#sorry for loving men who suck ass do you still think im sexy

[hirokiyuu]

dishsoap? otp. unparalleled. i have sol kiss dys in more than 50% of my runs just bc i cant Not you know. but olivace/sol.......... vace/sol............ its so..............

#they really can do it all......... besties.......... worsties.......... killing each other in unar #theres a REASON thats my tag for them........... #olivace in general is just. man with my brain in a chokehold #sorry for loving men who suck ass do you still think im sexy #this is like the zenos disclaimer where i have to tell everyone i only like him in a lesbian way #hamster ball. hamster ball. hamster ball #he just......... compels me. u kno. u kno. u kno #teenexo stuff

[runa-falls]

Ok so I've been playing with Mel's Mafia Jake AI and it got me thinking about what Miguel would be like for some reason??? Dude's half Irish so like, maybe he's a boss in the Irish mob. Maybe he took over for his dad and he kind of hates it (has always hated it) but there's really nothing else for him so what can be do? So he goes about his life, about his business, runs his side of things well. He's lonely at the top but he ignores it, doesn't think anyone else would understand the pressure that's on him...

Until he meets you.

It's some celebration (maybe St. Patrick's Day or something idk) and he sees you across the room/bar/whatever and you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. So he does and you hit it off from the get go. You're smart, witty, funny, sexy...just the whole package. He's basically in love, okay?

Then a boss (maybe a rival heheee 👀) from another city or section (or whatever idk how they divide the city up tbh lmao maybe I should've done more research 😭) comes up and he finds out: you're his wife/girlfriend and it's just like a punch in the gut for him. He's devastated. He's never ever wanted anything anyone else had that he couldn't take...until you. Youre kinda bummed too, you really enjoyed the time you spent with Miguel, and you (honestly) aren't a huge fan of your husband/boyfriend (maybe he's an idiot or just a dick idk).

But you guys keep running into each other, and the feelings between you keep growing, until the tension breaks and you hook up with him at another get together (he takes you against a wall, fast and hard, his hand over your mouth because you're moaning as he pushes inside, the stretch of him divine and he buries his face in your neck, his cock spearing in and out of your wet heat in sloppy, hard thrusts. You're both coming in minutes, his spend dripping out of you and down your legs. The sight is almost enough to make him take you again).

After, you both say it was a mistake, that you can't do this again, it won't end well. But neither of you can help it, sneaking off to meet up in random places so no one catches you (except that one time it happened in your bed 🫢). And and and.... yeah. 🫣

I'M SO. SORRY SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TODAY

OK FIRST, EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS FAN ART BY @darkfoxkirin -- the mafia!mig of MY DREAMS

PLS WHITNEY:

Maybe he took over for his dad and he kind of hates it (has always hated it) but there's really nothing else for him so what can be do? -> i could literally imagine him sitting on a throne, bored as fuck like 😒 damn this SUCKS lolll

He's lonely at the top -> PLEASE THIS IS GIVING THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING BUT IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH -- I NEED HIM AHH

you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. -> the moment™️ KILLS ME LOLL, but YES a love or lust at first sight (spoiler, its both). not only does he need to talk to you, he needs you.

But you guys keep running into each other...-> HEY THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPPH, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO ME LIKE THAT 0-0, IM MELTING BRUV -- AND THEY KEEP MEETING 🫠

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ok so imagine that he's getting pressured to marry someone because as the boss, he's expected to have an heir to keep the business in the family.

he agrees to meet up with some aristocratic women just to get his advisors off his ass. it's not like he's taking them home or anything, he's merely meeting them at one of the clubs he owns or getting some dinner.

of course, during one of these 'dates' he bumps into you and your husband.

looks like he's not the only one trying to keep a low profile during the affair.

even though your two gangs are rivals, your husband politely greets miguel (though anyone within a 5 mile radius can hear the venom that simmers below his words).

"Mr. O'Hara, what a surprise to see you here..." you roll your eyes at the dick measuring contest. men can be so --

"Likewise."

miguel doesn't even look at him, barely even acknowledges his existence with his murmured reply. he's too busy looking at you in your pretty dress and the necklace that sits against your chest. he gave you it a few weeks ago, the last time he could get you alone.

he tries to catch your eye but you're not looking back at him, you're looking at the girl who clings to his arm.

both of you barely register that your husband is still talking, eyes devouring the woman who's clearly confused by the tension in the restaurant.

"...and who is this lovely thing?"

"this? oh, this is m..." damn, he forgot. SHIT, he literally just read her file in the car before picking her up. this may not be a real date, but he's not a dick!

she saves him the embarrassment, "I'm Melissa, nice to meet you." she offers a hand, expecting a handshake, but your husband takes it for a kiss. gross. even melissa look weirded out.

"So you're finally out in the field again?"

miguel looks at you warily, but you've been avoiding his eyes during this whole interaction.

"You could say that."

"Good for you." your husband reaches out and holds your hands in his from across the small round table, "It's about time us bachelors settle down."

miguel's jaw clenches, watching how uncomfortable you are being touched by him. "Sure. Look it was great catching up, but me and Melinda have a table waiting."

#MAFIA!MIGUEL #mafia au #AHHH I LOVE IT #MOOTS #screaming with moots #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara smut

[binunus]

sex with bin x eunwoo (m)

a/n THIS WHOLE ALBUM??? IS SO GOOD??? LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK !!!

also im so so sorry that i keep disappearing, every time I think I have a break in school, my professors keep going like sike here’s a new assignment and group presentation 🤡, but I swear I’m still working on all the requests, it’s just a real slow progression this time 😔

but thank you all so much for being really patient with me and my works, i legit wanna cry when I think about how sweet all you loves are ❤️

→ genre: smut

→ tw: threesome, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it lovies) dom!binwoo, brat!reader, light bondage?? anal, eiffel tower, oral (f and m receiving), fingering (f and m receiving), ~choking~ bc it’s me, squirting, v-voyeurism??

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oh good fucking lord

I don’t even know where to start

just the thought of getting dicked down by these two immaculate men??? at the same time??? i would sell my soul

and just binwoo are literally my biases?? im still going back and forth between them (even though I think bin is the top)

alright so how does this little thing even start

this is a non-idol au, lowkey this request is giving me frat boy vibes oops i said it

bin and eunwoo are close, they’re best buds

they have fucked the same guy/girl before, but never at the same time

they just have the same taste in people wink wonk

sidenote: bin and eunwoo as bi kings??? so much power fuck

so you are a mutual friend

you met them both in college and have stayed friends since then

but relationships aren’t for you (not yet at least)

the streets™ are still your companion

yes you have fucked both bin and eunwoo before in college, eunwoo once when you were junior, and bin a couple times throughout senior year

you don’t talk to them often, but if something comes up on your feed or a monumental event happens to any one of you, of course you’d spike up some conversation

so you’re coming back in town for a week or so, visiting old friends and family

and bin hits you up like “hey, I saw that you were in town! we should get some dinner and catch up!”

and you were not about to say no to that, bin was a good part of your college years! it would be nice to hang out with him again

alright you weren’t expecting to get action from this dinner – it popped in your mind, yes, but it wasn’t the ulterior motive

but did you try to dress up a little to impress moon bin?? maybe so

and shit, when he showed up to the restaurant looking like a whole ass man?? 

like did his biceps look more appetizing than the food you were being served? a little bit

conversation was exchanged very easily, you and bin were always a bit flirty with each other, ever since college, but you both knew it never meant anything beyond sex

and so when he asked if you were dating anyone, you knew this was the invitation, and were you going to accept it?? 100%, you haven’t had sex in a while because of your job

and so you find yourself back in bin’s apartment

bin: hm? I guess eunwoo’s not home from work yet

you: eunwoo? as in cha eunwoo? you guys still live together?

bin: yeah, we like living together, rent was cheaper that way, and this place is equidistant from both of our work places...is that a problem??

you: no, I mean it makes sense, just...what if eunwoo comes back while we’re in the middle of fucking...wouldn’t that be weird?

bin shrugging: you’ve had sex with eunwoo in college too, and it’s not like he hasn’t seen me naked before either. who knows he might even wanna join?

he said that as a joke alright

but as soon as he mentioned it, your eyes dilated a bit

bin noticed immediately and he caged you against the wall, a little smirk playing on his lips

bin: you seem to like that idea, y/n. hm? you wanna get fucked by both me and eunwoo? didn’t know you were into threesomes

your cheeks are flushing, you felt seen: would you feel weird if he joined? you guys are friends and roommates

bin shaking his head: me and eunwoo have talked about it before, and honestly this seems like the perfect opportunity. we’re all friends here.

you being nervous a little bit bc a threesome?? with both bin and eunwoo?? those two 6 foot attractive men??

you tried a threesome before bc you were curious, but it wasn’t the best hookup experience

you: should we...? wait for him??

your cheeks are flushed a little, like how were you supposed to go about this

bin smiles bc you look a bit cute right now being all shy and he just pinches your cheek

bin: you got cuter since we graduated y/n

you: shut the fuck up bin, don’t make me tie you up again

bin smirks and his hand moves from your cheek to fully grasp at your neck, he squeezes your throat as he pushes you so that your back collided with the wall: baby, if anyone’s getting tied up tonight, it’s gonna be you

and god if you weren’t horny before, you definitely are now, especially with the way bin was cutting off your airflow??? your head was spinning in the best kind of way

bin slotting his thigh in between your legs as he just crashes his lips onto yours

and he’s still choking you when he literally shoves his tongue down your throat, you have to grab onto his broad shoulders just to steady yourself

making out with bin is so hot

he picks you up by your ass and you wrap your legs around his waist, you both are still making out as he leads you to the couch

you’re straddling him oh lord have mercy

you in between kisses: why don’t we go to your room? what, is it messy?

you moan as he spanks your ass at the quip: we’re gonna need to do something about that smart mouth of yours baby...and we’re here to give eunwoo a little show when he comes home. Why, you need a bed? pillow princess? last time I remember, you were fine getting fucked in the maintenance room.

you two go back to kissing, bin’s hands were gripping at your waist now, lifting up the bottom of your shirt so that you could take it off

never in your life have you been so happy to wear a skirt, you could feel the outline of his bulge against your underwear, the fabric of his jeans giving you just enough friction

and when you start grinding on him, he grunts into your mouth and bites on your lower lip

and fuck when bin removes his shirt? he was always built in college but the definition of his muscles now?? you were literally drooling

you: holy shit bin, isn’t your job in business? where do you find the time to workout?

he’s kissing your neck now: you can always find time to workout y/n, just make it part of your daily routine

exercise evangelist moonbin™

you’re tilting your head to the side giving him more access, bin’s sucking hickeys into your neck and it just feels so good

your neck’s a sensitive spot, if you couldn’t tell

and bin knows that so he’s paying extra attention to your neck, you don’t even notice when his hands go around your torso to unclasp your bra

the two of you are literally just topless on his couch, making out and feeling each other up, when lo and behold, eunwoo comes home

his eyes go wide and he immediately covers his face: jesus christ bin, go to your fucking room

bin starts laughing, you know his laugh where his eyes literally crinkle and he smiles so wide and his laugh increases in pitch, that one

you can’t help but laugh too, you thought you would be embarrassed, but this is a bit funny

you: you don’t have to cover your eyes eunwoo, it’s not like you haven’t seen any of this before

eunwoo: oh shit, hey y/n, didn’t know you were coming over?? well...uh if you guys aren’t gonna go to bin’s room, I’m going to mine and just let me know when you’re done

bin: you sure you wanna go to your room? y/n wants you to join us

eunwoo’s blushing a little bit (he’s not covering his face anymore) when you two meet eyes: are you sure y/n?

you get a bit shy again bc shit, eunwoo in a suit coming from work with silver-blue hair? sexy

you: yeah...if you want to, me and bin are cool with it.

bin’s back to kissing your neck as you basically watch eunwoo remove his jacket and tie

and oof him unbuttoning his dress shirt? y’all he’s a tease, they both are

bin: let’s take this back to my room

eunwoo: we can go to mine, it’s cleaner and my bed’s bigger

you: i knew it

bin bites your shoulder and you let out a mix between a yelp of pain and a moan

bin: eunwoo get your ropes, we need to teach y/n a lesson on being bratty

eunwoo chuckling as he leads the way to his bedroom

bin already made himself comfortable on eunwoo’s bed, and you’re standing to the side making conversation as eunwoo looks through his closet for the ropes lol

as soon as eunwoo finds it, there’s a dark change in his eyes and he smirks at you: why don’t you join binnie on the bed, y/n?

your stomach turns in excitement, eunwoo tosses the ropes to bin and he puts a hand on your back as he leads you to his bed, and before you could get on by yourself, eunwoo just tugs your skirt down making you gasp

you lie down and bin grins as he binds your wrists to eunwoo’s headboard, usually you would put up a little fight when you get tied up, but you just stayed silent, you were anticipating what would happen next

bin: you’re being oddly obedient y/n

you’re a brat okay, but in the past when you and bin used to hook up, your brattiness increased by like 100%, like you’re extra bratty with bin for some reason

~it is what it is~

maybe it’s because eunwoo’s here too that your bratty side has suppressed a bit

bin and eunwoo both start removing all their clothes and you’re like shit eunwoo’s built too

bin settles in between your legs and eunwoo leans in and starts kissing you

and mmm eunwoo’s good at making out like he legit be taking your breath away and then you start feeling bin take off your soaked panties and he just goes right in

you literally moan into eunwoo’s mouth and your hands are straining against the ropes bc you just want to hold onto something !!

eunwoo feeling up your breasts and tweaking your nipples while bin is sucking on your clit and probing his tongue in and out your entrance??? euphoric

you’re literally feeling so many sensations right now and it’s just foreplay woo

and then the edging starts

bin??? hella good at eating out, oof what that mouth do

and with the added stimulation from eunwoo kissing your neck and pulling at your nips, you’re reaching your orgasm faster than anticipated

and suddenly they’re both off you

you: what the fuck?

you’re like gasping and glaring at the both of them and they just give you smug looks

bin: I don’t know if you deserve to cum just yet, y/n. right, eunwoo?

eunwoo chuckling as he nods and flicks at your nipple: binnie told me that you like talking back, hmmm that won’t work with both of us here y/n

your submissiveness kicking in and you’re whining: i won’t talk back, I promise

bin: I don’t know if I believe you y/n

and then they switch places and now bin’s making out with you again and eunwoo’s face to face with your cunt and he just shoves two fingers in your entrance and starts scissoring you

and right as you’re about to cum, they pull away again

this goes on at least two more times, you’re literally so frustrated tears are pooling in your eyes and you’re whining hard as hell, your wrists already aching from the ropes 

eunwoo: do you want us to untie you, y/n?

you nodding as you’re sniffling back the tears

aww they feel bad so eunwoo unties the ropes and he’s like gently rubbing at your wrists

bin wiping your tears away as he pinches at your cheek again

bin: you okay, y/n?

you: I’m so close, please

bin: alright baby, who do you want first, hm?

you honestly didn’t know, you had no preference, you just wanted to get railed

eunwoo: why not both?

your eyes go wide a little bit, your ass isn’t even prepped

bin sensing your hesitation and he just puts a hand on your waist: if you don’t want to--

you: no, i want to...I’m just...my ass isn’t ready...

