#asks.

[casinootetco]

Holy fuck your hot

-@fuckyeahmyguy

"oh .. thanks? I've never got someone to tell that to me directly."

#asks. #bsd rp blog #bsd rp

[silvery-orchid]

Neuvillette comes off as so charming and subtly manipulative, i think it’s a guarantee that he would win over any in-laws easily.

Imagine Neuvillette slowly developing an obsession with you, but instead of framing you or approaching you directly, he has a few ‘run ins’ with your parents. Helping them with issues that suddenly weren’t there in the past, financial problems, a waning reputation made worse by certain rumors. He really does present himself as the perfect son-in-law. He makes your entire family reliant on him so when the time comes you’ll have no choice but to accept him with the eager approval of everybody around you and the financial pressure building up.

OMG OMG OMGG THIS IS SO TRUE LISTEN.

Imagine you first meet this man in like a vegetable or fruits market (doesn't matter if it is modern au or not) and YOU HATE HIS ASS cus you have been looking at those oranges and apples for hours now and want the best ones and when you come neuvillette is there at the same time AND HE JUST CONVENIENTLY WANTS THOSE.

Que you arguing with him without knowing who he even is and since you had a bad day at work you make it everyone's problem. Then he starts trying to seek you out and ??? Your boss has been put in jail over tax evasion?? Odd but good for you. Wait your division is being relocated? WHY IS THE FRUIT THIEF YOUR NEW BOSS??

Neuvillette tries to get on your good side but it often fails so he changes his tactic to inserting himself in your circles without you knowing. Your parents happen to adore the man they met at the opera last time and wow ..well, well, well, wont you look at him IN YOUR DOORWAY WITH ORANGES AS ONE OF THE THINGS HE BROUGHT TO DINNER. If he touches your elbow with his one more time you will stab his hand or so Lord help you.

Except he will eventually make your entire family rely on him and ask that you become his spouse as a trade off. It seems fair you see. And then when you live in his villa he brings you those oranges all the time that you begin to hate them and try to hit him with their peels when he isnt looking to sustain your sanity.

#asks. #Its like half crack half real i think neuvillette needs a little clown in his life #And you can be that clown for just the simple price of MARRIAGE #neuvillette #genshin neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #yandere neuvillette

[sky-kiss]

To piggyback off of Raphael purring. The dude meowed for funsies. There's the whole cat and mouse rhyme he brings up. He's so cat coded af. He purrs.

Come to me, my children. Come to me and push my cat coded Raphael agenda.

#Asks.

[xbalayage]

Can you pretty please do a fluffy Silvio fic where he's had a rough day and uses you to ground himself, cuddles and kisses and snuggles and super fluffy love sweetness, soft words, Silvio just being his unguarded sweet boy self in the privacy of his room and your embrace

