#what the fuckkkk this is FUCKED up bestie.......

[newtkive]

shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)

note: yes there’s the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.

warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes

part one

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chefboyardee: life lately

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syd_adamu: that pho was life changing

↳ chefboyardee: i think it was the best i’ve ever had

marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu

↳ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone

↳ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez

↳ syd_adamu: we aren’t and you can’t say that

↳ chefboyardee: oh.. we aren’t? ☹️😔

↳ syd_adamu: 😑

carmyberzatto: 🍲🔥

THE GOLDEN TRIO

[ 7:45 AM ]

y/n: did you see

did you see

did

you

see

ogmgokggkowkfofsk

syd: pardon??

what did richie do oh my god

did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day

fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad

marcus: nope i wish

y/n: he commented on my post 😭😭😭😭

syd: who

marcus: think about it

who else would cause this reaction

y/n: carmy!!!!!!!

i woke up to him commenting 🍲🔥 😍😍😍😍

syd: woah and the heart eyes?

y/n: no that’s my addition

syd: the bar is in hell

HES YOUR BOSS

y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??

marcus: y’all so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM ‼️ THE BABY’S UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA 😩🤨

syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????

y/n: bye im done

im leaving for work.

don’t talk to me ever again

done.

marcus: bye 👋

why do you leave so early fool

syd: so she can be teachers pet

marcus: smh always there before everyone

y/n: not true.

syd: i thought you weren’t talking to us

y/n: 😒

marcus: want me to bring y’all an iced latte again

y/n: …. 😁

WORK

[ 8:15 AM ]

y/n: AYOOOO

great job cleaning up after work yesterday 😊👍

richie: Is this a joke?

y/n: why would i joke about such a thing

carmy: Y/n what are you doing

y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty

carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no I’ll do it

This is not what I meant

y/n: well you yell too much

marcus: ouch

that’s my station 😔

carmy: Well clean it better

y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement

carmy: Not what that means

y/n: well notice how no one’s mad at me

im making alliances day by day

richie: You’ve worked here for two years and we are already friends

y/n: so you’re saying you aren’t my ally

richie: No

We are definitley in an alliance

y/n: love u richie

richie: Don’t go that far

chefboyardee’s instagram stories

WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩

[ 3:25 PM ]

y/n:

he so fine im bouta cermmmmm

syd: …..

marcus: :O

y/n: why are you acting shocked

like i haven’t said this daily

tina: Woah girl who?

y/n: HUH

richie: I’m not in the picture I don’t get it

syd: let’s just keep working before carmy notices

tina: I don’t care I’m on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..

marcus: she was talking about me you guys

y/n: the guy in the back

oh i mean yeah marcus

tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..

y/n: we are having an affair

marcus: no it’s about me

richie: I didn’t know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..

tina: Something ain’t right. No way they are.

marcus: we aren’t it’s just our sense of humor

y/n: i was just being funny!

tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?

syd: came out of the office and said “just cuz we’re slow doesn’t mean you can play on your phones” 👍💯

tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?

y/n: what no

tina: Well I wouldn’t blame you. He’s cute

y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT

its the tattoos isn’t it

richie: You have to be fucking joking

tina: I was playing..

y/n: im confused

syd: that was cruel

marcus: who cares it’s not a big deal

y/n: so you don’t think he’s cute tina?? ☹️☹️

tina: No he is cute… for you 😝

y/n: this is humiliating

richie: I’ll tell him

y/n: NO

stop

sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY

richie im not joking i’ll put a bomb in your floorboards

richie: I’m just fucking with you kid

tina: This isn’t over.

THE GOLDEN TRIO:

[ 3:40 PM ]

syd: y/n….

marcus: you look like a ghost y/n

y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc

i’m done im so done

marcus: stop looking so sad it’s making me feel bad

syd: it’s okay! just be thankful it wasn’t to the work groupchat with him in it..

marcus: true it could be worse

y/n: i guess so

thank you for trying to cover for me marcus

marcus: anytime you know i got you

syd: let’s get back to work before we start looking obvious

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[mitchywitchythings]

Some drinking headcanons with Todoroki Shoto!

Summary: What’s Todoroki Shoto’s reaction to drinking?👀

Warnings: Drinking, underage drinking, partying, lime, spicy, no actual smut, puking, hangover

Paring: Todoroki Shoto X Reader

Word count: 843 words

Masterlist

The first time you went drinking was when you graduated from Class 1-A to Class 2-A! The Bakugo squad decided it would be really cool to drink to your heart's content as a form of celebration

Mina your bestie for life, wanted you and your bf Shoto fucking hammered, seeing as it was his first time drinking

Your first time drinking was on your birthday last year, while Todoroki was doing his retake for his license

Safe to say Mina got you drunk so she was the one to take care of you the whole night

You guys drank at a club btw, Momo’s cousin was the owner so you girls had a night out, while a few guys from your class came. And by few I mean Sero, Kirishima, and Kaminari

Someone had to distract Iida and lie about going somewhere else

Good thing Shoto wasn’t there or he’d freeze and burn the 5 guys who tried to flirt with you

Ok so you guys end up keeping the night a secret from everyone who was excluded from that night, which included Shoto😭

Well all of that was true up until tonight at the graduation party, when Kaminari was yelling for everyone to take advantage and drink while Iida and Aizawa were out

Bruh, Kaminari slung his arm around your shoulder and began recalling your birthday and how you drank at least 10 glasses of different cocktail drinks

Shoto was like 👁️👄👁️😐🫤😑😯

Asked you why didn’t you tell him, you said it was a secret from everyone who wasn’t included that night, Shoto was sad at first why you didn’t tell him but all of that was erased when you gave him a peck on the lips

SMOOCH- MWAH MWAH 😘

After that Mina and Kaminari were behind you and legit made you drink

This was done by Kaminari grabbing your arms from behind you, holding you back and making you tilt your head back

Mina from in front of you quickly with ninja moves poured the whiskey into your mouth, straight from the bottle

Shoto stood there in shock and not sure what to do

But he was sure about one thing

Kaminari wasn’t going to hold his girlfriend ever again

Legit shoved off Kaminari and took his place, giving him a harsh death glare when Kaminari pouted, like his quirk, this boi literally bolted off to hide behind Kirishima

Midoriya who watched the situation unfold was like 😨😰

Uraraka was like 🫢🫣

Bakugo cackling on the ground- Bish can’t even breathe anymore

Mina made you down the whole bottle, getting you fucking hammered

Next thing Shoto knew was that you were on him

Nuzzling into his neck while whispering compliments and love confessions to him

Fuckkkk—

He was turned on-

He was so smitten with you, he would do anything for you

And that’s how he ended up drinking, Mina passed you a very expensive whiskey bottle

Courtesy’s of Endeavours black credit card ofc-

You asked him with puppy eyes to drink with you, no questions asked. He just drank it.

Midoriya tried to get him to stop but Shoto just brushed him off

Bakugo was cheering for Shoto because he was also so drunk

Ok so you and Shoto being drunk together was chaotic. So fucking chaotic

Which made it so fun-

On the dance floor dancing to whatever song they were playing, didn’t matter what

Shoto can’t dance, we all know this. But lemme tell you this, this little shit. Was dancing like he was born for it, he freaking matched your energy

You guys took more drinks throughout the whole night but that’s fine

Class 2-B entered the dorm and brought more drinks! Yayyy!!

More drinks!!🥳🥳🥳

Mina suggested you guys play 7 minutes in heaven, good idea??

Hell NAH!! That’s cuz you landed on Monoma Neito from class B, Shoto legit picked you up and threw Monoma the middle finger, carrying you bridal style to the closet

So many hickeys were visible on you after that

Lots of moans and groans came from the closet- oops

Everyone was cheering from outside cuz they were all drunk, even the innocent ones like Midoriya😤

They recorded having to pull Shoto off of you, and drag you guys out of the closet-

Damn that vid could go viral yk and his dad would be pissed AF lmaoooo

You and Shoto ended up passing out together on the couch, with a blanket wrapped around you guys

Everyone else passed out on the floor-

Woke up around noon with a major headache, running towards the toilet and throwing up

Shoto was besides you in an instant and held your hair back, rubbing your back in comfort

His turn was next. He also puked like A LOT.

But yeah, that’s ok because you guys had a really fun night last night!

Bonus:

Aizawa walks in on the dorm with everyone passed out

Legit closes the door and walks away

Iida goes in and is pissed🤬

Everyone kicked him out for being loud- lolll

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[more-cardigan-than-woman]

hi. you have written a few stories about Reader being Dicks best friend. What if she was Jasons best friend and has a secret thing going on with Dick and Jason has no idea.

Sure thing mate, though its going to be in 2 parts because i'm buggered today.

Brother & Bestie.

Dick Grayson x Brat!Reader

Warnings: SMUT, Degradation, hair pulling, swearing, pet names, secret fuck buddies.

"It's unlocked," Dick calls from the kitchen, "Oh, it's you, you little fuck,” he groans when he leans out of the door and spots you, “Let me grab my coat,” he rounds the corner looking for his jacket, “you can tell me on the way what he's been arrested for this time," he turns and notices you standing still in his doorway, "I swear, you pair get up to more trouble than anyone I've ever known,” he pauses, grabbing his jacket from the back of one of his dining chairs.

"Not in jail, this time." You mention casually as you close and lock the door behind you.

"So he wants something," he walks, his huge gait bringing him to you in an instant, "and he sent you because-" he grabs your chin, tilting your head up to his eyes," well, he hasn't quite figured out why yet," Dicks lips tilt into a smug smirk, “I really need to get that boys head checked.”

"Can we borrow the projector? Jay said you had a nice one that we could set up on the roof."

"You little shits are having a movie night and you didn't invite me?" Dicks fingers tighten on your face, “That’s fucking rude,” his eyes drift down your face, down towards your breasts, "take this off," he plucks at your old shirt releasing you from his grasp, "and I'll think about it."

You hurry to pull the shirt over our head, throwing it on the ground, "So, can we borrow the projector now?" you plant your hands at your sides, trying to stop yourself from going into full on begging just yet, “I’ll owe you one.”

“From what I recall,” his hand wraps around the back of your neck as he steps back, taking your face with him, “You owe me quite a few.”

"I promise to invite you to the next movie night." you try to reason with him, but you can’t help the way you’re looking at him. It’s been what? Maybe two weeks and fuck you already miss the way he makes you feel.

“Too late for that.”

“Please Dick, please let us borrow it.”

"Say it again"

"Please, I'd be so grateful."

“To who?”

“You. Please Dick, I’d be so grateful to you.”

"On your knees,” he releases your face, leaning back on the small dining table, “ask me from the ground."

"Dick, please please please please can we borrow your projector?" you plead, staring up at him from your knees.

"Such a pretty beggar." He coos, pushing your hair back from your face, "you going to pay for it?" You nod a little too quickly, making Dick laugh, "are you sure it's the projector you want? Or did you miss me?" Your gaze drops, shit. You know you’re acting too keen because well, you are, "did my pretty little pet miss the way I make her feel?"

"No." you lie, shifting your weight on your legs.

“I know when you’re lying,” you see his feet cross in front of you, “I can see it in your pretty eyes, Keep them on me. Now tell me the truth. Did you miss me?”

“Yes,” You adjust yourself, making yourself taller while planting your hands on your thighs for balance.

"What a good pet, always knows how to sit," his voice soft and encouraging while he slips out of his pants and grabs something from the chair behind him. Your eyes lock on his cock when it springs out right in your face, already half hard, “Lift your knees up,” he slides the pillow under your knees, “Good girl, don’t want to scrape those pretty legs,” he pats at your hair, "Open your mouth." You drop your jaw, your tongue hanging out like a dog on a hot day, "good girl, now take it in your- yes, just like that- and- fuckkkk…" he moans as your lips wrap around the head of his cock, your tongue flicking just over the tip. “Finally something your smart mouth is good at,” You want nothing more than to wrap your hands around the base, but last time you moved without permission he took it away, "you want it all, don't you Pet?" His long fingers tangle through your hair at the nape of your neck, yanking your head back, "Want me to fuck your pretty throat, Pet?" He stares down at you, smiling so wide when you nod at him, "Relax your throat,” his hands grip tighter into your hair, “1. 2. 3. Ahhhhh." He pushes himself all the way down your throat, the sting of the stretch making you squirm.

You lick at the underside of his cock as tears start to well in your eyes and your throat is stretched to the brim with his cock. His hands guide you back and forth along his length, your hands now resting his thighs as he uses your throat for his pleasure. You can feel yourself dripping into your panties, your thighs rubbing together to try and give yourself some relief, while trying to stay as still as possible.

"Your throat feels so fucking good, Pet." He moans, "way to good. Shit,” Dick pauses, his hand slowly caressing your face, “how are you so good at that?"

"Irndidbeoke,"

"Didn't catch that," Dick smirks when your eyes meet his, "you having trouble talking?" You roll your eyes so wide there's no way he misses it, "going to be like that?” his hands slaps at your cheek, “Fuck, that feels good.” you moan around him and he shivers, stepping back and groaning when his cock falls from your mouth, “Stick your tongue out.” he grips the base of his cock in his hand, “Good girl, eyes- yes Pet,” he slaps his cock on your tongue, once, twice, never looking away from you, “Fuck, you shiver when I do that,” a third time, “Get up, Pet.” he yanks you up by the hair, one hand sliding under your arm to help you up, "bend over the table Pet, I wanna see that pretty ass."

You bite down on your lip to keep the squeal of excitement in. Your hands move to pull the button on your jeans down before you hear Dick tutting behind you, "Did I tell you to take those off?"

"No."

"No, what?"

"No way." you suck in your lips trying to keep your laugh in.

"Then why are you taking them off?"

"Soz."

“Pet..”

“Richard.”

“Pet, your chance to be a bitch is over,” Dick shakes his head at you, “Unless, you just want to go? Which you are free to do at any time, doors right behind you.”

“No, I don’t want too.”

"Then why don’t you be a good pet and do as you're told,” he mutters, “for once.”

“Huh?” you say confused, you’d always been good or tried to be when you could keep your mouth shut, “What do you-”

“No more questions, Pet. Spread,” You lean on to your hands, spreading your legs apart as you arch your back into the table.

"Like this?"

"Good girl," he spanks you once, before his hand snakes around your middle and tugs at the zip on your jeans. His long fingers grazing along the fabric as he drags it down your legs, "step- good."

