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mylevisdontfitanymore · 11 months

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I don’t know what to do w this thought bc there is no plot but I’ve been thinking a lot abt stucky Wandavision au w belly kink and it’s just all sweet and innocent at first yk 1950s all pg and sweet and it just dives into an absolutely kinky hellfest of Bucky stuffing Steve making him burst out of his suit each decade with just a fatter Steve with different popular foods of the era and is KSBDKD ekem anyways -🐮

This is gonna be another case of me admitting that I am not a good Marvel fan because... I didn't watch WandaVision 🫣🫣 BUT you're a goddamn genius because that concept is so hot.

With every decade, Steve gets fatter. Fatter and fatter and fatter. Testing the limits of all these different styles of clothes. Finding new favorite types of food. Each morning, Steve leaves their home a little larger and a little slower until... maybe he won't be leaving at all 😳

Warning for stucky belly kink, (probably) historical inaccuratacies, weight gain, stuffing, clothes destruction/tight clothes, immobility, some name calling (pig, whale, etc.), and all that kinky goodness below.

1950s

I'm thinking about the excess that was the 1950s in America.

The post-WWII booming economy lends itself to this picture-perfect life that is seemingly within reach (if you were white, middle class, and heterosexual). A house, a car, a dog, children, etc. And all this overflow - this excess speeds up Steve's gain like nothing else. Bucky is a stay-at-home house husband, while Steve goes out to work; so, that also speeds Steve's gain because Bucky has to keep himself busy, he's got to do something other than clean, launder clothes, pay bills, or whatever. Cooking and grocery shopping fills most of his time in a way he enjoys.

Bucky always ends up cooking too much - making too much food for just the two of them. Then, because he's made too much, he overuses ingredients, and he has to go back to the store to get more... maybe he should get more when he's there? Right? He needs to buy more ingredients so he doesn't have to come as often. Steve ate everything Bucky cooked anyway, so it's not like it was actually too much, right?

Right?

So, at the start of the decade, Steve is nice and strapping. Under his pressed shirt, suit jacket, suspenders, and trousers, he's got a full fucking six pack, tight, high pecs, and broad as hell shoulders with legs that go on for days. But Bucky is getting good at building a soft husband. With every dish he perfects, every meal he cooks, he gets closer and closer to a chubby husband. Every day.

Hamburger, tuna fish, and chicken casseroles; meat loaf; fried chicken and deep-fried vegetables; mac and cheese; spam and canned ham; spareribs and salisbury steak; hot dogs; buttery mashed potatoes; banana cream pies, cherry angel food cake, and pineapple upside-down cake... all popular foods that Steve readily eats. And eats.

No matter how much Bucky makes, Steve will try to finish it all. He deeply appreciates being cooked for and he wants to show his appreciation. Even if, at the start, not everything is perfect.

If Steve doesn't finish it all by dessert, Bucky knows it will be gone by the time he wakes up with Steve in the morning. Steve gets up for work, Bucky gets up to make his hardworking husband breakfast, sending him off with a full belly (nevermind the fact that Steve is still gurgling through his dinner from the day prior and his midnight snack turned midnight feast).

Anyway-

Steve becomes accustomed to coming come from a long day at work to delicious smells emanating from the kitchen. It's never long before Bucky comes out, full frilly apron and all, and steers Steve into their dining room, sitting him down and serving up all the different dishes he's made for that day in a seemingly endless stream.

Steve compliments and moans his way through all of the dishes. Trying every single one. Not just trying a bite of each, but eating the lion's share of every dish. He makes sure Bucky has his fill, but everything else goes toward Steve. He can't help it. He's a stubborn, determined guy. Even if it didn't taste good (which it does, Steve could be convinced he's in heaven), Steve would be eating it all. But it does taste good. And he wants his husband to know he's doing good. So... down it all goes.

Until, by the time dessert is rolled own, Steve has his hands flat on the table over top of his knife and fork where they rest on his placemat. His glass is empty for now, he's gulped down glass after glass of milk with his meal, and he'll have a few more before he's done - the fatty drink bloating him by filling in all the cracks that fold can't fit into. Steve's got his head bowed, and his chest is heaving. Eyes squeezed shut.

Full.

"F-full," Steve puffs out, his lips slick. But, he's not done.

As he's stuffed his face, his tie has shifted to the side, exposing his shirt buttons. A while ago, Bucky helped him messily roll up his shirt sleeves as to not get them (more) dirty. He looks disheveled. Every shallow breath leaves his stretched stomach expanding more, truly testing the limits of his previously nicely starched shirt. Now his shirt is stained. He isn't a messy eater, but with all he's eating, there's no way that he wouldn't drop something on his swelling belly, beginning to split his suspenders apart and crush his belted slacks down.

The more often they do this, the more they settle into this time period, the more the buttons of Steve's shirts gape - little diamonds growing between each button, exposing more and more of his ribbed undershirt.

Someday, they're gonna bust. Coming off one by one. Pop. Pop. Pop. Bucky's toes curl just thinking about it. The release of each one, too tight, Steve's pot belly - his swelling gut, a beer gut under construction - forcing them to come flying off. Then, his belly rounding out. Expanding into the new space. Happy to be released and ready for more with the added space and freedom.

1960s

Bucky mourns the loss of visible straining buttons with the change of fashion following the decade. Or, actually, he mours the loss right up until he gets to stuff his heavier husband again. In his new clothes.

Then, when he does stuff him in this new style (with new foods, of course), Bucky is suddenly much happier. Not just from stuffing him. He's much happier because, as it turns out, the buttons being hidden isn't that bad. Not at all 🤤

With his stuffy little sweater over his dress shirt, covering his tie and gaping buttons and struggling, worn-out belt, Bucky suddenly gains a whole new level of appreciation for sweaters - the sweater makes him look even chunkier. A layer of softness over his softness. Rounding him out even more. Padding him just that little bit more.

The sweater balloons out and out, showing the indents of each straining button underneath until...

His belly gets to be too much, too big, and his sweater creeps up, showing off the bottom of his button-up shirt where it's getting tugged out of his unbearably tightly belted pants.

That little sliver of his shirt. Exposed. It makes Bucky crazy.

And, oh, there's the waist band of his pants (not for long, his belly will start hanging over before long), too. A little bit.

Just a peak.

A tease that leaves Bucky unable to do anything but feed Steve a whole course by hand, packing food into him with the goal to push the hem of his sweater up higher and higher on the dome of his gut. He wants that dress shirt to come untucked from the stretch he's putting Steve's tummy through, too.

He wants it.

He wants to see the slow, drawn-out progression. The tease. Up and up and up; rounder and rounder and rounder.

Another perk of the sweater is the heat it brings. Steve's a big, growing boy, so he already gets hot fast. But, it only gets worse with his fat and added sweater insulation. Now when he stuffs himself - or when Bucky stuffs him - he turns the prettiest pink then red. Glistening with sweat. 🥵

Overtaxed.

Overheated.

Overfed.

More and more every day, more and more every year, Steve looks more overfed. Fatter. Heavier. Rounder.

(That might be the part about time, how it blends into a montage of growth.)

Sweaters and vests aren't Bucky's favorite 60s trend, though. Far from it. Bucky's favorite thing about the 60s is how suddenly everyone is into finger foods.

Deviled eggs, skewered meatballs in sweet-and-sour sauce, celery stuffed with cream cheese, cheese balls, etc. Anything you can eat with your hands, no silverware. Also, with the finger food comes dips. Clam dip, onion dip, and many more that Bucky would've never thought to make on his own. Dips for dipping little bits of food gripped between fingers.