Comfortable

Silvio/Reader Fluff WC: 639

In the comfort of your shared room was the only time he was willing to completely let himself unravel at the seams; the place where he felt the most at peace. With the hustle and bustle of every day life as a royal falling heavy on his shoulders, nothing felt better than the embrace of your warmth and the rhythm of your loving heart in his ear as he laid his head on your chest. His eyes shut after heaving a heavy sigh, using your heart to try and relax his mind. Your fingers were like lapping waves against the shores of his hair, gently soothing and combing through while your other hand laid busy with a book you'd been reading. Every damn day with you, he couldn't believe it more and more. That he could ever be this deserving of you and your pure heart. He'd take it all: the good, the bad and the ugly, as long as it was always you. Those eyes, that smile; he'd do anything for that smile, to preserve it. Name the price and it was yours - but you never wanted a thing. All you ever wanted was the easy going, mundane things that didn't cost a dime. Sure, sometimes it confused him but then he had to remind himself that your whole life, you were raised a commoner with no influence of impurity. The simple, down-to-earth and from the heart things were much more valuable to you than any jewel ever could be. And he was jealous of that; curious, of what life could've been had he just not have been raised in royalty at all. Would he have found the meaning to happiness by those means? Probably not -- if things had strayed from the course your love had sailed on, some other mutt would've gotten their dirty paws...-- "You're grumbling," your angelic voice pulled him from his thoughts, eyes shifting from the pages to observe him with smiling eyes that matched your lips, "what's bothering you?" Fingers gave pause to sweep the bangs from his eyes. Ahh shit.. don't look at him with those sweet, innocent eyes. He's a sucker for them. "Nothin' important," he said, wrapping his outstretched arms around your waist, rubbing his face into your chest like a dog cuddling up to his owner, awaiting for more pets. The sight was adorable and one only you could ever bare witness to; the once tyrant of a man completely demolished his walls to be loved like your loyal dog. You didn't lay any judgement, he was just comfortable with you. And you found it endearing. "Better get some pillows to lay comfortably on, 'cause I'm not movin' from this spot tonight." You couldn't help but laugh. He demanded the cutest things of you, how could you not accommodate him? Silvio didn't say it, but you could tell he had a bad day. If he just wanted to snuggle up to you till he felt like talking or felt better in general, then you'd happily be his life preserver and help keep him afloat. Brushing past some of his hair, your soft lips placed on the top of his head, continuing to lull him to sleep. Adjusting slightly, you reached over and grabbed his pillows to give yourself some cushion, without trying to move him too much. To your surprise, he went to sleep fairly quickly. He must've really felt drained. But it was nice to see such a vulnerable side to him. You'd gladly spend the rest of the time like this if it gives him some peace of mind and happiness. Before you decided to close your own eyes, you leaned down and whispered into his ear, continuing to pet his hair in slow motions until sleep took a hold of you as well. "I love you."

taglist; @nightghoul381, @yvelk, @celiciaa, @drachonia, @alvieeru

#silvio #silvio ricci #ikepri silvio #ikemen prince silvio #ikepri #ikemen prince #<3 #asks. #fics. #my fics. #ikemen prince fanfic #ikepri fanfic

[lqfiles]

hi i have another anon game 🙂

wht memes of nct would u assign ur anons (if u can think of any)

THIS IS A FUN GAME idk if you meant memes as in “funny things they’ve said” but i’m gonna do reaction pictures because i have so many saved 😅💔 okayy so instead of assigning them with a reason i’ll just assign them based on vibes.. like no reason at all

the order: 🪼/🌷/🍓/🐇/🫧/🍄/🧸/🦦/🧃/slendy

#asks. #from anon #actually 🪼 one is intentionally bc of when they complained about jaehyun’s pcs LOLLLL #🌷 is bc they’re dramatic (positive)

[jondrettegirls]

"your type" by carly rae jepsen is an eponine song, thank you for your time

[ID: a comic following éponine and marius’s relationship from “les misérables,” starting with eponine watching marius and cosette talk in the garden through the gate, to éponine juxtaposed by marius walking by her while she stops, slumped, and finally her dying in his arms. this is paired with the lyrics, “i bet she acts so perfectly / you probably eat up every word she says / and if you ever think of me / i bet i’m just a flicker in your head / but i still love you, i’m sorry / i’m sorry, i love you.” end ID.]

IM NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL FOR YOU. AND IM NOT GOING TO PRETEND. THAT IM THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU’D CALL MORE THAN A FRIEND

#sorry for replying a day late anon but its bcuz i needed everyone to see ur vision #scheduled post #since im already replying late i may as well schedule it lmfao #but anyway thank u sm anon added this to my eponine playlist immediately UR VISION!!! #asks. #on my art. #les mis #eponine #marius #cosette #les miserables

[iworshipsappho]

Wanna talk about queer platonic bench with me:3

YEYESYESSSS LET MY BOY BE LOVEDDDD holy shit yeah. just the post death post revival c!tommy and trying to fit in and seeing c!beeduo have this dynamic and he doesnt know where to fit in. but also, they love him but he doesnt know how much ranboo grieved, he doesnt kow how much they fucking love him so he think they're just tolerating him until he has to go away again. but like. they want him. forever. aaaaaaa

#asks. #zgmoony #c!benchtrio

[giselle-clarke]

Happy Easter, wonderful Giselle! I hope you are having a fantastic Sunday.