You beam, looking back and seeing him on his knees, his face so close and yet so far from your pussy. You have to stay still, but the urge to push back is so strong you can feel yourself inching closer.

He spanks you again, "don't you rush me. this is my pussy," he hits you again, "isn't it, Pet?"

"Yes."

"I'll play with it how I want,” his fingers palm at your ass, “You want that projector don't you?"

"Yes," even though it's the furthest thing from your mind right as his mouth inches closer to you. “Please.”

"You’ve been naughty” he ponders and your mind reels trying to figure out just what you’ve done, “I’ll just have a little taste, for me. Not you," his tongue darts out scooping up some of your pussy juice and moaning at your flavour, "just as perfect as last time. Tell me you remember the last time."

"Bar Night, last Wednesday."

"That was a while ago, no wonder you offered to come here. Though it does beg the question-" He tilts forward, pressing his nose into your ass as his tongue licks over your clit. “Why didn’t you answer your phone?” He moans into you so hard that you don’t fully hear him, only catching something about a phone. You try to piece together his words, only to lose your train of thought when Dicks hands grab your hips to keep you still, "Be a good pet and let me eat in the ambiance." He licks at you, his tongue darting inside, “Give me my ambiance,” he moves down and down until his lips wrap over your clit.

"Yes, please, more," you moan, clenching your fists to try and keep yourself still.

He mumbles something into your pussy and you feel two long fingers slip inside you, pressing and stretching you out for him. His tongue flicks over your clit, his cheeks hollowing as he sucks hard on your clit. The strong fingers still on your hip dig into your side, his nails pinching you, marking you down to your thigh and making your insides catch fire.

Your mind starts to swirl as your pussy begins to pulse around his fingers, "Close," you pant, "so fucking close."

"Hmmm, good Pet" he hums, the vibrations on your clit make you squirm even more.

Suddenly Dick sits back on his feet and you can imagine the smirk on his face as your pussy chases after him, clenching around nothing but air, "but I didn't say you could cum yet."

"Please, please Dick. I wanna cum so bad."

"Don’t even remember- No. keep facing forward." he pushes your head back around when you try to look at him, “What was I saying?” he asks, brushing his body against yours, his cock prodding at your pussy, “Oh, yeah.” he presses the tip of his cock into you, “I don’t remember telling you, you were allowed to cum, Pet.”

“Yes,” you nod, “I can..” you squeeze your eyes shut, trying not to imagine how fucking hot he looks standing behind you with just his shirt on “..I think I can-”

“You will hold it,” he tugs on your hair, “My pet only cums on my command. Correct?” he asks you, pulling you back so your head is resting against his chest, “Answer me Pet. Or is it too hard to think,” he thrusts up, “With my big cock inside you?”

“So full,” you moan as he tips your head back and your eyes start to glaze over when he gets so deep inside you, “Dick, yes,” your hands cling to Dick as best at they can, attempting to not have your hair and the hand around your middle being the only things keeping you upright.

“Fuck, Jasons been wasting you,” he moans, catching your lip between his teeth, “Pet as pretty as you should be used,” his hand slips from your hair to around your throat, “filled,” he bites down on your tongue when you try to stick it in his mouth, “Fucked.” shoving his own into yours and palming at your breasts, “What do you think your little bestie would say if he could see you now?”

“Fuck, Dick.” you moan, “Don’t-”

“Think he’d be jealous?” he grinds up into you, “Think he’d be mad at me for fucking you?” he hits a spot that makes you cry out and start to twitch around him, “would he be mad at you for fucking his brother?” his hand tightens on your throat, “Open your eyes,” he slows down, pressing his fingers into your cheeks, “Would he be mad if he found out how long-” he moans when you start to clench on his cock, “-how long we’ve been doing this?” your pussy like a vice as it flutters around him, “Fuck that turns you on doesn’t it?”

“Yes, Fuck, I’m getting close again.”

“No you’re not.”

“I really-” your eyes roll back so far as your mouth hangs open “Dick I-”

“I said,” he stops moving, leaving his cock deep inside you, “No. You hold it or we stop. You can take it for me, can’t you, my Pet?”

“Yes. I- I will.” you try to turn it off, just how hot and flustered and how fucking close you are, to push it down, push it away. But it’s still there, just bubbling at the surface.

“Good girl, bend over.” he pushes you over the table, “You can take it.” he fucks hard into you, “Take whatever I give you,” his hands grip on your hips pulling your ass into him, “Love watching your ass bounce on me.” you grind back into him, biting down so hard on your lips that you can taste the blood, “You take it so well for me.” he pounds and pounds into you. Your head spinning with the force that its taking to keep your pleasure in while his cock fucks you so perfectly. His moans and grunts fill your ears and make it even harder for you to stop from cumming. “Can I fill you up, Pet?” he fucks into your harder while his fingers wrap around your leg and press into your clit, “Yeeeeessssss, squeeze around meee like Thatt,Fuuuck.”

“Yes, I want it. I want it. I want it.”

“Beg for me, my pet.”

“Please cum, please fill me up.” you pant breathlessly, your hips bruisingly sore from how hard he’s been fucking you into the table.

“My good Pet,” he growls, covering your body with his, “My good girl,” he bites down on your shoulder, “My perf- Ahhh Fuc…fect Pet.” his body shaking as his warm cum fills your tight pussy, the excess already starting to drip out around him and down your bare thigh. “Fuck, I can feel you getting close again Pet,” he pants so close to your ear, before his breath turns heavier and he pulls away from you, his heat leaving you almost as fast as his cum is falling down your leg.

“What?” you breathe out, “Dick, you- what?” you turn confused and find him pulling his pants up, “Where are you going?” you ask, resting your head on the table and staring back at him as he steps away from you, his eyes still trained on your ass.

“Oh Pet,” he smiles at you, “How will you learn your lesson if you’re not punished?”

“Why?”

“Have a think about it while I grab the projector,” he slaps your ass, “might want to put your clothes back on too.”

“Cruel!” you shout at him as you shuffle down the table and try to stand. “Fuckin, shit balls.” you swear as your legs shake under you and you need to grip the table as you bend down to grab the band of your jeans and attempt to pull them up one handed. “The fuck did I ever do to you!” you yell as the denim catches on your sticky ass legs.

“Think about it, 3 days ago,” he calls from down the hallway.

“3 days- when I moved?” finally getting the ass of your jeans up over your thighs and zipping them up, “what about it? You knew I was moving out of Jay and Roys love nest,” you stand, finding your shirt on the ground and slipping it over your head.

“Yeah, but you didn’t answer when I called you,” he says when he reappears leaning against the doorway.

“When did you-” Fuck, that must’ve been when you saw someone calling when you and Jason were unpacking your living room and rejected the call and then totally forgot about it, fuck. “-my bad. I totally forgot to call you back.”

“Now you’re getting it. 3 days and nothing. Not a call, not a text and Pet,” he shoves the projector into your hands, “I know you're sorry. I can see the sorry soaking your jeans,” he grabs your face pulling you close, “Don’t you wash that off until I tell you,” he commands, “and next time,” his lips a breath away from yours, ”you’ll know to at least call me back. Oh and-” he kisses you, his lips so soft and sweet against yours, “Have a fun night,” you hear the door click open behind you, “I’ll be seeing you real soon, Pet,” he growls, shoving you out of the door and slamming it in your face.

6 hours later. PART 2

#dick grayson x reader #dick grayson #dick grayon x reader #reader x dick grayson #x reader #reader #fem reader x dick grayson

[sansblkgirlfriend]

Show You What's Mine (J.YH) - (Drabble)

Pairing: Jeong Yunho x Reader

Au: Idol au!

Synopsis: With you and Yunho being Idols, the two of you tried to keep your relationship secret. But when you have to do a special collab stage with your good friend Rocky, his tune change and suddenly he doesn’t want it to be hidden anymore.

Warns: Dom! Yunho, Sub!Reader, unprotected sex, degradation, marking, overstimulation, manhandling, pet names, slight choking kink, let me know what I missed.

A/n: When my bestie Berri asked me for a Yunho fic one day, I had to deliver. This idea was given me by the wonderfully sweet @madebykimchi .

T’s: @soobinshouseplant @mingissoggywaffles ( @taehyunscaramelfrappe ) @ninathesunflower

I hope you enjoy it ~

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“So you were just begging to be put in your place huh, tiny?”

You couldn’t even respond to your boyfriend, his hand wrapped deliciously around your throat caught any of the moans that threatened to leave your mouth.

You were praying that no one came by your dressing room. Because the smell of sex was obvious and Yunho wasn’t exactly being quiet.

Today Yunho had come to support you in a special stage that you had to do with your friends.

It was like a couple stage, and Rocky didn’t have anyone to perform with due to his partner being sick. So you being his good friend you agreed to come with him.

Not really anticipating how sexual the dance was.

Rocky apologized profusely but you just waved it off, it was nothing, he didn’t mean it anyways,and you two were just friends anyways.

But this didn’t sit right with Yunho at all.

The two of you really didn’t put it out there that you were dating, it was kinda if ya know you just know situation. So other idols tend to flirt with you or joke around with you in a way that he doesn’t like.

So after todays performance, you walked to your dressing room to find Yunho waiting inside, an un readable expression on his face.

“Yunho~! Hi baby-“

“Face down, skirt up over that pretty little ass of yours”

You froze, finally noticing what he was wearing, only a simple t-shirt and grey sweatpants.

Oh he meant business-

And you guess you were taking too long because Yunho stood up and grabbed you by your hair, pushing you down into the couch, your ass now up in the air just as he wanted.

You just whimpered as Yunho simply moved your panties to the side, sinking two of his thick, long fingers into your cunt.

“You’re so wet..was it because of Rocky?” He asked, with jealousy lacing his tone, you shook your head, whimpers was leaving your mouth as his fingers fucked you at a quick pace.

“N-no!! I was just h-helping- oh fuckkkk..” You were gripping the couch cushions as your boyfriend showed now mercy to you. You knew he could get jealous, but never like this.

“Helping? By dancing that close to him like that? Being damn near close to kissing him?” He said, curling his fingers making you cry out. Yunho smirks and pulls you up by your hair. 

“Maybe it’s time to let everyone know who this pussy belongs to baby..”

You nod dumbly as you hear him fumbling around trying to get his sweats off, you were secretly cursing yourself out yet thanking whoever was supposed to be Rocky’s partner.

Yunho landed a harsh smack on your ass before sliding into you, bottoming out quicker than you thought.

“You’re such a dirty little whore..So wet from this..I think you like this more than anything..” “You love being my cocksleeve huh? Just mine for me to use~” “Imagine if your fans were to see you like this..bent over and taking my cock..”

You tried to hold back your near pornographic moans, yes your room may be at the end of the hall but you still had people near you.

Yunho groans as he starts to thrust into you, his hand tangled in your hair, gripping it and tugging your head back. Yunho knew that he had no reason to be jealous, he knew you were his, but seeing you dancing on stage with another man that he knew you had a good relationship with just awoke something in him.

“Y-yuyu..fuck fuck-” “Hmm? Yes tiny? What do you want?..”

Yunho teases as he slows his thrusts down, chuckling at your whines. The larger male leans down towards you. “P-please fuck me faster…please..-” You beg and Yunho cooes in response, snapping his hips to quickly speed back up. 

He smirks at your ramblings of thank yous and various other incoherent mumbles. You were in intense pleasure, your hands clawing into the couch as you rock against it.

Yunho groans as his hips stutter a bit, he feels you clench around him. He knows you’re close and he is too, but that doesn’t mean he’s done with you for the day.

You cry out as your orgasm is fast approaching and you can tell that Yunho knows it. You couldn’t even get it out as you screamed out your boyfriend's name as your cunt spasms around his cock.

Yunho chuckles as he helps you ride out your orgasm. He leans down to place a kiss on your cheek with a laugh, looking at your fucked out state.

“Y-you..owe me mister..”

“I know I know..warm bath when we get back to the dorms..”

#evesdrabbles #evesnightclub (18+) #ateez imagines #ateez x reader #ateez scenarios #ateez fanfic #ateez smut #Yunho x reader #Yunho smut #Jeong Yunho x reader #Jeong Yunho smut #Yunho x reader smut #Jeong Yunho x reader smut

[materialgworlas]

Hey Siri how long has it been Sense

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Siri: playing material girls by saucy Santana on Apple Music

Me:pauses music

You get what I’m try to say tho bestie YOU HAVENT GAVE US ANY SAUCE WERES THE SAUCE Please hook a sister up post POST PLEASE

Visitors From The Future- Satoru Gojo x Fem!reader

Synopsis: M kinda loving the whole Y/n gojo roommate canon so imam stick w it for now. SO imagine like u n gojo be arguing again, over sumn domestic like the nasty mf leavin skid marks or smthg😭 AND THENNN yall interrupted by sm1 at the door and its future nanami n yo future kids w gojo (Cuz of some mission into da future that takes place in da past… uh… YK WHAT FUCK THE LOGISTICS MAN JUST ALLOW IT). And gojo be smug as hell cuz he already got a lil crush on u so knowing yall get busy in da future is a major confidence boost.

GOJO AF

And like u in denial cuz u been resisting the urge to jump in this blind mice ahh mf’s bones for AGES

YO MANS😫😫

 anddddd u kinda feeling geto rn but yo kids r cute so u aint really complaining. And it’s just future nanami tired as hell cuz yo kids got gojo’s energeticness and ur stubbornness so they can’t be reasoned w😍

pov its bedtime🥰

JORDANA BBG HERE U GOOOOO😁 IM EXPECTING MY COMMISION IN DMS👹👹(yk what im talkin ab)

warning: uh da n-word? sm foul language, the readers black, gojo be simpin then foul at the end, poor suguru just wanted nyash, nanami deserves better than designated nanny AHAH GET IT NANANNY-MI REHEHEHE IM SO FUNNY-

☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

“I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA MURDER THIS FOOL!”

“Eughhhhh it’s not even that bad-“

“WDYM NOT THAT BAD MAN U SHAT UP THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!”

“Mf actin like its on the walls”

“…”

“What-“

“WHO THE FUCKKKK DO U THINK CLEANS THE DAMN APARTMENT GOJO!”

“Gojo?? I thought we were at that ‘Satoru’ level-“

“NIGGA STFU! Yo crusty ahh been fucking up my damn kitchen for WAY too long! Clean yo shit mf, last I checked slavery was over!”

“This is why we should get a maid.”