And finger foods are fucking awesome because Steve eats then messily. At first, he shoves them inhumanly fast into his face, moaning and gasping and sighing. He comes home feeling starved (re: after not being stuffed to the brim, hardly able to move, during the workday), and seeing all the little pieces of food turn him into a monster. A hungry beast. He plows through the little morsels. Never getting enough. Steve uses one hand to settle his swelling gut, and his other hand blurs as he rapidly goes between trays of food and his mouth. Again, eating like an animal. An animal of Bucky's making - he trained him to eat like a pig after all.

When Steve finally slows down, rubbing his tummy and patting it, trying to get his belly to digest faster so he can have more, Bucky gets to swoop in. Another reason finger foods are fucking great. He picks up the little foods delicately and tucks them into Steve's still watering mouth.

With every mouthful, Steve's lips and tongue brush his fingers. It's electric, the wet, hot, slick feeling of his mouth. Pure sin.

Bucky's hands are close enough to Steve to feel it when he moans or when he burps, the hot rush of desperate air. Steve only burps around Bucky's fingers when it comes up so suddenly that Steve can't turn his head to the side to burp more politely. Privately, that gives Bucky quite the thrill, his dirty, hungry pig. Burping uncontrollably. Sure, moaning is hot as hell, but there's something extra about his burps.

Also, about the gurgling of his gut.

His gut under that fucking sweater, dress shirt, and tie. Now he's not just bloated anymore, though... not after a decade of stuffing, now he's got fat. His gut is bloated all the time, glutted fully, but he's also fat. He's soft.

He's never been more handsome, but he's only going to get more handsome as he gets fatter.

1970s

With the turn of the decades, Bucky buys himself more clothes and gets himself familiar with rising food trends, and he also does as he always does, buying Steve new clothes, too. Usually, though, he buys what he knows Steve will wear. Just underwear for sleeping. Blue jeans and t-shirts for non work clothes. And formal work clothes. Boring and simple because Steve's never really cared about his body or looks, uncaring so long as he keeps functioning, but he's so handsome it doesn't matter that he doesn't care so much about fashion. This time, though, Bucky also buys what he hopes Steve will wear. Because something catches his eye.

He can't help himself.

He hopes with everything in him, that Steve will wear some of the tiny, little shorts that have come into fashion for men.

He desperately wants to see Steve in tiny shorts.

So, he buys a few pairs. Some jean shorts that look unforgiving and might cut his doughy waist in delicious halves, some softer more sweatpants-like shorts that will be easier on his sensitive, overstuffed body, and a pair that are modeled like women's athletic shorts, just for the shits and giggles of seeing Steve in something designed for athleticism.

Despite buying them with the intention to get Steve in them, Bucky's still not prepared for it when it happens. He doesn't even have to use his puppy dog eyes or have to wait to ask Steve until he's stuffed and pliable! Steve just shrugs and agrees to it. He's gotten more and more pliable (more domesticated) the larger he's gotten. Maybe it's the fat slowing his body and mind down. Maybe it's making him dumber to be full and indulged all the time. Maybe be stuffed satiates him, leaving him without any room to be stubborn or argue.

Either way, Bucky gets Steve into them. And he is unprepared.

Steve is poured into the little shorts. Not only is there no space between his pale, bare thighs, his thighs squish together, trying to find more space - they're so soft, wide, and excessive - and not getting any. His massive ass hangs out the back of the shorts. Dimpled and round. Like cake. Soft, soft cake that Bucky wants to bite.

His poor husband works up a sweat, waddling from one side of the room to the other and back again and again when Bucky tells him to. He wants to see that ass move.

He's. chunked. up.

Also, also, there's his hips. Those trim, little hips are nowhere to be seen. Instead, his tiny waist has expanded. His love handles hang out of his undershirt - a ribbed, white tank top - and lap over the waist of the shorts. His tummy has really, really started hanging recently; it's just as exposed as his fat sides. It's so heavy and large. Swollen like a fat tear drop.

He looks edible.

As compensation for being forced to strut his overweight, plush, pale body around their living room, Bucky feeds him his entire dinner by hand. And he does it from the couch. TV trays have been popular since their inception in the 50s, but Bucky has always gotten more of a kick out of feeding Steve at the table. Progressively watching his belly approach the table, then push over the edge of the table and spill onto his placemat as he's gotten bigger; progressively watching his hips fill his dining chair; progressively watching Steve struggle harder and harder to walk out of the dining room when he's finally finished, stuffed full.

Now, Bucky breaks out the (slightly out of fashion) trays.

He sets up the feast, course by course. Some of it is actual food: pineapple chicken, quiche, stuffed veggies, and cheese logs. Some of it is snacks, more and more processed crap becoming more common: cereal, crackers, chips, etc. And some of it is dessert: carrot cake and pudding.

Before he eats any of it, though, those little shorts are swallowed by Steve's heft. The scrap of fabric is hidden under his massive muffin top. Bucky digs his fingers into those pudgy love handles and groans.

"Gonna feed you outta these," he promises, voice gone all breathy.

Steve bats his eyelashes and lets his mouth drop open, expectant, and so outrageously hot. After the first bite, he speaks, though, chewing, then licking his lips, "you always do."

"Mmm-hmm, you wouldn't know how hard I had to look to find these in your size."

Steve makes a sound, but his mouth is stuffed fill.

"It was so hard. I wonder if they're gonna stop making anything big enough for you soon."

Stee swallows thickly, "they wouldn't."

Bucky stuffs a heaped fork into his mouth. Making a noise of consideration.

"You hear the news, people are just gettin' fatter. Year after year."

"You're getting fatter."

"Uh-huh."

"Gonna get so fat for me."

"I already am. 'M huge."

"Gonna make you fatter. Huger."

"Yeah," Steve moans, his eyes shut, entirely trusting Bucky, "Gonna get too fat for fat America to even keep up with me."

(I know obesity was actually declared an epidemic in the 80s, but shhhh)

1980s

The 80s brings pasta salad, beef stroganoff, sloppy joes, pudding pops, 7-layer dip, blackened meat, bread bowls, cool ranch Doritos, and Hot Pockets. And Steve tackles it all looking like the hottest, fattest bad boy. Maybe like a mobster boss with his light wash jeans that look like they're painted on and his black leather jacket that he can't zip up. He could zip it up around his gut for, like, a week. Then, he outgrew it. Like everything. That gut.

God.

His gut has grown obscenely round. Like a ball. A beach ball. Maybe a small yoga ball. It forces his legs to spread when he walks, even if he isn't full, and it makes his back arch, too.

It's heavy. He complains about it. It's hard to lug around. He gets embarrassed when he's forced to sit down and then get up because he has to put so much effort into getting up. Heaving himself to his feet. Grunting. Bracing his back as if he's expecting. Getting up from the bed in the morning, getting up from the table after breakfast, getting into and out of his car to get to work, getting out of his office chair for lunch, getting out of his lunch chair, and on and on.

He has a hard time moving.

Bucky can tell.

Steve puts on his leather jacket and jeans on the weekend and then parks his ass in his recliner. He only moves when he has to go to the bathroom. Otherwise, he sits all day. Eating. Watching TV. Letting Bucky lower his recliner into a 180° line so Bucky actually has room to ride him. (One of the only ways to have sex now, with how large Steve has grown). There ain't no way Bucky would be able to get to his dick with that fat, thick belly in the way. There isn't even any room on his lap anymore. The monster of always-hungry gut has it monopolized. And his thighs are nearly too wide, too fat for Bucky to comfortably straddle.

But...

Bucky is a little obsessed with his leather jacket.

Sometimes, when he's half riding him, taking his cock, half feeding him a sloppy joe that makes him look like a pig, smeared over his mouth and chin, he will slap Steve's gut until he sucks in with a pained groan. Then, Bucky'll use all his strength to pull the sides of his leather jacket together, and he will wiggle the zipper up as far as it can go.

