#completely oblivious

[xxsircharlesxx]

Thorin: *Staring at Bilbo from a distance*

Dwalin: *Walks up to Thorin*

Dwalin: What are ye doin’?

Thorin: Trying to figure something out

Dwalin: *Sees who Thorin’s staring at*

Dwalin: Ah- and what are ye trying ta figure out exactly?

Thorin: Why my chest feels warm around him and.. some other stuff *continues to stare at Bilbo*

Dwalin: *Looks at Thorin with raised eyebrows before looking away and shaking his head*

Dwalin: Mahal wept.. y’know what? Maybe if ye stare long enough you’ll figure it out eventually *walks away*

Thorin: *Looks on after Dwalin, confused, before looking back to Bilbo*

#Thorin is just confused #completely oblivious #and dwalin can’t believe how much of an idiot Thorin is #2+2 isn’t equalling 4 #thorin oakenshield #dwalin #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #the hobbit memes #memes #the hobbit

[flaccid-rats]

I keep an on-going list I call “Things I Did As A Kid That Really Should Have Made Me Realize I’m A Trans Man Sooner” and I would like to share it bc I think it’s funny as hell

constantly asking my mom what she would have named me if I was a boy (it was Benjamin, and the way I went ‘oh I kinda ike that’ every time really should have clued me in)

keeping my hair cut as short as I could get away with

Mulan was (and still is) one of my favorite movies and I’d keep rewinding the tape and just watch the Be A Man sequence over and over so many times that my parents told me to quit it bc they were tired of listening to the song

I straight up cried the first time my mom put makeup on me (it was for a middle school dance, for context. I was 13-14. You know, the age where most girls start wearing makeup) (my mom stopped trying to get me to wear makeup the second I started freaking out btw)

I wanted to do ‘boy things’ with my dad, specifically fishing and deer hunting but I couldn’t actually bring myself to kill a deer so I instead read comic books and watched superhero cartoons and other “boy shows” with my dad (we still sometimes rewatch og yugioh together tbh)

I was OBSESSED with spiderman

(I am still obsessed with spiderman)

every time me and my sisters played literally anything together I was always the boy/tomboy character

when we went clothes shopping for the new school year I went exclusively for jeans and t-shirts

I was always vaguely uncomfortable every time I wore a skirt/dress and I could never understand why but like. Makes sense now

one of my friends wanted to make a show (?) (idk I blocked out most of high school) and when they gave me my character my literal first thought was “I should make her a trans guy” (that REALLY should have clued me in)

pretended to smoke those stick hard pretzels like it was a cigarette bc that’s what my dad and uncle did (this was also when my dad quit smoking so like. Good on him for realizing he was being a bad influence with that one)

we had a wii and I kept making my mii character a boy

#like #in hindsight #I’m baffled I never put two and two together #for fucks sake my mom figured it out before I did #every so often I’ll remember something else I did #and I’m like #how did you go 17 years of your life #completely oblivious #how #trans man #transgender #it’s just comical at this point

[steddiehands]

I saw a post where there was a long haired boy in the VERY background of two scenes in ST (both with Steve in the forefront). And now I can’t stop thinking about a sitcom level plot, where Eddie VERY nearly misses seeing all the spooky shit happening in Hawkins. Like, he’s driving home in his van, sees Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington running away from something with a child in tow and just, does not see anything because he is BLASTING music. Dart steals his snacks multiple times and he doesn’t notice because he is high and he assumes they were never there to begin with. Him picking up the Russian signals, decoding them for fun and being annoyed that it doesn’t mean anything interesting, so he switches stations. Just, Eddie existing in Hawkins and being SO close to danger at all times and just never knowing it.

#and when they told him more he’s just ‘……excuse me? those Russian signals meant WHAT???’ #babygirling his way through the first three seasons #not a care in the world #completely oblivious #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson headcanons #eddie munson imagine

[acidheaddd]

👀

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims #crain legacy #lilith vatore #wolfgang munch #caleb vatore #in the back #completely oblivious #i didn't ask them to flirt either #i did confirm the baby lilith had was wolfgang's #but i didn't move him into the new save 'cause i couldn't be bothered #we'll see if it happens again............

[arcxnumvitae]

Meanwhile, Huaxiu:

"We will need to take enough guards with us to ensure Minglian's safety. I will also need to make sure I pack enough changes of clothes."

#{Dash Commentary #soraeia #completely oblivious #also-- Huaxiu has enough clothes. In fact Huaxiu probably has too many clothes

[ao3feed-larry]

Completely Oblivious

by hazzahtomlinson

“Um— now’s not really the time.” Harry mumbled, smiling softly to the cashier. “We’ll take two hazelnut cold brews with a splash of creamer.”

Louis couldn’t stop himself from speaking. “I mean it’s been—.” He thought for a moment. “I don’t even know. Holy shit.” He watched as Harry went to pull out his wallet and shook his head. “No, you can get dinner later. I’ll get this.”

Harry paused his movements, and turned to look at Louis while he tapped his card on the reader. “Oh my god.”