eunwoo laughing cutely as he pats your thigh: we’ll prep you baby, don’t worry

you start by going on all fours, bin enters you first from behind and the groan he lets out bc you’re just so tight wow 

he literally has to restrain himself from just ramming into you, your walls just fit so snugly around him, his nails were digging into the skin of your waist

you open your mouth in a moan at the stretch and in that moment, eunwoo shoves his cock down your throat you literally gag

for reference, they’re both above average, no surprise there, I’d say both around 8 in., but bin’s girthier for sure

and so bin’s fucking your cunt while eunwoo’s fucking your mouth

simultaneously, eunwoo tugs at your hair and bin sneaks a finger down to gather some juices from your pussy before probing at your asshole

bin’s prepping you real well mmmmm

he’s literally fingering your ass while he’s pounding into you, the tip of his cock hitting so deep in your cervix

on the other hand you’re so focused on sucking eunwoo off, you take him as deep in your throat as you could, letting your jaw slack as he just thrusted in your mouth

and also the vibrations of your moans around his cock every time bin hits deep in you???

eunwoo swears he almost busts a nut when your hands reach up to play with his balls

he’s panting as he pulls your mouth off his cock: I need to be inside you before I cum

and then he’s lying down on his back and you start to ride eunwoo, and then bin lines his cock up at your other hole and you start to tense

eunwoo bringing you into a kiss to try and distract you from the pain your asshole’s about to feel

and you start hissing as bin starts to push in, you’re clenching so hard around eunwoo and tugging tightly at the ends of his hair

eunwoo starts making circles on your clit so that you could relax a bit to make it easier for bin to enter your back hole

and then the three of you just stay still for a bit when bin finally bottoms out, you’re still trying to get used to feeling stuffed full, you haven’t been fucked in so long and now you’re getting railed by two cocks??

the two of them are both saying sweet things to calm you down and distract you from the pain

and it’s cute, you know from your respective past hookup experiences with them that they’re really good at sensing discomfort or pain and would always tend to your needs

oof baby but as soon as you give the okay for both of them to move

it’s like you’re taken to another dimension holy shit

they both hit so deep, you swear to god their cocks have to be touching or something, or maybe at least reaching your intestines

when people say rearrange your guts, it definitely must have been this

you’re trying to set a pace on top of eunwoo, but bin thrusting from behind literally makes your knees go weak until eunwoo just lifts his hips and takes over, matching bin’s speed

and imagine this: bin pulling your hair, making your head tilt back and eunwoo just reaches up and covers your neck with his hand before he squeezes at your throat

your eyes are literally rolling into the back of your head, you have never felt this good ever in your life

your head’s spinning again, and you know all three of you are reaching the tipping point pretty soon, your stomach is churning, making you clench hard around both eunwoo and bin

eunwoo biting his lip as he groans, his grip tightening just a bit more around your neck

bin’s still yanking your hair back and he starts spanking your ass, he’s moaning as well

you literally scream, throat feeling raw, as you cum, you have never orgasmed so hard before, your body was convulsing around both of them and you just collapse on top of eunwoo

you’re vision literally sees white and your ears are ringing as they both cum in you

you black out for a little bit

eunwoo and bin: o_o holy fuck

the two of them start panicking like...did they just fuck you dead?? put you in a coma??

okay but just imagine eunwoo and bin bickering with each other about what to do like

bin: do we call 119???

eunwoo: what do we say? we fucked our friend into a coma?

it’s okay because you regain consciousness soon enough and both boys let out the biggest sigh of relief

you: ...what happened?

eunwoo: you passed out for a bit there y/n

you start giggling, much to their surprise, and you try to sit up

bin: ...are you okay y/n?

you: yeah, I can’t believe I blacked out because you guys fucked me so well, that’s pretty hot not gonna lie

eunwoo goes into the kitchen real quick to get you some water and bin sits down next to you

you thank eunwoo when he hands you the glass and he sits across from you and bin

the two roommates exchange a look and just high-five each other

you roll your eyes as they just laugh at each other...ugh boys

bin teasing you: I’ve never seen you so submissive y/n

eunwoo joining in: yeah, didn’t know you could squirt as well

you almost spit out the water: i-huh? no way

eunwoo: yeah, my stomach was soaked, I wiped it off when you were out

your face flushes, you’ve never squirted before

bin: don’t be embarrassed! it was hot, y/n, really

the three of you then just jump into a casual conversation about college, keep in mind you’re all still naked

and then you feel the cum just like in both your holes and it’s just uncomfortably sticky

you: uh...do you guys mind if I shower? my pussy feels gross right now

bin, with a glint in his eyes: I can clean that up for you, baby

before you know it, bin’s eating you out again -- to be more specific, he’s literally licking the mixture of yours and eunwoo’s cum from your cunt

that’s sexy...

you make eye contact with eunwoo and he’s just smirking as he sits back and watches you two, no intention on joining yet

alright but you had no idea if you could take another round right now, the first one literally made you pass out

so after bin makes you cum again, you tap out for the night

the three of you shower -- separately -- and then regroup in the living room to just chat and chill

the two insist you sleep over for the night since it’s past midnight by now

were there also hints of a round two in the morning?? maybe

you sleep in one of eunwoo’s shirts, but end up sleeping next to bin bc he’s whiny and likes cuddling

you three fuck again in the morning oops until eunwoo had to leave for work

then you and bin fuck again afterwards

happy threesome

happy comeback :)

4-5-21

#this was filthy omg #you all know im a simp for binwoo #and i saw their tiktok today uGH FUCK #astro #astro smut #moonbin #eunwoo #cha eunwoo #moon bin #bin #eunwoo smut #moonbin smut #bin smut #astro au #dongmin #lee dongmin #astro scenarios #eunwoo au #moonbin au #eunwoo scenarios #moonbin scenarios

[ag3ntl3vi]

Hoodie X GN! Reader X Masky | “Rock Paper Sisscors” |☁️

This struck me at like, 3AM while listening to Devil in Diguise. I’ll probably write more parts to this tonight if im being honest. 

!Gender-Neutral reader!

Trigger Warnings: Sexual mentions. 

Word Count: 2,317

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"Can you go any slower?" You laughed, stopping to allow your friend to catch up. Sweat dotted her chocolatey forehead as she panted. 

"Yes! I can." She wheezed. "You're just too fast!" Taylor whined loudly, bending herself in half to try and catch her breath. You rolled your eyes and pulled her up, raising her arms over her head. 

"You'll breathe better this way," You told her, taking a step back and taking a long sip of your icy water. Taylor nodded her thanks and slowed her breathing gradually. 

        "Wanna keep going?" You asked as you wiped your mouth on your wrist. Taylor feriously shook her head. "I'll pass, (Y/n)." She whimpered. You put yout arms behind your head as you began to walk down the worn dirt bath. 

"That sucks," You murmered. "We were only 1/4th of the way done."

Taylor gaped at your cocky smirk. "And you do this everyday?"

You nodded. "Twice a day if I'm feelin' lucky," You winked and giggled. Taylor shook her head in disbelief. 

"You're a machine," She grumbled, jogging to your side. You could tell she was tired, but she was the one who asked to join you in your near-night run. She said she needed the exercise to get the perfect "summer body", even though it was fall. 

You hummed. "I didn't know they made sexy machines now." Taylor pushed away the urge to roll her eyes, though she desperately wanted to. She chose not to answer your stupid comment. You both started to walk back to your dorm and planned a junk food movie night. You had the feeling she wouldn't last, but you couldn't say no to her puppy face. You had to admit, you were a sucker for your best friend.          Taylor ended up chugging the rest of her and your water bottles greedily, but you didn't blame her. She was pretty out of shape. The darker skinned girl took a large gasp of fresh oxygen after finishing off your beverage. 

"Learn to breathe, my God," You snorted. She glared.

"I just ran a mile, you can shut your mouth, you fucking monster," She hissed playfully. 

School campus soon came into view after your bickering. Taylor grumbled about how badly her feet ached and how she was never running ever again. You parted ways at the dorm. Taylor wanted to get the living room set up for the movie and sent you out for snacks and drinks. You easily migrated to the everything store. That wasn't its actual name, you couldn't care to remember what it was, but the everything store seemed to suit the run down shop better. 

        You pushed thr glass double doors open, a cute bell ringing to announce your presence to the cashire, Michael. 

"(Y/n)!" He greeted with a smile. You returned the facial gester with a small wave of your own.          "What're you here for this time?" He leaned his head on his open palm, his eyes trained on your figure. You had your back turned to him as you read the movie names on the rack. 

"What does it look like?" You chuckles, plucking a familar title from the shelf. 'Kiki's Delivery Service', a childhood favorite of yours. Michael didn't verbally answer, he was too busy allowing his eyes to roam your every curve. 

His eyes snapped to the side when you turned around to wonder down the candy isle. You shoved a KitKat , snickers, and (f/c) into your arm (allowing an extra of your favored one into your pocket, shh) before you turned the corner, finding the energy drinks. With a childish grin you grabbed a few of the better Monster flavors. You knew you had popcorn at the dorm so you didn't bother trying to find a box here. 

        You decided to check out as quickly as possible, avoiding as much conversation with Michael as you could. He gave you the creeps. He always tended to make sexual remarks regarding your running outfit, like how your shorts made your ass look plump or how cute you looked with a flushed, tired expression. In general, he didn't seem like a good guy or influence, though Taylor took an odd interest in him. She always had shitty tastes in men. 

It was getting late, you noticed. The sun started to darken as students scrambled to their respected dorms or apartments off campus. You made your way to your room. The illuminated cobblestone path gave you the worst horror movie vibes, so to say you booked it was an understatement. As soon as you were inside the safe confindments of your dorms living area, you released a loud sigh of relief. You thought about taking the elevator up, but decided on the stairs to the third story. You were very grateful you were on a higher floor, to you it served as a lesser chance of being robbed or murdered. 

"I brought a movie, candy and monsters, come on, you filthy goblin." you called into the freakishly neat room. Taylor was a very, very messy person so you tended to pick up after her more than you'd happily admit. It didn't take long for you to set positions for certain objects in specific places. Example, your shoes stayed in a small, plastic, blue bin by the door. They didn't ever make it to the carpeted floor of the living room. You had a key rack by the door so your keys were never lost or misplaced and Taylor had insisted you needed a coat rack, so your bookbags and Taylor's purses hung there. Any extra blankets, pillows, and sheets were placed neatly in the spare closet. 

        "Monsters..?" Her brown head popped out from around the corner. 

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Taylor had passed out halfway through the movie, not that you were surprised. You pouted. You were very well use to it, but it wasn't any less disappointing when it happened. You carefully laid her on the couch, not bothering to wake her. She was a literal demon when she was woken up. You covered her body in a large, fluffy blanket before standing, pacing for a moment. 

You wondered back to your organized room and grabbed your large spray bottle you kept on your dresser. You stared down your mass of plants in your window seal and the few on your night stand and hanging from the ceiling before watering the ones that needed it, leaving your Rainbow Bush succulent alone. Satisfied, you grabbed your school jacket and your earbuds and phone before slipping your shoes on at the door. 

It was almost 1 before Taylor and you had finally settled enough to sit and watch the movie, so it was fairly late now. But, regretfully, your body was still pumped from the sugary drinks you consumed not long ago. You made a quick choice to go on a short run to tire yourself out a bit before retiring for the night. Sure, wasn't the best idea to go out at night, alone and defenceless, but you prided yourself in your speed if needed. Besides, you've done it before and you were obviously still alive!

You made your way to the dirt path you ran earlier in the day, struggling to remember a stupid songs name. You grinned when you figured it out and hurriedly played it. The opening played through your earbuds as you gently bobbed your head to the beat.

"There are boulders on my shoulders, collar bones begin to crack, there is very little left of me and it's never coming back," You sung softly along with 'Be nice to me'. An old, but greatly loved song from your middle school years. You began to run.

Your lips parted in a content smile as a phrase slipped past your teeth.

"You're a killer, and i'm your best friend. I think it's unfair, your situation," 

You began to bounce on the balls of your feet excitedly. "You say i'm changing! I'm sorry I didn't know I had to stay the same!" You jumped as your legs moved, your voice growing louder and bolder with every word thoughtlessly spilling out your mouth. You became unaware of the eyes watching your movements, head tilted in confusion. 

"Your voice is driving me insane!" You shouted, hopping more as you swished your head side to side, getting louder everytime the phrase was repeated. The last note rang through your ears and you let out a joyful that was quickly cut off. The overbearing feeling of being watched dawned on you. 

You jerked around and scanned the treeline, your eyes falling on a tall male facing you with a tilted head. You stared at him, confused before your gaze fell on the bloodied pipe dangling by his side. You fearfully and turned around, bolting in the direction the path led you to. You didn't have much time to understand why he was watching you, but you could hear his heavy footsteps crushing dead leaves as he raced after you. 

'Molly' blasted into your ears loudly, making you jerk in surprise. If you were going to die tonight, you were glad this was the song you'd die to. 

You could hear him distantly still chasing after you. Not to brag, but you could run a mile amd keep going onto the next without breaking too much of a sweat, though you'd be fairly tired.          Speaking of tired, you could feel the drousiness spreading to your head and deep down you knew that you couldn't keep the pace up for much longer. 

Sucking in a deep breath, you turned into the woods, lifting your feet high so you wouldn't be the stupid one to trip on a root and be killed first. That would be an embarrassing way to die and not even Molly could make it better, you concluded. 

So you did the most logical thing your sleepy brain could think of.

You climbed a fucking tree.

The man was a far enough distance for you to get a good amount of height between the two of you. You panted, your palms itching with needle-like pain from the rough and merciless bark, but pulled yourself up another branch and looked down. The man was panting heavily, bent over as he struggled to force air into his most likely burning lungs.  He stood up after a quick second, glaring up the tree at you.

Childishly, but overcome with a sense of acomplishment, you stuck your tongue out at him. 

Bad idea, you concluded when the guy's gloved fists clenched by his sides and he started to climb. 

You squealed. "No! Fuck off!" You shouted. "Pick another goddamn tree, you humanoid orange!" A growl ripped through your teeth as you glared fearfully at him.          To your surprise, he got down. He moved his head to stare at you before sitting indian style, his face pointed to you.

For the first time you had a proper look at him, and you weren't surprised. He looked like he came from a shitty horror movie. He wore an orange hoodie with a ski mask hiding his facial features, a red frowny face sitched into it. He had dark blue, wore out jeans and black boots that looked to be kept as clean as Taylor would keep her living space. 

'Best friend' Began to play quietly through your (f/c) earbuds and you forced down a snort at the timing. You were hoddled up in a tree while a guy who most likely wanted you dead watched from below. You shook your head and glanced at the dark sky.

'The stars are out' You thought as you spotted the little dipper, the big one wasn't far away from it's child. 

It only took about ten minutes for your easily distracted mind to get bored. You stared down at the hooded man as he drew in the dirt with his pipe. An idea struck you, a bad one, but an idea nevertheless. And it wasn't going to kill you, with a lot of hope, it may allow you to live another day. 

"Yo, tangerine!" He flinched at your loud voice, moving his head to stare at you. 

You held up a fist with your dominate hand, your opposite going under it, palm up and open.

"Wanna play rock, paper, sisscors before I die?" 

The man stilled before very, and I mean very slowly nodded. You allowed yourself to snort. Now you were going to play a childs game with a murderer. 

"Do you know how to play?" You called down. He nodded again and held up his hands. "Cool," You said.

The orange-clad killer was absolute shit at rock, paper, sisscors. He was even worse than your nephew, who was six and had the attention span of a squirell. Sometime in your game playing, you had moved yourself a few branches down to see him better in the dark woods. You now sat a branch above his head.          He didn't move much, but his shoulders seemed to slump.

