#fundie snark

[typical-fundie-fridays-fan]

Growing Large Family Pose (4-31 Sims)

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Hey all!

Thank you for voting for this pose and for your patience! I hope you all enjoy :)) I'll be taking another break from posting, but as always, please feel free to send in requests.

This pose was made with Fundie gameplay in mind, but I hope legacy players, and anybody else who needs a big family pose finds it useful!!

This pose includes:

Center Group (4-12 Sims):

This is the main part of the pose. It starts off with a Mom, a Dad, a toddler, and an infant and then you can add on the other 8 as needed.

Right Addition (2-11 Sims):

The true "Growing" part of this pose. Once you run out of spots in the Center Group, you can start adding Sims to this group.

There are two options for the Mom in this part of the pose; one with the Mom holding the baby, and one with her just standing beside the Dad.

There's also two options for the Dad; one where he is holding the Mom's shoulder, and one where he's just standing beside her. This makes the pose more customizable, as it can be made either platonic, familial, or romantic.

Left Addition (2-8 Sims):

Same thing as the Right Addition but on the left.

Less customizable.

INSTRUCTIONS (please read before use)

Download Andrew’s Pose Player and Teleport Any Sim

2. Place 4-12 Teleporters in the center of a Build Mode grid square, depending on how many people you want in the Center Pose.

3. If you plan to include the additions (these are used on each side of the Center Group to add more family members), place them a square and a half away from the center teleporters, as seen below. Left Addition can have 2-8 Sims and Right Addition can have 2-11.

4. Make sure that you have Sims perform the poses labeled as "Core Pose". These are the poses that each of the other poses are based around, and will make the group look weird if not used. But it's also your game and if that's how you roll, more power to ya!

5. I suggest you utilize both the Right and Left Additions once you run out of space in the Center Group, just to make it symmetrical.

6. Enjoy!

I'll be honest y'all, IDK if my laptop could handle posing all these Sims at once- otherwise I would post a picture of all three groups at once.

I DID test each group with a few adjacent Sims from the other poses, just to make sure they all aligned properly so it should be okay.

Please let me know if there are any glaring issues!

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[hippeasantwitch]

This is like an Ozzy Osbourne concert for men who don’t know what a clitoris is

#christianity #fundie snark #comedy #cringe #exvangelical #religious deconstruction #barbenheimer #barbie #meme #reddit

[underhisplumbob]

Hello everyone, it's so nice to see that my ministry is growing 😊😉 so i thought i should do an intro post to get to know all you ladies!

My name is Dina Colbert and my handsome husband is Hayes Colbert, we have two beautiful twin babies: Huxton and Hadleigh and have just moved to Brindleton Bay (if you know any good churches lmk 🙌🏼). Hubby has his own business (something with computers i never understand it 😂😂) and I'm a stay at home mother to our handsome Hux and beautiful Hadleigh.

Hayes and I have been married for almost three years now, we met at a club 😖 while I was at university, Hayes was there hanging out tracts and I had just found out my boyfriend at the time was cheating on me with my own sister ! (the depravity of a worldly life 😢).

Hayes was the perfect gentleman, he stayed with me the entire night and invited me to his church the next day; it was love at first sight. We courted for a few months, Hayes was understandably worried about marrying a worldly woman but I quickly proved my love for the Lord and him. Now we live together, raising our children and any other children He sees fit to bless us with, under His plumbob.

#fundie #fundie simblr #fundie sims #fundie snark #quiverfull sims #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 gameplay #new simblr #slowly became obsessed with fundie simblr and i couldn't resist the urge to make my own #yes that is dina caliente #gen1 #c:dina #c:hayes #c:huxton #c:hadleigh

[ysabelmystic]

My friends and I are rewatching a bunch of Christian films from my childhood and we completed the original Left Behind trilogy the other day. Here were my observations

I do think it's funny that the plot essentially begins with GMOs. GMOs are bad because more people being fed means world peace and globalism. That is bad.

"I'm Buck Williams and I'm standing in a wheat field" is now doomed to be repeated within my friend group for at least the next two years.

The antichrist's name is Nikolai Carpathia. He has the accent of a guy mimicking a Russian accent. This feels on par with JK Rowling naming her one Asian character "Cho Chang".

The character names also include (aside from the aforementioned antichrist and Kirk Cameron's character) Rayford Steele, Chloe, and Patty. Somehow it has the aura of a porno.

