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we-stan-fiction · 10 months

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Dialogue prompts:

(Please note that I came with them at very random times so please ignore anything that doesn't make sense or is just plain weird)

1. "Why are your feet naked?" "It's called barefoot, you weirdo."

2. "What! I panicked...I followed my instincts!" "Your instincts are ridiciously wrong!!"

3. "You surrendered to a dog?!"

4. "Why is he bleeding?" "You said keep him alive. You never said anything about shooting." "It goes without saying." "Hey! I tried but he was being annoying!"

5. "What? From where I was standing, it was a good idea." "You were out of earshot!"

6. "Are you okay?" "I was just impaled by someone's grandmother, what do you think?!"

7. "Look at you, been here for less than a week and you already blackmailed 2 guys, kidnapped someone and even stole a burrito."

8. "I leave you with the guy I kidnapped for an hour ,and you untie him and give him tea and cake?!"

9. "Did you really have to traumatise the cat?"

10. "Damn you, moral compass!"

11. "The question is, how did you know?.. oh, no. You didn't, and I just told you everything, didn't I? I really need to get better at this interrogation thing."

12. "I'm here to save your sad little ass." "Hey! My ass isn't little. It's.... average size."

13. “The world needs more people like you.”

14. "Will you act your age!”

15. "Do it or die trying!"

16. "So That's where you draw the line?!"

17. "The phrase 'Ignore it and it'll go away' doesn't apply to bullet wounds!"

18. "You are very kidnappable." "Thanks... I guess?"

19. "When this is all over, remind me to block your number." "You don't have my number." "Then give it to me so I can block it later."

20. "She's one of my best agents." "The one who flung herself off the roof?" "I don't know what the hell that was, she's usually not that stupid!"

21. "Oh, Thank God you're alive! Now I can stay mad at you."

22. "Fine? You can't even walk in a straight line!" "I can, I just... choose not to."

23. "What are you gonna do? Whisk me to death?"

24. "At last, we meet again, my nemises." "You are talking to a straw." "Stay out of this."

25. "You are unusually kind today, it's unsettling."

26. "Not all those who wander are lost, but not me. I'm definitely lost and going around in circles."

27. "That is waaay above my pay grade." "I don't think they'll be paying you again anyway, you're pretty much getting fired once they find you."

28. "Where are you?" "Walking your goat." "I don't have a goat?!" "Then what's on the leash?!"

29. "And you. This isn't over, I'll mess with you later."

30. "He'd never kill someone just because, there's definitely a good explanation. He's not a shitty person" "nope, I'm just a shitty person."

31. "For the last time, we don't kill people unless it's absloutely necessary. You better have a good reason why you did it." "I do-" "spite isn't a good reason." "Then I don't"

32. "What did you do?" "Nothing you can't get me out of jail for!" "Not again!"

33. "There will be hell to pay! But I'm really busy these days so maybe next month."

34. "What are you doing?" "I'm done being kidnapped."

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citree · 1 year

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Blorbos from my shows.... ☂

#myart #artists on tumblr #umbrella acedmy #the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #alison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #dont ask me about the perspective on any of this its a doodle im desperately trying to defeat my art block #i think about these dorks constantly....#hargreeves family #allison hargreeves #hargreeves siblings

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https-hargreeves · 5 months

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Allison (gets a call): Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your kid…

Allison: Claire?!

Kidnapper: What? No, your son

Allison (relived but confused): But I don’t have a son

Kidnapper (becoming frustrated): The who is the brunet kid who asked me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then cussed us out when we didn’t have it?!

Allison: Oh my gosh they have Five!!

Five: I’m right here

Allison: Oh okay good!

Allison:…

Allison: OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE KLAUS!!

#allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #number five #number one #number four #number seven #number six #tua incorrect quotes #tua #sparrow academy #umbrella acedmy #the umbrella academy

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raiisakitsune · 1 year

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Luther: are you seeing someone?

Klaus: do you mean a therapist, a boy or a ghost?

