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shiftythrifting · 2 days
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Crown Royal gnome someone made (would have bought if he wasn't $30) and a uranium glass bowl, found at Marion Antique Mall in Marion IL.
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spamsandsuch · 8 hours
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my acid theory is that one day i think spamton broke into queens mansion dressed as swatch (as in: his normal attire) and on its way to the basement he accidentally bumped into queen and was like "H H H HOW [[Howdy]] QUEENIE !!!! [Don't mind lil ol' me] JUST YOU R PAL BUTLER [[Easels]] I MEAN [[Ea-]] [Ea-] [[E] S W A T C H. MAKING HIS WAY. [[Through the corridor]]!!" and theres like a deadbeat silence until queen goes "Oh Hi Swatchie (Sip) (I Have A Drink Did You Know That) (Ho Ho Ho) Didnt See You there. Say Did You Get Shorter" and spamtons just sweating profusely and goes and goes "[[Erm, what the scallop]] I I I I [Eye] I F3LL INTO [[Story of Undertale]] ACID!!!!!!! LAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK MY [[Lower than heavenly]] AMAZING BODY [[Cause of Shrinkflation]] FROM THE ACID TUNNEL. AHEHHEHHAEHAHHAEHAHHAHAEHAE" and then theres another dead silence and queen goes "Oh Damn I Did Not: Know That. Ill Run A Diagnostic For That Thank You For Telling Me Swatchie Hope You Feel Better Soon" And Queen Oh Ho Hos and goes "See You Later Alligator" and scuttles away
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slique and spectril challenge each other to a drinking challenge and spectril gets absolutely CRUNK after two beers because he weighs 110 pounds at 6’ and slique is fine because he is a dwarf and resistant to posion
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prokopetz · 8 months
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I feel like folks who are disappointed that trying to escalate physical confrontations in Disco Elysium often results in Harry getting clowned regardless of how many points you put into physical skills are not fully grasping the "you are a middle-aged alcoholic with a heart condition who is currently experiencing the withdrawal symptoms of every drug" dimension of the game's premise.
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felsicveins · 4 months
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The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying
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canisalbus · 7 months
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✦ Tipsy ✦
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bamsara · 4 months
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Doodles for the Drunken Gods chapter in TROD
'sorry about accidentally reviving some memories and causing you to have a bit of a mental breakdown. do you wanna eat some pomegrante about it?'
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charlesoberonn · 7 months
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"Someody who's good at the economy please help me budget this burger. My family is dying."
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peri · 2 years
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one time on halloween my dad got piss drunk and started talking strictly in effortless rhyme. at one point while doing so, he started talking about his history in war. he has never been to war
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ
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thechekhov · 3 months
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My very not-exciting hourlies.... which I drew kinda late, but thanks to the magic of TIMEZONES I'm still within the limit!
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velichorus-k · 5 months
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A self-indulgent comic that plays fast-and-loose with the S1 finale because I have no idea how to work around that. Pages under the cut! Now with a second part.
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Only real issue I have with this is the pacing, but it was either rapid pacing or drawing twice as many pages lol. Hope its not a huge distraction anyway :)
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indigo-art · 1 year
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Narrator had wine once (1) now that he has a physical form and immediately became a wine mom cougar. Stanley is @mr-parable's cute man who Arthur is obsessed with.
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prokopetz · 1 month
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One of my favourite recurring tropes in children's and fantasy media is small, whimsical creatures randomly being depicted as extremely litigious. They're three apples tall and live in little mushroom houses and spend their time singing and dancing and making wine out of sunlight and morning dew, and then there's an Incident and suddenly they have judges and bailiffs and a thousand years of abstruse jurisprudence which they cite from a big book of statutes and precedents which is just regular size in human terms but is comically large to them. Like, where did all this come from? To all textual evidence there's like twelve of you – how do you have bureaucracy?
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halfelven · 5 months
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