#i talk

[cult-of-lilith]

You want to be good porn for Mommy, right? You want to show off how pretty you are and what lovely noises you can make, right? There we go such a good pornpet for mommy

#i talk

[sexygaywizard]

Send me Sasuke images please

#need them #i talk

[nazbruhh]

*it's not fully confirmed, I found it on Twitter*

There are rumors that Project Diva (vocaloid rhythm game), is officially ending.

While this is indeed really sad af, now people start to completely despise Project sekai, thinking that THIS game is the reason why "Vocaloids are falling down" or project diva dying bc of Sekai.

I do agree that what's happening with Project diva is terrible, but like...

When you say that Sekai is ruining vocaloid community, this is where you're completely wrong (at least in my opinion), so many popular producers, even underrated producers, EVEN THOSE PRODUCERS WHO WEREN'T ACTIVE FOR YEARS Come create songs for Sekai and get more attention and love from their songs.

Not to mention, I learned about Vocaloids's existence, songs and its history THANKS TO PJSEKAI.

Yeah being a pjsekai player really is terrible at this point....just let us enjoy the damn game for once

#I talk #important note #Project sekai #Pjsekai #Proseka #Pj sekai #Prsk #Prsk fa #Pjsk #hatsune miku colorful stage #project sekai colorful stage #colorful pallete #colorful stage #Vocaloid #Project diva #hatsune miku

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Cute...

(Vote for Pol!)

#i talk #qsmp talk #I was gonna say I don't think I've ever seen the ''👉👈'' emoji before but no I literally saw someone use it yesterday #That's very cute though. 👉👈 That's so cute. I'm shocked I haven't seen that a ton before #That's not my style but it's cute

[moonkitty]

"let me be zir" - woke obama

#i talk

[colourfulwatson]

I've been very absent lately. I know I'll probably continue not being online for a long time but I'm still here!!

#life updates #I talk

[fuyuoh3]

I wanna kiss him but like , ? platonically ??

#i talk #self shipping #kinitopet #is that a thing ?

[fiomeras]

The most pathetic little arms on this fellar

#i talk

[mossy-rock-in-a-field]

Several weeks ago, my retirement-age mother requested that I play Baldur’s Gate 3 for her because she has trouble with controllers/keyboards and wanted “to see what all the fuss is about with that cute wizard boy.” For context, my mother and I have done this sort of thing in the past with certain RPGs (dragon age, mass effect, etc.), but it’s been a few years since she’s personally requested a game like this. Basically, I control her Tav but let her make all the choices so she can determine how the story plays out without worrying about mechanics. She treats it like a choose-your-own-adventure book.

Anyway, here is a list of some of the things my mother has said and/or chosen to do throughout the course of BG3 in no particular order:

She is (obviously) romancing Gale. She is quite smitten with him and his passion for books and learning; she also thinks he’s polite and qualifies as “relationship material.” She also REALLY likes the things he’s said about his cat so far (my mom is a cat lady), so I know she’s gonna flip shit when we meet Tara in Act III.

She’s playing a normal druid Tav with a generally good alignment. Her favorite spell is Spike Growth because she thinks it’s hilarious whenever enemies walk into the AOE and die. I usually end up having to cast it at least once per battle per her request. Sometimes twice.

Contrary to her alignment, my mother tasks me with robbing every single chest, crate, barrel, and burlap sack we come across; this also includes people and their pockets. The party is always at max carrying capacity. ALWAYS. She doesn’t like selling things because “what if I need them.” The camp stash is in literal shambles. There is no hope of organizing it. She’s got like fifty seven sets of rags and a billion pieces of random silverware.

She MUST talk to every animal and corpse in the game. I think five hours of her total playtime so far (47ish) has been spent speaking to animals as many times as humanly possible. Like, I was thorough in my own playthroughs, but this is on a whole other level.

She did NOT get Volo’s lobotomy, but she did let Auntie Ethel take her eye in hopes of a cure for the tadpole. I did not understand the logic then. I still do not understand it now.