#gonna have to be a bit specific there luther #tua #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #umbrella acedmy #tua incorrect quotes #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

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bluesyjean · 9 months

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Am I the only one who likes to explain away the himbofication of Luther and Diego, and some of the more questionable sibling decisions of s3 especially, with 'time travel messes with your mind'? Sure, Five and Lila are used to it, but the rest of the siblings aren't. After two jumps let's just say their brains aren't functioning like they used to.

Makes everything that grates you in s3 so much more tolerable, I promise.

#tuamre #tua #I'm not as negative about s3 as most #it has some really great character moments #but it's hard to see luther's progression as character growth tbh #for example #he's just so dumb in s3 #let's call it time travel brain and be done with it #the umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy

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navya04 · 1 year

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what is going on 😭

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to-be-sentenced · 2 years

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I think my favourite part of the Umbrella Academy is it doesn't lampshade anything. The characters are either too dumb and or too used to the weird shit going on so it's a constant game of "Yes and" that has gotten madly out of control.

Like Five could walk in and say; we need to find 50 gallons of milk to stop the end of the world and no one would question it. No one would do it: they're all too busy with their own subplots and stupidity but no one would question it.

It just lets you enjoy the ride rather than being embarrassed about what it is and I love that.

#umbrella acedmy #luther hargreeves #deigo hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua

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myfandomistingling · 2 years

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#umbrella acedmy #sparrow academy #netflix #luther hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #memes #funny #tua memes #tua #tua shitpost #tua s3 #tua rant #tua spoilers

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worldgreatestarchersimp · 1 year

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Dating the Hargreeves would include

Navigation | Umbrella Academy Masterlist

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

The Hargreeves x gn!reader

Lila Pitts x gn!reader

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Gifs are not mine

English is not my first language

A/n: Guess it looks like I´m starting to write again. So my requests are open again. But trought my time and school schedule it could take some time, because I´m also having big exams comming.

Luther Hargreeves

You love hearing stories about his life on the moon. He mostly thinks that his stories are boring but you assure him that you like them.

Since he lived on the moon you are his first everything. maybe not his first love Like in everything. First kiss, first time, ... Because of that felt insecure. He tought you would leave him because of this.

He was also scared how you´d react of his condition. He kept it a secret until Diego told him to tell you.

You were shocked at first but you didn´t mind one more reason to hate his dad

He´s the biggest softy and very protective over you.

He alwyas takes you out to cute picnics.

Diego Hargreeves

Let´s say he has type: badass people

You both meet in the box club.

He teaches how to throw knives

You both are gym rats. And always competion each other.

He´s trying so hard to be the ´Alpha-Male´ but fails miserably.

You and him annoying the rest of the family with prankwars

He´s a big cocky wannabe who shamelessly flirts with anytime and everywhere.

His love language is physical touch. He´s a big sucker for cuddling and doesn´t if he is big or little spoon rigth now.

You are saving him from from stupid actions and descision he might would do.

Allison Hargreeves

Fighting with her together against rasicm (it does not matter if you´re black or white or idk)

Raising Claire together. Spoiler alert she absolut loves you.

Being always on your side. We are not supporting S3 Allison inthis household

Finding Luther weird. Not for his condition. but for hid behaviour towards your girlfriend.

Finding her power extrem cool. But after hearing that faked her whole life with her power, the first big fight began. She assured you she wouldn´t do that to you and only did it to het ex because she tought she was a failure.

You wanted to believe her but you were scared that you were also in her curse or whatever it got called.

It was suprisly Luther who brought you two back together.

Klaus Hargreeves

Spontaneous roadtrips somewhere in the world.

You are the only person who knows he´s non-binary.

You both are the funny duo everyone is annoyed of. Like recreating memes at midnight or laughing always by just looking at each other.

You´re taking his drug problemn serious and helping him to sober up.

You are his second and hopefully last love.

