#still lmao lance

[reallyghostlypost]

Post 1.6 SVE spoilers - aka the 'Lance wtf is wrong with you?' update

Didn't play with the new update(s) yet but I peeked at the files and the changelogs and there are a few really funny things in there.

But first, Marlon:

These are the exact opposite of each other. It looks like Marlon was secretly trying to get the farmer killed.

Marlon: "The Skull Cavern is dangerous for an inexperienced adventurer such as yourself. Here's something that will keep you safe." *gives the farmer something that attracts even more monsters*

But if you thought Marlon and Qi are the only oddly violent characters in the newest updates you're wrong. You can add Lance to the list too! And this time it's not a bug :D

Lance, wtf? This is a friendly competition, there are children participating! Fighting over the eggs won't even help you win, you would just waste you limited time! Lance, what are you doing? 😭

If Lace is willing to fistfight children over a meaningless contest like the egg hunt (or better, willing to threaten children with a sword in front of their parents), how competitive does he get in a serious one? We all assume Lance would be pretty relaxed about having a love rival, but he's apparently ready to go straight to violence for something much less important than the farmer.

To be fair to Lance, it makes sense. Adventurers belong to a small and tightknit community where being good at violence is the most useful skill a member can possess. And news about your talents or failures travels fast to everyone else. Easiest way for people to test their worth would be through different competitions, since clear goals and rules means it's easier to judge someone's talents, and they have less chance of adventurers killing each other.

Refusing to participate would probably label someone as a coward and it might ruin their reputation worse than simply losing would. And for a group that defines themselves through fighting to the death escalading every competition to violence probably feels natural. This might be one of the reason almost every adventurers mocks the farmer at first. The farmer is too nice and friendly and that makes them look like a weakling that would never survive among 'true' adventurers, let alone the battlefield.

And Lance is not only a highly respected adventurer but also a guild leader. He probably wouldn't have even been considered as Jolyne's vice leader if he would have avoided these contests. And in order to earn his position he must have been really good at fighting his fellow adventurers. So this attitude is not surprising if you think about it.

Still, Lance pointing a sword at Sophia while clutching a colourfully painted egg is such a funny image.

#i wanted to add more interesting lines but this got too long #still lmao lance #if anyone makes a sve fantasy au you can make lance be the dragon #he fits the role apparently #sve lance #sve spoilers

[wondercircuit]

Who do you think is the best [at padel]? (aka Fernando hyping up Lance and Lance getting so bold)

#fernando alonso #lance stroll #jeddah 2024 #1418 #this is still so fucking funny and cute like #i had to include the audience reactions #i love making gifs with caption bc you gotta listen to everythinggg #me in the crowd cooing and cheering #gif: misc #*mine #you know what i could hear a groan in the crowd too lmao as strulovic said elsewhere #that is also me

[multiseb21]

I’m a slut for a side-by-side comparison

#Pierre is still a deer in the headlights #lance took outfit inspo from Daniel’s look last year #there’s too many things to even point out lmao #formula 1 #abu dhabi gp 2023 #pierre gasly #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #daniel ricciardo #carlos sainz #george russell #lance stroll #valterri bottas #alex albon #zhou guanyu #yuki tsunoda

[princelancey]

Lance Stroll | post session(s) interview Las Vegas GP 2023

#f1 #lance stroll #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #How he still has so much energy idk #It has to be sgar supplied #I would not be able to string 2 words together after a day like that lmao

[b4kuch1n]

toy doctor redux

plushy based on this guy

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #ask to tag #a wizard leon!! I think this is still the only one that's not directly called a wizard #gods. I put so much into this one. and for what #yeah design wise this is mostly tightening up the palette compared to the prev version and dividing the theming more evenly #between the toy half and the doctor half #this kicked my ass so hard lmao. and Im not even super happy with it as it is #I feel like I couldve organized the 'pushing daisy' idea more elegantly. following the og design's cue on this mightve been a mistake #but well. the lance has been thrown it lands how it lands #having a wizard leon design that's specifically restorative so to say is really nice... the ability to fix.... #okay. holy shit I need to lay down #just figured out the coffee candy Ive been snackin on may contain caffeine #so uh. I need to let off That pedal. mm #in time. I will find another candy. so long my love... #have a good night lad! sew a little heart inside it and send it on its way now

[eryanlainfa]

Tangled The Series' main characters as the Titans from DC.

