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#hottest of takes if i was technically a teenager 2 years ago grown ass adults in their 30s/40s shouldn't be looking to me for entertainment#like what the fucking shit is this#first bryan decides to pin all the blame on a lack of communication on ME#like#thanks buddy. so glad you care. not like i was going to kms /srs a couple months ago#but i'm so glad your crush threw a tantrum and you put the blame on me!#love that for you!#real show of good friendship right there!#then my old supervisors wanted to meet up#and for context im sick! and i hate being sick! i talk to like two of my favorite people and bunker down!#so i left one on read#and then i get accused of blocking her?????#what the fuck you're 44 why are you this fucking insane#like jesus christ is this just a thing for fucking middle aged people in their jobs????#can i LITERALLY just catch a break. can i have ONE friend that doesn't do this shit#i'm so sick and tired of this fucking behavior#like why can't i just have shitty days. why can't i act my goddamn age without them berating me for it.#literally why can't i exist without people expecting me to do emotional labor and when i don't perform the way they want#i'm suddenly the bad guy??? wtf. i'm 21. literally leave me alone.#god i'm so done with people i'm so fed up i'm so mad#vent post tw
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Bunny - Ashton Irwin
a/n: DADDY ISSUES NATION RISE! This is my longest fic until now, and it´s inspired by @rip-quizilla.
word count: 3k
Where you find a mysterious hot neighbor.
Contents: MAJOR AGE GAP (reader is 19 and Ash is 44), perv!ash, spanking, pet names, praise, unprotected p in v, oral (f and m recieving) masturbation (f and m), corruption kink, daddy kink
Older!Ash x Reader
You entered your brand new house, it was small, but spacious considering it was your first. Your mom and your dad finally let you move out, giving you all the privacy you needed.
For the first month everything was normal, until you heard almost every mom in the neighborhood talk about a handsome and mysterious Mr. Irwin. Only to notice that he was living right next to you.
You were curious, since moving to the neighborhood, you´ve never seen what he looked like, your window was right opposite his, but he always kept the curtain closed.
Adjusting yourself, you looked at the mirror and flattened your yellow sundress. It was a hot summer day, and what better way to quench your thirst than to deliver lemonade to your supposedly hot neighbor?
You opened the fridge to get a large jug of your homemade lemonade, and left the house, leaving the front door unlocked.
Walking to his house, you took deep breaths, and knocked on the door. Now you wait.....
A tall man opened the door, looking to be in his 20s. His light brown hair looked soft and curly. his skin sunkissed. "Hi there." He smiled. Making you forget why you were there.
Holy shit.
"Um-hi." You smiled. "I moved here a month ago and I ́ve never said hello, I decided to bring you some lemonade. Some friendly neighbor activity." You chuckled.
He looked you up and down, basically devouring you with his eyes. "That's awfully kind of you." You detected some kind of accent. "It 's no problem." You replied.
"Sorry if this is too direct but, how come i´ve never seen you before?" You asked him. "At my age, I don't go out of my house much honey, I like to read, play music." You raised an eyebrow. "Your age? Like 25?"
He let out a throaty laugh. "You flatter me." Making you smile. "How old are you?" You asked. "If you don't mind me asking of course." He grinned. "Guess."
"28?" He shook his head no. "30?" He shook his head no again. "35?" You asked, hoping you didn't say he was too old. "More." He grinned. "No fucking way." You replied. "40?" He clicked his tongue. "You're getting closer." Your mouth was practically on the floor. "I´m 44, sweetheart."
"What? That's insane." You smiled. "You definitely don't look or act 44." You said. "Hey, how is a 44 year old supposed to act?" He chuckled. "I don´t know, smoking cigars on your front porch, maybe?" You smiled. "I´m young at heart, you know." He leaned down to talk to you.
"How old are you, little lady?" He grinned. "I'm 19." He widened his hazel eyes. "19, wow. Basically a baby." You fake pouted. "I'm not a baby." You smiled, teasingly. "You are to me." He replied. You frowned. Did he actually think of you as a kid?
"What´s a young girl like you doing living all by herself?" He asked. "I just moved out, I wanted some privacy." You replied, making him raise an eyebrow. "Privacy, huh? You sure you´re not gonna throw any parties?"
You laughed. "That's not what all kids do these days, by the way. Maybe in your time, Mr. Irwin." You put your hand on your forehead. "That was rude, i´m sorry." He laughed. "How do you know my last name?" He smiled.
You turned pink. "Well, you must know that women talk about you." He raised an eyebrow. "Do they?" He chuckled. "Yeah, all the time." You replied.
"Can you tell me what they say?" He smiled, making you turn an even deeper shade of red. "Well, they all say you're really handsome and stuff... And how they wonder if you have a wife." You smiled. "No, I don't have one, sweetheart." He grinned.
Oh god yes.
"Oh, that's good to know. I mean, that's cool." You stuttered. Making him chuckle. "Well, I guess I´ll see you around, Mr. Irwin." You said turning your back. "Please, call me Ashton." He blurted out. "What's your name?" He asked. "It´s y/n." You smiled. "Nice to meet you y/n." I hope to see you soon." You looked over your shoulder and nodded.
When you turned around, Ashton couldn't help but look at your ass. It was sculpted and it drove him crazy. He could tell you were definitely trouble.
Ashton closed the door, and smiled. You were the only thing he could think of for hours. He wanted to get to know you, to know what your interests were, your life. He already was utterly obsessed. He felt like a teenager again, with hormones blossoming inside of him.
You were sweet and innocent, like a bunny. Something deep inside him wanted to ruin you.
You could not help thinking of him too. His tattooed arms, his curly hair, how his tank top hugged every place of him. How his shorts were tight around his bulge.
Shit. You wanted to fuck your 44 year old neighbor.
Ashton let his curiosity get the best of him. He finally opened his office window, to see if he could peek inside your house. Fortunately for him, this was the window directly opposite your bedroom.
After a long day, you decided to go to your bedroom to relax. Kicking off your shoes and getting out of your sundress. It was hot, so you absentmindedly left your bedroom window open, not knowing you had a spectator.
"Holy fuck." Ashton thought, his jaw was on the ground. You were wearing a lacy pink underwear set. The dim lighting in your room made you look ethereal.
Ashton was getting harder by the second. He knew this was wrong. Spying on his innocent little neighbor. But at this moment, he could care less.
You took off your bra, slowly. Ashton watched your breasts slip out of them, he thought he was dreaming. You were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen.
You reached in your bedroom drawer and found a pretty pink vibrator that you've stashed there. You laid down, tracing circles over your panties with the vibrator, letting out little whimpers.
"No fucking way." Ashton mouthed. He couldn't take it anymore. He took his cock out of his pants, bubbling with pre-cum. He felt like a pervert, but this turned him on even more.
Little y/n wasn't as innocent as he thought.
Taking off your panties, your pussy was on full display. Making Ashton´s mouth water.
You pressed the vibrator on your clit while you inserted two fingers inside of yourself, curling them. The shock made your back lift off the mattress, with a moan so loud you were sure your neighbor could hear.
All you wanted was Ashton. You wished his fingers were inside of you, you wished he was fucking you.
Ashton started to rub himself, watching intently. So what if you saw? He thought. His cock was throbbing, he was desperate to be inside you. Every muscle in his body ached for you.
You started to squirm, your clit throbbing with pulsing sensations that made you convulse in bed. While Ashton was shivering. This is the most turned on he´s been ever.
"Fuckfuckfuckfuck." You moaned while you bit your lip, feeling that familiar feeling in your stomach. Ashton started fucking his fist, harder and faster.
"Fuck! Ashton!" You screamed when you came. Putting your hand to your mouth when you realized what you said. At the same time, Ashton came all over his hand, panting hard. His curls were sticking to his forehead.
Did she just say my name? She couldn't have.
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In the morning you decided to lounge by the pool, and get some sun. You put on your favorite blue bikini and put your hair in a bun and headed out to the garden.
You opened up the door to your yard, secretly hoping a certain hazel eyed man would stumble in.
Sitting on a lounge chair, looking at your phone you noticed a tall figure looking down at you.
"Fuckin´ hot today, eh?" It was Ashton. A shirtless Ashton. Looking you up and down with no shame. "Good morning Mr. Irwin." You smiled. "You're finally out of the house." You added. "I wanted to see you, darling." He replied. Your mouth turned dry.
"You wanted to see me?" You repeated, making him smile. "Why do you want this old man out of your garden?" He chuckled, making you giggle. "Nah, c´mere." You told him, making a "Come hither" motion with your finger.
Just to think those were the fingers that were inside you last night made him shiver.
You tucked your legs in and motioned for him to sit at the tip of the lounging chair. When he sat, you spread your legs to fit around his thighs.
The only thing separating your pussy from his back was a flimsy piece of fabric.
"So, where are you from?" You asked him. "I´m originally from Australia, but I moved here a few years ago." You nodded. "Why´d you move?" You asked, picking at his sunburnt shoulders. "I think I just wanted to move on with my life, start a new chapter." He looked back at you and smiled. "Fair enough." You smiled back.