Steve grunts and moans and burps.

If he has the air, his lungs compressed by his gut, Steve will moan, "it hurts! Buck! I- I can't! M' too full!" But usually he can't even complain. He just has to take it.

When he stops sucking in, the zipper flies down.

Or, it usually does.

One afternoon, the pressure of his fat is too much for his jacket. Steve is bubbly and drunk and burping and Bucky is so close, writhing on top of him. And Steve's gut surprises them both by breaking the zipper.

It bursts open.

Instantly, Bucky's hands are all over that gut, and he's coming. All Steve can do is moan. Blinded with the release. His belly is stretched. Tight. Hanging off of his body. He's gonna fucking pop. Too much.

When did he get this fat?

Why does it make him so horny?

God.

He whines, almost choking out a sob, grabbing for Bucky's still slim hips with fat fingers, as he cries, "more, more, moremoremoremore."

1990s

Steve may spend all of the 90s on a sugar high because he eats like a fucking kid throughout the years. All the sugar. All the processed crap. It's addictive. He swears. They have to put something in it. He smashes through boxes and boxes of snacks. All at once. The amount he goes through in just a week is unbelievable. He's a fucking black hole, well, not exactly... because Bucky knows exactly where all the food goes. His ever-swelling husband.

Steve eats it all, lunchables, hot pockets, bagel bites, pizza rolls, gushers, string cheese, fish sticks, fruit by the foot, toaster strudel, etc.

All literal junk. Junk food.

Bucky feeds him real food, too, of course. But Steve swears it feels like he can't get enough. Not enough food. Not enough of the fake, processed shit. Even when he's fighting his body's physical ability to fit more inside of himself, he can't have enough. He needs more. More sugar that his brain needs. More rich, homemade food that he will always eat, and will especially eat if Bucky gives him those puppy dog eyes, too.

So, what is he supposed to do but eat?

Admittedly, throughout the decades, Steve's never felt this out of control. He is, though. He's so out of control. And it feels so good.

He doesn't want control back. He only wants more.

Despite his vivacious hunger, Steve still can't believe how fast he's piling on the pounds. It's like he can feel himself blowing up. Like, if he leaves a hand on his gut, it'll expand visibly under his palm. Hot, gurgly, and only tight when he's at his absolute maximum. Most of the time, he's officially too fat to know when he's packed to the brim.

Nothing feels better.

Nothing fucks his mind more than thinking when he puts his hands on his body, he'll find a rock hard, bloated tummy only to sink his fingers into jiggly waves of fat; an ocean of fat. And it's all him.

His belly.

His fat.

Steve can, for a little, hide the bloat the shitty food leaves him with with the oversized, still bad-boy, grunge-like clothing of the decade, but he outgrows it so fast that he never can hide it for too long.

Even those JNCO jeans and baggy flannels can't contain his massive body. His belly. His love handles. His ass. His thighs. His rolls. He's too big. Too big for anything to be oversized on him.

Bucky buys him clothes more often throughout this decade than any other. It's not just in Steve's head. He is speeding through the pounds. Day in, day out, he's growing.

He's always eating. Always sweating. Always moaning.

If his mouth isn't full of food, he's sleeping, showering, using his mouth on Bucky, or he's chugging teeth-rotting soda. The carbination makes him burp so easily, and the burps shift all that food inside him around, allowing his belly to create just a little more room. Room that Steve instantly has to fill.

It's kinda like his body is finally taking after his hunger. When there's any tiny amount of space in his belly, his mind tells him he's starving and he has to fill it; if there's a tiny amount of slack in his clothes, his body expands to fill it. With so much fat and so much food, Steve's eyes are heavily lidded constantly. He feels drunk all the time when he's pigged out. Slow and lazy and uncoordinated. All he can do is let Bucky feed him and let Bucky take pleasure in his blubbery, irresistible body.

2000s

Diets, raw diets, explode in the 2000s, but Bucky won't let Steve hear a word of it. He skips the fruit smoothies and salads and replaces them for Steve with more junk food. Pepsi. Energy drinks. Cupcakes. Cake pops. Pizza. There's also, again, meatloaf and mac 'n cheese. Chicken pot pie, too.

Steve keeps going. He keeps stuffing down junk on top of all the actual food. He keeps gaining and gaining and gaining. It's a barrage, constantly, of food.

"Buck," Steve's loose lips slur, "'m-I'm fat."

"You're not just fat, Stevie. You're huge. A hog. Massive. Enormous. A whale. Immense. A fucking yoga ball of blubber, baby."

"Yeah," Steve whines, rubbing the bloated sides of his gut that he can reach. "Fat."

"No, baby, you're more than fat. You're massive. Say it-" Bucky commands, jiggling his heavy belly.

"I'm m-massive."

"So fucking fat that I can't believe it. Need more words to tell you how huge you are."

Steve just shivers, looking as if he's suspended in orgasm. Getting off on being told how unbelievably big he has grown to be, and how much more bigger he is going to get.

Regardless of his size, Bucky isn't so sure that Steve is aware of the change in style. He's pretty sure he's just aware of his inflating body and the food. The new foods. The returning foods.

Into the Future

When he's not working, Bucky swears Steve is constantly in a food coma. Even when his eyes are open, he's all dopey. Zoned out and happier than Bucky has ever seen him so long as he's eaten within the last 30 minutes.

What a big, fat dumbass.

The perfect husband.

I don't even know what alternative universe this is; I didn't think this far because this is just a mess of horny, but I would like to imagine that by this point (the 2010s, 2020s, etc.), they have more than enough money to retire, OR maybe Steve is still working for a while, but he starts being able to work from home with computers becoming better and more common, so he doesn't have to leave. No more calories wasted by needing to walk or spend lunch away from his feeder husband.

But, just because he can, he still forces himself into clothes. At first. He doesn't need to because he's not seeing anyone else, he may as well be naked all day every day, exposing his white, soft fat that's striped with stretch marks from decades of indulgence, ballooning like biscuit dough from a little cardboard tube.

Still, he keeps forcing himself into clothes for some time.

He does it until he can't.

It happens seemingly overnight.

Suddenly, he's too fat. Too big. Even his shirts large enough to look like a tent on a normal sized human are too small. He can hardly walk by himself, so, of course, dressing himself is out of the question. His body is just too big. Round. Heavy. All he's good for is eating.

He's overqualified for stuffing himself. It's all he's been focusing on for decades, after all. Steve always ate like it was his job, packing down delicious, fatty calories by inhaling food until he was on the cusp of bursting, forming new stretch marks before Bucky's very eyes, but now it is his job.

"Grow for me," Bucky whispers worshipfully, "that's all you gotta do, baby. Grow." Crawling all over his overflowing body.

And grow Steve does.

Until he's bigger than he could've ever imagined being.

Steve's stomach is massive - a huge, round, plush ocean of fat attached to his front. Thick and blubbery. His ass is dimpled and just as massive with thighs to match. His heavy body leaves him lumbering and waddling whenever he does manage to get up. Awkward but also so fucking hot with the way he jiggles all over as he manages one foot in front of the other.

Meanwhile, Bucky spends his time still cooking but also loving on his massive husband. He's always worshipping all that fat, massaging and groping and fucking it. He's irresistible. Unbelievably attractive in his truest form - a show winning hog.

As Bucky feeds and fucks his rolls, Steve just lies there, his head tipped back, food in his plush mouth, panting. Chest heaving; moobs wobbling. Splattering come somewhere deep in his rolls as his fat rubs and moves against him just right - that's all the stimulation he gets these days, his dick has been swallowed by his lard.