Going shopping and catwalking the new clothes all over the hous just to annoy his family more. The only one who seem to enjoy it is ghostie Benerino.

He tells you at random momtents how much he loves you.

Viktor Hargreeves

He had massive trust issuses at first thanks to that bitch

To his birthday you bought him a violin, so could find peace in his playing again. But he got lowkey scared to end the world again. But he tried it anyways one night. When you heard him playing it was so beautiful. Since then he plays every night for you.

You comfort him after his nightmares.

Teaching him some self-defense.

Growing from hating Luther to liking loving him. And starting to hate Allison.

He teaches you how to play violin.

You are always reading to him, because he likes your voice and it comforts him but this little bean sleps always in

Lila Pitts

SARCASM

Your realationship is full of sarcastic comments. What confussed the Hargreeves and other people.

You are the only one she trusts after hearing, that her ´mother´ killed her parenets.

You two meet, because you were her mission, but she fell for you. So your realationship started with trust issues.

Suprisly it was Five who got you both together and played wingman.

She´s very cocky, but so are you. One thing she loves about you.

Teaming together upwith Five, because he´s the only one who´s not a man-child, acording to you.

She´s saving you from stupid actions and descision you might would do.

#umbrella acedmy #umbrella academy x reader #tua #tua x reader #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #viktor hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader #allison hargreeves x reader

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we-stan-fiction · 11 months

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Human

Pairing: Five hargreeves x Reader

Warnings: mentions of death, blood, a breakdown and possiblity of self harm(and i think that's it)

Summary: Five and reader work together for the commission, and reader recounts the first time Five showed her his human side.

(I have no idea how it turned so dark so fast but here we are)

The first time you've ever thought of Five as human or anything that isn't just a killing machine was the first time he hugged you.

You were on a mission and it wasn't an easy one, you were covered in blood after a carnage. many people had died that night and, you sustained some minor cuts. Five wondered how were doing. He knew how killing tends to put a strain on the soul which made him wonder if this particular mission was the one to finally break you.

When you walked into your hotel room. Five was eyeing you, half expecting you to start breaking things or crying or show any sign of just being human. But you weren't you were very quiet, walking slowly with your head on. It scared him more than he'd like to admit. He knew even though you were strong you should be reacting to what just happened. He finally broke the eerie silence.

"Are you okay?"

There was a delay in your response, "Yeah. I just want to shower." You sounded down, exhausted but still no emotions.

He blocked your way. "Hey, You're going to be okay." But you didn't say anything. That's when he finally hugged you. He hugged you like you weren't just covered in blood. He didn't react to the smell, he just held you. You felt his strong arms around you. At first, you didn't react nor try to put your arms around him. You couldn't support your weight much longer. You felt so. Much. Pain. There is no way I will survive this, you remember thinking. You closed your eyes hoping to drown out the thoughts. But it only made things worse. You saw it all replay in your head. The terrified faces, the screams, the 'please don't kill me', and Oh, God the kids, the kids you slaughtered was the worst part of it all. You keep hearing their voices and screams in your head.

"You're okay, everything's gonna be okay." Five's voice was pulling you back to the present. You hadn't realised you'd been screaming. You were screaming until your throat was raw. You were wriggling out of his grip but he held you regardless. He knew how badly you could hurt yourself right now if he lets go of you. "Breathe." He reminded you. He never asked you to stop screaming or to be quiet. But, you did. When you could no longer scream. You started hyperventilating. "That's okay. That's okay. Let's breathe." He said, Trying to get you to slow down your breathing. He slowly rubbed your back in circles.

Then, You sobbed into his embrace as he held you. Supporting both his weight and yours. You were on the ground, a tangle of limbs. He was keeping your upper body upright. You hadn't realised how strong he actually was until now. He looked like a child. But he was surpisingly strong. When you could no longer do anything at all. No screaming, no sobbing. Just slient tears. He lets go of you with one hand to tuck the hairs sticking to your face behind your ears. "It's gonna be okay."