“WITH WHAT FUNDS!??!?! WE BROKE STUDENTS!”

“phhfft speak for yourself, im loaded.”

“Correction, was loaded. Until yo parents got tired of funding ur dookie lifestyle n cut you off.”

“…”

“reheh, gotcha nigga.”

“Ughhhhh I hate this.”

“Oh and u think I like wasting my breath?? Mf just clean the damn mess you made so ion have to yell.”

 “yeah, u only be yelling for Suguru these days...”

“NIGGA WHAT??”

“…” “U WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE U POMPOUS  CANT DO SHIT LIMP DICCK BEADY EYED FREAKK WITH YO WHITE HAIR GOT U LOOKING LIKE AN OLD ASS  EGG HEADED SLENDER MAN! CLEAN YO MAN MESS OR FUCKING LEAVE!” you practically roared, heavily breathing whilst a shocked Gojo stared at your angered form

Great, now you’ve done it

“yk what fuck this shit, I’m heading out.” you huffed before storming off to your room to get changed

You always take things too far, don’t you satoru. And the worst part is I only made that mess cause I was tryna make that weird dish Y/n loves, but I fucked it up n got embarrassed. God I gotta let go of this petty crush, I mean- shes literally hooking up with my best friend, by definition that should make Y/n off limits. But I just… She just so smart n funny n GAHD DAYM THAT ASS PHATT- but all I manage to do is piss her off. EUGH curse these damn feelings! Maybe ill call hoe#2 later to de-stress, she doesn’t mind when I say the wrong name at least-

“You gon get the door or not!?”

Your yell from the other room had broken through Gojo’s thoughts, now aware of the ringing the 6’3 man lumbered to the door

“Oh yeh nanamin-“

“DADDY!”

Gojo’s greeting had been cut off by the shrill of the two young children that clung to Nanami’s frame, eagerly reaching out to touch him. “May we come inside.” The weary blond spoke, waiting patiently for his ‘friend’ to move aside allowing him to enter, the two infants in tow.

“who was at the door-“you padded into the living room, dressed much nicer than before, stopping short seeing your best friend, Nanami, and the two children in his arms. “Mini, who’s black babies are these” you chortled

“MAMA!” The children wailed, squirming hard enough to break free from Nanami’s hold and rush to you.

“The fu-“

“Y/N! no cussing in front of the kids!” Gojo hissed, you rolled your eyes but relented. Turing your attention to the children clinging to your legs

“these babies kidna cute.” You muttered

“I KNOW RIGHT!!” Gojo cooed, tickling the younger girl who let out a happy squeal

“I should hope you find your own children cute.” Nanami said, in his matter of fact tone, as if he aint dropped a phatt ass spoiler in yo lives.

“My own children- huh?”

“Yes, myself, Kasumi and Saku are from the future. They are your children.” Mf dropping bomb after bomb without a second thought THAT’S how tired he is.

OUR WHAT? KIDS? U MEAN I- SHITTT, I have so many questions! When do we get together? Are we still together?? Do we get married?? Wait he said from the future- just how far into the future we talking??? How long I gotta wait to dick Y/n down n make my Gojo army... Saku’s got Y/ns smile and Kasumi got her… well everything. Damn I really lucked out-

So many thoughts in Gojo’s head. Yet all he could muster was,

“Huh… come to think of it you do look a lil older to how I remember.” Trying to keep his composure whilst he did internal backflips

Our kids? You mean me and this dusty- who am I kidding GORGEOUS idiot fuck?? AND I POP OUT TWO OF HIS EGG HEADED BABIES?? I mean, when?? Where?? why?? I mean sure the niggas fine but uh me n Geto kinda… well its complicated. But DAMN if these babies aren’t the cutest lil shit I ever seen. Saku’s got Gojos big ahh blue bug eyes but he makes em work w his brown skin n adorable lil afro… he can’t be more than 6 I’d say. AND OH MY LIFE KASUMI IS ADORABLE EHEHEH, she gets her cuteness from her mama let’s not lie but her beautiful curled her got white locks that fit her so well. Ehehe yk what, I’m not mad.

“Mama, no angy?” Kasumi babbled

“Huh- why would I be angry??”

“C-cause we twied to make (insert favourite food🥰) n-nd made biggggggggggg mess.” Saku said, peering at you with those beautiful blue eyes.

“Dadda’s dia!” Kasumi pointed to Gojo who picked up the happy girl

“Dadda’s what?” he hummed

“SUMI’S RIGHT W-WE ONLY DID IT CAUSE-BECAUSE DADDY SAID YOU’D LIKE IT!”

Gojo rn:🧍🏾‍♀️

“You were tryna make (favourite food)? N made a big mess…” now u aint the brightess when it comes to this shit but even you could connect the dots.

Now the famous Satoru Gojo, strongest sorcerer, was shying away from the knowing look you gave him. his cheeks dusted with an embarrassing amount of pink as he used Kasumi’s chubby body to shield himself.

YOU AF

Your cute lil moment was cut short by Nanami’s haggard snores, the poor man was sprawled on your couch. If it weren’t for his aggressive ass noises, you’d think the mf was dead😭

“Um- er, well they can’t exactly leave until Nanami’s awake…” Gojo started

“True, and it’d be cruel to wake him… he looks so tired.”

“…I guess we’ll have to look after the kids until he wakes up🥳🥳🥳. Oh well, HEY- who wants to teleport to Uncle Suguru n tell him the good news!!”

“Gojo you’re foul-“

“MEEEE!” Saku and Kasumi yelled in unison

“ALRIGHT LETS GO!😁”

GETO WHILE GOJO BE PARADING HIS HAPPY LIL FAMILY ON HIS LAWN

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ik its been a hot minute yall but dw ur warrior @jordanahart been on my ass everyday to post dis 😔✊🏾 1 man army fr

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[lyonneswife]

Best Friends Mommy - Natasha Lyonne Chapter 1

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READER IS 19 AND NATASHA IS 43

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Pairings: fem reader X milf Natasha Lyonne

Warnings: smut, mommy k!nk, heavy praise k!nk, alcohol, Cigarettes, use of pet names a lot

Words: 2851

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Nobody's POV:

When you end up having a sleepover at your best friends house. Who you haven't seen in years. And meet her mom again after few years too, she looked hotter than ever and you just couldn't help yourself.

Y/N’s POV:

I was just chilling in my bed getting cosy under the warm fluffy blankets. When Talia had texted me.

T ❤️: “heyy girl you wanna come round for a sleepover tonight?”

Talia was my best friend we have been besties for years. However we haven’t seen each other in ages since she left. Everytime I went round her house tho I’d always see her parents arguing. I mean It was none of my business but they probably got a divorce. However tho Talia’s mom Natasha was pretty hot tbh she was the first woman that made me realise I liked girls and not boys.

Me: “hey T oh my god yes I’d love to come for a sleepover. What time?”

T ❤️: “you can come now if you want”

Me: “alright I’ll get ready, cya in a few x”

Instantly throwing my phone onto my bed I got up out of my fluffy, warm blankets and headed to my closet. I picked out a white loose tank top which was slightly see through. I didn’t want to wear a bra so I didn’t, because they are just honestly kinda uncomfortable. I paired this with black ripped jeans and my black high top converse all stars. I threw my toothbrush/toothpaste and other essentials in my back pack and headed downstairs.

Leaving a note on the fridge for my parents letting them know I’ve gone to Talias. They were out so I also texted them too. I headed out the door to my car, yes I’m 19 and already driving but honestly tho I love it. Before setting off I texted T telling her I’m on my way there.

Me: “Hey T I’m on my way”

Talia: “yass. Put your phone away tho now I don’t want you dying on me”

Me: “yeah yeah I will”

It had been a few minutes and you had arrived at her house. Getting out of the car grabbing your things you headed to the front door and knocked. But Talia didn’t answer it was Natasha.

My breath hitches in my throat when I see her. She looked hotter than before, the red silky robe she was wearing wrapped so delicate around her “fuck” I muttered to myself. No y/n you shouldn’t be thinking like this about your best friends mom but god she was sexy. I saw a smirk on Natasha’s face when she realised how I was looking at her. A blush started to plaster on my cheeks at the embarrassment of her catching me. Instantly she bent down to give me a hug. But I couldn’t help but notice the lack of fabric covering her cleavage.

Natasha: “Y/N oh my god it’s so good to see you, Talia said you were coming round for a sleepover she’s just upstairs talking to her boyfriend at the moment sweetheart”

Sweetheart? She never calls me that. Hmm weird I thought to myself .

Me: “thank you Mrs Lyonne” I say sending her a sweet smile.

Natasha: “call me Natasha darling no need to call me Mrs Lyonne” she says while putting a hair behind my ear with a slight smirk “I’ve known you since you were 9 so no need for formalities sweetie” she says in an almost whisper so only I hear it

Me: “okay Natasha”

Natasha: “good girl” a shiver spreads down my spine after she said that I could already feel my panties being to soak. She smirked knowing what she did to me.

Natasha: “would you like anything to drink lovely?”

What’s with the pet names Natasha. You’re killing me fuckkkk.

Me: “just some apple juice will do”

Natasha: “come on y/n you’re 19 and you want apple juice? I’m not judging but let loose a little” she says while getting out a bottle of wine pouring some into a glass and 2 beers assuming the beers are for me and Talia.

Me: “I’m just not a big drinker Natasha, I’ve changed since the last time you saw me well I still love apple juice but I’m different”

Natasha: “ yeah and how so different, huh?” She says bending over the counter drinking from her wine glass with a smirk plastered on her face. Her full cleavage was now directly In front of my eyes on show. My cheeks quickly covered in a pinky red colour swallowing deeply I couldn’t contain myself until she spoke again.

Natasha: “y/n you okay”

NO NATASHA IM NOT FUCKING OKAY

Me: “y-yeah sorry Um as I was saying”

Natasha: “go on dove”

Me: “well I am 19 now so I’m not so sweet and innocent like I was when I was 9”

Natasha: “not so innocent? Hmm so are you a naughty girl miss y/l/n” she says lighting a cigarette. I all most choked on the beer I was drinking after she said that. OMG WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO ME

Me: “for a matter of fact that’s none of your business Mrs Lyonne” I say turning around grabbing the other beer to walk up to Talia’s bedroom. But she stopped me pushing me to the wall. She just chuckles seeing the effect she has on me.

Natasha: “why are you so nervous around me y/n, I won’t bite” “but I will if I need to” she says whispering into my ear and taking my earlobe slightly between her pearl teeth.

I bite my lip to stop the noises that could come from my mouth. She pulls away and smirks looking at me.

Me: “Na-Natasha w-why are you doing this too me?”

Natasha: “I’ve seen the way you look at me y/n I’ve known since you were 15 you had a crush on me. But I couldn’t do anything about it” she says putting a hair behind my ear “however you’re older now so it’s not illegal baby. so now what do you say, let me fuck that pretty kitty of yours huh? Can I sweetpea? Can mommy do that for you?”

I nod quickly earning a smirk from Natasha.

Natasha: “use your words princess”

Me: “yes yes tasha”

Natasha: “no no wrong name”

Me: “sorry, yes mommy please”

Natasha: “please what”

Me: “FUCK ME PLEASE OH MY GOD PLEASE”

Natasha: “patience sweet one”

Before Natasha could do anything Talia called for me upstairs. Me and Tasha just look at each other before she whispered. “We’ll carry this on later ok darling don’t say anything to my daughter or do anything to yourself or I’ll have to punish you got that dove” She says putting her thumb over my bottom lip. I just nod but she didn’t like that so I spoke so I don’t get more of a punishment.

Me: “yes Natasha I- I mean mommy”

Natasha: “good girl now go on run upstairs so Talia doesn’t suspect anything, but before you do I’ll give you something to look forward to” she says before capturing my lips into a passionate kiss. Her soft plump lips against mine felt so right. They fit together like a puzzle piece as if we were made for each other. I moan into her mouth as the kiss gets more heated.

Quickly we pull away for a breath. I smile looking at her only now noticing her beautiful brown eyes. Kissing her one last time I rush upstairs to Talia.

Talia: “hey what the fuck was taking you so long” she says chuckling

Me: “oh your mom said you were talking to your boyfriend so I stayed down to talk to her for a bit since I haven’t been here in 4 years”

Talia: “oh alright”

Me: “your mom has changed a lot tbh wait where’s your dad”

Talia: “oh he’s away for 2 days on a business trip thing”

Me: “oh okay” hmm I wonder why Natasha is making a move on me when she’s still married. Why Tasha why me and why not your husband I thought to myself.

Natasha’s POV:

Why did I do that god. I’m so stupid she’s my daughters BEST FRIEND this isn’t right. But she is of age and the tension between us. The way her lips fitted perfectly against mine as if we were made for each other. My husband can’t know about this but why would he care anyways. He’s always away from home and never gives me any pleasure or attention when he’s here.

The attention I want from y/n is more exciting the thought of being caught with her between my legs. Just makes the arousal grow more. The need and crave I have for her grows more when I’m around her.

I was so excited when Talia said she was coming round for a sleepover. I almost wished she was coming to see me and not my daughter. Why am I so attracted to my daughters best friend why does she have this hold on me.

-time skip-

Y/N’s POV:

It was now 11 pm surprisingly Talia fell asleep early, the whole night we just catched up she introduced me to her boyfriend. Liam he seemed like a nice guy. I had tip toed to what I assumed was Natashas room.

Natasha: “come in y/n”

Me: “h-hi”

Natasha: “hey baby, come sit” she says patting her lap

I don’t say anything or move I just stay standing near her door.

Natasha: “y/n what’s wrong”

Natasha walks over to me and lifts up my chin so I’m looking at her.

Natasha: “y/n please speak to me”

Me: “it’s just, why me? Why are you into me when you have a family Natasha. A husband and a daughter, I’m so confused I feel like a homewrecker”

Natasha: “y/n it’s just, my husband well he’s been away for a while and he just won’t give me the attention when he’s here that I crave and want or pleasure. And when I saw you today I couldn’t help myself and I know you couldn’t either” “I understand if you think this is weird or wrong since I’m your best friends mom bu-”

I cut her off before she could say anything else with a heated kiss. After she pulls away and walks to sit down on her bed.

Me: “Natasha I’m gonna be honest here. I’ve always thought you were the hottest, sexiest woman alive and to be honest I still think that. But fuck you turn me on so much I’ve always wanted you and craved you. You might’ve known me since I was a kid but god I just want you to fuck the shit outta me please. But let me pleasure you first. You’ve been touched starved for too long let me help”

Natasha: “is T asleep?”

