“You’re telling me,” Poppy mumbled, just about ready to collapse. “And speaking of telling me…” She gestured at the trunk meaningfully.

But Branch intervened, putting a hand up. “Now wait, wait a second, hold on. Must we do this?”

John Dory rubbed his chin. “Hmm. Alright, those who aren’t in favor, raise your hands,” he said, putting the decision up to vote.

As it turned out, Branch was the only one among the seven who followed through on that.

“‘Kay. Now, all in favor of sharing Branch’s totally brodacious and all-around awesome Bitty-B-baby photographs, put ‘em up!”

Six hands flew up into the air without hesitation.

Branch rolled his eyes. “Fine.”

“YAY!” Poppy cheered, clapping her hands with Viva and giving her boyfriend a great big hug in gratitude.

John Dory grinned as he reached into the trunk - full to the brim with Branch-centered memorabilia, cut-outs, magazine-clippings, and pictures - and pulled out the first item to share. Poppy squealed as he began to explain.

“Hehehe, this one” - he started, gesturing at a photograph of Baby Branch suspended on a glitter wire - “was when we were deciding how Branch was gonna make his first live appearance. We thought about having him lower down onto the stage from above, but, hehehe, he was kinda afraid of heights.”

“I was a baby, John Dory. Everything around me looked big! So… yeah,” Branch said in his defense, crossing his arms.

Bruce had a turn picking next, and gave a knowing “Ohhh,” when he saw what it was. “Debut outfit idea that, of course, didn’t work because of, well… the obvious.” When he showed the photo, it was Baby Branch with his head barely peeking out of the top of a puffy blue vest, BroZone’s signature white slacks on his bottom and trailing behind him like a gown’s train.

“I wasn’t the same size as you all back then,” Branch said with a tone in his voice that exhibited a “duh!”

“Aw, but at least you’ll fit in it now, right, sweetie?” Poppy cooed lovingly to him.

He had to smirk at his girlfriend’s neverending optimism. “Yeah, I guess so.”

Clay laughed when he pulled out the next photograph. “Ohhh, man… Grandma’s birthday,” he said fondly. “Each of us had a hand in getting together her special Fluffleberry cake. Bruce and I made the batter. John Dory and Floyd took care of the baking. And Branch, hehehe… he helped decorate. Although, I think he might’ve ended up decorating himself more than the cake.” He turned the photo around so the others could see the little blue Troll baby covered from head to toe in colorful icing and sprinkles.

“It was my first time!” Branch wailed. “And believe me, I had icing in places I didn’t even know I had.” He shuddered to remember. “It was unpleasant.”

“Well, it’s a good thing we took you to the bath right after,” Floyd said with a little grin. The grin became wider when he pulled out the next photo. “Oh my, and speaking of baths… can’t forget your first shower, can we?”

Branch’s cheeks turned red from embarrassment when the baby photo depicted him pictured from behind, the soap bubbles barely hiding his birthday suit.

“Whoaho!” JD cracked up., “Now there’s something you don’t see everyday!”

“I guess you could say it happens only once in a blue moon, am I right?” Clay joked, Bruce laughing alongside him.

“OH!” Poppy squeaked in surprise, blushing, while Viva gasped and put a hand over her mouth.

“This just goes to showcase a whole new meaning to ‘junk in the trunk!’” Branch humphed with whatever dignity he had left, referring to John Dory’s trunk of memorabilia. Although, his older brother didn’t interpret the statement that way.

“I’ll say!” he hollered, stooping down to slap Branch in the rear.

“OUCH! JD!”

The goggled Troll giggled in response to his shout.

Branch huffed and plopped down to the ground, both as a way to ensure that John Dory wouldn’t do that again and as a way to make himself comfortable. Because - as the elder Troll took his turn sifting through the trunk for another good photograph and story attached to it, and his brothers eagerly awaited their next turns, and his girlfriend sat there nearly panting in anticipation - Branch realized that he would be there for quite some time.

Yep. A nice loooong time.

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #branch trolls #poppy trolls #john dory #spruce trolls #clay trolls #floyd trolls #viva trolls #brozone #dreamworks #fanfiction #kittyball writes #brodacious fanfiction #thanks for the ask! #kittyball answers #100+

[chiquitafresa]

~Vox headcanon~

Artist here! These are my personal headcanons and headcanons that I stole from others! So enjoy :)

-Vox often like to go on days working in his office and can forget to take breaks -When this happens Val or a Velvette will come in and drag him out, They only do this when Vox try to talk his way out -Wait wait! I need to finish this! -Vox you have been in there for a week. You’re coming with me and it final. -Vox absolutely have a aquarium filled with all type of sharks, and he knows the name of each one by memory -Vox why you have 100 different sharks? They all look the same- -THEY DO NOT, see! Ava and Levi look totally different! -Vox there’s no difference at all, how the fuck you know which one is which? -Vox will fight you if you touch his food, doesn’t matter who you are he will fight -Valentino is a example of this(hint:look at his antennas) -Vox doesn’t need to eat like other demons but it helps keep his battery at 100% -Sleep also helps with this, and so is eating battery’s Don’t ask how he find out -Vox mistaken a battery pack as chocolate bar -Vox have a cable tail (am not explaining) -said tail can be use to plug into a outlet and let him charge -main reason why he can stay up for countless nights -But the tail can be hidden, so Vox only let it out when he’s low on energy or is comfortable. Bonus: it’s every sensitive when touched -Someone please do a fanfic on this- -Vox eyes are connected to every camera of his, so he constantly watch and see everything in hell But do to this he can get easily overloaded or overwhelmed, so he doesn’t do it often -Vox likes to play with Val fluff -Val really likes it when he does -Vox helped Velvette and Valentino to become overlords when he first find them -So both of them view him with respect and high admiration -but their assholes when showing it -they never go too far tho -Vox have a whole mansion for a closet like Barbie in the dream house -but it all the same suit with different colors -Vox have many jobs before, shown in “stay gone” -Vox lies when it comes to these jobs but they believe him because how good of a business man he is -he most definitely started a cult -The cult only got bigger in hell without him knowing -Vox actually have a huge fan base, they constantly fighting against Alastor fans and their winning since Alastor hasn’t been there in over 7 years -most of them actually come from Vox old cult and continue it In his name but in hell -I mean who else is going to buy a 9000$ cereal -Valentino got really close to making a p0rn movie of Vox, for himself of course (Vox didn’t know this) -but Vox back out in the last minute because of work, so there’s Val Dream -Val was mostly mad about this, often trying to get Vox to reconsider -Bro cry over that for a whole week in his room,and is still sad about it till this day -Alastor and Vox have a equal obsession with each other -I don’t care if you think it one sided, Al is obsessed in seeing this man break and how much attention his getting

-Alastor will watch Vox in the shadows if he been inactivate for a while -Vox some how got his brand in heaven, but he can’t go there though the technology. But he still gets the money from there so it doesn’t matter for him -The other Vee’s doesn’t know this, it was part of the deal he made with Lucifer -Vox does feel sorry for accidentally for damaging Val antennas, Val on the other hand doesn’t really care about it that much -Am…sorry Val -For the least time Vox, it fine! It might take a while to heal but it’s fine -Vox watch Val all the time though the cameras in hell, do to his bad vision and damage antenna -Val doesn’t mind being watched and even likes it at times -Vox and Velvette will have days where they replace their parts together, Vox helps removing her limbs while Velvette helps repair/replacing wires -When Vox first replaced his head with a whole new TV he needed to heal for a whole month before he can walk around -Velvette and Val make sure Vox was never alone and help him with everything -Vox is such a sugerdaddy for Val And Velvette, he buy them anything they want -Vox, Velvette, and Valtino have matching rings, they sometime wear it and sometimes not -Vox likes all type of radio, but he can’t show his love for them because of Alastor -Vox 100% record all of Alastors radio shows as soon as he got here, over 200 recordings -Vox was a fan of Alastor when he was alive, and he still like listening to him (before he left for 7 years) -During those 7 years, Vox slowly got more paranoid by the next day, making his reaction with Alastor coming back… weird -Vox take anxiety pills to help with this, he also have ADHD medication that he takes everyday ———————————- Sorry if this was short! I just wanted to put down all my ideas somewhere for others (and me) to see! (can someone explain what happened to the bold words? It appears like that and I can’t undo it)

#Vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #voxval #vox x alastor #the vees #headcanons #vox headcanons #Vee’s headcanons #Alastor #Valentino #velvette #radiostatic #Valentino is a whole warning #Vox x Alastor but the hate you kind of way #Vox is a workaholic #Vox can be every paranoid

[theforbidfruit]

Random Things They Do

It’s a headcanon about La Squadra x Platonic Reader. I made the reader GN This is the first time in forever since I wrote any fanfics and headcanons so I hope it’s decent at least.

{warning:cursing and teasing with a hint of bullying}

It’s been a year since you joined La Squadra and things have been good for you and your new family Of course it’s a tough job to kill people for the boss, who doesn’t appreciate you all, but y’all made it work.

Now…. It’s the shit they pulled that sometimes gets on your nerves. Of course you and the guys know when it’s the right time to be fooling around and be serious.

You joined in a year after Pesci Joined which means you are counted as ‘newbie’, ‘kid’, and ‘little sis/bro’ depends on which assassin you’re teamed up with. Or having a conversation with. Even if you did a big job by yourself, they are still calling you kid’ because of your age and starting date. Until someone new joins in.

But that’s too rare these days.

This plays a role of the teasing you have been receiving by each of the members.

Formaggio likes to shrink you in your sleep and put you in a dollhouse that he owns. Tucking you in a makeshift bed with cotton balls as pillows. He would put you in a headlock to mess up your hair. Loves to snack on your favorite chips when you’re gone on a mission then feels bad. Goes to the store to buy you a new bag of chips.

Illuso, when he’s bored, goes to the mirror realm and waits for you to come home to scare you. Beware if you do makeup, doing eyeliner is overwhelming as it is. He gets enjoyment out of scaring you. Feels bad if you cry and leaves you a sorry fog in your mirror.

Prosciutto is like a brother but he breaks down your confidence without even realizing it. Same treatment as he does with Pesci except he gets a bit too old school for your liking. Instead of apologizing for making you upset, he gives you a pep talk, a drink or his pack of cigarettes. He does love to say ‘my dumb kid’ to you alone.

Pesci is top notch the best boy! He tried to tease you like the others but fall back right away. But he has a different type of teasing. He would be the type of brother that would bust into your room while you’re chilling in bed, and stands there till you get annoyed with him not saying anything. He comes in to stand and stare at you before leaving without a word.

Melone being Melone would sneak into your room and trash the place. Clothes and your bedsheets are scattered all over your room. Why? Because he was looking to borrow your lilac top and nail polish. Surprisingly he gives you boundaries if you’re Afab. He wants to know if you’re fertile but cuts it out when he sees that it made you uncomfortable. Likes to sip coffee and talk shit with you

Ghiaccio yells at you for one reason or another. Coming down the stairs loudly? STOP THAT! humming a song? GO HUM SOMEWHERE ELSE! trips while chasing your target? YOU CLUMSY FUCK! But he gives you a piggyback ride while chasing after the target. Is actually sweet when you two are alone. Don’t say anything, he likes to heal you after a hard mission.

Now I don’t who started it but Sorbet and Gelato like to throw air punches at you. And it’s sooooo annoying and scary at the same time. Gelato tends to punch too close and his punches leaves you with dark bruises. Sorbet like to do it when you are focusing on something or watching tv. Get to the point where they would follow you to your room and double air punches you till you snapped at them. Later would come in with extra blankets wanting to have a sleepover.

Risotto is a serious man. He’s a go to for whenever you need to get away from the guys. You would go into his office and say that you can help with organizing papers. He takes it as the guys are bothering you and let’s you be. One thing that he does and it’s rare,is when he comes to your room to brief you with something. before he leaves the room, he would knock off this beanie baby doll off the shelf and leaves without a word. And it’s the same beanie baby doll that he would always knock over no matter where you put it.

#la squadra #la squadra x reader #prosciutto x reader #ghiaccio x reader #sorlato x reader #la squadra di esecuzione #risotto x reader #melone x reader #formaggio x reader #illuso x reader #pesci x reader #jjba x reader #jjba part 5 #vento aureo

[whelvehitee]

Bro lowkey I’m legit obsessed with powerpuff girls all over again like I’ve probably read all the fanfics that ao3 has to OFFER okay I’m legit just sitting here waiting on my ass for a story update from sbj and littlemiss23 since I literally fell INLOVE with the way they portray the ppg and rrb

Like I being genuine okay I’m just gonna do a headcanon drop here because I need breaks between studying otherwise my head is going to melt off and Instagram isn’t a good alternative.

