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hiraya-rawr · 2 years

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I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead—

synopsis !! a burst of courage is all you need to ruin your friendship

characters !! diluc, kaeya, zhongli, xiao

cw !! sfw mature content, undefined relationships, somewhat friends with benefits? complicated relationship status, consented actions

D I L U C

Imagine clambering onto Diluc's lap at a dark corner of Angel's Share, noise playing in the background and drunkards swaying to the songs of bards. You've been trading teases and hints all night, more from you than from the redhead, hoping he'd get the hint that you want a little more than what his friendship has to give. His eyes widen a little, looking at yours with uncertainty as his one hand steadies your waist while the other hesitantly pushes you back.

"You're drunk," he mutters as if to warn you but you shake your head no, taking a sip from the wine glass you balanced between your fingers.

"I'm not." You lean closer, wondering if there's even any effort in the hand that's pushing you back.

"That's what all the drunks say."

A smile graces your lips as you slip the wine glass between your faces, tilting it to his lips and – despite his aversion for alcohol – he drinks from your cup, eyes never leaving yours. Droplets of dark red drips from his lips to his chin from your hold of the glass.

"How's the wine, master Diluc?"

"It's. . . grape juice."

"Exactly." You place the wine glass on the table next to you, feeling the way his arms snake around your waist to pull you closer. Who said you needed liquid courage to help you get a love life anyway?

K A E Y A

"So-" He pulls away but you're relentless: lips following his for another kiss. Kaeya indulges you –only for a second– before trying to escape the onslaught of a make out session that's been ongoing for the past 10 minutes or so.

"What does–"

Kiss.

"This make–"

Kiss.

"Us?"

Kiss. This one lasts a little longer. You try to register his words in your dazed mind. What does this make you two? You've been in love with him for so long now, dropping relentless hints to the point that you've dropped the biggest "hint" of all and pulled him into the Favonius library for a quick snog.

You pull away but your eyes settle on his lips, a blush filtering your face. Could you really handle facing his pretty little lavender eye right now? "I don't know, captain. What do you think this makes us?"

He shakily inhales, fingers reaching up to hold your chin, bringing your lips closer to his, "I'm not sure. We might need. . . a few more minutes of this to figure it out."

Z H O N G L I

"Friends don't do things like this," You breathe out against his ear as his lips pepper kisses to the side of your neck. You really didn't need to remind him. He knows all the formalities there is to a friendship, therefore you should know how he knows that this isn't something you do to a friend.

Yet, can you blame him for his actions of worship when you've been suggesting wanting more of him? How could he deny your "I wouldn't mind kissing someone like mister Zhongli" or "The funeral consultant is my ideal type" kind of comments? He's bound to pull his dear friend in by the waist one of these nights.

"Would you like to stop?" He pauses, lips a fraction away from the underside of your ear. He peeks at you from the corner of his eye and you shake your head no.

"Archons, no. Keep going." It's breathy and shaky, and if you paid a little more attention, you'd feel the smirk on his lips and he presses against your skin.

X I A O

"Hypothetically, if a friend were to kiss you, would you kiss them back?"

He gives you a look mixed between disgust and confusion. What kind of question is that? Sure, he's not familiar with human customs but kissing is done between lovers and not friends, right? His mind filters through the people he somehow considers a "friend". . . There's Ganyu, Traveler, Chongyun, Yelan, Shinobu, Yanfei, Itto–

"No." He answers and you pout.

"Did you consider Itto when I said a friend?"

". . ."

You giggle at his silence, eyes glancing at his as he stares away.

Biting your lip, you ask quietly, "Hypothetically, did you consider me?" You say, "What if I kissed you?"

He hums, obscuring his face from your view but you see his shoulders ease down. "Then. . . kiss back, I suppose."

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bisexualhomelander · 7 months

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C O Z Y C O R N E R K I N K T O B E R

P R O M P T # 9 : ( n o n - s e x u a l ) a g e p l a y

B U T C H L A N D E R / S U B L A N D E R / D A D D Y B U T C H E R

Billy lazily rolled his hips into Homelander, earning a whine. It was one of those lazy Saturdays that had the quality of molten sugar, slow and sweet around the edges. He hadn't had that much sex regularly since… Since. The thought sunk down into the caramelly depths of Billy's consciousness.

Things had been going well since they'd gone from trying to kill each other full-time to trying to kill each other semi-regularly. At least Ryan was happy that the adults that raised him could talk to each other without devolving into screaming. If the kid had any clue about what happened the half of the time they weren't fighting, he made no mention of it, ever. It meant they had to keep this a secret, and that was what Billy preferred.

Homelander proved to be useful to their work in ways Billy hadn't foreseen. His heart had nearly stopped the time he had walked in on the supe sifting through the files on Vought and all the cunts that needed an arse-kicking that Billy kept in a location not secure enough for x-ray vision. But Homelander had simply nodded along while reading and had then pointed a gloved finger at the picture of a supe named Headhunter. "Oh, I can get you some dirt on her."

"You can?"

"Sure."

Homelander didn't do things selflessly, so of course, Billy had had to pay a price.

Most of the prices could be paid for in sex.

This particular Saturday morning fuck session was not a payment for anything. They'd had a long night looking at files and sharing information - Homelander giddy at being needed and getting to throw supes he thought of as subpar colleagues under the bus and Billy tired but ready. Billy made no secret about the fact that the Boys would kill every last one of them. Homelander shrugged it off, offered to take over that part if they needed their schedules cleared for other things. Other things, they both never said out loud, were, of course, the taking down of Vought and Homelander.

The supe feigned sleepiness surprisingly well. He met each slow thrust of Billy's hips with a tired roll of his own, and he was quiet, eyes only at half-mast. His lips were parted, and Billy wished he could bite them raw, could bite them cherry-red. But pressing his mouth against them felt like making out with a marble statue, soft to the touch but with no give. The open mouth began to work, began to try out sounds, punched-out little things until it settled on the word Billy had come to develop an almost Pavlovian reaction to:

"Daddy."

Now that had started a while back, Billy was reminded as he shuddered nearly into climax at the mere mention of it. And oh, Homelander had been embarrassed, humiliated that he'd said it in the throes of passion, stuttering and fumbling for a justification that Billy had misheard, that he'd wanted to say anything that wasn't- Billy had fucked the humiliation out of him, satisfied that the room lit up red when he said that "Daddy’s gonna take such sweet fucking care of ya, baby boy."

There were times when Homelander meant it, and there were times when he meant it. Lust and need, sex and parenthood. Touch was touch, and he reacted the same to a pat on the head than he did a blowjob. Somewhere in his childhood, some wires had gotten crossed, and they were both futilely attempting to uncross those. It didn't always go well, but it had gotten a bit better. Not today, though, clearly, because Homelander whispered "Daddy" again, and his eyes shifted, and he was gone just as Billy tried to lean forward to kiss the word out of his mouth.

Billy's head was shoved to the side with a bit more force than was healthy. It was hardly painful, but he was entirely aware of the strength behind the gesture, meaning Homelander had wanted him to feel this.

When he got a little too deep or, rather… deeply too little, sex was the last thing on his mind. Billy, regretfully, sighed once and bid his boner goodbye for the day. "Sorry I pushed ya, baby boy."

Homelander just shook his head and curled up on the bed. He never said much while he was in this state, too estranged from his own voice and too ashamed to attempt a more childlike one. Billy leaned against the headboard and opened his arms. The offer was gladly taken, and the supe flung himself into his embrace with vigor.

They'd made rules after it had happened the first time, so there was a framework for Billy to fall back on, and if push came to shove, there were ways to get Homelander out of this headspace by force. But today was a lazy fucking Saturday, so why not indulge?

Homelander was beginning to nuzzle into his neck, trying to get comfortable. Billy was getting ready to maybe have a look at the news on his phone, maybe just lounge around and doze. But the restless nuzzling showed no sign of letting up. "Hey, what're you doin' hm?" He carded his fingers through Homelander’s hair, trying to soothe him, but the supe was clearly on a mission.

Homelander kept nuzzling his face into Billy's chest, and when Billy realized why he was doing it, his cheeks started burning with shame he thought he'd long given up. "Oi. Mate. There's nothing for you. Don’t even try."

"Hungry," Homelander replied in a petulant tone.

"I know, I know." Billy parted Homelander's lips with the tip of his thumb, the digit being suckled on immediately. "We didn't have time to eat properly yesterday, hm? But if you want me to fix you something, you'll have to let me get up."

Homelander shook his head, even as he let the finger slip from his mouth.

Billy tugged the blanket over the supe's bare body, watching as he huddled into it. A strange feeling welled up in him. There was no reconciling this man with the one who had taken everything from Billy, and the cognitive dissonance caused him a migraine. Maybe they did this because it was easier for both of them, Homelander making himelf harmless and Billy making himself care. It was simple. Simple, like the warmth inside his chest which satisfied a desire so far beyond sex that it defied definition.

"I won't be gone long," he assured the shape under the blanket as he walked into the kitchen, knowing full-well that he was under constant surveillance.

He kept their supplies in the bulldog-shaped box, taking the head off now and pulling out the bottle. He'd quickly realiszed that any milk would potentially do. He could simply warm up cow's milk, and the supe would be happy. But he'd invested in some high-end formula for situations like these. Made it more authentic when there was a baby on the box and everything. The clerk at the store he'd bought it from had congratulated him on the birth. "Yeah thanks, mate," he’d mumbled and walked off. What did you even reply to that…

But that had been the initial embarrassment. Three, four, five sessions in, and Billy had begun to enjoy their arrangement properly. Save for the nipple sucking. He'd not give in on that point in a million years, even if Homelander kept trying to get away with covertly shoving his entire face into Billy's pecs; he had limits.

Billy waited for the milk to warm up, stretching out the crick in the neck. He did feel all of his forty-six-and-a-half years in the morning, but he could still get it up alright. Shouldn't think about that. Sex was out of the question for the day and possibly all of tomorrow, too. Depending on how far they took their little plays.

After screwing the lid onto the bottle, Billy tilted the bottle and allowed a bit of milk to drip on his arm to test the temperature. There was no reason to do it, no-one to perform for, and the supe wouldn't feel the heat of it anyway. But it was a gesture that got him more into his role, and he found he liked it.

He heard the rustle of the blanket from the other room over as Homelander apparently freed himself from the fabric. Of course he'd been witnessing every single movement through the walls. The little spillage on Billy's hand must have smelled like an appetizer to him.

"Okay, lad," he announced as he returned to the bed. "Up you go, c'mere."

Homelander was eager, one of his feet getting tangled in the blanket. Frustrated, he shook himself free.

Billy couldn't help but laugh. The supe was adorable when he was like this. "Nobody's taking it away from you. Don't hurry." He helped Homelander position himself, helped his head into his lap, into the crook of his arm, supported like a baby. Billy felt like indulging him, so he brought Homelander's head up to his chest, holding the bottle at an angle that would almost, almost simulate breastfeeding.

Homelander closed his eyes, clearly getting lost in the fantasy. He latched on easily, content with pushing his cheek into Butcher's chest. The pull of him beginning to suck on the nipple of the bottle was enough to have Billy tighten his hold on it. In moments like these, Homelander sometimes forgot his strength, nearly taking the bottle out of Billy's hand (and nearly taking Billy's arm off at the joint). Billy adjusted his grip. "That's for waiting patiently. Even though you watched me, didn't ya? Did you watch Daddy through the walls?"

Homelander nodded, not for a moment stopping his suckling. He looked up at Billy wide-eyed, even now expecting a punishment. Billy leaned forward to kiss his forehead instead. Disarming him with violence never worked, but disarming him with kindness did. The supe practically went boneless for any scrap of affection, and if you drowned him in it, then he'd always return for more and be on good behavior for the hours away from Billy.

They fell into an easy silence. The city was beginning to wake up properly, and Billy listened to the cars outside, angry drivers honking at angry drivers. Hate was so far from his mind in this moment that he had trouble understanding why they did it in the first place. He was in a bubble where there was no need for road rage or any other form of human hatred. He knew he'd have to pop it eventually, go back to the cunts outside. For now, there was a supe in his lap, eagerly awaiting further care. Weird fucking world.