"I haven't noticed your tattoos." You said, stroking your hands on his arm. "Yeah got a few of them, love, years of experience." He smiled. "This one's my favorite." You pointed at his snake tattoo on his bicep. "It's one of my favorites too."
"Do you have any more tattoos?" You asked, rubbing both of his thighs. "y/n..." He melted into your touch. "I'm just asking." You grinned, placing a kiss on his neck. "Jesus Christ." He chuckled in between shallow breaths. "Are you sure?" He asked. You muttered an "mhm."
"I´ve seen you eye fucking me, Ashton, when we first met, when I was taking out the trash, right back then..."
He stood up, turned to face you, and sat back down."Dirty girl... When I was in college you weren't even born yet." You shrugged your shoulders, smiling. You could feel a wet patch growing in your bikini bottoms.
"I was touching myself thinking of you last night." You whispered, making him grin. "Me too." He chuckled. "You just looked so pretty yesterday... Your window was open." Your mouth dropped. "You perv!" You smiled. "Hey, you´re the one touching yourself thinking of an old man fucking you." He grinned.
"You looked so cute squirming, bunny." This sent shivers down your spine.
"Please kiss me." You pleaded. He wasted no time. He held your face with his two hands and kissed you, the kiss was fervent, urgent. Your tongues battling between each other, barely giving you space to breathe.
"Do anything you want to me, Ashton." You told him. "Anything?" He asked. "Anything." You smiled. "That´s a very bold claim to make." "I mean it." You smirked.
"Stand up." He ordered, doing the same as you. "You brought this upon yourself." He smiled, as he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder, making you scream and giggle.
He unlocked his front door and carried you inside. You observed three guitars and a huge drumset in his living room, complete with 10 pairs of drumming sticks.
He placed you on the couch that was big enough to fit four people, putting enough force for you to land with an "oomph."
"You look so cute, babygirl." He smiled, making you blush. You decided to make a risky move. "Thank you, daddy." You replied, waiting for his response.
You could see his eyes visibly darken, and his mouth turned into a grin. "Holy fuck, y/n." He smiled. "Want me to be your daddy?" He asked you. You could only mutter an "mhm." Your clit was throbbing, practically begging to be touched.
He trailed a finger through your bikini bottoms, making your whole body shiver. "So wet for me, and I haven't even touched you, bunny." He whispered in your ear. "Please, Ashton." You mewled.
He tugged at the strings of your bikini top and undid them. "You have such perfect tits, princess." He said, while fondling them. Placing his mouth on one and nipping at it, making you whimper. "So sensitive, too." He smiled.
Kneeling in front of you on the couch, he tugged on your bikini bottoms taking them off. You clenched your legs together, by instinct, blushing. "No need to be shy, princess." He smiled, gently pushing your legs apart and peppering little kisses on the inside of your thighs.
"Such a pretty pussy." He cooed. "Fuckin´ perfect."
He kitten licked your clit, making you let out a breathy moan. He looked up at you, waiting for your approval. You nodded and smiled, making him grin.
He grabbed your lower back with his big hands and pulled you closer to his face, making you gasp.
His pupils were blown out with lust. Dipping down to face your sex. Without warning, he dives in and you feel him licking a long strip between your wet folds.
"Fuck! Ashton." You exclaim, grabbing his curls and digging your fingers into his scalp. He winced at the pain, but he definitely enjoyed this.
You grind against his mouth, while his tongue draws circles around your clit. Throwing your head back into the couch, your eyes rolled into the back of your head.
The sensation was almost too much. His eyes never left you, enjoying the sight of you convulsing on the couch. Your pretty moans were like music to his ears.
He licks faster and faster. Groaning inside of you. "I'm getting- I'm getting close." You said in between shallow breaths. He starts sucking on your clit harshly, the sounds were borderline sinful.
You felt a tightness inside your stomach, like a cord waiting to snap. "Don´t stop, please." You mewled.
Your orgasm washes over you, making your whole body shake, clenching your walls around Ashton´s tongue. "Oh my God." You smiled.
Ashton surfaced, his lips were puffy and his mouth was covered in your slick. "Hi." You giggled. "Hi." He repeated, smiling. You covered your face with your hands, and blushed.
"Can I taste you?" You asked. "I-um, fuck yes." He stuttered. "Yeah, you can taste me."
He takes off his shirt and gives it to you. "Here baby, for your knees." You smile and bunch up the soft cotton material on the ground.
You kneel down in front of him, pulling his shorts down and snapping the elastic band of his boxers, finally freeing him. His erection sprang up at you. It was the longest and thickest cock you´ve ever seen.
"See how you make me feel, bunny?" He asked, making you smile. You pumped his shaft a few times to test the waters, making him groan deeply. "Fuck, y/n..." He moaned.
You kitten lick his tip, tasting his salty pre-cum, making Ashton´s whole body shiver.
Sinking down, you took his whole length, gagging. Ashton gently grabbed your hair, holding it to get it out of the way. Bobbing your head up and down, swirling circles around his tip.
"Fu-uck..." He moaned. "You're so perfect." He breathed deeply.
Soon enough, he was moving his hips, increasing his pace while his head was thrown back. "Makin´ me feel so good, sweet girl." He groaned.
He pulled himself out of you, grabbing you by the hair. "I´m not gonna be able to fuck you if we continue this." He chuckled. "Want daddy to fuck you, bunny?" He asked, making you nod. "Please, that's all I want, please." You begged, making him smile darkly.
You both stood up. "C´mere." He said, picking you up bridal style. You were still surprised as to how he could pick you up like you were nothing.
Taking you up a big staircase, you found yourself in a huge master bedroom, complete with another drum set, and vinyls hanging on the walls.
He plopped you down on the bed, a bit more roughly this time.
He looked around, opening a few drawers. "What 's wrong?" You asked. "Shit, I don't have a condom." He muttered. "I'm on the pill." You smiled, making him grin as well. "That's all you needed to say." He replied, taking off his shorts and underwear.
He climbed on top of the bed, hovering over you. "Daddy's gonna make you feel good, sweetheart." He smiled, you watched his eyes darken.
He puts a hand on your throat and pushes his mouth in for a kiss, hard, sloppy, hungry.
"You okay?" He smiles. "Yeah, just please fuck me Ashton." You pleaded. "Atta girl." He responded.
He grabbed your hips and slowly pushed himself inside of you, hissing at the feeling. The initial stretch burned, but slowly but surely you got adjusted to his size.
"Fuck, you´re so tight, bunny." He groaned, starting to pump in and out, guiding your hips, making you arch your back off the mattress, if they could, your eyes could roll into the back of your head.
"Please, faster." You exclaimed. You were lightheaded, becoming cockdrunk, letting out little moans that made Ashton go wild. "Want to ruin you, so nobody but me gets to use this pussy."
"Fuck! Just like that!" You exclaimed, feeling the pulsing wave of pleasure continue to grow inside of you, clenching around his cock. "You're taking me so well baby girl, won't last much longer with you clenching around me like that." He breathed rapidly.
"I'm close, Ashton." You repeated. "Cum for me bunny, let me feel that perfect fucking pussy." Those words were enough to make you cum alone.
You felt a familiar feeling inside your stomach. You felt Ashton´s cock twitch inside of you, meaning he was close as well.
You released yourself, gushing all over his cock, "Mphhhh.." You mewled and he filled you up to the brim with his cum, with a deep groaning sound,almost animalistic. he pulled out of you, letting his cum spill all over the sheets.
"Give me a second." He said, getting up and going to the bathroom, retrieving some wipes to help you clean up, discarding them in a trash can next to his bed.
"Was that okay?" He smiled. "It was perfect, Ashton." You grinned, looking up at him, pulling him into a kiss.
"Jesus, y/n, you´re gonna be the death of me." He curled his lips up into the kiss.
#ashton irwin#5 seconds of summer#5sos smut#ashton irwin smut#ashton irwin fanfic#ashton irwin x reader#calum hood x reader#5 seconds of summer fanfic
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Dialogue Prompts (Taylor's Version)
1♪ “You are the best thing that's ever been mine.”
2♪ “I will never leave you alone.”
3♪ “I'm captivated by you, like a fireworks show.”
4♪ “How's life? Tell me how's your family?”
5♪ “I'm sorry for that night.”
6♪ “Run away now.”
7♪ “Run as fast as you can.”
8♪ “They are the lucky ones.”
9♪ “Have we met?”
10♪ “Who do you love?”
11♪ “Remember this moment?”
12♪ “Remember this feeling.”
13♪ “Life makes love look hard.”
14♪ “I love you. I loved you from the very first day.”
15♪ “Meet me tonight.”
16♪ “You are not the exception.”
17♪ “I can't stop thinking about you and I.”
18♪ “I'm setting you free.”
19♪ “It's gonna be alright.”
20♪ “It's in the past.”
21♪ “Heaven can't help me now.”
22♪ “No one has to know what we do.”