There isn't a time when Steve isn't stuffed to feeling as if he's gonna pop. Even though it takes so much more to fill his stretched-out tummy these days. Even in the middle of the night (because Bucky wakes him up to funnel shakes or melted ice cream straight into his ever-expanding gut).

By this point in their long lives, Steve's the size of their mattress.

A full, huge glutton.

And Steve doesn't want to stop. Neither does Bucky. With every mouthful of food, Steve moans just as loud as he always has, praising Bucky's cooking like he's a God (and he practically is at this point, he's spent so many years perfecting his craft). Plus, Steve's just as eager to try new foods. Still, Steve's just as pleased to add pounds, stretch marks, and rolls to his oversized body. The only difference is that now, popping buttons or bursting seams are not bench marks for his gain. Now, the signs of his growth come from the creaking, then the cracking of the slats underneath his massive body.

One day, the bed is going to give out. And he's only going to groan for more food - not for it to be fixed where he lies in the middle of the shattered bed frame, unable to do anything about his predicament. He can't even think about it. All he can think about is how hungry he is. His stomach is packed, and he doesn't know where any food is going to go, but he needs it. He needs to keep chewing, to keep growing, to keep feeding. Please. Please. Please. It's all he needs. He's addicted.

In conclusion:

#ask #mylevisdontfitanymore #🐮 anon #belly kink #text #stuffing #weight gain #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stucky #chubby steve #immobility #animal play #tight clothes #clothes destruction

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sadquickchristmassnowman · 1 year

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3x15 origins of vampire mythology has to be one of the community eps I quote the most. there’s so much good stuff in there guys. I’m watching it rn so I’ll list my personal favorites (there’s a lot oops)

• troy and abed’s handshake at the beginning “best friends best friends making a cake”

• “I’m sorry britta, some things are funny because they make no sense, and that is Not one of them”

• “ex-boyfriend named blade alert”

• “make it yourself!” “I don’t know how 😰”

• “annie subdue your guest 😐”

• “that’s right. it’s a banana”

• “but we are not defined by our limitations! we are defined by our potential!” “I have the potential to watch blade”

• “there’s phones in the refrigerator. 😦 oops.”

• “you’re monsters! you’re hitlers! you’re racist pedophiles! you’re the opposites of batman!” “YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS”

• “I need help reacting to something 🧍🏾”

• “you’re the only one who really understands me”

• “you take that back! he could do plenty better than me. I was the first to say Yes 😁”

• “have fun forcing life” “We Will.”

• “he’s not as good looking as you.” “I wasnt fishing for that.” “no, I know, I offered it freely :)”

• “what’s wrong, annie? you came out of the bedroom smiling, and then your smile faded as you leaned against the door :(“

• “yeah, you’re just like blade, man, straight up”

• “you could change it” “to what? tempelton ferrari the third?? won’t change how mustard tastes”

• *pierce and chang walk past shirley and jeff, arm in arm, laughing* “how many times are they gonna do that”

• “dean. why are you here” “ouch 😟”

• “hello??? blade???” “…” “aaeeooöööugghhhhahahaeuaghghh 👹”

• “she’s whipped by an imaginary douche!” “hey, don’t knock it till you try it”

• “why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho??” “why do we wanna know how to blow up the earth or grow a human ear on a mouse?? in case we have to, shirley. in case we have to.”

• “dean! why are you here??” “yikes!”

• “well. that didn’t work. that’s what I get for improvising”

• ”who hurt you??? and why didn’t it stick?”

• “he’s brain damaged.” “well let’s not be petty 🙄” “no I’m serious. he showed me the scar”

• “I have to go to him.” “No, Woman. ✋🏻😒”

• “Come Watch Blade 😑”

• “this movie is fantastic ☺️”

and the entire end tag with abed’s stand-up routine that’s basically just about the trobedison apartment and troy is absolutely eating up all of his jokes. plus “TOASTER OVEN!” “it’s from his album”

anyway just thought I’d spread the 3x15 love I’ve been watching this ep in my head all weekend and am finally watching it irl. 10/10

#I never see anyone talking about this one but this shit is so hilarious to me I know I’m not the only one who thinks that #the whole ep abed just wants to watch his damn movie #and everyone else keeps interrupting #the whole C plot of chang and pierce trying to become best friends. so GOOD #side note jeff is definitely attracted to blade #nbc community #community #community nbc #community quotes #origins of vampire mythology

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neonscandal · 1 month

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Hello, can I ask from this ask game :

https://www.tumblr.com/threecheersforinking/677824836625694720/anime-ask-game?source=share

For anime/manga : Banana Fish, SK8 The Infinity, Attack on Titans and Wotakoi...

P.s

I want to ask JJK and BNHA, but I'm afraid if the ask will be too long....

Hello, hello, anon! 💜 thank you for reaching out. Just know that we do not fear length here. Those who will read, will read. Besides, this is a question posed by and meant for you.

I appreciate that you knew I'd struggle to be succinct tho haha I think I nailed it okay (literally, what do I know?).

BANANA FISH

Favorite Character: Ash Lynx

Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene: The moment of recognition that focused Ash’s eyes when, with his vision compromised, he realized Eiji had come to rescue him from Dino. 🥹 Eiji hugging Ash after they rescue him from Fox. MAX BURNING ASH’S PICTURES.

Character I Think is Underrated: Max Lobo. I don’t know where he rates but it‘ll never be high enough in my book (see above).

Character I Think is Overrated:

Favorite Ship/Pairing: AshEiji

Something I Love About the Show/Movie: I honestly don’t know if I loved it. I mean. I’ve recommended it on multiple lists but it was triggering, I bawled my eyes out, I had to stop watching part way for over a month because it devastated me and, after everything, it ended so unfairly. Watching Banana Fish is an experience that festers within me that I am occasionally compelled to relive. So maybe there’s something to be said for a story that can inspire that in a way that lasts (I’ve literally only watched it once and won’t again). Maybe I just love the idea of a broken person who can still be loved and regarded gently without condition.

SK8 THE INFINITY

Favorite Character: Kaoru “Cherry” Sakurayashiki, he’s so gender.

Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene: this is one series that justifiably has a beach episode if only to set up Miya cockblocking Joe. Joe will never beat the Down-Bad-For-Kaoru allegations, either.

Character I Think is Underrated: Miya. I feel like there’s more unexplored lore RE: Adam, his relationship with food and, of course, his relationship with his parents and peers. Oka is another sleeper but I think I was just intrigued by the fanon idea of Oka from fan art

Character I Think is Overrated:

Favorite Ship/Pairing: MatchaBlossom, also, knowing Kaoru and Adam had some fling or something pre-MB is precisely what I mean when I say your favorite characters wouldn’t just settle down. Let them be messy like people, it’s better for the lore.

Something I Love About the Show/Movie: I love a show I can share with my niece and nephew but, more than that, the music was a VIBE.

ATTACK ON TITAN

Favorite Character: Levi Ackerman

Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene: Erwin’s galvanizing speech in Shinganshina. 🔪💔 Or the big reveal at the castle tower when the main cast were just recruits under scrutiny. Their outlandish victory there.

Character I Think is Underrated: Poor Moblit had to put up with so much hahaha respected Hange's pronouns, supported their eccentricity (with caution) and was an absolute ride or die.

Character I Think is Overrated: Eren Jaeger.

Favorite Ship/Pairing: Eruri

Something I Love About the Show/Movie: the exposition. Not by the spoonful but, instead, by the shock of a snapping jaw. With the subject matter being as heavy as it is, the world building unfurled in such a way that you, as the viewer, are an ignorant person behind the wall. You learned things as the characters, namely the main trio, came to understand them. They grew up with your expanding world view, their innocence falling away as the harsh reality of the world they lived in shifted into focus and it was done so elegantly that you never see the next big twist coming. Even with all the easter eggs you come to realize after the fact!