The pull of the suction got weaker and weaker, and Billy was hauled back out of his brain by a small distressed noise. "What's wrong, baby boy?" he asked when he noticed the look of displeasure on Homelander's face.

Homelander blinked, let the nipple fall out of his mouth with hesitation. "Tummy hurts," he proclaimed.

"Your… wait, your tummy hurts?"

Homelander was clearly growing a bit squirmy in his hold, fussy like a child. "Mhm. Tummy hurts."

Billy made a confused sound and put the bottle away. Homelander never showed signs of physical discomfort at all, and Billy was fairly sure he couldn't get a tummy ache, neither from drinking milk nor from anything. The supe's digestive tract was as invulnerable as the rest of him. Maybe just a game, feigning pain in order to let Billy kiss the pain better. But most of the time, their play was based around instinct, not planning elaborate scenarios. So something was clearly not going the way Homelander liked.

Billy pulled the blanket to the side in order to take a look at the supe's bare belly- and understood. The milk drinking was a risky scenario sometimes. Turned out, it would as often turn the supe on as it would provide him comfort. Homelander's cock was hard, curved against his belly. This was getting him worked up. And they hadn't finished fucking, either. Billy shouldn't blame him for getting horny at a time like this. But it also wasn't what they did. Not like this.

"Ah. This kinda tummy ache. Yeah, that's a bitch- That's…" He cut himself off, having forgotten the no-swear rule. "That's uncomfortable, hm?"

"Don't wan' it," Homelander whined, squirming some more. He pressed his thighs against each other like that would do anything.

"Ssh, none of that," Billy shushed the supe. "It goes away faster if you're still." He was glad his own body didn't betray him. His heartbeat remained steady, his cock soft. He knew any minuscule change in the hormonal chemistry of his blood would get the supe all the more worked up.

Homelander heeded Billy's command, not moving, not even breathing in his lap. Statue-esque save for the ever so slight shivering.

Billy decided on a distraction and began to rub the flat of his hand over Homelander's stomach, high enough up to never get in contact with his dick. "Full of milk, hm? Good boy. Don't ya worry. Tummy aches happen when you drink so fast. But Daddy's gonna make it better." He began to list up all the things they'd do to take Homelander's mind off their current predicament. "Daddy's gonna look at some files later. I got some work to do on the weekend, too. That's how busy Daddy can be. But you'll be there to keep him company, right?"

Homelander gave a small nod, lips twitching into a smile. He curled into Billy's hand a bit, clearly enjoying the warmth, breath hitching from time to time. Billy could feel the muscles under his hand twitch. Supe was ticklish. Now that was something to exploit some other day. He had to keep their sessions fun.

"Are you a big enough boy to get yourself dressed today?"

Homelander perked up and nodded eagerly. Getting dressed was a fixed part of their days during sessions. The suit lay unused in Billy's closet, out of sight (out of Billy's sight), and the supe got to choose civilian clothes for the time being. Billy had inwardly laughed when Homelander had made a suggestion for an outfit. "F for creativity," he'd said when Homelander had pointed out a Vought-brand pajama designed to resemble his suit as closely as possible.

"Oh, fuck off. They make them comfy."

So now this monstrosity lived in Billy's apartment, always washed with scentless detergent, printed-on eagles on the shoulders and all. To add insult to injury, Homelander had chosen red wooly socks for the outfit to replicate the look of his ridiculous boots.

Billy could have complained. He could have vetoed the outfit. They'd both agreed he held the reigns during their time together, but it made Homelander happy. Giddy like a little boy who got to play his hero.

The anticipation of getting to wear the cotton blend suit-jama was enough to deter Homelander's body from any thoughts about sex, so Billy gave his stomach one last pat and helped him up. The supe was gone quicker than the eye could follow, and Billy heard him rummaging around somewhere.

He returned not a full minute after getting up, fully dressed. "Aren't you comfy today?" Billy asked, having pulled his own pants on and zipping them up.

The effect of the pajama was a strange one. The suit was fully sculpted in the shape of a superhero body with the help of foam. The boots had enough heel to make Homelander seem more imposing than he was. Now, he only looked soft. The pajama was one size too big, sleeves covering Homelander's hands. The shirt was half-tucked into the pants, clearly not on purpose. He'd simply been too quick, and now it looked effortlessly adorable like everything this fucking film star did. The outfit made him seem slight, and younger than he was. His hair was unkempt.

"Daddy's gonna make some coffee for himself. You brush your teeth and meet me in the living room, yeah?"

Their play had never depended on Homelander staying one single age. He could be fed like a newborn, be ordered around like a kid, become stubborn like a pre-teen when told to heed the bedtime Billy'd decided. And he was proud when he accomplished a task to Billy's utter satisfaction, like making sure his teeth were minty fresh. He liked so much to be useful.

Well, fate would have it that Billy very much liked feeling needed.

The time from morning to noon was spent with work. Billy had pulled up his laptop and had sat down on the sofa with a cup of coffee. Homelander had joined him, first with his hands in his lap, then leaning his head onto his shoulder.

"Daddy?" he whispered into Billy's ear like he didn't want anyone else to hear.

"Mh?" Billy kept scrolling, taking a sip of his coffee.

"Paci?"

"You need something in your mouth?"

"Mhm."

The pacifier had the American flag on it.

Billy thought it absolutely monstrous. As a joke, he'd liked to have bought one with the Union Jack, but the supe was anal about those kinds of pranks. He'd also seen one with "mute button" written on it, but that had also seemed a bit mean-spirited for the way their sessions had developed. This wasn't a joke. For Homelander, it was almost painfully real, and for Billy it had started to grow to be. So the flag had been a compromise: fun, but in style.

Homelander suckled on it absentmindedly, tiredly leaning against Billy again. His head was an almost comforting weight, and the sound of the suckling was a steady white noise, rhythmic and comforting. Billy didn't have to turn his head to the side to understand that the supe was watching the screen with half-lidded gaze, just happy to be close to him. Billy found himself missing the sound from time to time, sometimes days after Homelander had gone back to the Tower.

M.M. wanted to initiate a video call halfway through the day, and the suckling stopped immediately. "Daddy's gonna have to take that," Billy warned, and the suckling continued a bit more petulantly this time as he accepted the call, but declined the use of his cam.

"Mornin', M. What do you got for me today?" There were no secrets in those files that Homelander didn't also know, so the supe reading or hearing anything wouldn't mean shit. And it wasn't like he was in a state to take in any information that wasn't cut into lovingly bite-sized syllable pairs of baby talk.

"Oh, I might have just the thing to wake you up. That lead you gave us about this Headhunter? That was a good one! We actually managed to find an address. … What's that sound?"

Lunch was a routine affair. Billy cut up all the important ingredients. Homelander got to peel a few potatoes. He had to, however, promise to be careful and not peel toward his body, so as not to cut himself. The supe nodded gravely, like he had been given instructions to personally protect the country, and continued to hold the vegetable with a reverence reserved for a trophy. Sometimes, he pretended to get a cut anyway, just to receive a bandaid and a kiss, but today, he enjoyed feeling useful and wanted to show Billy his skills, so the potatoes were perfectly peeled with preternatural accuracy, nothing wasted.

"Good lad. Look at those. Good job."

Homelander preened under the praise, rocking back and forth on his heels out of sheer excitement. Billy got hit by a wave of emotion from it and ruffled his hair a bit until lunch was forgotten in favor of a tickle fight on the floor of the kitchen.

Dessert consisted of sliced-up fruit. Billy held the slices in his hand, letting Homelander lean forward and eat them directly from him. Very softly, his tongue lapped at Billy's fingers to lick up some of the juice.

It was more innocent than it had any right to be. It also ensured Homelander would be sufficiently stained, suit-jama and all.

"How d'you manage to get so messy without even using your own hands, huh?" Billy asked, pointing out the traces of juice all over Homelander.

Homelander giggled, knowing he would never get punished for this. Maybe Billy was getting a bit lenient with him, but the lad had been on perfect behavior recently, and not even the Boys had been able to dig up any murders he might have committed, so whatever Billy was doing, it was working its magic.

"You know what it means, though, right? Off my lap, now. To the tub with ya."

Homelander gave a quick salute and stormed off. Billy wasn't sure his feet were touching the ground; he heard no footsteps, no sliding of socks on tiles.

Originally, Billy had been annoyed by the bathtub in the room. He never used it anyway, and having an extra tub alongside a shower just drove the rent price up. But now he was happy with it because it added a dimension to their session that the shower couldn't. The shower was for fucking, for hands sliding on wet tiles and blood circling down the drain.

The tub was for intimacy. Homelander angled his legs to fit in, his knees sticking out of the foam like bony little hills.

Billy watched him try and drown an action figure of the Deep with an action figure of Homelander. He'd bought those ones definitely as a joke at first, but as it was so often with jokes, it had become serious enough for Homelander to genuinely play with the plastic men.

He sat behind the tub on a wooden stool, lathering his hands with shampoo before working it into Homelander's hair. He massaged it in, dragging his hand along the scalp only to hear Homelander make a pleasant sound and lean into him. He was getting wetter than he wanted. Might as well have bathed, too.

All products were hypo-allergenic, not for their dermatological recommendations but because Homelander hated synthetic perfumes more than anything. This way, he could relax.

Billy began to wash the shampoo out, shielding Homelander's eyes with one hand so as not to get any soap into his eyes.

"Thanks, Daddy," Homelander said quietly and let his hand hang over the side of the tub, getting the floor wet.

"Water's getting freezin', lad. Come out."

With plenty of splashing, Homelander made his way out of the tub, naked and warily eyeing the towel with which Billy approached.

The supe's skin was sensitive. Not to bullets, but to terry. He squirmed in Billy's hold as he was toweled off, trying half-heartedly to break free. Billy tried to get this part over with relatively quickly, but never quick enough for Homelander's tastes. This time, the bathroom lit up in a warning glow. People had run - in vain - from this very gaze. Now, it looked almost a little comical and definitely adorable coming out of eyes that were offended about the body they belonged to being toweled off.

"Hey, hey. That bad?"

"Ouch," was all Homelander commented.

"We're almost done, hm? Count to five slowly, and then I'm gone, okay?"

When Homelander reached four, the glow dimmed, and by five, he was hugging Billy close, emanating heat and the faint smell of unperfumed shampoo. Crisis averted.

It was evening when Homelander's gaze finally cleared and he safeworded out of their session. He still had his head in Billy's lap as they lay watching some nonsensical kids' show. The plot was so dumb it was impossible to follow as an adult, but they both continued to look at the screen anyway. They were a little sheepish every time after this was over.

"That was… good."

"Ya don't gotta talk about it."

"No, I know. But I feel… quiet. Like it's quiet in here." He knocked his own hand against his head. "It's never quiet in here."

Monday, they'd go back to their respective sides and spout bullshit.

And by Sunday, they'll have ended up here once more, sharing fruit and watching shows in comfy loungewear and getting the pacifier out of the Terror-shaped case. Butcher didn't want to think about when he'd begun to look forward to someone calling him "Daddy" and meaning it.

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dr3amofagame · 1 year

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On the note of c!Dream and the Revolution and L’manburg in particular, I actually wanted to touch on another argument that I see sometimes that I’ve been thinking about lately re. L’manburg’s legitimacy. Because among some groups that are more L’manburg-positive, one take that I feel is decently common is the idea that L’manburg couldn’t be a government because it was only four, five, six people, that the size of the group meant that it was functionally incapable of the power attributed to it. In this, the assertion tends to be that because L’manburg is small, the power it holds is meaningless; it doesn’t have the power and provisions backing it that a regular “government” has, so L’manburg is fundamentally no different from a group of friends that believe in the same thing and therefore work together. The argument, here, seems to be that because the power of L’manburg as a government is manufactured, the power doesn’t actually exist in any meaningful way.