Me: “yes mommy she is” I say walking closer to her with a smirk.

As I get closer to the bed I start taking off the tank top revealing my uncovered breasts. That Natasha’s deep brown eyes couldn’t take their gaze off. Crawling onto the bed I trail my fingertips along her bare thighs sending shivers up her spine.

Natasha moaned wanting more and to stop teasing her. So I gave her what she wanted. What she craved most.

Y/N: “we gotta be quiet remember Talia is next door. So shh while I give you the pleasure you deserve mommy let me please you”

Natasha couldn’t say anything so she just nodded, I didn’t want to tell her to use her words incase a moan came out. So I began removing the red silky fabric from her body.

Me: “you’re so beautiful Natasha” I say admiring her gorgeous curves and natural beauty.

I look up at her with a seductive look with my finger wrapped inside the hem of her matching red lace panties. “Can I?” She gives me a reassuring nod while biting her bottom lip. Slowly I bite the hem of her panties slowly pulling them down between my teeth while looking up at her. I smirk taking them off and throwing them into the corner of her bedroom, instantly planting small kisses up her thighs reaching closer to her clit. Natasha bucks her hips up wanting friction. “Patience mommy. I’ll touch you soon okay be patient” Natasha couldn’t hold back her moans no more. I began kissing up closer to her core when I reached it I plastered feather like kisses on her clit just teasingly. Making her begin to rock her hips slightly.

Gripping her thighs I slid my tongue through her slick folds moaning at the taste of her in my mouth and squeezing her beautiful breasts, they fitted perfectly into my hand.

Natasha: “mmm y/n fuck faster please” she moans. I got faster with each thrust of my tongue on her clit. Her hips became more sloppy which I knew was because she was getting close. I quickened up the paste to help her out a bit. “You can do it. Tasha cum on my tongue, let me taste you even more” “cum for me baby” I mumbled against her clit and after that

she released on tongue. Her taste was devine. I licked up all her juices and began to put more feather like kisses up her body until I reached her lips. I captured her plump lips into a heated kiss. Natasha flips us over so she’s on top of me.

Natasha: “now sweetheart let me pleasure you okay please. Let mommy fuck you so good you’ll see stars like I said I would” I just nodded knowing she’ll hate that.

“Use your words baby”

Me: “yes mommy please I- I need you just as much as you needed me please” I say bucking my hips upwards to get any sort of friction.

Natasha began to pepper kisses on my face then kissing my lips leading to a make out. She then started to kiss my neck slowly moving down my body. But before she could, she whispered seductively into my ear. “I own you now, okay got that sweetie. Mommy owns you” which sent a shiver down my spine. She trailed her lips over every inch of my body peppering feather like kisses. Until she reached my core. Her lips hovered over my thighs biting and sucking at the sensitive skin. Leaving marks so only I know I’m hers. Her property. I couldn’t take the teasing no more, as I whined and bucked my hips up more. “Please Natasha please” I said in a moan.

Natasha: “wrong name kitten”

Me: “mommy please”

Natasha: “tell mommy what you want princess”

Me: “fuck me please I- I need you so bad please mommy”

Before she could say anything she slid her tongue into my slick folds slowly admiring my taste. I moaned in pleasure as she hit my g spot making me grip a hold of the sheets. Natasha got faster as my movements got sloppier. She knew I was close so she decided to slide in two fingers into my clit as she still licked my folds. “Cum for mommy baby, let me taste you let me devour your goodness” and with that I let go and released on her fingers and tongue. She let me ride out my high before pulling out and kissing up my body and squeezing my breasts. I captured her lips into a loving kiss before she fell beside me. “Wait” I said grabbing her fingers and sucking off my juices into my mouth Natasha looked at me with a smirk. “If you do that I’ll want a round 2” i chuckled at her saying that and just stared at her beautiful face admiring her beauty.

-time skip-

Me and Natasha had a round 2 before I hurried off back to Talia’s room. She gave me her number so we could talk more and maybe see each other in secret.

This was the best night I’ve had in awhile. SHIT am I falling in love with Natasha. I mean yes I had a crush on her and yes she’s hot as hell and yeah we fucked but she’s my bff’s mom. I can’t date her, this was just a one night thing right just because she was touch starved. That’s all it was, I mean nothing to her. She didn’t say she was in love with me, she only thought I was attractive. She has a husband after all. I’m just the best friend of the daughter.

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A/N: Hii I hope you enjoyed this, I was thinking about maybe turning it into a series. Let me know if I should do more chapters about this. :)

#natasha lyonne #Natasha Lyonne fan fic #fanfic #lgbtq #mommy #wlw

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 13 live reaction under the cut (long post)

FINAL EPISODE AAAAAAAAA (well there's a special episode but this is the official finale)

Hahahaha Sig's beef with the teacher is too good

Awwwww Sky is so in love 🥰

And so is Pai 🥰🥰

Awwwww baby Sky flashback 🥺

Sky smoking for the first time is so realistic until the moment when he doesn't cough his lungs out

Oh nooooo it's a flashback to his first relationship 💀💀💀

Reluctantly watching the horrors unfold

Is that a hickey... or a bruise?

Ok it's a bruise "I fell down the stairs" my ass

ARE THOSE CIGARETTE BURN MARKS ARE YOU SHITTING ME MY POOR BABY

"This is normal for me" FUCK OFF "Can't you endure this much for me" FUCK OFFFFFF

"What's going on? Why are your friends here?" NOOOO I WAS SO GLAD THAT SKY'S ABUSE HADN'T BEEN EXPLICITLY SHOWN BUT INSTEAD CONVEYED THROUGH (still disturbing) FLASHBACK THAT SHOWED HOW HE FELT DO NOT MAKE ME WATCH MY BABY GET HURT

"You're annoying. Boring. I'm bored." WELL I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN

That fucking lighter sound that keeps going even after Sky wakes up from his nightmare 💀

Whyyyy is "twinkle twinkle little star" playing in the background while Sky calls Prapai and asks him to come over after the nightmare 🤨

Ughhhhh Gun and his friend OF ALL PEOPLE WHY NOW

"I'm here, honey. I'm here." 😭❤️😭❤️

The instant comfort that Pai brings Sky ❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭

The soft kisses with Sky's gorgeous hands always in frame, what a masterpiece 🙏🙏🙏

They are SOOOOOOOOO ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

"My honey's awfully adorable. Will I die from a heart attack?" FOLLOWED BY NUZZLES I THINK I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

Oh no Sky is at a race GUN IS GONNA BE THERE FUUUUCKKK

Praying that Pai will fucking deck Gun

I CAN'T WITH PAI CALLING SKY HONEY ALL THE TIME IT'S SO SWEET AAAAHHHH

Hahaha Sky is still shy in public

THE CHEEKY HAND KISS BEFORE RUNNING OFF AAAAAAA

Oh no Sky is gonna go back to the car and he's gonna run into Gun FUCKKKK

THE FUCKING LIGHTER SOUND OH HELL NAW

OH NO NOT THE KEY TO PAI'S ROOM they're really planning to get Sky to Pai's room and- ARGH I'M GONNA KILL THEM the fact that it's his boyfriend's room makes it extra twisted PAI BETTER KICK THEIR ASSES ALL THE WAY TO ALASKA FOR EVEN INTENDING TO DO THAT TO SKY

Love how both Phayu and Pai are immediately super suspicious of those guys

YES SKY STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR BF

That manipulative fucking asshole

Concerned bestie Rain ❤️❤️❤️

The guard said what --- as if even one of the guards is in on this entire thing

OH NO AND NOW SKY IS GONNA ASSUME PAI ARRANGED IT FUCK NO I AM NOT OKAY I'M SO SCARED

OH FUCK OH NO OH FUCK HOLD ON STOP NO FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

"I'm very curious why P'Pai readily gave him to you" HE DID NOT-- LISTEN TO ME SKY PAI DID NOT GIVE YOU TO ANYONE PAI WOULD NEVER

Am I a little sensitive to the whole "trust issues" topic. YES. I won't be surprised if Sky never trusts anyone ever again WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

AND HE'S FRAMING IT AS IF PAI DOESN'T WANT SKY ANYMORE BECAUSE OF WHAT GUN AND HIS FRIENDS DID TO SKY?????? THIS IS JUST GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND I'M FUCKING FURIOUS

Detective Pai figuring out that Rain didn't take Sky to his dorm because Rain got back so quickly 🔥🔥🔥 go save your boyfriend NOW

Yeeeeesssss Rain and Phayu are coming with him 🔥🔥🔥

YEEEEES PAI HAS STARTED THROWING PUNCHES AAAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥

"Your boyfriend started it" SKY DID NOT "You know he used to date Gun." PAI DID NOT

LOVE how Rain casually cuts in putting that asswipe in his place

Meanwhile Sky is (understandably) dissociating

Pai barely containing all his hurt and rage when Sky breaks down... aaaaaaa

YESSSSSS HE PUNCHED GUN SO HARD HE FELL ON HIS ASS

Angry/protective Phayu is scary but like in a really cool way 👀

DID PAI JUST RIP OUT GUN'S EYEBROW PIERCING BEFORE PRETTY MUCH BASHING HIS FACE IN? In this case I'm all for violence 🔥🔥🔥

Rain trying to get through to a still dissociating Sky 😭😭😭

PAI CRYING AS HE TELLS SKY TO CRY AS MUCH AS HE NEEDS BC HE'S HERE TO WIPE AWAY HIS TEARS 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Literally begging him to cry and finally let it all out 😭😭

And Sky's spaced-out "why are you crying, P'Pai?" I'M GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE INTO A FOUNTAIN OF TEARS I LOVE SKY SO MUCH HOW CAN ANYONE EVER HURT MY POOR BABY

Phenomenal acting from both Fort and Peat in this scene btw and amazing writing I wanna quote every single fucking line

Sky finally crying when Pai tells him he loves him 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

"Aren't you gonna ask me what happened?" - "You can tell me when you're ready." THANK YOU PAI YOU WONDERFUL MAN LEMME GIVE U A BIG KISS MWAH

Did not expect Sky to be ready to talk about it already but I'm glad he finally got it all out ❤️

Pai's devastated face as Sky tells him everything that happened... 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and sooooooo much credit to the actors, HOLY SHIT

"I'm trash. I'm damaged goods." Well you know one man's trash is another man's treasure SKY DON'T YOU EVEN THINK THAT FOR A SECOND

OH MY GOD THE TEAR FALLING FROM PAI'S FACE WHILE SKY IS THE ONE IN FOCUS there's something so special about that tear that wasn't emphasized, wasn't handcrafted for a perfect shot of Pai crying, it was just there because it was. The realness of that tear. I could write an entire essay about that fucking tear what the fuck.

PAI BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER and "I'm sorry, I should have met you sooner" 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm really about to transcribe the entire dialogue between these two whoever wrote this deserves the world

"I won't make a promise. I won't make a vow." *laughs in The Wedding Plan*

I feel bad for saying this but I can't stop staring at Pai's back/shoulders during that hug holy shit dude 🔥🔥🔥 man is W I D E and triangular and I am once again not sure if I want him or wanna be him

"And I let P'Chai deal with that bastard. We won't ever see him again" mf is at the bottom of a river I can feel it in my bones 🙏🙏🙏

SKY GOT OVER IT BACK THEN FOR HIS DAD AAAAA 😭❤️ well he didn't entirely get over it but he at least moved on with his life ya know

Pai working from home with Sky bringing him coffee

Pai's uncle is Sky's favorite actor?? Awwwww

Why are PrapaiSky kisses the most beautiful kisses ever someone needs to conduct a scientific study on that

Omg that photo of PrapaiSky at the beach is so fucking cute Sky looks so good in that shirt and so sassy aaaaaa

So that's it, huh? Wow. Two relationships with veeeeeeeeeeeery rocky starts but beautiful happy ever afters... holy shit I'm feeling so emotional

Don't have time for the special episode today so that'll be my special treat tomorrow ❤️

#sorry for yet another long-ass post #but its the finale i had to #it gave me quite a lot to react to #love in the air episode 13 #love in the air final episode #love in the air finale #love in the air live reaction #prapaisky #phayurain #payurain

[khodorkovskaya]

03.07.23

two things today! well actually three, the third one being that i feel like a bad friend to nik. more specifically i feel bad about being a bad friend to nik. but that's not very interesting. so here are the two things i wanted to talk about today:

getting cockedblocked by dinosaur stickers

i had a dream about my groomer and i thought about what happened again and it's so funny and absurd so i wanted to tell you about him.

1. so i went to the stationery store today cos i needed to get envelopes and there was this hot guy in the queue. so i was like heuheuheuh. and he started talking to me! and i was like oh my god, is this actually happening? like im being approached by a hot person for the first time in my life and not some a weirdo.

oh also, side note, i couldn't stop myself from buying holographic dinosaur stickers too. like. holographic dinosaur stickers!!!

so anyway this guy starts talking to me and he tells me he's from sweden and his travelling around europe. and he's going to milan by train tomorrow and since there's no wifi, he decided to buy a little notebook to pass the time. and i was like ooo what are you gonna write in the notebook? and he was like poetry. and i was like thinking to myself like oh my god. a hot guy who's also a sensitive soul. wow.

and he asks me what im buying and so i show him the holographic dinosaur stickers like "yeah i love dinosaurs".

and then he goes to pay for his notebook and just... leaves.

without saying bye to me. nothing.

like was it the dinosaur stickers that turned him off?????

like come on!

so i stood there with my stickers like uhhhhhhh

so yeah, that was very funny.

if anyone catches a swedish looking guy called theodore in milan tmr, lmk! i have questions!!!