WOTAKOI: LOVE IS HARD FOR OTAKU

Favorite Character: Hanako Koyanagi and Hirotaka Nifuji are like neck and neck

Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene: Not only finding out that Hanako cosplays but that she is like renowned for her handsome characters.

Character I Think is Underrated: Naoya Nifuji - I kinda feel like there's not a thought behind those eyes but so, so nice. Also, well meaning chaos when he almost blows Hirotaka's cover. But, see what I mean?

Character I Think is Overrated:

Favorite Ship/Pairing: Both of the main two couples have some issues but.. isn't that real life? So.. Hanako and Taro even though they argue, the love runs deep

Something I Love About the Show/Movie: It's so relatable ✨ (see above)

JUJUTSU KAISEN

Favorite Character: So many, honestly. Gojo, Nanami and Nobara are just top tier, in my opinion for many reasons.

Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene: Toss up between Nobara and Yuji becoming accomplices because the trio were really stepping up while trying to undo that curse or the Hidden Inventory/Premature Death arc in setting the stage for everything.

Character I Think is Underrated: Nanami Kento. I talk a lot about Geto Suguru being doomed by the narrative but maybe it's just any earnest man in jujutsu society. It's why Gojo tests to make sure his students are crazy before accepting them.

Character I Think is Overrated: Toji Zenin. Don't get me wrong, character wise, he's zesty and he's so grossly mischaracterized that it makes me question people's reading comprehension. He's an interesting wildcard whose omitted background, I think, will boomerang back into the story. But some of the fan obsession is a bit out of my realm of understanding.

Favorite Ship/Pairing: *gestures vaguely to the rest of my blog* SatoSugu, but it's pretty casual.

Something I Love About the Show/Movie: Surprisingly, the prevalence of alternative representation and bad ass female cast that subverts typical shonen fodder. But also, the fact that the chaos that is seemingly bringing on the end of the world in the current timeline is literally thanks to two teenagers who would willingly fight a god but couldn't be honest about how they felt 10 years ago. There are so many "if only's" in this series, it's maddening, actually.

MY HERO ACADEMIA

Favorite Character: Katsuki Bakugo

Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene: All Might vs. AFO as Bakugo and Deku watch from a distance.

Character I Think is Underrated: Tokoyami. Having placed third in the sports festival, Tokoyami appreciation is still not loud enough for me. Locks down an internship with the Number 2 hero. Bears the burden of a heteromorph quirk while locked in an eternal effort to subjugate Dark Shadow. Has presumably stellar taste in music and poetry. Kid is legitimately fearsome and, yet, people don’t put enough respect on him even though he’s lowkey also OP.

Character I Think is Overrated: I’m going to get some hate for this but.. All Might. His arrested development may not be his fault but misguiding Midoriya out of some misplaced sense of ego or obligation was so frustrating when he's the adult in the situation. I just think he deserves more slander.

Favorite Ship/Pairing: BakuDeku and/or EraserMic (fanon EraserMic content is always just 😘👌🏾) but there are a lot of great ones to choose from, I have plenty of faves.

Something I Love About the Show/Movie: The idea that anyone can be a hero and, inversely, that anyone can be a villain. The latter stemming from the fact that you don’t know who you are in other people’s story, nor how close you are to ruin with one lapse in judgement. There’s a persisting idea of redemption while a lot of the heavy hitters in this conflict are entrenched in generations' worth of unrest. Think about Compress, Geten's family (not calling out a spoiler here but IYKYK), Redestro, All For One, One for All... the list goes on and on. I have a draft somewhere about this but got too busy to put all my thoughts down for a lot of theories I had for MHA. So maybe I also love that it's a story that has always kept me guessing in a really constructive way. Lastly, with such a huge, nuanced ensemble cast, I think a lot of people are able to see themselves in the context of these characters which is really unique.

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allfryam · 10 months

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Spider-fat part 2

Peter awoke with a sharp pain in his stomach. He didn’t know where he was. He was on an old couch in a small apartment. There was a small tv and some pictures on the wall. Kevin. Peter must have passed out after dinner last night. His shirt was on the floor with 2 buttons missing and the fabric was stretched. Then peter remembered. He looked down to see his massive gut in front of him. His skin was tight and the bottom of his stomach was beginning to hang over his shorts. Peter eventually decided to go back to his apartment wearing a shirt that Kevin gave him. Kevin also sent him home with some waffles for breakfast.

on his way home, Peter heard an alarm. Someone must have broke into the bank! He reached into his bag and pulled out his suit. Hiding in an alley he pulled the suit over his legs and began pulling it over his stomach. Yikes. This suit was starting to get really tight around the midsection. He struggled to zip it up but he eventually got it on and stopped the robber. “Looks like Spider-Man needs to stay away from the buffet! Haha!” Said the robber. Peter shrugged it off and swung home.

A few more weeks had gone by and peters gains weren’t slowing down. He really tried to eat less and workout more but he never had time to workout and Kevin kept inviting him over for dinner. Every time Peter showed up, there was an incredible feast displayed on the table. And tonight was no different. Kevin had prepared a huge bowl of beef stew along with buttery garlic bread, some homemade pizza, and some kind of pasta. Recently, peter had began counting his calories to try and control what he ate. He had already ate more than he would have liked because of his McDonalds lunch. Peters goal was to stay under 2,500 calories for the day. But today he was already at 2,300 and he hadn’t even eaten dinner. He told Kevin that tonight would have to be a light meal but Kevin persisted. “I would hate to have to throw away all of this food” he said. Peter didn’t want to make Kevin mad, so he swallowed his pride and ate the delicious feast.

after another decadent dessert, peter decided to check how many calories he ate and how many he would have to burn. After putting in the 2 bowls of soup, 4 slices of that delicious garlic bread, 3 slices of pizza, 3 large plates of pasta, 7 cookies, 2 slices of pie, and a banana split, he had eaten a whopping 7,800 calories for dinner. That put him at over 10,000 for the day. That was like 4 times his limit! He told Kevin and Kevin started smiling. Peter thought he also saw something growing in Kevin’s pants but maybe he was just hallucinating from all of the food. “That’s nothing!” Kevin said. “I’ve still got plenty of food in the fridge. A big strong man like you could eat way more than that! I bet you’re not even full.” “What?!” “No! I don’t want any more food.” Peter watched as Kevin’s smile faded. Peter had never seen him this sad. “Fine. but only a little bit.” Peter reluctantly said. Kevin grew giddy and went to get more food.

By the end of the night, peters shirt had rode up to reveal a sliver of his full stomach. Kevin had gone to bed and left Peter on the couch to groan in pain. Peter added his second meal to his calorie counter app. A pint of ice cream, a few slices of strawberry shortcake, a fish fillet, 10 homeade chocolate chip cookies, and 4 bottles of beer to wash it all down. 16 thousand 4 hundred eighty seven calories for the day. If Peter kept eating like this, he would no longer be able to be Spider-Man. He had to find a plan to stop this.

#gaining fat #food #fat gut #fat belly #fat #fatty #getting bigger #gaining weight #gaining #spiderman

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saffronapplemanga · 1 year

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Anime/Manga Recommendation Round Up

Anime and manga recommendation thread of things I’ve been enjoying in recent years~

~I’ll link any dedicated posts I have to these~

~Links to my other manga posts here~

My personal favs/ones I super enjoyed will have a ✨ on them :)

(Some of these might not have official EN translations since any physical manga I read are JP copies. I guess if any sound interesting, ask publishers to license them!)

I won’t get too much into what they’re about because I think finding out is part of the fun. I’ll mostly list the genres and a little blurb. Some of these I feel like I rarely hear anyone talk about so it would be cool to see people try these :)

PLEASE LOOK UP ANY TRIGGER WARNINGS!