And the thing about L’manburg to me is that, well, the power being manufactured is...the point? Like. The whole point is that L’manburg doesn’t actually have jack shit to base itself off of, the whole point is that L’manburg is founded on a lie and writes itself into being treated as a legitimate entity through scapegoating other people in a story. That’s the reason why the mythos exists! The mythos needs to exist because it’s the foundation of L’manburg’s existence. Why does L’manburg exist? Because they were ~fighting against oppression~. Why does c!Wilbur have the power to do X, Y, and Z? Because if you’re opposing him you’re on the side of traitors and tyrants and enemies and get out of his fucking country. Just because L’manburg’s existing as a nation and government and what have you is illogical doesn’t prevent it from being treated as a legitimate country and government etc, because in the end people treated it as legitimate and therefore it had real power not only over its own land, but later on over how the entire server operated--see everyone being swept up in the elections, Manberg vs. Pogtopia, etc.

(What’s especially funny to me about this take is that in a lot of ways, it really reminds me of c!Dream’s opinion of L’manburg during the Revolution. Because while c!Dream definitely saw L’manburg as a threat in terms of the people who were declaring war against him, in terms of the...actual ideology? The whole government thing, “we’re going to be a separate server”? It’s pretty clear that c!Dream thinks that all of that makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. He calls L’manburg a “delusional small part” of the server because from his perspective, what the fuck do you MEAN you’re a government now? What do you mean you’re a separate country--scratch that, what do you mean you’re a separate SERVER? Game rules? Whitelist? What the fuck?? You’re a group of people threatening violence because you have a grudge against me, not revolutionaries fighting a nonexistent oppressive rulership like holy shit I’ve NEVER EVEN MET YOU BEFORE? c!Dream approaches L’manburg’s shit as illegitimate and ridiculous and nonsensical from the get go, because yeah, I mean--they’re literally just a small group of people, not the government they claim to be or that they claim they want to form, or whatever. But things...don’t stay that way.)

Like the whole point is that in the end, it doesn’t matter that c!Wilbur shouldn’t have been able to stick a flag in a piece of land, declare it as his own, make all these arbitrary rules about who could or couldn’t go inside and what they had to do and declare himself leader over these people and leverage joining his little club to keep them from opposing him and use all of that to threaten conflict against a guy he literally never even met before. Because...he did! And with the mythos established, no one challenged that. L’manburg’s policies and power and legitimacy and leadership and what the leader could and couldn’t do were all based in literally nothing and that didn’t matter because people acted like it was a real thing, so it became real. c!Dream fighting against L’manburg and discrediting its legitimacy at the beginning is part of what gives L’manburg legitimacy because the revolution ends up being used as the foundational story that made L’manburg a Real Thing. The elections and c!Quackity challenging c!Wilbur by running against him when the elections were originally rigged ends up reinforcing L’manburg’s legitimacy as the elections become a Real Thing and the leader of L’manburg as established by the elections are a Real Thing, etc. As long as people buy into L’manburg, as long as it’s TREATED as a real entity, then it remains real because that’s what people believe (which is part of why doomsday and L’manburg like, dying required the people within it to become disillusioned w/ the country so they didn’t feel inclined to rebuild it again.)

People treated L’manburg as a real entity with real power, which gave it real power over people. Nothing should’ve been in place that allowed c!Wilbur to declare a rigged election, or c!Schlatt to execute the Red Festival, or c!Tubbo to create an extrajudicial army that put c!Phil under house arrest and would extend its influence outside of its own land to kidnap c!Techno’s pet and execute him. The reality of the consequences of L’manburg do not depend on whether or not it should’ve logistically had the power to back up what it was trying to do but whether or not people actually treated it like it did, and they did. Just because L’manburg shouldn’t have been capable of acting like a government doesn’t mean that people didn’t treat it as a government the entire time--from its conception to its death, L’manburg was given a lot of power and influence comparable to that of a government because of what was granted to it that allowed the leader of the faction to do a lot of things without challenge or argument “for the country” both to people within the country’s borders and outside of it, and this very real power and influence wasn’t challenged or disturbed because people believed that it had a right to exist.

YES L’manburg was manufactured! YES that power didn’t make any sense! YES the legitimacy that L’manburg had as a government entity was basically a fucking crapshoot based on jack shit, and yes it had real power anyway. At the end of the day L’manburg was always treated w/ a level of power and legitimacy beyond just being a Group Of People, and therefore that power and legitimacy became real. L’manburg was a government because people treated it as one. L’manburg was powerful and legitimate and free and independent because that’s what the story said, and everyone believed the story, and that’s what’s important moreso than the logic of whether or not it had enough people to actually “be” a government in the first place.

#c!dreamisms #c!dream and the revolution #c!dream #dreblr #lmanburg critical #c!wilbur critical #<- i guess #listen lmanburg was bullshit its power was bullshit and the mythos was bullshit #that doesn't matter #the manufactured nature of lmanburg is the point !!#that's why the mythos of lmanburg was necessary in the first place!#that's what necessitated the tyrant-revolution-hero-and-villain schtick #lmanburg legitimized itself on the back of the story that c!wilbur wrote #anyway this is a mess but yeahhhh fuck lmanburg god bless

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brettdoesdiscourse · 11 months

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With more allegations coming out every day, I also want to remind people to be cautious believing everything you see online and using it to harass others. I see "well there's text messages" used a lot and I want everyone to remember how easy it is to be faked. It took me less than ten minutes to get a text from both Michelle and Barack Obama

If I took a little longer, I could fake whole conversations. I could even provide a number that isn't my own. I could include timestamps over days, weeks, months even. Screenshots are very easy to fake these days. And anyone can say anything on the internet.

It's so important to listen to victims, but it's also important to form full and informed opinions on situations. You can believe victims right away if you feel like it, but don't harass people. Don't send threats or hate. Don't harass fans or send them hate. Wait until you can hear both sides and you can form a full opinion from there.

The thing about the internet is I'm able to log online and accuse anyone of anything at any time. Which is fantastic and awful.

It's amazing because real victims are able to come forward now more than ever and tell their stories.

It's awful because if you give everyone the platform to do this, there's tons of people who will misuse it.

So, what are some important things to ask yourself?

What is the quality of the evidence provided? (Is it easily faked information? Does something about it just strike you as off? Is there a lot of it or a little? Does the evidence's tone match up with the story provided? For example, did they say this person was sexting them and the evidence provided only ever had a "you're hot" or something similar message?)

What is the quality of the account saying it? (Is it blank or new looking account? Do they have any information that could identify them in real life? Do they have an actual username or one that was given to them when they signed up? Is the accusation really recent?)

Is the person they're accusing already a controversial figure or posts about controversial things? (Do they cover politics? Do they trend a lot? Do they have a large group of people who hate them? Have they had a recent controversy?)

Similar with the last point, but does a person benefit from spreading this accusation if it's false? (Would a lot of people use this against them? Do they have a lot of fame, especially recent or massive fame? Are they more popular than they've ever been? Have they recently done something big like start a company, face reveal, start doing music, get on a new platform, etc? Does the person accusing them have something they want a lot of people looking at their profile for? Such as music they make, videos, an OnlyFans, streaming, anything they would want to promote?)

Does the accuser have a history of posting weird and/or attention-seeking content? (Do they often try to get the attention of creators? Do they post exaggerated or purposefully interaction-baity things? Do they follow or interact with accounts that do that? Do they have a history of posting accusations similar about other people?)

Obviously none of these will give you the 100% correct answer. But its always important to look critically at things before forming an opinion on it, especially when it's something as serious as this.

We've been seeing more and more people fake accusations because the same thing happens every time. A huge majority of people immediately turn on that person being accused and publicly denounce them immediately. And when it is uncovered that the accusations were false, we hear the same things over and over.

"I don't care, you should still always believe victims first."

"Sorry."

"I guess we were wrong."

"I still believe them."

"It doesn't matter if they aren't an abuser, they're still shitty because x, y, and z."

Even if the accusations turn out to be 100% false, there's always going to be people who don't see that video or update. Theres always going to be people who still believe the accuser. There's always going to be people unwilling to hear their side. Theres always going to be people who distance themselves just in case. Theres always going to be people who don't want to be associated with an accused abuser, regardless of its truth.

Stay safe out there and always try to get the full story.

#grooming mention #grooming tw #abuse tw #abuse mention #discourse #social discourse #brett does discourse #long post

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crimsonxe · 4 months

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Rant ahead in part due to a recent clash and comparatively reminder of how shit is supposed to be via a YT of all places interaction:

Let me put this out there: don't want your posts getting torn into? Don't put them in main tags. Nobody is obligated to tip-toe around your thin-skinned snowflake ass that thinks you're somehow immune to having your shit torn into or roll over in accepting your bullshit that can be proven wrong. Don't want it to happen? Don't put the main tag or use the tag that is specifically for it "rw/de". Otherwise stfu about rightfully getting torn into when spouting shit. So far RWBY is the only damn place where this shit has to be stated, cause every other media I interact with already knows this.

Oh and for those that will inevitably hurl around "toxic", what's toxic is bringing bullshit into the main tag for everyone else that's just wanting to keep up with fanart or theories or whatever. What isn't toxic is presenting fact and canon that run against x,y, or z that can range from in-show things to out-of-show things. That's the entire idea of social media like tumblr in the first damn place. Its actually amazing how someone on YT did an FF7R vid with their theory on what's going on in that story, I posted with what I agreed with and disagreed with, and they vibed with it in running with what we both agreed on. No accusations of my being wrong on the basis that they can't be disagreed with cause of being thin-skin snowflake; no attempt of calling anyone toxic; no denial of facts/canon; no complaining about "essays"; and no acting like someone was outside their door with a flaming bat. That's how it should go, but again RWBY's HTDM and shitdom are filled with thin-skinned "its impossible for me to be wrong" know-nothing ignorant snowflake shitbags.

#rwby #rant

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undertale-writing-times · 2 years

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Mutt fluff alphabet, please?

Sure! This was fun. I love Mutt >w<

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

They really like how you don’t try to push them too far, but you help them get out of issues and bad things.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

They love your lips! They really like it when you kiss them(and your butt)

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Have you ever had a dog that just runs at you? Yeah, picture that. They’ll hug you quickly and snuggle up against you. They love to cuddle most of the time! Not... all the time but most of the time.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Go to a cafe, get some sweets, then go for a walk or sit and eat together and just chat.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

They aren’t one to hide their emotions. If they’re sad, they’re sad. If they’re mad, they’re mad.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

They are unsure if they want a family but the idea of it sounds really nice so... yeah!

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

They bring you rocks, sticks, and random things that they find that they think you’d like.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

They’re always holding your hand, fingers, hooking their fingers together, things like that... unless they’re having a bad day. The bad days mean that they don’t want to be touched at all

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Panic. They don’t care how small it is, if they see you getting hurt, they’re going to be worried.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

They like pranking you :)

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Expect quick and fast kisses all over your face, while he’s purring really loud. They have to be careful not to cut you on accident but not too careful.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

They show their love by giving you gifts, cuddling you, and saying how much they loved you.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

It was one day when they were sleeping together, and they got woken up by you kissing their cheek and asking if they were hungry. It... made them realize just how much they loved you.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

That they would lose control and hurt you.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

They chew on things a lot so Lord has gotten them a chew toy so they wouldn’t chew on their bones anymore.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

Muffin, Sweetheart, Sweetie, Cutiepie, Precious, Sunshine, Soul Bond, Snowflake, Peach, Angel, Sugar. A lot...

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Normally They hang out with you whenever you’re doing anything else.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

I really have no idea.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

They have no secrets that they keep from you :)

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

I think once they realize that they like someone, they would say it really quickly.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Worried... they get freaked out whenever people are angry, it makes them nervous.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

Of course they show you off often! They always say “look at my great Datemate!” They love you so much >w<

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

They are the judge, they know that fighting is needed but they don’t want to. They always get nervous whenever there is a fight, and using too much of their magic can kill them.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Not... very well...

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

I can’t see them doing that ^^’

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

Listening to music, being with you, being with Lord.