The reds

Brick definitely loathed blossom till 10th grade (sophomore) like I feel like it’s a given since i read somewhere that brick was actually pretty smart but just acted dumb because he thought it was cool but I am so sure that he literally started actually studying in freshmen years just because everyone was like “blossom is so smart” “isn’t brick blossoms counterpath? Clearly the smarts lie on one end” or something like that and then just proceeded to study his ass off for one test and it just became normal for him to have competitive scores with blossom

ALSO LIKE THE TROPE WHERE THE ROWDYRUFFS JUST DISAPPEAR??? I LOVE THAT SHITOKAY like bro imagine the rowdy ruffs just randomly disappear once (they just moved out of town and started living with him instead of mojo Jojo since him wanted to strengthen the boys enough so that they could kill the power puff girls) and when they come back the ppg are just in total and utter chaos like dude best fanfic shit ever I’m not even lying

Brick and blossom wouldn’t get along at ALL okay like in the beginning it would be like they’d just look at eachother in the hallway and one side of the hall way would increase in temperature and the other side would decrease legit every student in that hallway would evacuate INSTANTLY

But they’d probably warm up to eachother after like the first semester and would be equally petty but wouldn’t feel threatened to command each others siblings if someone was out of line and the other would respect eachother to do it like it’d be a mutual thing definitely

SENIOR YEAR WOOHOO that shit busted up okay like this the year brick and blossoms shits actually haywire with college applications to weird feelings with eachother that neither of them want to discuss (they eventually do because of the blues)

By the mid of senior year I feel like they finally come to realize that the other has feelings for eachother but are too stuck up and arrogant to say it first (blossom does it definitely)

Also with brick I feel like with his time living with him I don’t think him could be considered a parent on paper so they live with Sara bellum instead and she’d be the surrogate parent for the boys and they boys actually love sara a lot since she respects their boundaries and they respect hers but I’m so sure there would be one time where boomer unconsciously called sara mom and at first it was a shock to everyone and and brick and Butch probably made fun about it for some time but after a while “ma” became a very common occurrence at home when she’d come home late from work and the boys would help her around the house and stuff brick probably didn’t want to get attached to her at first but she grew on him pretty fast with how nice she was (him would train the boys and Sara would teach them how to be gentlemen) so technically the boys had two moms that way?? Idk

Brick and blossom definitely still argued a lot as a couple like there ain’t no way two ambitious, arrogant as fuck and “I do what I want” bimbos would be getting along all merrily they’d definitely get into fights but they would quiet down when brick or blossom would realize whose mistake it really is and would just let the other lecture the other with complaints occasionally but nevertheless

These two sometimes I can’t see as a couple more as occasional besties or occasional flirties but I get the ship bro trust me I do they’re probably my favorite after the greens (sorry blues I’m not a very hopeless romantic trope enjoyer 😔😔)

#powerpuff girls #ppgz #him ppg #ppg buttercup #ppg bubbles #ppg blossom #ppg x rrb #rrb brick #rrb boomer #rrb butch #rowdyruff boys #headcanon #drabble

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1133: Engradé Peach!~ (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Sonic)

10:23 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Dining Room......

Hat Kid: (Places her Last Card Down on a Pile of Other Cards) Uno out! (Smiles Brightly) I win!~

Shadow: (Smiles Softly at Hat Kid While Gently Ruffling the Top of her Hair Beside Him) Very well done, little sister.

Mario: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yes, good game! It's been so long since I've played this game, I forgot how fun it really is.

Sonic: (Smiles Brightly) Right? I'm happy to see ONE of us here remember to bring us his pack of Uno cards today~

Shadow: (Gives Sonic a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Are we seriously coming back to this?

Sonic: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, I'm just saying. Maybe if you had Uno like the rest of us beforehand, I wouldn't have to be on your case about it.

Shadow: (Starts Glaring at Sonic) And MAYBE you'll be disintegrated into ashes if you don't drop it within a few seconds.

Sonic: Good ahead. (Starts Snickering) As if you could even hit me.

Shadow: (Forms a Yellow Light Energy From the Palm of his Hand) Wanna bet?

Mario: (Gives Both his Sons a Stern, Fatherly Glare) Enough, you two! No one is getting disintegrated under your mother and I watch.

Hat Kid: (Nodded in Agreement While Pouting) Yeah!.....Wait. Where Is mommy?

Sonic: Yeah, shouldn't she be up right about now?

Mario: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) She told me she would be out in a minute before I left the room....(Gets Up From his Seat) I should probably go back in there and see if she's o-(Eyes and Mouth Suddenly Begins to Widened at What is in Front of Him Right Now) kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

The trio starts to mimic their father's expression a bit as they lay witness to their mother, Princess Peach, wearing a blue, wide hat with a red rose sitting on one side and a white feather stitched on the other, blue high boots, blue dress tailed jacket, a red dress shirt, and bright white pants.

Peach: (Happily Greets her Family) Bonjour, my sweet, loving famille!~

Sonic: Mom, is that really you?

Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) And were you speaking French just now?

Peach: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep!~ I was going through my clothes in the closest till I stumbled upon this beauty and I am sooooo glad it fits me, cause that means I don't have to look aimlessly for a costume for Halloween this year!~ (Happily Jumps Around and Squeals For a Few Seconds Before Calming Herself Down) Okay, okay. My mind's already set on this, but what do you guys think? (Starts Turning Herself From Side to Side a Bit) Does it look good, bad, decent? Good enough to be trick or treating worthy at least?

Sonic: (Smiles Brightly) Relax, mom. You look great, really!

Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) And very pretty!~

Shadow: (Smiles a Little).Don't forget heroic as well.

Mario is still struck in awe at how his girlfriend currently looks before the snapping sound of Shadow's finger manage to bring him back to reality.

Mario: HUH! OH! U-um.... Yeah! Yeah, it looks great on you, dear. And se-I-i MEAN! Beautiful! You also beautiful i mean!.....Definitely what I said.

Peach: (Stares at her Man for a Brief Second Before Forming the Most Devious Smirk She Has Ever Mustered Before) Really now?~

Mario: Yes. Y-You're as beautiful as you always were. (Finally Starts Blushing) In so many way~

Peach: (Playfully Clasps her Hands Together) Well, I am oh so flattered you think very highly of me, dear!~ But tell me something. (Slowly and Seductively Walks Closer to Mario) Does this outfit I'm wearing in particular make heart skip a beat? Make you near speechless? Make you fall head over heels for me all over again?~

Mario: ........You mean.....H-Hypothetically....speaking or-

Peach: Or perhaps!~ (Happily Scoops Mario Up into her Arms, Holding him Like a Bride) It makes you think or maybe even swoon over the possibility of me saving you again one of these days while protecting you at all cost, in my arms~ Does that sound like something you would love to happen, Mario honey?~

Mario: .............................................Sí, mamma. (Notices his Kids Are Still Present Before Turning into a Blushing Mess) I-I MEAN, YES, mommy- I MEAN, momma- I-I MEAN, ma'am! Ma'am. That's what I meant: ma'am. Nothing more than that, just ma'am!

Sonic: Riiiiiight. You good, pops? You almost look more redder than your shirt right now.

Hat Kid: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) And why do keeping mommy "mommy" for?

Mario: (Quickly Puts on a Sheepish Smile on his Face) I-It's nothing, you two, really. Your father is just being real silly right now and......(Notices Peach's Staring at Him With a Playful Grin on her Face Before Glaring) You.

Peach: Me!~

Mario: That look....(Shakingly Points at his Princess) Y-You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Peach: (Place her Finger on the Side on her Cheek While Smiling Innocently) Perhaps~

Mario: Why!?

Peach: (Giggles Softly While Hugging and Rocking Mario Around Back and Forth) Because I love you to kingdom come and I wanted to see if I get a raise out of you on the cuteness scale!~ (Boops on Mario's Nose)

Mario: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Yet again with this? Honey, I told you a million times that nothing about me is cute!!

Shadow: He's right, mother. Father's not cute.

Mario: See? Shadow agrees with-

Shadow: He adorable.

Sonic: Yep.

Hat Kid: (Nodded in Agreement) Mmmhmm.

Mario: (Eyes and Mouth Widens Once More in Complete Disbelief Before Facepalming Himself and Groaning in Defeat) Mamma mia.....You're never gonna let me live this down, are you?

??????: 'Fraid not, Momma's boy!

Mario turns to see Bowser smirking at him.

Bowser: Hell, if you ask me, I think the nickname is much more suiting for a mustache shrimp like you. (Let's Out an Evil Laugh Before Causally Bumping his Shoulder Onto Peach's) Am I right, babe? Or am I-

Peach angrily points her rapier at Bowser's chin in silence with a darken look in his eyes.

Bowser: (Immediately Gets Startled Before Backing Away) On second thought, nevermind! I just remembered I got stuff to....do. (Quickly Runs Away for Dear Life)

Mario: (Turns Back to Peach) Thanks for that, dear.

Peach: Anytime, honey. I thought of a way to make it up to you completely if you want. Like......

Peach then starts whispering into Mario's ear. It wasn't long for the italian plumber to widen his eyes yet again.

Mario: Really? A-Are you sure?

Peach: (Giggles Softly) Of course~ It's the least I can do for making all flustered earlier. And besides....(Puts on a Seductive Smirk on her Face) A hero must always give their fair prince the love and nurture they so much deserve, Am I right?~ (Gives Mario a Big Kiss on the Cheek)

Mario: (Awe Struck by Peach's Kiss and Offer Before Turning Back to the Trio) Kids, your mother and I are going back to room for a bit.

Peach: (Happily Skips Away While Still Carrying Mario in her Hands) See you in an hour or two!~

Shadow: (Couldn't Proprehand What has Just Happened With a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Well. With that happened....(Turns Back to Hat Kid and Sonic) Who wants start a new game of Uno?

Hat Kid: (Happily Raises Her Hand) I do!

Sonic: (Starts Getting Himself Up From his Chair Before Stretching) Sorry, no can do. Gotta meet back with Amy today for our daily cuddles

Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow) You two arranged cuddle sessions?

Sonic: Uh duh. Obviously. We've been dating for a long time now, it was bound to happen soon or later. And besides......(Starts Blushing a Little While Rubbing the Back of his Quills Back and Forth) Ames' a really good cuddler and junk...... (Points at Shadow and Hat Kid) Don't tell her I said that though.

Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly)

Shadow: Don't worry. We won't say anything.

Sonic: (Starts Grinning Again) Much obliged. You guys enjoy the rest of your Uno game. See yaaaa! (Starts Running Off in a Speed of Light)

Shadow: ('Sigh') Be cautious of romance going forward, sis. You'll either end up as overly dorky as our entire family.....

The duo hears the sound of wailing as they turns to see Bowser covering his face down on the table with Ludwig sitting right next to him.

Ludwig: Father, you're going to have to move on sooner or later.

Bowser: ('Sniff') Easy for you to say! How can I move on from Peach when she's so fricking COOOHOOHOOHOOOOL!~ (Starts Burst Out Crying)

Ludwig: (Sighs While Gently Rubbing his Father's Shell) There, there.

Hat Kid: (Starts Giggling at Bowser's Dispense)

Shadow: .....Or as helplessly pathetic as King of All Koopas apparently. (Slowly Shakes his Head) Embarrassing.....

@bestpony666

@cyber-wildcat

@albion-93

@caleb13frede

@ma-lemons

#super smash ultimate #peach #mario #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #hat kid #bowser #ludwig von koopa #amy rose (mentioned) #swordfighter peach #uno #humor #cute romance #mario x peach #sonamy #edited

[gotta-love-dani]

hobie brown fanfic????

hobiexgnreader (if you like this fanfic let me know so I can write a pt2)

porfavor deja de mojarme con la manguera: please stop wetting me with the hose

“Miguel calm down it isn't their fault they were at the wrong place at the wrong time, it's not their fault they got bit by that spider” Jessica tried to explain to an angry Miguel who was quite literally throwing tables “No it is not ok jessica we have to go to earth 50682 right now,” Miguel said almost pulling his hair out when Gwen stepped into the room with Hobie by her side “what's going on here?” asked Gwen trying to look at the screens Miguel and Jessica where both looking at “who is that?” Hobie asked trying to focus on the person on the screen that was running across the screen at an incredible speed “That is Y/N Y/L/N and they just got bitten by a spider that effectively turns them into Spiderman when they were NOT supposed to get bitten” said Miguel looking for the watch he had taken off when he started to look at the screen not expecting to see this happen “mate you are telling me you are going to their bloody dimension?!?!!?” Hobie asked looking at Miguel's action and recognizing that whatever was gonna happen was not gonna be pretty, you see Miguel gets pretty mad when someone breaks “the canon” or prevents “canon events” from happening.

