#thorin is an idiot

[tetchy-frog]

Happy Pride Month!

This is also an early birthday present for myself I guess, since it’s tomorrow!

Gotta crawl out of the grave for Pride month and also Getting Older™️-

#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #thorin and company #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thilbo #thorin is an idiot #a flustered one! #Froje’s annual bday post #god that hand is so janky but listen I was sleepy okay?

[exhausted-blue-panda]

Wild Flowers and Lonely Mountains

Chapter 2: Over the Hill We Go

Bilbo finally makes that famous decision, except that Thorin is kind of a dick. But he doesn't mean any real harm...does he?

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #the hobbit bilbo #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #the hobbit fanfiction #thorin/bilbo #bilbo/thorin #thilbo #thorin is an idiot #bilbo is so done #au: female bilbo #tea and books

[thethorindorkenshield]

why do i even care? it doesn’t matter. it will never matter. you’re choosing a history of repeated abuse over someone who would do anything for you and try their hardest to give you and your child the best life possible. you’re choosing stupidity. you’re choosing your own death. he will hurt you and one day he might even kill you. i can’t fathom why you’re doing this when you know who he is and that he will always be shit and unworthy of you. i can never be happy. i catch a glimpse of it and then it gets ripped away from me, never to be found. how the fuck did i get here. how the hell am i supposed to go on after this. love is weakness. i won’t fall for it again. this heart will forever be locked away, i won’t allow it to be hurt anymore, it won’t survive another assault. no one will trojan horse their way in again. no one will be given the chance. i won’t allow myself to get close enough to anyone again. i meant it when i said it was you or no one. but maybe it’s in the way that means i won’t love again. purposely. she ruined me first but goddamn you burned what was left to the ground. how my heart is still beating i don’t know. i truly have no desire to be alive anymore, the pain is too much and i am too tired. i have no fight left, nothing to give. i have lost everything. i never thought i could be hurt worse than what she did to me, but life sure loves dealing me the shitty hands. let me believe i found it. my purpose. my heart. my soul. my very breath. my light in the darkness. my life. you were all of that. you are all of that. you will always be that. you don’t understand and you never will how much you mean to me and the lengths i would go to for you. i love you unconditionally and want nothing but the best for you. he’s not it. he will give you a life of misery. how you can’t see that after fourteen years i don’t know. you’ve destroyed me. completely. you win.

#thorin is an idiot #kyo is fucking stupid #personal

[shurikthereject]

A little sketch of an AU i had in mind for a while now. (Though this is mainly just a way to force myself to get better at drawing animals lol.)

So you guys know how Hobbits don't wear shoes? Well this is kinda the same thing except it's with pants. Hobbits are super confused why other races restricted their movements like that and think that pants are nasty uncomfortable things. The company was bewildered when Bilbo chased after them when they left Bag End with NO pants. Thorin being very embarrassed at this wouldn't look him in the eye and avoid him at all cost. Bilbo thinks he's still mad at him. Misunderstandings occur.

Anyway this sounded a lot funnier in my head. Let me know if y'all would like to see more sketched of them!

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #bunny bilbo #wolf thorin #misunderstandings #god i love these idiots #art #sketch #art wip

[morningnoodles]

trollshaw thorin doodles

#that scene is very near and dear to my heart i keep going back at the frames in them #idiot thorin is so precious to me please #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit fanart #my art ☆ #sketch

[the-sewerrats]

Yeah yeah hot and confident Thorin is great, big fan BUT ALSO

Thorin just being an absolute loser, no confidence, pathetic guy who’s spent his whole life moping and then suddenly he finds the love of his life. And Bilbo seems like a loser with all his fancy handkerchiefs and letter opener sword, but he’s actually so witty and has a charisma of like +4 who can say goodbye as an insult and somehow gets a dragon to talk to him cuz he’s polite.

I just think they’re so perfect for each other and I love this dynamic.

#let Thorin be the absolute loser that he is #the first time he told Bilbo he cared about him Bilbo thought he was being scolded #pathetic guy x charming idiot is such a good trope #shit I think that’s another thing that applies to gentlebeard #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin x bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

[fantasyinallforms]

Look at how much space Thorin had an entire open field. Plenty of room to go around Bilbo. But he doesn't, he walks right at him.

Now look a Thorin bumping into Bilbo. He leans into the tap. That was 100% intentional. He walked unnecessarily across an open field just to give his boyfriend a little body tap. For good measure here it is slowed down and zoomed in.

#bagginshield #smitten thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo Baggins #the hobbit #thilbo #I love these idiots #thorin x bilbo #deep dive

[xxsircharlesxx]

Thorin: *Staring at Bilbo from a distance*

Dwalin: *Walks up to Thorin*

Dwalin: What are ye doin’?

Thorin: Trying to figure something out

Dwalin: *Sees who Thorin’s staring at*

Dwalin: Ah- and what are ye trying ta figure out exactly?

Thorin: Why my chest feels warm around him and.. some other stuff *continues to stare at Bilbo*

Dwalin: *Looks at Thorin with raised eyebrows before looking away and shaking his head*

Dwalin: Mahal wept.. y’know what? Maybe if ye stare long enough you’ll figure it out eventually *walks away*

Thorin: *Looks on after Dwalin, confused, before looking back to Bilbo*

#Thorin is just confused #completely oblivious #and dwalin can’t believe how much of an idiot Thorin is #2+2 isn’t equalling 4 #thorin oakenshield #dwalin #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #the hobbit memes #memes #the hobbit

[trashcancalicojack]

Thorin: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Fili: Actually, we have three.

Kili: That way you can pick your favorite!