Hey, Fran Fran! Happy Easter to you too. My parents usually do a chill get together for Easter so I'm just gonna eat, drink, relax, and annoy Santana (@limalatina) with our fur baby.

How's it going with the Fabrays?

#asks. #answered: frannie

[thestruggleitself]

yes marx hates you now

🙁…….. because i don’t want to walk up stairs to get home 🏢 every day 🥺

#posts. #asks.

[cashandprizes]

GIVE ME STRIPPER AU OR GIVE ME DEATH

beloved zo, hello darling 💖💖

as usual, my wips are below the cut

au where Gavin is getting his bag and his meals at the same time as a stripper at an empowered club, Lasko/Freelancer are already together but poly with eventual Gavin/Lasko/FL, Lasko-centric thank you to my sunshine for being my eternal Lasko inspiration, strip club typical events

Summary from my WIP - I also posted a wip of this yesterday

"The semester ends at DAMN, the rest of the DAMN squad are still friends. They all decide that to celebrate the semester being over and to get Lasko out, they’re going to go to this strip club that is getting rave reviews and live a little. Lasko is terrified, easily flustered, but so very horny and he doesn’t want to say no. So they go, and they walk in and there’s Gavin bent over holding someone’s face into his ass while he twerks in the skimpiest set of lingerie ever seen. Lasko, despite being the subbiest sub to have ever subbed, sees all the muscles and the control Gavin has and is weak in the knees.

Gavin, being an incubus, can literally feel the attraction directed towards him and makes eye contact with Lasko and winks and Lasko almost has a heart attack and requires Full Team Support to recover from this blow.

The best part about Gavin is that he can go from bratty twink in lingerie on a stage performance with the pole to dom hunk as he works the floor covered in oil. Lasko has it bad, immediately. I really just need Freelancer to pay for Lasko to get a lap dance from Gavin, and for Lasko to turn red and cause a light breeze that musses Gavin’s hair while he pulls some Magic Mike moves. Lasko comes in his pants and is very fucking embarrassed."

#speed run #zozo 01 #asks. #redacted audio #redactedasmr #redacted asmr #redacted #redactedverse #redacted lasko #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #writing tag #gavin/lasko/freelancer

[kkooongie]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny. ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

OMG ANON IM SO SO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE but it was so fun at the same time hehehe but srsly im so sorry of how late im doing this. also if i get any of your biases wrong IM SORRY :'D

@wonumatics + wonwoo in "college friends to lovers". yeah the two of you probably became friends after being the only two members in the ten member group project who actually worked and lo and behold! maybe wonwoo is cute. and maybe...wonwoo thinks the same too.

@thepoopdokyeomtouched + mingyu in "met though mutual friends". honestly you were losing track of all the friends your friend was currently introducing you to until you saw mingyu. and honestly mingyu was feeling bored until he started talking to you. now its just mingyu trying to babysit a wild you but hey you both love each other this way.

@aaniag + soonyoung in "meet cute". when people said kids love the zoo, the last thing you expected was your nephew to start crying on seeing the tigers roar. until a stranger took it up as his personal mission to make your nephews realise they weren't as bad as they sounded. the same stranger whom you were sharing an ice cream with (without any nephews).

@nishloves + soonyoung in "met through mutual friends". when your friend wonwoo texted you saying he unfortunately had to bring a friend over for your pvp session, you didn't expect the said friend to be...such a cutie. and right now you were on purpose destroying him just to see soonyoung's cute sigh of frustration. and soon it became a regular thing until even wonwoo wasn't invited to your sessions. or...date as soonyoung called it.

@haecien + minghao in "museum dates". you hadn't meant to spill your dirty water on his clothes. really. the pain box happened to slip out of your hand as a new surge of crowd walked into the room, knocking over the jar of water onto the stranger beside you. and you opened your mouth to quickly apologise but you froze, because right in front of you was the most beautiful stranger you had ever seen. and the rest was history.

@slytherinshua + joshua in "picnic au". your expectation for the perfect sunset picnic was completely ruined when a dog ran amok and knocked over all your food. until your perfect neighbour joshua appeared suddenly to your rescue. and now as you sipped tea with him under the sun, you realised that maybe it wasn't too bad.