2. so i had a very sort of disturbing dream today. in the dream the guy who groomed me when i was 17 reached out to me like "hey whats up". and in my dream i was like oooooo im looking for a lover, right? how about we hook up? so i sent him a message like "heyyy" but then i remembered that he was into spanking so i was like ew no actually never mind. and then i woke up and felt sick.

and i thought about it today bc as silly as it sounds i still have this fear that one day i'll bump into him on the street. like we went on a date to this restaurant in the old town once and every time i pass by that restaurant im like shit what if he's there! which is ridiculous like he doesn't live there. and plus he's from a different city, so there really isn't a chance. and it's been many years but i sometimes still imagine scenarios of like accidentally meeting him and it sends shivers down my spine.

the last time he messaged me was when i was already with B. i think i even documented it on here cos receiving that message shook me to the core. i was like fuckkkk. i remember he invited me to his flat in lausanne or something. and i was like 😬😬😬

but yeah i was thinking about him today and how weird of a person he was. so i was 17 and he was like 50+. i told him that i was 18 but still like why would a 50 yr old pursue an 18 yr old. like why did he become this way? what was going on in his head? like

i remember when we were on our way to germany (yep, i went to literal germany with this man) he said, in all seriousness, that women mature faster than men and at 18 a girl already has everything figured out. like ??? i look at photos of myself at that age and i look like a child in makeup like those kids in toddlers&tiaras. and i remember him telling me that i had the perfect body and like yeahhhhh i had the body of a child but with breasts like what the fuck.

(omg so i wanted to find a pic of him to show you guys like his vibe. so i went on his facebook profile and he has a pic of him when he was younger and he looks exactly like nik...... this is so creepy. cos like me and my london bestie used to joke about how nik is gonna grow up to be this like weird 50 yr old who only hangs out with 25 year olds. and wow. okay.)

but anyway, to give you an idea of what the guy was like, so first of all he's from podgorica. and his last name is kočan. like as in cabbagehead. 💀💀💀

and he's this like typical old guy who goes clubbing type. like skinny jeans + some weird thin scarf + thick framed rectangular glasses. he has this like purposefully négligé beard and grey hair that's shaved on the sides. he has a basic tattoo on his shoulder that he got when he was younger and now regrets. and uhh yeah.

now that i've looked thru his facebook photos, he often appears in the bojack horseman outfit lol. like skinny jeans + jumper + blazer to the club combo.

he has a lot of friends. every photo he posts has so many comments like "love you [name]", "have a great time", "miss you", "let's hang out", etc. he's very social and people seem to love him.

and used to do ket a lot, tried to get me to do it too. and it's weird cos i remember when he'd kiss me he tasted like cinnamon. so now i have this weird like association. like ive never tried ket but whenever people mention it im like "oh, the cinnamon tasting drug". ive always assumed it tasted like cinnamon. even tho apparently it tasted like piss..? anyway.

he's a dentist of some sort...? and i don't remember whether he owns the club yacht or he's a shareholder or if he's just friends with the people who run it. but basically there's like this cruise on a yacht with techno music.

he has a daughter who's like 10 years older than me.

yeah. anyway. this is weird. like i wonder what he was thinking when he was pursing me. and he wanted to make out and touch me allllll the time. like a man in his 50s... with a presumed 18 year old... likeeeee. i just want to take a peek inside his head, you know? like it's so weird. does he realise how fucked up he is? what makes a person become this way?

wow okay i scrolled to the bottom of his facebook profile and his younger pictures look so much like my friend nik it's creepy af.

oh i almost forgot! he has a tiny penis! it was so small that the condom kept falling off. it was hilarious.

so um yeah! were you groomed as a minor? lemme know in the comments bellow! 😃😃😃😃😃😃

#july

[weirdo19]

Bro I’m simultaneously laughing and crying over how quickly buck got off the ladder truck when he realized it was going down. Bestie really said “not again and never again”

The poor ladder truck, it went down so fast. I think this is the 3rd ladder truck they’ve destroyed or lost to a crazy citizen. I wonder what the LA fire department thinks about this lmaoo.

I’m giggling at buck and Taylor avoiding each other but also just want this messy break up to happen already.

BUDDIEEEE BITCHES

LMAOOO NOT CHIMNEY CHUGGING THE GLASS OF WATER AFTER MADDIE SAID I JUST WANNA TALK LMAOOO

Omg they need to stop with the parasites and bugs

“I don’t have your bone structure. I could never pull it off.” PLSSS IM GIGGLING

FROM DEAD PEOPLE, WTFFFFFFFF

Ohhhhhh poor Karen, I would still be bothered by it too. Hen should be a little more understanding man.

Nvm why’d I even doubt hen, of course she was understanding

YAYYYY DISPATCH MADDIE

HOW DID THEY GET A LADDER TRUCK SO FAST WTF

Not the team interrupting buck so he doesn’t say anything morbid and it all failing just for buck to dramatically say “until they stick a knife in it.”

IM DEAD HOW DID BOBBY NOT KNOW

BATHENA HONEYMOONNNNNN

Wtf did I just watch, IF THAT COUPLES DIES IM THROWING HANDSSSSSSS WITH 9-1-1 WRITERS. OH THEY DID NOT JUST MAKE HIM FORGET 6-7 YEARS OF HIS FUCKING LIFE. AHHHHHHHHH

DAMNNNN BUCKLEY SIBLINGS WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS

okay that couple deserves better, 9-1-1 writers really screwed them over. Okay that couple is cute but having a flashback montage of them was not great use of air time. No one kill me

OMG BT FIGHTTTT, HES ON THE STAIRSSSS. OMG HE MUST HAVE ALOT OF SHIT TO SAY. Also….. that green shirt looks mighty fine on him.

Omg damnnn this is exactly what I wanted, thank you 9-1-1 writerssss. Me yelling “drag her”

Oop “clean slate” “just not together”

Also I can tell Oliver stark was mad excited to film this scene, I just know it.

YAYYY MAY AND EDDIE FRIENDSHIPPPPP

ooooo not Bobby problems, just let this man resttttt. EEEEEHHHH ITS GONNA BE AN EDDIE AND BOBBY SCENE WOHOOOO

Also eddie looks so fucking good standing like that. okay Eddie this seasons has been saying shit that hits to close to home, like that scene with his father. Daddy issues me too. Now this scene with Bobby about him taking credit of all the good things too not just the bad. Sounds like every time my therapist has talked to me.

FUCKKKK LEAVE BOBBY ALONE, LET HIM BREATH FOR JUST TWO SECONDS. IM SO GLAD EDDIE VISITED HIM NOW I JUST NEED BOOBY TO THROW THAT BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AWAY. OMG HE OPENED THE BOTTLE. YAYYY HE DUMPED IT

YAYYYYYY SURPRISE HEN KAREN VOW RENEWAL. OMG NEA LOOKS SO CUTE, NOT DENNY WALKING THEM DOWN THE AILE IGHHHHHHH SO CUTE.

Ewww BT, WHY DOES SHE HAVE HER HAND ON HIS FACE, WHY ARE THEY SMILING, IM CONFUSED. Is this what being an adult is like, being mature because if so I don’t like it, WHERE IS THE PETTY?

I’m mad maddie didn’t have more of a reaction to chimney literally PUNCHING BUCK IN THE FACE. You know, buck the man who she raised as her own son and her brother.

EHHH CHRISSSSSSS AND EDDIE. ADORABLE

BATHENA HONEYMOONNNN

Why are they walking? Someone could literally be dying? YAY EDDIEEE, but like I needed a scene of him saying he’s back like when he left but fine this is good too.

Great season finale

#911 fox #911 on fox #911 spoilers #evan buckley #trauma #poor ladder truck #911 season 5 #taylor kelly #eddie diaz #bobby nash #911 #chimney han #maddie buckley #bathena #athena grant

[highermagic]

thoughts from Neverafter as they're happening (light spoilers honestly mostly just reaction)

fuckkkk me Brennan don't do this to me in the intro!!! Lou I fucking love you coming in swinging you're best boy <3 Brennan as the evil stepmother is so fucking hot I can't stand it oh my god. Evil stepmommy I adore you. Lou does such an endearing child, his character is so good and Lou and Brennan's chemistry is so electric all the time I love how they play off each other. I literally can't concentrate on the story because I'm so enamored with their performances jeebus xmas. SENATOR!!!! SHOUTOUT TO SENATOR!!! Lou is always so sassy I love him. Brennan you need to CALM your VOICE and EYES okay I can only be so Normal about this. fdadlsf the nat20 oh my god what timing. that was fucking wild WHAT DOES IT MEAN BRENNAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT ALL MEANNN.

oh my god. it's infinite stories. infinite chances, as long as you're willing to sacrifice all the potential happiness of other versions of yourself oh my god. how many versions of yourself must you kill to get your happy ending. THAT'S POETIC AS FUCK BRENNAN OH MY GOD.

why do they have to do all these things individually my poor babies /sob curiosity killed the cat Pib pls my boy do not I believe in catboy Zach supremacy o7 Zach is so funny I can't stand it. I love this sort of surrealist comradery shit so much ahhh Fox & Rabbit & Cat adventures when. PIB GETS REINCARNATIONS BC CATS HAVE NINE LIVES I'M!!!! This is so pure I love them so muuuuuuuuuch /sob ZACH BRO YO??? THREATENING KITTY CAT??!!! YOOOO??? I love themmmm I'm going to lay down on the floor and cry, Zach is the best <3

breaks my heart they're doing all this separately though I know why, I feel like Emily is probs the only one watching everyone's to keep things separated.

NO NOT THE GLASS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRL YOU GLASS BITCH. tho I will admit that glass armor idea is metal as fuck so I love that. ooooooof the lore of princesses who get a perfect happy ever after and cinderella's bitterness and OOOOOOOOOOOOF subversion is so delicious omnomnomnom Rosamund is so precious I love her <3 Brennan choosing to expose the entire multiverse to the character least equipped to understand it is such a Brennan thing to do I cannot with this man. I retract my complaint about Cinderella I love her now lmao

I fucking love existential dread fuck me up with that good shit!!! Scream at destiny question everything rewrite the stories and examine everything!!! Fuck me up!!

"Just because you were lied to doesn't mean everything is a lie. Do not take the crimes of those who manipulated you and lay them at the feet of the world. We write the story." ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU FOR THE FREE THERAPY D20!!! <3

FUCK 'EM UP ROSAMUND!!! FUCK 'EM UP!!!!

big bad wolf Brennan is also very very hot I can't help myself and I won't apologize, it's the Calroy voice too it's just, oof, monsterfucker card presented and ready. fdsjdlsfs Emily you're so cute stop it right now 'I'm sorry I said freak at you' stop <3 BRO??? 'the only time you'll accept to make your life worthwhile is forever' ????? WHAT THE FUCK BRENNAN JESUS. you can't just 1 hit K.O. philosophy like that without warning jesus FUCK that is so attractive I'm going to die. morally neutral predatory monster is my fucking WEAKNESS GAWWD. Emily is so chaotic oh my god I love this so much. her commitment to a bit is god-like <3 "You're my princess" PLEASE I love them ahhhhhh

This is so fucking cool as a premise honestly like. Every time I get so blown away by Brennan's lore and storybuilding he one-ups it again I can't fucking deal with it.

MURPH C'MON BABY BOY LET'S GO. I love when they come in and sass Brennan, bestie behavior <3 oh feck off you fairie bish fdsjkdls cutting from Murph's hysterics to Brennan's hands to face thing was so goddamn... the drama, the vibes of this interaction is so fucking good omfg it's giving 'diva and overworked PA' energy Gerard 'keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth' Greenleigh my beloved <3 hhhhhhhh Brennan does such good subtle shit and inflection I can't, it's got big priest character vibes right now oof also pretty gold sparkles in the background love that for Murph, v flattering. ummm that origin story??? o.o

Brennan is going to get his PVP before he dies calling it now.

HYONK HYONK MOTHERFUCKER LET'S GOOO I hope Nat King Cole is the running joke of the seasons pls. such geese slander lmao but consider: they are delicious pls confirm my book theoryyyyyyyyyyyyy probably not but like. god. imagine if that's how it has to end. the perfect ending is the one immortalized in the books. I M A G I N E. OH MY GOD IS IT?? AM I??? WAS I RIGHT omg oh that's so cool, the multiverse trippiness is the best thing ever golden goose really said no notes lmao fdhasadsfs that beanstalk retelling I love it so soft omg goose hugs <333

OH MY GOD THEY DON'T GET TO KNOW EVERYONE ELSE'S STORIES I KNEW IT THEY'RE GONNA BE SO CONFUSED FUCK!!!

I'm so fascinated by this world building and I love it so much, 1000/10 Brennan no notes.

#dimension 20 neverafter spoilers #dimension 20 neverafter #dimension 20 #d20 neverafter spoilers #d20 neverafter #d20

[feuqueerfire]

KinnPorsche Finale Episode 14 Live Blogging

Been a while since I waited for an episode since I'm a binger (pretty sure last time was 2gether one of the later episodes lol like ep 11 or smth), so this is fun!

I don't know what I want in this episode... They're gonna explain Porsche's parents' deaths, have the main vs second family shootout, and probably give us more cute Kinn and Porsche. Maybe Kim and Chay will stay broken up, not sure.

Vegas and Pete are what I'm worried about most because I cannot see any satisfying ending for them. If they somehow speed it up real fast so that their arc kinda ends/has a happy ending in the finale, it might cheapen their story and not really hit. If they keep it dangling with nothing resolved, I'll be annoyed because who even knows if season 2 will come to fruition, if it'll be good, if I'll even be into BLs then, agh.

Idk idk, here's to hoping for the best I guess.

Episode 14 (July 9)

dang I was hoping at least an 1.5 hour episode but it’s less than 1.4. hope they can wrap everything up well

lol watching the whole opening credits and Previously for the first time since it's the last time

Bro the Porsche and Korn interaction is so confusing to me. Is this scene of Porsche at this house a flashback? Porsche somehow managed to bypass all guards and hold Korn at gunpoint and was just able to leave (with Vegas no less, was that man and motorcycle just hiding in a bush?) the premises no biggy after finding out Korn’s his uncle?

okay yeah that was a flashback

of course Vegas’ father Gun killed him lol I wish they’d made Korn the murderer, then it’d be like both sides are bad instead of acting as if only Kan is scum and Korn is fine and chill narratively

Aside, will we learn why Korn was telling Porsching that that random old guy killed his parents? He really was gonna let Porsche murder some man thinking he was getting revenge lol

Korn was better as someone who had a slight edge with the possibility of being a terrible person than soft-spoken “I did it all to protect you uwu” even though he kept everything from Porsche and Chay and didn’t look after them well lol.

I hope they somehow turn it around or there's another plot twist and Korn's evil

Is this the first time Kinn and Kim have been in the same frame together? fucking finally I suppose

Tankhun for real the only one I even semi-care about. His crying :(

What was that gaze Kim and Chan shared?

btw no dead body was seen lol

oh, Korn was poisoned?