When you've got no more tears left. You slump against him. Closing your eyes, this time it was only darkness.

"Let's get you cleaned up." He says softly, you were almost sure if you weren't leaning on him, you wouldn't have heard him. He carries you to the bathroom. Setting you down in the bathtub.

#five #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #umbrella academy diego #five x reader #whump prompt #whump writing #caretaker #gotg vol 3 #whovians #skye ward #umbrella acedmy luther #umbrella academy victor #umbrella acedmy ben #umbrella academy klaus #umbrella academy allison #umbrella acedmy #pogo

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incorrectklaus · 1 year

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Klaus: Hey Diego, have you ever considered becoming a magician?

Diego: What? Why would I become a magician?

Klaus: Because you could finally learn how to make Dad's disappointment disappear.

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https-hargreeves · 6 months

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Klaus: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Ben: I was afraid of Viktor for more reasons than that.

#victor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #tua #the umbrella academy #sparrow academy #umbrella acedmy #number seven #number one #number four #number five #number three #number six #number two

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sam-blackbird · 3 months

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An analyse of Umbrella Academy s4's posters (beware of s3 spoilers, ofc)

Hi! Today, the official Umbrella Academy Instagram account published season 4 posters, and since I'm very excited about this, I'm gonna try to analyse the posters, or what I can tell about them.

It's going to be long so grab a snack if you want / can, put on a cool playlist, and let's dive down! I'm going to do it poster by poster, in the order it was posted, from the oldest post to the newest (so not in numeral order).

We can notice that the characters are cut in two, the Portal way.

Anyway. First of all: Viktor !

Ngl, I had a moment when I saw he had the masculine uniform.

But past my joyful moment, my mind went racing so fast I couldn't keep it down, I had to share my thoughts (even if there may be only one person reading me, but whatever).

First thing first, it's interesting that the first one isn't Luther but Viktor, who is, the main character of the show (or at least, that's how I see it). Or a least the most important one. (if the last scene is Viktor ending his reading of his new book, about his siblings, not only would it be a fucking good epanadiplosis but it would make me cry the hell out of me)

After all, the show open with him, following him. And nothing would happen if it wasn't for him. He's the one trying to get the family stick together, and (unwillingly) starting apocalypse (twice or thrice, shit happens).

Let's focus on the poster now. On the left, we have a clothing reminding us of the Umbrella Academy days, or rather the "how it was before the show", except they are adult, and Viktor is here shown post-transition (and not pre-, as he was in the first two seasons). What does that mean? Fuck if I know. That being said, I think it have its importance (if they wanted to put children instead, they would have, wouldn't they?). However, we can note that he is not wearing neither the boy shorts (nor girl's skirt, for obvious reasons), but some secretly third option, aka a grey pant (is it the sport pant?). He is standing out himself, as a trans man (not wearing a skirt, yet not wearing the boy uniform either, as if he wasn't fully in that category somehow? idk).

Viktor's posture is straight (lol), and I associate it with being calm, obedient (he listen to everything Reginald says (ex: take these pills), and since Reginald is perceived as a father figure, it makes sense that Viktor wants to obey him, maybe hoping he (Viktor) will be loved and recognized as valuable). And also with being like a puppet. Or a muppet. The point is: He's not free of his movement, he doesn't have free will.

His face doesn't look happy. Nor sad. Just... neutral. He's just... there.

On the right, we can't see his face, yet his posture seems way more relaxed! He's wearing casual clothes, more modern ones, adapted to the world without powers they're now seems to live at the end of season 3.

His looks reminds me of the one of Tyler Ronan from Tell Me Why, a game by the studio Don't Nod (I fucking love that game). Both characters are trans man.

(This are pictures of Tyler. I had to restrain myself because we're not here from ma boi Tyler) (I have way too many pictures of that icon)

Anyway. Casual clothes. Blue, like the uniform. I won't analyse that, this post is already long enough.

Tbh, I haven't saw again the last episode of season 3, so I don't remember if it was the clothes they were wearing or new ones.

