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fuyuoh3 · 1 month

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.... I understand now

#i talk #yakuza kiwami #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #this is a shipping joke

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months

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#ethan winters #leon kennedy #resident evil #lethan #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #this is literally the entire ship to me sorry #they both make stupid jokes and r blonde (?) so i think they should kiss

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drulalovescas · 3 months

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Supernatural was so so so so so funny in how they were like: "Dean is such a ladies man, only boobs boobs boobs" and then they would give him a love interest in season 6 and never again.

BUT they'd have him make Cas a mixtape.

And grieve Cas like a heartbroken widower.

And then have him be happy for the first time all season once Cas returns to him (even though his mother'd still be missing).

And they'd have Dean stop with the hook-ups completely. And instead they'd have Dean make Cas watch movies together.

And have date nights.

And they'd have Dean on his knees confessing.

And the last person who'd confess his love to Dean would be a gay angel.

But Supernatural was so so so so so funny they'd be like: this means nothing.

#cas was THE love interest all along #also forever grateful to these writers who were like THIS MEANS SOMETHING #and forever fuck you to those who treated the ship and the shippers like a joke #destiel #supernatural

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the-midnight-sugar1 · 4 months

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I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often

#I love the idea that pomni laughs at one of his jokes #like a really stupid pun #and he wasn’t expecting her to laugh cause no one does #not even kaufmo could get laughs and HES A CLOWN #And he’s just mesmerized #when was the last time he heard someone laugh? like REALLY laugh?#idk but I think he’d want to hear her laugh again #tadc showtime #showtime ship #caine x pomni #showtime tadc #pomni x caine

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canongf · 4 months

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ever since i was a little girl i've known that i wanted to be romantically involved with a fictional man

#this is a joke but also it isn't LMAO #live #self ship #self shipping

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evilwizardcrab · 4 months

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my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.

#obviosuly this a joke I dont actually feel that intesnely about ship names #its just funny to me #and yes i know there are other semi-popular ship names for this pair #they just dont seem to be the mainstream ones #jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #stick stick sticky stick

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starburst-selfship · 6 months

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“Who do you ship this character with” me and no one else bro. It’s me and them against the world

#no diss to anyone who does ship my f/os with other people #all jokes #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #self shipping community #f/o #f/o community

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elainiisms · 1 year

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this scene was 10x more emotional and romantic than any scene between them and those boys

#if you ship wednesday with xavier or tyler im sorry but what do you see there #like genuinely #psa please dont take this post THAT seriously its a show im joking around pls #wednesday spoilers #wednesday #the addams family #wednesday show #wednesday series #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #tyler galpin #xavier thorpe

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wasyago · 8 days

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recks cleo !

she's a human btw, not a robot teehee ^_^

#another one of those with 'a few' alterations #yall were joking about ship of theseus with etho. well what about now?#the only original body part she has left is the brain btw #recks au #recks!cleo #my art #sketch #ALSO #again posting the most up-to-date ref first and then all the old stuff

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quicksilverdaisyday · 7 months

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i have to admit that was funny. why did he say that

#if you actually genuinely ship them tho go away please. the jokes are funny but it makes me uncomfy when it’s fr #simon petrikov #winter king #fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers

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orangelemonart · 5 months

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somethin on your mind?

It really sounds like that in the dub when he calls him Cook

#one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji #it feels wrong to tag this as ship art its more like. bad joke art.#but anyway.#zosan #OLart

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kalofi · 6 months

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law is something of a woman to me

#gender fuckery who gaf bro #art #one piece #op #perona #trafalgar law #roronoa zoro #i guess. to get the joke rolling #perolaw #i think das da ship name… my snookums

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keennachotraveler · 3 months

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Hear me out

That ship dynamic meme but poly

Edit : was told to put this ID to make it more accessible so here :)

[ID: Three sets of sleepwear. First, a bleary-looking person holding a candle and wearing a simple blue sleeping gown with a nightcap. Next, elaborate and fluffy pink sleeping robes, and finally, heart-patterned boxers. End ID]

#ship dymanics #ship dynamic #joke

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daddiesdrarryy · 22 days

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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

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theorderofthetriad · 2 years

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anyways... here's why i think Loki and Matt Murdock should be each other's narrative foil(romantic):

• Loki- famously known liar, Matt Murdock- able to tell when people are lying

• Both wear helmets with horns on them, but Matt's are small and practical and Loki's are large and gaudy.

• Matt Murdock- Practicing Irish Catholic, Loki- Norse "God" of Mischief

• Loki- Presents himself as selfish and self preserving, Matt Murdock- Presents himself as selfless and self sacrificing

• Loki- Will flee if he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain, Matt Murdock- Knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain and does it anyway

• They simply seem like prime material for a "We vehemently dislike each other up until we (whoops!) realize we love each other so much we can't live without the other" type romance that I am always obsessed over.

• Thor would enjoy it, and, frankly, he deserves the entertainment.

#this WAS a rant i made about some ao3 discourse i saw on my dash. but now it's better #frostdevil #<- the ship tag which you should check out #im fully serious about this btw. this seems like a joke bc it's inherently funny but im also 100% not making a joke #otp: horned helms something about lying #santagno #loki #matt murdock #daredevil #Top Tino Post

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thatrandomblogsays · 5 months

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Me: *reading a post that makes the joke “Peeta dropped the baby bomb, Gale drops bombs on babies”* haha good one

Also me: you’re missing the point! You’re missing the point! YOURE MISSING THE POINT! He grew up starving. His best friend almost died of hunger. Most of his people live in poverty. He watched children die in a bloodbath every year for the capital’s entertainment. The girl he loved went into the games. Was tortured by the capitol. His district was bombed out of existence. Nearly everyone he knew was killed. Their only crime was being fed up of being hungry and oppressed and sharing the same district as Katniss. All those innocent people. Murdered. He had to take refuge in a district that was bombed out of existence and forced to live underground. Of course he joined the war effort. Of course he designed unethical bombs and battle tactics. He wanted revenge. He wanted the capitol to have a taste of their own medicine. He wanted the rebellion to succeed. And tell me you could live through what he did, and that no part of you would be screaming for Justice and vengeance. Gale is you. You are Gale. He represents a part of feelings and actions that reside within us, even if you don’t act on it.

“But he killed prim!” Exactly! Gale loved prim. She was a second family to her. He looked after Katniss’ family. He saved them from the district 12 bombings. He loved her. He never would’ve put her in danger. He never would’ve put in order for a bombing if it would kill Prim. But coin would. And did. She took what was meant to be a tool of Gale’s righteous revenge for all the suffering he and his people suffered through, only for someone in power to take it and use it to kill someone he loved.

There’s some many lessons to take. We can’t control the things we create. War spares no one. Even justifiable rage and actions can end up rebounding and hurting those you love instead of your targets.

“He drops bombs on babies” is too simplistic of a takeaway and does a disservice to the story and Gale.

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