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https-hargreeves · 5 months
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Klaus: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Ben: I was afraid of Viktor for more reasons than that.
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crow-in-springtime · 8 months
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Had this been done yet?
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Oh well, now it has
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cheshire-silent-cat · 7 months
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A Pirate’s married life
Jun Guevara x female! Reader
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Author note: this is just fluff, I’ll go back to nsfw soon but for now enjoy this cute dynamic between you two. I hope you enjoy this really short story and please leave your comments and requests I’m open to them all.
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As soon as you and Guevara start living together as a married couple a lot of things in his life will need adjusting, some against his will, some he doesn’t really mind but ultimately he is trying his best to be the perfect husband for you so as long as it makes his love happy he would do it.
* The first and most important thing is redecorating, although guevara lives a very humble life giving a majority of his earning back to the community his home still looks like a tree house before you. This man had no time for colour coordination and he did not care if his interior looked good because until now he spent the majority of his time out on the sea. But to put it simply almost every aspect of his home was dark Oakwood brown, the ceiling, walls and floor seemed to match, and all the colours of the furniture clashed (green, red, blue, basically anything he looked at and bought for the sake of it).
Once you got his permission you got rid of almost everything in the house leaving the floors as the colour they were, then painting the ceilings white and the walls light grey, even though he wouldn’t boldly admit it he loved the change but he loved working with you to paint and redecorate even more, the furnitures now matched the colours of the ceiling and floor blending well with the environment.
Installing the furnitures took forever because your husband’s large hands prevented him from twisting smaller knots so you had to do it while he watched and then lifted the heavy object sometimes showing off by doing some bicep curls with the objects and winking at you or just lifting you and the object at the same time, it made no difference to him cause he always got a cute giggle out of you.
* The next thing you worked on was comfort, Guevara being a man of the sea was used to sleeping on a hammock without any sheets or anything bothersome for him to tidy up later, his room was quite empty because he was a busy man, switching to a Bed was a no brainier, the issue was finding a big enough bed for him that was also very sturdy for his body weight and when he wanted to have fun with his wife. Guevara might be busy and humble but you were built for the budgeting life so when you saw the prices of some of the beds you both decided to just build your own.
Well he fully intended to help but his big hands put him in the position of muscle, overall he was very impressed with your work, he had no idea your grandfather used to be a carpenter, and you had learned from him so much so that you had engraved carvings on the headboard to keep the bed interesting, and even though Guevara protested about getting the bed the loudest he ended up being the one that slept in it the most, his constant excuse being “well I can’t just let the hard work of my wife go to waste, I’m a good hubby” to which you always rolled your eyes before cuddling with him.
* Another thing you got to was hygiene, we have already emphasised how busy your husband is, being a very important figure in your community, he never had time for change and barely had time for himself, which is on if the reasons why he has always wanted a housewife, sure he is the type of man to obey his wife like a lost puppy led by a string, he is also the type of man that values housework never making the mistake of underestimating his much work goes into the maintenance of a home, he is grateful for you, all your actions makes him want to take care of you so well, spoil you rotten, I mean you have important duties in the community that come with being his wife (making you a half housewife) but you never failed to serve him freshly made breakfast in the morning before work, “Is this freshly squeezed…..where do you get the time to be such an amazing wife” he dotes “bye honey” you said kissing him and then walking out of the door.
What he wasn’t grateful for was you throwing his half dead toothbrush into a black bag you held like a beach cleaner, “ugh so much junk” you moaned getting tired of finding new things to throw out “hey, no I don’t like this” he protested but you did not listen, bending down to clear the cabinet, “I do love the view though” he chuckled, relaxing into the door frame. You threw the bag out with no mercy, cleaning the bathroom like it had been dirty in the first place, then you brought in a new bag organising new essentials that made Guevara nervous, a stack of white clean towels with face towels on the top, 2 toothbrushes and a ceramic toothbrush holder that cutely showed off your marital status, some small decor in the bathroom, cleaning essential for the cabinet under the sink, new soap, soap holder and even better quality sponges. “You are enjoying this aren’t you” he scoffed, “can you tell” you answered sarcastically, letting him kiss your hand, he has to admit your prepared state was very attractive.
* “I’m so bored” Guevara whined as you stared at the blue wardrobe in your room, opening it “no wait-“ an avalanche of clothes buried you, you quickly swam out, pulling out the rest of the clothes, he helped you move the wardrobe out of the house, installing a new one, same size, more organised compartments, better long lasting wood quality and a better design compared to the old one. “Since you are bored come and help me fold these clothes” you said patting the floor next to you from where you sat.