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uramichislefttiddie · 3 years

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Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan Alphabet

||Contains: Uramichi Omota + Iketeru Daga||

||Warnings: NSFW||

Reminder! Please don’t comment anything that implies your age, I cannot stop who reads this unfortunately but I can at the very least give out a warning that this contains nsfw content.⚠️

please forgive me I could not stop laughing whilst writing this, I had to skip specific words because it did not sound right to me and my childish behaviour😭

Uramichi Omota:

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

If anything all this man will want to do is try and get a good nights rest even if it means only a couple hours of sleep. He will make sure however you are cleaned up and are alright before he deals with himself. He’d never leave you to care for yourself, he always makes sure he cares for you first. He’s very touch starved meaning he makes sure he gets cuddles and kisses before you both drift off into a slumber!

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite body part on himself most likely would be his muscles specifically his toned arms, I mean he’s a former gymnast so what can you expect? On you his favourite part would be either ass or thighs, the reason mainly being it’s something he can rest on, or another reason being he loves to mark your thighs up not caring if anyone can see, also he just genuinely likes groping your ass however he’ll only do that in privacy, he’d rather not have the risk of someone having just witnessed him groping your ass in public. In make out sessions always expect his hands to be roaming either along your thighs or ass there’s no other option it could be.

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

Majority of the time he will make sure to not cum inside you meaning hell either do it over your face or body, however once in awhile if you allow him he will not pass up the opportunity to cum inside you. When I say once in awhile, Uramichi will try and make it near enough every time that you allow him to cum inside, he just loves the idea of having the risk you could end up with having his children. (Russian roulette type beat/j) and a plus to him is that if he can cum in you it means less cleaning to do.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

Now I get a strong sense that this man really wants to try bondage with ropes especially, wether it be you that’s tied up or him he doesn’t care either way he really wants to try it. But he doesn’t want to scare you off by asking so he still hasn’t mentioned it and he doesn’t want you to start making fun off him about it💀 however you’ve had an inkling for awhile that he’s got something about being tied up.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

Now he may be 31 years of age but this man has never gone past kissing someone before he met you. You were his first and oh boy he had no clue what he was doing, mainly because he was nervous and couldn’t comprehend what was truly happening. He has watched his fair share of porn etc but when it came down to actually doing it himself he mind had become fog. Overtime though he’s come to learn what you like best and least and has took that into account and now it’s as if he’s been doing it for years.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Now he’ll most likely switch between a mating press or doggy style. The reasoning for mating press is it allows him to be more face to face to you and he can see your face during it which turns him on even more. And let’s be real he more than likely has a breeding kink. So mating press + breeding kink = heaven to him. Now the reason for doggy style is because he loves having your bare ass slam against him and watching it jiggle when he slaps it. He also loves leaving marks on your hips meaning doggy style makes that all the easier.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Uramichi is probably the type of be serious, he might laugh there and than every so often if something a bit funny happens but overall he’s pretty much serious and that’s just him.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Unshaven, however he will trim it if you ask him to, but seeing as he’s 31 I think he couldn’t care less about body hair as it’s normal and he just sees it as a waste of time to have to repeatedly shave.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

80% of the time he will be rough, releasing out all the pent up anger and frustration, but he still makes sure your ok. Although there will be them days where he just wants to be more romantic than rough and his whole demeanour will have flipped upside down and he’ll be acting all lovey dovey. Plus most definitely a switch.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

Nah, not really, if he’s in that type of mood and your not with him he’ll either wait or come meet you wherever you are so he can get relief.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Gagging, Breeding, Bondage, Dacryphilia, cockwarming

L: Length (how big they are)

He’s more girthy than long, he’s probably about 6 inches which is a good length all in all.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start whining at him for attention or if you raise your voice at him because oh boy that really does set off something in him when you raise your voice.

N: No (something they will not do)

Knife play or anything that could seriously harm you even by accidental.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers giving than receiving but once in awhile he’d just want you to be the one giving it to him and making him fall under your touch.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

He’s not necessarily fast but rather hard. By that I mean he will go full force into you where both yours skins slap against each other and where he will grunt a lot which oh boy is hot.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

Surprisingly he does them a lot seeing as he has work 6 days a week which really only leaves him with one day where it can just be you and him all day. So either he’ll do one in the morning or at night but it depends if he’s feeling too tired after work.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Now he’ll hate someone interrupting so he always makes sure you both do it where the chances of getting interrupted are reduced drastically, plus it’d be very embarrassing for someone to walk in. Usahara now always make sure to knock before making his grand entrance into his apartment. The risk of you getting pregnant kinda excites him in a way so you gotta watch out with this man.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

On an average he can last around 2-3 rounds but on a very good day it feels like it’s never ending, he just needs that motivation if you get me.

T: Toys (do they use them)

No. He’s never really been into them and they’ve never sparked his interest.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s quite fair to be honest, he makes sure you both equally get what you both want but there can be times he can be a tease when he’s in one of them type of moods.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Majority of the time he lets out grunts rather than moans, he gets embarrassed if he moans however after the time you told him you like it when does he doesn’t hold back anymore but like I said most of the time he grunts and breathes heavily.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

Like I said, more girthy than long.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

It’s shockingly quite high, although it may not show when he’s near you expect him to be quite touchy most of the time waiting for you to get the signal. In simple terms he’s quite the horn dog.

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

I’ll say it straight. He goes to sleep incredibly fast, but he won’t before he makes sure your cleaned up and settled down!

Iketeru Daga

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

This boy will give you the best aftercare ever. You hungry? Ok he’ll go make something for you. You want to go for a drive? Ok he’ll take you for a drive. You want a shower/bath? Ok he’ll go prepare you one. You understand me now. He will double check your ok and cleaned up as best as possible. Will always make sure you’ve gone to the toilet afterwards and have had some water. Will fall asleep with you in his arms always whilst reading to you.

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite part of his body will be his hands, not only because they’re pleasing to the eye but because he knows his long fingers can make you come undone very quickly and easily and that gives him somewhat of a boost. His favourite part of your body to him will be your lips, he loves the feeling of them when he kisses you or when your kissing him anywhere (😏 /j)

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

He loves seeing his cum dripping down your face, the way it leaves a shine along your face just looks so pretty to him. So he prefers to cum over your face or in your mouth to where he can see it dripping down yourself. Don’t get me wrong he’d love to cum in you but he’s responsible and would rather wait until you both want a child so he doesn’t need to worry about getting you pregnant.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

He likes to be choked. Awhile back you had no clue until you accidentally did and that’s when the game got even more interesting. He really just overall loves seeing you in charge.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few girlfriends in the past but never gone as far as to do more than make out with them, he’s always said he’d save it for the when the right person comes along and he knows it the right person. But he very much does know what he’s doing, he knows how to make you feel good, he’s done plenty of research.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Reverse cowgirl. He absolutely loves you riding him and if it means reverse cowgirl it allows him to smack your ass and fondle it, also allows him to easily guide you with your hips. Damn he goes berserk when your in this position I tell you.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Do I even need to say? Of course he’s going to be goofy, the man laughs at dick jokes. However once he starts laughing that’s it, he won’t be able to stop for awhile, it’s honestly become uncontrollable.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Honestly, he leaves it down to you and what you prefer, he doesn’t mind if you prefer shaven or not either way he’ll go with what you like.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

Probably the slow but long stroke type of guy. He loves the way you start to become impatient and fidgety. He loves the look in your eyes when he’s facing you.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

He only will if he hasn’t seen you for a few days or hasn’t been able to do anything with you. He prefers doing it with you actually.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Choking, Food Play, Cockwarming, Spit, Praise

L: Length (how big they are)

Longer than girthy, he reaches about 7.5 inches, he can definitely reach the high spots.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start to praise him, especially with “good boy” that will get him going almost immediately, it just switches something on in his mind so very quickly.

N: No (something they will not do)

He’s willing to try most things as long as you feel safe and he feels safe and you both know to be careful and know how far to go with everything.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers receiving than giving, he just loves being able to watch you go down on him and struggle. But when you want some he will be more than happy to give.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

Life I previously said, he’s the type of guy that goes slow but he makes sure he’s hitting all the right spots that you like and that gets you going.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

He prefers to not have them but if it comes down to it and you really want one he will do so, but don’t expect it to become a regular thing.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Oh he’s scarred many peoples eyes and mind because he simply “forgot” to lock the door and close the curtains/blinds. Poor Uramichi as if he hadn’t enough going on. He doesn’t really want to risk getting you pregnant though, so he will use a condom.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

He can go for a straight 3 or more rounds, it normally stops when it’s you that can’t take anymore not the other way round, he always waits until you’ve had your pleasure before he’ll stop.

T: Toys (do they use them)

Now he’d never admit it, but before you two started being sexual he had quite the few toys. He most likely had a flashlight, tenga egg and a cock ring for example. Them type of ones.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s the fairest of them all, he’d make sure your getting what you need and than sort himself out, he’s never once been unfair to you.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Now…this mans a full on moaner and he has no shame about it. He honestly has that type of pretty moan too, where he whimpers at the same time and he will not look away either. Oh and if your the one sucking him off, be prepared because he can’t hold back at all, it’s honestly like heaven to him.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

As already said he’s quite long compared to others, he reaches about 7.5 inches.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Probably around average but if you get him going well-

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

Will not go to sleep no matter what before you, it always has to be you that falls asleep first before he can fall into a slumber. He always wants to know your safe. And plus if you’ve fallen asleep he will clean you up if you haven’t already, and will leave some water and paracetamol next to you for when you wake up and if he leaves before you in the morning or wakes up before you he’ll always leave a little note next to you too.

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buckyhoney-library · 3 years

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nsfw alphabet, b.b

A/N: so sorry it took so long! hope you enjoy! sebastians & nomad!steve should be out sometime this week(end)!

reblogs/likes/feedback are greatly appreciated & highly encouraged

However, do NOT repost/steal ANY of my fics on my blog!

Warnings: 18+, language, smutty thoughts, sorry for any missed typos!

chris evans nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (What are they like after sex)

bucky takes aftercare so seriously! he makes sure that you have everything that you need and you're taken care of first. showering you in praises, holding you close, getting you water or snacks- he is at your beck and call.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part on themselves and on their partner)

thighs. thighs. thighs. He loves laying between them with his head resting on your stomach. His fingers tracing patterns on your skin- peppering kisses on the inside. bucky's arms are hooked around them while he is giving you head, rubbing small circles on the outside.

bucky has grown to love his vibranium arm, because of how much you love it. he has changed arm usage from a weapon to a useful tool in every situation. being able to cool it and playing with temperatures, pinning you down- making sure you go nowhere- or even being able to cause it to vibrate.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

he loves to paint with his cum. as much as he LOVES to cum inside you and make you hold it- there is something so pretty with his cum plastered on your back or on your tummy. "you look so pretty with my cum on your thighs," bucky is especially fond of watching it drip down your breasts or leak down your thighs. bucky just stares in awe of how it glistens against your skin.

D = Dirty Secret (What do they secretly want)

he wants you to praise him. bucky lives off of praise and when you whimper how good he's making you feel or how he's such a good boy? it throws him over the edge, encouraging him to go faster and harder. he'll never ask for them, but when you start hyping him up, fuck he enters a state of nirvana.

E = Experience (Do they know what they are doing?)

1940's bucky as we all know was very experienced but after eighty years of nothing? he needs a little help regaining his confidence, but man will he practice and have no problems asking for help. he'd be a little embarrassed of cumming early or not being able to satisfy like he used too, but bucky watches porn and experiments like no tomorrow, catching up on all the new toys/techniques/positions etc.

F = Favorite Position (Self-explanatory)

bucky's favorite position would be cowgirl or where you're laying on your side, so he could hold you. cowgirl because he gets the perfect view of your body and everything about it.

with an honorable mention of missionary- but missionary with your legs in the air spread for all can see. if he's feeling a little spicy, he'll press on your lower abdomen, adding extra pressure.

G = Goofy (Are they serious during sex or goofy

BOTH. There is a time and a place for serious, rough, passionate sex (and boy does he enjoy that), but for the most part, Bucky wants you to feel good and he wants to learn- which means there will be some mishaps and failed moments, but he loves those moments just the same.

H = Hair (Are they well-groomed?)

he is well kept and clean. bucky isn't hairless, but he does make sure that everything is trimmed up and clean.