Also, Viktor is holding an umbrella in his right hand, probably a reference to the Umbrella days. Like, it's a part of him, he can't leave it behind, he physically have it with him (even if he doesn't have the power).

And the Umbrella is closed, unlike the ones from the previous seasons's posters.

Like, season 2's were opened (and full), and season 3's were opened and damaged (and they were hiding the protagonists' faces, showing implicitly the influence of the academy on them).

Next one, Luther !

We almost can see his face on the right!

But anyway, let's start by the left. Luther is walking, straight, in what could be either a military walk or a relaxed one (? don't quote me on this please, I can't explain). His posture screams "confidence" and "I'm number one, I'm a leader, follow me!". Or something like that, I'm no posture reader, just someone who watched way too much police and detective shows. He's wearing the Umbrella uniform (and it's so fucking weird to see it on a grown ass man!). His hair are cut short.

On the right, he's wearing a more casual look. There's something going one with his arm muscles, but I can't be bother to search what. His hair are longer than on the left. He is wearing gloves and an umbrella, and walking shoes. His umbrella is cutting his name (does it have some symbolism? Maybe.)

He's still wearing blue (like Viktor), even if it's a different kind of blue (and it kinda fit him).

Nothing more to add. (yes, I have my favorites, and despite liking Luther, I won't kill my eyesight anymore than necessary for details).

Next! Diego!

Let me preface this by saying that it's so fucking weird to see him in that uniform. On the left, he's walking like a good little soldier, following the leader.

On the right, he's the embodiment of a relax guy who can (and will) definitely yeet you out of the picture if needed. He's not wearing anything casual. It's more like a killer / soldier clothes, with his precious knifes.

DOES HE HAVE A MUSTACHE????

He's holding the Umbrella on the shoulder, as if he can't be bothered with it (and/ or he's gonna use it as a weapon).

Next! Not number 3, but the one who's linked to Diego! Lila!

Love that she's officially "Lila Hargreeves".

The left outfit is like the one she had in season 2 when she was with the Handler and stuff about her past was revealed (so interesting and meaningful choice of outfit). Her heels are thin, as if she wasn't stable (with her life situation and all).

Yet, on the right, her heels are thicker, more stable to move (she's more free to go).

Her clothes are modern and the flowers fit her really well, I might say. Her hair are put up, like the active badass woman she is. They're brown again, and not white/ blond anymore, it's more natural (I can't really argue, my hair are currently pink).

She overall looks like a business woman, with a casual chic.

She too, is holding an umbrella, which make her fully part of the family. She hold it casually.

Next, another girl: Allison.

Ngl, I'm no big fan of hers, so this will be short.

On the left, she's confidently wearing her UA (Umbrella Academy) uniform. Her hand move don't really feel natural (saying this as someone who sometimes draws human beings). Her hair are like the one from season 1.

On the right, she looks like a business woman and a mom. Her posture looks aslo determined, while relaxed. She have business to do, and no one will stop/ prevent her from doing so!

Girl power and all that.

(I'm trying, I really can't stand how her character was wrote during season 3)

Neeeeext! Let's go with one of my fav, Klaaaaaaus!

I have to say, it is criminal that a) his hair are short on th right side (loved his long hair) and b) where's the skirt?! He slayed in it! Anyway.

On the left, his walking looks very mechanical, as if he was a machine, a robot (lol) (I won't do any joke about Grace). Yet, his posture his not natural (no one walks naturally torso in one way and legs in another, if that makes some sense) (that reminds me kinda of the extravagant way drag queens walk on the runaway, for shows, but I may be extrapolating a little).

His eyes are closed. Why are his eyes closed? I'm scared. His face is still like the one of a dead person. Resigned. Accepting his fate. But after all, Klaus had always been closed to death, more or less metaphorically speaking, as he can see ghosts (= dead people, or what remains of them).

His hair are all over the place, reminding the crazy days he had to get fucking blasted to avoid said ghosts.