#thorin company #that's it #that was how it felt raising them #they are my idiots #the hobbit #incorrect quotes the hobbit #incorrect quotes #hobbit #fili and kili #fili durin #kili durin #thorin oakenshield #thorin

[ihobbit]

“But the most terrible agony many not be in the wounds themselves…”

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot. 

#hobbit #bilbo #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #thorin #thilbo #thorin oakenshield #ihobbit #love #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #fyodor dostoevsky #the idiot #my gifs #botfa

[tetchy-frog]

An Unexpected Comic: Director’s Cut!

Oh god where did the 24th page come from and why is it not in the master post where did I go wrong-

Anyways, here is the big long post with all 24(?) parts of An Unexpected Comic! At some point soon, I’ll be amending my Master Post since apparently something went wrong… until then, happy reading and thank you for being here!

P.s. Watching my art style develop so quickly is giving me whiplash :’}

#the hobbit #the hobbit au #the hobbit philharmonic au #thorin oakenshield #thorin and company #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #fanart #thilbo #the hobbit bofur #the hobbit fili #the hobbit kili #bimbo and whorin #thorin is an idiot #bilbo is sassy #they figure it out in the end #froje’s long posts

[thethorindorkenshield]

i wish someone would just take me out tbh. it would solve my problems and hers. i’m tired of feeling pain. i won’t do it myself, so i need someone to do it for me. am i danger to myself or others? no. should i spend some time as an inpatient? probably. do i have the ability to do that? no. no one will take care of my animals so. i’ll just continue to deteriorate.

i deserve better than you gave me but you’re all i want and i’m nothing. will always be nothing. she made sure of that years ago and the little confidence i gained with you has been blown away. i wish you nothing but health, safety and happiness but do not come running back to me when he starts abusing you again [though i would take you back in a heartbeat]. i tried to save you but you berated me and turned me away. i’ll mourn for you now and again when he kills you.

and when they ask why no one helped you or tried to save you, i will say i did, i tried, but it fell on deaf ears and your family and friends did not care enough. they will say they never saw it coming, but they’re lying, they know what he’s capable of, they just don’t love you enough to challenge you even when it causes you discomfort.

i can no longer beg you for a love that you are incapable of giving. it’s not your fault, my love is profound and challenges you to be better and do better for yourself, it’s too much for many. it’s too much for me but i cannot run away from myself. I know my own mental illnesses and neurodivergence causes communication errors and i was always willing to work on that and was apologetic when it caused arguments. it’s too late now for what ifs and could have beens, you’ve made your bed and i’m not in it. i cannot comprehend the whys or hows of you no longer wanting a life with me, but i can’t force you to choose me. not when i should be a first and only choice.

you’re love made me comfortable and safe and happy. i was allowed to explore who and what i am and as i began to discover myself, you left me, and now i’m wandering a terrifying road alone and with no direction. you were my light in the darkness. because of you, i made it through so much pain and suffering. my compass. my grounding line. my very heart and soul. who i become to get through this is someone i will not recognize. i hope i can come back to myself once the grief has passed enough. you will never know the depths of the pain and destruction you have caused in me, i do not wish that for you. you deserve the world and everything good in it, i hope you find someone else who will give it to you with no expectations in return and loves you unconditionally.

#personal #thorin is an idiot #kyo is too #i'm not okay

[lithdraug]

For all the bagginshield shippers out there...

Desolation of Smaug - The scene in the wine cellar of Thranduils halls....

Could we just hold on a minute and fu**ing talk about how Bilbo looks up at Thorin with desperately pleading eyes (as if the dwarves were annoying kids) and Thorin doesn’t hesitate one single second to tell his company to do what Bilbo says?! 

I mean, at that time they have literally known each other for about 5 months and this grumpy, handsome dwarf with trust issues doesn’t even think about questioning his hobbit. 

Nobody, really NOBODY can tell me that they’re not in love with each other! Even if they’re too dumb to notice.

So, please, let’s all take a second to appreciate the fact that Bilbo only has to put on his desperate puppy face and Thorin-“I-am-the-grumpiest-Being-in-Middleearth” obeys instantly <3

Bagginshield forever, fellows!

#thorin x bilbo #bagginshield #hobbit #dwarf #lotr #lovestruck idiots #tolkien #jrr tolkien #favourite ship #i will die for this ship #bagginshield forever #thranduils wine cellar #barrel #barrel rider #desolation of smaug #bamf bilbo baggins #bilbo baggins #bilbo baggins rocks #best hobbit ever

[venskih]

Hey everyone! I brought you bagginshield art. I've been drawing very little of these cuties lately, so I hope you enjoy this art🤲❤

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit #lord of the rings #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thilbo #illustration #sketch #fan art #art #idiots in love

[its-still-atlass]

Reading "A Passion For Mushrooms" for the first time........ When I tell you this fic is SO SCRUMPTIOUS??? I need to eat, sleep, breathe this fic. They're so oblivious? I can't believe Chrononautical is the second coming of Tolkien

#tolkien #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #the hobbit fanfiction #ao3 #a passion for mushrooms #shitpost #oblivious heart eyed mf x bumbling idiot in love #the artistry in the writing alone is so refreshing #im going positively feral

[wherethesunsails]

"why do you headcanon [character] as autistic and trans?"

*cartoonish loud blinking sound effect*

#because IM autistic and trans. idiot. #ok time to tag the blorbos #blorbo #blorbo from my shows #martin blackwood #bilbo baggins #fuck it #jonathon sims #remus lupin #james potter #while we're here #are we sensing the pattern yet #thorin oakenshield #regulus black #peter parker #matt murdock #okay thats enough i just wanted to give you guys a sense of scope #(all of them. its all the blorbos. theyre all trans and autistic.)