You threw rock, again, and he threw sisscors. You gave an evil victory crackle whiele he glared gloomily at his open fingers.          "That was fun," You stretched your arms over your head, yawning. "Can I go now?" You calmly asked. 

He didn't move for a long while, looking between you and his gloved hands, the, back to you. Finally, he nodded. You hopped down, smiling widely. 

"Thanks," You said nervously. He was trying to kill you earlier, so you wouldn't be completely off guard around him. You started to shuffle around him cautiously. His arm shot out, grabbing your upper arm roughly. You flinched hard, looking up at him with wide eyes. 

This is it, You thought He changed his mind and wants to eat me!

Instead, you heard a deep voice whisper.

"You can leave if we can play again soon."

#creepypasta #x reader #hoodie x reader #hoodie #masky #marble hornets #fanfiction #masky x reader #poly relationship #masky x reader x hoodie #cp #i dont know what im doing #rock paper sisscors #murderer #tim wright #brian thomas

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k-drama rec list

Prior to 2020 I’d maybe watched 2 k-dramas in my entire life, but this year I got sucked in, thanks to some great recs, and y’know, *gestures * everything.  

I think I’d held off watching kdramas because my impression of them was limited to romances that I didn’t enjoy at all. But this was the year I discovered the equivalent of “gen fic” kdrama- dramas that had wonderful ensemble casts, strong story lines that weren’t entirely romance focused and also a variety in terms of themes and styles. A big plus was that I found so many of these dramas had women leading the writers’ room, and seeing the effect of that in the story telling. (Notable exceptions: a certain “star” writer who should please stop inflicting her badly written, formulaic crap on the world, yes Kim Eun-Sook, I mean you, and whoever wrote that trashfire Flower of Evil)

So here I am with my own rec list! Caveat- these are mostly not the dramas released in 2020, I’m still playing catch up! :)

Under the cut for length

My Mister/ My Ahjussi  (2018, Written by Park Hae-Young, Directed by Kim Won-Seok, starring Lee Sun-kyun and Lee Ji-eun aka IU) 

This was definitely my absolute favourite of the shows I watched this year across western/ asian media. It’s a story about the thread that binds us all and the ineffability of human connection. It’s also a story that deconstructs ideas of masculinity and honour and shame in a non-western context, but with an extremely compassionate touch.  It’s a story that doesn’t shy away from showing the consequences of material and spiritual poverty; and how one can so easily feed into the other. It’s a love story that isn’t a romance, except that it’s a Romance. It’s about finding salvation in one another and in the kindness of strangers.  It’s about choosing life, and picking yourself up off the floor to take that one last step and then the next and then the next. The one quibble I have with the series is that it could have been better paced, it does get extremely slow after the half way mark. But god, do they land the ending. Both Lee Sun-kyun and IU turn in absolutely heartbreaking performances, and fair warning, be prepared to go through an entire box of tissues watching this series. 

Life  (2018,  written by Lee Soo-yeon  and directed by Hong Jong-chan, starring Lee Dong-wook, Cho Seung-woo, Won Jin-ah, Lee Kyu-hyung, Yoo Jae-myung and Moon So-ri.)

Medical dramas are very much not my thing, and I wouldn’t have taken a chance on it except that @michyeosseo said I should, and she was right! It’s a medical drama in the sense that it’s set in a hospital, but rather than a “case-fic” format, this is actually a sharp commentary on the corporatization of health care, and the business of mixing, well, money and what should be a fundamental human right. Writer Lee Soo-yeon was coming off the global success of Stranger/Secret Forest S1 when this aired, so I understand that expectations were probably sky-high, and people were disappointed when this show didn’t give them the adrenaline rush that they wanted. On the other hand, I thought that this outing was really much more nuanced in terms of the politics and also how the ending doesn’t allow you the luxury of easy-fixes. This show has a great ensemble cast, and while it took me a while to get used to Lee Dong-wook’s woodenness (i ended up calling him mr.cadaver after watching this and was surprised to learn that he’s very popular?), in the end I was quite sold on his version of angry angst-bucket elder-sibling Dr.Ye Jin-woo. His best scenes were with Lee Kyu-hyung who turns in a lovely, achy performance as the paraplegic Dr. Ye Seon-woo who just wants to live a normal life. The love story between the two brothers is actually the emotional backbone of the story, and I think they landed that perfectly. 

My one quibble with writer-nim is that she ended up writing in a forgettable and somewhat (for me at least) uncomfortable romance between the characters played by Won Jin-ah and Cho Seung-Woo. I think part of my uncomfortable-feeling was that I got the strong sense that the writer herself didn’t want to write this romance, it was as if she was being made to shoe-horn it in for Studio Reasons, and she basically grit her teeth and did the worst possible job of it.  I do wish we could have absolutely had the OT3 of my dreams: Moon So-ri/Cho Seung-woo/Yoo Jae-myung like, c’mon TV gods MAKE IT HAPPEN, just...look at them!!!! 

Anyway, that apart, I think this was a very engaging series, and by engaging, I also mean thirst-enabling, see below. 

 Stranger (aka Secret Forest  or Forest of Secrets) S1 & 2 : (2017-, Written by Lee Soo-yeon, directed by 

2017′s smash hit aired a much anticipated second season in 2020, and I managed to catch up just in time to watch that live, so that was thrilling :D . Writer Lee Soo-yeon  mixes up thriller/office comedy/political commentary in an ambitious series. I think S1 is more “exciting” than S2 in terms of the mystery and pacing,  but S2 is far more dense and interesting in terms of political commentary because it takes a long hard look at institutional corruption and in true writer-nim fashion doesn’t prescribe any easy solutions. Anyway, please enjoy public prosecutor Cho Seung-woo and police officer Bae Doona as partners/soulmates kicking ass and taking names in pursuit of Truth, Justice and just a goddamn peaceful meal, along with a stunningly competent ensemble cast. Also yes, Han Yeo Jin is a lesbian, sorry, I don’t make the rules. 

Search: WWW  (2019, Written by Kwon Do-Eun, directed by Jung Ji-hyun & Kwon Young-il, starring  Im Soo-jung, Lee Da-hee, Jeon Hye-jin)

GOD. Where do I start? +1000 for writer Kwon Do-Eun saying “fuck the patriarchy” in the most grandiose way possible, i.e. absolutely refusing to acknowledge that it exists. Yes, this is that power fantasy, and it’s also a fun, slice-of-life  tale about three women navigating their way through work, romance, national politics and everything in between. It’s true that I wasn’t entirely sold on the amount of time spent on the romance, and I really wish they’d actually had a textual wlw romance, though the subtext through the entire series is PRACTICALLY TEXT. But still, it maintains that veneer of plausible deniability and I think queer fans who are sick of that kind of treatment in media have a very valid grouse against the show. On the other hand, personally I felt that the queer-platonic vibe of the show is very wonderful and true to real life, and it was only reinforced by the ending. This is a show written by a woman for women (like me), and it shows. 

Hyena  (2020, Written by Kim Roo-Ri, directed by Jang Tae-yoo & Lee Chang Woo, starring  Kim Hye-soo and Ju Ji-hoon )

Those of you who’ve been watching hit zombie epic Kingdom are probably familiar with Ju Ji-hoon’s brand of sexiness already. I had not watched Kingdom and got hit in the face by Mr.Sexy McSexyPants’ turn as a brash, privileged-by-birth, up and coming lawyer who gets completely runover by the smoking hot and incredibly dangerous fellow lawyer/competitor from the other side of the tracks in the person of Kim Hye-Soo. When I say they set the room on fire, I mean it, ok. Every single scene between these two is an actual bonfire of sexual attraction and emotional hand grenades, and they’re both absolutely riveting to watch. “Flower of Evil” wishes they had what this show has- an actual grown up romance as opposed to a thirteen year old twilight fan’s idea of an adult romance. 

The “lawyer” shenanigans and the “cases” are hit or miss, and I think the occasional comedy fell flat for me. But that’s not why I mainlined like 6 episodes of this series overnight like a coke addict, and that’s not why you’re going to do it either. It’s so RARE, even in these enlightened days to find a female character like Jung Geum-ja: hard as nails, unapologetic about it, and not punished by the narrative for it. The best part for me is that she feels like a woman’s woman, not a man’s idea of what a Strong Female Character should be. Anyways, when I grow up I want to have what Kim Hye-soo has ok?

Other dramas that I watched this year, quickly rated:

The King: Eternal Monarch (3/10 and those 3 points are only for the combined goodness of second leads who deserved better- Jung Eun Chae, Woo Do Hwan and Kim Kyung Nam. Please head over to my AO3 and read my attempts to fix this garbage fire and rescue their characters from canon)

Flower of Evil (-10/100, dont @ me)

Tale of the Nine Tailed (5/10, I think it succeeds at what it set out to do, which is a light hearted, sweet fantasy-romance-melodrama, plus “second lead” Kim Beom will make you cry as the hot mess of a half human/ half fox spirit ALL TEARS character. I think if you’re into kdrama romances as a genre, this is probably a good bet?)

Signal  (7/10,  This was the first full kdrama I watched this year and would definitely recommend. It’s a police procedural with time travel shenanigans and has an engaging plot, good pacing, texture and compelling performances. My one disappointment with it was the way they wrote Kim Hye-soo’s character. As literally the only female character to survive in any way, she was given short shrift, and toward the end it really began to grate on me.)

Six Flying Dragons - (7/10, also would recommend if you’re interested in Korean historicals. It definitely already feels a bit dated in terms of styling and production values, and even scripting and acting choices. But it has a good balance of fantasy and history and political commentary. I was not a fan of Yoo In-Ah’s performance in this series, but it’s not anything that would make you want to nope out of the series. It’s GoT , if GoT was thoughtful about politics and characters and not the misogynist, racist trashfire that it became.)

My Country: The New Age - (3.5/10, and that’s 3 points to Jang Hyuk’s fan and 0.5.points to Woo Do Hwan’s heaving bosom. If you like your historical drama/fantasy with very pretty men, very gay subtext -seriously RIP to show makers who thought they could hetero it but didn’t account for Woo Do Hwan’s Tragic Face- lots of blood and tears and very nonsense plot, this is right up your alley. I probably would have enjoyed it more in other circumstances, I think? But this one just annoyed me too much at the time! 

I have a couple of more dramas to watch on my list, that’ll probably carry me over into 2021, so see ya on the other side! :D

#k-drama #kdrama rec list #2020: A YEAR #i'm a queue for you

[greenorangevioletgrass]

OKAY SO I was scoring through the #distractinglysexy hashtag where women scientists just snapped at mysoginist men scientist who think women just cry in labs by posting pictures of them looking hot with lab equipment under the said hashtag. And I just couldn't get the image of Peter in a labcoat sjsksjksjs CAN YOU WRITE SOMETHING ON IT PLEASE SENPAI 💙💙💙💙

OMGOMGOMGOMG I LOOKED IT UP ON INSTA AND I LOVE IT

okay so like

you’re a kickass biochemistry grad student and dating your classmate peter parker

but the world still sucks and you still get undermined in your field bc you’re a girl and you like to dress up nice and look fly

you’ve told this to peter (he’s seen it a bunch of times himself) and he’s like “pleaseeee let me kick his ass” but you’re like “no, i can take care of myself” bc yaaasss gurl

one night he’s just hanging out and working with you when he notices how fucking cool you look with the goggles and gloves and lab coat and intricate braids, all focused and in your element

and he’s like “can i.. can i take your picture real quick?” “um knock youself out” “OKAY don’t mind me”

and goes on to take the coolest pics of you sksjdfhksdjh

“ooh you can post it on instagram with that #distractinglysexy hashtag!!!” and you’re like hell yeah you’re gonna show em how smart and badass you are

and then he came up with the genius idea of “OOH what if I do the sexy poses in the labcoat????”

so after your work is done, you set out to do an impromptu photoshoot

(in his defense, peter looks hella cute in a labcoat. that’s how you developed a crush on him to begin with.)

but he’s doing the over-the-shoulder look, the “ooh-you-caught-me-in-my-labcoat”, and the biting-the-finger pose, and “the kim kardashian” (which is just him puffing out his chest and stick his butt out and wrapping the labcoat real tight around him) and you’re dead

you’re full on squatting on the floor laughing

“DON’T LAUGH AT ME I LOOK DISTRACTINGLY SEXY”

“i know i know im sorry you’re very sexy” you pull him by the collars of the lab coat and kiss him

bc he’s your distractingly sexy funny nerd of a boyfriend 💕

#this got cracky im sorry hehe #or am i hahah #kriti🍓 #ava writes #peter parker imagine #peter parker headcanons #peter parker fluff

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 09.04.21 lb

vansh's dumb ass rushing off to that random address he saw. like......... are you even checking on google maps ki kya area hai, is it conducive to having a secret person stashed there as a hostage? pata chala udhar tak pohunch gaye aur ek big bazaar hai.

ishani tripping riddhima as she runs into the house. such middle school bitchidity.

and now some interrogation of really wtf are you and vansh bhai upto all the time, coz no normal ppl can understand wtf your relationship dynamic is anymore.

blah blah some dhamki on dadi ko pata challllllllllll gaya toh??????

idc about this scene except for ishani looking hot af. i love her shirt dress and red lipstick. style icon.

anyway riddhima promises answers in 24 hours and fucks off.

lol vansh reached destination and from the looks of it, it's an empty lot. lmaooooooooooooo, fucking idiot. pehle hi bola tha maine, check kar udhar hai kya.

riddhima meanwhile steals the black box, which changes how it looks every single day.

calls vyom and is like i did my part of the deal, now your turn. they arrange the drop.

lmao vansh comes home to empty safe. follows her as she goes and dumps it in the recycling bins and tells vyom to pick it up.

hoodie waale kisine aake pick up kar diya. which i'm sure is not vyom, but angre/someone else instead.

ew vansh rootin around in the garbage bin for the box. sees it's gone and is all smirkily "INTERESTINGGGGGGG VERYYYYYYYY INTERESTINGGGG" about it. ok either box iske aadmi ne uthaaya hai ya woh asli waala black box nahi tha. warna yeh itna khush nahi hota.

ugh siya is video calling vyom and all WHYYYY CAN'T I COME SEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!!? i promiseeeee i won't disturb you while you work, i'll just keep looking at you and listening to you. what the ever loving fuck? behen, the relationship you're describing is the one ppl have with animals in zoos. yuck i actually cannot watch this shit man, i'm fwding.

anyway riddhima walks in hearing his voice from siya's room. ek toh yeh kaun bewakoof hai jo apne secret bf se BINA HEADPHONES ke baat karta hai? ffs, 6th graders doing aashiqui better than these fucks.

riddhima yelling at siya about getting involved with shunya circle zero man, while siya yelling back about how did YOUUUUUU see my earring with him, why are YOUUUU meeting him huh?!!?? and vyom is just there on the call like

riddhima trying to warn siya ki he's not a good man............. sis kabhi apne relationships ko dekha hai???? you're running on full 100% in the dept. of having romantic relationships with psychopathic men who try to injure/kill you on a weekly basis.

asdkjsakjdhksajdhksajhdkj i honestly am vyom in this sitch, who's enjoying this convo to the maxxxxxxxx. zoom call par baithe kisi aur ke ghar ka kalesh dekhne ka mazzzaaaa hi kuch aur hai.

angre losing his mind about riddhima stealing the box and vansh is all cool which meansssss........ nakli tha. for sure. shoulda known when we saw it looked diff itself.

lmaooooooooooooooo black box ko orange paint kar ke rakha hua hai iss chutiye ne. and he's bragging about how no one can open it without the key.

meanwhile peeth pe key waali didi andar jhaank ke spying kar rahi hai, as per usual.

kabir over here like main riddhima riddhima chillaaunga, banyaan phaad ke........... guard has had enough of his shit and tells him to stfu.

someone from outside hears this chillam-chilli and calls the police. wow, a responsible citizen, in this show?????????? unbohlievable.

cut to riddhima walking into bedroom (in whole new outfit; huh??? is it a whole other day suddenly?????) which is decorated like a mixture of a grade school on valentine's day + the set of a suhaag raat porno, lmao. husband is also in here, in his red velvet suit, giving her bhaaaaari sex eyes.

riddhima's thinking lagta hai issko pata nahi chala ke maine naak ke neeche se box udaa liya, warne yeh saare phool meri arthiiii pe chadhte.

this b has some nerve talking to siya about her "dangerous relationship" with that shirtless bhopuuuu player when her own husband/said chick's elder brother is a quasi-murderer they live with.