J = Jack Off (Do they masturbate?)

bucky only does when you're away or he's gone for a mission. when you're home, he has no problem telling you he's in the mood. when he does masturbate, it is to your pictures/videos you've sent or through facetime/phone calls. he doesn't watch porn unless that is the only option or he is looking for new things to try with you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

oh boy does he have loads of kinks! bucky loves praise (receiving or giving)! during the more passionate and rough sessions, he is into degrading (but not too crazy) innocence kink. if you have met after his second sexual awakening? god, how he loves to ruin you. he loves the idea that he gets to teach you and that you're at his mercy. ice play/warming (idk what the word is) he loves when you call him sarg does this man have a filthy sarcastic mouth. dirty remarks of comments that leave his mouth- god, it's enough to you off in seconds.

L = Location (Favorite place to do it)

he is a traditional man at heart, so he loves the bedroom. bucky gets to be as loud as chooses and go as long as he wants without the fear of someone walking in or interrupting.

M = Motivation (What turns them on or gets them going?)

leggings. jeans. short shorts- anything that enhances your thighs or when you shoot back firey/witty comments matching his energy. The more traditional turn on's as well, suggestive comments, touching his chest letting it fall to his belt, lingering kisses on his lips and neck. "it's like you're begging me to fuck you silly,"

N = No (Something they will not do. Turnoffs.)

nothing with bodily fluids (other than saliva or cum) & i don't think he'd be fond of being too open in public- he's a private guy, but he doesn't mind the simple pda and light touches.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skills, etc.)

okay let me tell you- bucky loves getting head. your lips make him cum faster than anything else. "open wide, darling" he loves the ability to do it virtually anywhere (privately of course) and the quick clean up-but he mostly loves watching you take his length completely, hitting the back of your throat. "fuck, such a good girl taking all of me," hearing you moan into him and gag makes him go FERAL. bucky isn't a head pusher, but he does grip your hair.

bucky does love going down on you too. his cock throbs at the sight of your legs shaking and squirming. the sounds you make encourage him more, but he doesn't stop when you cum- he licks up every last drop of you. "im not stopping, so i'd stop moving if i were you," he'll occasionally pop his head up to make sure that he's doing everything right and you're enjoying yourself- the last thing he wants is for you to fake it (which only happened when he first re-entered the dating world)

P = Pace (Are they fast or rough? Or slow and sensual?)

there is a time and place for everything. bucky loves sensual sex because he feels the most connected to you and he has been without physical/emotional connection for so long that it's become a must. it is also where he feels the most control and the best, when he can be 100% vulnerable- something never thought he could do.

fast and rough is for those needy moments where he can't get his hands off of you- complete feral mode. when you've been teasing him relentlessly and he needs to remind you who's in charge. those nights are when the kinkiest of kinks come to play.

Q = Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than regular sex)

quickies are reserved for dinner parties, group outings, etc. where you look too good and he can't keep his hands off of you. "i wanna see if you taste as good as you look". quickies usually consist of fast rough sex that leaves bruises or marks. they also mainly consist of giving/receiving head.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

oh does he! he has almost ninety years of sex trends/toys/etc to catch up on. it will be the middle of the night and you'd be fast asleep only to be woken up by him shaking your arm and going "baby, we have to try this!"

bucky isn't a risk-taker in the sense of public and potentially getting caught, he is a risk-taker in the sense that he is willing to try anything once.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)

bub is a super-soldier. his stamina outlasts yours by HOURS. you'd be panting and lying sideways and bucky would be ready for the next round and you'd have to tap out. he would chuckle and hold you, teasing you about how you can't last. "can't handle this cock? i thought you said you could go all night?"

T = Toys (Do they own or use toys on themselves or partners?)

bucky has a whole drawer dedicated to the greatest quality toys. "only the best for you, dollface." he loves seeing how far he can push you with the vibrators. tying the vibrator to your clit and watching you be sent over the moon. bucky wouldn't be too crazy about using toys on himself, but he isn't opposed to being handcuffed (or pegged)

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

BIGGEST TEASE in the galaxy. Touching you, grazing your heat, kissing your neck, rubbing the inside of your thigh, (stuffing a vibrator inside you while you're on the phone), or whispering dirty things in your ear- but God forbid if you tease him back. there will be hell to pay if you try teasing him back. "you better rethink your next move, darling," "i think you forgot who's allowed to tease who."

V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

bucky is pretty quiet, with the exceptions of grunts and whimpers. His mouth is filthy and he dirty talks like there is no tomorrow! he is also a cocky little shit and sarcastic- which doesn't stop in the bedroom. "your cunt feel so good around me," "open your eyes, i want you to watch as i ruin you" "look at you, you're soaked for me"

W = Wildcard (Random headcanon for your character)

cockwarming. babe lives for cockwarming. early morning lazy sex, but too lazy to pull out of you. you'd be laying on your side with your leg over his, with his cock buried inside of you. "no, honey, just stay" he would mumble with his head resting in the cook of your neck, placing small kisses on your neck, but falling back asleep.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

baby, that serum did wonders. bucky is packing that seven to eighter. his cock would poke through your tummy and he won't stop talking about it for weeks.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

HIGH. VERY HIGH. he is ready whenever and wherever the time calls.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterward?)

bucky's stamina is so high that he probably is starving. he would perform aftercare for you, but once you'd have cared for- he is standing naked in the kitchen making a sandwich.

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes fluff #sebastian stan #sebastian stan smut

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theghostofblackbunnymask · 3 years

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can you pls write alphabet for yandere fundy ty and ily!!!

Author's note- Little furry boi, I really want more Las Nevadas Crew request

Warnings- Obsession, Worship, mental abuse, Psychological torture, physical abuse, panic attacks (Fundy), lack of freedom, guilt tripping, and fear

Yandere Fundy Alphabet

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Fundy would be very touch starved, so he would cuddle you, kiss you, and just pick you up and carry you around.

But if Fundy couldn't touch you, he would give you gifts of things you like, he'll spoil you rotten.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Fundy can be pretty messy. His main method is quite simple, he'll just slash the person in the back with his claw like nails and then claw them to death.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Fundy wouldn't want to to treat you badly, he doesn't want to be like his father, and just the thought of it makes him sick.

Fundy would treat you with respect and will respect your boundaries, but if you don't like being touched, well I'm sorry because this furry boy will NEVER let you go.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

I mean, possibly touching you if you don't like being touched. Oh, and not taking you outside, he'll only take you to Las Nevadas since you two live there, but even then he'll watch you like a hawk.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Fundy is pretty vulnerable, everyone basically left him, he can't loose you too. So if anyone threatened his Darling, he would fucking beat them to a pulp until someone pulls him off.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Pretty disappointed, he's given you everything, besides freedom, but who needs freedom anyways when you have someone to think and do things for you. He'd most likely just lock you in your room until you behave.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

This. Isn't. A. Fucking. Game. This man would go into straight fucking panic the moment he find out, he may even have a panic attack. But after that he'll calm down and using his fox sense of smell to find you.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Picture this:

You just said to Fundy that he was just like his father, and that, that would break him. All of his common sense, all of his self control and all of his sympathy and empathy are all gone.

"Just like Wilbur? HAHAHAH, you think Wilbur would do something like this... Oh... I'll show you what he would do if I'm just like him!"

Fundy would pin you you down and start punching you, and they he would start to claw at your face, and he would only stop when he looks at his hands, all of it covered in blood. Fundy would look at your passed out and limp body with so much regret. He would patch you up while crying and cuddle you saying.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right... I'm just like Wilbur..."

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Living in Las Nevadas with no worries. No more wars, no more Dream, no more Wilbur. Just peace.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Fundy gets jealous quite easily, and when he does he starts to get rude to the person and insult them until they run off crying. If you were to ask what was that for, he'd just say that he was protecting you and that they were just going to use you for their own disgusting desires.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Pretty soft, he'd do whatever you want and treat you like absolute royalty. But don't take him for a push over, the moment he sees your taking advantage of his kindness and generosity, he'd lock you in a room with no food and no water, just so you learn that his kindness and generosity is a privilege, so treat it as such.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Fundy would be so blush around you, he would send you love letters and gifts anonymously, and would watch you when you open them, wanting to see your reaction to his gifts, seeing you happy makes him so happy.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Not really, no, but he is 10x softer.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Fundy would never want to hurt you physically or emotionally on purpose, he doesn't want to be Wilbur 2.0

Key words are- Physical or Emotionally.

This man will definitely use some psychology shit on you. Have you heard of white room torture? He would definitely do that. This man would harm you mentally, but he could never harm you physically, cause whenever he sees the scars he starts to cry, seeing himself as a disgusting monster.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Freedom and freedom of speech. God forbid you mention or say the name Wilbur around him, this man would go insane and beat you to a pulp, before regaining his composure, patching you up, and crying while cuddling you.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Fundy's pretty patient, he understands that love takes time, trust, and that it can be cruel. He'll give you all the time in the world for you to love him, there's no need to worry.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If you were to escape, he would find you within a few hours, and then drag you right back while ranting and guilt tripping you about how much pain you caused him.

Now if you died, he'd be heartbroken, he wouldn't even take care of himself anymore and would just let his nightmares consume him, and juust allow himself to wake up from those nightmares.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Fundy would know it's wrong to hold people hostage, but he just wants to protect you, they're too much bad and terrible people on this server and he doesn't want you to fall victim to them, so if kidnaping keeps you safe, then I guess that's what he must do, love hurts, but it'll be worth it in the end.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

☆PEOPLE LEAVING HIM☆ So whenevethe starts to fall for someone or befriend someone, he'd do anything for them not to leave him, but if they abuse or mistreat him, he'd drop and let them go.

Tears: How do they feel about their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Fundy would feel terrible if he made you cry, he would beg you to stop while apologizing. But if someone else made you cry, he would threaten the person.

If you were to yell at him, he may get scared since it reminds him whenever people got upset with him, mainly Wilbur, so Fudny would just back away scared before running off.

If you were to isolate yourself, he would tell you it isn't healthy and that you should talk to him if he or someone else did something wrong.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Not really sure.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

A few things actually.

His obsession with you, if you act like you're obsessed with him, you may be able to escape.

His desperate attempts to not be like Wilbur, if you continue to assure him he isn't like Wil, you could gain his trust and escape.

Using guilt tripping against him, make him feel bad and he'll give you more freedom, then you could escape.

Wit's end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Fundy has outbursts sometimes and during those times he can't control himself, leading him to hurt you. He doesn't mean to though.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

A lot of lengths, he basically worships the ground you walk on and would do anything for your love, affection and approval.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

1 year.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Fundy doesn't want to break you, he could never live with that.

#yandere dream #yandere dream smp #yandere dream x reader #yandere mcyt #mcyt x reader #dream smp x reader #dreamsmp x reader #fundy x reader #Yandere Fundy #Yandere Fundy x reader

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Sebastian Vettel Fluffy A-Z

Gif Credit: @chasingpegasus

A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about the other?

Your kindness. You are always looking for the best in everyone and you always put others before yourself. He calls you his little angel because he thinks you’re too good to be of this earth.

B = Baby: do they want a family? why/why not?

Seb knew he wanted to have kids with you after he saw you with one for the first time. Your friend had a baby and you’d offered to babysit for a night so she could go out. Seb got back from work to see you dancing around the living room with the baby girl in your arms, the two of you listening to Queen.

“Liebling what have we said about stealing babies?” You turned around and rolled your eyes.

“I know, I’ll give her back tomorrow.” He chuckled and gave you a kiss before cooing to the baby.

Once you’d put her down for the night you turned around from her cot to see Seb standing in the doorway.

“I didn’t know you were so good with kids.” You shrugged and gently ushered him out the room, pulling the door to.

“I dunno, used to look after my cousins when I was growing up.” He smiled and pressed a kiss to the top of your head.

“Do you ever think about having your own one day?” he asked wrapping his arms around your shoulders.

“I think I’d like having a pair of feet pattering around the house.”

A year later you found out you were expecting two sets of feet to cause mayhem and Sebastian couldn’t have been happier when he found out.

C = Cuddle: how do they cuddle?