Despite the only demographic to be exclusively raptured is children under the age of 10, this fact is pretty much ignored.

Kirk Cameron's character (Buck) confronts police officers who are shooting at looters and teenagers for lacking compassion. By today's standards, this is woke propaganda.

I'm pretty sure the prior thing is to show that Buck is a good and pure soul who just needs to read a Bible to be fully redeemed because how else can you have a non-Christian protagonist in a movie like this. Or maybe this is to show that he's misguided and worldly. However, despite being a hot, sexy, prolific journalist, the movie also points out that he is a virgin.

The alleged romantic tension between Buck and pilot-not-porn-star Rayford Steele's daughter is painful to watch because Kirk Cameron will not kiss anyone other than his wife. There's a lot of awkward side hugs and leaving room for Jesus. Given that they end up getting married later, this is amusing to me.

These movies really want you to know two things: World Peace Is Bad, and Jews Are Bad. There are direct plot points specifically about converting Jewish people to Christianity so that they cannot usher in the rule of the antichrist.

I think it's really funny that, despite TV and the internet existing during the time this series takes place, the connection between the rapture prophecies/fanfics and The Fucking Rapture is only discovered by our protagonists and a handful of other random guys. I think a mass disappearance of certain branches of Christianity and children would provoke some kind of doubt and curiosity, but no. That's bad for plot. Instead, the whole world goes straight to "y'know what? Let's just get rid of all religion at once. Forever." This is because all other religions are made from faithless heathens who just really hate Christians, and since there are no longer Christians, they no longer have to Do Religion. I guess.

I also think it's funny that the main characters, though they themselves were convinced to convert because of the rapture, do not use the rapture as a means to convert the masses. They jump straight to bunker church and secret Bible brigades. When they do successfully convert others, it is either by trotting out the tired, "YOU THINK THIS WORLD WAS AN ACCIDENT???" Case for Christ nonsense, or basically threatening their victim with damnation.

Case in point, Rayford Steele talks a guy out of suicide by reminding him that he will never see his wife and child again if he goes through with it. Suicide = Straight To Hell.

There's a scene where the antichrist like... tries to "test" Rayford Steele by revealing his uber spoopy ghost face and seeing if he reacts. Because I guess the uber spoopy ghost face only works on believers. Te uber spoopy ghost face is his figure showing up in infrared, then his face stretching out cartoonishly, and his eyes turning black. This scared me as a child. It is the second funniest part of the movie.

Also, the title of the second movie being "Left Behind: Tribulation Force" is giving big "Electric Boogaloo" energy.

The antichrist reveals of the evil Global Community organization to the protagonists by handing them a piece of loose leaf printer paper with a logo that I would've made in the computer lab in 2005. This is done to the tune of sinister and dramatic music. This is the funniest part of the movie.

The third movie begins with the introduction of The President. It was previously stated that the president had been raptured. There was no mention of presidents up until this point. I know the line of succession exits but it really felt like they just forgot.

Oh yeah...the Pope was also raptured because he was secretly protestant.

Buck marries Rayford Steele's daughter at the same time Rayford Steele marries a random blonde lady. It feels weird and icky, which is furthered by the fact that the now married daughter will henceforth be referred to as "our girl" by both of these men for the rest of the movie.

We also had to stop the movie several times due most of the female cast consisting of skinny white blonde ladies. We could not tell the difference between any of them except for by their eyeliner. If she wears dark eyeliner, she's a whore.

Due to the plot involving the release of a virus that mainly only affects Christians, this film was definitely the most fun to dissect.

The virus is stored in badly CGId glowy green goo bottles, which for a series that has tried very hard to be serious, was awfully cartoony.

This movie does not give a fuck about the protagonists. This movie is about the president. I'm pretty sure this is because the protagonists, who are Christian, are no longer allowed to commit murder. The president is not a Christian, so he gets to use a gun.

The president has random warehouses to do casual interrogations in wherever and whenever he wants. It is clear that the creators were really struggling to make due with the set.

We know the antichrist is bad because he wants to take everyone's nukes. The president's main goal in this movie is to keep the nukes.

Back in the side plot, it turns out that the Christians are getting infected with green goo disease because the antichrist hid it in their Bibles. As the protagonists drown in guilt, the suspense of the plot really starts to fall apart. Their entire goal is to Get More People Into Heaven, and in this series, reading the Bible will automatically make anyone a Christian (the Bible's words cannot be resisted). If anything, they just fast-tracked a bunch of people into heaven, and they no longer have to endure the next seven years of apocalypse.

