Rooster Bold: You brawn, I brain.
Caprikid: Oh, we are so getting that on t-shirts.
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Spoiler watching the rogues practice smiling without looking evil:
Spoiler: What the shit?
Oracle: What is it? You need back up?
Spoiler, weirded out: I might need therapy?
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Katie Killjoy: Hold on, Tom, there are gay people in my presence!
Katie, shouting at Vaggie and Charlie: It doesn't get better!
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you.
Ghoul: Cruelty free?
Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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kobra kid: oh magic 8 ball, will my sight ever get better?
the coconut he's holding:
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Do you know this queer character?
Aneela is WLW and uses she/her pronouns!
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Winter: There's no shame in getting beaten up by a girl.
Qrow: If anything, I prefer it.
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I died and went to the Witch’s realm and all I got was this stupid conformation of a prophecy that ruined my life.
I literally gave up on this halfway through but I liked the concept too much to not “finish” it so u get it anyways.
[ID: a grayscale drawing of The Witch and The Girl. The Witch is kneeling towards The Girl and saying “You have a bomb inside you” while The Girl looks at her with bemusement. There is a green halo in the shape of the bomb around The Girl’s head. /end ID]
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korse: haven't you embarrassed yourself enough already?
ghoul: hardly. i was just getting started, you giant cockroach!
korse:
ghoul: you know what? that was out of line. i apologize to cockroaches everywhere. especially jiminy cricket.
korse:
ghoul: although, for the first time in my life, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket
korse: OF COURSE HE'S A CRICKET!
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Xena: There's no shame in getting beaten up by a girl.
Ares: If anything, I prefer it.
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CDs for brains
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Marcurio: The entire month of Hearthfire is Witches Festival Eve.
Sissel, excited: Is it really?
Erandur: No—
Aurora Orianus: Sure, why not?
Erandur: *facepalm*
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Steph: Girl's got to have a hobby. It's either [vigilantism] or poledancing.
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Derek: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Stiles: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
(source)
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cherri cola: you have abs???? i imagined you would have a frail ass wizard build
fun ghoul: i'm built like if hot topic sold scarecrows you could fuck. i'm built like a washed up pop punk lead singer. i'm built like delinquent-coded female best friend from an early 2000s comedy. i'm built like rapid onset twink necrosis.
kobra kid:
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