LMAO THEIR WHOLEASS BED IS GONE. ABHI SESK KAHAAN KAROGE? IS CHHOTE SE DINING TABLE PAR? ouff, they must still be in their 20s if they don't require proper lumbar support.

gives her a rose, ofc she pricks herself on a thorn, and nowwwww.... he's sucking on her finger. I'M SORRY THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC OR SEXY AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL. SHE DIDN'T EVEN WASH HER HANDS AFTER COMING INTO THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS GONNA START SOME INCURABLE PANDEMIC OF THEIR OWN LIKE THIS.

she's all ohohohoho dard bhi tum, dawa bhi tum huh? and he's like yeah babyyyyyyyyyy, coz tum poori ki poori meriiiiiii ho.

ok the sexy is getting scary now. as is on par with this fucker. never a moment where heart rate can be at resting rate with him. and not in a good way.

she's telling him she wants to tell him something, give him some surprise....... and he's like.... ok? and they slow dance while making shakki faces at each other's back.

kabirrrrrrr stillllllllll screaming for riddhima. guard finally calls her and makes him speak to her. she's like bitch tf you want i was about to get laidddddd.........

kabir suddenly in i love you i love you mode. shady. kal tak toh yeh gaana nahi chal raha tha??? *acp pradyuman hand motion* kuch toh gadbad hai.

whoopsssssssssss, police is here. guard is like fuck someone musta called hearing this dude's ruckus.

kabir is like mwahahahahahaha, your game is over now. police will find meeeeee and freeeeee meeeee.

lmaoooooooooo she talks to the police and says ki woh jo chila raha hai, mera mentally unstable bhai hai, toh bas...... inspector is like SAY NO MORE MA'AM, WE DON'T WANNA CHECK ON THE MENTALLY ILL, THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM, NOT AN US PROBLEM AS A SOCIETY, SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CRAZY BRO, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

anyway she's like listen up kabir, my deal is over, i'll tell vansh the truth and then you'll be free. so part of the deal with vyom is to keep kabir locked up???????? hein? what even.........

kabir freaking out about riddhima telling vansh the truth, and keeps on saying he'll murder her........ DUDE WHAT THIS SORDID TRUTH ANYWAY IM SO DONE JUST OUT WITH IT ALREADY

vansh comes outta the bathroom shirtless and............... lollipop ladki is here sexily breaking wine glasses in his bedroom. zero boundaries up in this house. NONE WHATSOEVER.

ok sorry i'm not paying attn to anything being said rn coz

lollipop ladki is like why not we drink from one glass and he's like 🤨🤨🤨

wifey's here to spoil the party.

or to make it better????????? coz lol she's like make it three glasses of wine! won't you invite me to whatever's going on???? she looks waaaay more into lollipop ladki than vansh is, which would be the best possible development to riddhima's character.

vansh like hein aise kaise you stealing girl away from meeeeee, and telling lollipop girl ki why don't you and i just chug from the bottle?

cursory invitation to riddhima too.......... man, why is this giving heavy threesome vibes???

riddhima like "no thanks, mujhe do se zyaada hont ek bottle par achche nahi lagte." alksjdlaskjdlsakjdlsajkdlaksjdlka

vansh: achche toh mujhe bhi nahi lagte.

riddhima: par lagta hai tumhe toh kisi ke bhi chalenge.

OUCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooooooo now these two are just having their own petty pati-patni fight filled with vague statements about trust and misunderstandings, and lollipop girl is just here like

precap: riddhima about to tell vansh the whole truth or whatever, when vyom calls and is like wtf you gave me a fake black box. riddhima and vansh are once again fighting about truth and dhoka and like.......... bro. idc anymore. someone take your shirt off to make this worth my while.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

[endlessbucky]

Lessons; chapter two

Lesson 2: Blowjob

To say that things got weird was an understatement, Steve couldn’t see you the same way he used to,hell no, now everytime he had to be in the same room as you, an instant boner apparead, remembering your kisses, the way you moved and how wet you got because of him, because of his cock. He couldn’t help it before and sure as hell couldn't help it now after what the both of you did together, and he wanted more. He was too excited to know what was the second step, he was curious and nervous too, fuck, he didn’t know what to expect but he was ready for whatever you wanted to show him.

It really shocked him when you told him what the both of you were about to do, he knew about oral sex, hell, he watched two o three videos about it, and he thought it was disgusting at first, until he saw the men’s faces when the girls sucked them off and when they cummed he could practically see how much they enjoyed it, but what Steve liked the most, was how well their lady friend seemed to be enjoying doing the blowie, swallowing the men till they were worn out, making him want to experience it with someone who would enjoy do it.

He never really thought he would actually met somebody who wanted to do it, nor somebody who trusted enough for him do it, he really was an old man, not knowing how to act at your news about teaching him about oral sex He wanted you to be his first on teaching him on oral sex ,of course, and on sex in general, still he didn't know how to act at your boldness.

‘’Usually dudes love this, so I think you would love this too. You don’t need to do anything at all, just relax and enjoy the experience. ‘’You laugh at his face. ‘’Don’t look at me like that, you going to be just fine. not much to learn here.”

You smiled and proceed to kiss him, wanting him to just relax, his kisses made you feel just like the last time, horny and eager, you liked his kisses a lot more than you would admit to anyone.

He was sitting on his bed now, but you, you were on your knees, in between his hard legs,Steve was trying too hard to not come at the sight of you, on your knees for him. He really never thought about you going on your knees to do him, he gulped, and you noticed him.

‘’Steve, breathe, I’m not doing anything yet. You look like you’re going to die.’’

He could die right now, and he would be happy about it.

You looked at him, “Are you ready? We can just stop here or wait until you feel comfortable, Steve. I want you to enjoy this.”

He was ready, was he? He sure as hell wasn't but he needed it, he was dreaming for it. The moment you got on your knees the only thought that went on Steve’s brain was how his cock would feel on your mouth, so yeah, he was not ready at all to feel that because but he WANTED it and he felt safe around you, so he nodded as he moved his hips up and put his pants and boxers off.

Steve was HARD. Just with a kiss and his cock was ready for whatever you were about to give to him, he didn't know what to think about it, he didn’t expect you affecting him like that.

Wetting your lips again you tried to take your time, it was his first time after all, if you weren’t careful at all it would be over before you started and you wanted him to enjoy this as much you would be enjoying it.

‘’I’m going to touch you, okay?’’

Steve’s eye widen, how would your hands feel around him…? Like heaven. He moaned as your hands touched his cock firmily, he tensed as you began to move your hand slowly, too slowly for his like. ‘’Fuck. That feels good.’’

‘’Does it?’’

‘’It does, please don’t stop, please.’’ Okay, now he was ready for everything you wanted to do as long as it felt just as good as your hands did.

You smiled as you keept moving your hand arund him, he was huge and your hand couldn’t close around him, still you mainteneid the grip around him, moving your hand up and down. You could feel everything, the vein that went from the tip to the bottom of hi shag till the pulsatiions of his cock. You watched intensly when a drop of pre cum, left the tip, you wanted to taste him…

Steve was wrong again, he wasn’t ready AT ALL. The exact moment your toungue licked the tip, he could feel himself gone, but when you sucked the tip and went really down on him he really didn’t care if he would gone for real now. Your mouth was hot, wet and tight. You sucked and licked him so damn good, he couldn't believe he once thought that this was gross, gross his ass.

‘’Fuck me.’’ The words dies on his mouth. Steve watched in awe how your mouth kept sucking his dick, he groaned as his hips moved up wanting to introduce himself further into your mouth.

You smiled, making Steve curse, it was sexy and the fact that he liked it and wanted more made all this even hotter and you wanted him to be loud, because a man who praised an moaned loud was such a damn turn on for you. Sucking harder you added your hand at the bottom of his cock, you began to play with your tongue all over the top as you moved your hand all the way up and down, as you did so, a new drop of pre cum invaded your mouth, Steve taste was intoxicating, salty and very tasty, you lick the top again loving just loving the way he tasted. You were enjoying this too much, you could feel your pussy wetting at every suck you did to his cock, you pussy hurting with the need of being touched or fucked to be more specific.

‘’Ah, fuck. This is too good.’’ Steve felt like he was in heaven, literally. He couldn't move his eyes away from your mouth, he didn’t want to miss the way your mouth worked around him, sucking him, devouring him. He was 100% sure that he would never forget how good you looked, how you seemed to be enjoying sucking him off.

Too soon for his dismay, Steve knew he was going to come, his body was hot all over and his breath wasn’t that calm anymore. he couldn't fight it, just the way you looked could make a man cum in his pants.

‘’Im-- Im going to come… soon’’.

You hummed, letting him know that you were ready for him , that he could cum in your mouth without a problem, hell your mind was blinded and your tongue was anxious to taste him.

Steve couldn’t help it when your mouth went south and touched one of his little friends, his body tensed and as the first drop of cum left his tip as a loud groan left his mouth, his hands tangled harder in your hair making you stop from moving as he began to fuck your mouth with slow thrust as his cum kept filling your mouth, when he finally emptied himself, his hips stopped moving a his breath went still.

You swallowed looking up at him, his taste making you even more horny, not moving a muscle as you saw how his body began to relax, you were so damn hot for him, you wanted, needed him to fuck you NOW, but you knew he wasn't ready for it, not today, at least. Your mouth was still on him, sucking slowly now waiting to him for be the one who pull away when he wanted to. He did eventually,slowly, leaving his taste on your tongue.

Steve opened his eyes, blue shining, he looked like he was floating. A wide smile spreaded on his face as he focused his sight on you . ‘’I want to make you feel good too.”

‘’Sorry, you what?’’ You didn’t expect that at all.

‘’I want to go down on you, teach me how to please you,please? I really want to make you feel just as good as you made me feel, please?” He was practically begging you to let him go down on you

How could you say no to that?

Sorry for being MIA, I hope you all enjoy it, sorry for the mistakes english ismt my first language,next chapter will be up soon, promise! Anyways happy pride month and don’t forget Black Lives Matter!

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[georgesdamnton]

ok, uve roasted the amrev, can you roast the engrev??

CAN I?? JOKES ON YOU IM AN EXPERT ON 17TH CENTURY ENGLAND BITCH HAHA

If you want a more focused roast like individuals, parliaments, parties, etc, you're gonna have to send a different ask cus this is a vague infodump of my grievances with the commonwealth.

Warning: digression ahead.

Firstly, I've never heard anyone refer to the republic as "engrev" and I'm shook. The only time I've heard people even use the word revolution is for the Glorious """Revolution""", and I've written 2 separate papers on why that doesn't count as a revolution in any way, so don't get me started on that. I'm assuming by "engrev" you mean the no-more-king part, like frev and amrev does.

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So which part of "engrev" (it's growing on me ngl) was stupid and lame? Most of it. No offence. Wait I'm the English person here why am I no offence-ing you? Yes offence. England sucks. Stupid clown country. A key part of "engrev" is that the British parliament sucked and still sucks. Full of morons since 1215. Our government is, and always has been, a joke. So since we hate the monarchy, we are pro-republic, autocracy is a terrible system and we actively fight it: we don't have an engrev fave. Both sides are embarrassing.

The main criticism of the engrev is the following: WE'RE STILL STUCK WITH THE FUCKING ROYAL FAMILY ITS 2020 AND THEY STILL HAVENT FUCKED OFF WHAT THE FUCK GO AWAY YOU PARASITIC INCESTUOUS BUNCH OF GHOULS

It didn't stick!! I will say this, however, Charles II was a boss-ass bitch and if he wants to come back anytime he's welcome to. To sum him up: religious freedom and getting shitfaaaced~. Now there's a cause I can get behind. Also pretending to be a scientist. Which I do a lot. Respect. He also tried his best to work with parliament, despite it being filled with talking penis's, so kudos my guy. But ultimately he was still a king (not a scientist) so like. Sad face. But the reason he came back, bringing the monarchy with him since we removed his dad's head from his body thereby rendering him unable to be king, or be alive, was that parliament SUCKED. Mainly, they couldn't get anything done. You see, only men were allowed in parliament at this time, and if you know anything about British men, you'll know this means they're all useless and stupid and likely ugly. And you know something? I don't blame Charles II for bringing back the monarchy either because what is Lord Protector if not king but without the small amount of sex appeal being king might bring? They deadass offered Olly C the throne as if that didn't completely defeat the point of getting rid of the king in the first place. Sure ya boi had the sense to be like "that's.. probably.... Not.. a great idea......" but then they basically stuck a sticky label on the crown that said "Not A King" and ran with that instead. Thanks guys. Bunch o' bitches. Tbf though, Olly C rocking up like "not a king, a protector ;)))" (The thought of Olly C doing a winky face make me kinda ill. Sorry.) is kinda the same as Napoleon rocking up like "not a king, an emperor ;)))" except Olly C was fucking repressed, though at least he didn't pretend to be hot like one Mr Boner Heart. No matter how hard David simped, we know Napoleon's dick was tiny and his hairline tragic. Same way we know that Marat wasn't a twink in any capacity. But obviously we appreciate the effort, Mr David. Even if your taste in men is embarrassing, your work is lovely.

But honestly, dare I say it, the engrev walked so frev could run. The Cordeliers club took a lot from the English republicans, particularly John Locke, and not to be childish but WE CUT OFF OUR KINGS HEAD FIIIIRST~ NA-NA-NA-NA-NA~ We had the right idea in deciding that a king couldn't just ignore his duty to his people. Putting forward ideas that democracy should have a bigger role in the state and that the monarch's powers should be limited and that they should answer to the people not the other way around was pretty sexy of us actually. But it stopped there. The commonwealth was poorly managed and execution gets a 2/10. We flopped. And then we immediately brought back the monarchy! And kept them! For 360 years! How cringe is that!!

I think timing had something to do with it though. The 17th century was a weird time for everyone really. You think if they tried to pull frev with Louis XIV it would've been as cool? "Hey, you, king man, stop screwing us" "Haha no" and that's frev 1689 edition. Don't fuck with the sun king is all I'm saying. Wait omg call that a.. sunburn, amirite ladies? That wasn't really a burn in any way but I thought of the joke and.. someone say something mean about Louis XIV! I wanna use my sunburn joke! And idk enough about him! He was mean to protestants? Haha take that Louis you protestant-hater! Ha! Idk what I'm doing. Uhhhh right England! England is terrible. Engrev was also terrible. I mean, at least they tried. And the political thinking/theory was pretty sexy. But ultimately a flop. Thanks a lot Cromwell. Lord Protector more like.. Lord.. Bitch. More like.... Lord Spectre?? Lord Erector? Haha erector. Haha. Penis. Haha. Basically he was lame. I don't like him.