23♪ “Are you insane?”
24♪ “It's been a long six months.”
25♪ “You're my best friend.”
26♪ “It might blow up in your pretty face.”
27♪ “Come here.”
28♪ “I said 'I love you', you say nothing back.”
29♪ “I knew it all along.”
30♪ “How'd we end up on the floor anyway?”
31♪ “She's laughing up at us from hell.”
32♪ “I don't remember.”
33♪ “The end is coming.”
34♪ “You should be doing more.”
35♪ “You have to trust more freely.”
35♪ “Love is a lie.”
36♪ “It's time now, let go.”
37♪ “This is it. I've had enough.”
38♪ “I swear I'm gonna change.”
39♪ “I still love you.”
40♪ “It's been you all along.”
41♪ “I need you.”
42♪ “Look at you, worrying so much about things you can't change.”
43♪ “I'm sorry, too.”
44♪ “Don't get attached.”
45♪ “Everybody knows that.”
46♪ “Why?!”
47♪ “Go out and have some fun.”
48♪ “Why did you let her go?”
49♪ “It's not just a phase I'm in.”
50♪ “Believe in one thing, I won't go away.”
51♪ “I'll wait for you.”
52♪ “Do you know how much I miss you.”
53♪ “All's well that ends well.”
54♪ “Fuck the Patriarchy.”
55♪ “It's supposed to be fun turning 21.”
56♪ “I keep waiting for you but you never come.”
57♪ “I don't know what to think.”
58♪ “You look beautiful tonight.”
59♪ “Forever and always.”
60♪ “I'm in love with you.”
61♪ “There's nothing you can say.”
62♪ “Too late.”
63♪ “Did you ever think of me?”
64♪ “We're still friends.”
65♪ “Take my hand.”
66♪ “I think he did it.”
67♪ “They all want to be you.”
68♪ “What's a lifetime of achievement if I pushed you to the edge and you were too polite to leave me?”
69♪ “Dancing is a dangerous game.”
70♪ “I survived.”
71♪ “What a sad sight.”
72♪ “Yes.”
73♪ “Who knows what could've been.”
74♪ “Are you sure?”
75♪ “This is me trying.”
76♪ “Fuck you forever.”
77♪ “Sir, I think he's bleeding out.”
78♪ “Doc, I think she's crashing out.”
79♪ “Get in, let's drive.”
80♪ “I'd die for you in secret.”
81♪ “Give me a reason.”
82♪ “Im fine.”
83♪ “I love you (ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?)”
84♪ “Where we gonna go?”
85♪ “I rent a place on Cornelia Street.”
86♪ “I don't know.”
87♪ “I'd die for you.”
88♪ “Damn, it's 7am.”
89♪ “Are you ready for it?”
90♪ “Don't thrown away a good thing.”
91♪ “You're gorgeous.”
92♪ “Go, go, go!”
93♪ “That's a lie.”
94♪ “Does he know?”
95♪ “Get your shit together.”
96♪ “Nothing is gonna change.”
97♪ “You made us proud.”
98♪ “Don't leave me here alone.”
99♪ “I know you don't.”
100♪ “We always walked a very thin line.”
#writing prompts#dialogue prompt#writing#dialog prompts#taylor swift prompts#i wanted to do champagne problems so bad but there was no suitable dialogue in it for general prompts and i couldn't come up with anything#angst prompts#romantic prompts#star wars#bbc merlin#fanfiction prompts#writers ask game#writing asks#ask game
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welllll since you're offering to talk about naddpod music, would you mind talking a little about the uses and stuff of Meemaw's Burden? :3 nbd if not, but if it sparks your fancy, I'd love to hear your thoughts.
oh god mee maw's burden. anon. my dear friend. you have no idea how insane uses of this song make me.
okay. so lemme start by saying that mee maw's is only used in bahumia (c1/c3). i think about this choice fucking constantly. you'll discover why shortly.
i'm not going to list out every mee maw's burden use. i could. but i'm not going to. instead, i'm going to point at the fact that the song is called mee maw's burden. we first hear it when mee maw reveals that she's got crick rot to moonshine, and that she's been hiding it from everyone.
and like. jolene is a druid who will live for hundreds and hundreds of years. and lose so many people. she's the matriarch of the crick. she's carrying this so that others don't have to be burdened by it.
and... that's kind of what mee maw's burden is used for. the burden of the living. the burden of the parent. the ones who take things on so that others don't have to. it's... bev sr selling his soul to hell. beverly seeing erlin dead. telaine learning about melora, and breaking down at the end of the fight. "how long do half elves live". calder asking ultrus to make a deal with him.
it's-- mee maw's burden is... living. living when others don't. accepting heavy loads so that others can live on. knowing that you might not, and knowing that you're okay with that. being strong in the face of it, because you have to.
oh! that note i made. about why it not being used in c2 is insane to me. it's because in c2, there's the cycle. of rebirth and reincarnation. the relationship to death and lifespans is different. so... of course it's not used in c2. and of course it is used throughout c1/c3.
also! a fun thing i like to point out is that if you listen to mee maw's burden, and then listen to the song that plays as the boobs talk to melora at the heart of the world in 97 (9:44 in the ad free version), you will notice that the start of the melora song is a variant on mee maw's. enjoy that knowledge. yes, this is the "what an honor, what an injustice" song.
(and, because i'm insane. i did do that thing i said i wasn't gonna do)
campaign 1 uses:
(25) mee maw reveals her crick rot
(38) joris explains he helped akarot for the sake of the dwarphanage because no one cares about dwarphans
(39) jaina and hardwon talk about how they failed gemma
(51) the chosen kill everyone at the crick in a flashback
(58) bev sr. admits to selling his soul
(70) bev finds the field guide on how to defeat his dad
(73) bev goes down at akarot's hand
(80) bev's flashback to the execution in hell
(87) erlin almost has to choose between healing bev and saving red
(88) bev sees erlin dead and revivifies him
(89) bev and erlin talk about pelor's death
(90) bev and egwene talk about erlin being taken
(92) moonshine sees pendergreens and paw paw after dying
(96) both moonshine telling telaine about melora and telaine breaking down at the end of the fight
(98) both pestilence killing balnor and bev defeating qwiksus
(99) both telling lucanus about erdan and, of course, "how long do half-elves live"
campaign 3 uses:
(7) callie tells the others about her past with stealing the egg and giving it to glen
(11) beatrix tells duck team that she's the last of the ruby scale and her dragon has been killed
(27) callie goes down in the king durretar fight / king durretar gets his breath weapon back / big bev also goes down / generally shit being real bad in that fight
(29) do i need. do i need to tell you when in crown of dreams this is used? (it's calder making a deal with ultrus. it was never not going to be that.)
(32) callie disobeys the worm and takes a bunch of damage in order to save hardwon
(54) gowan learns about gregor, and tells calder that he can't help because he left and isn't a ranger. "please. we've already lost enough. do not put yourself in a position where i lose another brother."
#this is less in depth for reasons but i will say i don't think this is the last analysis you'll hear about mee maw's lol#god. what a song.#hanbles#naddplog#naddmusic tag#going insane about music on this friday#this one i might maintag. yeah. it deserves it#naddpod#anon#ask
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so important for the twink who's been lusting over his middle-aged oblivious het work colleague to finally just break and he like Hey real quick can I suck your cock
and colleague, who's never received a BJ or tbh a compliment before, including from his ex wife, to be like. huh?
like I'm just thinking and average looking guy who's a little too into his work and isn't great at charming people, he's blunt and a little bland
doesn't feel great about his appearance bc he's not too tall and he's stocky and pudgy and he's not got the big chiseled jaw
meanwhile this twink is. fucking salivating at the DILF supreme with his big strong hands and his weighted body and his hairy chest and his thick thighs and the way his eyes crinkle at the edges when he smiles
and the colleague is like but??? aren't you very gorgeous? by gay guy standards? can't you, um. do better? bc even women aren't particularly attracted to me, at least, they've never said
and the twink is like. ok well they're insane, open your jeans
idk im thinking about the particular het culture where autistic guys especially get overlooked dating wise anyway, but also some cishet women just never compliment their partners' appearances even just to say "looking handsome!" bc they think feeling attractive is for women only
and then you have. twink.
who's just a little drunk and/or stoned and horny and is just like Please, based on the rest of the package here, I'm assuming your dick is great
and the guy is like there is??? no package available
and twink like???? you have nice hair, your eyes are gorgeous and you have that cute crinkle and the dimples, you have strong shoulders and I've watched you lift stuff, you could definitely lift ME, and you're hairy which is HOT and you've got great legs
is your lap comfy
and colleague blustering and red faced but it doesn't occur to him to refuse when the twink gestures to his lap, and he's WARM and his hands are sliding down his neck and his thumbs are on his jaw, and colleague isn't attracted to guys but… this is NICE
esp twink kissing him and colleague trying to kiss back and twink being like EW stop that stop that right now what the fuck.