I missed Kinn the ruthless killer. Seems like wherever episode 1 Kinn ran off to finally came back, though ep 14 is too late

lol Vegas using a bodyguard, one of his own no less, as a human shield is uhhh so good. terrible motherfucker, truly

did they still not give their bodyguards bulletproof vests? At least Chan should’ve had one, mans went to go greet Gun and Vegas

Chan choosing his last breaths to be cigarette smoke

fuckkkk okay Pete and Vegas actively shooting at the other’s side right now. I’m so anxious to know how it’s gonna go down

hello Porsche

I read a spoiler kind of where someone said they wish Vegas and Pete had a little more of a buildup, so I’m assuming they actually get together here?

oh hello, random lady with guns

girl random-ass scene of Kinn and Porsche pointing guns at each other where it doesn't mean anything and has no tension. It's still cute though "I'm not on the main family's side. I'm not on the minor family's side. But I'm on your side." with the last sentence being slightly softer, aw.

Also, I don't even know if I believe Korn lol mans was a liar

Vegas really kicked Porsche's face lol aw my motorcycle besties frenemies :(

:O Vegas really went @ Kinn "Should I shoot first your Head. Chest. Or Heart [points gun at Porsche]" that's romantic lol

selfish, selfish Vegas keeps using his guards as shields <- compliment, by the way, I like that he's still literally terrible and dishonourable

love Tankhun and Arm and their funny little destructive gadgets

yaaas Erika

There's like no tension in this fight anymore since they decided even this needed to be comedic but like it's cute I guess. The show can continue to disappoint in the same way even in the last episode

they really got Chay playing video games while people shooting and fighting in the bg

ooh okay Gun flipping the narrative. I don't trust that man but I'm slightly more likely to believe him maybe because he has no reason to make himself look good lol, he's literally storming the main family and killing people without remorse

Oops, read another spoiler that apparently Korn shoots Gun. So guessing the no body really did mean not dead

did Gun have a romantic interest in Nampheung or something?

lmfao okay that actually made me laugh when Tankhun accidentally made the gadget go off and Arm and Tankhun just stared at each other

oh wow, Pete actually shot Vegas, wasn't expecting that tbh O.O

Damn, Pete for real just going ham punching Vegas face as he should. I'm glad they're showing Pete actually fuck Vegas up

60% of what Vegas has said in this episode has been in English so far wtf

aklsdjfkalsd;fj BITCH "If I die today, could it be you who kills me?" Vegas asking Pete alsjdfksdf it reminds me of Vegas' "If Kinn asks you to kill me, could you make me not suffer?" @ Porsche but this is even more askldfjsdklf romantic and dizzying. Although, is the manipulation level less or more or equal?

Kissing after Vegas asks Pete to kill him kind of and says "I love you" (which: hmmmmmmmm) and with blood in Vegas' mouth due to Pete punching the shit out of him ummmm <3

Vegas pushing Pete off and running away (with a gun), so true. His survival instincts are not drying up just because he's in love or whatever

Pete my love wiping his mouth on his arm before running after Vegas with the gun

I was thinking that maybe Vegas would have to sacrifice himself somehow (jump in front of a bullet for Pete or something) but lowering his gun in front of Pete and also letting himself get punched are like smaller sacrifices that still align with his character, so I'm not mad

lol Korn

omg I was like no body for Korn means he's not dead but that applies to Nampheung too ?!

Dang Vegas sexual assaulter, his father Gun sexual assaulter

how come they showed so many versions of the flashback to Porsche's house on that day but now that apparently the real truth is coming out, they're just describing it with words

no way Gun got shot in the head just as he said "The truth is Nampheung is..."

Anyway, they really had this woman come, be timid for 3 seconds, then faint lol Even in the flashbacks, it was her fainting

I... guess I can't be mad at Kinn for stepping in front of his father so that Porsche doesn't kill him? Even though I'm team Porsche-should-kill-Korn (but only after finding out all info). The reveal that his mom has been alive and hidden away all this time is so... anger-inducing? to me at least lol Porsche hardly has any rage

Ew, Korn called Porsche his nephew

Damn girl they all really just waiting and staring as Vegas tries to process that his father's dead and aims at Korn

Oh I see more bodyguards came

Pete's confession, resignation, taking off his uniform...

Sorry, why is Vegas covered in his own blood and sweat and contemplating killing himself so... I really don't know the word here and the words I'd usually use (endearing/attractive) don't apply here. It is wild and captivating

they keep talking about Pete being hungry

Everything Pete says is killing me by the way. "Why do you keep saying there's nothing left, I'm right here." "You dare to push me away!?" "I'm your pet, aren't I?" "So I had to come find my owner" :) Dead ha ha

Here's the thing: I needed Pete to be the one who pursues the relationship, who explicitly tells Vegas he wants him. But also, Pete was doing so much of the heavy lifting that it's like bruh, Vegas, after all you've done, how dare you push Pete away (in his own words)?

BITCH! No fucking way!!!!! No way some random bodyguard just shot Vegas right now (and then got fucked up by Pete lol)

How much do we believe Korn? Agh, he's a dick fr though

bruh Chay finally realizing lol

Did I read something about Porsche being the head of the minor family in one of the fics I read?

a one-month time skip

Porsche being head of the minor family would hit a lot more if I didn't care more about Vegas than Porsche at this point. Either show me Vegas being head or show me Vegas' anguish at losing the potential title, idc about seeing minor family's guards bow to Porsche

These rings mean nothing to me because I have seen fairly little of the power/influence/dangers of being the head of the minor/major families. These bitches were having fun little polaroid dates in broad daylight and doing very few crime things throughout the series

This show really deprived me of brotherly relationships considering just how many sets of brothers there are. Only Kinn and Tankhun could be counted and I wish Porsche and Chay had more interactions but nah, they really said fuck Feu

rip Chay. So no KimChay endgame for now?

lol speaking of the major and minor family rings meaning nothing to me, they're all just drinking and celebrating now in public like there is no difference to me so this "significant" event is like k, what changed except status perhaps? It's not like y'all do any mafia shit

I don't care about happy cute Kinn and Porsche, give me more VegasPete right nowwwww there are less than 10 minutes left and I'm about to scream

Tay asked about Vegas so I really thought we were going somewhere but it's just more KinnPorsche wtffff

Not Korn looking at Kinn and Porsche's cute photo sent by Tankhun and saying "History is written by the victor" lol yeah I guess we'll never really get the truth about what happened

Okay so Nampheung definitely remembers and hasn't lost her memory for real, right? The expressions she had while meeting Chay and Porsche...

What do you mean end... we get no VegasPete? After credit scene PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Okay whew, there's after credits and even though it's only 2 minutes, I'll have to take it I guess

It's actually interesting how night and day my reactions to VegasPete vs KinnPorsche scenes are rip. Like the plot/action/violence scenes are like excitement 4-6 depending on how interesting the plot point is, KinnPorsche are like 3-6 and VegasPete are 8-9, I'm literally smiling wide because I'm about to watch the final VegasPete scene of the season and I just read that it's a cute scene

Vegas saying it's alright if Pete wants to run away now

Vegas, bro, it doesn't matter if you "have nothing" now it's not like Pete's after your minor family title

"From now on, you're not my pet. You're the most important person in my life." Those titles aren't mutually exclusive by the way

lmfao Macau saying "That's pretty fast. You're absolutely something" @ Pete like well buddy you have no idea

Okay, cute, sure. Is it quite what I wanted? Especially after how dark the rest of their story has been? How much depth it had? Not quite but like sure. Fine. Cute. Somewhat unearned and the shift from Vegas getting fucking shot x3 to that was certainly a choice but like still cute. Too cute and like family-friendly fluff, I might say, considering their relationship thus far but sure why not. (EDIT: It's been less than 24 hours but there are a handful of VegasPete post-canon fics already and I'm reading through them. I think the ones that write this hospital scene or a bit after it with an edge are doing really well and delivering what I would've wanted. The ones that are like Pete can be both Vegas' pet and the most important person in his life? Yes. Exactly what I'm looking for right now)

That was a fairly fine finale as long as I think 0 thoughts about it (VegasPete garage shootout scene + pool side scene not included). The shootout was fun enough, I liked getting ruthless Vegas using bodyguards as human shields. The mystery/explanations of what happened to Porsche's parents were... well... The writing's weak but also how can Porsche be so happy and calm about it? Shouldn't they be angrier and more distrustful of Korn? For hiding away their mother, for leaving them to fend for themselves, for lying to Porsche about what happened again and again (no but literally who is that man who Korn was like hm he killed your parents). It's just kinda interesting that the audience is like wtf Korn is evil but they made Porsche so stupid and somehow complacent that he doesn't see/challenge Korn. I didn't give a fuck about the major and minor family stuff (why is Porsche even taking the position? I guess it's in the book?), like they do way too little mafia stuff to care about things like this lol

The two VegasPete scenes were so good because it felt like them and the after-credits VegasPete scene felt too cute for what we've gotten of them so far but it was still good because it was cute and we get a cute little family with Macau there as well.

Also, I went on Twitter and knew that there was of Vegas and Pete in a white room, so I knew Vegas wasn't dead when he was shot because that scene wasn't there yet. I wish I'd just finished watching the episode before going on Twitter lol, I think the pool side scene would've impacted me a lot more if I didn't know 100% that they had a happy ending.

Overall:

Extremely weak plot. Extremely weak character development for Kinn and Porsche. How did they manage to make me not at all care about, and sometimes even dislike, KP when I was literally so ready to love them? I was even reading fic for them from before the show aired. Many side characters are under developed and thus don't hold any emotional weight (ex. Ken and Big). Also, Kim's love life is a dead-end and also his investigation didn't turn up anything, so there was no progress for him lol. Korn's evil, the audience can tell but the characters cannot for some reason. Also, the weak writing meant the pacing was off and we spent a lot of time meandering or watching stuff I hardly cared about. Not to mention the plethora of plot holes or the many story threads they just dropped/forgot about.

Vegas and Pete were freaking great. Unexpectedly great considering how weak other aspects of writing were. If there was just a bit more meat to their story after Vegas is shot in the this episode and before we get cute, adorable, cuddle pile with no problems, they would've given me everything I wanted. I'm just amazed they gave me nearly everything I wanted. Not to mention my ultimate weakness: food as love language.

Great acting from the cast, very impressive considering it's the first acting job for several actors. Would be curious to see them in more.

It looked sleek and like there was money put into the show, which there was.

If there's a next season, please get better writers my gosh.

I think the rating is actually more like a 6.5 on enjoyment scale but I'll give it a 7 because I'm reading so much fic. It may not make sense why that would affect the rating of a show but for me, it does make a difference if I care about the characters enough to go seek out more content about them and for VegasPete, I do. I hope someone writes a good fic about what happens in the 1 month that gets Vegas and Pete to become so comfortable and cute instead of Vegas apparently having just woken up then.

Rating: 7 7.5/10 [Oct 29, 2022 Update: Increased by 0.5 stars when rerating my top BLs]  7/10 [Jan 24, 2023 Update: Decreased by 0.5 stars when rerating my top BLs]

Tiktoks I <3ed:

Before I started watching KP:

Ep 3 Drunk Porsche on the pier being cute and wiggling his feet - I thought this was sooo endearing

Ep 5 "He used to stare at Kinn with longing eyes. 🥺 Now, the spark is gone." of sparkly eyed vs cold eyed Porsche (bg: Ang Wakas)

Ep 6 Porsche watching Kinn struggle before producing a lighter

Ep 4 Behind Apo playing around with the condom and lube Big had Porsche deliver

Ep 7 Vegas' bathroom where Kinn slaps Porsche + Porsche slaps Kinn even harder - this killed me by the way :) Porsche smiling at Kinn then it dimming as he realizes Kinn's serious and Kinn's angry little punishment face slap was a lot lot lot for me personally um I truly considered starting the show right then and there

Ep 6 Kinn letting Porsche go at the end + Porsche coming back for a kiss - this was so touching to me, this also made me consider just starting watching

Ep 9 Chay confessing to Kim and the cheek kiss and hug - I was quite into them from the tiktok clips I'd watched of them lol so it's a little disappointing that I didn't really feel anything in the actual show (bg: Thodi Der - so it worked the magic that hindi/urdu songs work on me for edis lol)

Ep 10 KimChay cuddling

Ep 7? KimChay sitting down edit to Kim: You say how I got your address? Don't even worry bout that bro

Ep 7? KimChay hanging out and it seems like Kim's endeared by Chay (bg: Training Wheels - Love everything you do when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"

Ep 7 Kim finding Chay's bedroom filled with WIK merch - I actually didn't know it was WIK merch or that Kim was famous at the time so I was like lol is this a Secret Crush On You Toh situation. I only watched the 1st half of the clip too lol I just got the jist

Chay, Porsche, Pete -> Kim/Porsche, Kinn, Vegas edit (bg: you shouldn't mess with me because if you mess with me, you're messing with my family)

Ep 10 Kim looking at Chay leaving the couch with kind of fondness (bg music says 'are you falling in love? have a feeling you are')

Ep 11 Chay confronting Kim + Kim leaving him

Ep 11 Vegas smiling noodle scene (bg: Khoya Khoya) - also saw a clip on twitter of this but with subs like Pete spitting it all out + Vegas eating it. Or was it the pill mouth-to-mouth scene? I think it's the pill scene actually, that one on Twitter made me willing to watch more spoiler clips on tiktok

Ep 10 Vegas electrocuting Pete precursor

Ep 11 Chay confronting Kim "Have you ever loved me?" and compilation of Chay from Kim's POV

"I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master" edit including all 3 couples and the lyrics fit quite well

Ep 10 Reaction Barcode literally Gripping his pillow and saying "oi" when shirtless Vegas comes on screen lmfao

"Vegas showing what he's going to torture Pete with" but it's Bible showing his gears? electrical stuff? (bg: Welcome to Vegas baby lol)

Ep 11 full noodle interaction with subs - this is probably what I was thinking of in the abone noodle scene lol

Ep 7? Chay describing his crush + KimChay interactions (bg: Tum Jo Aaye)

Ep 4 Apo hiding behind the curtain + getting exposed while Kinn's tryna have sex

Ep 12 Vegas and Pete's sex preamble

Ep 12 "Why didn't you run away" + talking about Vegas' hedgehogs - I didn't fully watch this clip back then when I liked it

Ep 12 Vegas realizing something's wrong + mourning his hedgehog - also only watched the first part of this clip back then

Bible "jealous" of Build and Tong

Ep 12 Pete reading blood type information from Vegas' book - also only watched the first part of this clip back then

Ep 12 Vegas and Pete's sex preamble but make it kinda sad (bg: Glimpse of Us)

tbh I don't know when I started liking tiktoks after I started already watching the show lol I started watching June 27 and these tiktoks were posted June 25 because that's when ep 12 came out but did I like them later on? Don't know. Everything after this next one is from after I started watching for sure 100%

Ep 12 Porsche backing down from killing the old man after seeing his granddaughter (bg: Unconditionally by Katy Perry x another sad song idk)

Tay edit to "He needed more than me"

Minor Family edit to Punk Tactics

Ep 13 Vegas Pete meeting again in Yok's bar + Pete unable to shoot Vegas

VegasPete and Not Me ToddBlack parallels

some Twitter Space chaos from the cast

Reaction to episode 11 Chay crying "The reason for Kim doing this? Better be good!" "Is this the helicopter scene? How am I supposed to watching this and my baby cryin'? I don't wanna see this man get slopped, I wanna fight Kim!"