HORROR, SUPERNATURAL

✨The Summer Hikaru Died by Mokumoku Ren

(2 volumes, ongoing)

To be licensed by Yen Press!

Picked it up earlier this year up knowing nothing but was immediately gripped by the eerie mood. Takes place in the country side where mysterious things have been happening. My friend couldn’t stop reading when I recommended it.

ACTION, THRILLER, DRAMA, CRIME

✨Banana Fish by Yoshida Akimi

(19 volumes + side stories, completed)

It’s getting reprinted in English, so what are you waiting for!

Anime - yes and it’s so good…

The manga is from the 80’s-90’s but the anime updated it in 2018.

Without giving too much away, it takes place in NY where our characters are trying to break out of the vicious cycle of violence and figure out a mystery that’s also connected to a conspiracy. Lovable cast, keeps you on the edge of your seat. I’m obsessed.

DRAMA, ROMANCE, LGBT

Lovers’ Kiss by Yoshida Akimi

(2 volumes, completed)

JP only

A short story where high schoolers are just trying to figure life out. Yoshida-sensei has this way of writing human stories and melancholy/tragedy while still leaving a glimmer of hope.

HISTORICAL, SUPERNATURAL

✨Mushishi by Urushibara Yuki

(10 volumes, complete)

I think the physicals are out of print but you can read it on bookwalker. It deserves a reprint!!!

Anime - yes, it’s a whole vibe please watch it

I watched S1 ages ago but never got to the rest until recently. Recently picked up the manga and plan to read it eventually. Another top fav of all time. Amazing atmosphere. We see the daily life of mushi expert Ginko deal with mysterious phenomenon mushi cause.

COMEDY, SLICE OF LIFE

✨Yotsuba&! by Azuma Kiyohiko

(15 volumes, ongoing)

Available in English

This series is super cute, wholesome, and hilarious! Yotsuba is honestly a delight, and following her daily life as she befriends her new neighbors is just a good time. Yet another fav of all time.

DRAMA, ART, SLICE OF LIFE

✨Blue Period by Yamaguchi Tsubasa

(12 volumes, ongoing)

Available in English

Anime - yes, but… listen I’ve never said “don’t watch the anime” because everyone can enjoy stuff however they want but... don’t watch the anime… I’ve never been so offended by an adaption ;_;

After discovering something he’s passionate about for the first time, Yatora navigates the art world despite his fears and being a complete newcomer. This series made me cry so much, I love it… please

ROMANCE

In the Clear Moonlight Dusk by Yamamori Mika

(5 volumes, ongoing)

Available in English

Blind-bought this a while ago. Yoi is dubbed “Prince” by her classmates for her cool demeanor, but she’s not the only one. Honestly, didn’t think I was going to like the male lead but he surprised me

ROMCOM, ACTION

MARRIAGETOXIN by Joumyaku and Yoda Mizuki

(2 volumes, ongoing)

Available for free on Shueisha’s mangaplus site

Assassin Gero needs to produce an heir so his sister can stay with her gf, but the social skills he needs to win a girl over need some help. This series is so funny and wholesome, all around a good time!

ACTION, ADVENTURE, FANTASY

✨Yona of the Dawn by Kusanagi Mizuho

(39 volumes, ongoing)

Available in English

Anime - yes, but I haven’t seen it yet so idk

I’m not very far in this one yet, but I’m having a great time. Love the friendship, the found family vibes. Seeing Yona acknowledge that she is naive and then stepping up is awesome.

idk how I slept on this for so long since it seems like something right up my alley. Literally picked up a lot of all the 39 currently out volumes (it came with the light novel too), no questions asked. I’m only a few volumes in, but I’m enjoying it a lot. It’s giving me Ertugrul vibes (the historical Turkish drama). No, I won’t expand on that point, go watch Ertugrul!

I’m committed apparently...

ROMANCE

A Sign of Affection by Morishita Suu

(7 volumes, ongoing)

Available in English

Blind-buy. A cute romance between a deaf girl and a well traveled guy. I got nervous it was going to do tropes I hated, but it didn’t! It handled them maturely and I love it for that!!!

FANTASY, ISEKAI

✨Ascendance of a Bookworm by Kazuki Miya and Shiina You

(3 seasons, ongoing)

Available in English - originally a light novel

Anime - yes, I’ve been watching this not reading it yet

Listen, isekai just don’t ever click with me, but this one does. There’s political drama and we get to learn about the culture and daily lives of people living in this world.

Our mc is reincarnated into a medieval fantasy world where access to books is limited, making it her personal hell. But don’t worry, she gonna do something about it! This series is so interesting and I love the character dynamics. Even if isekai aren’t your thing, try this!

DRAMA, HISTORICAL, POLITICAL

✨Requiem of the Rose King by Kanno Aya

(17 volumes, complete)

Available in English

It has an anime but I heard fans were really mad at the adaption. I haven’t seen it so I can’t comment.

Normally not the kind of thing I would go for, but this series has me constantly screaming. IT’S SO MESSY, but the good kind of messy. It takes every fiber in my body to contain myself when reading in public. It features an mc who was born intersex and a battle for the crown of England.

DRAMA

My Broken Mariko by Hirako Waka

(one shot)

Available in English

Saw this at the bookstore and I looked at the cover like “wow, she looks like she’s really going through it…and she’s carrying someone’s ashes, oh no…” Didn’t know anything else about it but, oof, it’s a heavy one…

DRAMA

Look Back and ✨Goodbye Eri by Fujimoto Tatsuki

(one shots)

Available in English - also on the Jump app

While Fujimoto-sensei’s more well known work wasn’t 100% clicking with me, I tried his one shots and really enjoyed them. I particularly liked the cinematic feeling and environmental story telling.

Maybe when I’m up to it, I’ll do posts on some of these that go into a little more detail on how I felt about them idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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kalorphic · 2 years

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I can't remember if I've asked you this already or someone else has if so I'm sorry. I'm looking for some anime to watch and wondered if you could reccomend me some of your faves.

Hoo boy, that’s a seriously long list 😂 (please make sure to check them all out if you have any triggers, because some of these are pretty messed up).

One Piece - all time favourite, could not recommend it enough (but be aware you’d have over 1K episodes to catch up on lol).

Fairy Tail - it’s a walking cliché of fanservice and friendship, but by god I love it (also Natsu/Lucy is my all time favourite ship).

Gintama - so weird, so crude, so funny, it’s a comedy/parody anime that may confuse and baffle at times, but a lot of the bigger arcs that follow a linear plot are so good.

Full Metal Alchemist(: Brotherhood) - I’ve watched both versions and Brotherhood was imo superior, but the 2003 version doesn’t slack, so if you’re willing I’d give them both a try (can never get enough FMA is what I’m saying).

Wolf’s Rain - my first anime and the one that led me into the rabbit hole, kind of surprising because I was like 10/11 and this shit was deep.

Bleach - okay, I have a real love/hate with Bleach but you can’t go wrong with everything up to the end of the Soul Society Arc, after that I will take no responsibility lol.

Jujutsu Kaisen - if you haven’t watched this (or read it), you need to go do that now.

Hunter x Hunter - top tier anime, it’s as popular as it is for a reason. The Chimera Ant Arc…yeahhh.

Bungou Stray Dogs - I binge watched every season without issue, kept my focus pretty much the whole time.

Blue Exorcist - many peoples gateway anime, it’s fun, it’s angsty, and it’s not a good idea to trust your favs.

Banana Fish - this fucking manga/anime…(please be warned that there are a lot of triggering scenes and topics involved).

Nanbaka - another parody/comedy anime that smacks you with the feels, seriously it’s a good one.