SO IN SUMMARY: British parliament is consistently terrible at everything, engrev was a flop but we committed regicide first so haha suck my dick, Charles II was a sexy mf, David needs to stop simping for funky looking dudes since he obviously wishes they were dark-haired twinks (ANTOINE IS RIGHT THERE DUDE), I'm a little scared of Louis XIV, Cromwell was a lameass loser, I didn't proofread this, and I'm keeping the term engrev I love it.

Also I once saw someone who shipped Robespierre and Cromwell and that really messed me up for a few months I won't lie to you like that's next-level fucked up dude

[emmanelsonwrites]

new girl: season 1 ; sentence starters

❝ did you just make up a theme song for yourself?  ❞

❝ it made no difference to me, i just wanted to set her trashcans on fire.  ❞

❝ you think i’m sexy right?  ❞

❝ it’s astronomy day and i’m dressing up as galileo so i have to put on my beard. ❞

❝ i thought pawnshops were about helping people and frankly i feel taken advantage of. ❞

❝ he looks like he juggles clubs on the beach. ❞

❝ suck it, mr. crabs. ❞

❝ the only way i could fit in this dress was by wearing little girls bicycle shorts underneath. ❞

❝ she used to get drunk and pass out on our porch it was like having a hot alcoholic cat. ❞

❝ i need you to put vodka in a water bottle and rendezvous with me in the bathroom. ❞

❝ it was weird when i was stuck in a freak sandwich between you and that eight year old. ❞

❝ i took my feelings out... with dance. ❞

❝ i know word and i can open a document. ❞

❝ locker rooms, swimming pools, penis fights, it just happens. ❞

❝ sorry officer, i cant help you, because, no, i haven’t seen his penis. ❞

❝ and then, boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave. ❞

❝ c’mon i dance naked all the time! ❞

❝ a bear might fall on our trampoline. we don’t need to have it figured out right now. ❞

❝ who are you miss pajama? ❞

❝ i mean, he seemed like a really nice european dj with a face tattoo. ❞

❝ no i dont dance. im from the town in footloose. ❞

❝ okay, no matter how many emails you send, that is not a thing. ❞

❝ that’s a great idea. be the girl who replaces his dead nana. ❞

❝ you get all mean and you make that little turtle face. ❞

❝ anyone who tells you the future of gravy is nitrogen based is cooking with blinders on. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, are you singing about what we’re doing? ❞

❝ he’s weird about cooking. did you touch his whisk? ❞

❝ when i was on that elevator ride from hell, the coroner told me to stop crying like a little girl and i told him that was sexist. ❞

❝ this is just like a nightmare i had where you brought over teenagers with bells. ❞

❝ jingle bells is a trash song. played on a trash instrument. ❞

❝ the plastic soda bottle is right where its supposed to be. back in the wall hole. ❞

❝ two things women love: alternative percussion players and role models. ❞

❝ my bar mitzvah was an amazing event! the theme was sports jams! ❞

❝ i have fifteen minutes. teach me how to be good at sex. ❞

❝ apparently i’m hooking up with the right girls because they don’t choke me. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna get a haircut, it’s too intimate. ❞

❝ looking forward to years of therapy over dirty santa. ❞

❝ apparently my business isn’t as important as frankie muniz’s. ❞

❝ we’re bro-nemies. he’s my friemesis. ❞

❝ last month he went to a party called bros before hoes on the moon. the dress code was yacht flare. ❞

❝ i’ve got no girls on the horizon. in a hot way. ❞

❝ tanya has half a pot cookie so maybe she’ll share if you’re lucky. ❞

❝ when i work out, which isn’t often, i listen to huey lewis, it pumps me up. ❞

❝ i don’t think dinosaurs ever existed. i’ve seen the science and i don’t believe it. ❞

❝ i have these issue— these anger management issues. i go to all these class— they’re court ordered classes. for it. ❞

❝ can you please not tell anyone i did that? actually, i don’t care what people think. do you think i care too much what people think? ❞

❝ i’m good at being that guy you find yourself spending more and more time with before you meet your husband. ❞

❝ i’ve had to start carrying athletic shoes in my purse because i have to sprint from one sexual encounter to another. ❞

❝ i have come here to listen to you. should i have interrupted you to tell you that? probably not. ❞

❝ my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch! ❞

❝ when people talk about breakfast being the most important meal of the day i’m like... whaaaat? what about lunch? ❞

❝ and then i drove to mexico and i tried to enter a cock fight. as a person. ❞

❝ i wasn’t gonna tell you until after you got knocked up and were stuck with me. ❞

❝ i helped him get back together with his ex girlfriend, he made me video chat with his mom in hawaii, and then i went home. ❞

❝ is this one of those fortune telling cactuses? ❞

❝ what kind of crazy person destroys a child’s robot? ❞

❝ i feel great and i’m ready to rock but i really don’t wanna be alone. ❞

❝ my funeral is my time to shine! ❞

❝ this thing makes me emotionally nauseous. ❞

❝ are you sleeping in dress pants? ❞

❝ i’m gonna throw my phone into the fiery chasm where he keeps his poor people. ❞

❝ i wasn’t raised with money so when something broke we pretended it still worked. ❞

❝ i don’t know how to drive cars that work. ❞

❝ makes me wanna sit by the fire and talk about how annoying ghandi is. ❞

❝ she accidentally ate a cookie because she fell on it. ❞

❝ but i mean, can we just take a moment to celebrate me? ❞

❝ was it that stuck up bitch from last night with the fake hand? ❞

❝ i need you to teach me to be a douchebag. ❞

❝ now go away because i’m having cereal. ❞

❝ puns are creepy and they freak me out and you know that. ❞

❝ now i hate me as much as i’ve always hated you. ❞

❝ i don’t trust what cool means to you so just be normal. ❞

❝ those are my friends and that wasn’t even the first stabbing this month. ❞

❝ i was the bomb diggity as a baby. ❞

❝ i wanna rub my face on his face. ❞

❝ if you were a woman, or even dressed as a woman, we’d be unstoppable. ❞

❝ i might as well call you bridge to terabithia because you make children cry. ❞

❝ i got tomatoes and i’m betting on me. ❞

❝ don’t tap dance at dinner. ❞

❝ this the ass of a failure! ❞

❝ if you hurt her, i will let myself die and then i will haunt you. ❞

❝ i’m sorry i made you feel like monica lewinsky. ❞

❝ shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch. ❞

❝ for someone with a soulmate you sure did have sex with me. ❞

❝ i know fake karate. ❞

❝ i hope you like feminist rants cause that’s kinda my thing. ❞

❝ am i supposed to want to buy a missile? ❞

❝ i took my fair share of rubber bands so i don’t wanna hear about it. ❞

❝ there’s a corpse in your room? ❞

❝ i rode up in the elevator with that guy and something growled in that box. ❞

❝ the tow truck can’t come until tomorrow; aren’t you glad i stole all this beer? ❞

❝ you don’t do the roadrunner to a coyote! ❞

❝ you slept with me! that doesn’t say much about your taste in men. ❞

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[buckysgoldenheart]

Undeniable Part 4

You are the fiancée of the rich CEO of a mega international corporation. The day your fiancé asked you to the office to meet his new manager, you were doomed.

Part 4

JAMES

James did well at the corporate meeting. He did really well, which was no surprise because in the office he was confident and smooth and he knew how to do his job. Leaving the meeting room, he shook hands with all of the investors as they made their way towards the exit. When the last of them could no longer be seen, Luke laughed aloud and slapped James on the shoulder.

“You did it man, you fucking did it.” He cheered. “This, my man, is why I keep you around. How about drinks on me tonight?”

“Yea that sounds fine.” He replied but it fell on deaf ears as Lukes gaze was following the swish of Jennas hips in her miniskirt as she walked by, smirking at him.

“Damn, can you believe that? That, is without a doubt, the finest piece of ass in New York City. I’m about to make those little skirts of hers mandatory.” He winked back at her then turned his attention back to James. “So, drinks tonight, my place. Y/N is going to out for a bit, so she won’t be there to bug us” he chuckled.

James’ plan was quick and simple: get Luke drunk so he would spill about you and your relationship. It seemed devious, but it was necessary. It was going to be easy anyway, Luke drank like a fish if given the opportunity.

45 minutes later and he was smashed, stumbling when he tried to stand and sloshing his drink around.

“You see the thing is, James” Luke started. “I did love her, I really did, and she is sexy as hell, which always helped.” He smirked. “And when I started working with you a few months ago, I thought she was amazing, and when it came to fucking, she was the best I’d ever had. But I’m a man, ya know? Even when I was all about fucking that, night and day, I still always wanted other women. It was like if I could have her in one arm, and then another girl in my other, with a third sucking my dick, id be happy as a clam. But Y/N would never go for that. Shes really turned into such a prude in the last few weeks. Never wants to talk about fucking and just forget about touching her.” He gulped down the rest of his drink. “I mean, she practically shoved me into Jenna’s pussy.”

James made a face. “But didn’t you start having sex with her like two months ago?”

“Well yea man,” Luke chuckled. “But I mean, it must have been because I sensed this all coming. Like I just knew Y/N would do this to me and God didn’t want me to be alone in my time of grief. In walks Jenna.”

“If you don’t love Y/N, why don’t you just call it all off? Then you could have whomever you wanted.”

Luke laughed. “Because James, its all about getting as much pussy as you can at once. I mean right now I can’t count Y/N, but she will come around eventually.”

“You think so, huh?”

“Oh yea. Yea. I mean,” he smirked motioning to his body. “Shes never had anything better than this. And she never would find it again if we split. The poor girl may be a killing our sex right now, but she doesn’t deserve that. I mean, you get it, right?. Don’t you fuck supermodels; girls who just throw themselves at you and demand you have your way with them?”

“Not lately. James replied. “But, how do you know there aren’t men out there who want Y/N just as much as you want other women?”

Luke Scoffed. “I don’t care if there are, she wouldn’t ever be the one to leave me. She thinks I’m a Greek god.” James shook his head and stared at the ground, clasping his hands in front of him. His next words were a risk, but he was sure Luke was so drunk that he would never remember them anyway.

“What if I wanted her?”

Luke’s face turned into the perfect definition of the word shock. “What? Why the hell would you want her?”

The look on James’ face was 100 percent serious as locked eyes with Luke. “Because I love her.”

Lukes face was blank for a couple seconds before he burst out laughing which turned into coughing and then back to laughing. When he couldn’t take it anymore, he fell out of his chair and didn’t get up, right cheek squished against the hardwood floor, mouth hanging open. James sighed, got up, checked his bosses pulse to make sure he wasn’t dead, and exited the penthouse.

This was going to end tonight. It wasn’t his place to tell you, but obviously Luke would never do it. He took out his phone and found your number in his contacts as he stepped out onto the street. He could hear his heartbeat as he waited for you to pick up.

“Hello?”

“Hey, doll.” James smiled into his phone, momentarily forgetting why he called at hearing the sound of your voice. “Where are you?”

“I’m on my way back to the penthouse, James. Wh--?

“Don’t go there. Come meet me, we need to talk. Now!”

“James, I’m tired. It’s really been a long day. I can’t do this right now.”

“Y/N… please…” He heard you sigh through the phone. Silent and clearly thinking about your decision.

“Fine. Where?” you huffed.

“The hotel.”

“James…”

“Just come. Promise me you’ll come, Y/N.” Again, she was silent far too long to be comfortable. But then again, nothing about this was ever going to be comfortable.

“I promise…”

James sighed with relief. “Good, thank you, I’ll see you in an hour.”

 You were 10 minutes late, and James was internally freaking out. He needed you to show up tonight. He had to tell you. He couldn’t watch Luke do this to you while he acted like he wanted to marry you. He was sick of watching you feel guilty for thinking about kissing a man that loved you so fucking much while Luke fucked Jenna on a daily basis.

He downed his drink while he sat in the booth you shared a couple weeks ago and checked the time on his phone again. 15 minutes late. He continued to stare at the clock. 16 minutes late.

“James.” He looked up to see you looking down at him, hair messy from the wind. ‘God, she is beautiful’ he thought.  “Sorry im late.”

“No, its ok. Really. Im just glad you came.” He smiled.

You moved to your side of the booth and slid into the seat. “So, what is this about, James?”

He shifted uncomfortably in this seat and clasped his hands in front of him on the table. “Y/N,” he said as he moved his eyes up to meet yours. “You know how I feel about you. And I don’t want to hurt you ever, even indirectly. And I’m sure I’m the last person you want to hear this from, but I cant stand by and watch this happen anymore, so I’m just going to say it.” James took one deep breath and rubbed his hand over his face before looking back at her. “Luke is sleeping with someone else.”

He expected to see tears that would make his heart break and immediately regret telling you. He expected to see rage or maybe for you to even throw a glass at him for being the one to tell you. But it wasn’t there. No crying, no anger; you just sat there staring back at him, softly breathing, before you uttered the last two words he ever expected to hear:

“I know.”



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raelynn.

OMG of course duh why didn't i think of that-

i don't know you to not like you

and i swear that's not some kind of diss. i just legit have never met you.

ivy

weird cause you acted like you knew me the other day in the chat lmao

raelynn.

okay so let's unpack that.

tell me how you felt i was acting like i knew you.

i'm not fighting, i don't have anymore of that in me today, i am just genuinely coming from a place of wanting to understand what happened

ivy

what is this, therapy?

do you seriously not remember?? i mean you had a lot to say about me

raelynn.

no but i wish

i don't remember genuinely.

i make a lot of people mad. i'm good at it. i'm a total fucking bitch.

ivy

something about me being jealous because i’m the only one not so far up wes’s ass that i can see what a terrible fucking person he is

lol same but at least i remember so i know who to avoid

raelynn.

OH it was about wes.

it was the day people were kind of piling on him. okay. yes.

See I don't remember saying that but I won't deny that I did because it sounds like me.

If I get high enough on defense I'll just start saying shit.

Wasn't cool for me to say that about someone I don't even know, so I'm sorry.