and colleague like oh I'm so sorry fuck i--
and twink all, kiss like i show you, don't be so liberal with the tongue
and they're kissing and it… it actually feels NICE? it feels good? especially bc the twink is grinding down in his lap and colleague is like 😳😳😳 bc he's hard and also he's 44 and just got Educated in Kissing Properly which he didn't know you could even do wrong
twink getting to his knees and colleague trying to be like oh no no you don't have to--
and twink like, i absolutely have to do this and might die if i don't. are you okay with killing me
and colleague like. I'm. I'm pretty sure you won't die from not sucking me off
and the twink like, alan, you didn't even know which month was pride month, so why would you be that confident about me sucking dick and whether i would die or not
and colleague just
twink on his knees and colleague who's never considered himself much of a stud and sometimes has a hard time getting off absolutely losing his mind
because the twink is doing things with his mouth and tongue and HANDS he's never imagined
and he's tugging at his balls and twisting his grip a bit on the base of his cock and dragging his tongue against this one really sensitive spot on the side of his cock head and just
liquefying his brains
esp if they finish and the twink is like
that was great
and goes home
and colleague is just like. that was mind blowing but am i a bad person if I'm not gay but I want to do that again? shouldn't i blow him back? to be polite???
and being so nervous and shy about wanting to invite the twink for more casual sex, but every time the twink suggests it he's like YES YES ABSOLUTELY and then is anxious he's too eager and that it's disrespectful or unkind
MEANWHILE the twink keeps saying he's such a daddy and that he's cute and hot and handsome and that's amazing but also the sex is so… affirming and NICE
the first time sex hasn't been stressful for felt like a chore
and the twink won't let him suck him off bc he's like. no babe I know you want to reciprocate but this is an acquired taste and in my expert opinion it's not for you
so he tries to fuck the twink as vigorously as possible when they try anal
and the. the benefit of his ED is that his stamina means fucking harder for. longer
than the twink expected
and the twink just fucking dizzy and mindless with cock after like oh my god????? you ruined me? do it agajn!?
I'm just obsessed with the dynamic of the twink who's. a lot more confident and experienced, but also very much at home with casual sex between friends
whereas the colleague is having a moderate identity crisis
because he's still not gay! he's pretty sure he's not attracted to men, including this one! but the sex is really good? does that make him a bad person, shouldn't he let the twink KNOW?
and he does and the twink is like… yeah? duh? would you like to try prostate stimulation
you don't have to but i think you'd like it
and colleague is all like, you… fuck me?
and the twink falling over laughing like, ME? top? top YOU? oh no we're great friends but I'm too lazy. no i meant I'd finger you while sucking you off
and the colleague just lying there after, dazed and starry-eyed, like. maybe we should get married
and the twink just like. Alan how has your ex wife not taught you to be more discerning about proposals? also i am NOT the marrying kind
anyway i think it would be good if the twink started introducing him to hot chicks he knows, that will top as well as bottom and that also just? Will make a man feel good?
esp if Alan is just embarrassingly smitten and goes OTT on flowers and gifts and she's like 😳
and i think the ideal for this is the colleague kind of clearing his throat at his wedding like. uh. i invited. i invited a guy. for you. he's just come out and he's like 45 and he's--
the twink is like, alan, please, say no more. point him and the coat closet out in that order
the twink, drunk, after, sitting in the lap of his new conquest: this is dave he's the sacrifice Alan made at the altar of my bussy in exchange for my services
Alan: this is a very unorthodox wedding toast
twink: HAPPINESS TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM
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Meet ugly
A set of dialogue prompts and scenarios for meet ugly, because who doesn't need chaos in their lives? Send in a prompt and/or scenario + a ship. Feel free to share and use.
I'd like to thank @missjanjie and @sweetlikesunflowersandhoney for their help.
Dialogue prompts
1. "Is that my car?"
2. "Oh, so that was you?"
3. "Please never contact me again"
4. "You shouldn't be in here"
5. "Who the hell are you?"
6. "So listen, I met the worst bitch ever on my way to work"
7. "Can you shut up? At least for ten minutes"
8. "You could say sorry"
9. "Just don't puke on my carpet"
10. "I don't even know you"
11. "I didn't ask for your life story"
12. "I didn't sign up for this"
13. "Okay, rule number one, don't talk to me"
14. "That fucking hurt"
15. "Did your parents hate you when they named you that?"
16. "That is the ugliest dress I've ever seen"
17. "I think I just spilled coffee all over our new boss"
18. "I'm pretty sure my date is hitting on your date"
19. "Wait, this isn't my apartment?"
20. "If you kick my seat one more time, I'm cutting off your legs."
21. "Get out"
22. "Well here's the thing, I don't care"
23. "I'm going to call the cops"
24. "It's loaded"
25. "Shit, I thought you weren't home"
26. "It's been six months and you still don't know their name?"
27. "I think you got the wrong number"
28. "Put your clothes back on"
29. "What the hell is wrong with you? Don't answer that, I already know"
30. "When I see that bitch again"
31. "I don't have a death wish"
32. "I am not getting in that car with you"
33. "Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?"
34. "Okay, for the last fucking time"
35. "Didn't you hear me?"
36. "Get a grip, get a life and get over it"
37. "I am not going to entertain drama, chaos, confusion and madness"
38. "I'm not bothered, not at all"
39. "I knew she was a clown from the jump"
40. "I'm not finished talking to you"
41. "I pity you for the face that you have"
42. "Here, let me buy you a new one"
43. "I don't want it anymore"
44. "You're getting blood all over me"
45. "You will be hearing from my lawyer"
46. "Well, you can go fuck yourself"
47. "Did you ever work in porn?"
48. "Who invited you?"
49. "This sounds like a scam"
50. "$800? I don't have that kind of money"
Scenarios
A. A and B have an appointment at the same clinic after their partner cheated on them, without knowing the other person is their side piece.
B. A server spills a milkshake on a customer's fancy new shirt, and is entirely unapologetic about it.
C. A and B match on Tinder and they quickly realise the other person is insane and unmatch. They then meet again on a blind date.
D. They've waged a passive aggressive war against eachother for years for being 'that annoying neighbour' by leaving notes in the laundry room without actually having met.
E. They're both hospitalised in the same room, and absolutely everything their new roommate does is annoying. And their family and friends are even worse.
F. It's the worst day ever already, and in comes an idiot who thinks it's cute to be overly friendly.
G. A is gleefully eating something B had been looking forward to all week – and it was the last one!
H. A stole B's cat accidentally, but now it's been over a year, so whose cat is it really.
I. A suddenly having to become a babysitter for a very drunk B, a complete stranger.
J. A and B have been tricked into babysitting the same pair of chaotic twins.
K. A finds B wildly attractive, and has had a crush on them for a good while, however during their first conversation, A blanks and insults B.
L. Just your ordinary everyday traffic accident between a car and a bike.
M. A drunkenly texts B, thinking they're A's ex, and now B won't stop teasing them about it.
N. On a skiing trip, A walks into what they think is their own lodge, only to find that the bed they're sleeping in belongs to B, who very much doesn't appreciate waking up to being spooned by a stranger.
O. A is the sole reason they're desperately trying to survive an avalanche.
P. A's dog messes up B's date, but is refusing to pay for a new pair of pants.
Q. A's sibling fucks over B, and when B comes over to slap some sense into them, they end up slapping A.
R. A gets an angry phone call from B, cussing out someone with a name that's similar to theirs. At first they wanted to hang up, but now A just really wants to hear how that person fucked up.
S. A is a stand-in for B's partner in a reality TV show, and is doing their damnedest at messing them up since B was dismissive of them when they met. Revenge isn't always cold, bitch.
T. They're sharing an Uber from a club, and holy shit, A is bleeding all over the place, so B has no option but to help to avoid paying a cleaning fee.
U. A works at an amusement park as a mascot in a suit. B lives to torment the mascots, and now that there aren't kids around, A is ready to let them have it.
V. A is running late, and only notices their shirt is inside out in the elevator. They try to put it on right but they get stuck with their shirt half off. B is the shocked neighbour who finds A like that.
W. A has brought in flowers to work to welcome the new hire, who happens to be extremely allergic to said flowers.
X. Someone keeps stealing A's food from the fridge, and having had enough, A poisons their food with an inordinate amount of chili peppers. Now to wait for the screams of B come lunchtime.
Y. If A doesn't shut up about their ex anytime soon, B is going to blow a gasket and tell them to get a life. They're in public for fucks sake, have your mental breakdown somewhere else.
Z. A has talked mad shit about B at length, not realising they'd be their next opponent in their next match. Now it's personal.
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₊ ☾⋆ angst dialogue prompts ⋆⁺₊⋆
a list of prompts i use to inspire my writing. i hope they're helpful for you !
more prompt lists: x
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1. "you're allowed to fall apart sometimes, you know."
2. "what's the point in trying when i know i'll never be enough?"
3. "i wish your love wasn't conditional."
4. "when did things fall apart? i never noticed until it was done." / "that's exactly why things fell apart."
5. "you were my best friend. i wish i had been yours, too."
