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Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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not enough is said about the swans natural ability to camouflage as an empty plastic bag that got blown into the brush.
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my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
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TransSisters: Transsexual Feminist Journal | misc. covers
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FULLMETAL ALCOHOLIC (2019)
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My metamorphosis from the internet's indie porn darling into some doughy Appalachian guy who buys his clothes at the gas station has truly been one of the most provocative and sensual transformations since Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok
thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.
please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy
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Being in the Pennyworth fandom will have you googling shit like "How to fortify an umbrella against acid rain" to try and give a smidge of credibility to the storyline you're plotting.
Meanwhile, the official writers are just giving interviews like, "Yeah, the mad cultists who got turned into super weapons by a drug activated by a popular song sung by Alfred Pennyworth's pop star girlfriend survived the nuclear bomb that got dropped on London, so now there are these irradiated mutant cultists cannibals roaming the streets of London who go ballistic for 70s pop ballads. What do you mean, 'how did we plan to resolve that?'"
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adding salted butter and minced garlic to the wound and stir frying on medium heat
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Go Fund me for a Palestinian Family, two children’s a Father and a Mother who is 8 months pregnant.
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Please spread and support however you can 🙏
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