As for inserting myself into that drama, you know, I probably was just in the mood to - in the words of Tiffany Pollard, "ruin lunch, purposely"

And I mean, I didn't know anything about it, and when I think about how shit I feel now that my ex is back in town, and how shit I feel that so many people are willing to jump in front of a bus for him, you know, I get how it looked, and how it felt, and you know, I'm sorry for that too tbh.

ivy

to be fair he deserves it when people pile on him

he’s such an insufferable asshole all the fucking time i swear

you know what though i respect the chaos and willingness to fight for no reason

i’m just the wrong one to do it to

but like i said before (idk if you remember lol) everybody makes mistakes

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

everybody has those days?

ivy

and that dumbass truly is not worth fighting over i just simply have to make it known how much i hate him every time he speaks in case he forgets and in case everyone else forgets how much he sucks

exactly

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

tbh that's exactly what came over me when my ex showed up

ivy

they’re wise words you know

exes are stupid every single one of them

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

and the fact that someone i considered a friend is just moving in with him like it's no big deal.

ivy

you mean delilah? she does that lol

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

she really doesn't think about anyone outside of herself and i've always given her the benefit of the doubt.

but idk. i'm not talking to her rn.

ivy

those twins are a menace sometimes

i want to like her so bad but her and alex constantly fighting and making up and fighting is about to make me snap

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

honestly being her friend while watching her do that is even harder.

i like alex on his own but with her? not so much, and well, i'd say vice versa but idk about vice versa anymore.

i mean what kind of weirdo moves in with their friends' ex even if they've "known them forever"

ivy

alex is my ride or die he’s the only man i’ll ever admit i love

and he left me and disappeared for a while because of her

so it’s hard to move on even if his stupid ass is

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

people love doing that. leaving.

ivy

don’t they? like grow up and face it smh

i’m never letting anyone run me out of my city idc what happens

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

my entire life is here and if carson thinks i'm going anywhere he can physically fight me

ivy

i don’t really know him but i’d still put my money on you winning any day

as long as you don’t come for my throat again you seem like the kind of person i’d be friends with

a bad bitch tbh

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

tbh you're so hot and i regret yelling at you instead of asking for your number

ivy

i mean you got it anyway didn’t you

i’m gonna tell myself it was all just a long game to get my number

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃

omg our new origin story is that i was just shy

ivy

i don’t blame you, people tell me i can be intimidating

and that’s a much better origin story than us being this hot and beefing over a m*n

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

honestly i'm about ready to leave m*n in the past. imagine the energy that could be saved. the eye bags i wouldn't have.

ivy

me too i’m trying to condition myself to just be a lesbian i’ve had enough of m*n in general

all men do is lie and have the audacity

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

god i hate my fucking ex.

i truly can't say that enough.

i'm literally a bad bitch why am i fucking crying over hot chocolate and watching a ryan murphy show on netflix.

ivy

you are down so bad i’m so sorry

at least you still have taste ryan murphy shows are usually really good

we should go out drinking soon and i can help remind you what a bad bitch you are

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

Id love that. Im working tonight but maybe like Friday?

ivy

i have plans friday

what about saturday?

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

That works

ivy

perfect it'll be our first step to world domination bc i already know we're gonna be too powerful together

if a m*n tries to talk to me just like bark at them or something pls

𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃

god that's so sexy of you

#texts #texts: ivy #ch: ivy

[albionscastle]

Don’t Play With Me

I have no trouble seeing Jack as a semi knight in shining armour type of guy as well as just drop dead sexy with the words when he wants to be.

There’s a part 2 in progress but it’s one I definitely can’t write at work ;)

FIC MASTERLIST

Your phone signaled a text message just as you were about to walk into the building. Grabbing at any delay you could, you pulled it from your clutch, stopping just outside the doors.

JL: Harry’s havin a movie night, ye up fer it? YN: Can’t, about to go to a wedding I don’t want to be at. Wish I could though. JL: Why are ye goin if ye don’ wanna be there? YN: Bride is my cousin, I have to go, but my ex is the best man. JL: The fucklump wi’ the kid? The one who ghosted ye?” YN: That’s the jackass. JL: Jesus, that sucks. Where is this shindig, maybe ye can sneak away early and come over.” YN: At the lake. I doubt I’ll make it over. Tell everyone I’m sorry. I should go in, ceremony is about to start. JL: Call me if ye need anything.

You put your phone on silent and took a deep breath, wishing that any one of your friends was here instead of you being alone. But no, you had to be stubborn, preferring to go stag rather than with an obvious pity date. Fuck you really were an idiot sometimes.

Fiddling with your dress the whole ceremony, you were aware of your ex’s eyes on you. You could have shot your friend Lisa for picking the damn thing out for you. Dresses were not your usual wardrobe choice, least of all flowy, romantic numbers with no backs.

“Show that prick what he’s missed out on.” she had cooed earlier that day as she finished your makeup.

That was the problem, you thought, as the day went through its stages. He had winked at you in a way that made your stomach churn. And your family had noticed, every comment being about you showing off for an ungrateful fuckstick you loathed. You would have been better off staying invisible.

At least Jack would have teased you about suddenly being a girl, before handing you a beer and leaving you alone.

Alone and wishing he was the one winking at you in some private joke, and then touching you, and then…

You shook your head, that kind of thinking would do no good. Jack was your friend, nothing more.

Two drinks into the reception your phone vibrated again.

JL: How’s it goin? YN: I may drink myself into oblivion, or hurl. Jury’s still out. JL: Tha’ bad? Is he givin ye grief? YN: NO, I mean he winked at me which was enough to make my skin crawl. My family is being a bit...wearying.

There was a tap on your shoulder as you read his reply, causing you to jump, dropping your phone. Your ex picked it up and you shoved it aside without finishing.

JL: I cannae blame him so much fer winkin at ye, tha dress is stunnin.

You never even saw Jack standing near you at the bar.

“Well you look sexy. If you were trying to rile me up you succeeded.”

“Fuck off, I didn’t wear it to impress you.”

“Could have fooled me, you know I always liked when you showed off those tits. Could have got one that showed off your ass too though.”

God, how had you never seen what a dirtbag he was until after it was all done between you.

“You always were crass. Besides what do you know about my ass? You didn’t touch me below the waist the entire time I knew you.”

You were oblivious to Jack choking on his beer just out of sight.

“Why do you have to be like that babe? We had a good time.”

“You had a good time, I just faked one. Every time.”

His eyes narrowed.

“Sweetheart, you aren’t exactly a prize specimen to be throwing away opportunities.”

“What opportunity would that be? To lay like an inflatable date while you get your rocks off? I’ll pass thanks.”

“I don’t see anyone else stepping up. Come on baby, let’s sneak away for few and you can re acquaint me with that talent tongue of yours.”

You were actually going to throw up.

“I’d rather drink battery acid.”

He took a step forward, reaching his hand toward you and you instinctively stepped back, colliding with a human wall.

“There ye are lass, yer cousin wouldna le me away tae find ye.”

Jack’s voice was somehow in your ear and you stiffened in shock as his body moved flush with your back, the knuckles of one hand gliding up and down your bare arm.

“Jack?” you managed to squeak as his lips brushed over your bare shoulder.

“Who’s yer friend?” his tone told you he knew exactly who you were talking to.

“Not my friend.” You smiled as Jack slid his other hand around your waist. “My ex.”

“Ohhhh, right mate, I shoul be thanking ye then.”

Your ex looked uncomfortable as the - superior-in-every-way - Jack grinned smugly.

“What are you talking about?”

“Well, if ye hadna let her get away, she never would ha ended up wi’ me. I ken a prize when I see one.”

You almost laughed at the angry look on your ex’s face, but any thought of him was quickly eradicated as Jack pressed his mouth to the tender spot below your ear.

“Come and dance wi’ me.” he murmured, tugging you toward the dance floor.

You left your ex without a second thought, following Jack to the centre of the floor and reveling in the feel of his arm around your waist as he pulled you close to him.

“Jack, what are you doing here?”

“I couldna in good conscience leave ye alone wi’ the wolves.”

“What about movie night?”

“Lisa an Harry needed some alone time. An there’s a wee chance she filled me in on the history here.”

“Oh God.” you went bright red.

“Dinna worry, she didna tell me anythin half as bad as wha I just heard.” his voice was tight.

“How much did you hear?”

“All of it, I was ri there. Ye never saw mah text about seein ye in tha dress did ye?”

“I think I got interrupted.”

“Tha ye did, and the bugger is still starin at ye.”

“Fuck him.”

“No mah type love.” Jack winked at you and heat pooled in your belly.

God he was gorgeous. And he was watching you, his blue eyes alight with mischief as you bit your bottom lip against the way he was making you feel.

“Tall, dark and arrogant not your type, Lowden?” you quipped with a laugh.

“Nah lass, curvy and spunky fer me.” he leaned closer, his breath hot against your ear. “Tha dress looks fucking fantastic on ye.”

You shivered as his voice deepened and rolled over you, fingers gliding across the bare skin of your back.

“I almost didn’t wear it, I feel so self-conscious.”

“Don’ be, half the men here can’t keep ther eyes off ye.”

That thought didn’t help, at all.

“Jack.” you whispered, your cheeks burning.

“Tha prick is chompin at the bit to get at ye, an he’s no gonna get close.”

“Thanks Jack, you’re a regular knight in shining armor.”

“Och no, no armor, tha shite chafes.” he laughed. “Yer welcome, wha are friends fer?”

Yeah, friends. That was the big issue wasn’t it? For a moment, as his lips had touched your skin, you had allowed yourself to hope, imagine. For a few minutes you swayed together, silently. You could feel your ex’s eyes boring into your back, making your skin crawl. You shivered and Jack’s hand on the small of your back drew you closer to his warmth.

“So wha happened wi’ tha lump?”

“The usual. He ghosted me after 9 months of dating, never spoke to him again until tonight.”

“Sounds li a real dreamboat.”

“I really know how to pick them.”

“Don’ do that.”

“Do what?”

“Make it sound li it’s yer fault. Man like tha is just rubbish.”

“Guess they all are then.”

“No all of us.”

Your eyes met his, caught in the intensity of his gaze.

“I swear if tha bastard doesna stop lookin at ye like tha I’m gonna deck ‘im one.”

“It’s not worth it Jack.”

“Sure woul make me feel better.” he muttered, his palm sliding up your back to press your body closer to him. His other hand moved your arm to drape around his neck, fingers dancing down your arm, then your side to rest on your rib cage.

You felt your breath catch as his cheek brushed against yours, his thumb rubbing back and forth over the top of your ribs.

“Woman like ye deserves tae be worshipped.” he whispered in your ear, a shiver running up your spine.

“Get off, Lowden,” you huffed. “Stop playing.”

“I’m no plain. If ye were mine I’d make sure ye were screamin mah name wi’ yer fingers pullin out me hair.”

The breath left your body in a whoosh of shock and heat.

“Tha woul just be the start, the whole neighbourhood woul know mah name by the time I was done wi’ ye.”

Your knees began to wobble as Jack’s mouth made contact with your earlobe, tongue darting out to trace the edge near your earring.

“Jack!” you hissed, feeling his smile against your ear. This was taking things too damn far. And not far enough. You were a ball of tension and want, your feelings fluttering all over the damn place.

“Dinnae fret lass, I’ll no embarrass ye in front of yer family. But I cannae guarantee tae keep mah hands off ye when we leave.”

“Jack, be serious, that’s not funny.”

“Do ye see me laughin, lass? I’m takin ye home tonight and ye’ll no be sleepin.”

“You’re pretty damn sure of yourself.”

“Yer cheeks are red, ye’re pantin in me ear and yer heart is poundin. I think we’ve danced around this long enough, don’t ye?”

What could you even say to that? To any of it? You had no idea how things had changed from his earlier playful behaviour. He’d been playing a part, hadn’t he?

“Yer over thinkin, luv. It’s no complicated.”

“Would you be saying any of this if I wasn’t wearing this dress?”

“Actually this whole weddin business put rather a crimp in me plans. I had intended tae have ye on the couch wi’ me as usual, Harry picked ou ‘The Notebook’ tae watch.”

“I hate that movie.”

“Aye, but it’s go that one scene ye know. I was gonna lean over an tell ye how much I wanted tae do that wi’ ye.”

“You’re kidding! Jesus Jack, have you never heard of asking someone out, like on a date?”

His flush told you that he hadn’t thought about doing that and you felt that hopeful flame in your heart sink. He was just like the rest of them, only after you for one thing.

“I’m not some piece of ass that you can tap into whenever you start to get horny.”

“No! Lass it’s no li tha.”

“Save it Jack. You’re just like every man I’ve ever been involved with. You treat me like a piece of meat. It’s ok to sleep with me, act all friendly, but I’m not good enough to be girlfriend material.”

Not wanting to cause a scene you had slid out of Jack’s arms and kept his hand in yours as you led him to the door. Once outside and alone though, you dropped all pretense.

“Go home Jack, forget all of this. You just got carried away with making that asshat jealous. We can talk tomorrow.”

“Please love, it’s no wha ye think, I swear tae ye.”

“I’ll see you tomorrow.” you said sternly, turning to walk back inside, your heart aching as you listened to him walk away.

#jack lowden #jack lowden imagine #jack lowden fanfiction #jack fucking lowden #jack lowden blurb #jack lowden fic #jack lowden x reader

[soaimagines]

Ménage à Troi

Request: Imagine a threesome with Tig & Happy

Im sorry, the storyline is trash. SMUT 💦

I have not edited this so I apologise if there are any mistakes. 

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“Nah brother, I reckon she’s one of those kinky girls ya know. Freak in the sheets.” “I dunno man, she looks pretty innocent to me.” They both looked at her, smiling sweetly to the man in front of her as she wiped down the bar top. Her hair was tied in a ponytail and with a pink ribbon wrapped into a bow. Her makeup was plain, all rosy cheeks and a flick of black eyeliner. Pink cardigan and a pretty pink dress. She looked like something out of Edward fucking scissorhands. Who woulda thought a girl like her would be.. here. She didn’t fit in with the group of bikers, she didn’t fit in behind a bar in all honesty. She looked like she belonged in a library or wearing an apron and baking cakes, a housewife. Yet here she was, serving drinks to a bunch of burly bikers in the middle if the Tacoma Clubhouse. They both watched her as she pulled a lollypop out of her pocket and unwrapped it, her delicate fingers tossing the plastic wrapper into the trash can. She stuck the lollypop in her mouth and wrapped her lips around it. Tig let out a low moan and Happys jaw clenched as they watched her cheeks hollow as she sucked on the candy. “You think she knows what she’s doing to every one?” Tig whispered, glancing around the bar a the bunch of bikers ogling the girl behind the bar. Happy nodded and twirled his toothpick across his lips. “She knows.”

The early hours of the morning were rolling over and the Tacoma clubhouse was slowly emptying as the party dwindled out. You had stayed behind the bar all night serving drinks, your smile never falling from your face. Of course you knew everyone had been watching you with curious glances. You weren’t blind. But you were used to it. You had a mirror. You knew exactly how you appeared. But you loved the shock value when they found out what you were really like. “They’ve been watching you all night.” Kiki whispered to you as she slid behind the bar and grabbed a couple of beers from the fridge. You didn’t need to look, you had felt the pair of eyes on you since they’d walked in here. Instead you mixed yourself your favourite drink - Sex On The Beach. You finished pouring in the cranberry juice and stirred the contents of the glass with your straw.. A smirk came across your face and Kiki groaned, knowing exactly what the look on your face meant. “Can you at least try and keep it down? Ive already got a headache.” “Better take an aspirin, babe.” You winked at her and stepped out from the bar, smoothing down your dress. Both men perked up eagerly as you approached them, drink in hand and you threw them a warm smile. “Didnt anyone ever teach you boys that its rude to stare?” Your voice was like honey and it melted sweetly into their ears. The one with the black curls stuttered an apology and you stared him down under your thick lashes. The familiar hunger you always attracted burnt in his eyes and you smirked and turned to the other man. He didn’t speak,his dark brooding eyes just lingered on your face. “He’s Happy, you can call me Tig.” You frowned, pouting your lips out and turned to him. “I was gonna call you both Daddy, but I guess names will do.” They were both stunned by how casually you spoke, like you were taking about the weather. You lifted your glass and twirled your tongue around the straw before taking a long sip. After you swallowed you licked your lips and placed the glass back on the table. “So are we gonna cut to the chase or what?” Happy raised an eye brow and you rolled your eyes, toying with the straw in your glass. “You both want to fuck me. And I,” You looked between them. “Want both of you. So, shall we?”