6. "i wasn't enough for you." / "no, you were too much."
7. "i thought i could learn to like it this way. i'm sorry i dragged this out."
8. "it's tiring, missing you when you're right here."
9. "you seemed to like me best when i was lying."
10. "don't pretend you missed me. i'm not as stupid as you clearly think i am."
11. "why are you drinking so much? what did you do?"
12. "please tell me i'm wrong. tell me i'm jumping to conclusions— that i'm misunderstanding. please, just say it..." / "..."
13. "you really love her, and she doesn't love you back...how ironic."
14. "you left the most bitter taste in my mouth. how could you bring it all up again when i'm trying to move on?"
15. "i fucked up. god, i fucked up."
16. "so that's it? we're just— over?"
17. "i wish i'd never met you. i wish this was a lesson i never had to learn."
18. "you're fucking insane."
19. "am i the reason you cry every night? be honest."
20. "well, how did you expect this to turn out? it's not my fault you've been in denial."
21. "i don't understand how you sleep at night, so blissfully uncaring of the pain you wreak."
22. "will you miss me at all?" / "very much so, unfortunately."
23. "are we doing the right thing? is there no other option?"
24. "i know when it's good, it's really good— but i don't think i can handle the lows anymore."
25. "when did you want to hurt me again? today? tomorrow? you know, so i can note it in my schedule."
26. "do you fantasize about a life without me?"
27. "you're not the same person i married." / "well, people change. you didn't get the memo?"
28. "i wish i could forget your phone number. and your face. and everything we ever did together."
29. "let's not get irrational here. we're going to talk sensibly, and take it outside— so i can punch you without breaking anything."
30. "you thought i cared for you? why? i made the opposite excruciatingly obvious."
31. "god, why do you have so much blood? i can put it back— don't cry, i can fix it. just don't leave me, please."
32. "you're so dramatic. is this really necessary?"
33. "i'll be better next time, i promise." / "next time? no. i won't be here to put the pieces of your life back together next time."
34. "i don't know how to ask for help."
35. "when was the last time you told me that you loved me?" / "..." / "hah...you can't remember, can you?"
36. "it's okay if you need time to heal. i'll still be here, waiting, for as long as it takes."
37. "i can't keep going when i'm the only one putting effort in. i'm done begging for what i deserve."
38. "i can't lose you. i won't lose you." / "what? after everything? you've already lost me."
39. "you left without saying goodbye. i finally moved on, and you expect me to let you pop back in just like that? no."
40. "i always said i'd die for you." / "idiot...i didn't believe you until now."
41. "i can't believe i thought you meant what you said."
42. "for what it's worth, i'll never give up on us."
43. "you keep going radio silent on me, and i can't handle that any more. wondering if you're dead in a ditch? or cheating on me? i don't deserve that."
44. "you are not your past, so stop acting like you are. that's not an excuse to keep hurting me and everyone around you."
45. "how many broken promises are we at now? you know, i'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose. is my face that pretty when i cry?"
46. "don't give me that look. no, what did you really expect?"
47. "he/she/they showed me more love than you ever did. isn't that sad? it makes me sad."
48. "oh, i see where it went wrong. you're a little confused, but you're almost there— you're supposed to break up with me, then fuck other people."
49. "don't even try to kiss me. get the fuck off me."
50. "don't worry, it's not my blood."
51. "i was stupid to think you would change for me. to think i was good enough to change for."
52. "quit crying. you're the one who hurt me, why are you making it about yourself?"
53. "no, i'm not just going to leave you here."
54. "i can't bear when you look at me like that. like i'm something from hell."
55. please— please, just...get out."
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(The only reason I did not put any fic specific asks for this is because you have so many that I fucking adore that I can't even begin to pick out which ones to ask about 😳 perhaps tomorrow I will send another ask because my god do I love hearing from authors about their fics)
How old were you when you first starting writing fanfiction?
I almost feel like a late bloomer, but eighteen, tbh. I only really entered "fandom" spaces in college and it spiraled from there.
5. If you had to choose a favourite out of all of your multi chaptered stories, which would it be and why?
Shoot, that's hard....I think I'd choose The Nature Of The Wind, one of my stories from the TMNT fandom, because it still gets so much love and I'm proud of the darkness I explored there.
7. When is your preferred time to write?
Whenever the spirit moves me! Seriously, I prefer to be well rested, but I've written up a storm in the dead of night, too.
8. Where do you take your inspiration from?
A whole lot of places...great fic authors (like a certain someone who sent me this ask), books I've read, stories, personal experience, family stories, art. I've been known to pillage the Bible from time to time, and Greek mythology, too. It all just melts together into a bubbling witch's brew and I fish out (what I hope are) the best bits for my writing.
12. Who is your favourite character to write for? Why?
Depends on the fandom...for TMNT it's Leonardo, because I love his tortured leader aesthetic and the sheer amount of trauma he puts up with is really fun. For DC it's Damian, because I have a soft spot for angsty baby murderers trying to be better.
For Avatar I'd think recom Jake, because he's such a perfect Frankenstein's monster of hunger and cruelty and pain and power. With Spider being a close second, because I love this boy and I love fucking him up.
17. Post a line from a WIP that you’re working on.
It’s insane. She’s insane. Her very existence is a mark of insanity, always has been and always will be. If she thinks too hard about what she wants to do, it will overwhelm her, and the fire and water are both getting closer. There is no time, no time.
18. Do you have any abandoned WIP’s? What made you abandon them?
God, so many....I've got a whole doc for dead Avatar WIPS and more TMNT WIPs than I can count. Usually they just--weren't working? It felt too familiar, sometimes, or just wrong, or it wasn't as fun to write as I'd hoped, and being fun to write usually means fun to read (I think).
21. Tell me about another writer(s) who you admire? What is it about them that you admire?
Well, tbh...there's this one writer who writes the most amazing, vivid, wild and fractured and lovely stories, and who writes some pretty spectacular comments, and sends me some great asks to boot! Their name might be familiar.
27. Do you make a general outline for your stories or do you just go with the flow?
I'm a go-with-the-flow little bastard (gender neutral) and I probably always will be.
33. What’s the biggest compliment you’ve gotten?
Someone told me they hoped I kept writing, both in fanfiction and in general, because I was really something, and I don't know, that just stuck with me? I want to believe it's true.
36. Can you give us a spoiler for one of your WIP’s?
Mommy-and-me assassination attempts.
37. What’s the funniest story you’ve written?
I wrote a nsfw story once about characters fucking while they watched the Kevin McCarthy debacle and I still think I should have gotten an award for it or something. It's you're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes (it's not Hamilton fanfiction I stg, I just couldn't resist the title).
41. What’s your favourite minor character you’ve written?
Honestly changes depending on who I'm writing, heh, but right now it's definitely Sylwanin te Tskaha Mo'at'ite. She deserves so much more love and attention and I miss her even though she was technically never on screen.
44. What is the last line you wrote?
It helps that if they do look at her, all they see is her baby, that they think mother and not threat. It helps that no one bothers to consider how easily the two can overlap.
45. What spurs you on during the writing process?
The high, maybe? The fact that writing feels good and getting comments feels good and I like being able to get these thoughts out of my head and share them with so many great people.
48. What’s your favourite trope to write?
Not sure if angst/abuse/trauma/violation dressing itself up as soft fluff counts as a trope, but if it is, it fucking wins hands down. I love it when the horrors try to pretend not to be horrors and never quite get there.
49) Can you remember the first fic you read? What was it about?
A TMNT OT4 turtlecest future fic with immortality, bondage, and the apocalypse. It's called Casting Stones at the River by GoblinCatKC and I still love it so fucking much.
#fanfiction#ao3#asks#tmnt#mutuals#ask game#teenage mutant ninja turtles#turtlecest#tcest#recom jake#avatar the way of water#avatar#three links in a chain#leonardo#leo#kiri te suli kìreysì'ite#paz socorro#greek mythology#christianity references#kevin mccarthy#speaker of the house#thank you asking!#spideritch#we're nothing to each other#avatar series
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Watching The Mandalorian S3EIforget, "The Pirate"
Okay, 44 minutes of a show that's rapidly losing my allegiance, not for being offensive or brutal, just for being kind of dumb and palpably losing interest in its title character. Let's go then.
If this show was going to go with pirates while also being addicted to re-introducing characters from the CG TV shows, I really feel they could've graced our screens with Hondo Ohnaka. But I fundamentally don't want them to keep bringing in characters from the CG shows. The only exception I would make is Rex, because Temuera Morrison, but I would rather still have more Boba, because also Temuera Morrison.