“Bro who the fuck are you and why do you look like that?!?!” Y/N said throwing whatever was within arms reach at Miguel which they were more frightened by because he was running at them at full speed “We are all different spider people from different dimensions” Jessica said standing at the doorway just watching them throw spoons, shoes, and spraying water at Miguel “ Wait what do you mean I did get bitten by a spider-like yesterday but that was it” Y/N said holding a wooden spoon in front of them like a sword threatening to use it “ oh my god what if she is like peter in earth 40081 where they have ZERO powers ” Gwen said standing with Jessica and Hobie letting Miguel fight on his own “ ok well love its going to be ok dont worry we will look after you ” Hobie said as Miguel was trying not to get hit with a spoon or the water you where spraying on him “we will look after you I promise now porfavor deja de mojarme con la manguera” miguel said trying to look at Y/N but still getting hit in the face with water “ok ok ill stop if you promise you will sit down on the floor at you wont get up till i tell you to get out of my home” Y/N said dropping the spoon and closing the tap water “why am i not allowed to get up?” miguel aske sitting down on the floor “because your height terifise me also have you seen your built you are a big muscular man” Y/N said getting close but far awy so in case they needed to run again they could.

#fanfiction #hobie brown #hobie spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse

[lqfiles]

ahh im finally hereeee i was so busy taking Bella to her grooming appointment and going to the mall and i finally got to sit down to read the amazing update btw!!

but yooo how haechan calls y/n sweetheart when he’s annoyed even in the slightest… he wants her to so badddd like ugh the tension… you write them so good in need of more, literally dying from thirst as of right now

(also, haechan saying “this is why i don’t do gfs”… yeah… sure… whatever you say…. you just haven’t found the right one fr)

i have so much respect to people who talk in any other language, so i have so much respect to you for knowing how to speak dutch, it’s such a beautiful language

and dude the proofreading part for the 28k imagine… it took me a whileeee (and im re-reading it again and i found a few mistakes 😭) i was driving myself crazyyyy writing the 28k, like it took me two months or so 😭 and yes… being a wattpad writer was an experience (i was there for the one direction fanfic phase) (also reached 24k followers 😋)

will i let you tuck me into bed and kiss my forehead? okay 🤭 if you read me your stories in the mean time

but yeah, the lady scares me 😭 like im up for meeting new people. im friends with everyone in the neighborhood (EVEN HOMELESS PEOPLE BRO and my mom is friends with cops too 😭) but the lady scares meeee like i cant compliment her bc as soon as i make eye contact, she glares at me 😔

thanks again for the updates 😋 it’s always a nice day when you update frfr THE TALENT PLS THE TENSION YOU WRITE BY NOT OVERDOING IT? yeah you’re my favorite writer 🫶🏼

- 🫧

(my friends are hating on bella’s new haircut bc you can see her eyes and they say you can see her human eyes even more… like she’s my baby don’t insult her pls 😭😭) (it was weird to be away from Bella for 3 hours btw)

LAMPOOO YOUR FRIENDS MIGHT BE RIGHT i don’t think i’ve ever seen a cut on a dog that doesn’t look unsettling they always make them look odd 😭 i mean i bet she looks still cute but at the same time THAT COULD VE A SKINCRAWLER!

at first it was meant to be a little belittling but now he’s gotten used to the nickname like he’s more likely to call her sweetheart that y/n and just waaaitt till he slips up in front of his friends and they’re like “who the FUCKK is your sweetheart..” i will try to make more tension tho 😓 i remember i promised this anon waaaayyyy before i even wrote the first chapter that i’d make their progress and tension quicker and more.. i’ll do my best!

I LOOOOVE MULTILINGUALS there is something so beautiful about it and i actually had a phase where i tried to learn so many languages (i’ve tried learning korean which at least i can read hangul now, i learned chinese and can read some basic stuff, learned japanese for a bit but already forgot it, tried learning thai spanish arabic and french too but i’m too greedy i can’t learn all of that) unfortunately i have the worst attention span ever so i never am able to fully commit to learning languages 😓

24K FOLLOWERS YOURE LITERALLY A CELEB OMGGG i feel you on that tho sometimes i can’t be bothered to proofread before continuing to write so i just read the last few paragraphs i wrote and call it a day lmao. also i’ll totally read you my stories don’t worry 😉 THANK YOU FOR THAT THO i always appreciate when you reassure my on my writing ilysm you don’t get it <3

as for that woman… i’d just leave it, if she doesn’t seem friendly enough to approach you should try your luck, it’s just going to be a waste of your time 🥲 just wait till she seems slightly interested in talking and take the opportunity!

#asks. #from 🫧 anon #( pay the price )

[foreverpining]

Backstory (9th grade)

Okay so we're talking again and it comes to the first day of high school. I'm anxious as shit as most people are their first day of high school but it goes decently well. Until I get home and get on my iPad to see my friend that my bestie had dated the year before had absolutely cussed me the fuck out calling me all sorts of names saying that I lied to him. I had no clue what was going on so I respond and I'm like bro I have no clue what you're talking about. So then he accuses me of lying to him about there not being anything serious going on between me and my bestie because he saw me holding hands with them in the parking lot after school. I was like woah woah woah after school let out I was struggling to find the car rider line so I could go the hell home I certainly wasn't holding hands leisurely around the parking lot with anyone. So we talk around amongst the friend group and find out that this new girl my bestie is with looks almost identical to me and apparently because she was new everyone had been confusing her for me all day. I was sat there in my bed like well that's weird as shit. They add my bestie to the group chat we'd made and start questioning them about how they're dating this new girl that looks exactly like me and what the hell all that is about. They said they didn't see the resemblance and didn't wanna talk about it anymore. It was dropped for then, I would later find out that she kept getting confused for me so much that she started dying her hair so people wouldn't confuse her for me. Me and my bestie are doing great we're seeing each other like every week hanging out watching movies playing games. Over text I'm basically being their therapist and helping them with all of their issues cause they didn't trust actual professionals. Till around September when one of our hangouts gets a little out of hand and there's some under the skirt fondling if you know what I mean. I kinda messed up after going back to school tho because I have a very bad tendency to kiss and tell. Word got around the friend group where multiple of them were friends with my bestie's girlfriend. It ended up getting back to her and one fateful day as I was waiting to see the endocrinologist my bestie told me that their girlfriend said they are no longer allowed to speak with me if they wish to continue being with them and they chose the relationship and said they hoped I'd forgive them. We didn't talk for quite a while I threw myself into reading fanfics and watching bootlegs of musicals on YouTube. I also got far into talking to strangers online as a way to fill the void in me. Did not end well I'll leave it there because it doesn't matter to our story today. Then one night there's this school event where classes did projects and some students would present them. I was chosen as one of the presenters for my honors English class and was told I'd be paired presenting with someone from the regular English class taught by the same teacher. I get there I'm walking around looking at everything till it's time for me to go do my thing for English class. Then when I get there who do I see but my bestie standing right there next to the display which I'm presenting with the pin saying they were also presenting it. My brain went into full blown panic mode because I'd been devastated for months and now here they were right in front of me. I got through it and we kinda exchanged pleasantries very awkwardly. Then after I was done I convinced my parents it was time to leave and I went home and listened to Freeze Your Brain from the Heathers musical on repeat until I cried myself to sleep. Not much else to the story except me being sad until February of 2018. They messaged me out of the blue to reconnect we talked a lot and ended up spending Valentine's Day together, a trend that if you continue with this story follows throughout the rest of the year. For my birthday we went to Applebee's then back to my sister's house. 10th grade will have to be it's own post. Reached Character limit.

#9th grade #besties #Best friends #unrequited love #pining #love

[infraaa]

Ok hear me out on this, reader but she's got a 'Panty and stocking' type ability. Like imagin she gets into a fight and is just like "Wait Ace,hold still" and uses him to pull off her undies and ace is like " Bit- WHAT" and them BOOM insta Glock! Can you pick your favorite boys reaction to that?

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Customer’s Notes: Fem!MC, assuming by pronouns used.

tw// for those that aren’t familiar with paswg, panty as an ability called backlace which allows her to use a gun. Also suggestive themes especially in Idia/Jamil’s parts. Not so much Leona’s but still hehe

When Y/n sees that trouble comes her way, she greets it with a cocky smile and… pulls her pants down? Well isn’t this a surprise!

Malleus Draconia

What?

Confused dragon noises ensue.

So what he’s witnessing is truly something that he’s never seen.

He just stares as she shoots people with a gun that came from her undergarments. Like how does that happen? Genuinely confused.

A part of him is intrigued to learn more about how this ability works once you tell it to him. Another part of him, his more refined part, is disgusted, but in a good way I promise-

“Child of man, I’m honored, but such a method of protecting me is a bit vulgar, don’t you agree?”

Reminds you to be careful, let him do this kind of thing in private, yada yada, the whole I care about you script.

Trying to be mindful of both of your reputations and talks to Lilia about it over tea.

And Lilia loses their shit. Cue again another confused malleus staring at his dad laughing hysterically, screaming about how you remind him of someone named Panty.

Who is Panty?? Personification of undergarments?? What is going ON?!

Idia Shroud

“Oh my GOD, PANTY!”

He knows paswg as he’s watched it before. He knows exactly what you’re doing.

As she takes out her gun, and aimed at the enemy, the inner weeb in him is doing cartwheels as he just hides in his hoodie and awkwardly runs off somewhere.

After you both get back he’s asking questions very awkwardly of course.

Like how long have you had this quirk? Is this your unique magic? Do you mind if he writes fanfics about you and stocking study your gun?

He just wants to know how it works.

How can underwear morph into a gun, he wonders.

Shields his younger brother from his he doesn’t need to see your underwear.

May get a lil turned on excited by this too I think.

He’s just like “panty gun yum”

his younger brother is just like “brother please come out of your room that gun is weird-“

Leona Kingscholar

Wakes up to see this shit.

Dude he was sleeping, he hears a gun and he wakes up seeing you without your pants on shooting someone because they wanted to fight him.

Why are your pants gone? Oh wait-

He saw something once. He thinks this is what he thinks it is but the bitch in him is like “nah you don’t care about this.”

Kinda questions it anyway because he’s petty like that-

“That fight you in, herbivore, why’d you take your pants off for it? And where’d the gun come from?”

You explain it to him and he does nothing but smirk cockily.

“That’s cute~”

bro thinks this is badass and he wants to take a look at the gun for research purposes not that he cares

another part of him is like “what the fuck”

Oh like he’s confused about the anatomy of the gun.

He used it once and the chamber was a bit bigger for some reason.

Once he learned why he was like 😎

Jamil Viper

“What the fuck! Put your pants back on!”

he hates this. Squidward is squidwarding hard.

He just sees you with the gun and is just flabbergasted and disgusted he’s just like wtf are you doing?

You explain it to him and he takes it then in terms of a unique magic that’s just on the more strange side.

Kalim can’t know about this. Good boy is too good to understand how this works.

It reminds him of the staff that Scarabia’s Idol carried.

Grows fond of it but is till wary because squidward unlocks his mom card.

“Be careful for god sakes-“

He remembers seeing it and his mind takes itself back to that fight that he was so disgusted with.

He takes the gun and remembers how you said to activate it and he does so but the chamber of the gun is longer than what it was.

“What-“

Mans confused about that but eventually learns why the gun does that. He finds that weird but interesting at the same time.

The sicker part of his mind wonders what other kinds of things your lil gun can do..~

#infrawrites #infradelivers #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twst diasomnia #twst malleus #twst leona #leona kingscholar #twst scarabia #twst idia #idia shroud #twst ignihyde #twst jamil #jamil viper #twst x reader #paswg #x reader

[stephstars08]

Finding Love ~ Chapter 2

Joe Burrow x Reader

Warnings: Language and Heartbreak

Y/H/L: Your hair length

Y/H/C: Your hair color

Characters: Reader, Joe, Matt (OC), Hope (OC), Justin, Clyde, and Coach O

Song Featured: Lazy Baby by Dove Cameron

Author’s Note: Hey everyone! Off season sucks so much! I miss having new pictures and videos of Joe. I am working on another Joe Burrow fanfic. I know for a fact that It’s not going to be ready to post by April. I will be more busy in April and May so I won’t have a lot of time to write but I promise any down time I get I will be writing. I’m aiming to finish writing the new story hopefully by the end of April and I can hopefully start posting it on here by May. I promise I will keep you all updated on it! This chapter includes a song that I’m sure not many of you are familiar with but It’s one of my most favorite songs of all time! I will have a link to the song available on this post for you all to listen to. Anyways I hope you all enjoy this chapter!

 Word Count: 2,830

When Joe walked into the restaurant, he saw Justin and Clyde sitting at a table right in front of the stage. He walked over to them and took a seat down next to Clyde. “We have a problem.” Joe told them in a serious tone.

“What’s going on?” Clyde asked him. “Before I left the practice facility, I saw Matt getting too friendly with one of the cheerleaders.” Joe told them. “Shit! How could he cheat on Y/N!” Clyde said with anger in his tone. “That explains why he couldn’t come tonight.” Justin said in a snappy tone as he folded his arms over his chest.

“Hey guys.” Hope said walking up them. “Joe saw Matt cheating on Y/N with one of the cheerleaders.” Clyde told her which made her eyes go wide. “Are fucking serious?” Hope said with anger in her tone. “Yeah, but there is more that asshole is hiding from her.” Joe said with a sigh.