We should've all watched these movie pre-COVID. The only person who wears a mask and gloves is the antichrist. The protagonists also mention avoiding vaccines and relying on God/sacrificing themselves instead. This movie predicted 2020.

The super advanced green goo virus has an instacure antidote. Fucking red wine. This seems like a helluva lot of oversight to hand the "drinks red wine as part of religious rituals" group a virus that can be instacured by red wine.

WW3 starts. Somehow, this does not cause a nuclear winter.

The antichrist discovers that he can force-choke people.

The president suicide-bombs the antichrist's tower in order to "slow him down". Given that the antichrist cannot be killed and cell phones exist, I have no idea what exactly that was supposed to do.

As someone who grew up fully believing that Obama was the antichrist and Muslim (which is conservative for "literally a member of Al-Queda/ISIS").... and Black but they didn't say that part out loud), it was interesting in retrospect to watch this movie unfold. The president in this movie is a Black, non-Christian man who is initially for world peace, but then converts to Christianity and suicide-bombs the antichrist. We all have different interpretations of this, but we do agree that they would not have made that specific set of choices today. That said, my interpretation is the correct one /hj

#left behind #the rapture #exvangelical #fundiesnark #fundie snark #conservative christians #kirk cameron #religious right

[shinyhappysims]

Lotanna’s Simstagram post (@.alottalotanna)

alottalotanna Happy 1st birthday to my first daughter. Paisleigh Wrenae, you are so beautiful. You have your gorgeous mom’s blonde hair and blue eyes. I pray you stay as pure as your looks and save yourself for your future husband. I pray that you become a light for women who would rather be argumentative, hideous, lesbian man-haters. I pray you show them the beauty in femininity and being traditional. I pray the light of Christ shines through you.

torionyeka this made me tear up. paisleigh is so loved! 🩷

princessdiana let me move my bangs cuz i don’t think i read this correctly

pastorkelechio I get your message but please just let little Paisleigh be a child. No need to worry about her virginity or other values at this age. Happiest of birthdays to her.

c12h10n2o …

flaminghotchidi um. lots of things to unpack here.

omgonyinye i’m gonna pretend that the caption doesn’t exist and just say paisley is a cutie and i hope she had a wonderful birthday.

torionyeka @.omgonyinye *paisleigh :)

omgonyinye @.torionyeka paisleigh. of course.

#fundie simblr #fundie sims #fundie snark #sims 4 legacy #shs: izzy #WHEW CHILE #i’d like to imagine that everyone in the family audibly gasped reading this

[clarkes-and-god]

"Vivian, sweetheart, is everything ok? You've not been eating."

"I'm sorry, Mom, it looks really good, but I think I'm ill, it smells weird."

"But you've not been eating properly for a few weeks now, you're worrying me. You know you're not fat, right?"

"I know Mom, it's just giving me a headache, can I please leave the table? I'll make myself a grilled cheese, I'm dying for one."

"Well, we have mac and cheese in the fridge, why don't you just have some of that?"

"Can I please just make a grilled cheese? Mac and cheese is a weird texture, I just want a grilled cheese."

"Warner, you go have your dinner at the breakfast bar, or in front of the TV, wherever you want, ok? Or have one of those ramen packs you like, instead of the spaghetti. Special treat."

"Uhh, yes ma'am."

"Young lady, is there any chance you're pregnant?"

"What? No! I'm not a slut!"

"Vivian, that's not what your mother said, and there's no need to be so uncouth. Have you been with any boys?"

"I mean, not really."

"What do you mean, "not really"? Did you sleep with someone or not? You can't "not really" be pregnant, it's a yes or no question, Vivian."

"Well, there was this boy at Farris's wedding, but I didn't think we... did that. I thought we just made out."

"Girls don't get headaches from the smell of spaghetti because they made out with a boy, sweetheart. Christ, that was what, two and a half months ago? What was his name?"

"Natan, I think. He was blonde and he said he was Mira's cousin."

"I can't believe this, I thought we raised a lady, not a little hussy. I'm phoning Farris now, I'm sure he and Mira will have this idiot's parents' phone number."

"I don't wanna have a baby, Mom. I'm meant to be going to college, I'm not married, I don't wanna do this."