Vegas and Pete cute interactions before uh episode 10

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #ep by ep commentary

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Man todays such a good day ^_^ despite the fact my THIGHS ARE FUCKING KILLING MS bc i walked miles yesterday so am now suffering the consequences </3 BUT its all okay bc i finished a watch of an omori playthrough and cried the LEAST i ever have at the ending bc it was someone else playing it and ive played it like 3 times already (^u^) AND jack hung out w me sm bc he was scared of the party :( and since i was the only one upstairs n me n him r besties 4everz me n him just hung out !!! :3333 and hopefully tmrw i can have a littleeeee tiny itsy bitsy walk so that i get some fresh air. And then on saturday i see MY FRIEND !!!!! whos an absolute angel shes the best fuckin person EVER EVER EVER shes so cool (*^_^*) and i may even. Idk. Create smth. Who knows. Im no longer scared of startin smth new in fear of abandoning the codeflippa drawing bc. Its already Done im Good im Fine i can start Anything. Altho i gotta try to make friend christmas gifts. Idk how im gonna get like. 4 bracelets done by sunday. They can be more like new years presents i suppose wait ok how the fuck do i make :/ like more positive. I wanna do a :/ face but in a sorta "it is what it is" way and not a "ugh whatever" way. Wait jo I KNOW. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i needa add that as a keybind or smt i hate searchin it up everytime to copy n paste. Altho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ seems almost a little passive aggressive . How do i say it is what it is lets have fun and all be friends yay forever teehee. WAIT i know. ¯\_(^_^)_/¯ WAIT THAT LOOKS SO SILLY LMAO ITS LIKE A LITTLE DANCE NOT A SHRUG LMAOOO

_/¯(^_^)¯\_ ¯\_(^_^)_/¯ _/¯(^_^)¯\_ ¯\_(^_^)_/¯ YAYYYYY a dance :3c WAIT WAIT WAIT

_/¯(^_^)_/¯ ¯\_(^_^)¯\_ _/¯(^_^)_/¯ ¯\_(^_^)¯\_ HELL YEAH MAN FUCKKKK YEAAAAA oh this is just great

#night thoughts #i am having so much fun this is so great this is the bwat #best

[hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf]

Also. How do you think atz and skz sound when the moan? This has been on my mind for a few days 😩

✨

how fucking dare you come for my life like that, i JUST got myself under control

okay so i’ve actually thought about this a lot and i’m-

stray kids:

chan- it’s more of a grunt i think but he definitely does let out low groans

minho- god his voice is so pretty and his moans are breathy

changbin- he’s also a grunter but he’s louder than chan

hyunjin- oh this man SINGS. it’s so high and pretty (bonus: he whimpers when he’s needy)

jisung- he’s loud as fuck and his voice is also high. i have video evidence of what i imagine he sounds like. it’s pretty.

felix- it’s not super low but it’s still low. unless he’s begging. then it’s high as fuck.

seungmin- he strikes me more as someone who sighs and grunts a lot rather than moaning. either way, i imagine it’s pretty.

jeongin- he’s similar to seungmin i think but his voice definitely pitches up when he moans

ateez:

seonghwa- usually a low groan with that demon tongue on full display BUTTTTT (and this thought is thanks to you and your choking ask) when you have a hand around his throat, he has the prettiest high-pitched moan you’ve ever heard

hongjoong- you know that part in the real at the bridge where he giggles and then goes yah? yeah that sound. or like…the bridge part in don’t stop? where he and mingi swap off? yeah.

yunho- bestie the thoughts i’m having about this are FOUL i just KNOW it’s low and pretty ugh FUCKKKK thanks a lot i just swerved

yeosang- he’s also a quiet one (usually in favor of dirty talk 👀) but when he does moan, it’s low and throaty

san- high and breathy. that’s it. like i can’t hear anything else. he has a very distinct sound. something about his voice is very sharp????

mingi- he’s very vocal, regardless of the role he takes. when he’s taking control, it’s low, appreciative grunts and groans. but when he’s all subby? his voice pitches up and he’s whiny as fuck.

wooyoung- ngl i feel like subby woo is a screamer- but that’s not what you asked lmao so anyways. we’ve all heard the sounds he makes. we all know about that vlive where he and san (i think?) did a voice-only live and it was full of questionable sounds. i wanna try hysterical reading or something with that man. make him try to focus while i suck the soul out of him.

jongho- he’s usually pretty quiet, letting out soft grunts and sighs while he fucks you senseless. he’s a dirty talker too. but when he does get vocal, it’s so pretty and high and needy. can you imagine the beautiful broken sounds he’d let out if you were edging him???? i’m not a sub!jongho enthusiast at all, in fact i think he’s quite the opposite, but i’d still like to make him sing.

so! where do i send my therapy bill?

#kpop smut #ateez #ateez smut #stray kids #stray kids smut #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #bang chan #lee know #changbin #hyunjin #han jisung #lee felix #seungmin #yang jeongin #anon ask #✨ anon #i tried to make this short and sweet #but the more i thought about ateez #the more ideas i had #i’m gonna go feral

[thedeadestmeme]

considering i’m posting a hell of a lot with my liveblog thoughts, i’m gonna just throw them all in one spot (this is all specific to Techno’s stream, but it also contained MAJOR spoilers to the DSMP 11/28 streams):

it’s always TNT and explosions with this pigman, i fucking swear ahdkakdkd

ahdajdHDJAKDKF BAD AND SAM GOT SQUISHED. RIPPPP!!! CANON /j

c!ranboo’s birthday is canon??? C!RANBOO GOT PUT IN PRISON ON HIS BIRTHDAY??? WHAT THE FUCK SAM

NOOOO APOLLOOOO

tbh we kind of all saw it coming ahskskff /lh /j

man, i hope Tommy is doing okay right mow. the alarm is pretty loud.

and jack’s going to New Manifoldland??? i’m on solely Techno’s stream and legit don’t know what’s going anywhere else, but i can imagine the panic of the Manifold.

Dream was genuinely concerned about Ranboo being in prison and i’m not gonna forget about that. (i’m not saying that means anything, but he was pretty panicked.)

of course, he also followed it up by wanting to leave… i’m simply a mixture of an Endersmile enthusiast and a Bench Trio apologist that thinks the worst of the Green Man and it makes for an awful mental back and forth ahdjakdkft /j

OH FUCK TOMMY’S ONLINE. OH NO. HE’S GONNA HEAR THE ALARM.

…what the fuck. connor????

abdjskfkfktt “CONNOR, YOU’RE COMING WITH US. WELCOME TO THE JAILBREAK, CONNOR.”

WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY A GOOD LINE???

oh fuck… wait poor ranboo having to see dream.

sjfjskfkt CONNOR GOT SOME PANTS. POGGGGGG

HE HAS A NINTENDO GIFTCARD. AMAZING. I LOVE THAT. SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON THE TEAM, CONNOR.

Techno’s answer constantly being TNT is just chef’s kiss. i love that.

oop, ranboo’s trauma and hatred of dream is showing:)

prison pays minimum wage: canon

andkakfkf Connor has just been in prison and that’s why he couldn’t do lore guys!!! it all makes sense

OH FUCK EVERYONE’S HERE.

uh oh… uh Sapnap might make good on that promise to kill Dream.

Ranboo’s had officially the WORST birthday ever.

SAM HAS MICHAEL??? THE FUCK????

imagine taking a hostage and taking the hostage’s son hostage to keep your hostage hostage

NOOOO RANBOO

POOR TECHNO. HE’S GETTING SO EMOTIONAL. THAT WAS HIS FRIEND NOOO

i’m glad we’re keeping Connor, but this is a mess

PHILZA MINECRAFT. PHILZA MINECRAFT OUR SAVIOR.

these Withers are truly not doing great for us

oh no… poor Philza just found out about Ranboo. Well fuck.

AND RANBOO CHANGED HIS SKIN AND FUCKKKK. IT LOOKS SICK, BUT THE BLOOD NOOOOO.

hey guess what guys. more canon scars for ranboo:)

i’m making jokes, but i’m honestly gonna cry. this has been the worst birthday ever for the the boo boy.

man, those Dream and Ranboo interactions are gonna be rough later.

ahsjfkrktt i love Techno’s priorities. listen, he just broke the teletubby out of prison, he can take the armor back. “Can I have that armor back?”

TECHNO’S TRYING TO BRING RANBOO BACK. IS RANBOO ACTUALLY DEAD? FOR REAL? WAS THAT HIS THIRD LIFE??? FUCK.

Connor made it!!! There’s one positive thing that came out of this day!!! We love that!!!

adhdktkt I actually love that Connor’s here. he’s out of prison at last!! we didn’t know he was there, but yay!!!!!!

Tommy is streaming now… I haven’t even looked yet, but Dream is free and Ranboo is dead… oh besties the angst is gonna be ROUGH.

who’s ready to cry, chat? :)

man, i bet you Ranboo wouldn’t have know how many lives he had anyway with the whole Enderwalk thing and memory stuff, so… yeah…

YEAHHHHH!!! CONNOR JOINS THE SYNDICATE!!! LET’S GOOOOOO!!! I LOVE IT.

Connor also sees the flaws in the governments of the server. I love it:)

THAT’S HIS SON, TECHNO. THAT’S HIS SON— TECHNO DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT RANBOO’S SON. OH GOD. TECHNO DOESN’T KNOW RANBOO HAS A SON WITH TUBBO.

OH GOD HE’S FINDING OUT ABOUT TUBBO. HE’S GONNA SPEAK TO TUBBO??? OH GOD. TECHNO IS GONNA SPEAK TO TUBBO.

GUYS WE’RE GETTING FIREWORKS DUO LORE!!!!!! WE’RE GETTING TUBBO AND TECHNO LORE AT LAST!!!

anhdsjfkft Techno and Phil are referencing the Tubbo lore trauma, we love that.

Techno: we need answers! who’s michael! why is tubbo in the picture?!

the fact Techno genuinely doesn’t know what’s happening is everything ahskskft the last time he was clueless about what was happening in a stream, he ended up blowing up Tubbo in the festival so,,,, ahsjskdt

i’m sure it’ll be fineeeeee, chat

can’t believe this is how Techno’s gonna find out about Ranboo’s canon platonic husband smh /lh /j

i LOVE the mansion!!! it looks so good!!! and imagining Techno having memories of SMP Earth??? man, the brain is going BRRRRR

oh i can’t wait until someone makes art of Techno sending those messages about wanting to talk and Tubbo’s just hiding somewhere because he knew Techno was coming… or if he didn’t even know Michael was missing and was busy somewhere…

shakfktkt Tubbo’s using a trackpad amazing

Tubbo holding a crossbow in front of Techno??? very appropriate.

can’t believe Dream and Sapnap are fighting in Tubbo’s basement right now ahdjakdkf

Sapnap’s doing some serious lore!!! Sapnap lore!!! wait, we’ve legit caught the best part— oh fuck, sapnap just found out about big q torturing dream… uh oh.

THE AXE OF PEACE!!! THE AXE OF PEACE!!!!

ahskfkrt Dream having three axes is so on brand actually.

welp, looks like we’ll be checking in on the Sap lore stream later!

uh oh… oh no.

um,,, Tubbo’s now lost his son and his platonic husband.

Techno: Ranboo has a son???!

ENEMIES TO TEAMMATES ARC!!!

“We can learn to begrudgingly respect each other!” “We’ll never be friends!”

Oh, I LOVE THIS!!! Firework Duo we’re winning!!! We’re winning at last!!!!

Next season starts with FireworksDuo working together!! Oh, this is SO POG!!! So far we can expect FireworksDuo, Dream is out of prison, more Karl lore, and more on Big Q and Slime!! I’m so hyped!!

welp, looks like we’ll be watching Tommy and Sap’s vods later. this shall be it for now<3

#dsmp lore spoilers #dsmp liveblog #this is spoilers specifically for Technoblade’s stream but also major spoilers anyway #technoblade liveblog #/rp #c!techno #c!dream #c!ranboo #c!connor #c!tubbo #connoreatspants #tw: caps #this is a mess of a post and i apologize in advance

[queenaswrittings]

HEY HEY HEY BESTIE HOW ARE YA THIS FINE EVENING/MORNING/AFTERNOON OR IDK

Soo may I request some headcannons on how would it be being in a polyamorous relationship with Hange and Levi cause DAMN they are fine😩😩(plz rail me already)

ANYWAYS BESTIE HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!!❤❤

OFC YOU CAN MY LOVE🥺💖!!

