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Do you go to concerts alone?

I do and I prefer it

I do but I prefer going with people

I have and I didn't like it

I haven't but I would like to

I haven't and I don't want to

Nuance button

(For context, I go to a lot of concerts alone as my friends don't really share my music taste, and every time I mention it to someone they're surprised and tell me how brave I am and they could never. But I kinda prefer going solo because then I can stand where I want and do what I want haha)

Note in ask :)

#i need my emotional support boy with me or i WILL have a panic attack

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#Mutual Spam Marketing

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#oh #weird. I would turn around and walk the other way

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I subscribed to Netflix again only for Dead Boy Detectives, and some months ago I subscribed to Prime only for Good Omens. At this rate I'm only paying stream services for Neil Gaiman.

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I really love this, can't believe I used to be able to do a whole fic in an afternoon

Jason Todd x fem!!reader

Where the reader is going to the Wayne gala to like do a mission with one of the big guys who owns a company. So she is trying her best to get information out of him but it gets a little bit hard. So the man wants to kiss her and forcing her to just have some alone time. Jason comes to save her.

No Damsels Here.

Warnings: Swearing, Some violence, pharmacitucles is pronounced like heracles.

"So, is like... you said something about pharmacitucles? Is that just.. what does that mean?" You ask coyly, gently toying with the thin strap on your dress.

"Pharmaceuticals." Mr North corrects you, his eyes watching the delicate movement of your fingers. "We manufacture drugs," he shakes his head, "Medicine, for sick people." He says in the most condescending voice you've heard since Tim had to explain to Bruce how to delete his tweets.

"Ooo, anything fun?" You perk up, trying to sound every bit the ditsy heiress. You've found that men like Mr North, are so much more eager to tell you things when they can talk down to you about it.

"I could show you." He leans his disgustingly close to your face, "in my office."

"Is it up stairs?" You throw your hands behind your back, simultaneously pushing your tits out and signalling to Jason that your moving. You make what you assume a bashful laugh sounds like and peer over at Jason who's finishing up his drink.

"Top floor. You'll love the view of the city from there."

"Is it like fight club?"

"Oh, you've seen fight club?" Mr North asks, sliding his slimey hand around you and leading you towards the lift.

"It was great." You lie, "Brad Pitt is so handsome." You nearly puke at the thought.

"Truly a masterpiece on how masculinity has been suffocated in our generation." His fingers dig in even closer as you watch in the reflection of the glass as Jason makes his way slowly toward you.

Mr North dribbles on about how fight club is a masterpiece barely allowing you to get a word in edgewise. But when he finally stops talking you manage to squeeze in "so are these fun drugs?" You smile, "I had some of those while I was at Berkely."

"They can be very fun." He almost smiles, taking the few steps from the elevator and opening an office door, "I think you'll like them."

"Yay." You nearly die as the word leaves your lips and you watch Mr North fumble with the lock of his safe. "What ya got in there?" You try to feign interest in a statue on the opposite wall, while not so obviously trying get a peak in side

"Only these." He shakes the pill bottle, throwing it on his desk before coming up behind you. "You're very pretty you know." His arm tightens around your waist, "Such a shame," his fingers press into your cheeks, while his filthy tongue licks at your neck, "Open up."

"Let me go." You shout, piercing his shoe with your heel and making him falter.

"I didn't take you for a fighter." He sneers, wrapping his hand around your throat to tilt you head back.

"I'll fucking kill you," your breath almost as heavy as Jason's words echoing in your head.

"You don't need a gun. It's a simple mission. In and out." In and out, like fuck. You're going to kill him right after you kill this asshole.

"Bit wider," Mr North orders you, pressing your cheeks even harder.

"I can fucking see you." You glare at the looming reflection in the mirror, "the fuck are you doing?"

"I don't need help." Jason struts forward, twirling his gun on his finger, "I can do this on my own," he shoots Mr North in the leg making him fall to his knee and release you, "I'm a big girl."