Right side is colorful. He's beauty, he's grace, WHERE ARE HIS HAIR?! No but more seriously, cutting one's own hair symbolise change in many culture, and more specifically letting go of the past, embracing new beginnings, and/ or undergoing spiritual or personal transformations. I have no idea how to interpret that.

He seems to float, to ascend (plz don't kill him). He is bare foot (bare feet? idk) (fun fact: in the comics, he could only use his power when sober and with bare feet) (I won't go down the rabbit hole of barefoot symbolism and its link with death, I'm not mentally well enough to do that).

He his wearing a yellow coat with flowers (flowers, like Lila!). Yellow is associated with joy, fest, sun (and Klaus is a comic relief, a feel good sunshine character), and flower, life. (again, plz don't kill him)

What reinforce that idea of tragedy is that the umbrella he's wearing is the only one who isn't black: it's the umbrella he was holding during Reggie's funeral in s1. Plus, he's holding it with three fingers out. What's the meaning of three? Idk. Maybe it’s for Allison? Maybe it has a link with God (the Christian one)? Yk, Holy Trinity and all that. After all, doesn't Klaus met God (the little girl in the afterlife) regularly?

Does that look good or bad for Klaus? No idea.

Speaking about looking good, Ben is back, alive. I won' t go far enough to say "well", but he's alive.

On the left, he's standing straight, walking in a unnatural posture. Following only.

On the right, he bent (idk why tho). His clothes are casual (and looking alike the one Viktor had been wearing during s3). His umbrella also cut his name (like Luther's). He's a Vans' boy!

(please, no mustache for him)

We can't see if he's wearing glasses or not.

Last of the Hargreeves kids (if you count Lila as one, and if not, last one of the power-gifted Hargreeves): Five.

On the left, his posture is haughty. His hands are in his pants pockets. He know what he wants, he is very sure of himself, maybe because he thinks he is better than everyone (he can think that, given what happened) (some might even say he have a bratty attitude, but I'll answer, well have you seen him during season 1???)

(my personal theory is that he is bend forward to be smaller on the left than on the right)

On the right, he left the UA uniform for a more formal suit (some call it 'the grandpa / old man suit'). His hair are longer.

He's walking down like he had no shit to give anymore (he doesn't) and he's ready to throw hands (he totally his).

HOLY (S)HIT HE'S HOLDING THE UMBRELLA IN HIS RIGHT HAND! Why? Why is he te only one wearing the umbrella on the other hand? Is it to accentuate his difference with his siblings (+ Lila)? Is it to show how differently he see his time at the UA an how differenlty he uses his powers? I mean, given he didn't spend as much time in the UA as the rest of them, ofc his vision and perception of the UA is different. Even his vision of time is different.

And now.

BEWARE! THE REGINALD JUMPSCARE! (or is it scare jump? Anyway, I've been working on this post for more than an hour and a hlaf, plz be indulgent, it's late and the day had been long)

On the left, we see the whole umbrella for the firs time on these posters.

Reggie is wearing blue (reminding of the UA uniform). He is young looking, and seems well assorted (who tf have two jacket pockets on the same side tho?)

Edit: his suit is actually more lilac/ purple, which is a color hard to dye (so it costed a lot and was reserved for royalty / rich ppl) (before industrialization and the use of chemical products for clothes dye; and we know Reggie arrived/ was on Earth on 19th c., so during the industrialization)

On the right, he's old and wearing a brown suit. Brown can symbolize the Earth. Earth can provide and ppl are depend on it to eat and therefore survive. In a way, he was a Earth for his children, as they were dependent on him (does that makes him a good father? Absolutely not!). (that thought, of Reggie being a Earth, is funny given he is an alien / an extraterrestrial)

And if you put them all in order, you get :

(notice how Klaus's picture / posture melt greatly in Five's?)

And that's it! Damn, that was long. Don't hesitate to let me know what you think about all of that in the comment!

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