Sebastian loves to wrap his arms around your shoulders from behind. He loves being able to hold you close and press kisses to the top of your head. In bed he loves to be big spoon, having you curled into his chest, your leg hooked between his. He will kiss the side of your head and whisper sweet nothings in German to you as you fall asleep.

D = Dates: what are dates with them like?

The two of you don’t always get time for dates as he travels so much so you always cook dinner for when he gets back from a race. It’s guaranteed time for the two of you to have some alone time together. You don’t need extravagant dates, being together is enough.

E = Everything: "you are my ____" (e.g my life, my world...)

You are my forever and always.

F = Feelings: when did they know they were falling in love?

He knew he had feelings for you pretty quickly. Whenever he was home from work you would be his first thought and he realised that he loved you and no one could ever compare to you.

G = Gentle: are they gentle? If so, how?

Seb is always gentle with you, sure you two muck around and play fight but he would never intentionally hurt you.

H = Hand/Hold: how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

When out and about you can guarantee his fingers will be laced with yours. He likes keeping you close, knowing how you can get overwhelmed in big crowds so will always squeeze to give you reassurance that you’re not some and that you’re going to be okay.

I = Impression: first impression/s

You were an old family friend but you two hadn’t seen each other since the two of you were kids. Sebs mother had invited your family over for a barbecue since Seb was home for a while. When he came down stairs he saw you chatting with his auntie, and he couldn’t believe it was really you. You’d gone from being an adorable little girl to a stunning young woman.

You glanced away from his aunt and caught him staring at you so you flashed a smile and a small wave. Seb immediately had an unexplainable wave of anxiety wash over him. He walked over and his auntie excused herself to let the two of you catch up.

“Long time no see,” you said offering him a beer, which he accepted.

“I didn’t think I’d ever see you again.”

“It’s a lucky day for both of us then.”

The two of you were inseparable for the rest of the day, causing both your mother’s and his auntie to have plenty to gossip about.

The two of you ended up staying up all night chatting around the fire pit, cuddled up in a blanket together.

“Can’t risk you getting a cold or something,” he whispered wrapping his arm around you.

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

You two would be silly and make each other laugh with shitty dad jokes and puns but you two weren’t prank sort of people.

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

Sebastian is quite reserved in public so usually kisses your head or cheek but in private he will kiss you anywhere he can, he finds it hard to keep his hands and lips off you.

L = Love: who says I love you first?

He did. You two had been dating for a couple of months and he just knew it was love but he was worried that it was too soon to say it to you. I hat was until you two had gone out for drinks with some friends and you two ended up getting a taxi home and leaving the car at the bar.

Sebastian poured the two of you a whisky while you kicked off your shoes and lit the fire. Seb sat down next to you and passed your drink before wrapping an arm around you.

“Did you know…” you slurred turning your head to look at him, “you are my favourite person,” you pressed a kiss to his jaw before pressing kisses to his neck, leaving a small mark.

“Did you know that I love you,” he slurred back. You looked up at him in shock, just as much as he was; realising what he’d just said.

“Really? You love me?”

“How could I not, you’re perfect.”

M = Memory: their favourite moment together

You hadn’t been able to go to a race weekend and even though he didn’t show it he was bummed. You felt just as sad so you wanted to make it up to him. He got back to see candles lit everywhere and music playing softly in the background. The table was laid and dinner waiting. You were in the dress you’d worn on your first proper date together, which was coincidentally Sebastians favourite.

You spent the whole night pampering him after he’d worked so hard and by the end of the night the two of you were cuddled with up under a blanket by the fire.

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

Sebastian likes to occasionally spoiled you with jewellery or clothes. You don’t like him spending so much money on you but he would always respond with “nonsense my angel deserves the best.”

O = Orange: what colour reminds them of their other half?

Light green. You wore a necklace that you’d had since you were a kid and it had a small light green emerald inside it. He was so used to seeing you wear it he automatically associated the colour with you.

P = Pet names: what pet names do they use?

Engelchen, Schatz, my everything.

Q = Quaint: what is their favourite non-modern thing?

Cuddling up by the fire and chatting. You would sit there for hours discussing anything that came to mind. You just enjoyed being in each others company.

R = Rainy Day: what do they like to do on a rainy day?

Usually you would start the day by trying to do jobs around the house but Seb gets bored and insists that you two take a break that never seems to end. Then you usually watch a movie or cuddling up in bed.

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/each other up

Sebastian goes quiet and finds ways to occupy himself. You always notice fairly quickly and walk over to him, wrapping your arms around his waist and hugging him tight.

“I love you so much,” you will say giving him a squeeze, causing him to hold you as tight as he can and let everything out that’s on his mind. As long as you were in his arms he felt safe.

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

Anything. You two could talk about paint drying and find a way to make it interesting. He spends half his day texting you random things because he misses you.

U = Unencumbered: What helps them relax?

Taking baths together. He brought a purposefully large bath so that you two could both fit in it. He loves holding you close, with your back against his chest and pressing kisses to the side of your head or neck while whispering how much he loves you.

V = Vaunt: what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

Seb only shows off on track. His personal life is kept private.

W = Wedding: when, how, where do they propose?

Seb proposed to you on your three year anniversary. You were four months pregnant and didn’t really want to dress up all fancy and have to go out so Seb set up a beautiful dinner in the back garden. After you had finished pudding Seb took your hand in his and told you how much you mean to him before getting down on one knee and asked you the questions. You said yes and pressed your lips to him before he slid the ring on your finger. You had the wedding a few months after you gave birth so you could have the kids in the photos.

X = Xylophone: What's their song?

Thunderstruck - AC/DC

Y = You're the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You're the lightning to my thunder.

Z = Zebra: if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

You both had dogs but when you got pregnant you got a puppy so your kids could grow up with their own dog.

#f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 one shot #formula 1 one shot #f1 x reader #formula one fanfic #formula one imagine #sebastian vettel x reader #sebastian vettel one shot #sebastian vettel imagine #sebastian vettel fanfic #f1 fluffy a z #fluffy a z

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Fluff Alphabet ⎯ Tobias Eaton

Character/Celeb: Tobias “Four” Eaton Fandom: Divergent MASTERLIST

A/N Thanks to my horrible mental health I can’t connect to any of the characters I usually enjoy writing for... only the ones that I consider #comfort characters (or if I simp for them *sigh*)

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Intelligence and passion. He’s a smart guy despite looking like a hot meathead, Four definitely needs to be able to talk to someone and have them keep up without him feeling like he’s talking to a wall. What I mean by passion is the ability to continue through with something even if it’s hard. He finds hardwork to be rewarding.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Probably not due to how his father raised him. Four doesn’t want to risk being a bad parent like his dad was.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

He’s typically a big spoon but honestly he adores it when you hold him close at night.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Very lowkey, usually hanging out in his apartment or wandering the city at night.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

“You are my salvation.”

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

The first time you both opened up to each other, it was pitch black out but the full moon was enough for him to appreciate the softness in your eyes as you listened to what Markus Eaton would do to Four... it was in that moment when he knew you were the one.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

He hates the thought of ever raising a hand to you so Four handles you with his hands very gently. Four has feather-like touches because he’s afraid to break you.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

Four prefers hugs but he likes when you press your palms against his.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He thought you were a bit weak to be honest, but that soon changed as you advanced through the Dauntless initiation.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Sometimes, but Four’s rather chill about it. He’s not that insecure in your relationship so he doesn’t find it to be worth it to stress over another person shooting their shot.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Four’s surprisingly tender and soft, shy almost. You definitely initiated the kiss.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You do, Four’s terrified of putting himself out there even if he’s not insecure. He doesn’t want to risk himself for someone else.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

He tries to because he’s not the best at expressing his genuine emotions (hello childhood trauma) but lets be honest, Four’s better at giving you a rock he found rather than buying you material gifts.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Mustard yellow, it’s warm and neutral. It makes him feel safe.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He’s not big on pet names but he would definitely come up with a terrible nickname based off of your first name just to terrorize you with.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Reading, he doesn’t “look” like a big reader but Four enjoys the simple things.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Rain doesn’t really affect his work so most of the time he’s working. But on the off chance it’s a day off, he’s probably in the gym training.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Four tends to bottle everything up and then channel it into his workouts so he often finds himself overworking himself if he’s feeling down or remembering his childhood too much. He cheers others (honestly just you, he hasn’t got many friends) up with simple gestures, usually offering a shoulder to lean on or cracking situation appropriate jokes.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

He prefers to listen but with you he ends talking through his trauma because it helps him when he knows you understand why he acts the way he does.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Believe it or not, he is a sucker for a shoulder or back scratch. He doesn’t know what it is but holy jesus does he feel good after his back is freshly scratched. Maybe it’s the shivers that go down his spine afterwards, but it’s nice nonetheless.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

His skillset. He’s proud of how far he’s come from being just his father’s son. Four’s not too much of an arrogant guy but if there’s a chance for him to impress someone he likes, he’s taking it.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

I think he’d do something simple and ask before buying a ring. Maybe it’d be over dinner or when you’re walking through the abandoned city at night. Either way he’d say it so carefully as though expecting a no from the get-go.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Body - Mother Mother

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

He’s never really been in love (unless that childhood crush counts) so not really. But once he meets you, he’ll catch himself imagining a perfect life.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Four would just adore a big dog, I know it. Something like an Alaskan Malamute or a Samoyed because they’re so soft and ferocious. Plus free cuddles!

#tobias eaton #tobias eaton imagine #tobias eaton x reader #tobias eaton headcanon #divergent #divergent x reader #divergent imagine #four x reader #divergent four #pew pew pew? more like queue queue queue

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blu-joons · 3 years

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DATING NCT A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Mark Lee

A ⇴ AFFECTION

His favourite kind of affection was when you’d have your hands in his hair. He loved to feel your hands brush though his soft locks and pull him a little bit closer whenever you needed him to be right there for you.

B ⇴ BEFORE DATING

When the two of you first met, Mark was very awkward, he didn’t have the slightest clue of what he wanted to say to you. He could barely string a sentence together until one of the members called him out to start with at least a hello and introduce himself, and from there, you loved to tease him about it ever since.

C ⇴ CONFESSION

It didn’t take Mark long at all to know that you were the one that he wanted. He was far too shy to confess in person, so he sent you a demo of a song that he would have written just for you, leaving it until the very last minute to let you know how he felt. When he saw your name flash up on his phone he panicked, only to see that you’d text him and begged him to let you in and get you out of the cold to be with him.

D ⇴ DATES

You knew just how dedicated Mark was to his work, so you’d often end up surprising him on those late nights with dates set up in the studio for you. You also knew that Mark was a terrible cook, so as long as you showed up with a bag of takeout in hand, then you were going to be safe for the night. He’d spend all night long telling you about his projects, whilst he always worried that you’d think he was bragging, all you see was a hard working and passionate guy who loved his job, and you.

E ⇴ EXPERIENCE

Mark had seen plenty of other people in love, but never himself before. He always had an idea of the type of boyfriend he’d be, and whilst he was the first to admit that he wasn’t perfect, he was determined in making his first experience of love his last too. He wanted to always be the one that would be there for you from the moment that he met you, just as long as you were willing to help him learn along the way. Day by day, he knew he was getting better at being a boyfriend, and that was all that mattered to him.

F ⇴ FIGHTING

Neither of you were fond of arguments, but you were human too, and appreciated that they were just a part of being in a relationship. Whenever the two of you argued, one of you would always walk away before things got too bad, you were both very good at minding your tempers. Usually, after an hour or two the person who walked out would return so that the two of you could talk things through with each other and nip the problem in the bud before it became too big a hurdle for you to jump over. Major arguments were definitely a problem when the two of you were already so shy.

G ⇴ GETTING TO KNOW HIS FAMILY

He often joked about his family got in contact with him a lot more since you’d came into his life. He loved to tease you and let you know that you were the favourite in his family’s eyes because they got in with you so well and always asked after you whenever Mark was on a call by himself.

H ⇴ HOME

Rooming with a manager definitely had its perks for Mark, he always gave the two of you space you needed in the dorm. Therefore he was a little reluctant to move out of the dorms and in with you, he wanted to wait a little while and see the direction his career took first, and also make sure his other members were alright.