For my AU which is slowly but surely consuming my mind gkfjdk

#Starfire!Rapunzel #Nightwing!eugene #Cyborg!lance #Raven!Cassandra #I thought of adding Pascal as Beast Boy tbh #Zhan Tiri is Trigon lmao #Still thinking about who the other characters will be but I'm pretty sure about those 4 #Eryart #My art #Youngjustice!au #Tts #tangled the series #crossover #Tangled #Rapunzel #tts cassandra #eugene fitzherbert #lance strongbow

[the-coranic-jinx]

“Don’t u touch her” still gets to me

#vld #vld pidge #pidge #plance #pidge holt #lance #lance mcclain #voltron art #my art #plance art #vld lance #voltron legendary defender #kinda follow up to last angst post bc i felt bad about pidge being all alone #so now they both get to be hurt yayyy #is anyone still enjoying plance even though this fandom is dead lmao #I’m rewatching the show now and it’s tough but I love them sm

[v-tired-queer]

Doodling for an AU I'm working on for VLD and this is the first baby that I've drawn that actually turned out how I envisioned 🤣 Practice does pay off 🩷

#incase anyone is wondering: her name is halina mayumi kogane (hally for short) and she’s keith's daughter in an aroace keith au! #eventually she's going to have two other siblings but it's just her for now 💜 #also featuring: shiro/adam daughter abigail akira shirogane-wessel #hunk/shay twin sons clay and flint garrett #and lance/allura kids prince alfor mcclain and princess esme mcclain #so much i wanna say about this au but still so much in devlopement about is so i haven't even started writing yet #and for once i'm not writing sheith lmao #pencil on paper sketch #sketch #original character #original child character #oc #original voltron character #voltron au #voltron legendary defender #my art #kit draws

[randomgentlefolk]

Da boys :)

Haha I'm just kidding

#drawing straight up with a drawing pen without sketching is actually pretty fun #yeah i'm still struggling with the pose for an art idea #skejwjs #cursed princess club #cpc #prince frederick #cpc frederick #prince blaine #prince lance #cpc blaine #cpc lance #plaid princes #plaid princes angst my beloved #DAMN STRAIGHT UP THROWING TAGS HERE LMAO #does this count as shit post? prob #mono's art

[queen-mabs-revenge]

on the one hand the fact that james lance's personal style is such a vibe that the line between his wardrobe and trent's is non-existent is next level shit and i love that he basically took this one-off character and built them from the ground up with like a full backstory and ocs and the whole thing. absolutely unhinged behavior worthy of every award.

on the other hand, my semiotic analysis brainrot mourns the fact that while wardrobe and prop choices signifying things about trent's character most likely still stand, this probably dilutes the idea that certain costuming choices are intended to signify narrative intentions specifically related to the greater plot.

but i'm still gonna go full clown on them regardless soooooo

#trent crimm #this is specifically about the significance of the leopard shoe moments in relation to his relationship with ted #and about his kabbalah bracelet during the red string scene #like am i still gonna go feral? lmao of course. #am i going to have jimmy lance's larger than usual influence on trent's wardrobe in the back of my head while i do? yeah ): #the trials and tribulations of being unable to Turn It The Fuck Off and just watch something like a normal

[saltedbreadstick]

they’re a 10 but they’ve seen all of voltron legendary defender

#voltron #vld #i still went to church while participating in voltron #voltron survivor #voltron legendary disaster #voltron lance #voltron keith #voltron shiro #voltron allura #voltron pidge #voltron hunk #what a shit show #funny #relatable #she’s a 10 but #he’s a 10 but #they’re a 10 but #lmao #funnies #shitpost

[demcnsinmymind]

reading @badassxbirdy 's reply like

#thread commentary #~them~ #'I’d still like us to be friends' #joke's on you tyler #the fact that you kinda are friends and that he genuinely likes you is exactly whyyyyy #lance : I don't want friends and I don't need friends and I don't have friends and I don't have time for friends and I don't care #also lance : has friends and 9 outta 10 times would totally sleep with/has slept with them #lance : secretly wants to be a good and genuine friend with a few select people #*cough* sasha and matt *cough* #also lance : -utterly- fucks it up because he's just the worst pre canon and he knows it #'this is fine' tm meme #he is friend material but like super terrible friend material lmaooo #lance : I only do superficial hook ups and I don't do anything meaningful or deep #or anything that even remotely qualifies as any type of relationship #also Lance : Sasha situation happens and Tyler situation happens #lmao the pattern is just hilarious

[princelancey]

Lance is such a let bygones be bygones kind of a guy, we should embrace that energy more often in sports tbh, it's never that serious

#lance stroll #before gets on my back this is about sporting issues #just sporting issues #of course serious issues warrant grudges and distrust #idk man i think i'm just feeling like people are taking this all too seriously #the amount of death wishes made towards drivers in the time i've been watching f1 has ramped up so much #it's not normal to feel that way about a sports person #genuinely seek help #and over the most ridiculous mundane shit that happens every race or worse over people thinking rules have been broken that haven't actuall #anyways this was spured by watching lance's post sprint interview #he was asked about nico pushing him off and he was just like 'that happened? oh yeah i forgot about that nah it was chill' #like that's such a peaceful way to go about it #let what happens in a race stay in that race or in a match #this is easier when your memory sucks lmao #i'm just so tired of the massive fan wars the time and energy it takes isn't worth it #like not online anyways chat shit in dms but again if you're still chatting shit about a race from 4 years ago move on i beg

[silentreigns]

Australian GP 2023 Reflection that nobody asked for

I don't even know where to start. I started watching the race in the middle of it, and at that point George's car just caught on fire. Charles and Alex were already out and I was so confused. I had such high hopes for them and to see them taken out so early made me so sad. But little did I know about the amount of fuckery I was about to witness.