They haven't even tried to re-member the dismembered IG-11 statue.
shiny ass-kissing droid
and now there are pirates
and I just feel like a man in Greef's position -
actually speaking of Greef's position, I love how before skyping the mossy pirate captain, he squares up and puts his hands on his hips like Henry VIII posing for Holbein
- okay, a man in Greef's position, formerly deeply involved with the bounty hunters' guild, ought to have a staff of mercenaries on site in readiness for shit like this. Instead he's as unprepared for the possibility of bad guys with a big ship showing up wanting to take his stuff as Boba was on Tatooine. Presenting these middle-aged guys who have been involved in the underbelly of the galaxy for their whole adult lives as so naïve about the security challenges of running one's own fiefdom during a somewhat lawless period of regime change is such a bizarre choice. Why is everyone in this show so dumb about stuff they should be totally used to? They're not Luke Skywalker coming from the middle of nowhere with starry eyes and feathered hair. Like they should be smarter than me at this type of thing, and I'm a typist from Auckland.
there's a PIRATE NATION taking over the Mid Rim? THAT I ACTUALLY AM SEMI-INTERESTED IN so I bet they won't show it.
Retreat to the lava flats - a large, open area without shelter or cover. Super.
exsqueeze me, Disney+ subtitler, but PSYCHEDELIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING?
well, the krill farmers are still pumping out the blue juice, I see. And here's a nice Korean Canadian dad - you know what? I feel like Captain Teva is here to provide the Papa Smurf beard that Rex is not onscreen to give us.
Okay, so just as apparently Ragnar just hung out in a dinosaur's crop totally uninjured for 12 hours minimum while a search party stopped to rest overnight on their way to him, Mr Kim has time to travel to Coruscant and try to get a meeting with his superiors while Nevarro is under active pirate attack. He doesn't say "screw it, time is of the essence, I'll render aid and take the consequences." This show's idea of time in rescue situations is bizarre.
Who else feels like this fucking boring New Republic plotline was supposed to be part of the Rangers show that presumably Cara Dune would have headed up if the actress hadn't insisted on being a douchebag on Twitter? And now they're just trying to fold it into The Mandalorian. I resent it.
You know, when I heard the name Tuttle I had a brief feverish flowering of hope that a M*A*S*H tribute about the insanity of military bureaucracy might be in the works, but then it withered.
I know this guy from somewhere, somewhere relatively recent, but I am unable to place him. I am not interested enough to look him up.
I'm so irritated by the lazy cynicism of "If the Rebellion got into power they'd be useless." They're not the Democrats.
so now everyone's just wandering around in the blazing sunlight on hot black lava flats. Sorry Greef, your planet sucks.
And now... is this Jurassic Planet? yep, so I hope he doesn't get eaten by a serpent while he's here. Dude. Sir. You're standing so close to the bay that the mosasaurs like to pop out of. You've got your back to it. Please.
please help me
why does Paz address Teva as "Blue Boy"? He is dressed from neck to ankle in the most garish orange. Paz's own armour is predominantly blue. Is he fucking colour-blind?
Why does the Disney+ subtitler still head up Din's dialogue as "THE MANDALORIAN" when we've known for actual years that his name is Din Djarin?
they pride themselves on their secrecy... and their idiocy.
You know, this would never have happened if you'd stuck with your plan of repairing IG-11. He was no snitch.
Din calls him "Blue" too! HE IS DRESSED IN ORANGE
I CANNOT RECALL THE COLOUR BLUE EVER BEING SIGNIFICANTLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE REBELLION OR NEW REPUBLIC
HE HAS SOME BLUE STENCILS ON HIS HELMET BUT HE DELIBERATELY TOOK THAT OFF AND LEFT IT IN HIS SHIP WHEN HE GOT OUT TO PARLEY SO DIN AND PAZ CAN'T SEE IT
anyway BK's doing her swaggery walk again and while we're at it WHO ELSE PROMINENTLY WEARS BLUE?
and now we're going to have a long, leisurely meeting to discuss because what is time? what is urgency?
"and our children can feel what it is to play in the sunlight" - which we already let them do because we take absolutely no safety precautions about living right next to a bay where dinosaurs regularly pop out of the water or swoop from the sky to devour our young
"Does anyone else wish to speak?" No, because we are all just elaborately dressed extras. We know our place.
I'm... skipping stuff.
So the pirates are boozing it up in the school, like they wanted to. I'm happy that someone got what they wanted.
I like that one warthog pirate!
Did a Salacious B. Crumb monkey just tip off the Mandos?
I know they want me to be excited for the big battle, I know they do... I'm just too grumpy. I have a glass of wine, though, so that's good. Recognisable salmon pink in colour, The Ned Pinot Gris 2022 showcases classic aromas of quince, pear drop and vibrant stonefruit. The palate is lush with juicy nectarine and Braeburn flavours supported by an underlying hint of spice that leads to an unctuous ripe finish. A versatile wine when it comes to food matching with its notable fruitiness and gentle acidity. Try pairing this silky wine with succulent chicken thighs added to a creamy, lemon fettuccine pasta sauce.
you know, I don't usually tolerate words like unctuous and succulent being thrust at me by a mere product description, but I'll allow it
So... there wasn't much point to the mossy pirate at all, was there? Unless he bailed out with a parachute, he blowed up.
yes, the Anzellans are very cute. Always a pleasure to see them.
You know why I have a problem with this effort to do a whole thing about Bo-Katan and reuniting Mandalore and everything? It's the problem of trying to link up with the sequels, which were made before The Mandalorian was a consideration and gave absolutely no hint that the Mandalorians were a consideration either. Did they just "retake Mandalore" and then become totally isolationist, neither fighting the First Order nor supporting the Resistance? Did they get wiped out for keeps? Where were they when shit went down? You don't have to engage with that if you're prepared to just tell a small story of one dude and his kid, and a personal saga of family and faith, friendship and love, but once you commit to doing a big political historical story, you've gotta and it seems doomed to be unsatisfactory.
anyway if people are just whipping their helmets off now I reckon Din should pop back to Tatooine and show Cobb his smile
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Nyx reads Six of Crows (pt. 2)
SO I kinda ran out of images for the last one so I have to start this one now
part 1
SPOILERS BELOW!!!!
starting on chapter 30
JESPY BOY
short chapter
EW PIECES OF THE KEFTA?
THAT'S HORRIBLE
oh his dad :/
HELP I LOVE HIM AND WYLAN TOGETHER
AH WYLAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY DO YOU BOTH HAVE A DEATH WISH
GO JESPER AND WYLAN!!!!
WOOHOO SLAY
I still can't believe they're actually doing this rn 💀
chapter 31, NINA!!!
another short one
EW WHO IS THAT MAN
WHAT
HE'S ALIVE?
chapter 32 JESPY BOY AGAIN
AHHH I LOVE THEM SM
WOOHOO THEY DID IT!!!!
33, INEJ
these are all so short
BIG BLOND LUMP 💀
OH THAT SNITCH
UH OH
chapter 34, Nina
my god she's so good at this
BETTER FOR HER!!!
GO NINA
ew don't call her that
I hate him
EW
UH OH UH OH UH OH
MATTY?
I CAN'T WHAT
chapter 35...matt.
he's disgusting
WOOHOO MATTY BOY!!!!
WOOHOO HE WAS TRYING TO HELP
I KNEW HE WASN'T A BAD PERSON 😍
YAYY
chapter 36, JESPY BOY
Idk why they don't just give Wylan a chapter
EXTREMELY short chapter
OMG THEY'RE SO POWERFUL WTF
AH WYLAN
OMG HE KILLED THEM
chapter 27, Nina
AWW THEY'RE SO CUTE
OMG I'M GONNA CRY
OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THEM
OMG HE'S DEAD
aww his son is cute though
AHHH WHAT
WTF IS GOING ON 💀
28, KAZZLE DAZZLE
been a while since you my friend
EW WHAT
YOU SWALLOWED THEM??
OMG KAZ YOU'RE INSANE
LITERALLY INSANE
OUCH
how tf do you accidentally ingest kerosine
HELP THE TALKING TREE JOKES
Omg
once again
Kaz is a fucking genius
this chapter is about to make me cry
OMG HE WANTS HER TOUCH
HIS ONLY EXCEPTION
AHHHHHH
omg I'm gonna cry
AHHH NO KAZ YOU NEED TO THANK HER
I NEED THE EQUIVALENT OF RAIN RN
OBVIOUSLY NOT ACTUAL RAIN THAT WOULD NOT HELP
BUT SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM KEEP GOING
PLEASE
I'M GONNA SOB WTF
39, INEJ
WOOHOO JESPER AND WYLAN TO THE RESCUE!!!
A TANK?
I LOVE THEM 😭
OMG WYLAN IS ADORABLE 😭
Chapter 40, Nina!!!
"I. Should. Let. You. Die." MATTY IS HILARIOUS WHEN TALKING TO KAZ 💀
YOU SHOULD HAVE DROWNED
MATTY 💀
ONE OF WYLAN'S SCHOOL PALS 😭
AWW KAZ
uh oh...many tanks
YESSSS!!!
YES NINA AND MATTY NEED TO STAY WITH EACH OTHER
oh fuck come on they were so close
WHAT
NINA.
omg she's insane.
literally insane.
she better be ok istg
chapter 41, Matty boy
AHHH WHAT
SHE'S SCARY
aww Matty and Nina
AHH MATT
oh thank god
Nina to the rescue!!!