"Me and Dad are going to get this sorted out the best we can for you, sweetheart, but you've gotten yourself into a bit of a mess. Why don't you go make that grilled cheese now?"

#sims pregnancy #fundie sims #quiverfull sims #fundie snark #fundie simblr #modest sims #satire #homeschool sims #natan+vivianiris

[anewnewcrest]

From the Bell Family Simstagram

Praise the Watcher! He is so good! It's me, Gwen Bell, and I've just hopped here on Simstagram to announce that my daughter-in-love Kayleigh has delivered my son Nathan's fourth child! We're all so excited to get to know little Miriam Bell and love on her! She's Nathan and Kayleigh's first girl after three boys, and already such a sweet little soul with fiery red hair (red hair runs in our family!). And with three strong older brothers and a protective daddy, all her future suitors will have to get thoroughly vetted before they can get to her!

We were so worried about Kayleigh and the precious little one after her difficult last pregnancy, but the Watcher is so good. Mom and baby are both happy and healthy and Mom is resting, so I took it upon me to announce the joyous news to the world! We're all so grateful to the Watcher that he protected my daughter-in-love and my precious granddaughter Miriam, and we can't wait what He has in store for our family during the next season of our lives!

BELL FAMILY TREE

(That's it for the Bells for this season, and I'll be taking a bit of a break now. My work schedule got crazy a couple weeks ago, therapy is intense, and I want to build up a bit of a queue again before I start with the Miller-Rogers Shotgun Wedding Drama! See y'all soon!)

#bellfamily #nathan and kayleigh #anders and gwen #levi bell #elisha bell #simeon bell #miriam bell #donna bell #a new newcrest #gen 2 #summer 3 #fundie sims #fundie simblr #fundie snark #sims 4 legacy #quiverfull sims #ts4 #ts4 simblr #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay

[snapdragonsimming]

Fundie Fashion Finds: Swimwear and Athleticwear

I'm currently playing a fundamentalist family with strict modesty standards, so I decided to throw together a little lookbook for your conservatively-dressed female sims, modeled after the Duggars c. 2009. Enjoy!

Orpah Swim Dress by @ancasims / Uncursed Crocs by @llazyneiph

Shirt from Get Together / Angela Skirt by @ancasims / Capris from Base Game

Siyeon Top by @dear-solar / Short-Sleeved Accessory Shirt by @solistair / Skirt from Base Game / Capris from Base Game / The Basic Sneaker by @pleyita

Shirt from Snowy Escape / Tina 2.0 Exercise Skirt by @fundielicious-simblr / Alex Sneakers by @arethabee

Frilly Turtleneck Top by @serenity-cc / Long Tee Accessory Shirt by @wildlyminiaturesandwich / Skirt from Base Game / Capris from Base Game

#** #fundiefashionfinds #fundie sims #quiverfull sims #homeschool sims #fundie snark #ts4 #ts4 lookbook #ts4mm #sims #sims 4 #sims 4 lookbook #lookbook #cc finds #athletic lookbook #swimwear lookbook #af lookbook

[under-the-eye]

Hello! My name is Laila Loomis, and beside me is my wonderful husband, Johnathan. We are devoted Irisites, and in this album I hope to make a chronicle of our path as the Watcher leads us down it. I am 20 years old, Johnathan is 21, and we were only married a few short weeks ago. Now that we’re in a home of our own, we can’t wait to start following Mother Iris’ example.

Johnathan works as a writer at a Watcher-focused publishing company. In my free time, I garden and sell knitted goods to supplement his income. Soon I will hopefully have less time for those activities when the Watcher sees fit to lead us into parenthood!

#fundie sims #fundie snark #modest sims #quiverfull sims #fundie simblr #gen 1 #loomis family #ts4 #ts4 gameplay

[family-oriented-trait]

Arthur never cries for very long since his daddy is always there to pick him up!

I know other Watcherfolk employ other parenting methods, but this is what works for us and what we feel the Watcher desires for our family.

#fundie simblr #fundie sims #quiverfull sims #fundie snark #sims 4 #ts4 #yolk family #yolk gen 1

[typical-fundie-fridays-fan]

More Fundie Poses :)

SURPRISE! Lil pose pack for y'all :) I whipped these up for fun/practice but I thought people might like them, so enjoy!!