She is far more interested in fashion than equipment stats. Do you have any idea how much gold I’ve had to spend on dyes just to make things match? SO much. Same vibe as that “please someone help me balance my finances my family is starving” tweet but instead of candles it’s thirty thousand fucking bottles of black and furnace red dye.

We broke the prisoners out of Moonrise, but they got on the boat too early and bugged the fight by leaving Astarion and Karlach behind. Wulbren Bongle somehow got stuck in combat mode even after engaging the cutscene on the docks below Last Light; he he kept trying to run ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONRISE nine fucking meters at a time while I frantically tried to finish the fight with the Warden, otherwise Wulbren would have run straight into the shadow curse. (I would’ve let him go; fuck Wulbren Bongle, all my homies hate Wulbren Bongle. But my mom didn’t know that, and she wanted to keep him safe. So.)

She had me reload a save like eighteen times to save the giant eagles on top of Rosymorn Monastery. Wouldn’t even let me do non-lethal damage just to get past things. I think getting that warhammer for the dawnmaster puzzle took us like an hour and a half alone. (Yes, I know you can use any warhammer, but SHE didn’t.)

She’s started keeping an irl notebook to keep track of her quests between play sessions. She writes down ideas and strategies when she thinks of them during the week, then brings them to her next game session at my house. I think she wrote about three pages on possible approaches to the goblin fortress alone.

She insists that I pet Scratch and the owlbear cub before every single long rest, no exceptions. Sometimes I have to do it multiple times until she is absolutely sure that the animals know exactly how much she loves and cherishes them. She has also commissioned a crocheted owlbear plush from a friend of hers and is very excited.

I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff I’m forgetting, but those are some fun things I thought of. She’s enjoying the game and is telling all of her retired friends to get it and play it for themselves. She asked me “what is Discord” yesterday and I think my life flashed before my eyes.

anyway shout out to my mom for being neat

Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #astarion #gale dekarios #laq talks #I talk #she stares at me real hard after she makes a choice too #like squinting to see if my expression gives anything away #if it was a good or bad call #I keep my face blank as shit it’s hilarious #I have not told her I’m writing fanfic for this game #nor will I ever #jesus christ

[suitbf]

final succession scene

#kendall #colin #succession #i talk

[cult-of-lilith]

I know times are tough right now, but mommy's here, and I promise everything is going to be okay. Sometimes, all it takes is just those words of support. Mommy knows you can make it through anything you put your mind to. Mommy is so proud of you ❤️

#i talk #having issues and leting it out by pretending to be a better mommy than my mother ever could be for strangers online

[sexygaywizard]

It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC

#i talk #wizardposting #hall of fame

[whatisgoingoninmyhead]

#aromantic #queuing this and it's not trending yet #but i hope it is when this gets posted #i talk #1k

[shikai-the-storyteller]

#QSMP #QSMP talk #I talk #Slimecicle #Baghera #Rushed to edit this

[kingpains]

hbomberguy’s Essay A Year approach really did wonders to make me more patient about waiting for the shit i like and gave me a thorough appreciation of how fun it is to engage w/ serially released shit. the Event that all of his recent videos have become upon release has been so much fun. like a holiday fr and it would not feel so special were these videos coming out once a month. i know hbomb derides himself for how long the videos take, but Man do i appreciate their release schedule. would i like more hbomb? sure, but i like the rate it’s being dropped at tbh. i can get more hbomb next year or the year after and it’ll be a blast. anticipation and payoff. the 4 year long wait for a punchline to the setup in the pathologic video. hbomb’s shit is just So worth the time to watch

#i talk #hbomberguy

[birdclowns]

"she knows me" evan buckley you are not saying that with your whole ass chest to the man whose couch you fell asleep on after two seconds and the only person you genuinely talked about your death experience with

strike him down with lightning again this man needs another reset

#turn him off turn him back on #maybe he'll get some sense knocked back into him #911 #911 fox #911 spoilers #im going to smack him they talked for all of one coffee date #and it was just her FANGIRLING over him DYING #get it together buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #<- they should kiss #i talk #6x15