evilwizardcrab

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I'm going insane over this AI jesus I saw on twitch this morning. Who is this. Who's doing this. I've never regretted not being religious before today purely so I could understand precisely howw many layers of heresy this is operating on. Its halfway between postmodern transhumanist art and a glimpse into the probable end of humanity. Yes I asked him if he preferred tits or ass no it didn't let me send it.

#Jesus #religion #twitch #anti ai #livestreaming #? #honestly have no idea how to tag this #also feel like cryptothesisim would love this #stick stick sticky stick

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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

#oh god #linguistics

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it's always so alarming looking at the notes on posts about people's cool experiences with ttrpgs and seeing the sheer number of people saying something along the lines "unfortunately this relies on the assumption that the players aren't huge shithead assholes who are actively trying to fuck each other over and make sure their gm has a bad time."

like. yeah, it sure does. that's kind of a baseline assumption for me, the same way that when I invite friends to a potluck I feel perfectly safe assuming that no one is going to spit in the food. do you guys actually like the people you're doing recreational activities with? blink if you need help.

#no seriously! #ttrpgs

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worm dump with mostly inaccurate characterizations (on 11.7 don’t spoil lol)

#haha get wormed #worm #cool art

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Heartbreaking: villain with emotional master power operating in Montreal area

#worm

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From the creators of not safe for work saskue we bring you

safe for work naruto (he is ensuring proper verification in the workplace)

#naruto #i guesse? #not safe for work saskue #meme

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shows where the main character is a blond guy with an obsession with cooking and eating taboo meats and all the episodes are named after different dishes up until the Red Dragon shows up

#yeah ill rb that #hannibal #dungeon meshi

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I'm watching hannibal for the first time and theres something so funny about how all the characters talk about Will Graham like he's some kind of demented freak when he's literally just A Guy. Like he's a little bit lonely and kind of sociallly awkward but theres something very funny about watching the rest of the fbi team casually joke around crime scenes then turn around and consider him a freak for emphasising with criminals. Maybe I'm too nd for this but he's literally the most normal person there I think every other character would have an anuyrism is they met an autstic person.

#also how are these people chill around hannibal but not him like #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham

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man I've dropped off the planet for the last few weeks but I feel like starting hannibal

#its impulsive im just sad and want a gan cannibal show #hannibal

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

#astarion

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Let’s find a new animal and cook it!

#dunmeshi

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#i mean yeah isnt that normal? #like if youre old enough to blog regually you shoukd at least be able to do like #ramem

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having gotten a bit further into dunmeshi, I have to say that Kabru reads like a Berserk character that took a wrong turn and ended up in the fantasy cooking manga. kind of a "he should be at the club" sentiment but instead of the club it's the apocolypse .

#however I am going to be honest and say I havent actually read beserk this is Vibes Only #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru

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Idk if this has been posted here before but I just came across this extra and it's adorable. Justice for my adopted gnomes

#also love the way it interweaves worldbuilding #like of course gnomes wear those hats #but only in a specific cultural context #and we've seen the taller characters infantalise the smaller races so far #but of course it goes the other way and they'd assume taller people are older! #its cool! I like it! #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kiki and kaka #dunmeshi

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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

#you are The Sun #i am just a humble wizard crab #so no

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NO FUCKING WAY!! SKITTER FIGURINE?!?

Im actually screaming. I need to buy it immediately. I’m sharing the link out of good faith but they better not sell out.

#screaming crying throwing up

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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

#the magnus archives