(Last pose was made with the base game picnic table! Just place two teleporters in the middle, facing the same way as the preview and you're good to go <3)

You will need: Andrew's Pose Player and Teleport Any Sim

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[disbear]

if you're not obsessed with niche fundie influencer drama like I am then this will mean nothing to you but DAVE FROM GIRL DEFINED IS DECONSTRUCTING. THEY POSTED A VIDEO AND HE LITERALLY SAID OUT LOUD THAT HE IS NO LONGER REALLY A CHRISTIAN AND HE IS DECONSTRUCTING. I FUCKING CALLED IT. I KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE GAVE A NUANCED THOUGHTFUL REVIEW OF THE BARBIE MOVIE. I KNEW IT. FOUR FOR YOU DAVE. YOU GO DAVE.

#GIRL DEFINED #dave beal #bethany beal #fundies #fundie snark #I need to calm down he could still hold really shitty political opinions but let me have this

[underhisplumbob]

Fancy_llama

ngl she seems really stuck up and the church gender reveal is definitely not insta worthy to her

sociallyawkwardtrait

yeh I agree, shame though cause even though they've only been part of the church for a few months you can tell they went all out.

besssterl1ng

omg if you zoom in on this pic you can see Hayes throwing a tantrum, guess it's a girl and he is NOT happy

#fundie #fundie simblr #fundie snark #quiverfull sims #fundie sims #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 legacy #thecolberts #gen1 #c:hayes #c:dina

[a-new-oasis]

From Amos Abram's Diary

So I sinned after church. I haven't wrote anything since then because of the guilt. I was out campaigning for Sons for Liberty and this really pretty girl came to chat to me. Properly pretty girl. I like short hair on girls. Immodest clothing, but they fit her, mom puts Libby, the twins even Cheer in potato sacks. I expected her to yell at me. People like that yell. Harder than even the most watcherly pastor. Telling us we're evil, and that a baby is just some chunk of tissue. But she was really sweet to me. Got me chatting. I don't remember what about. She was chatting to me about music. She told me she was a pianist like my old man, she sang too, her name was Elsie or was it Elise. My buddy, some not-so-watcherly guy won't say anything, I know. He's not really from around here, so he ain't used to standing out in the sun on a spring afternoon, he also probably doesn't give a shit if I did anything. He kept staring at Elsbeth's rack. He also tries to flirt with the girls who sometimes hand out flyers with us.

But if he did. At least church would be easier. And at least it shows I'm not like stupid, vapid Asher. He'd probably become a monk if we were like those Catholics. He probably will end up one anyways, I doubt any watcherly woman would demean herself, at least if she isn't a Jezebel.

Scrawled underneath in blotchy, barely legible writing

Watcher, why did you make sin so good? I cannot stop thinking about her. Thinking about seeing her again. I feel good. I feel strange. Maybe I should follow Christ's example and cast my own eyes out.

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[shinyhappysims]

Tori’s Simstagram post (@.torionyeka)

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flaminghotchidi 5/10 needs more emoji

maisiewindybreeze That smoothie looks delicious! DMing now!

torionyeka @.maisiewindybreeze Welcome to the Smexus team sis!

nnadichinyereventura Lotanna’s okay with you working?

torionyeka @.nnadichinyereventura Yup! Because it’s all from home! Want to join?

nnadichinyereventura …no I’m good.

omgonyinye what’s a brixten

torionyeka @.omgonyinye your new nephew silly!

omgonyinye oh ofc! congrats! it’s a name!

#fundie simblr #fundie sims #fundie snark #sims 4 legacy #shs: izzy #i need a cold cigarette

[clarkes-and-god]

"Hey beautiful, enjoying the wedding?"

"Yeah, it's fun. This is such a pretty venue."

"I guess it's pretty nice. You're all on your own though, are you ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. It's just pretty loud inside, and this dumbass bartender won't even serve me. My dad must have told them I'm 18."

"Tell me about it. If I even tried that, my parents would kill me. But you're too pretty to be sat by yourself, not getting served. I'm Natan, by the way."

"Thanks, that's really sweet of you to say. My name's Vivian."

"Tell you what Vivian, instead of sitting out here, all sad, why don't we go and have a look around the building? Everyone's just in the main hall, I bet the rest will be quiet."

"Sure, that sounds fun."

#fundie sims #quiverfull sims #fundie snark #fundie simblr #satire #homeschool sims #dolly+farris #natan+vivianiris