Tig stood straight and placed his hand on the small of your back and leant closer to you. His lips hovered above yours and you licked you lips teasingly. He could smell the strawberry lip gloss on your lips and he inched his head closer. But you placed a hand to his chest, stopping him from kissing you. You reached to your back and grabbed his hand and gave it a squeeze. Happy had been watching closely and now you turned to him. You stepped between his legs, your hand still holding Tigs and you leant forward and placed your right hand on Happys cheek. You leant in close and breathed in his scent before you licked along his neck, up to his ear lobe. You took his ear lobe between your teeth and gave it a lick and a nibble. “You coming, daddy?” Happy growled in response as he felt you nibbling at his ear again and he glanced at Tig. They began a silent conversation, and after only seconds they both nodded. Happy stood and your hand slid from his cheek down his chest and across his abs. You were already wet, the anticipation always turned you on and you shuddered as your fingers ran over his ripped muscles. You looked up at him through your lashes and ran your tongue along your top lip before taking your bottom lip between your teeth. You turned to look at Tig, his blue eyes watching you closely. “Follow me.” You dropped his hand and removed your hand from Happy and clasped your hands together behind your back before moving swiftly through the room. They listened and followed you into the hallway. You threw a glance over your shoulder, smirking to yourself as you saw them walking behind you, hunting you like prey. Finally you reached the last door on the left and you turned the handle and slipped inside. They were quick to follow and Happy shut the door behind them, twisting the lock as he went. You stood facing the bed, your back to them and you unbuttoned your cardigan and tossed it to the chair on the corner of the room. They stepped either see of you, Tig on your left and Happy on your right. You felt a hand lay on the small of your back, you weren’t sure who it belonged to and you didn’t care. You turned to Happy and placed a hand on his chest before reaching up and kissing his lips. His lips were soft on yours and he kissed you gently, his lips moving in harmony with yours. Tig ran his hand down the curve of your ass and palmed himself through his jeans with his other hand. Your body turned to face Happy as he slipped his tongue into your mouth and Tigs hands roamed over your ass. He dipped a hand between your legs slightly, above the fabric of your dress and ran his fingers close to your core. You moaned and pulled your lips away from Happy. Tig acted immediately, kissing the nape of your neck. and his fingers moved to the zipper of your dress. He pulled it down agonisingly slow, his lips leaving soft kisses along your neck and your collarbone. His hardness rubbed against your ass, only a few layers of fabric separating your skin from his. Your hands were on Happys chest, holding you steady between the two men and you moved them down, looping your fingers through the belt loops on his jeans. Tig slipped his hands into your dress and ran his hands along the seams, reaching up to your shoulders. He yanked the fabric down, revealing your chest and your black lace bra. You shrugged your hands out of the dress and placed your hands back on Happys chest once more as Tig tugged the rest of your dress over your hips  and let it fall to the floor, pooling around your ankles. “Oh baby,” Tig moaned behind you, his eyes focused on the curves of your ass covered in the delicate black lace. You smirked and leant back, resting your head on his shoulder. He kissed you hungrily, his tongue immediately roaming your mouth as his hands squeezed your ass. Happy was focused on your chest and he took hold of your left breast and gave it a gentle squeeze. He bowed his head and his lips lingered on the arch of your neck. He sucked gently at the soft skin, sure to leave a bruise and trailed his lips down to your breast. Tig gripped your hips and rubbed himself against your ass and through the fabric of his jeans you could already feel how hard he was. His lips were rough on yours, the taste of his whiskey on his tongue. You moaned against his mouth as you felt Happy tug the fabric of your bra away from your right breast and run his tongue over your nipple. You pushed your ass back into Tigmaking him growl and you wrapped your hand around Happys neck. His lips wrapped around your nipple and he sucked gently, his other hand massaging your left breast. You felt a calloused hand run over your right hip and by this point you didn’t know- or care whose hands belonged to who. The hand slipped into the waistband of your panties and you spread your legs as much as you could. It ran between your legs and you heard Tig moan behind you. So it belonged to him. He ran a finger between your slick folds and you moaned, parting your lips from his. “God your so wet, baby,” Tig moaned in your ear. His index finger slid easily between your lips and he massaged your clit. You moaned and leant forward against Happy, who left your breasts and stood straight. He cupped your cheek in his large hand and pulled you into a deep kiss, made deeper by the sounds of your moans. Tig held your hip while his other hand dipped lower into your panties and he slid a finger inside of you, making you gasp. “You like that, little girl?” Happy whispered against your lips. God, his voice was sexy. You let out another moan in answer as Tig pumped his finger inside of you, and Happy took the opportunity to slide his tongue into your mouth as his hands found their way back to your breasts. Tig placed a sloppy kiss to your back and suddenly you pushed Happy away. He growled, his dark eyes burning with lust and you smirked at him. Your hands wrapped around Tigs wrist and you pulled his hand from your body before turning to him. His lips crashed against yours and you pushed the leather from his shoulders. You had been around the club long enough to know how to treat a mans leather and you stepped away from him, laying his butte over the chair in the corner. He was already unbuttoning his shirt when you made your way back to him and you pushed it off his shoulders before pulling him towards the bed. Happy stood back, watching you closely as he grabbed at himself through his jeans. Tigs legs hit the bed and you pushed him back, making him fall against the mattress. He shuffled his body up the bed and lay against the pillows as you knelt on the edge of the bed, your eyes roaming over him. His hands quickly fumbled with his belt and his hips lifted as he slid his jeans down his thighs. You helped him, tugging them from his body and tossing them to the ground. You threw a glance at Happy and reached behind yourself, unhooking your bra and throwing that too to the ground before pushing Tigs legs apart. You crawled up the bed towards him, wriggling your ass in the air as you went. Tag took your face in his hands, pulling your lips to his in a long wet kiss. You pulled away first and kissed a trail down his neck and down his chest, only stopping when you reached his naval. Your hand grasped around the base of his cock and you glanced at it before biting your lip and eating his eye once more. His blue eyes were burning with an urgency and you let him out of his misery. You dipped your head and ran your tongue along his length. He let out a low moan as your wet tongue slid along him and you wrapped your lips around the tip of his cock. He sat up on his elbows to watch you. You slid your lips down around him, your tongue running along the underside of his length with each movement and your hand still gripped around the base. You pumped him slowly as you moved your lips back and forth. Happy watched your cheeks hallow and he quietly undressed, his eyes never leaving you. You pulled your head back, letting his cock fall out of your mouth with a ‘pop’ and you spat the saliva in your mouth onto him, using your hand to spread it along his member. You licked the underside of his cock, from the base to the tip before taking him in your mouth once more. This time you weren’t slow with your movements and your eyes began to water as you bobbed your head back in forth. You moaned around him as you felt Happy take hold of your as cheeks and you wriggled your ass for him, earning you a harsh slap. Tig hit the back of your throat and he groaned, closing his eyes at the sensation of your lips vibrating around him. Happy rubbed the red mark that had already appeared and landed you another slap before tugging your panties down your thighs.. You ignored the sting as you felt his hands spreading your cheeks, exposing your slick pink folds. He growled as you wriggled your hips. You came up for air, using your hand to pump Tigs cock as you licked your lips and attempted t catch your breath. That idea went out the window, however and you let out a loud moan as Happy slid a digit inside of you. Your walls clenched around his finger and he reached with his thumb to massage your clit, earning another moan. Tig cupped your chin and gently led you back to his hardness. You met his eye as you licked your tongue around the head of his cock and you maintained eye contact as you took him in between your lips, sliding his whole length inside of your mouth. Tig groaned and you moaned in sync as Happys fingers pumped inside you, his thumb ghosting softly over your clit. Your back arched, exposing yourself further and you heard another growl come from behind you and he grasped your hip, holding you still as he added another finger inside of you. Tig stroked your cheek as you moaned around him and before long the pleasure became too much. You pulled away from Tig and he took your face in his hands. “You gonna cum baby girl?” You moaned in response and Tig smirked, pressing a hot kiss to your lips. Waves of pleasure rolled through you and your walls clenched around Happys fingers. “Good girl, baby. Cum for Daaddy.” “Fuck!” You moaned as your legs shook and Happy relentless pumped his fingers inside you, your juices dripping down your inner thighs. Suddenly he pulled his fingers away and you whined, only to let out a gasp as they were replaced with Happys soft lips. Tig held your head still, his eyes never leaving yours as you bit your lip, overwhelmed by the pleasure of Happy lapping up your juices. He ran his tongue from your clit, sucking gently on the sensitive nub before licking up to your hole. The mattress shifted slightly beneath you as Happy climbed onto the bed behind you. He and Tig exchanged a glance and you felt a tugging of your hair. Happy wrapped his hand around your hair and pulled your head back gently. Your neck arched and you looked to Tig who threw you a playful smirk. Happy lined himself up, running the head of his cock between your folds and you whined, shaking your hips for him. He pushed into you slowly, his whole length filling you and he paused, letting your walls adjust to the size. Tig knelt before you, running his hand over his cock before holding it out for you. You looked up at him and he cupped your cheek, stroking your face with his thumb. He shook his dick and you took the hint. Happy released his grip on  your hair only slightly, his fist still wrapped around your locks and you moved your head forward, licking your tongue around Tigs cock once more. Happy pulled out of you slowly, making  you whine at the emptiness and he smirked before plunging back into your warmth. He placed his free hand on the small of your back as he picked up his pace. Tig groaned as your mouth wrapped around him once more and your cheeks hollowed as he slid himself in and out of you. He moved his hand to your arched neck, and wrapped his hand around it. He met your eye as he slid out of your slightly and you nodded. As he slid his cock back into your mouth he squeezed your throat gently. The tip of his cock hit the back of your throat and you fought off the urge to gag. Happy released his grip on your hair and slapped you on your left ass cheek before gripping both cheeks in his hand and spreading them. He growled as he watched his cock sliding in handout of you, your pink wetness wrapped around him and his cock glistening with your juices. He thrust into you harder and you moaned, pulling away from Tig. You gasped for air as Happy pounded his cock into your soaking pussy over and over again. Tig grasped your elbows and lifted you up. You placed your hands on his shoulders and he crashed his lips on yours as Happy thrust into you faster. Tig held your waist wth one hand while his other brushed over your breasts, squeezing your nipple as he went. He stopped when he reached your throat and he wrapped his hand around it once more. The room was filled with the sound of Happy slapping against your wetness, and your whining moans of pleasure. Tig squeezed your throat gently and pressed his lips against yours, his tongue exploring your mouth. You moaned and Tig squeezed your throat slightly harder. “You like that, baby?” “Yes Daddy!” You gasped. Tig smirked and grasped your right breast, squeezing the soft flesh roughly. “Yeah?” You nodded. “Tell us what you want babygirl.”  Tig whispered in your ear. “I wanna cum!’ Happy growled behind you and dug his fingers deeper into you. “What do you want baby?” “Fuck I wanna cum, daddy!” “Good girl.” Tig whispered against your lips and he tightened his grip on your throat. Happy rammed his cock inside of you, and you fought back a yell of pleasure when you felt Happys fingers on your clit. He massaged your clit fiercely as he slid his cock in and out of you and you collapsed against Tig as your body trembled with pleasure. “Fuck, Daddy!” Happy let out a growl as he released inside you, your pulsing walls making it impossible for him to hold out any longer. He rode out your high, gradually slowing his pace until he pulled out of you, and you whined at the emptiness. Tig smirked at you and pushed you away from his body gently. He lay you down, and slid off the bed. He stood at the edge and grasped your legs before pulling you closer him. His body hovered over yours and he kissed you roughly once more before dipping his head lower and taking a nipple in his mouth. He sucked harshly and nibbled while you stroked your hand through his dark curls. Happy slid off the bed and walked around it, his eyes focused on your naked form, spread out against the sheets. Tig ran his hands up and down your thighs and spread them open. His eyes ran to your core and he licked his lips. A blush rose to your cheeks as you watched him looking at your pussy. “Mmm baby your so wet.” Tig groaned. He ran the tip of his cock along your folds, coating it in your juices.Slowly he ran his cock up to your still sensitive clit and he rubbed himself over you, making you squirm. You clutched the sheets and tilted your head back, searching for Happy. He stood next to the bed and he met your eye. He knelt in front of the bed. His rough calloused hands felt featherlight on your waist as he trailed them slowly across your skin. He stood and leant over your body before lowering his head and licking his tongue around your nipple. Tig moved his cock to your entrance and he pushed himself into you, his hands gripping your thighs tightly. You moaned as his cock filled you. His thrusts were hard and fast and you clutched at the sheets beneath you. Happy teeth brushed over your nipple and he took it between his teeth gently. He pulled away from you and stroked him self. He usually took a while to get ready for round two but with the sound of your moans and the memories of you spread open for him made his cock harden. You saw him exchange a glance with Tig and suddenly Tig pulled out of you. Happy looped his hands under your shoulders and pulled you towards him, your shoulders resting on the edge of the bed. Tig knelt on the bed once more and shuffled forwards. He sat back on is legs and wrapped his hands under your ass and lifted you into his lap. He grasped your knees and spread them wider and you stretched your legs out. He pushed himself into you swiftly and you gasped at the sudden entrance. Happy cupped your cheeks, the cool metal of his rings soothing the heat in your face and you arched your head back, dangling it off the bed. He held out his cock and you opened your mouth. You wrapped your lips around the tip of his cock and he thrust himself further into your mouth slowly, letting your jaw adjust to his size. Tig picked up his pace, his grip on your legs tightening and he pounded into you. Happy held your face gently and picked up his pace too, his grip on your cheeks tightening slightly as he fucked your mouth. You moaned around his cock as Tig rammed his cock further into your warmth. “God baby, your pussys so tight.” Tigs words made you moan and you felt heat building within you once more. Tig couldn’t hold out much longer and he leant over you. The change of angle allowed him deeper access and he buried his cock in your pussy. Happy took your cue and pulled himself out of your mouth while you gasped for breath. “Fuck, daddy!” You whined, your fists twisting in the sheets. Your back arched off the bed and Tig pounded himself deeper into you. You squirmed beneath him and loud moans left you reached your high once more. Tig growled and buried himself deeper in your pussy as he spilled inside you. Happy stroked himself as he watched you cum, clutching at the sheets and your body trembling. Tigs pace slowed and he pulled out of you, collapsing on the bed beside you. You lay still for a moment as your breath caught up with you. Happy was cleaning himself up and Tig was still laid against the sheets the you sat up. Somewhere during the antics the ribbon had fallen from your hair and you spotted it on the floor. You slid off the bed and lifted the ribbon. Both men watched you as you tied the ribbon in a neat bow around your ponytail. You lifted your dress over your body and reached around to pull the zip up. Once you grabbed your cardigan you turned to the men, who were still watching you with intrigued expressions on their faces. “Nice to meet you, boys.” Your voice was full of sweetness and if they hadn’t just seen you naked and spread open for them, then they would have thought you were headed for Church. You walked to the door, a spring in your footsteps and blew a kiss to each of them before shutting the door behind you. Both Tig and Happy were stunned. Who the hell was this girl? As if he read Haps mind, Tig turned to him. “I need to marry her, man.”

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[daddybugattibieber]

thread of justin bieber songs

Down to earth

-a bop

-showed emotional depth

-I dead ass cried when he cried in never say never 

-daddy issues

-that annoying mafia in the beginning

-woke king!

