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well done

#sdjsldfkjsldf effervescent

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OH HO HO HO!

and the moral of the story is join a tenant union bc that's who i got advice from on how and when to escalate to bring up rent reduction bc, in my branch secretary's words, 'bring money into it and you'll see them get their shit together real quick'. real quick being 3 days apparently hello ✌️

fix ceiling time? 🥺🙏

#bolshie bolshie bolshie babey #thank fuck bc i was gearing myself up to go down to the office today and i genuinely did not want to so this is v good #gonna keep an eye out tho just to make sure the contractor shows up #except there's a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER in the door where i can see out onto the roof where they'd be #hhhhhhh i think there might be smth visible from the next floor up that's not in an abandoned section of the stairwell #very happy for the spider to be there and not in my apartment and i am keen to keep it that way

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In Love's Secret Domain

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Transcript:

(Trees singing) La la la la

~bad vibes~

CROWLEY Why Fangorn?

AZIRAPHALE Um… I don't know… It's so stifling here… and this tune makes me sleepy…

CROWLEY Yeah…

AZIRAPHALE Crowley… don't let me fall asleep. Wake me up if I do… 

If Metatron finds out I'm struggling, he'll discorporate me permanently…

CROWLEY WHAT? Are you serious?

AZIRAPHALE Don't worry dear, I won't let them punish you

CROWLEY Angel! Angel! Snap out of it! Look at me!

This is for real, isn't it?

We should wake up NOW!

AZIRAPHALE Yes. Let's 

…

…

CROWLEY and AZIRAPHALE 

WE CAN'T?!

#oh the jagged lightning WHAT and the shift from greens to warning colors!!!

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#just felt like seeing this old friend today yanno? #where's that one annual story title? #you're a liar peter parker

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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

#honey wild and manna queue

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#def thought about it before #i've done minor voice-over work before so i know my voice is listenable when i tame my accent lmao

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my role as post-revolution nature guide dubious apparently

#IT'S A GOOD CORMORANT FACT OK? #he also takes the form of a toad! #guess who wrote a whole final paper on the folkloric symbolism in paradise lost lmao

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HAPPENING NOW: texas state troopers are menacing a pro palestine protest on ut austin's campus. AN ENCAMPMENT HASNT EVEN BEEN ESTABLISHED YET

#guard dogs of capital doing what they were made to do

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[liberal voice] you just don't get it, i'm being practical here. i'm basing my political strategy on the real possibility that after the 2024 US presidential election, an anvil will comedically fall on joe biden's head, causing him to develop total amnesia and awakening his socialist alter ego "Woke Biden"

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#sebastian the crab #or the version of 'somebody call me sebastian' from the velvet goldmine soundtrack #bout equal on that lmao

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#sdlkfsdlfkj i love 2024 takes on ouat it's actually so much funnier now tbh

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columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

#remember they're the guard dogs of capital #it might happen more slowly in the imperial core #but they'll kill us all to protect profit interests and don't doubt it for a second

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Local Whiteboy SHOCKS restaurant by beheading his landlord with a scythe for setting unfairly high rents in the area while ordering

#airbnb:actual rentals is 90:1 in co kerry #no outbreaks of whiteboyism there so that tracks smh my head

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They need to invent time travel so that I can introduce the phrase go whiteboy go to mid eighteenth century cork

#SCREAM

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#and even in hs he had the 'body of an olympic gymnast and the soul of an octogenarian' #<- brawl phrase (or the spirit of it) that is etched into my being forever