First of all, if there is a red flag with less than 5 laps to go, the race should finish under a safetycar. The FIA keeps putting the theatrics before the drivers' safety and it's so tired. Like we could have avoided the Alpines getting taken out and Pierre & Esteban getting the points they rightfully deserved. All the drivers were talking about how hard it is to get temperature into the tires. This was a disaster just waiting to happen.

Carlos did not deserve the 5 second penalty. Max hadn't even completed the first sector of his lap when the race was red-flagged. And I am still confused as to why it seems that the lap counted but it didn't at the same time. Lance and Fernando were given their positions back so I don't know why the penalty was enforced. Like we all have our differences but I think we can all agree that it is not fair to give 1 driver a penalty when there were like 4 other incidents to happen in the same timeframe.

Logan Sargeant rammed his car into Nyck de Vries, not even an investigation. If the FIA had braincells they would be giving Sargeant a grid penalty, but it won't make much of a difference since it's a Williams and the car is a tractor (although Alex is making the most out of it). Lance and Charles had a racing incident and nobody was penalized. Pierre locked up and crashed into Esteban and no further action was taken. I mean, y'all saw the same footage so like what's the tea???

The McLaren didn't even make much gains pace-wise but they went from 10th to 5th in the championships. Like how is it possible that they're ahead of the Alpines when the Alpines were matching pace with the Ferraris? But good for Lando and Oscar, you could tell they were mentally and emotionally distraught from the first couple of races. They stayed out of trouble and I cannot fault them for it. Oscar getting his first points in his first home GP is a feel-good story that we needed. But I am salty because Pierre was in 5th and it was going to be his best finish in his new team.

One positive to take away from this is that Lewis got a podium despite not feeling connected to the car. He's getting closer and closer to another race win and I am so excited with what he can do in Baku. George complaining about Lewis racing him is whatever because Lewis was under pressure from Max and Fernando so of course he's gonna be fighting for his life. A lot of TeamLH find George annoying but all I see is George trying to make a name for himself. Like the best way to do that is to challenge yourself against the GOAT. And as long as Lewis ain't upset by it then why should I care?

Another positive is that Yuki & Zhou got their points. I feel like if Yuki finished p11 again he would have self-destructed. Now I just want the other rookies to get a chance at points so we can have another season where everyone scores.

Also Max not lining up on the grid "properly": to me it does not make sense for it to be allowed that the car touches the white line. Like in track & field, you're not allowed to do that, you have to be behind the white line. So that was my reasoning for posting about it initially. Also I wanted Lewis to win something and I can admit that. I ain't taking back my initial post though it's kinda funny seeing the responses to it.

#formula 1 #f1 #australian gp 2023 #ooooweeeeeee this was a lot and i still have more to say. maybe i should make a part 2 #lewis hamilton #george russell #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #max verstappen #fernando alonso #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #lando norris #oscar piastri #yuki tsunoda #lance stroll #logan sargeant #nyck de vries #i aint even have a chance to talk about checo LMAO #or nico hulkenberg #too much happened i cant believe what i witnessed and its been like 12 hours #alex albon #zhou guanyu

[impregnatedafterpostbirthdaysex]

reading JLA: Year One and Aquaman is so babygirl along with Barry

#meanwhile hal just flirtin lmao #srsly tho i wanna hug aquaman and j'onn in JLA Year One theyre both so so babygirl as well as dinah #hal is kinda a dick but also i like that he can relect on actions #hal may be a dick rn but hes still bbg to me idk idk #jla #aquaman #dc #barry allen #hal jordan #dinah lance

[lautheduckie]

🌟See you starside🌟

✨C o m m a n d e r ✨

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(lots of ranting in tags so sorry 😞)

#lance reddick #rip lance reddick #my art #lau talks #destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny zavala #commander zavala #zavala #i just...cried while doodling this. #i finally got to draw him. #it put me at ease for the night. #lmao there was lil to no shading so i added a insta filter :p #technical its just fanart of zavala. but i was think about lance when i drew this so idk if it counts :0 #still very much not okay. we lost so many people in these pass few years (irl and non irl) #and it stings my heart to the point of hurting for a good while before i sleep #i used to cry alot from reading b4 i sleep. but this is a bit too much. this H u r ts #i...i feel weird drawing him now... #but i want to draw him. more... #is it bad that i feel more hurt by a person that i dont know passing? that have never meet them before but have heard there voice for year? #i miss them all. even tho i havent meet them i miss them. as others around them miss them the most