I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”

He was the first one to say, “I love you,” when you surprised him with a Canadian Day after you heard him talking about how much he missed home. Seeing the effort that you went to in order to put a smile back on his face meant the absolute world to him, and he couldn’t repay the favour in any other way then finally letting you know that he loved you.

J ⇴ JEALOUSY

Mark tended to doubt himself a lot, which would lead to a bit of jealousy at times. You’d often have to reassure him not to get jealous of anyone, you loved talking to people, but if you ever left his side at an event then he’d definitely begin to worry. No matter how many times you told him not to get jealous, you knew that he’d never a listen. It was a feeling that he just couldn’t get rid of, no matter how hard he wanted to. He knew he never really had a reason to get jealous, but that didn’t stop him feeling the way that he did.

K ⇴ KIDS

If there was one thing Mark definitely saw in his future, it was kids. He very much had an ideal plan of what his life would like in years to come, he’d even picked out the perfect age to start a family. Whilst he never told you about his future plans, just in case he pressurised you, you were very much aware of just how valuable and important having a family was to him and how keen he was to start one in the future with you.

L ⇴ LAUGHTER

One of the biggest things that Mark worried about was whether he could make you laugh or not. Any time that he didn’t see you at least with a small smile on your face would worry him. He worked hard at everything that he did, and that included making you happy. To cheer you up, he’d often search up things to do that would put the smile back on your face, and do a lot of research into your favourite cheesy jokes that he knew would get a reaction out of you each and every time. It was one thing he always made sure to do every day, knowing that if you ever had a bad day when you were around him then he’d never forgive himself.

M ⇴ MISSING

Having spent so many years away from home, Mark never thought he’d experience the feeling of homesickness again, until you came along. He was never afraid to admit when he was struggling, but sometimes he’d forget about you in it all. There would be days sometimes when you just wouldn’t here from him because Mark didn’t know the right things to say to feel better. It’d only be when you’d message one of his members and ask them what was going on that he’d get the kick he needed to message you and sort himself out too. He still never knew the right things to say, but his members wouldn’t let him go until he said something.

N ⇴ NICKNAMES

He often called you “sweet,” because you reminded him like the maple syrup at. You were adorable and cute, and reminded him exactly of the sweet tooth he had whenever he had maple syrup from back home.

O ⇴ OBSESSION

Mark was obsessed with your hair, he loved to have his hands in it almost as much as he loved to feel yours messed in with his. Playing with your hair was always comforting for him.

P ⇴ PDA

Subtle gestures were how Mark would often be affectionate in public with you. When he walked past you, he would usually kiss your cheek, or if you appeared beside him suddenly his hand would rest against your shoulder or arm just to remind himself that you were back by his side and safe.

Q ⇴ QUESTIONS

He would love to ask your opinion on nearly anything he did. Having your approval on anything was a huge bonus to him, but if something didn’t quite hit the spot for you, he’d refuse to let it go until you’d told him exactly where you thought he could improve or do better next time.

R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS

For any occasion that the two of you celebrated, Mark would write a song for you. You knew that he loved to compose anyway, and anything that he came up with was something that you adored, but it was the pieces he wrote just for the two of you that held the biggest place in your heart. To see the effort he went to in order to find the perfect lyrics meant the world to you, and of course, he delivered each and every time.

S ⇴ SEX

There were definitely times when things would get awkward for you both, and neither of you could do nothing more than laugh. For the best part, he would be a complete romantic, but then that shy side of Mark that you’d grown to adore would often make an appearance. You loved how caring he was during intimacy, even if he did end up making a bit of a fool of himself, just knowing you were happy was more than enough for him.

T ⇴ TEXTS

He was definitely someone who would text, usually to let you know if something was up. You’d often end a shift to see a text from Mark to let you know that he’d be working late that night and to make sure you didn’t wait up for him.

U ⇴ UNIVERSE

The two of you complimented each other very well, you shared a lot of traits which meant that you were able to be incredibly understanding and supportive of each other which was all that Mark ever really wanted.

V ⇴ VACATION

As the two of you didn’t end up finding the time to travel often, Mark would always fly your family, or his, maybe sometimes even both, in to visit the two of you instead. He knew your breaks were to spent with your families, regardless of where the two of you were in the world, just having them there with you is enough.

W ⇴ WHINING

Mark wanted to be the perfect boyfriend, so if something didn’t quite go his way then he’d definitely whine and make his frustrations clear.

X ⇴ XXXXX

He’d often find himself planting kisses against your skin, especially when you were nice and close. With your hands in his hair, there was no greater feeling for Mark then when you’d tug at him gently and pull him closer towards you so that you could press a soft kiss to his lips. A nervous giggle would always come after it, your kisses often left him feeling shy, but it was by far one of the things that you loved the most about him.

Y ⇴ YOU

You were his biggest fan who supported him no matter what.

Z ⇴ ZZZ

The two of you would always fall asleep close together. You’d often feel Mark’s hand tap against your skin as he came up with little melodies or ditties whilst he drifted off to sleep, using you as his instrument.

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catxsnow · 3 years

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DAMIAN WAYNE FLUFF ALPHABET

A/N: It was pointed out that this got deleted so here it is again! Damian is 18+

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Damian doesn't focus on the physical attributes of you, so he finds your personality the most attractive. If you can keep up with his wit then he knows that you're a keeper. However, he does find himself getting lost in your eyes quite often so he would have to say that he loves those the most. B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

I'm gonna have to say no. Damian loves you and he doesn't believe that he needs kids to keep loving you. Maybe when the two of you are way older, but he doesn't see having kids for a very long time. He would be open to adoption when you guys are too old for having your own kids. C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Damian hated cuddling with you at first. He ran warm enough as it was and to have another body under the blankets? He was sweating. Once he got used to it, Damian liked when you laid on his chest and he could wrap his arms around you. D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Either ridiculously mundane or over the top extravagant there is no in between.

One time Damian took you across the world just to go hike and buy local delicacy. Another time he considered the grilled cheese sandwich Alfred made for you both a date. It really depends on what kind of occasion it is. E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world...))

Damian says 'habibi, ya nour el ein' which means 'you're the light of my eye' in Arabic. F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

It took Damian a long time to realize that he was in love. It's not easy for him to love someone after the way he was raised to opening up to you was a side that he didn't know he had.

He realized it one night when you were tending to his wounds as being Robin. You worked silently as you always did. Damian realized that if there was anyone he wished to stitch him up day in day out it was you. He broke that silence with an 'I love you' and you had nearly fucked up his wound even more with shock. G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Damian is gentle but he gets violent when he had nightmares. He never means to hurt you and you know that, but he always feels terrible when he sees that he left you with a bruise because of his rash actions while in his sleep. You never blame him for his nightmares, he's gone through so much as it is. H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

Damian doesn't like to hold hands, especially in public. The only time that he will willing grab onto you hand is if he can tell that you're nervous about something. Otherwise, just standing next to you is enough. I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He didn't like you. Then again, he never liked anyone at first. J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Damian gets jealous for reason you never expect. He gets jealous of his brothers and when you spend time with any of them. He gets when Alfred the cat sits on you rather than him. He only got jealous at another man once and it didn't end well at all. He was all over the papers and Bruce nearly had a fit when he tried to fix what happened. K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

You did. He was being an asshole and wouldn't shut up about something so you decided to make him quit talking in a different kind of way. Damian didn't complain about it though. L = Love (Who says 'I love you' first?)

He did. You felt it first, but you never said anything until he felt comfortable enough to realize that he loved you too. M = Memory (What's their favourite memory together?)

His favorite memory was when he was trying to teach you to draw. Damian held the utmost patience for you and he genuinely enjoyed spending that time with you. You spent the whole day practicing and looking for his approval. He loved everything you drew simply because it came from you. He still has your drawings hanging up. N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Yes. Without question he'll buy you everything that you could ever dream of. Being the heir to the throne of the League of Assassins and son of Bruce Wayne he got a lot of items that he didn't even need. He loves to spoil you with things. O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Red. As calm and as patient as you were, you had a fiery side when it came to Damian being a brat. When he saw anything red, he always thought about the times that you called him out. P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Beloved (as every Damian fanfic has ever had) Habibti/Habibi (my love), Ameli (my hope) Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Damian is surrounded by tech all day. So when he takes to the time to read a good book, he's in his happy place. He's read all the great historic literature and has tried more modern books but didn't like them as much. R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Damian likes to draw on rainy days. He's got a great talent for it and doesn't get enough time to practice it. You'll be laying on his bed while he draws and the rain patters against the window. When you get lonely, you'll stare until he notices and then pout until he joins you in his bed. The half a drawing left no longer matter, he just wishes to hold you. S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Damian cheers himself up by training. He'll spend hours working out and training like he did back in the League. When he's finally wore himself out, he'll find you and pass out in your arms. That's all he needs.

When it comes to cheering you up, Damian became a great listener. He refrains from making snooty comments about the people that you are ranting about and tried to give a level headed solution to your problem. However, he's always ready to go petrify anyone that has made you upset. T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Damian's got a well-rounded knowledge about everything. He could talk to you about every war that's ever happened or how the earth works. When he's in a talkative mood, he loves to spill facts about everything that he knows. It's not a way of him being cocky, he's just genuinely excited to tell you things. U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Damian doesn't relax. But when he does, its when he's injured or forced to stay home. You'll baby him for the night and even though he seems mad about it, he enjoys it (only when it's from you, not anyone else). He'll get Alfred to bake you guys cookies and settle in for a movie of his picking. V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

Damian's proud of everything he does. He's a show off particularly with his athleticism. He doesn't have one specific thing that he likes to show off, except maybe his art. W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

Damian doesn't. X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

Bloodflood by alt-j Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Nope. Damian doesn't see the need for you two to get married. He doesn't want some fancy wedding just to show off your love. As long as you know how much he loves you, then that's all that he cares about. If he were to get married, it would be something extremely lowkey. Your immediate family and his, that's its. No supers, no teams, nothing. Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Damian was ready to adopt a whole herd of cows do you really think that he's going to settle on just one more pet? No, he's gonna get every single helpless animal that he can.

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drakenology · 3 years

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A B C’s with Todoroki Shoto.

hiii! so I got this little idea while leisurely scrolling through bnha smut. idk if this creator is the originator of the trend but I wanna give credit anyways so shout out to @nillabeam for inspiring me to drabble on and on about my shoto doin the dirty.

warnings: smut (obvi so 18+ please), slight daddy kink, all characters are aged up, and some swearing cause I feel like it.

enjoy my little heathens!

A- Aftercare

Oh don’t be fooled by Todo’s calm and stoic demeanor. He is fucking insatiable in bed.

But after a long night of ravishing you until you’re drunk on his cock, he’ll run you both a bath to soak your muscles in and relax.

Would help you in and out of the bath as he washed you up, rinsing your back for you.

He’d leave kisses where he left harsh hickies.

Would tell you how much he loved you, and gush about how delicate and pretty you were. EEK!!

B- Body Part

He loved your breasts.

You would often catch him staring at them as you talked to him, earning a stern look on your face to remind him to pay attention to you.

Would fuck you on your back just to watch them bounce and jiggle around

He felt like your boobs were always so happy to see him, perking up when he would grab them.

Would kiss them during sex and loves playing and sucking on them.

Most of your hickies were all over them

As for his own body, He really likes how toned and strong his arms got.

He wants to protect you, so he got stronger so he can beat people up for you if he needed to. aww how sweet.

C- Cum

He cums all over his favorite part of your body (see B).

He also likes to cum inside you, cause he’s got a small teeny weeny breeding kink.

You always cum first.. like it’s mandatory. He simply can’t bring himself to do it knowing you haven’t had your fill.

When you go down on him thoooooo..

He loved to cum all over your pretty face. He always thought you looked gorgeous painted in his cum.

He’d kiss your lips after you gave him head if a little bit of his hot cum was still on your mouth.

D- Dirty Secret

As I said, Todoroki was a stoic and cool person out in public.

He didn’t appear to be as sexually savant as he is

but BABY

I’m tellin you, in the bedroom Todo is a beast.