Akatsuki no Yona - look everyone is really pretty, I want to marry my own Hak, and Yona is a bad bitch (although don’t listen to people screaming about character development, there wasn’t actually a lot lol).

I gave up with the descriptions because I have no patience, but here’s a list to keep you busy for a while (this is more of list that I’ve watched, but I’ll bold the ones that I really enjoyed):

K Project

Kamisama Kiss

Amagi Brilliant Park

Cowboy Bebop

Naruto (could not recommend Boruto less if I tried though)

Ao Haru Ride

Charlotte anime

Moriarty the Patriot

Eighty-Six

Monogatari series

Castlevania

Black Lagoon

Dr Stone

Corpse Princess

Golden Kamuy

Beyond the Boundary

Hetalia

Under the Dog

Zank You no Terror

Shingeki no Bahamut

Durarara

Another

Vivy: Fluorite Eye’s Song

Akame ga Kill

Red Data Girl

Gangsta

God Eater

Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

Magi: the Labyrinth of Magic

Sk8: the Infinity

Blast of Tempest

Tokyo Ravens

Samurai Champloo

Death Parade

Assassination Classroom

Aldnoah Zero

Daiya no Ace

Kara no Kyoukai

Gakkou Gurashi

Shakugan no Shana

Nanana Buried Treasure

Vanitas no Carte

Golden Time

Jormungand

Strike the Blood

Fireforce

Blood Lad

Aoharu x Kikanjuu

Mekakucity Actors

Sailor Moon

God of Highschool

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Hamatora

Re: Zero

Kiznaiver

Deadman Wonderland

Violet Evergarden

07 - Ghost

Fukigen na Mononokean

Relife

Twin Star Exorcist

D Gray Man

Requiem for the Phantom

Brotherhood: Final Fantasy XV

Neon Genesis Evangeline

Touken Ranbu

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Laughing Under the Clouds

The Ancient Magus' Bride

Sakurako-san no Ashimoto

Baccano

Natsume Yuujinchou

Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade

Drifters

The Empire of Corpses

The Rising of the Shield Hero

Ergo Proxy

The King’s Avatar | Quan Zhi Gao Shou (I know this is a donghua but shush).

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kindsoulbuddy · 1 year

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Rites of passage for millennials who grew up in the American Evangelical Church:

- dangerous and/or disgusting Youth Group games

- “How’s your walk with the Lord? Let’s get coffee.”

- smelling BO in the chapel full of teenagers

- t-shirt over the bathing suit if you’re a girl

- Abstinence Only class at church

- Homeschool Co-Op

- wedding season for most of the 18-21 year olds you know including yourself

- “nothing below the neck, nothing above the elbows, nothing above the knees, don’t get horizontal, don’t be alone with your boyfriend/girlfriend”

- “Season of Life”

- prayer circles

- shopping at the Family Christian Book Store

- wearing clever Christian t-shirts

- you know at least one felon from your youth group days

- you know at least 3 atheists from your old church congregation

- RAPTURE ANXIETY

- “oh my gosh! Darn it! Shoot!”

- secular music and tv shows and movies = bad

- Jesus Freak

- “This world is not my home”

- scripture verses memorized

- Creationism made sense

- Dream Visions

- A Purpose Driven Life

- movie nights= terrible Christian flicks

- “Married life is the hardest thing I’ve ever done” - person married 4 months

- “Shout to the Lord”

- “I’m starving, Church is going into its 3rd Hour. Let’s go find some Nilla Wafers in the nursery cabinets.”

- small group Bible studies and/or Life Groups

- tithes and offerings

- communion wafers and grape juice in tiny plastic shot glasses

- “invite a friend next Sunday!”

- the acrid smell of dirty diapers in the church nursery

- “make a Covenant with your eyes”

- Married Christian couples night watching Fire Proof

- “the banana is proof”

- you know at least 10 men who have porn addiction

- you know at least half a dozen women with 5+ children and pregnant again, homeschooling at the same time

- after church pot-lucks hit different

- Pastor prays over the whole pot luck before you can eat

- whoops you took a bite before grace, you were just so hungry and that Mac and cheese looked amazing.

- your parents were Jesus People

- “Don’t get Left Behind”

- Youth group art festival including the sermon category

- learning ASL for performing songs in front of the church

- VBS!

- Missionettes/ Royal Rangers

- pledging allegiance to the Christian Flag

- pledging allegiance to the Bible

- “The Bible is clear”

- “MY Bible says…”

- Fish Net

- Youth Convention

- Youth Christian Summer Camp

- You know a couple people who don’t eat shellfish for Biblical Reasons.

- Mission Trips for the youth group

- “You need to wait on the Lord.”

- Being a good Witness

- Laying on of Hands

- Tongues

- at war with yourself: should you raise your hands in worship? Or is that calling attention to yourself?

- passing notes during the sermon

- you attended a church gathering at the movie theater to watch Passion of the Christ

- Ken Ham and the Creation Museum

- you or someone you know went to Liberty University

- you or someone you know is a victim of abuse

Anyway. Happy Sunday! What would you add?

#exvangelical #fundie snark #ex Assemblies of God #rites of passage #millennials

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smoreboi · 6 months

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ya know sometimes when you get writing inspiration from really fucked up things and then you’re just sitting there like. How easy is it to identify rabid animals? And how easy would it be to trap them? Have crime organizations ever considered this form of punishment? Corrupt governments? I can’t be the first, this is too fucked up for it to be an original thought from my brain first, I don’t want to be the first one to think of this. But yeah. What if our fictional terrible person was just giving people rabies.

I’ve been watching like,, banana fish and terror in resonance and great pretender and such again. And I was watching the click video from r/nope that talked about rabies. And yeah. I wish I hadn’t thought about this, but should I somehow and for some reason write it? And does anyone wanna give me now solicited facts about rabies and it’s possible use as a weapon now that I’ve brought it up

#creative writing #writing #rabies #if you don’t know about rabies learn about it it’s terrifying and you need to be aware of it #Idk what else to tag this with

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rkoradiopictures · 2 years

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Anime Tag Game

1. Last anime you watched?

I’m in the process of watching a few, but the last one i finished is Sk8 the Infinity

2. Last anime you binged watched?

I rewatched/binged nana a couple of months ago

3. Recommend an anime and state your reason?

Orange, because it’s a cool and touching story, and it’s so easy to watch since it’s quite short. I feel like more people should see it; it’s like, classy as far as anime goes

4. Anime you have not finished watching yet?

I’ve been procrastinating the last episodes of Sailor Moon. I haven’t been keeping up with Summertime Render lately. I also wanna finish My Little Monster and Ghost Stories. Also I’ve been in the process of watching Yu Yu Hakusho for literal years so we’ll see if that ever gets finished

5. An anime you do NOT recommend and state your reason?

My Hero Academia because it’s cliche & sexualizes the girls too much

6. List your top 5 favourite anime?

1. Naruto

2. Banana Fish

3. Yuri on Ice

4. Black Butler

5. Nana

& I know it’s top 5 but I have to mention Fruits Basket!

7. Of your top 5 anime, list 2 of your favourite ships from each show?

Naruto: Naruto & Sasuke, Kakashi & Obito

Banana Fish: Ash & Eiji, that’s kind of it

Yuri on Ice: Victor & Yuri

Black Butler: No one really, maybe Grell & William would be fun

Nana: NANA & HACHI, Hachi & Nobu

8. Of your top 5 anime, list 1 ship that you do not like?

I hate Naruto/Hinata

9. Of your top 5 anime, list 1 crack ship?

I only really ship characters that interact with each other, so technically no “crack ships”

10. Of your top 5 anime, list your favourite character from each show?

1. Naruto and Sasuke, I’m not gonna choose between them haha

2. Ash

3. Yuri and Victor, again I can’t choose I love them for different reasons

4. Grell

5. Nana Osaki

11. List 3 of your husbando/waifu and what anime they are from?

I love Nana Osaki from Nana, Kakashi from Naruto, and Rukia from Bleach

12. Favourite anime genre?

either drama or romance/slice of life. i either want super high drama, or chill realistic conflict

13. Weirdest anime you have seen?

Anime overall can be pretty weird...I’m gonna say Peach Girl because the sheer soap opera-ness of it was like nothing I’ve ever seen before (and I loved it lol). Devilman Crybaby is weird af in general too. So is Revolutionary Girl Utena.