“He’s just using Y/N to get to her dad. He’s waiting till Coach O puts him in as starting quarterback and then break up with her.” Joe explained to them which pissed them off even more. “That fucker.” Hope hissed. “I can’t believe he could do this to a girl like Y/N.” Justin said with frustration.

The little group they have is more than a friend group. The five of them consider each other like family. Y/N is like a sister to Justin and Clyde. Of course, Hope considers Y/N like a sister since they have known each other the longest. The girls have been best friends since high school.

“Do you know how you’re going to tell her?” Clyde asked him. Joe just shook his head no. “tell her after the performance. The only thing she needs on her mind right now is the performance.” Hope told him. “That’s a good idea.” Justin said agreeing with her. “Got it.” Joe said obviously nervous about it. “Don’t worry bro, it’ll go fine.” Clyde said in reassurance as he gave him a pat on the shoulder.

 After the performance was over Y/N was standing by the bar talking with one of her band mates when she heard someone say her name behind her. When she turned around, she saw that it was Joe.

“Hey Burrow! What’s up?” She said in a curious tone. “Can I um talk to you outside real quick? It’s really important.” Joe asked her. Y/N could see it in his eyes that it was super important. Maybe he remembered the important question he needed to ask she though. “Yeah of course.” She told him.

She excused herself from the person she was talking to you and walked outside with Joe following behind her. They took a seat on their usual bench.

“What’s going on?” Y/N asked him. “Before I say anything I just want to say that I promise what I’m about to tell you is the complete truth and that I would never make something like this up.” Joe told her in a serious tone. “Joe it’s okay! I trust you with all my heart.” Y/N told him in reassurance.

“Before I left practice, I caught Matt kissing one of the cheerleaders and I overheard him tell her that he’s only dating you to get your dad to make him the starting quarterback.” Joe told her as he looked at her with sad eyes which made her heart break immediately. “Oh.” She said as her eyes quickly started to fill with tears.

It was breaking Joe’s heart seeing her start to cry. He hates seeing her upset. It hurt even more because he could tell she really felt something for Matt. It was different with Brandon. Yes, he hated seeing her get upset because of what Brandon did to her but Matt is completely different. She actually thought Matt would never hurt her. She thought Matt liked her and trusted him with everything. She trusted him with her feelings.

“I’m so sorry Y/N.” He told her. “I’m such a fucking idiot!” She cried out as she stood up. “No, you’re not.” Joe said as he stood up and took her hands. He gave them a light squeeze to try and calm her down.

“Matt is the fucking idiot. He’s the one that is using you.” Joe told her. “I can’t believe I fell right into his fucking trap.” She said in snappy tone as hot tears made their way down her face.

“Come here.” He said as he brought her into a hug. Y/N cried into his chest as he rubbed her back in comfort.

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It was the next day and Y/N was sitting on her bed ripping up any pictures she has of her and Matt. Yes, they only have been together a month but ever since he came to Louisiana, they went a lot of places since she gave him a tour of the town. She also threw away all his so-called gifts he gave to her as well. She groaned out when she heard a knock on the door.

“Go away!” She called out in frustration. “It’s me kid. Can I come in?” She heard her dad’s voice. Y/N knew she can’t block out her dad. Most dads aren’t always huge with comforting their daughters after a break, but her dad was the perfect person to go after a hard break up. Her mom is also good when it comes to comfort food but when it comes to talking, she goes to her dad. “It’s open.” She called out with a sigh.

When Coach O walked in, he frowned seeing how upset his daughter looked. He noticed all the ripped-up pictures that were spread out on her bed. He saw how glassy her eyes were due to crying. Her hair was all messy. She was in her comfort clothes which was a soft long sleeve shirt with matching sweatpants. “What are you doing here?” She asked him as he closed the door. “I wanted to see if my little girl is okay.” He told her. “Why wouldn’t I be, okay?” Y/N said looking away from her dad’s sad gaze. “The boys told me about Matt.” Coach O told her as he took a seat down on the end of her bed.

“When Joe told me at first, I felt angry and broken but when I woke this morning all of those feelings, I had for Matt just faded away.” She said looking at him. “That’s good.” He told her with a small smile.

“To be honest I don’t think I liked Matt as much as I thought I did. I mean yeah I thought he was cute and sweet but maybe I didn’t like him as much as I thought I did.” She told him finally saying in out loud to someone. Of course, the news is still hurting because she trusted Matt, but she also realized that those feelings for Joe were still there. “Do you know why?” Coach asked her in a curious one. “I think those feelings towards Matt were really just feelings I still have for someone else. I guess I was too blind to realize it.” Y/N explained to him as she ran a hand through her Y/H/L Y/H/C hair.

Before her dad could ask who, the person was Hope ran into the room. “I just got done talking with Mandy and Melanie and we came up with the perfect idea on how you can get back at Matt.” Hope said with a devious smirk on her face. “Let’s hear it.” Coach O said as he wrapped an arm around his daughter.

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A couple of days have pasted, and the football team has their first game of the season tomorrow night. Y/N texted Matt asking him to meet her in the front of the facility after practice was over. She was lost in her own thoughts about tomorrow night when she heard someone say her name.

When she looked up, she saw it was Matt. Man she really wanted to punch him in his smug face. “You wanted to tell me something.” Matt said to her. “Yeah, it’s really important.” She started as she stood up. “My dad got in contact with Mr. Emmert, and they are letting my band and I perform half time at the game tomorrow.” She told him. “That nice.” Matt told her with a smile, but Y/N saw right through the fake smile. She’s the queen of showing fake smiles so trust her, she knows when a smile is fake.

“I was also wondering if you could stay on the sideline with the team because the first song, I’m singing I wrote just for you.” She told him with innocent eyes. “Yeah, sure.” He told her with a nod. “I got to get going so I’ll talk to you later.” He told her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. It took everything in her to not knee him in the crotch. She smirked as she watched him walk in the building. Of she’s going to enjoy this revenge very much!

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It was game night and before Y/N went to go sit in the stands with Hope, Mandy, and Melanie she wanted to wish her dad luck. As she walked down the hallway she stopped when she heard her name from one of the rooms.

She it was Joe talking with Justin and Clyde since she knows her boys’ voices. She let her curiosity get the best of her, so she put her ear up against the door to listen to their conversation. “Joe now is the perfect time to ask Y/N out.” She heard Clyde say which made her heart skip a beat.

“How is now the perfect time?” She heard Joe say in a confused tone. “Because the guy she was with only used her.” She heard Justin explain it to him. “She deserves a great guy like you.” She heard Clyde say which made her smile. “I don’t know.” She heard Joe say in unsure tone. “Joe, she really needs you right now.” She heard Justin tell him. All she kept saying in her head was please listen to them Joe. “Okay I’ll ask her out after the game.” She heard Joe say.

“YES!” She squealed out in excitement. “Did you hear that?” She heard Clyde say. “Shit!” Y/N mumbled and ran down the hallway before one of them could come out. Her thoughts were reeling.

She couldn’t believe that the important question Joe wanted to ask her was if she wanted to go out on a date with him.

 It was a couple minuets till Y/N takes the stage with Hope, Mandy, and Melanie. She smirked when she saw the whole team standing on sideline. She couldn’t help but giggle when she noticed Joe glaring at Matt. She knows how bad he wants to kick his ass for what he did to her. She actually thought Justin and Clyde are right. She does deserve a guy like Joe. He’s everything a girl could ever want in a guy. This has been the first time in a long time she thought this positive about herself.

Right when the person introduced the band Y/N took a deep breath and stepped onto the stage after the girls took the stage. “What’s up LSU!” Y/N called out into her microphone. The crowd and everyone on the sideline roared in cheers.

“I would like to dedicate this first song to a guy named Matt Rains.” Y/N said into the mic as she looked at him. “I’m using this song to dump him because he used just so he could become the new starting quarterback, but I love to break it to you Matt but the guy who is the quarterback is ten times better than you will ever be. He didn’t become quarterback by pretending to date me. He became quarterback because he is one talented man.” Y/N said into the microphone as she gave Joe a smile which of course he returned.

“Here’s to you.” Y/N said as she winked at him as the girls started to play their instruments.

“Oh no… if you think for one second that I would… please. I got way too many options to be over here.” Y/N talked into the microphone.

“Killing myself, just to give you life and you don’t even care. Layin’ their takin’ it easy but that’s not fair. Don’t need you to love me lazy. Looks to me like you might need replacing.” Y/N sang into the mic.

“Thrilling yourself, wavy from the substance in your head. Need a negative number of you’s in my bed. On perc-ies you drive me crazy. You turn me off, I’m all out of patients.” She sang as she pointed to Matt to make sure everyone knew exactly who she was singing to.

“Lazy baby I ain’t playing. Time to get up, ain’t measurin’ up. Get gone! Uber lady’s outside waiting. If you don’t give a fuck, then I don’t give a fuck. Get gone!” Y/N sang the chorus with the girls.

“I don’t really care I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a what. I don’t give a what. I don’t give a what.” Y/N sang as the girls sang “ooo”.

“Something going wrong in your dome. Pissing me off in my home. Autotune fix up your tone. Talking to a queen on her throne. Don’t know why you’re waiting on me. If you don’t work, you don’t eat. You promised you fuck up my life. Why my kitty still got 9?” Y/N sang.

“You said you’d have me seeing stars. But you got me sleepy I. Think I need some CPR. You play like a VCR. Said you have me seeing stars. But you got me counting them down now. Like 4,3, you’re, 2.” Y/N sang as the whole stadium was standing and clapping their hands.

“Lazy baby, I ain’t playing. Time to get up, ain’t measurin’ up? Get gone! Uber lady’s outside waiting. If you don’t give a fuck. Then I don’t give a fuck. Get gone!” Y/N sang with the girls as she waved at Matt.

“I don’t really care, I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a what? I don’t give a what? I don’t give a what?” Y/N sang as the girls sang “ooo”.

“Not even on like I can’t even stress how much I’m done.” Y/N talked with a laugh as the girls sang “Get gone!”. “What are you waiting for?” Y/N talked motioning Matt to look around him.

Once the music ended that’s when Matt noticed that the whole team was giving him death glares with their arms folded across their chests. Joe, Justin, and Clyde surrounded him.

“I would get the fuck out of here before we all kick your ass.” Justin snapped at him with fire in his eyes. “No one messes with our girl.” Joe told him in a stern tone.

As the crowd cheered Matt quickly made his way to the locker room in embarrassment. Y/N smirked as Hope gave her a high five.

 After the team won the Joe spotted Y/N celebrating the win on the field with Hope, Justin, and Clyde. When Y/N saw him, she ran over to him and gave him a big hug.

“Awesome win out there!” Y/N told him once she let go of him. “Thanks!” Joe said with a big smile on his face. “That was one hell of a half time performance.” Joe complimented her. “Well thank you! It felt good to give that asshole what he deserved.” She told him which made him laugh.

“Can I tell you something?” She asked him in a curious tone. “Sure. What is it?” He spoke. Y/N smirked as she pulled Joe down by his jersey and connected her lips with his. Joe was surprised by the kiss but didn’t take long to return the kiss. When they broke apart from the kiss they stared deep into each other’s eyes.

“I think I may already know the answer to this, but would you like to go out on a date with me?” Joe said to her with a big smile on his face as he rested his hands on her hips. “I would love to go on a date with you Joe Burrow.” Y/N said with excitement as she wrapped her arms around his neck. “I love when you call me by my full name.” He told her as he rested his forehead against hers. “I know.” She said with a giggle and leaned back up to reconnect her lips with his in a passionate kiss. Hope, Justin, and Clyde looked at them in complete awes. The three of them are so happy for their best friends. The three of them knew they would find their way to each other.

#joe burrow x reader #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow #fanfiction #fanfic #lsu #Lsu Football #LSU tigers #cincinnati bengals #cincinnati #Bengals #Justin Jefferson #Clyde Edwards-Helaire #finding love #nfl #football #college football

[peanutpinet]

Jisung x Female Reader | Badboy College AU

A/N: hello everyone!! AND HAPPY 2022!!! I hope your 2021 hasn't been as rough as me :" but if it is, don't worry. We all have our struggles and I hope that 2022 will be better for everyone!! May you all stay healthy and happy :)

Anyways, what better way to kick off my first post of 2022 than a new fanfic? And what's better? A fanfic of someone I've never written about :D

But like, for reals, I think we all would normally think of a cute, soft Jisung whenever we see him. But thanks to my friend (ehem, aka my irl friend that loves to tease me bout Jamal) who is a fan of Jisung and even dreamt of him! So, I decided to dedicate this post for her and all Jisung fans that would love to see the "bolder" and "bad boy" side of him :D

Warnings: bad boy stuff (?) some mature themes (do not read if you're uncomfortable - don't worry, no explicit

Synopsis: What happens when the baby of the bad boy gang of the school overhears someone bad-mouthing his senior crush?