He really liked being called daddy.

It was something about watching your cute little face twist in pleasure whine and beg for him to fuck you.

“Address me right, princess.” ASDGFJKF

HUGE daddy kink, da fuqq.

E- Experience

eh.. some.

He had another girlfriend before you; some girl Endeavor set him up with. She cheated on him.

but yeah.. my baby knows what he’s doing.

He loved showing you his moves. Watching your amazed and fucked out face was his favorite part of fucking you.

F- Favorite Position

He loved them all tbh.

He liked to experiment with a lot of different positions, getting bored pretty quickly.

But his tried and true is missionary.

He got to watch your face react to his every maneuver, kiss your neck to mark you up as his territory as he whispers in your ear sweet praises

“Good girl, kitten.” “So good for me.” “You feel so good, baby”

Also your luscious breasts were front and center for him to stare at as he pounds you ooooooooo.

G- Goofy

Yeah soo.. Shoto is a little serious. A little too serious in fact.

Once when you two were making out he lifted you up, trying to carry you into your room as he bumped your head on the door frame.

God it was like you were on life support or something

He apologized a million times, blaming himself as if he severely hurt you.

You just giggle and kiss him in hopes it’ll shut him up and calm his worrying. You knew it was just an accident.

H- Hair

He kept himself pretty trim, not really liking having a lot of hair on his body, for the exception of his arms and legs. He couldn’t help that he was a hairy guy (I imagine Endeavor being a lil hairy under his hero costume soo genetics?)

I- Intimacy

he’s such a hopeless romantic it’s adorable.

he dotes on you the whole time, ensuring he’s not hurting you too much

would kiss you over and over again

wants to you be comfortable at all times.

in moments like these you’re the only thing that matters.

J- Jack off

If for whatever reason he’s away, he always calls you.

“I need you baby, what are you wearing right now?” He’ll ask, no matter if he’s in an important meeting or away on business, if he’s horny he’s horny.

Needs your voice to help him through his orgasm.

Loves to facetime when he’s away so he can see your face and your body.

“Yes, god Y/N you’re so perfect. Bend over for me.. yes..” He groaned, sloppily palming away at his length as he comes to his climax.

K- Kink

he’s got a lot sksksns

definitely a fucking dom

loves telling you what to do, always calling the shots in bed most of the time

Loves pet names, “baby girl” “kitten” “princess”

overstimulates you sometimes just to see you squirm under him, the sick bastard.

high key a sadist.. he’ll never openly admit to that tho

L- Location

anywhere, surprisingly.

If you two were out with friends and he felt an urge to taste you, he’d simply say you two are going to the car to get something, only to start having sex with you in the back seat.

Fucks you in his office

Fucked you in his childhood bedroom once as a fuck you to his father. haha.

down for whateva.

M- Motivation

one thing that always got him going was you acting coy. Like you don’t know that what you’re doing is turning him on.

You lean a little more, your blouse unbuttoned so he can see your ample cleavage.

“What do you mean, Sho?” You bat your eyelashes, smirking at him as you watch his face turn red.

“Fuck Y/N, don’t be cute. You’ll be sorry when we get home.” He would hiss at you, secretly not wanting you to stop teasing him.

He loved your sexy ass.

N-No

he hated excessive hitting or pain play.

he was always too scared to hurt you, knowing he could by mistake at any given point.

he just won’t hit you.. so don’t ask.

O- Oral

he loved sloppy, degrading head from you.

fucks your throat sometimes, loves hearing you gag.

when he gives you head though, he’s relentless.

he wont stop until your sobbing, begging him to fill you as he ate you out, shallowly fingering you with one finger to make you.

“Aw.. look at you. So desperate. You want me inside you, kitten?” UGHHH

P- Pace

depends on the situation or what mood he’s in.

when he’s making love to you, his pace is slow and methodical, wanting to savor the moment

however when you’ve been bad... FUCK

he’s gonna pound you into the mattress until you’re a fucked out mess underneath him, begging him to slow down so you can catch you breath

“Don’t cry now, princess. You had so much mouth earlier.” He would mock you, smirking at your weakened state. Yall I-

Q- Quickies

as much as he loved taking his time with you, quickies were something that were quite vital for you two.

Shoto was always busy with something as he always kept himself occupied to provide for you two.

Whenever the opportunity arises, you two strike while the iron’s hot

R- Risk

Shoto likes to explore every aspect of sex, so that leaves for lots of room for exploration.

Finding new spots to touch and lick and suck on.

He loved taking risks if it meant he got to listen to your sweet moans.

S- Stamina

uhm.. yes.

he had a fuck ton, you often cumming multiple times before he did.

“I hope you’re not tapping out on me. I’m not through with you yet.” He would coo to you, urging you to yet another orgasm.

he almost felt bad for you, as you twitch and shake overstimulated from his stamina being filled to the goddamn brim.

T- Toys

he used them on you a lot.

loved little bullet vibrators, they were so handy in helping him send you into a frenzy.

one night he had made you squirt when he used one on you as he fucked you senseless.

“Ooh I know you’ve got some more in there for me, kitten. Be a good girl and do that again.”

he also liked to watch you fuck yourself with a dildo.

he found it pretty easy to degrade you as he watched you try mimic his thrusts with it.

“You wish that was me don’t you, kitten? Too bad.”

U- Unfair

he totally LOVES teasing you

in public especially, loving to see you flustered and speechless as you try and talk to others.

“What’s wrong, princess? You seem a little hot.” He’d say, caressing your inner thigh under the table at dinner.

V- Volume

todo isn’t very loud in bed.

he’ll grunt and groan against your skin has he fucked you

definitely cussing a lot under his breath and whispering praises or obscenities in your ear as he took you.

“Ugh..baby. You feel so good.” “You’re mine..all mine.” “Shit, you’re so wet.”

W- Wild Card!!!

todoroki’s favorite memory of one of your ventures was when he had you bent over the kitchen sink. he didn’t think you could cum that hard around him, the feelings almost sending him into his own release.

he loved when you wore dresses to give him easy access to your pussy.

loved fucking you in them, something about pulling it up to reveal you cheeky little panties made him feral.

X- X-Ray

todoroki is PACKIN okay?

i don’t imagine him being extra long, but he had really nice girth

still to this day you’re left speechless when he pulls that glizzy out his boxers.

Y-Yearning

shoto loves you.. like a lot.

everything you do kinda sends him into a frenzy, wanting you right then and there.

he wants sex pretty much all the time, I think the only time he’s not horny is when he’s working.

Z- Zzz

you always fell asleep first, being that shoto wears you the fuck out

he liked to watch you sleep, leaving soft kisses all over your face.

“I love you, Y/N.” He’d whisper, holding you close as he drifted off to sleep with you. AWWWW

whew this shit took longer than I thought. hope yall liked this. i’m finally starting to write about more characters other than my baby daddy katsuki. bye!

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bored-mumma · 3 years

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Thor Odinson - Fluff alphabet

MASTERLIST

A = Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other?

Thor found your bravery unbelievably attractive. It would never matter who you were up against, you always gave it your all and never ever backed down. He admired that about you.

B = Baby. Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

He wouldn’t mind children. His entire life he had always yo-yo’d between wanting them or not but he believes now he’s finally made the decision to have them. Having a son or daughter to carry on the family name and to pass on his wisdom, it sounds like a dream.

C = Cuddle. How do they cuddle?

His arm beneath your head, you using it as a pillow. You would cuddle into his side as he uses his other hand to stroke shapes onto your skin.

D = Dates. What are dates with them like?

Very, very rare. Thor wasn’t particularly keen on actual dates. You would more just spend your evenings together watching the telly or going for walks. Its very simple but rather intimate moments, although not technically dates.

E = Everything. You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

You are my reason to smile.

F = Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love?

It took Thor a little while to realise his feelings for you. He would love to admit it was love at first sight but it wasn’t. He always thought you were very good looking, very kind, very intelligent. But it did take Thor nearly a year to realise that he doesn’t just like spending time with you because you’re a good friend of his. He realised he could never stop thinking about you and when you said someone had asked you for a drink, a wave of jealousy went through him - Making him finally realise his love for you.

G = Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how?

He’s always gentle with you. He knows his strength and will always be careful. Not just physically though but emotionally or verbally too. Even if Thor is extremely angry or upset, he��ll never yell at you. He’ll never speak harshly or say things he may regret. He’s a gentle giant.

H = Holding Hands. How do they like to hold hands?

Gently with your fingers intertwined.

I = Impression. First impression/s?

He didn’t really notice you much. You were just another Stark employee hired to help the Avengers as much as possible. It wasn’t until the both of you had to work pretty closely for a mission that Thor really started to notice you.

J- Joker. Are they into pulling pranks?

Not particularly. He’ll joke around with you and have fun but actual pranks he’s not too keen. Probably a side effect of growing up with Loki as a brother.

K = Kiss. How do they kiss?

He usually gently holds your chin in his large hands, lifting your face to look at him. He’ll start off gently dragging his lips against yours but will quickly turn more needy.

L = Love. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

You did. You were always the more forward one in this relationship and had no problem admitting you were utterly in love with the God. At first, Thor was taken back at your vocalised love but it only took a moment for him to return it

M = Memory. What’s their favourite memory together?

When he brought you to Asgard to meet his family - more importantly, to meet his mother. He would never admit it but he was desperate for her approval. Which of course, she gave. Watching you and his mother happily chatting, speaking of your mutual admiration of Thor and of each other, made his heart swell with pride.

N = Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?

Not so much on Earth as he doesn’t have much money. But when you go to Asgard? oh my god. Everyday is a new outfit for you to wear with matching accessories and shoes. Everyday is a new bath scent for you. Everyday he’ll bring you books, flowers, food, art, jewels. You always try to return the favour but Thor is definitely the God of gift giving.

O = Orange. What colour reminds them of their other half?

Red. His signature colour that you started to wear a lot when you began dating seriously. Thor will always buy you some red roses or red earrings because the view of you wearing his colours is one he’ll dream of with a smile for the rest of his life.

P = Petnames. What petnames do they use?

My dear or my Darling are the most common.

Q = Quaint. What is their favourite non-modern thing?

Horse riding. It’s a very normal thing to do on Asgard but on Midguard its a little less modern.

R = Rainy Day

Thor loves the rain! He bought an extra large umbrella to hold for you both when you go for a rainy day walk. He finds them so peaceful and enjoys your company.

S = Sad. How do they cheer themselves/others up?

His sadness tends to turn into anger. When that happens he’ll throw himself into battles and take it out on anyone on the opposite side. You will always try to help him, to get him to talk. But sometimes you just need to allow him to get on with it in the way he deems fit.

T = Talking. What do they like to talk about?

He loves to learn about you and your culture. Not just that but loves just hearing about you in general. Every evening he’ll ask how your day was and unlike most people, he’s honestly interested in what you want to say.

U = Unencumbered. What helps them relax?

Thor adores you playing with his hair. He’ll sit on the floor with you sat on the chair behind him and rest his head on your thighs. Dragging your nails across his scalp, you’ll style, plait and play with it as it relaxes you too.

V = Vaunt. What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

His history. There is nothing he loves more than telling people tales of the glorious battles he’s fought or of the amazing planets he’s visited. Tales you will never get tired of hearing.

W = Wedding. When, how, where do they propose?

He had planned the perfect proposal. He took Clint with him to find a ring - him being the only Avenger with a long, successful marriage. He planned a romantic day of your favourite things only to return home with your living room to be filled with your favourite flowers. That is when he would get down on one knee.

You however had other plans. Three days before the amazing day Thor had planned, you two were cuddling in bed when you looked up at him, saw the love in his eyes and decided right then and there to say. “I think we should get married.” Thors eyes widened as he grinned, a sign that you two were on the same page. “Will you marry me, Thor?”

X = Xylophone. What’s their song?

Falling - Harry Styles.

Not that Thor will admit to many people he actually really adores that song.

Y = You. You are the ___ to my ___ (e.g. the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You are the thunder to my lightening.

Z = Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what would they get?

Thor might want a cat but he really doesn’t care much. If you want one, go for it but he’ll never ask for one.

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