"I would never," you kick Mr North in his shitty face, "call myself a big girl."

"Who the fuck are you?" Mr North spits a tooth out.

"You're not involved in this," Jason snaps at him, shooting him in his other leg, "be quiet. Wait- what happened to your neck?" He stares at the finger prints you imagine are there.

"The fuck does it matter? Where have you been?"

"Mingling." Jason rolls his eyes at your dissmissiveness.

"What-" Mr North winces when you press your heel into his bullet wound.

"Shut up now." You spit on the man before turning to Jason, "Give me my gun."

"Bossy," Jason's says, throwing your stainless steel Colt, "you going to shoot me?" He asks when you point the gun at him.

"Not today." You swerve, letting your gun off into Mr North's head, "those are the drugs there. Let's get em to babs."

"Are you sure you're ok?" He stops you, his fingers grazing along your cheekbones and brushing your hair back.

"Yes. But if you take my gun from me again," you stare up right into his eyes, "it'll be the last thing you ever see."

"No, the last thing I'd see would be you're beautiful face," his nose brushes yours, "and boy, what a way to go."

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bizarre that my brain sees porn & goes “meh whatever” but when it comes to audio erotica its like “lets obsess over this pretty voice for weeks”

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inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth

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Please I want him to be okay

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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You're so sweet I love making lists for you.

Fav colour to wear : Forest Green

Fav colour to write with : Black

Fav colour to use for make-up: depends. I really like dark lip shades and bright eyes usually a soft pink.

Fav colour to paint my nails : Dark Green

Fav colour to buy spontaneously: Green. Everything I have is Green.

Favourite colour tag

Just a silly little idea I've wanted to do for a bit.

What is your favourite colour to:

Wear? 🥾👠👕👖👗🧥

Write with? 🖊️ 🖋️ ✏️

Use for eyeshadow or lipstick or more fun makeup (if applicable)? 👁️💋👁️

Favourite colour to paint your nails (if applicable)?

Buy spontaneously when you see it because you just like the colour? 🛍️🛒🌈

I'll go first:

Favourite colour to wear: probably black 🖤 or army/olive green 🫒

Favourite colour to write with: blue 🔵

Favourite colour to use for makeup: light brown or copper for eyeshadow (I'm basic). I don't really wear lipstick but I love a deep red/burgundy 💋

Favourite colour to paint my nails: light grey 🩶

Favourite colour to buy spontaneously when I see it just because I like the colour: I'm actually stumped with this one! Probably just a pretty shade of blue 💙

Tagging with zero pressure: @kayhi808 @e-dubbc11 @ellooo0ooo @more-cardigan-than-woman @frying-panties @k-marzolf @russosafehaven

But really, it's an open tag ☺️

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"no attachments" in SW literally just means "don't be selfish and possessive". that's it. that's all there is. doesn't mean jedi can't have friends and loved ones. they can. just. don't be possessive and selfish about it. don't murder thousands of people in an effort to save one.

#but what if I really love her and shes pregnant with my baby? #what If I alone can save her? and not like I dunno? some fancy space tech #Ill only be on the darkside for a sec and I promise I have good reasons

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me 24/7

#fuck you thats so funny #im traumatized #the magnus protocol #tmagp mr bonzo

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Redraw of the iconic Naruto & Sasuke kissing scene with Bakugou & Deku.

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

#the magnus protocol #mr bonzo #tmagp spoilers

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Tamaki🦋

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Getting older is fun i love to inch closer 2 the girl i dreamed of being at 14

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Yay fun times.

Go to Pinterest and search;

color of your phone background + aesthetic

Favorite animal + aesthetic

Name + core

Movie you rewatched multiple times as a child + aesthetic

Favorite time of day + aesthetic

Favorite words in your favorite song + aesthetic

Tagging; @kayhi808 @e-dubbc11 @fireeyes-on-teller-dixon-grimes @russosafehaven @ittybxttykxttytxtty