You’re the main character in the relationship here you get kisses before going to sleep from both of them

You get called a “brat” “baby” or “sweetheart” by Levi

“Angel” or “beautiful” by hange

They both treat you amazing they make you feel special everytime you’re around them

They don’t fight at all although Levi can say no to something’s and hange does it anyways and he gets annoyed and you just giggle everytime it happens

They will protect you with ALL COSTS, they both is ready to die for you no matter what

If they find you crying, trust me whoever hurt you won’t get away, the person either get extra chores/duties for months or they have a horrible death🙃

Hange is the crazy one in the relationship (we all know that) Levi is the soft one and you’re the (insert how you act here)

Hange is ready to do everything you says cause 1. She loves you so FUCKING MUCH 2. She’s as crazy 3. She would do anything you’re down to try

Levi is like the overprotective one in the relationship (we all know that) he wants you safe and never would allowed such childish/unnecessary things

You make them flower headbands and hange kisses your face over and over again saying how sweet you are while Levi doesn’t want to wear it

It’s not that he hate it...he just doesn’t wanna wear it (mostly because he’s humanity’s strongest soldier and wouldn’t want other people to see him as a soft guy:)

Hange cusses him saying that he’s ungrateful and disrespectful for not wearing you’re gift while you’re behind her nodding your head at everything she’s saying

He eventually wears it cause “he wants hange to shut up” (trust me he loves it;)

You made this thing where you guys would just cuddle in y’all bedroom and watch a movie while eating snacks on Sundays

No matter what it is y’all HAVE TO HAVE A LAZY SUNDAY, EVERY WORK HAS TO STOP (*cough* *cough* levi)

Y’all be dragging him out of his office to get him out of his paperwork

You always pretend to cry if he doesn’t come and he always give in

Hange let’s you do her hair however you want as she lays her head on your breast while watching tv together

You and hange makes food together for Levi before he comes home since he’s been gone fo a while

When he comes back y’all both run up to him and kiss him while he’s like “ok ok that’s enough ya damn brats”

Levi is always busy most of the time so you hang out with hange more during the days

Hange is CRAZY fun

She’ll let you on everything she’s experienced/learned for the past few weeks

She was explaining what path they would take to kill the Titans and you we’re looking at her with a glow in your eyes

To her you we’re like an angel, HER angel(which you we’re) she just look at you softly giving the “wow...is this really my girlfriend” look (in a good way)

You looked back at the map on the table not noticing the way hange was looking at you “hange this is amazing do you kno- she slide her index finger under your chin and pulled you closer to her face

You’re boobs touched hange’s and she moan softly “you don’t know what you’re doing to me right now y/n” with that she closed the gap between y’all and kissed you sloppily

She had her hands going everywhere on you, your sweet lips on hers made her want more so she slide her hands down your thighs and pulled you up to sit you on the table

She pulled your shirt up over your head and started kissing your neck/jawline while you moaned her name over and over again

After their was hickeys on your neck hange brought you to y’all room and layed you on y’all’s shared bed (it’s not that small so it fits all 3 of y’all well)

Levi came in the room and since he didn’t see y’all he went to the bedroom

He gave y’all the same expression but he kinda smirked in his head, he took off his suit that was over his shoulders and hang it

Y’all were both looking at him with a sexy look as he walked over to the bed he took you by the throat and pulled you to his face

“Missed me brat?” He said as he titled his head a little “ofc daddy” he groaned at the nickname before kissing you deeply while hange kissed you’re neck down to your breast

You moaned in Levi’s mouth as you felt hange’s tongue over your now hard nipple while her other hand was playing with the other one

“I think you might wanna be quiet baby or do I have to make you?” Levi said as he put his hand in your pants only to rub your clit in circle motions

“Aaaahhhh” you moaned over his mouth “ok then brat, I’m guessing you’re choosing the harder way huh?” Hange got out of the way knowing where this is going

Levi pulled grab you by your neck (trying not to hurt you as much as possible) and put you on your knees in front of him

You couldn’t wait to put his dick in your mouth anymore so you started unbuckling his belt

“You’re such a thirsty slut fuck” he said looking down at you as you pulled his pants down

Hange went to sit on the couch watching you pull down Levi’s pants, she took off her panties and got into a position so she can play with herself

You gasp as you pulled Levi’s boxers down seeing his big member, you’ve seen it before obviously but you never got enough of his size

Before you knew it, you were gagging on Levi’s cock tears trimming down your now red face and your hair is everywhere mixed with sweat and tears, spit drooling down your mouth to your tits eyes locked on him

Levi was groaning loudly trying not be as loud “fuck baby just like that” he moans as he held your hair going in one motion |forward and back|

Hange was so close sweats was all over her face/body she loved seeing the 2 person she cared about in this pathetic world do lewd things like this

“Shiitttt” she moaned breathing heavily

Levi was also close, he loved seeing you beneath him with tears on your face like that

“You want me to cum on your face baby?” He groaned out you couldn’t saying anything you tried to hum but it just made you gag on his cock more

Which ended making you’re eyes roll back

Levi

Came

Right

There

“HOLY SHIIITT Y/N!!” he growled loudly as he’s cum shot down your throat, it was too much so you took his cock out and slapped it on your face (softly) as cum spilled in your hair, face and breast

Hange also cum as she saw Levi’s cum on your face like that

“You looked so damn hot like that you damn brat” he said you only smiled at him and he wanted to take you right there because seeing your beautiful smile while his cum was spreaded all over your face like that looked like heaven to him (hange too)

You crawled over hange as she was in the same position with her pussy and cum in view on the edge of the couch giving Levi a good view of your bottom swaying side to side

Levi sat on the bed at he started stroking himself seeing you reach hange and lick her pussy clean

You looked up at her with a lust look on your face while your tongue did it’s work on her clit while she moaned until she held you back and grabs your hair pulling you to the floor

“It’s about you tonight beautiful, not me” she said locking eyes with you as she get on a position where her pussy and your pussy got together and started rubbing it

“H-Han-hangeee” you moaned as both of you locked eyes for a couple of secs before she pulls you into a kiss

She kissed you deeply full of love while rubbing her pussy rougher on you’re pussy

She broke the kiss and lean against your ear “I love you so much baby” she said before holding you closer to her and going in a very rough speed rubbing your clit against her pussy-lips making your eyes roll back once again

“Fuckkkk both of y’all are so damn hot” Levi groaned as he came once again

“Han-hange I- I’m gonna cu- aahhh” you yelled but the end came out as a mumble as hange bring her hand to your mouth as both you came on each other

Shortly after you felt Levi pick you up and place you on the bed “come here baby”

He separated your legs and pulled you closer to him, he lines his cock to your wet pussy and slammed himself against you

You gasp at the stretch. “OH GOD!!! L-Levi” you moaned as you looked down at his cock stretching your pussy

Hange came over to you and started licking your nipple once again and your eyes rolled back for the 3rd time tonight

“D-daddy, s-slow d-down please fucckkkkk” but Levi continues at the same speed

“Shit, take it baby, take all of daddy’s cock” he groaned

Hange kissed you sloppily muffling your moans. Levi was going too hard/fast which made you go crazy and came multiple times but he soon came afterwards painting your walls white (you’re in birth control)

“Ngh!! babyyy” he moaned as his head tilted back, you moaned in hange’s mouth as your struggles to kiss back

Y’all 3 just layed on the bed for some minutes catching y’all breath’s

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Bonus: y’all ended up taking a shower together and hange got out first to change the sheets and clean the floor, after y’all went to sleep cuddling each other (while you we’re in the middle of both of your lovers of course) (the next morning, y’all may or may not got complaints from captains Erwin saying how loud y’all was that night and y’all should be quieter. “Hey, next time remind me to be as loud as I can” hange said to you and Levi but Erwin didn’t hear. You giggled as quiet as you could while Levi rolled his eyes but smiled a little knowing he had everything he could ever wish for).

Note: you are my first ask sweetheart 💗✨🥰

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[eternalstann]

Hands

Peter gives you a massage, then tickles you and then...quality best friend time 👀

Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: Fluff, Smut (unprotected sex; wrap it up kiddos!!)

“Peter shhhh!” You hush him for what seems like the millionth time, and you were only 20 minutes into the movie. “This movie is boring Y/N” he whines, rolling over so his body is draped over yours. You shove him off you with a huff. “We always watch movies you wanna see....and I’ve been waiting forever for this with you..” you trail off. Peter feels his chest get tight and he feels bad for complaining. You do always watch his favorite movies; you were just a good friend like that.

“Okay I’m sorry, you’re right” he smiles at you and you grin back, snuggling up in his bed. Time spent like this had been few and far between since the two of you started college. You glance over at the brown haired boy laying next you, staring intently at the t.v. You were grateful that he still found time to spend with you; y’know being Spider-Man and all. You shift again, letting out a quiet groan at the knot in your back. But Peter hears it, “what’s wrong?” He asks, looking up at you now. You shake your head, “nothing it’s just my back, I think it’s from standing at work” you brush it off.

You should’ve known your best friend well enough to know he wouldn’t just let it go. “I told you, you work too much” he muttered and you roll your eyes. “I guess that makes two of us” you quip back with a giggle. “Yeah, yeah. Just roll over” he instructs, twirling a finger at you and sitting up. “For what?” You ask, raising your eyebrows at him. “Why can’t you ever just listen” Peter laughs, and you frown. “Peter Parker what authority do you hold over me?!” You exclaim. “Superhero authority! Gotta count for something right?” He chuckles again and you give him a look before finally complying.

His hands grasp your shoulders and squeeze, then rub down your back. You let your eyes close as he applied pressure. “That’s really nice” you whisper, you felt like you were melting into the bed while he worked your tense muscles. “Go lower please...” you drawl out, lifting your head to look back at him. He’s got a concentrated look on his face. His thumbs dig in on opposite sides of your spine, just above your waist. “Is that good?” He asks, moving in circular motions. “Perfect Peter, you’re perfect” you encourage him. His thumbs alone were so strong, and you have to remind yourself of his superhuman abilities. You giggle to yourself at the thought.

“What’s so funny” he asks, and you can tell by his voice that his one scruffy eyebrow is arched. “Just how crazy it is that you literally saved the world, and I have you here rubbing my back” you explain. Peters hands stop for a moment, they make their way to your shoulders and slide up and down your arms.

“Yeah well before I was Spider-Man, I was your best friend” he adds and you hum. You push yourself up and twist beneath him, so he’s straddling you but you’re face to face. “Peter, I’m so grateful for your friendship. Despite all your other responsibilities you’re still there for me. I just want you to know how much I appreciate it....and that I love you”

You watch the goofy grin grow bigger on his face with each word you said. “I should be thanking you! Y/N you’ve kept my secret longer than anybody. You patch me up and support me, cover for me! I haven’t spent as much time with you as I’d like but no matter what it’s like nothings changed and I love you” he rebutted. Your heart is pounding. To know how much regular old you meant to him. It felt good.

“Bestest friends till the end!” You joke, lightening the moment and Peter rolls his eyes, fingers digging in your sides to tickle you. You squeal, and try to roll away from him, but his legs lock you in place. Subject to his tickle torture. “Peter...okay!” You manage to utter between breathes and he finally stops his assault. “A pesty bestie is what you are, Spider-Man was a fitting name” you start again and poises to attack you again.

“Fuck, no! I’m sorry” you laugh, swatting his hands. “You talk so much shit, knowing I’m stronger than you” he flexes. “Mhmm, whatever Peter” you giggle. “Seriously, you’re like my favorite person on the planet” he tells you and you furrow your eyebrows. “You’ve been to outer-space, so you got some alien buddy now?” And he laughs, letting himself fall on top of you. “Nope, just you” his voice is muffled from his face being smooshed into the pillow next to you. The rest of his body draped over yours, and the weight was very welcome. You loved cuddling with him.

Eyes suddenly feeling heavy, you whisper “goodnight Pete” and his arm around your waist gives a squeeze

“Goodnight Y/N”

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You’re not sure what time it is when you wake up, but it’s still dark. Your best friend still sleeping soundly, using you as a pillow. His face is in the crook of your neck, and you can feel his breath fanning over the sensitive skin. You try to wriggle away without waking his up, but he hugs you closer to him. His solid form pressed yours so closely you’re sure not even a paper could fit between you. “Stop trying to leave me” his voice grumbles out, and you swoon at how deep it sounds. His lips brush against you, and you try to hide the tiny gasp at the electric feeling that pulsed through you. “Peter..” you whine. You just wanted some water.

His hands crawl up beneath your shirt, to rest on your stomach. The pads of his fingers tracing gently into your skin, and you wiggle to gets closer to him. “That’s nice” you whisper and he keeps going. His head comes to lay directly behind yours, lips brushing the back of your neck. Your breathing gets heavier, and your try to ignore the ache he’s created between your legs. His hands creep up higher until they’re cupping your breast, palms gliding over your nipples.

“Peter....” you find yourself repeating his name. “Y/N..” he calls back, pressing himself against your ass. You squeeze your thighs together, but Peter moves one hand to part them. You sigh when he rubs you through your shorts, “Is this okay?” He asks, voice breathy and you can barely squeak out a yes before he’s pushing his hand beneath your waistband. “Fuck” you moan, his fingers finding your clit and working just just right.

He shifts behind you, rutting against you. You do your best, to grind back and still let him work. His hand slides lower, parting your lips and he slips a finger inside of you. “So wet for me baby” he praised, pumping his finger in and out. His lips connect with your neck, kissing sloppily and you can’t hold in the moans that bubble in your throat.

He adds another finger, pumping faster and your back arches pushing your ass harder against him. The groan he lets out is heavenly and you can’t wait any longer. “Please fuck me Peter!” You beg, and it takes him all of ten second to get his own shorts down.

He lifts your leg up, and you can feel his tip running through your wetness. “You sure Y/N?” He asks, voice heavy in a way you’d never heard. “Positive Pete, please!” You would’ve laughed at your alliteration but you can’t think of anything else once he starts pushing into you.

You grip his arm, nails digging harder the deeper he went. He was thicker than you’d ever imagined. Stretching you in the best way possible. “Oh my god...” Peter whispers, grip tightening on your thigh. You try to level out your breathing and relax around his length, but he’s so big all you can do is take it.

He pulls back and pushes back in, giving you a shallow thrust and you whimper at how good it feels. “Move Peter..” you hum, and obeys. He begins thrusting, pounding you from the side. His arm reaches under your thigh to rub your clit and your legs are shaking from his ministrations.

“Peter I’m so close” you warn, and he stops, flipping you over on your back. “I wanna see your face” he explains, pushing your leg up before sliding back inside of you. “Oh fuckkkk!” You cry out while he fucks you into the mattress. It was so much more intimate, watching each other. Peters face scrunched up in pleasure, sweaty chest that made his abs look even more delicious. And the angle had you close to tears. “Y/N, fuck I’m gonna cum” he moans, and you nod.

He leans down to kiss you, stroking into you more slowly now and you feel dizzy with bliss. His hand comes up to wrap around your throat and your done for. “Peter!” You yell, cumming around him and he slams his fist into the mattress as he reaches his own peak.

He falls on top of you and you giggle, basking in the afterglow.

“Massages, tickling, fingering...” you list off and Peter looks at you confused.

“I guess your hands are good at a lot of things”

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Hope you liked this!! Drunk part 3 tomorrow ❤️

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