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Allison (gets a call): Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your kid…

Allison: Claire?!

Kidnapper: What? No, your son

Allison (relived but confused): But I don’t have a son

Kidnapper (becoming frustrated): The who is the brunet kid who asked me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then cussed us out when we didn’t have it?!

Allison: Oh my gosh they have Five!!

Five: I’m right here

Allison: Oh okay good!

Allison:…

Allison: OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE KLAUS!!

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Cha Cha: Number one, sing the opening to the song “I Want It That Way”.

Luther: Really? … Okay - you are my fire~

Hazel: Number two keep it going.

Diego: My one desire

Cha Cha: Number three.

Allison: Believe, when I say,

Klaus: I want it that way!

Hazel: TELL ME WH-Y

All: Ain’t nothing but a heartache!!

Hazel: TELL ME WH-Y

All: Ain’t nothing but a mistake!

Hazel: Now number fi-ve

Five(passionately): I never wanna hear you say~ I want it that way!

Hazel: Chills. Literally chills.

Cha Cha: It’s number five. Five is the mass Assassin.

Hazel: Oh my gosh I forgot about that!

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Klaus: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

Ben: I was afraid of Viktor for more reasons than that.

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Hazel (on the phone): We have him

Diego: Who?

Cha Cha: We have your brother, Five Hargreeves

Diego: Oh

Cha Cha: …Oh?

Diego: Yeah, you don’t have him. He has you. Good Luck!

Deigo: (hangs up the phone)

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(Police at the door)

Allison: Hello, officers, how can I help you?

Officer: We are looking for Mr. Hargreeves

Allison: Oh, is everything okay?

Officer: Actually no, Mr. Hargreeves broke the law. Is he here?

Allison: Umm, which Mr. Hargreeves?

Officer (impatiently): The one who recently committed a crime.

Allison (looking over her shoulder to see Five, Diego, and Klaus sprinting out the back door): I am going to need you to be more specific

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