Out of everything he did with you to adjust to the married life, this has to be his favourite, just sitting close to you, folding clothes and talking about nothing that mattered that much, laughing with each other and sometimes stopping to play fight, even if the process of organising your shared wardrobe took forever and a part of the two of you wishes it could be like that forever.
* You both finally finished and looking at the final results Guevara would be the biggest liar on earth if he dude say he was happy with the results, wrapping his big arms around you he kissed your forehead “I’m so glad we did this, I love you so much” he said in his corny Casanova voice, if made you giggle a bit before facing him, a mischievous grin plastered across your face, you placed your hand on his shoulders looking into his handsome eyes “I love you too honey…..but what do you mean we, techno this was me, how ever I do have something for you to do” you said holding him by the wrist and leading him to the backyard.
“Babyyyyy I don’t want to do this” Guevara whined, looking to you for mercy, “if you be a big boy I’ll get you a toy, do you want a toy” you teased sarcastically sipping apple juice with a straw as you watched him. Placing his large masculine hands on the mower he pulled the string to get it started and began to drag it along the grass, a chore that he had been putting off since you both had been dating, you had begged him to just do it claiming that you couldn’t grow flowers in such a messy place only to recieve bouquets after bouquets of flowers, but at least now he was doing it and he was so focused about it to and you could have sworn that he kept glancing at you searching for a gaze of approval from your part, once done he dramatically laid on the floor acting as though he had just solved world hunger, in these small ways he was such a big baby, you walked over to him as he sat up, handing him a cold glass of juice and kissing his forehead, “so I did that good huh?” He asked teasing you, “yes you did, in fact you did so good I got you a toy after all” pointing in the far distance, Guevara stood up to look around, finding his precious hammock installed between two palm trees in his garden, with a hand knitted pillow adorning its comfy cozy beauty, overjoyed Guevara grabs a hold of you dipping you and placing a deep long kiss on your lips, he didn’t care who say because at the end of the day your husband was the type of man that expressed a lot of pda as much as he damn well pleased.
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lilypucks · 11 months
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number two coded image
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citree · 11 months
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The Diego mid-to-fave pipeline is so real
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mvshortcut · 3 months
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The Mysterious Benedict Society + dear-ao3 - Part 1
(next)
+ Bonus
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Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
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yumyumpod · 5 months
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halcarols · 2 years
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY: 02x09 || 03x05
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king-wilhelm · 2 years
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Diego and Klaus are just. Tweedledee and tweedledum. Dumb and dumber. Braincell no. 1 and 2. The rest of the hargreeves found out about the most important plot of this season much later because it never left the Klaus-Diego bubble. Even in previous the seasons u hear about stupid shit that *only* these two fools got up to. I'm honestly surprised they made it this far lmao. Think about it. Diego's great plan when Klaus "died" was to roll him up in a floofy carpet????? For what????
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halfblxvdprince · 6 months
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Let's talk about how badly the Hargreeves treat Diego. In the first season it was comical because Diego was annoying in a way with the hero thing. But in the second season they crossed the line. Diego was always there for his siblings, listening to their problems and helping them as he could with it.
In the first season Diego helped Klaus with the drug and Dave issue, even if Klaus wasn't very open about it, he knew his brother was bad and didn't let it go.
In season two he also spends his time listening to the problems of others, Luther, Viktor, Elliot, but the moment he decides to open up to his brothers and talk about Lila, they give him a look of disgust and are glad when the conversation is interrupted.
Add to that the whole "team zero" thing, which in my opinion is unnecessary but he was very enthusiastic about it because he wanted to see his family reunited, and the way no one said anything when Reginald kicked his pride. Auch that was really painful.
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baggy-holmes · 10 months
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posting a second one for the night & going to bed
send me something sweet to wake up to 🫶🏼
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https-hargreeves · 5 months
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(Police at the door)
Allison: Hello, officers, how can I help you?
Officer: We are looking for Mr. Hargreeves
Allison: Oh, is everything okay?
Officer: Actually no, Mr. Hargreeves broke the law. Is he here?
Allison: Umm, which Mr. Hargreeves?
Officer (impatiently): The one who recently committed a crime.
Allison (looking over her shoulder to see Five, Diego, and Klaus sprinting out the back door): I am going to need you to be more specific
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bluecurtainsart · 7 months
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Searching for the niche group that will enjoy some number two fanart
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deeskip · 1 month
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i love the idea of number two and rhonda being extra protective of mr. benedict, so he has to take his tea on the floor rather than at his desk
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ourgoddessathena · 2 years
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Diego : "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."
Y/N : "I think you mean cards."
Diego, pulling knives out of their sleeves : "No, I do not."
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