@mangocustard16 + seokmin in "childhood best friends to lovers". seokmin was your everything. quite literally because if not said best friend then who else? but he added lover to the everything after kissing the corner of your lips one drunken evening, murmuring how much he loved you and making you realise that so did you.

@weird-bookworm + vernon in "library au". was vernon a library person? no he always prefered the movies. but would he be willing to stay in the library for hours if it meant staring at you and maybe, maybe talking to you? sign this man up immediately.

@nonononranghaee + seungcheol in "fake dating au". reason for fake dating (lie vers): 'i need someone with me for my sister's wedding'. reason for fake dating (truth vers): 'i'm in love with you and i've heard dating opens up new sides of people so maybe i'll find something icky about you'.

#GUYS I LITERALLY MADE THIS A HOW YOU MEET SVT IM SORRY IF THIS WASNT WAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #ANYWAYS I HAD GREAT FUN! #if you all think my writing is nice check out my writing blog @gyu-effect :D #just kidding lmfao #asks.

[silvery-orchid]

ahhh 😭 sorry about ranting too much about our Fontaine boy but,, imagine Furina noticing and teasing him about his obsession with his wife?? YOU KNOW she’d causally bring this up during high profile trials and in front of the audience. Just to cause rumors to swirl and bring more interest to the trial.

There is no need to apologize!! I feel like Furina would definitely make certain remarks but she would make them into hints to make the courtroom even more interesting and to upkeep the mystery and theatrics of it all. But she manages to get under his skin anyway.

The thing is, lovestruck Neuvillette would I feel be so,,,,he would still have a blank stare and the blank face but why did he spend all his time at this big banquet only looking at his darling sitting at a different table and eating? Certainly lacking etiquette at that. Wipe that pastry off your face! He'd use his thumb if only you weren't so far.

He just blank stared for 45 minutes across the room like do you know how disturbing that is for others to see? Charlotte hated it since she couldn't get good shots of him for the entire time

#asks. #genshin neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #genshin impact #This is just regular lovestruck pathetic man

[xbalayage]

if you’re inspired, silvio + insomnia ily

7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am.

It was late in the night, and definitely not planned for. Time had escaped him during a scheduled inventory sweep of a recent shipment; due to an injury caused by a worker of his, failing to follow safety protocols, the anticipated time ended up taking longer. Luckily, instead of it escalating any further than needed, Silvio was able to talk the guy into his silence and sent for a physician to check on his injuries which ended up not being life-threatening. He heaved a big sigh, brushing his hands together at a job well done, everything accounted for and a bullet dodged all in one night — all he wanted more than anything now, was just to lay up with the woman he loved and hadn't seen since early morning.

As the days grow by of finally accepting his feelings, you filtered through his mind more often than before, always wanting to spend every waking minute with you and as much as he love nothing more than that, he had responsibilities that needed tending to that he trusted no one else to perform than himself. Giving the dazzling sea of stars a glance over, he strode back towards an already called upon carriage to head back to his home of a palace. A home he shared with you.

Once arriving back, you've made him hyper aware of how his steps carry through the halls and the sounds of his jewelry echo with each step, so in times he comes home late like this, he tries to be sufficient at lessening those sounds; partially because surprising you was a fun endeavor as well, getting to see the sudden smile breach your features made his long day worthwhile.

Some nights, it was hard to really give a certain time of when he'd be back home, so you'd often stay up, awaiting for him to enter the doors to your shared room, curled up warm by the candlelight with a new book in hand and the moon's caress shining from the windows onto your body. He could already picture the beauty of the sight now— his ethereal, bookworm looking goddess. The sight was even more pleasing when you didn't hear him coming.

So when he approached the doors, he went to open them quietly. However, to his surprise, the butterfly feeling in his stomach twisted to a gut wrenching one when he didn't see you in bed, in the bathroom, or on the balcony. Anxiety and panic suddenly flooded his rational thinking, leading his thoughts into multiple directions: did you finally get tired of him, were you hurt somewhere alone or had a kidnapper come to use you for ransom? He had to shake his head and pinch the bridge of his nose.