HELP VERY BALD
THEY DID IT!!!!
WOOHOO!!!
Chapter 42, Inej
WHAT DID HE SAY TO HER???
HE TOUCHED HER!!!
AHHHHHH
omg Kaz I swear to god
Chapter 43, Nina
we're almost done :/
oh Nina I feel so bad
OMG 😭
gonna cry
AHHH ISTFG.
she will not die. and you know why? BECAUSE I SAID SO.
44, Jesper
I'm gonna cry.
like actually
JESPER IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT PLEASE
OH THAT BITCH HE HIRED PEKKA
me thinking kruge were coins this whole time
I'M NOT THAT GOOD OF A LIAR
KAZ I CAN'T
AH WHAT
AHHH THIS BITCH.
"only now Kaz was old enough to know better." OH KAZZZ 😭
HE'S JUST LIKE PEKKA.
OMG WYLAN HAD TO GROW UP WITH THIS BITCH
smart move?
OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE. WTAF IS WRONG WITH HIM.
AHHH SO SMART
omg. istg.
AHH WHAT
NO INEJ
what.
Jesper?
No way.
oh he was just bragging he didn't like actually
oh god Kaz is gonna go crazy
DEMON AGAIN
MY GIRL.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
starts crying
last chapter :/
46, PEKKA ROLLINS? EW DISGUSTING
OMG KAZ LET HIM OUT?
WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD?
oh god that's more money than he asked from the actual merch
NO WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
well I guess anything for Inej
THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN NOT TO REMEMBER KAZ
ugh I hate him
OMG HE STOLE EVERYTHING 💀
I'm finished :((
Is it bad I feel a bit empty now? Like I know I have Crooked Kingdom but god
ANYWAYS AMAZING BOOK!!!!
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Apologies, but… what’s DR Gaiden? Is that the Killer Killer manga??? (If it is, I would like to remind everyone that towards the end a person is beheaded so cleanly that their head REATTACHES ITSELF after falling back on their neck. No, I’m not kidding.)
No. unfortunately it is NOT the Killer Killer manga. the manga is actually pretty good and i liked it when i read it, so stupid but so funny
the word "Gaiden" is used to refer to side stories to a main series however, which is why this awesome ao3 fic series that's most likely got a longer total reading time than all three games + the anime, is called DR Gaiden.
(Image ID: The AO3 statistics of DR Gaiden. It has 1,352,107 words, 216 works, is confirmed not to be completed yet, and has a total of 44 bookmarks. Across every single one of these works. End ID)
DR Gaiden is a currently ongoing series made by Wi.iF.an2.00.9 and Mo.ilo.ru, and despite its name, it follows Makoto and Kyoko throughout the entire series as they face the challenges given in the wake of The Tragedy, and forge a perfect happy ending out of it. It's a canon divergence AU, where trauma is basically nonexistent/resolved immediately after formation in one fic, and LGBTQ+ people are at BEST a background prop.
Yeah, I don't even know if Sakakura is gay in this I'm gonna be honest. it's like the most christian series ever without having any explicit christian imagery in it. There's some INSANE reaches for straight ships in this, it's really fucking obnoxious. But that is the LEAST of the problems in this, tbh.
(Image ID: An excerpt from "The Ultimate Detective and The Ultimate Hope Gaiden: Maki Moves In!" It says this: "Babe? Isn't that kinda misogynistic? Kaito thought, frowning as his brow furrowed." End ID)
Characters will say the most unrealistic shit ever. It feels like every five lines I'm going "they would not fucking say that." There's an anti-abortion message in this series, did you know that? It's revealed that Makoto almost got aborted but apparently his Ultimate Hope talent is a real, literal thing, and he stopped his own abortion by it. Uh. Manifesting? It was weird, it was really weird.
There's also some very interesting fics around. Like the one where Makoto proposes to Kyoko, but the ring won't fit over her glove, so she does the only realistic thing to do in this sort of situation; Throws her gloves into the fireplace and proclaims that she's "completely and utterly his." The backlash to this was apparently so bad that it was later rectified in a fic where Kyoko is suddenly nervous again about not having gloves.
There's some other stuff too, but I won't get too into. Just know that there is an accepted commission in this where the main fankid, an UNDERAGE CHARACTER, I believe around in her early teenage years at the time, in an. I'll just say explicit fic. You can go search for it yourself if you're curious, but I'm not talking about it here.
Then ofc, there's the infamous autism therapy fics. One is the initial diagnosis, and the second is the month of therapy thereafter. And they both suck so so so fucking bad.
There's ofc more to cover, way too much to cover tbh, but that's just. a sample of this series. This shouldn't have been this long but I have very strong feelings about this series, and it's hard to not ramble about.
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it's weird because appearance-wise, in the face Misha's Cas has changed so much? like when i compare even s4 cas with s8 he's different
no you're so right nonny!!! well, i mean you're right in that cas's appearance did change (imo kinda drastically) over the series, but that's not necessarily weird aha (but i get it, i also start things with "it's weird" even when it's not actually weird klsadjflksdf just how i talk) but that all said, yes! this is something that i've noticed too, and yeah it's clear as early as s8 with only 4 years difference
i find it fascinating actually and why i love watching shows that aired for years, especially if those years stemmed from when the actor was young to when they're older. like looking at both jensen and jared through the full 15 seasons of supernatural, it's insane, we literally watched them grow up. and it's apparent in both of them, but as a jackles girlie of course i'm gonna focus on him.
we all go on about the jender of young jensen and early seasons dean drives us fucking feral. i've always been of the mind that early seasons dean is great, he cute, but he really grows into his good looks and attractiveness in his 30s, ESPECIALLY starting in s8. and it's literally just aging, he grew into this!!! and imo he looks better now at 44 than he's EVER looked like that man phew
and misha in particular is really interesting in this regard bc he was 34 during s4, which, when compared to what i was just saying about jensen, makes him unique. bc it makes sense that jensen looks incredibly different from s1 compared to s8, but that was also from when he was 27 to when he was 35. but like i said, misha was 34! (and now that it's typed out i do realize that 35 is older than 34 lol, so it's not really unreasonable but i DIGRESS)
but you're so right, just the visual difference between s4 vs s8 case (and later seasons obvs), from 34 to 38 is very apparent. and that's not to say that i think it's a bad difference, i absolutely don't. much like jackles, i legit don't think misha has ever looked better
anyway nonny, you did not ask for this long ass answer, but also that's the risk you take when sending messages alksjdfl;skdjf
#bri attempts to socialize#Anonymous#and i 'm prolly the only person who finds this so interesting#but y'all have to understand that i am 30 years old#and i look like i'm fucking 12#there's a tiktok filter out there that's supposed to make you look like you did as a teen#i tried it once and i looked EXACTLY THE SAME i'm not even exaggerating#so i'm fascinated bc apparently i don't fucking age
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1 4 5 6 (have fun with that one) 15 17 23 (idk how to even interpret that but spread hate<3) 28 32 38 39 go crazy
what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?
the age of 10 and 17
living in nicaragua for a year. found out i actually like people and i'm not a beach person because the ocean is very scary
the liza minelli tries to turn on a lamp snl skit
what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?
it's an inside joke with my family and it has to do with eric clapton's dead son. i have no excuse and it's not my fault
what made you start your blog?
started this blog because of druck (😩). i was on the tag but everyone was like IF YOU DON'T REBLOG THINGS YOU'RE THE DEVIL and i felt bad so i made this and then it's all been downhill every since
what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?
best part is obviously all the people i've met from all over the world. from germany to australia to indiana (🤢) and everywhere in-between. i feel like the world is at my fingertips. the worst part is seeing the worst takes that anyone has ever thought and i feel my brain rotting away. also, old woman moment, i hate watching these kids grow up on the internet, it's like watching worms take over their brain
what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?
yeah i'm an adult but also....my stuffed animal brownie 🥺. that little dude goes everywhere with me
name 3 things that make you happy
my cats. if i'm sad i just look up and see their little fluffy faces and then i feel ok
all my internet friends. love seeing everyone's dumb posts
every night i grab my pepper spray and walk around the neighborhood and it has actually improved my overall mood it's insane. who knew
say 3 things about someone you hate
let's talk about scott meyer
after leaving the mental hospital (literally across the street from it) he asked "kallie why don't you have a job" mere moments after he was kicked out of a bar for being too drunk. so i asked why he doesn't have a job and he got all mad and said WELL I'M TRYING and then i started yelling at him in the pizza place but my excuse is i was pretty drugged up and then he just never got a job
attacking the whole house (which included a literal baby btw) and then stealing one of their cars while insanely drunk after hitting me and biting someone else and then i waited outside for the cops while eating mac n cheese in the rain (shout-out to the eugene oregon police department for not finding a drunk man on the empty roads at midnight and just saying "we have people looking")
STEALING MY CLOTHES FUCK YOU SCOTT
do you collect anything?
i don't really collect anything rn but i do have a lot of rocks from my childhood/teen years. i still love a good rock
how many tabs do you have open right now?