Additional A/N (25th March 2022): so, apparently the last original few paragraphs are gone (thanks Tumblr) so this story is basically unfinished and no one told me until I reread this last night. The ending might be different from the original (if it was actually posted back when I posted this). I tried rewriting it but of course it's different :((

Jisung is part of the university's bad boy and is actually your junior (just by like 1-2 years). He wasn't a bad boy until he went into junior high and you just went into high school along with Jeno, Jaemin, Renjun, Chenle and Haechan. Which honestly, you have no idea how it even went until you were in university.

Most likely because his brother, Jaehyun and his friends like Johnny (Jaemin's big brother - yes, I did use the awsaz bros :D) were already deemed as the university's bad boys and when everyone knew that their younger siblings went to the same school, everyone just deemed them as the next campus' bad boys/heartthrobs.

But even so, amongst the campus' "bad boys", he was considered a baby and a lot didn't really see him as much of a "bad boy" compared to his friend group. Heck, even Jaemin himself would baby Jisung from time to time.

Anyways, while they were all deemed as "bad boys", they weren't actually bad and did bad things, it's just the vibe they have and maybe the fact that Johnny would throw parties every now and then (especially since all his friends and their younger siblings are all of age).

But warn you that if you mess with one of them, you get the whole package, their gang and their brothers. Like, one time, someone tried to pick on Jisung because he was alone and waiting for his brother but boy, were they in for a treat because his friends and brother just finished their basketball practice and saw Jisung getting picked on and let's just say that after that incident, no-one ever wanted to mess with anyone of their circle, be it friends or siblings.

Back to you!! You weren't that close with their whole gang and all. In fact, you were closer to the quiet ones like Jeno, Jaemin and sometimes Renjun. You just knew the whole gang because you were Doyoung's cousin and some of them would come to Doyoung's place when he was supposed to "babysit" you back when you were younger.

But unlike others, you weren't that intimidated by all of them and even had several projects with the ones of your age. Kay, that might be a lie. You were definitely somewhat intimidated by them that Doyoung once had to accompany you to actually get to know some of them and once you and Haechan were a group and that social butterfly basically introduced you to everyone, even explaining bout their group, their brothers and eventually became close. Like, till this day, you're amazed by how you're able to know every single one of them (honestly, as a czennie, I feel this LMFAO).

Anyways...

As mentioned, you weren't that close with everyone, especially not Jisung because a) he is younger than you and b) you guys barely interacted with each other and c) you both are basically two awkward people (TIME FOR AWSAZ!!). But little did you know that that was going to change ;)

Of course, knowing them and even being one of the few people out of their circle group that they talk to has its perks; like you're able to borrow stuff from them and their brothers (cue Doyoung judging you). But on the other side, there were lots of people that were jealous; jealous how can you talk with them, jealous how a whole group of visual multitalented people talk to someone as quiet and shy like you.

Even your own circle of friends were amazed how you knew the whole gang and how on earth did you guys become close and all you could do was let out awkward laughter, saying that it was a long story. But luckily, your friends weren't as nosy as others and because of that, the boys were chill with them; unlike some primadonnas.

But honestly, you could care less about what others say about you because in the end, dealing with people like that isn't worth your time and energy. However, while you didn't care, someone actually did.

Today was originally like any other day. Go to your classes, do your assignments with your friends and even finish up a group assignment with Renjun and Jaemin. But just when you and your friend was about to head to the library, the both of you heard a commotion and even overheard people saying that Jisung, yeap, the Park Jisung, the one that everyone still considers a baby, is actually in a fight.

Even though you weren't that close with Jisung, you can't help but be curious and worried at the same time. Without thinking twice, you rushed over to where the commotion was and wouldn't you know it, there was already a crowd surrounding the commotion.

As you were going in and trying to figure out how did Jisung ended up in the fight, you heard the argument between Jisung and the person that started the fight; which turns out it was because of you.

Apparently, Jisung overheard someone called you names and other inappropriate things which Jisung was very much pissed off. Jisung told them to apologise but instead, they made fun of Jisung and you even more. Jisung didn't really care if would get in trouble but he will not sit around when someone called you inappropriate things; especially since he had a crush on you.

Not wanting the fight to prolong any further, you shouted at the two males that were fighting, mainly towards Jisung, telling him off which Jisung immediately obliged. He quickly got off at the other male, giving a death stare before going over to you and grabbing your hand gently.

"If I hear you badmouthing others again, I won't hold back" Jisung threatened the man on the ground before guiding you out of the crowd and a more secluded area

"Mind telling me what was that about?" you questioned, rubbing Jisung's bruised knuckles

"He was badmouthing you and I didn't like it one bit. I could care less if I got in trouble for starting a fight but he shouldn't have said anything like that in the first place. It's not right. No one, especially you should be called like that" Jisung admitted, he was now the one rubbing your knuckles in his hands

"Thank you. For standing up for me like that. But please don't get into a fight like that. People like that aren't worth fighting. Now, let's get this cleaned up and maybe get some dinner before your brother or our friends start to question about this" you mentioned, pecking Jisung's cheek

"Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's go!! I'll treat you to some ice cream!!" Jisung exclaimed, going back to his cute baby self which you love seeing

A/N: I know, I know, surprising how I didn't do the typical neo getting their revenge over someone that messes with their girl but yea, decided to not do anything too much; tryna keep it "short and sweet". Again, happy new year everyone!! Hope that 2022 will be good to us all :) xoxo Vinet

Additional A/N (25th March 2022): If you've reread this and the ending is different, well, Tumblr may or may not cut off the last 3 original paragraphs I wrote and so I just rewrote the ending :"

#nct #nct scenarios #nct imagines #nct dream #nct dream scenarios #nct dream imagines #nct u #nct u scenarios #nct u imagines #nct jisung #nct dream jisung #park jisung #jisung x reader #jisung scenarios #jisung imagines #nct college au #nct dream x reader #nct x reader #park jisung x reader #park jisung scenarios #park jisung imagines

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1047: Morning Checkers and Arm Wrestling (Super Smash Bros)

11:23 a.m. at the Smash Town's Local Park.......

Roy stares hard at the checker pieces in front of him before slowly and cautiously moving the black ones to the other side.

Ludwig: (Staring at Roy on the Other Side of the Checker Table) I must say, Roy, you've been taking this game a lot more seriously the more rounds we've played thus far. I'm impressed

Roy: (Shrugs) It helps pass up the time of boredom. And considering so many the rounds you've beaten me so far- Like... I dunno, over a hundred or something-

Ludwig: (Smiles Proudly While Pointing His Finger Up) Approximately one hundred, ninety seven wins to two to be exact.

Roy: (Gives His Older Brother a Deadpinned Look on his Face) You just love being a know-it-all smartass, don't you?

Ludwig: Hey, you mentioned the fact that I've gotten over hundred victories. I just decided to present you the approximate amount. (Looks Down at his Pieces) Oh. And while we are one that subject in particular.....(Moves One of the Pieces Around Three Times Before Blurting Out....) Checkmate.

Roy: (Angrily Slams his Fist onto the Checker Imprinted Table in Defeat) DAMNIT! I thought I had you that time!

Ludwig: You were close, the closest play you've made yet actually, but alas, that alone wasn't enough to stop me from reading through your tactics. It wasn't too predictable as your last few performances, so you are improving quite a bit.

Roy: Damn right I am. And ain't stopping till I get more wins in my belt. So best two out of-

'Ahem'

Roy turns around to see a pink, short haired girl wearing a blue hoodie, glaring at him with her hands on her hips.

Roy: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Young Lady) Uh anything I can help you with, pinky?

??????: Are you Roy Koopa?

Roy: That is the name my pops gave when I was born and raised, yes. And who might you be?

Kuma: The name's Kuma. Princess of Osohe Castle or whatever. (Crosses her Arms Together) And let's just I'm not too happy about the way you've been treating my little Sunflower as of late.

Ludwig: Little.....Sunshine?

Roy: Wait, you don't mean-

Lucas: (Slowly Reveals Himself From Behind Kumatora as He Chuckles Awkwardly a Bit and Waves at the Two Koopa Brothers) H-Hey, you guys.

Ludwig: (Smiles Back at the Young PSI User) Ah Lucas, good morning.

Roy: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course you would have something to do with this crap.... (Crosses his Arms While Smirking at Lucas) You decided to tell some princess on me, you little twerp?

Lucas: (Immediately Hfs his Hands Up in Defense and Fear) No! I-It wasn't like that all! I-I accidently blurted your name out one yime and she gotten mad at you every since, I swear!!

Kumatora: (Looks Down at Lucas With a Light Pout on her Face) Lucas, relax a little, will ya? You can't keep letting that bully scare you like this.

Ludwig: (Rolls his Eyes Himself) The irony about that label in particular is that it was his actual nickname growing up.....

Kuma: (Starts Snickering as She Turns her Attention to Ludwig) You're kidding~

Ludwig: (Simply Nodded) It's true. In fact, everyone of us in the Koopa family, minus Junior, had our own nickname growing up.

Kuma: Really? What was yours?

Ludwig: I'd.....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth While Blushing) Rather not reveal that bit of information yet....(Turns Back to Kuma With a Soft Smile) B-But instead, allow me to give you a proper introduction instead. (Places his Hand on his Chest in a Gentlemanly Type Fashion) My name is Ludwig von Koopa. The eldest of the Koopalings. (Eyes Back on Roy) And the blatant bully's older brother.

Roy gives Ludwig the middle finger without making eye contact.

Kuma: Aw man. Your name sounds way cooler than mines does.

Ludwig: What is your actual name?

Kuma: Kumatora Heloise Crumbits III. (Sighs While Lowering Down her Posture a Little) Sounds lame, I know.

Ludwig: Actually, I think it sounds rather lovely.

Kuma: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Seriously? Y-You're not just yanking my chain here, are you?

Ludwig: No, I mean every word. Can't say I speak for everyone else, but....I at least think your name suits you perfectly in all fronts.

Kuma: (Starts Blushing a Little While Smiling at the Blue Haired Koopa) Aw thanks. I like the style of your hair by the way. It makes you look so rad and.....sophisticated in a way....

Ludwig: (Starts Blushing as Well) Oh, uhh....Thank you. (Starts Waving his Hair Back a Little) I always do whatever I can to make my hair look decent enough for the day, despite how tedious it gets.

Kuma: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah, I feel ya~ Having long hair can be a real pain in the butt to try and fix. Makes me pretty glad that I cut mines short.

Ludwig: And for the better I presume. Your short hairstyle represents you flawlessly

Kuma: (Starts Blushing Some More While her Hair a Little) Well, don't you have a way with words...~

Roy: (Starts Snapping his Fingers) Hey, hey, hey! Romeo and Juliette, enough with the flirting!

Kuma: (Quickly Glares at Roy with the Same Blushes on her Face) We were NOT flirting!

Ludwig: (Rolls his Eyes Again in Annoyance) We were only having a normal conversation here, Roy...

Roy: Yeah? Well, I'm calling bullshit on all fronts and am losing my patience as we speak. (Turns Back to Kuma) Now tell me what you want from me already!

Kuma: Well, originally, I planned on kicking your sorry hide to the curb. (Gently Ruffles the Top of Lucas' Hair) But since Lucas here managed to convince me not to at the last minute, I thought of perfect alternative instead. (Crosses her Arms With a Smirk on her Face) A challenge if you're man enough for it.

Roy: Challenge, huh? What do ya have in mind?

Kuma: One-on-one Arm Wrestle. If I win, you gotta swore not to bully Lucas anymore.

Roy: (Lowers his Sunglasses Down From his Eyes While Raising an Eyebrow) And if I win?

Kuma: (Shrugs) I dunno. I'll give you twenty bucks and...let you give me crappy nickname or something. Haven't really thought this through until now.....

Roy: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hmmm....Not the best at nicknaming folks....(Smirks Evilly at Kuma) But give me a few hours and I'll be sure to give you the worse nickname imaginable.

Kuma: (Makes her Way to the Other Sode of the Table) So I take it you accept the challenge then?

Roy: Yep. And just so you know.... (Slams his Elbow on the Table Up High With his Hand Put, Grinning Even More Conniving) I don't go easy on chicks.

Kuma: Good. (Cracks Both of her Knuckles) Neither do I. (Turns Back to Ludwig) Hey, I'm sorry, but....you don't mind if I-

Ludwig: Not at all. (Gets Up From his Seat and Presents it to the Pink Haired Princess) I wish you the best of luck.

Kuma: (Smiles Brightly) Thanks. Anyone ever tell you how much of a gentleman you are?~

Ludwig: I've been told that many times, yes.

Roy: Nerd Simp.

Ludwig: (Glares at Roy Before Turning Back to Kuma) I implore you to give him everything you've got.