Stop being pathetic and think. She wouldn't just vanish on ya even if she was tired of you. She'd give me a piece of her mind before that. There's no way in hell she's hurt, I have the best people to watch over and treat her in a worst case scenario. And if someone had the brain the size of Glumskull's, they'd leave a ransom note at least and I don't see shit anywhere. Think; where else could she be this late at night?

And that's when it hit him.

He didn't leave any more time to think and acted, making quick work leaving the room and heading down the hall with a mission in mind, not paying any mind to his footsteps and the jingle of his necklaces. He just hoped he learned you enough and his intuition was correct.

Once pushing the door open, he hadn't realized his heart had been racing as the minutes passed but it finally relaxed and fell to a soft rhythm again once his eyes reached your form in the corner of the library, curled up by a single light of a candle with your nose in a book. It must be a good read because you didn't even notice him enter the room, your eyes probably adapted to only the area around you. It was a little chilly tonight, why weren't you wearing anything more to warm yourself?

He mentally clicked his tongue, immediately moving to undo his cloak as he approached you, wrapping it around your shoulders. You jumped at the sudden presence of another person, finally relinquishing your gaze from your novel to look up at the man you'd been awaiting for his return. He could tell from the look in your eye that sleep was teetering at the seems and you had been trying hard to fight it back.

"Why didn't ya bring a blanket? Are you tryin' to get sick? How come you came to the library? The bed's more comfortable and warm than this cold room."

You rubbed at your eye and allowed a yawn to escape your lips. He couldn't help but smile at how adorable you were being.

"The bed was lonely without you. I was just trying to pass the time until you came home, I didn't want to go to sleep without you."

Ah, damn it. A blush crept to his cheeks upon hearing your honest words. It was crazy how bad you were for his heart. Without a second more, he scoops you from the ground and into his arms which you gladly allow him to do, finding yourself comfortable in his embrace. You breathed in a deep whiff of his scent before adjusting deeper into his arms. "Mmm.. I missed you."

How can you still say such embarrassing things? You say them even more when you're on the verge of sleep too. He hopes you know that one day, you were going to be the death of him. He couldn't help his smile. You were like a vulnerable child in his arms; so honest and innocent. He leaned in, leaving a loving kiss to your forehead that lingered a few seconds long before speaking once more.

"Ha, I missed you too, silly. C'mon, sweetheart, let's go to bed."

#silvio #silvio ricci #ikepri silvio #ikemen prince silvio #ikepri #ikemen prince #asks. #fics. #my fics. #ikemenlibrary #I MISSED WRITING SILVIO I FELT INSPIRED TO WRITE TONIGHT AND I'M SO GLAD I DID #TUMBLR I WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO ENJOY SOFT SILVIO WITH ME fhdjsakfd

[lqfiles]

my love u deserve these photos of hyuck looking so unreal,, our literal lord and saviour🙏🙏

love u babes🩷🩷

MY HAECHANNIE 😭😭😭😭 MY BABYBEAR 😭😭😭😭 MY BABYGIRL 😭😭😭😭 SOMEONE TAKE ME DOWN NOOOOOWWW…

ever since they discovered that haechan looks nice with black long hair the stylists have been AMAZING by continuously giving him that hairstyle.. THANK YOU BAE I LOVE YOU FOR THIS 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️💗💗💗💗🥹🥹🥹🥹 he looks like a literal angel

#asks. #mutuals! #from naids <3 #everyone make sure to read naids haechan smau RIFHT NOW #these two pictures changed me as a sunflower.. #i love you naids omg..

[neuviussy]

Not Neuvi being a one pump chump😔

500 years of emotional constipation just for him to get laid and go “oopsie”

he deserves unspeakable thigns done to him

#we have very different povs i think #but anyways #neuvillette #genshin x reader #genshin smut #focalors #the queen is dead #genshin impact #neuvillette x reader #asks.

[giselle-clarke]

Release your camera roll from Mexico! (I know that thing is a gold mine). 📸 😈

You could have looked through said camera roll yourself, you know? But since you asked so nicely, here's everything from Mexico. You're welcome.

#asks. #answered: santana #sb 24.