44 and they're all unimportant but i'm not deleting any of them
fave song at the moment?
for the fifth year in a row, hounds of love. i will inform everybody if that changes
youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?
this is a great place to bitch about youtube because i used to go on there all the time and now i barely go on there. mainly just to watch random clips of shows and sports compilations because the ads are legitimately terrible. it's impossible to watch anything anymore. every two minutes, BAM another ad like it's fucking torture. a five minute video takes eight minutes it's insane. who let this happen
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𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 — 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃.
STARTS — JANUARY 2
ENDS — JANUARY 5
Hi everyone! Sooooo I just discovered that I hit ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS???? HELLO???????? That is insane and I am literally so grateful for each and every one of you. I wanted to come on here and do a little sumn sumn to show how much I appreciate all of you, and this is what I came up with! Hope you enjoy and thank you all again for 100 followers!!
HOW TO PLAY: pick a character/characters + and prompt, and then send me an ask with both of them. Also please specify if you'd like a drabble or a headcanon, otherwise I will automatically default to a headcanon. For the promts you can just send the corresponding number to whichever prompt you'd like. Send me the ask and I'll write you whatever you want! Fair warning, there are some smutty prompts in the list, so I'll put a little asterisk* by those so you'll know to expect a smutty drabble. Asks can be anon or otherwise, just send in whatever combo you like! Enjoy!
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
Wednesday Addams
Xavier Thorpe
Tyler Galpin
Rowan Laslow
Jeff Winger
Abed Nadir
Harry Potter
Cedric Diggory
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
Peter Parker (MCU)
Peter Parker (TASM)
Bruno Carrelli
Matt Murdock
Kate Bishop
Eddie Brock
Regulus Black
Remus Lupin
James Potter
Lily Evans
Sirius Black
Dick Grayson
Jason Todd
Rachel Roth
Gar Logan
Stiles Stilinski
Liam Dunbar
Theo Raeken
Gilbert Blythe
Theseus Scamander
Jules Paxton
Nick Nelson
Anakin Skywalker
Five Hargreeves
Peeta Mellark
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
— 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬)
“why are you really here? to mock me? to… make me hate you more?” “no. none of that. i came to be a friend, because it really looks like you need one right now.” (this post)
“they would be so mad if they found out.” “fuck ‘em” (this post)
“please, for the love of god, shut up for once.” “why don’t you come over here and make me?” (this post)*
“i’m tired of having to pretend we hate each other.” (this post)
“you’re annoying, you know that?” (this post)
" it's alright... it's okay... i'm here now. i've got you. " (this post)
" who did this to you?"
"we make a pretty good team." (this post)
" you never need to apologize to me. ever. and certainly not for crying... " (this post)
"Hey! Hey, it was just a nightmare. You're okay. I'm right here."
“What, did you think I kissed you all these times because I was doing it for the shits and giggles?” “…Let’s be real, you did have a lot of fun shoving your tongue down my throat in public.” (this post)
“I’ll get over you. I promise. These feelings, they’re— they’re only temporary, I swear. I—I’ll get over you. Just please don’t leave me—” “Did you ever think, that maybe, I don’t want you getting over me? What if I don’t want these feelings to be only temporary? That maybe I... Like you, too?” (this post)
“I didn’t mean to fall for you.” “And neither did I.” “…Fucking pardon?” (this post)
"this is a one-time thing only. don't let me being nice to you get to your head." (this post)*
"Make me." *
"Wait! Can you maybe stay? I don't want to be alone tonight."
"This is why I love you."
“if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs” (this post)*
“is that my shirt?” (this post)
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?” (this post)
— 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 + 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬
21. Enemies to Lovers
22. Friends to Lovers
23. Childhood Best Friends to Lovers
24. Only One Bed
25. Forced Proximity
26. Cuddling
27. Co-Workers
28. Sharing Earbuds
29. Sickness
30. Halloween
31. Christmas
32. Nightmare
33. Scary Movie
34. Coffee
35. Unrequited Love
36 Academic Rivals to Lovers.
37. Forbidden Romance
38. Stargazing
39. Mornings
40. Going to sleep
41. Date
42. Hug
43. Panic
44. Mutual Pining
45. Friends with Benefits to Lovers
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MOBY DICK CHAPTERS 33-44
Hello friends and neighbors, we skipped a few weeks of Ishmael's Wonderful World of Fake Whale Science because I was on spring break and also got pulled into a bunch of other things and then also forgot to write my summation last week, whoops. That's okay, though, because —
FOLKS
WE FINALLY HAVE
THE FUCKING WHALE.
Holy god damn shit, it took 36 entire chapters but we finally have mention of the title character and the main fucking drive of the plot. Guess what, Captain Ahab wants to kill the white whale. Never would have thought. jfc.
And then he announces it to his crew of basically-captive underlings and is so passionate about his insane revenge quest that everyone agrees with him, while his poor first mate Starbuck is staring at all of this going "oh. oh no. oh Dear."
"Captain Ahab, you realize that getting revenge on a creature who does not have reasoning skills is not rational, right?? right???? captain ahab????"
"Shut the fuck up, Starbuck."
I think Starbuck deserves better and I get the feeling this is gunna end terribly for him.
We are also fully on the "Ahab is fucking unhinged" train, apparently he lost his leg to this whale specifically because he tried to fucking fight it with a 6-inch knife. Like. Dude. What did you think was gunna happen?? I admire the grit but you're just one dude???
The script chapters are a neat idea, I always like early attempts at fucking with form.
But then, of course, just as I'm feeling like maybe the plot will actually get moving, we get:
A chapter expounding more on Moby Dick as a concept (acceptable)
A chapter analyzing the cultural idea of whiteness as a way to explain why Ishmael finds the white whale repulsive (too long but at least interesting I guess)
A chapter explaining the way whale migration patterns work (plz. why.)
Ishmael is also slowly disappearing from his own story in a way I find deeply suspicious. What and where are you hiding, Ishmael? What are you doing this whole time? Why do you know so much and yet also know so little?
Time will tell, I'm sure it's going to be either batshit or tragic or both.
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I hope you're ready for this (for the OC Ask game) - because I couldn't pick just one
Eya
2, 5, 41
Kad
8, 17, 31
Minnie
29, 42, 44
OC Ask Game
y'all I'm gonna need to put this under a readmore, it's so much hshshs
Eya
2. Do they wear perfume/cologne? If so what scents do they prefer?
They don't, at least not very often. It tends to mess with their pheromone perception, and they like having that extra sense in case anything happens.
5. Do they have any tattoos? If so what are they and do they have any special meaning?
They have SO MANY tattoos. I recently made a list for one of my commissions and just... woof. I'm giving them all the tats I can't have. only a few of them really have any 'meaning', most are just for aesthetic purposes tbh:
moth across the throat
long sword down their breastbone (that actually has some backstory we'll get into)
twi pin up on their right shoulder (they are gay as fuck)
mythosaur skull on their triceps (they are mandalorian and value mando culture very much)
blackout tribal tat with flowers
blaster on their upper left arm (...shooting stuff is fun)
tribal filler tat
dagger in a flower on their left forearm (i imagine they got that one pretty soon after meeting kad. a tattoo as a way to honour found family)
flowers and blackout on their right front lek (got that after they lost the other one)
nexu on their left hip (yadda yadda they are a hunter, a predator, yadda yadda)
41. Do they learn from their mistakes?
They like to think so, and most of the time, they do. They made some pretty big mistakes though, so learning from those is kinda necessary so they don't get killed.
Kad
8. Do they collect anything? If so what and why?
I feel like Kad is a collector and connoiseur of rocks. One rock from every planet he has ever been too. I think he's insanely into rocks for some reason. He puts them all in the box beneath his bunk and likes to look at them when he can't sleep. Sometimes he gifts his favourites to Eya, or to his twin Kal.
17. How easily would they be convinced to do something that goes against their morals?
I think nothing in the galaxy could convince Kad to break with his morals for selfish reasons. If it is to save someone he cares about? Ooof. He wouldn't hesitate for a second.
31. What superpower would you choose for them and what would they choose for themselves? If they have one would they choose something else?
Hmmmm. I don't know if he needs a superpower. Kad is just A Cool Dude. Maybe super fast reflexes, I think he is a fantastic pilot, but even quicker reflexes would make it even more fun.
Minnie
29. If they were real would you be friends with them?
If she was real, I would LOVE to be friends with Minnie, but I don't know if I'm cool enough to be honest. I would admire her from afar at the very least.
42. Can they speak multiple languages? If yes which all do they speak and why?
Minnie speaks Basic and Togruti, and pretty good Sriluurian (the reasons for which will become apparent soon).
44. Who, if anyone, would they trust with their deepest secrets?
Minnie trusts their first mate more than anyone else in the world - you'll soon get to meet her actually! Minnie is very talkative, and very secretive at the same time. She'll talk for hours but you won't really KNOW anything about her after she leaves. With her first mate though... they've been through some shit together.
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