Kuma: Will do! (Takes her Seat and Grabs Roy's Hand With an Iron Grip While Giving Him a Very Competitive Smirk on her Face) I won't even break a single sweat once I'm done with him.

Roy: ('Tch') Please. (Tightens up his Grip While Smirking Back at Kuma) The only one who's gonna sweating in shame is you, little miss princess.

Kuma: We star in a count of three: 1.

Roy: 2.

Roy/Kuma: 3!

Without any hint of hesitation from both sides, the two competitors begins their awaites challenge, refusing to let either of arms touch the checker printed table. While that's happening, Ludwig and Lucas watches it unfold in the mid distance.

Ludwig: So....how exactly did you and Kuma met if you don't mind me asking.

Lucas: We met back Sunshine Forest when me and the Dragcos helped her get away from the Pig Mask army. Eventually when we started traveling together, she's been teaching me everything I need to know about controlling my PSI-powers. And....also, how to punch and stuff- B-But mostly the PSI training!

Ludwig: I see. (Turns his Attention Towards the Experience PSI User in Particular) She seems pretty well versatile in the strength development.

Lucas: (Happily Nodded to Ludwig) Mmhmm. That's because Kuma is the strongest person I know. One time, our friend, Duster and I saw her face a really huge grizzly bear with her bare hands. Ooh, and I think I also saw her wrestle a white tiger once as well.

Ludwig: Without using any power intact? She really is amazing.......

Lucas: Ludwig, are you really having a crush on Big Sis Kuma right now?

Ludwig: (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Question Before Turning Back to Lucas) What? N-No, of course not! I never had a crush on her!!

Lucas: Then why did you complimented her name and hair earlier?

Ludwig: Because I thought those were the two factors that make her more lovel- I-I MEAN, more unique than she already is! (Starts Rubbing his Arm a Little While Frowning) A-And besides, I'm sure she already has a significant other by back your universe....

Lucas: She's not dating anyone in our universe.

Ludwig: (Eyes Widens a Bit Again Before Turning Back to Lucas) She isn't?

Lucas: (Shakes his Head) Nope. Well, I mean, there was this one time where some snobby prince who tried to ask for her hand in marriage at that fancy party we went to, before Kuma sent him flying. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking)."She doesn't want to be tied down to any marriagable crap" is what I.....think she said? Not entirely sure....

Ludwig: ('Sighs in Relief') That's a relief.....(Notices Lucas is Still Staring at Him Before Blushing and Looking Away Again) N-Not because she is single, but the fact that she wouldn't let something as trivial as arranged marriage, take control of her current lifestyle. That is all.

Lucas: ........You know, if you want....(Smiles Softly) Ashley and I could help give you some tips on everything romance related.

Ludwig: But I- ('Sighs in Defeat') I'll take you up on that offer, Lucas. Thank you.

Lucas: You're welcome!

'RAAAAAAAAAAGH'

OHHH SHIT-

The loud, ringing noises of screams and crashes was enough to gain the attention of both Ludwig and Lucas ad they turn to see the table was now slammed into the ground and a terrified Roy Koopa laying on floor as Kumatora is still standing, brushing the dust off her clothes with a satisified grin on her Face.

Kuma: Sorry for the display of real, raw strength there, Roy~ I just so happen have a reputation to withhold. You understand, right?~

Lucas: (Happily Cheers For His Close Companion) You did great, Kuma!

Ludwig: (Nodded in Agreement)

Kuma: (Smiles Brightly at the Two.Boys Watching Her Before Turning Back to a Defeated Roy Koopa) Now, with that victory established and out if the way....,(Glares at Roy) Quit messing with Lucas. (Balls Her Fist Up at Roy, Showing Off a Pink Static Ki) Or else.

Roy: (Quickly Nodded in Fear and Agreement)

Kuma: (Went Back to Smiling) Good! Glad we can come to an agreement. Lucas!~ (Walks Away From the Smashed Table) Let's go out for some victory ice cream!~

Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Yes, ma'am!~

Kuma: (Turns to Ludwig) Wanna come with, Ludwig? The more, the merrier~

Ludwig: I would love to, but I'd already promised Roy to take him to the coffee place in another dimension. But... umm....

Kuma: Hm?

Ludwig: If you...ever have any free time in your hands, would you....like to hang out sometime? J-Just the two of us....

Kumatora: (Stares at Ludwig For a Brief Second Before Smiling Softly) Yeah. I'd like that. In fact, we can hangout in the mansion whenever you guys come back. I won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Ludwig: Spendid- I-I mean...('Clears Throat') That's great to hear. Can't wait.

Kumatora: (Giggles Softly) Same here, Mr. Von Koopa~ (Waves Goodbye to Ludwig Before Walking With Lucas) Take care.

Ludwig: (Simply Nodded) You too, Kuma.

Lucas: (Turns to Kuma) You seem to be getting along well with Ludwig~

Kuma: Yeah. He's a real sweetheart, at least compared to his brother.

'A Bit of Silence'

Kuma: Hey, Lucas?

Lucas: Yes. Kuma?

Kuna: Do you think....(Starts Rubbing The Back of Her Head Back and Forth While Looking Away) I may have a shot with him someday?

Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Definitely. I can tell that she's starting to take a lot of interest in you. He even seems relieved when I told him about the time you declined a prince's proposal.

Kuma: (Immediately Pouts at Her Little Sunflower) Dude! You told him about all of that?

Lucas: It slipped out of my mouth, I swear! ('Sigh') But still, there's no doubt in my mind that you two would make a great pair. You just need to give a chance whenever you two are ready, 'kay?

Kuma: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Right. (Pulls Lucas into a One Arm Hug) Thanks, buddy~

Meanwhile

Roy: ('Groans in Defeat and Pain') Mother....ugh....

Ludwig: (Walks Over to the Smash Table and Looks Down at his Brother) Enjoying the taste of defeat, brother?

Roy: (Clicks his Teeth While Looking Away) Hell no. (Gets Himself Up From the Ground) She just-(Grunts While Stretching his Back Forward) caught me off guard is all.

Ludwig: (Rolls his Eyes Yet Again) Of course she did. (Tosses a Ring Up into the Air, Causing it to Expand into a Larger Size in Front of Him and Roy) You're ready to go?

Roy: Yep. (Starts Cracking Both Sides of his Neck Before Making his Way to the Ring) It's about time I teach you a thing about the dating scene.

Ludwig: (Gives Roy a Deadpinned Look) You can't be serious.

Roy: I'm not letting my big brother go and make a fool of himself inexperience. Now let's go already!

Ludwig: ('Sigh') Coming.

@keyenuta

@cyber-wildcat

@26shann

@ma-lemons

@albion-93

#super smash ultimate #mother 3 #ludwig von koopa #roy koopa #kumatora #lucas #checkers #arm wrestling #humor #fluff #crushes #ludwig x kuma #cute friendship #kumatora is best big sis

[lvlyhao]

『you’re dating him but he’s not your bias』

reaction fic; NCT Dream

A/N: this is nct dream’s reaction to realizing your bias is not him (and you’re a couple). gender neutral, got way too deep at some points and was NOT meant to be this long. enjoy.

note that english is my second language and i speak mixing slang, accents and spellings from 3283928 places so i did notice there’s practice written with both s and c down there so

just dont mind it pls

also, today’s photo theme is dream looking cute in low quality shots.

𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓼: fluff (♡), angst (❆), comedy (☼), crack (⍢).

𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: lots of swearing, my tough love for the neos, one mention of cheating that doesn’t actually happen, a couple of mentions of alcohol and drinking, some violence hidden in metaphors, me being chaotic, it got a bit more angsty and darker than i intended, but we do have all happy endings.

word count: 6.8K

pairing: nct dream members x reader ( includes mark, renjun, jeno, haechan, jaemin, chenle, jisung)

disclaimer: the characters in the story below do not reflect real people or present real facts. this is purely fictional, and you may not copy, change, translate or repost my work in any way. all rights reserved © cherry-hyejin 2021.

*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:

Mark

oh, poor baby

i feel like he would be a little heartbroken 

just a little

not so much if it’s someone from dream, because they’re his little brothers, but if it’s one of his hyungs from 127 or wayv,,,,,

boy might cry

he’s not super dramatic about it or anything but i don’t see him as being super confident about himself

so he might think like

“do they think he’s cooler than me?”

and it’s silly, yes, he knows

but it’s just something that pops up in his mind sometimes when you bring him up

so for the sake of this fanfic let’s pretend you’re johnny biased

because gods know i am

at least when it comes to 127

mark would be divided into fanboying with you and being like “YO, HE’S THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD YOU AGREE”

and

“a h”

<gives you a little tiny smile to cover up the sound of his heart breaking>

would constantly try to get closer to you when johnny is around, and just

showing off in little (kinda dumb) ways

complimenting you

being even more whipped than usual

like yes he’ll give you all of his watermelon slices just please don’t look at johnny like that again

i think johnny would kind of play into it with the whole “imma steal your s/o” thing

and he doesn’t do it to make mark jealous or hurt

we know he’d rather get hit by a train than ever actually upsetting his son on purpose

but we also know he’s johnny

cue “OH DUDE HE’S FLIRTING”

so yeah he might call you lil pet names (beautiful, cutie, you get it)

just to see you giggle 

(and see your soul leave your body)

might say he’s taking you out for dinner when he’s just driving you to get more ice cream for a movie night with the gang lol

and winks

expect a lot of winks

anywhere and anytime

which makes mark sometimes feel like he’s intruding???

and that you appreciate johnny more than him???

he genuinely doesn’t understand how you can date him and still not have him as your bias

don’t you like, love him above everyone else or smth lol

his “showing off” phase eventually fades tho

now every time you hang you with the boys and johnny is around, he’ll be a bit more distant 

he thinks he’s giving you space to interact with his friends but he’s just shying away from competing with one of his favourite people ever

and it’s a competition that Does Not Exist™

but he’s not 100% aware of that

and you’re not that dense 

so ofc you notice

and you wait till you two are alone to talk to him, and he BEGRUDGINGLY admits that you being johnny biased makes him feel kinda small and unimportant

he’d never try to make you change your bias or anything

he just needs reminders that he’s your #1 boy sometimes

which is fine by you

and by him

cus now it’s you calling him pet names all the time

and hugging him

and kissing his cheek

and praising his work

and blowing kisses from across the room

and just telling him straight up that no matter what, you’ll always go to him

(not that you ever had any chance with johnny lmao)

THIS GOES TO SHOW COMMUNICATING IS KEY, CHILDREN

COMMUNICATE

Renjun

wym donghyuck is your bias lol

literally are you fucking kidding him

don’t get me wrong ok

everyone knows renjun loves haechan

they’re bffs and could not live without each other

but at the same time,,,

what is wrong with you

who did he choose as his s/o gods help him

if it was jeno, or mark, or jaehyun, or winwin, or kun, or lucas, or yuta, or taeyong, or ten, or,,,,

literally ANY of his other members

he’d understand your point and be like “ok fine”

but haechan???? hmmm bestie no

he’s not gonna throw a fit

not after the first time you told him anyways

HE WAS SURPRISED OKAY

and he just whined very loudly after having laughed for 5 minutes thinking it was a joke

<flashbacks of that one time he had to sing the ottoke song with haechan on weekly idol>

if you don’t know that iconic scene, renjun had a whole ass meltdown in 3 seconds while yelling “aAAAAAH JINJJAAAAA” and getting ready to punch the living shit out of hyuck

for no reason other than the fact that it’s haechan we’re talking about and injun’s little body is filled with rage

BACK ON TRACK

would probably try to act all cool about it and be like “i don’t mind” but bruh does he mind

and it doesn’t help that haechan is such a little shit about it

he doesn’t even flirt with you

he just

constantly reminds renjun that he’s your bias—not him—and then constantly praises himself over you

“ah, y/n~ did you choose me as your bias because i’m the best vocalist? or was it because i’m the best dancer? mAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY OH SO BROAD SHOULDERS—”

(pause for injun to punch him)

(unpaused)

and ok in the beginning it was funny seeing him all worked up but now it’s just annoying to be in the same room as these two

haechan won’t let either of you live

and renjun just wants to

fight

so it eventually gets to the point where you’ll talk to renjun and jeno will talk to hyuck cus even the other dreamies are tired of it

except maybe for chenle, he always laughs his ass off when they start bickering

ANYWAY

your conversation goes something like “oh my god renjun i’m literally dating you, i don’t like haechan better or anything you little pile of fury”

while jeno sits hyuck down in front of him and jaemin and just

“bro why are you like this”

“bro”

no but renjun would apologize for going overboard with his protectiveness and jealous energy because he’s not generally like that

he’s angry all the time but never about something involving you, you know

he tries his best to treat you like the royalty you are

but something about hyuck being your bias makes him feel a bit like a castaway???