14. Subbed or dubbed?

If the dub is good, I’ll watch it. If a show’s really new or doesn’t have a decent dub, I’ll do it subbed. Like. Yuri on Ice and Haikyuu have to be watched in sub, but if I’m watching Bleach or something it has to be the English for me

15. Fanart or Fanfic?

I like both, but definitely fanfiction

16. Protagonist or antagonist?

It depends on the show

17. Funniest anime you have seen?

Saiki K

18. Saddest anime you have seen?

Naruto and Banana Fish. Those are some SUCKY life circumstances. I Want To Eat Your Pancreas was really sad too

19. Anime character you dislike the most?

I don’t like Sakura & Hinata from Naruto because too much of their personalities are about who they have a crush on. Atsumu Miya from Haikyuu is cocky and annoying. Golzine from Banana Fish is terrible. Enel from One Piece is one of the most annoying villains ever. Zenitsu from Demon Slayer is obnoxious

20. Recommend an anime movie?

I Want to Eat Your Pancreas and Ride Your Wave are two good ones to get you in touch with your emotions. I also love Doukyuusei for a more relaxed, romantic story

I’ll tag @kohigh @shinixgami @nnaruto @crimsonrosee @brokenyouth @naratemari @iceywolfj @usernamethatisgood @pock-galliard (if u guys feel like it) & anyone who feels like doing it can say that i tagged you

#tag game

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Three Little Changes (Part 2)

Ngl I can't believe that I haven't done an Azutara long fic before. Azutara was the first thing I ever shipped lol. Better late than never.

She hadn’t expected to see Azula back in school so soon.

The rumors made it sound horrible, like the girl was going to be paralyzed for life or brain damaged, or something. But then again, they said that Zuko got lost at sea and died–he came back a few days before Azula.

This wasn’t Azula’s first run in with the ocean. She still remembers the first accident. The one that happened when they were just children. The reef had done a number on her then and it had decided to have a second go.

The ocean had never been kind to Azula and her family. She knows that a while back a hurricane had swept Ozai’s pearl harvesting business right off of the boardwalk–she doesn’t know how he had managed to salvage that.

The lesser rumors had said that Azula was still walking and her mental wellness was fully intact but that she had some hideous, disfiguring scars.

She does have scars, more of them added to those from her childhood accident. But Katara doesn’t find them to be anything worth noting.

Katara looks down before she can meets her eyes and fidgets with her charm bracelet. There’s the dolphin, the scuba diver, the surf board, the palm tree, the hibiscus, and a crab. That one is her favorite, that is the one that Kya had given her before losing her battle with cancer.

When she looks up once more she finds that Azula has only come closer. She walks with something like a slight slouch or a limp, she winces with each step and Katara can’t stop the question from tumbling out, “shouldn’t you be at home, recovering?” If every step is painful enough to have her hunched and clutching her side…”

“I don’t want to be at home.” Azula bites. “It’s boring and…” She trails off. “Nevermind.”

Katara releases her breath. She had been certain that the other girl was going to tear her a new one. She never did have anything particularly nice to say.

But today is different.

Today she props herself up against Katara’s locker and, after the fact, asks, “do you mind?”

She is already leaning against it and even if she wouldn’t Katara wouldn’t have had the heart to tell her to take her rest somewhere else. Even with all of the bad blood she can’t imagine letting herself watch Azula shamble to find somewhere else.

“That seems like it hurts a lot. I don’t know if it means anything, but I’m glad that you’re okay.”

Azula’s brows furrow. “I guess that it means something.” She pauses and sweeps her bangs back over skin that is still mending where the stitches have finally been removed. “You’re the only person who hasn’t bombarded me with questions today.”

.oOo.

She remembers that day vividly. It was the day things started to change.

The beginning of the first of the three changes that she is okay with.

When a rival had become a friend.

These days it almost feels like they had never hated each other at all. That an eight year old Azula had never stolen the lunch out of her glittery dolphin lunchbox and replaced it with sand, mud, and worms from Iroh’s Marlin Mouth Pro Fishing shop.

The devious beast in question finally slips into her chair.

“What took you so long, you’re never late?”

Azula shrugs. “Things got heated between father and Zuzu again…”

It is really all that she needs to say. Katara imagines that it must be taxing to play the mediator role all the time. “Does he still blame Zuko for what happened?”

“Among other things.” Azula replies. Katara catches the faintest pursing of her lips, that familiar furrowing of her brows. “Let's go order some ice cream.”

“I wish that you wouldn’t just keep things bottled up all the time.” Katara comments in spite of knowing that it is best to not push her.

“I’m alright, Katara. I’m used to it.”

But that is just it, she shouldn’t be. Katara opens her mouth to say as much but instead she replies, “I heard that they’re selling chocolate covered banana pops, I’ve been meaning to try one.”

Azula nods. “Do you want a plain one, the one with peanuts, or the one with sprinkles.” She pauses for a beat. “Peanuts.” She guesses with a quirk of her brow.

“Peanuts.” Katara confirms. “Let me guess, you’re getting the boring plain one?”

Azula saunters up to the smoothie shack and passes her credit card. “One chocolate covered banana with peanuts and one with sprinkles…” She shoots a look back at Katara. “Extra rainbow, please.”

Katara rolls her eyes.

“Extra rainbow?” She laughs upon dropping back into their seats. “What does that even mean?”

“It means, extra ‘I bet you weren’t expecting that’.”

“You’re the worst.”

“I buy you food. I think that,” Azula pauses to push her sunglasses back up her nose. “That puts me a or two step above Chan.” She leans back in the chair and stares off at the sunset. “And I give you something to make your summer evenings more thrilling.

“Are you ‘not the worst’ enough to try rollerblading with me. Sunset, boardwalk, ice cream in hand–the whole experience?”

“Ugg, now you’re pushing it.” Azula takes another lick at the chocolate and sprinkles. “That’s such a sappy date idea.”

“It’s a romantic idea. Don’t write it off until you try it!” Katara bites into the banana, a coldness bursts over her teeth but Azula is the one who shudders.

“I hate it when you do that. It makes my teeth hurt.”

“It’s not my fault that you have sensitive baby teeth.”

Azula folds her arms across her chest and grumbles something.

“It’s alright, I don’t mind your sensitive teeth.” She follows Azula’s gaze past the swishing silhouettes of palm trees to the gold washed ocean. It is that time of the evening where the sun hits it just right, putting a sparking shimmer upon the gentle waves. When droplets of water look like beads of sunshine. Tiny liquid marbles that Katara wishes she could suspend in the air and hold.

There is something else that she can hold and she does. She cups her hand over Azula’s. She feels the slightest twitch. It is reassuring to know that she has finally moved past jerking away and hissing.

“Thanks for the chocolate covered banana.”

“Yeah.” Azula replies. Her cheeks are slightly colored and she meets Katara’s eyes only for a flicker before staring off into the sunset with a renewed vigor.

Katara can’t help but to chuckle. It is strange to think that she has warmed up to and started to understand the other girl’s cold mannerisms; a component of that first welcomed change.

#Avatar The Last Airbender #Azula #Katara #Azutara #Fanfiction

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