Buttercup Cookies
So besties, what are our thoughts about the texture of a cookie made of raw chicken? (I'm not even going to speculate on the taste, because I'm sure it is godawful.)
Are we thinking like dried raw chicken jerky cut into buttercup shapes? Or are we thinking more cake pop style, with yellow fondant petals and yellow candy coating surrounding a ball of raw chicken and frosting?
Or perhaps they are like elven kisses and have an actual cookie base, but where the chorus fruit kiss would be, there is instead a glistening chunk of raw chicken meat?
Has Scar gone completely low-effort and merely converted one of his factory's machines to flatten chicken breasts and stamp out flower shapes, so that each "buttercup cookie" is merely a floppy and vaguely flower-shaped meat disc?
(At this point I spent several minutes searching Google for images that might fit the theme here, but after "raw chicken cookies" brought up no results and "chicken tartare" and "chicken sashimi" pictures made me want to throw up in my mouth a little, I have elected not to share any of them with you. You're welcome.)
Honestly, the biggest clue we get to the nature of the buttercup chicken cookie is the fact that Mumbo can't stop eating them, even though they are poisoning him. Even Grian noshes on more than one despite their poisonous payload. It has to be something that tastes worth eating, or at least that is moderately rewarding. I'm going to go with the headcanon that Buttercup Cookies are small, thin discs of dried uncooked chicken jerky, covered with some kind of sweet curry seasoning to give them a cookie sweetness and the bright yellow color. Still pretty gross, but the sort of thing you might pop in your mouth without thinking about it?
I dunno, any cookie chefs out there want to weigh in? Please feel free, I'll just be over here eating, I dunno, a salad or something. Yeesh.
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I just remembered that one time a classmate decided that it was a good idea to mix really spicy shrimp ramen with a bottle of pepsi max, and when they inevitably decided it was too disgusting to consume, my texture sensitive ass drank it for what was like, 20 buks in our currency and i didn't throw up even though it tasted exactly like vomit and even had the texture of vomit cuz of the leftover noodle pieces and the thick spicy ass shrimp broth
But 20 buks is 20 buks
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ok yknow what. as someone who was recently diagnosed with arfid I really wanna have a moment for all the picky eaters out there,, if ur a picky eater or just have really strong food opinions for any reason can you please tell me what’s a food that you absolutely fucking despise that will make everyone around you get weirdly offended and gasp in shock. like any really popular foods that you just cannot stand. I’ll go first I hate melty cheese and too much of it will literally make me gag!!!
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Some speculative hollow knight food
I am genuinely unsettled by this, it feels wrong
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What are Alfred's punishment recipes???
Pickle custard
Carolina reaper salsa
Milk in paper plates
Kale
TikTok tuna casserole
Boiled muffins
Arkham mush
Tomato jello
Dry beans on wet bread
Swear word soap
World War II rations
Well done steak
Uncomfortably warm water
Macaroni and bees
Invisible soup
Eating all his cookies in front of them
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18 filling her diaper to the point it drags behind her and defending herself that her bowels are sensitive cause of her baby.
"BWOOOOOOOOORP! Can you blame me? I'm on my fifth spitfire dinomeat burrito. You try holding it in when it takes 30 minutes to get out of your chair let alone walk to the bathroom! Besides I'm not the only one... Urp~ Bulma's got a whole line of "capsule corp "maternity protection garments" on the way, she's giving us all free samples... even asked us to model for it... she's really taking this fake pregnancy thing seriously. I don't know what she's gonna do in nine months when these food baby's are due." 18 belched and blushed as she followed along with the pregnant women on the TV doing stetches and exercises that only served to loosen her bowels even more.
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