Louis thanked the cashier and took his receipt, then placed a hand on Harry’s waist to move them towards the pick up. “What?” He asked once they were away from the line.

“Are we dating?” Harry looked very confused.

Louis huffed, “That’s what I’m asking you!”

  Or an interaction with a stranger helps these two finally figure their shit out.

Words: 1066, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Coffee Shops, First Kiss, No Smut, Friends to Lovers

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/5IY8hC6

#author #larry stylinson #larry fic #ao3 feed larry #Completely Oblivious #<p>by <a rel= href="/users/h

[c0nnverse]

also. auto battles sound nuts. i'm scared

#pokemon #pokemon spoilers #wgat if a send a little sprigatito out and then she is sweeped by like a fire type or something. and im looking for a great ball #completely oblivious #also i'm getting that the let's go feature is including pokémon picking up overworld items for you #but my brain's first reaction was like oh shit what's this gonna do to the pickup ability #but probably nothing since it's a generated held item thing :P

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

#the actual animation of the wolf eating your character wasnt scary he kind of just cartoonishly swallows the character whole lol #the scary part is being pursued by him and never knowing how close he is #i remember being surprised when i first saw the game bc it was presented to me as #a fun addictive sort of game kinda like a mobile app game #and then i see it and its a horror game and the creators are just completely oblivious to it lmao #dream art #<- thats my tag for all my dream-inspired art #art #gif #photomanipulation #digital art #liminal #weirdcore #used a mix of ai photos and regular photos for this one #the ai stuff is sooooo good for recreating what a dream looks and feels like #but i didnt use it too much bc i wasnt able to get the specific photos i wanted :/ #hmmmm this is vore isn’t it

[shakingparadigm]

ROUND 6 leaks

#‼️ THIS WAS DRAWN BEFORE THE TEASER #alnst #ivantill #alien stage ivan #alien stage till #alien stage #this was before tills new outfit was released ok #i drew his hair in the swept way its drawn in some of the official arts #cause i find it cute thats all hahahah #AND THEN THE TRAILER DROPS AND HITS ME WITH LONG HAIRED TILL. OKAY. #Anyways i know i talk a lot about ivantill not being completely unreciprocated #but oblivious till is still a funny concept to me

[scarliefrancis]

#merry crisis — Die Hard (1988) dir. John McTiernan

#meanwhile argyle completely oblivious: sweetheart 😍🥰😘 of course I’m still coming by later #die hard #die hard 1988 #bruce willis #filmedit #movieedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #junkfoodcinemas #80s #80sedit #giftag

[samioli]

broke: phoenix blames klavier for his disbarment

woke: phoenix doesnt blame klavier, but klavier blames himself

bespoke: same as the second but the THOUGHT of blaming klavier had not ever occured to phoenix, so when klav is super guilty around him later phoenix is just like "man why are you so sad around me all the time"

#like phoenix is completely oblivious #klavier gavin #phoenix wright #ace attorney

[faoluoo]

my form of apology to her for getting [REDACTED] in my first playthrough

#failed the rhetoric red check #went rhetoric maxxing in my next playthrough completely oblivious w the fact that rhetoric pops out more often at any political subject #disco elysium #de #ruby the instigator #digital art #fanart

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’ #and he just goes ‘hang on a second’ #soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’ #just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[heartstopperthoughts]

Nick and Charlie saying they’re going to be low-key but then being the least low-key couple ever

#aled: you haven’t been quite as subtle as you think you have #like everyone else at school is just completely oblivious #or dumb as fuck #for not realizing it immediately #heartstopper #heartstopper tv #heartstopper s2 #heartstopper season 2 #nick and charlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #kit connor #joe locke #nick x charlie #narlie

[eternalchemy]

adam making up a version of himself thats successful in regular traditional society and desperately trying to distance himself from magic and art and ending up a liar and realising he cant escape it and trying just makes him miserable even tho he thought it would keep him safe. oh did i say adam? i couldve sworn that was declan

#i think about their parallels every day #and i think both of them are reluctantly aware of how very similar they are #but they obviously dont want to think about it #ronan however is completely oblivious to this similarity #god they make me sick #the dreamer trilogy #the raven cycle #trc #adam parrish #declan lynch #td3

[eldritch-ambrosia]

It’s a good thing that Merlin doesn’t ever push Arthur when he’s showing affection because Arthur would implode immediately if he had to think too long about it. Could you imagine the (deleted!!) sigil scene if:

Arthur: Just… take it. Merlin: Why are you giving me this?

Arthur: *sweating* Arthur: It’s… a bird. And you’re a bird. Merlin: …what?

Arthur: You know because… a merlin.

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc merthur #merlin emrys #The “How do I express my feelings” quote from S1 is forever relevant #Merlin is either completely confused and oblivious or trying to give Arthur the opportunity to express his emotions #And Arthur is just panicking because he didn’t think he’d get this far #the way it’s so hard for him to tell his friends he cares about them #I blame Uther