he’s very creative and as an artsy kid myself i know we’re very prone to feeling left out because we’re just different from the others

so he’d think maybe haechan really has a better voice

or better dancing skills

or he looks better

he is taller than injun after all, and has broader shoulders, and his hair is all fluffy and—

the whole thing just made him insecure about things he had settled with himself long ago

he was fine with being him

but not so much when it came to that

i don’t think you two would fight over it cus tbh i think renjun would really only get with someone who can be very understanding of him

and i think hyuck would actually apologize to renjun too

not when everyone’s around but like, maybe after dinner or something and he just needs to feel like they’re besties again

hyuck never meant for things to get out of control

he just really likes both injun and you as his friends, and aside from skinship his most prominent love language is,,,

teasing

he was really just trying (very poorly) to grow closer to the person his best friend loves so much—you—because renjun is SUCH a big part of his life it would just feel wrong to not be good friends with you as well

don’t tell them i said this but they hug it out

injun strikes me as someone that could take a bit of time to bounce back from something that hurt his pride or his sense of belonging

and his way of healing and bonding is just,,,

art

sure, keep being haechan biased, but also please read with him

and talk about his fantastic animal creations

and watch those buzzfeed unsolved alien theory videos because he really wants to discuss it and maybe even draw what he thinks the aliens look like

hyuck tones it down, you make sure renjun knows you like him for him, renjun starts to (secretly) appreciate hyuck’s talent along with you...

and now let’s take a moment to imagine the minute you watch their latest mv with injun by your side

and yes okay the first thing you see is CLEARLY how good renjun looks because holy fucking shit he’s an angel (and i’m clearly not renjun biased)

but then,,,,,,

wAS THAT A HAECHAN HIGH NOTE

(there’s always a haechan high note, just look for it)

and ok maybe he did scream a bit with you because of how good it all sounded

and you know what, it works out perfectly bc you two are my new otp and you were meant for each other

but we do have to mention the eventual happening of chenle saying like “oOoOoOoH y/N wErE yOu dRoOliNg oVeR hAeChAn AgAiN” after a special stage

and then you, injun and hyuck all attempt to choke him

i’m kidding

or not

Jeno

ah, lee jeno

aka samoyed boi

yes i do call him that no i will not stop

everyone is always writing jeno as being super protective and literally about to burst a lung if someone else ever does as much as look at you

but i just 

don’t see him that way

he’s a taurus and from what i know about taurus they can be v v jealous, yes, but they mainly seek comfort

so he’s fine with you biasing jaemin

as long as you’re not ditching him or anything lol

and ok, imma be 100% honest here even if it sounds like literal no fun (jenojaem wink wonk)

jaemin doesn’t flirt with you

not any more than he flirts with

every other breathing creature

ever

he’s really only platonically interested in you, never remotely romantic or anything lol

on the other side, he is in love with jeno

basically, if jaemin is your bias, jeno is his

so nothing really changes

we know how nomin are, okay

they hold hands, they stare deeply into each other eyes, they nearly kiss at least once every time they go live

it's just them

you gotta respect it bruh

i know this is the most boring reaction ever so let’s create the one (1) instance where jeno would actually dislike that you bias someone else

i think he would feel a bit hurt if you seemed to be more supportive of jaemin’s work than his

and it’s not something big or on purpose

it’s just something like going with him to a recording session but not going with jeno because you have homework

or after a very busy practise day going to praise jaemin first

even if it’s just three words

“you did good”

and then you’re going towards him, he’s gonna feel like maybe he doesn’t deserve your praise as much as nana????

i actually feel like, among the dreamies, jeno is the least confident one when it comes to his performance

he knows he’s not an awful rapper or anything but i think it can be a bit too much, being around such bright and huge presences like the others while his nickname literally means “no fun”

his members are just so loud and full of energy most of the time

and sometimes he just really needs to be quiet and observe in silence 

(yes i do know he’s chaotic and a crackhead, i’m just saying as we know he can be a bit introspective)

so what if you just

stopped seeing him?

did he become invisible to you?

did you finally fall for jaemin’s beautiful smile and stupid pick-up lines?

he’s not gonna let it show that he’s affected, though

earth signs are nearly always the ones to “stay strong” because we have this image that people are relying on us???

so we do what we do

bottle everything up and overwork ourselves bc we only got two modes

1. chill, super balanced and down to earth (ay for the pun)

2. please make us take a break we’re literally about to cry if we work for one more minute but we can’t allow ourselves to fucking take it easy

so yes you’ve guessed correctly, we’re going with 2

jeno is going to go so, SO hard on everything he does 

literally every single activity you can think of from dance practice to photoshoots to cooking for the dreamies

he stays up later than usual to get that one tricky move in the choreo just right

he works out more because he thinks he has to look absolutely perfect for when they shoot the mv

jisung asked for ramen? he’s making it but you bet your ass he’s spending over 40 minutes just chopping so

many

vegetables

AND STUFF THAT JISUNG WON’T EVEN EAT

but he’s doing it anyway for the reason being that it just has to be the Best™

and it’s not like he’s competing with anyone else to be diligent

this is just about being better than he was and showing himself—and maybe you—how painstakingly hardworking and driven he can be

maybe then you’re gonna acknowledge him as much as you acknowledge nana :((

:(((((

writing this is making me downright sad, jeno is so underrated and unaware of his power UGH

and i need to point out this is NOT about making you change your bias from jaemin to him, this is solely about having you recognize his efforts, even if you already do

if you just thought jeno was like going off in work because it was asked of him to, jaemin would DEF notice and talk to you about it

turns out it’s a habit of jeno to go extra hard sometimes and he needs someone to make him take a break

so it goes down like you breaking into the practice room when jeno and jisung were practising

the first reaction is confusion

the second is oh hey babe how are you

third is

a-are you dragging jeno and his bag out of the door while screeching at jisung to order pizza and doughnuts for everyone??

yes you are and i’m proud of you

so jeno is still confused and making those cute “hUh” noises he does omg i love him so much

and you’re just rambling about how much of an amazing artist he is, and you love his voice, and he’s a fantastic dancer, and his expressions and gestures are on point, and he takes such good care of the dreamies and

he’s perfect

and he knows jaemin must have talked to you, and he feels so vulnerable to have you know how on edge he’s been

baby boy just needs some rest

and that’s exactly what you give him, with a bath full of those fancy bath bombs and flower petals and candles at your house/apt

then a quick sheet mask while you massage his shoulders and keep saying how much you genuinely admire him

the mask might be ruined cus he started crying out of exhaustion

after that’s been done and you’ve hugged for at least like 5 min nonstop, you head over to the dorms, where hyuck was in charge of setting up a blanket fort while mork and nana gather board games, jisung gets the food and chenle

well chenle just had to make sure jisung doesn’t forget to order for someone and doesn’t break like 10 plates trying to set the table lol

this is way longer than the others so imma wrap it up

make it obvious and loud that you see and respect jeno’s hard work and he’ll be alright again

and maybe make those game nights a weekly thing when possible, it would make him very happy

he’ll never again feel sad when you praise jaemin cus now he’s sure he does enough, and above all, he is enough

Haechan

haechan = full sun

why would you ever bias someone when you’re dating the goddamned sun

does not understand

but also does not care that much

actually, one out of two really depending on who your bias is

if it’s one of the members he has that tom/jerry relationship with, prepare for so

much

complaining

and clinging

AND HE’D BE SO LOUD OH MY FUCKING GOD

donghyuck please stop screaming about doyoung not deserving to be your baby’s bias, it’s 2 am

on the other hand, if it’s one of the (few) members he,,,

adores with all of his heart and is not afraid to show it

ex: sungchan, jaehyun, taeil and yang2x

then you can bet he’s going to be right beside you whenever you feel like throwing a fit because he’s just so handsome and talented

IF IT’S MARK OSHDISJD

i’m going to write you as being mark biased ok? ok

i honestly don’t know if he’d feel more jealous of mark or of you

he loves you both

a lot,,,,

and he really doesn’t like it when mark blushes when you compliment him

and he doesn’t like it when mark literally just walks past you and you trip over your feet because bro tf u doing, that’s some embarrassing shit

lowkey done with you two

but also PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION

or don’t, he’s fine either way (cue crossed arms and staring at you from across the room until you come give him a kiss)

“he’s pretty cute but i’m cuter right baby”

pouty pouty pouty if he ever feels neglected

will be so fucking annoying lmao i can’t write haechan, i love him but i do understand why renjun is always trying to beat him up

he’d be a show-off in a different way than mark because he can be so petty

will take every chance he gets to pull a one-liner

will sing everything he has to say just so you know he can hit those high notes

what do you mean dream doesn’t have a schedule today

oh man, he could swear they did

because that is the sole reason why he’s wearing his most expensive clothes and shoes + makeup to walk around the dorms, yes

no he doesn’t want to impress you

shut up

will text you like every single fancam he sees on twitter

every

single 

one

and are they mark’s?

lol no, they’re his

he is so genuinely trying to make you a member of his sunflower cult 

<whispers> “tell me i’m your bias” 

“donghyuck what the actual hell why are you standing at the end of my bed in the middle of the night like a fucking demon child”

he really wants to act all cool and composed but he wants to be your bias so fucking bad

he’s a bad bitch all around and just does whatever

cus haechan privilege

and he tends to not care about what people say and think???

bc he knows he’s lee donghyuck

he’s fully aware of the effect he has on people

but you

not biasing him

naw, he can’t take it

will do anything and everything he can to make you say, JUST ONE TIME, he’s your bias

then you can go back to loving (his) mark

so for your sake, for his sake, for mark’s sake

just give donghyuck what he wants

i can promise he’ll keep being an ass no matter what you do

like yeah did you just buy him coffee and his favourite cake? well that’s sweet but iS HE YOUR BIAS YET

“aw babe thanks so much for taking a bullet for me but now please say i’m your bias”

if you still don’t do it, it’s time to be extra petty

will actually drop you for mark

his logic is something like: he can’t be your bias? pity, so he’s just gonna date him instead

and mark is mark so he has no idea what’s going on

everyone in 127 and dream finds this absolutely hilarious cus suddenly donghyuck seems to be doing his best to win over mark’s heart and i mean more than usual???? and he’s treating you like his bro????

<you leaving the dorms to go to uni or smth so you go to hyuck for a goodbye kiss> “no can do, i’m committed”

“i’m your partner”

“no that’s mark”

it’s not 100% a joke when i say i can see him getting down in one knee to propose to mark while making eye contact with you to

assert his dominance

and mark is just

“dude

what HAHAHA”

and you are so done, i’m so sorry you have to go through that bby

i don’t think there’s another way to fix haechan other than just admitting he was your bias for an era, or a comeback or something

like yeah with the other dreamies before him it’s bonding + healing time bc i wrote it all kinda angsty (lol sorry) but with donghyuck

no

“will you stop this if i say you were my bias during reload era”

“mark wasn’t in dream that era tho”

“yes i know”

i say he’s gonna take what he can get and now things can finally go back to normal

with the exception that something else comes along with hyuck being satisfied with you biasing him

he just has a full pass to fanboy over mark now too

what am i talking about?

new 127 mv is out

you: watching it beside haechan and going off about how pretty mark looks

him: going off even harder bc he’s whipped too

this is what a happy couple looks like 

but now i pity mark because he has you two idiots fanboying over him irl

savemork2021

Jaemin

nana is just such a chill and fun guy

i can’t see him being actually jealous or anything if he finds out you bias someone else

and so the two of you become insufferable together

bitch, i’m telling you

he (ur bias) is not gonna have one peaceful day ever again in his entire life

cus you know the thing jaemin does where he just looks at someone doing some random shit and goes “oOoOoH sExY”

yes that thing

he’s doing it to your bias 

and you’re doing it too

and your bias probably wants to run away to some very far away land

PLEASE IF IT’S JISUNG

i’m not gonna write this whole thing as if you bias him but let’s just imagine

two fully grown people

pilling on top of poor, poor park jisung playing games on his phone

“URI JISUNGIEEEEEE

MWOYA, MWOYAAAA~"

i genuinely think he would avoid being around you two at the same time

cus individually he can handle it

like yes y/n please let me go this hug has lasted for about 4 minutes now

or oh hi jaemin hyung my cheeks hurt when you pinch them that hard

but when you two are together

bruh

a power couple not bc you two are v confident or some shit but bc you can and will be extremely affectionate towards anyone that comes too close

and now let’s talk about how it would be if you biased jaehyun

jaemin loves jaehyun

they’re 2jae

2jae are soulmates

therefore,,,, it’s also kinda hellish but in a different way???

