Nie Mingjue: [to Jin Guangyao] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?
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Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful.
Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am.
Husk: Debatable.
Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D
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This is how that scene went, right?
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Last Dragonborn: What in Oblivion did I ever do to you?
Alduin: Isn’t it obvious?
Last Dragonborn: *shrugs*
Alduin: You were born.
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THE OZIANS : You’re our only hope!
GLINDA: Then you’re all screwed.
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[ Everyone holding Azula back from killing Ozai. ]
Aang: You can’t kill Ozai.
Azula: I can if you let me go.
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Dani: Your ribs are broken.
Malcolm: That must be why it hurts when I laugh.
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Katniss: But you can fix it, right?
Haymitch: Of course! Do you happen to have any duct tape?
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*Before the showdown with the Functionist Council*
Swerve: There is no hope.
Misfire: If there's one thing I've gleaned from you hero types, it's that there's always hope.
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Peter: [slides into the seat next to Remus]
Remus: I’m not in the mood for a pep talk, Pete.
Peter: You’re mistaking me for James. Besides, you don’t need a pep talk. You need a drinking buddy.
Peter: Shots?
Remus: . . .
Remus: Sure, why not?
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Mike: Pennywise could have eyes and ears everywhere
Eddie: Well, not literally, right?. That would be gross. And unhygienic
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Elsa: Can I panic now?
Anna: Yeah. Sure. Maybe. Just a little.
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Hero of Kvatch: So, I was going to go to bed. Do you . . . want to join me?
Martin, looking up from the Mysterium Xarxes: You mean, “go to bed” go to bed, or . . . go to bed?
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Tori: *slides into the seat next to Jade*
Jade (sulking) : I’m not in the mood for a pep talk, Tori.
Tori: You’re mistaking me for Cat. . . besides, you don’t need a pep talk. You need a drinking buddy.
Tori: Shots?
Jade: . . .
Jade: Sure, why not?
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[ Jason attacking Joker. ]
Bruce: You can’t kill him!
Jason: I can if you let me go.
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Clare (cradling Fireheart): I wonder what babies dream about.
Xander: Bullfighting.
Vida: Laser tag.
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