bc 2jae are on the end of that spectrum about the neos that know how in love the entire world is with them

they’re too powerful

they’re aware of their charm and they do everything they can to rub it in our faces

so the flirting between 2jae and you would be insane

and i mean insane

insane as in even johnny is kinda disgusted tbh bc

they’re doing a photo shoot with the 23 of them for some shit, idk don’t ask me

and of course, you had to tag along

but oh my god you three, please stop calling each other sexy/hot in weird voices now, the staff is staring

there are def rumours the 3 of you are a poly couple lmao

jaehyun denies everything on social media (throwback to saying “no way lol” when we asked if he REALLY slept in the same bed as jungwoo)

but every piece of content there is of you and jaemin or you and jaehyun or just them is so ridiculously flirty

you can bet there are compilations on youtube like 

“y/n being in love with 2jae for 8 minutes heterosexual”

ok i was having way too much fun with that, moving on

i don’t think he’d ever be actually upset about you biasing someone else

he trusts you and treasures you a lot so he doesn’t see the problem in you also appreciating another one of his members

bc gods know he does

he’s a bit in love with everyone so why shouldn’t you be too lol

one time he would feel a bit blue because of it???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i think it’s possible he’d turn pouty or whiny or just kinda needy (not in a bad way, he just misses you) when he’s like

done with people

and needs some time away from everything

we know he’s an introvert, even if he acts very, very loud around the boys and it’s honestly just a matter of time until an introvert grows tired of being around humans

it depends on each person, of course, but there’s a 99% chance every once in a while he’ll start to feel too drained

and he’ll need a break to get his energy back

jaemin would probably want you around even when he feels like that, though

i see you being such a big source of comfort for him in a relationship

he enjoys taking care of people so please take care of him too

and for just this one day don’t talk about your bias that much, or don’t leave nana to go over to him to chat

and just cuddle him a lot

that will make him a smiley baby again

and then things are back to how they normally are

and by that i mean most neos hiding from you because they’re scared 

i don’t have a lot to say aside from that so let’s think about the neos that would be the most intimidated by your shared thot aura

dotae would be confused in different ways lol

taeyong would be just ????????????blush/awkward smile/hahaha??????

and doyoung might actually ask what is wrong with you

<points to jeno and his s/o> “why can’t you be like them”

mark would laugh-scream and slap his knee into oblivion whenever you two are cornering him

but then go super shy and be like “dUDE DON’T DO THAT”

resident confident gay jungwoo would rejoice in the attention and make so many goddamned jokes

a literal comedian i love him

i think sicheng and renjun would be on the same wavelength of repugnance towards you lol

chenle would deadass call you weird and tell you to leave him alone

shotaro and kun might faint (or kun will panic-scold you)

taeil is as confused by affection as usual (have you seen the face he makes when haechan kisses him LMFAO he’s smiling but like wondering wtf happened on the inside)

ten is not very amused but might play into it

yangyang: that’s disgusting, man (cue flashbacks to that live with renjun after the from home stage where renjun pretended to lick his hand and slick his hair back,,, catboy injun,,, you know the one)

xiaojun and hendery are such panicked gays they just turn to stare at whoever else is around and make that “help” expression like they’re on the office

haechan is haechan, kinda doesn’t mind it

jeno is used to dealing with this at this point

lucas and yuta love the attention but while yuta will flirt right back lucas is just gonna smile and try to jop his way out of there while screaming

sungchan will go hide behind haechan and say “hyung they’re being dumbasses again”

this turned into ‘how would nct react to you and jaemin being super flirty together’ and i’m not sorry

Chenle

chenle is so fun to write i love him lmao

okay so

he doesn’t strike me as the possessive type with anyone other than jisung (bc i swear he can be a bit jelly towards his bestie but i think it comes with sungie being the sweetest bean ever, he’s just protective)

he’s such a ray of sunshine and witty jokes and dolphin laughter i love him

back to the plot

he literally couldn’t care less about you biasing someone else

b u t

i will say there’s an exception

this exception is tall, kinda lanky, very awkward and born on the 5th of february

you’ve guessed it, it’s jisung

i think most of the time he’d tease THE SHIT out of you for it because c’mon

you had 22 chances not to mess up

and you still somehow ended up biasing jisung? lol do better next time

and this is not me and chenle hating on jisung, please—

he’d just find it funny that your bias is his best friend and

hold the fuck up

your bias is his best friend

oH NO NO NO NO NO

i think after realizing that he would lowkey try to keep you two apart because he’s somehow jealous of both????

and if he can’t help it then you can bet your ass he will be screaming all along

it’s his sweet, dummy jisung

with his sweeter and dummier y/n

what is he going to do

probably has a mini-breakdown with kun because like he’s always wanted you two to get along bUT NOT LIKE THAT

kun will just sigh like the tired father he is and pet his back while saying “there, there”

and a genius idea is going to come to chenle’s mind

you know the teasing thing?

well it’s upgrade time

he’s gonna turn into such a try-hard with tmi and embarrassing shit you two have done

and he’s not trying to stop you from being friends

he just wants you to like

know who you’re befriending

bc i think since he’s really really close to jisung, he doesn’t want you getting closer to him bc you like his idol side alone

and he doesn’t want jisung getting close to you just because you’re his partner either

if you had high hopes for each other and ended up kinda falling face-first into the ground bc it was nothing like you had imagined—

he’d be so broken

because he loves you so much :((((

so like, if you can get past the teasing and annoying barrier he’s putting up, he’ll be more than happy to have two of the most important people in his life being buddies

so get ready for it

if you’re the type of person to go batshit crazy when you drink, oh boy, oh boy

so you and the dreamies are just having dinner when lele feels like it’s the perfect time to disclose some of your drunken adventures

“hey y/n”

“yeah babe?”

“remember that time you got really really drunk on vodka and candy and wanted to call your mom”

“chenle the hell don’t talk ab—”

“but then you tried using the microwave as a phone”

“...”

“...”

“or that other time you were equally as drunk and watched the make a wish mv and cried because you noticed the height difference between xiaojun hyung and lucas hyung”

yeah so now’s the part you get up to chase him around the dorms and try to land a kick

BUT WORRY NOT, HE’LL MAKE SURE TO EMBARRASS JISUNG JUST AS MUCH

he likes doing that when it’s just the three of you though

so picture this

movie night the girls boys

chenle would 100% pick the most terrifying horror movie he can find so that he could see jisung clinging to whoever’s closest to him

and then right before a jumpscare, he’d whisper like

“jisung”

“w-what”

“why don’t you do that thing you were doing while you slept last night”

(honestly, i’d be mildly scared if i heard lele say this with no context at all)

and then the jumpscare happens and jisung is nearly fainting and crying at the same time

but chenle is laughing

and trying to get out what he wants to tell you between wheezes

“he-he” <dolphin wheeze> “hE WAS SINGING CHEER UP BY TWICE WHILE SLEEPING” <more wheezes>

and look this is just gonna go on for weeks until you and jisung are over it

and stop being weird and awkward around each other

lele needs you two to be bros ok

so be bros

once you do adapt to being pals with your bias i think chenle would take the teasing down a notch just to make you more comfortable

and like he’s so happy now the three of you can hang out and there’s just no tension

happy chenle is the thing i love the most i swear to gods

and if you don’t adapt to it?

well,,,

i honestly think he’d be pretty disappointed, cus it means to him one of you isn’t ready to fully embrace the weirdness within????

and like what u scared of

jisung is a weirdo, what about it, so are you

either that or he’d think you’re maybe being judgemental

so yeah please accept jisungie and your dumbass boyfriend

then everyone can be besties

i love thinking about the three of you as just this hellbound chaotic trio

because chenji already wreak havoc wherever they go as the two of them

but now that you’re coming along,,,,

no neo would escape from your pranks ever again (and even members of other groups lmfao watch out sehun, i’m talking to you)

and it’s so incredible infuriating in a good way that it just turns to be endearing

you’re cute as fuck so no one gets actually mad with the shit you pull????

which is dangerous, someone should really keep an eye out on the three of you 

we don’t need sm to be on fire

well we kinda do cus they’re pretty bad but not my point

i said somewhere above that chenle would tone the teasing down but i don’t mean he’d stop

bc c’mon guys

he’s chenle

no limits here

but sorry, i really cannot write jealous!chenle cus his heart is just too pure and filled with joy for him to be jealous for real

last scenario?

chenle after a comeback stage: ya y/n, i was gonna ask how was my performance today but you were probably more focused on jisung’s arms right

jisung is choking on water somewhere behind you

Jisung

it’s maknae time <plays i.n’s maknae on top>

i don’t mean to picture jisung as being like

ridiculously innocent or just downright naive because i really dislike it when people do that

he’s a literal 19 yo and jaemin himself has said he’s not as innocent as we think lol

however

i do see him as being quite new to all things love 

i think you’d probably be his first partner and with first relationships comes a lot of other firsts

first kiss maybe, first time holding hands, first time being jealous….

first time being jealous, yes, focus on that

i don’t think jisung would be aware that like

you not biasing him is even a possibility

cuz you’re dating

doesn’t that come along????

ah poor baby i love him

if you biased chenle i think he’d be just

disgusted and weirded out but okay?? you do you i guess???

he’s comfortable enough with lele to not feel intimidated

but if it’s another member

ESPECIALLY one of the oldest ones

i think it would be a blow straight to his confidence 

you biasing ten, kun, taeil, taeyong, doyoung or johnny and maybe yuta would make him feel a bit hesitant and concerned

his first thought would probably be that you don’t like being with someone as young as him

and who knows, maybe you’re even younger than him, maybe you’re the same age, but what if you actually like older guys??

what about him then???

and jisung doesn’t mean to feel so worried and insecure, ok, pls understand where i’m coming from

first relationships normally take like a very long time to build trust and acceptance of the other person’s feelings bc it’s literally a whole new world for you

and that goes extra hard for jisung because he is so fucking whipped for you it’s still hard to believe you like him as much

and it absolutely does not cross his mind that you’d cheat on him with your bias, GODS NO

he really respects you and his hyungs 

so no, never

that’s not a thing that can happen

but you realize you’re too good for him and maybe see he doesn’t fit your ideal type?

well, yes, that’s what he’s thinking

probably goes straight to chenle or renjun (he talks about renjun so much asjahj) to vent and ask for advice

i think they’d be surprised to see what’s going on inside his pretty little head because it’s so obvious for everyone that you just adore jisung

and they do tell him that

however, i don’t think it would completely calm his nerves, and again, this has nothing to do with not trusting you

it’s just that

his hyungs are so cool…

HE CAN’T HELP IT OK

would probably try to mirror your bias (i’m saying it’s taeyong for the sake of what i’ve imagined ok) and like

grasp onto some of his qualities?

so in his mind taeyong is: nice, sweet, caring, amazing, perfect, smart, perfect, sexy, mature and did i mention perfect

i can see him trying some new rap styles that mimic tyong’s a bit???

like would lowkey learn his raps from cherry bomb and superm’s one and listen to recordings frequently to pick up on how taeyong does it

i think he’d also just change the way he acts in general to dodge a bit from his maknae image

so now he tries to speak with a more formal-ish language and learns random facts about things you like to seem more intelligent???

“good morning y/n, you look as beautiful as one of voiello’s paintings today :]”

“wait i thought that was a pasta brand”

he’s just trying to show you he can be mature and serious if you want him to

long story short, he’s not acting like himself (not that he’s childish, he’s just out of it) and you don’t like it, so you ask about it and wait for him to feel comfortable with sharing

when he does talk about it breaks your heart so much :((

you’re going to need some patience to try and show him you’d choose him, and not your bias, even if you had the chance

they’re completely different people and you love him BECAUSE he’s jisung, not for any other reason

please reassure him so he can go back to acting like his authentic self, i think it would be such a relief for him too

your words and affection are obviously enough for him, but if it ever happens that he feels especially low and insecure again, it would help if your bias talks to him too

and taeyong wouldn’t have a problem with it

actually, scratch that, taeyong probably knew what was going on all along

he just has that motherly 7th sense (ay) that is even more acute with the dreamies cus like 

127 has him, wayv has kun, but dream has…

the dreamies

and that, my friend, is terrifying

anyway he’d come to talk to jisung asking like “what’s wrong buddy :(“ and sungie would be a bit ashamed because it sounds so silly when you say it out loud

of course tyong wouldn’t judge him, and he just really has to tell jisung what is it you and he are always talking about

it’s him

“when they come around to talk and hang out here it all goes back to you, jisungie. they can’t spend one second without mentioning your name

it’s so cute; it’s always like ‘oh jisung would love this’ or ‘jisung likes it that way’

so please be kinder to yourself and let yourself see that they’re in love with you, not with me and not with any other member they ever mention”

jisung would feel 10000000% better

and smiley

and giggly

and oh my god do you really talk about him that much

LOOK HE’S BLUSHING

would just go over to your house immediately and hug you, burying his face on your neck from behind you

and not let go

ever again

the whole situation just teaches him a lot about accepting your love for him and not questioning it 

shut up i’m not crying

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final notes: this was my first work after the humanity series and it was so fun lol i think next up is probs gonna be an ideal type scenario for ot23 (but if i really write it i’m gonna post it by subunit and its gonna be way shorter than this, don’t expect 23K words at once lmao)

if you’ve enjoyed this fic please consider reading my humanity series, which is a zombie apocalypse au with kun <3

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