One less lonely girl

-showed these crusty boys how to take care of girl

-king of representation, used a black girl as the main girl

-went on to be a future racist song so definite mix feelings thought I should add it thought

-the bridge of this song was like no other

One time

-catchy and cute, made me have butterflies idk

-ryan has always been the only unproblematic white around him, ryan was a great influence

-the bridge was also amazing on this song

Baby

-i sung this in shower and I still know the rap

-i thought ludacris was so cool lol

-my bby drake

-jasmine villegas should have been his gf

Stuck in the moment

-my fuckin jam boi

-quality content 

-the literary comparisons really made me feel that song

-hella salty he never performed this anywhere

U smile

-this was hyped but the verses were iconic 

-definite temptations / mo-town vibes

-modern day my girl

-when he brought boyz 2 men on stage!!!!

Overboard

-best version is with jessica jarrel, the og version

-duets were never heard of in 2010 and he brought it back

-amazing and sensational

-sung this in the car when it rained

-wanted a music video so damn bad

Never let you go

-the video of the Paige, Za and Lil Twist lmfao

-justin bieber was woke for putting a black girl in his music video

-I used to think he was so hot when the wind was blowing on him when he was dancing on the rock

-he came thru and delivered us

Eenie meanie

-I’m a white boy from Canada

-never liked confederate beadles, like ever, that was for the white fans

-Sean Kingston was so popular during this time period

-I thought I was so cool cos I said hoe instead of bad chick

-reggae king! diversity

That should be me

-this never should have been country

-jackson five all the way

-song amazing start to finish

Never say never

-iconic

-history made

-jaden’s rap was too fire for a 12 a year old

-grammys performance was amazing and live

-song is muthafuckin bop

-king of positivity 

 Born to be somebody

-played at the credits of never say never

-literally a prophecy

Next to you

-is basically justin’s song

-was pissed he kissed that girl

-i wanted to have his children because of his verse

Christmas eve

-I don’t care what y’all say but this should have been the single

-this was the first time I wanted to fuck and succ him dry

-vocals, vibrator, falsetto, yes, he was talking about sex

-freak and kinky, definite roleplay

As long as you love me

-really came through for a bitch

-trademark slurring of words

-la la la la la la la la la

Boyfriend

-literally get wet at the falsetto

-the bridge makes the song and its a sample if you didn’t know

-the last chorus was so good

-na na na na na na na na na yeah man

-king of falsetto!

Die in your arms

-that should be me 2.0 

-jackson five vibe 

-solid proof he is really that bitch

Fall/ Thought of you

-good feel good songs

-justin was so far up [redacted]’s ass in love

-highkey bitter

-no offense but basically the same song

-catching feelings completes the trilogy

Beauty and the beat

-i hate this song [redacted] is mentioned in this song

-when nicki minaj grinded on justin !!!! body rock

-remember at the bet awards they had that skit “can you handle curves justin” “yes ....... i.......... can”

-wild 

Nothing like us

-love the song 

-rnbieber birthed

-but just break up already fool

I would

-song was basically rnb, needed a better bass 

-bridge should have been longer and it should have been like six i knows rather than just two

-so much potential

Love me like you do

-he spoke french when he ma cherie

-i wanted to fuck so bad

-i thought his dick was so big 

-i would have had sex to this song

Maria

-billie jean 

-a bop 

-lmao i really do think he fucked mariah yeater 

-and that one kid that looks like him at the ice cream shop explain that

-king of shade!

Heartbreaker

-the whole goddamn song a masterpiece

-bizzle era was born

-lived for this era

All that matters

-say my name/ aaliyah vibes

-great song

Hold tight

-justin might have a small pepe but he a freak

Recovery 

-a bop

-my baby didnt have to apologize to anyone 

-lyrics, song 10/10

PYD

-the beat never dropped

-but after this i wanted justin to nut in my pussy so i could drag it across the floor like a snail

Roller coaster

-this song was a smash

-michael jackson all the way

Change me

-THIS SONG WAS EVERYTHING

-adele who? exactly

-ballad bizzle wins everytime 

-he is literally an icon, no one was bringing back rnb like this

-bizzle delievered

Confident

-chanceeeeeeelor

-the dance was sexy

-the let me taki to you makes me cringe but i want to hump his leg more

-the pussy stache

-hoe justin!

Alone

-10x better than bad day and all bad

Flatline 

-sensational

-a bop

-this literally is the best way to go out the album because you fucking die afterwards

foreign remix

-iconic but he basically said he loved black girls

Playtime 

-makes me feel warm

-sexy bizzle

-creative bizzle for editing the music video

-khalil and za were the best friends ever

Lolly

-created netflix and chill

-i would suck dick any time

Time for bed

-STILL WAITING FOR THE COMPLETE SONG 

-makes my pussy tingle 

-justin proved he has a great stroke game

The intro

-sexy

-i thought he says black girls

-mulit-faceted

OTIS FREESTYLE

-proved everyone he was a rapper

-better than lil twist

-talented revolutionary

Hey girl/ Oh girl

-basically the same song but so good

I’ll be there

-nioce

Future

-love this shit, this bops

Maria im drunk

-love his verse

Bankroll

-u bitter while im counting money

-i love his voice

Why you mad

-his verse is so good

Deja vu

-wish he would get innapropriate in his songs

-im ready to get my panties soaked

I’m the one

-the switch up at the end where he says gyal

-wish he rapped on this

Mark my words

-bizzle rnbieber ballad

Company

-boppy rnb

-he so alone 

No sense/ No pressure

-love when he collabs with black people

-i wish justin had black in him

WAUN

-only piano version is stannable

Life is worth living again

-as much shit I give Justin, i really do love him and this right here made me cry and i never thought i be on that fuck shit but justin is literally someone who inspires me and i look up to him alot, he has affected me in ways he will never know so this song really took me there, cos i dont know what I would do with out his bitch ass.

Sorry

-wish there is a reggae version 

-black girls should have been dancing in the music video

We are/ Trust

-great rnb songs

-underrated 

Home to mama

-wish there was more to the song

-same as love yourself

-the mj inspired hiccup is the only thing good about the song

-cody simpon is a hell no

Juke Jam

- he really hate himself for only singing the chorus 

-like i really wish he would actually immerse his ass in a song

all his recent stuff

-bizzle would never do us like that and give us friends, cold water, or let me love you, he really wouldn’t so there’s that

[mrskandiibaby2269]

Like A Virgin

... So Mike and I are chilling at his house working on the project for school. And I'm teaching him all I know about creative writing. I must admit I'm so nervous it makes no sense. I'm trying to hide it. But he finds a way to help me relax. "Adina you gotta chill" I just wanna know why you being so nice to me. Nobody that you hang with likes me. So I know they put bugs in yo ear. "Listen. This assignment is for me to know you and you to know me. So know I don't let people put bugs in my ear. I find out for myself." I'm sorry. "It's cool. Look since I moved here for a week. I gotta confess something to you. " What's up ? " When I first saw you my mind was blown and my breath was taken away. I over heard what class you was in and I got mine changed so I can meet you. I really like you." Why me? " Because you're not like the other girls. Them " Rah-Rah, ratchet drama, filled, ghetto" Bitches. You're a beautiful women. You're down to earth, and chilled, basic. I love basic girls. Cause they stay to them selves and do what they need to do. " Can I be honest with you too? "Sure." I like you too He leans over to kiss me.... And it felt so damn good. Him rubbing my thighs Picking me up and getting on top Taking my shirt off slowly but I stop his hands. I felt the need to tell him the truth about me. I'm a Virgin. I can't do this maybe I should go. "Or maybe you should let me teach you somethings now." That look he gave me was like he was talking straight to my heart and my soul. He knew what I wanted and he knew I didn't want to wait for marriage no more. So. I got on top of him and took off his jersey and kissed him passionately Our tongues was so in sync. He rubbed on my pussy making my clit throb with anticipation. "Damn baby your Pussy so wet feeling like condensation. " He lifted me up and pulled down my leggings. Rubbing and smacking and biting my ass. Made me lean my head back and moan Mmmmm fuck! " I think I know what you like. I think you like it rough on the low." He says winking me. So while he lays me on my back taking my black lace panties off with his teeth while looking up at me. He tells me " This is how real men eat pussy. " Zig zagging his tongue from the left lip to the right lip Going in circles Tongue going crazy like a windmill Kissing my sweet juicy lips He spreads my legs open more To devour more of my pussy "Damn you taste so good you gotta pretty pussy too. Mmmm MMM. Oh you gonna be mine. " Mmmm shit YESS damn this feel so good I couldn't help but move back to the end of the couch Then he took total control that made me even wetter like water "Stay ya lil' sexy ass still. I'm not letting you get away this time." At that moment he strips my shirt off and unhooked my bra. And lifted me up and put me over his shoulders and place my back against the wall. And continued to eat my pretty pussy from where he left off He places his hands on my hips and made me roll in a sexy motion and told me to keep it going as he tightly gripped on to my hips and thighs As I did what he commanded. That felt more like heaven father please forgive. I mean but damn. The deeper he went into my pussy with his tongue, shaking his head All I could do is palm the back of his head and push him more into my pussy, bite my lip, and gasp for air like I needed mouth to mouth resuscitation. "Yeah, that's right baby take this tongue. Now take this dick " He move me from his shoulders to his dick. Thinking I was gonna fall but he catch me so smooth and wrapped my legs around his body While dropping his shorts He whispers in my ear gently "You ready ?" Yes "I'm go slow for you. Tell me when to stop." Feeling the tip of his large manhood, stretching my pussy It did hurt but only for a few seconds and the more he kept stroking his dick in and out of me And hearing the wetness of my pussy Mmmm I just had to scratch his back up a little bit. Then I stopped because I didn't know if that was cool or not until he told me. " You can scratch my back up if you want to baby. I love that shit." Mmmmm ahhh Mmm ahh mmm ahhh fuck Mike YESS YESS "Damn Yo pussy so good. Mmmm Fuck Adina. Shit Gotdamn girl. Hell yea. Gimme that pussy." Take it baby. It's all yours.. "And this dick is all yours baby. Muah muah muah." With each and every deep stroke he gave . My nails went deeper in his back. He then flip me over and put me on my knees on the floor and never missed a stroke. He kept the nice and slow ,sexy rhythm. Mmmm shit don't stop. Please don't stop !!! " I'm not gonna stop baby. I got you ma." As he says that in my ear. He teaches me how to throw my ass back on his dick and tells me to fuck his dick on my own while he stays still. "Squeeze that tight pussy on my dick... Shh-shit fuck yea just like that baby mmmm MMMM FUCK." As I throw it back on him. He grips and smacks my ass and he continues to fuck me while rubbing my back nice and smooth. Sent chills up and down my spine. I got bold and told him to lay on his back. I've been practicing how to give head with a toy I have at home. Hopefully I do good for the first time. I jack his dick up and down Kiss and lick all over it Start at the tip Running my tongue in circles around the head Work my head down mid shaft Cave my jaws in Slowly bob my head up and down Wetting his dick up with my tongue "Mmmm.... Aaaaah SHIT DAMN baby!! " Taking him in my mouth whole Spitting and slobbering on his thick big dick Drooling and catching it Making It Nasty He puts his hand on my head and grips my hair tugging and holding on for dear life That shit only made me wetter "Deep throat this dick. Go deeper baby. Come on bae you can do it." So I do. The deeper I go The more I choke and I love every minute of it. *COUGHING AND CHOKING* "Aaaaah FUCK ADINA. MMMMm SHIT BABY YOU ABOUT TO MAKE ME NUT!!!" Not until I ride you and you bust in my mouth. "MMmmm yes ma'am" So I get on top of him and start rolling my hips in circles Moving my pussy back and forth Making my ass clap on his dick I place his hands on my ass and make him smack my ass continuously as I start bouncing up and down Mmmm I feel my pussy creaming and squirting making his dick a complete and total sexy mess. "There ya baby. Ride that dick while smack that ass and suck on these pretty titties." Ahhh mmmm yassss daddy yassss "Ohh. I love it when you call me daddy. Shh-shit baby SHIT FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!! " What's wrong Daddy ?! "IM ABOUT TO FUCKING NUT. GET ON YO KNEES AND CATCH IT WITH YOUR MOUTH. COME ON BABY!!!!!." Holding my mouth wide open and sticking my tongue out to catch every drop and ounce of his creamy nut. "AHHHHH SHIT ADINA. FUCK!!! MMMMMmmmm FUCK!!! GOTDAMN!!!!" As he explodes on my tongue I swallow it all and show him that it's all gone. "Damn baby you might have been a Virgin but you a freaky ass Virgin." We both start laughing as make our way to the shower to get cleaned up. He wash me and I wash him But he looks me deep in my eyes And said "I was dead ass serious when I said you gonna be mine. Just to let you know. This wasn't no "hit and quit game" this is an continuous, on going , something serious , level type shit bae." Really? "Really, really. Adina I'm not gonna play you out like that. I'm not like those other niccas that do shit for bragging rights. That shit lame as hell." Then he kisses me. "Adina. I want you to be mine. Be my girl, please?" I kiss him back and happily say yes. He then takes me home. I say hey to my mom and dad and head upstairs to my room and fall on my bed. Smiling and cheesing like hell. All of this feels like a dream. Then I get a text on my phone. "Sup, baby girl I would like to take you out all weekend and pick you up for school when next week start back up is that cool?" Damn this is real and he text with good grammar?! Oh yeah it's a done deal. So I text back "Yea. That's cool bae. See you tomorrow around noon for lunch?" He quickly replies back. "Sounds like a plan baby. We can go to the mall. 💋❤️" "💋💋💋😍💋😏" So tomorrow comes and everything is great he bought me new clothes and shoes and a new necklace. Even got my hair and nails done. I told him I'm not the gold digging type and he didn't have to spend his money on me. But he insisted to do all these things and said he don't care. As long as I'm his girl and stay loyal to him. I'll get this treatment when ever I want it. He met my family and they like him and that's another plus. School starts back and we pull up in the school parking lot in his Blue Ford focus Girls try to gussy their selves up and try to attempt to look good and speak to him. And they begin to make their way over to him until he gets out and comes to the passenger side and opens my door. I step one foot out and niccas mouth drop and bitches start pouting and roll their eyes. He reaches for my hand to help me get out the car and carries my book bag and his. He pulls me to him and makes out with me in front of everbody. While we ignore the whispering and talking and the shocked looks. We began to walk in the school and guys I don't talk to, who bad mouth me. Tried to holla at me. But Mike shut them down. "Damn Adina you looking good why don't you and me do--" "Not a damn thing. Back, back homie. This my Queen. This all me." I just laugh and roll my eyes at the pathetic guy who lost his chance to have me. And kiss Mike for defending my honor. Then a ratchet chick tries to do the same thing with Mike. "Heyy Mike. You wanna go out sometime?" Sorry boo he already has a date and kiss him right in front of her as she gets mad and storm off. Mike has helped me get so much confidence. I've gained a lot of self esteem. Now my girls see me smiling more. And they say they are very happy for me and I deserve it all. Amber tells me " Damn 'Dina yo ass got fatter and hips hot wider" And Shaniece agrees and ask " Yea girl what the hell you did do over the weekend?!" All I could I say with a sexy, mischievous smirk 😏was "Ladies. Mike and I will gladly answer any questions you have at lunch today😉" While Mike agreed and kissed me as we all made our way to the cafeteria Their looks 😳😳and gasp😱😱😆😆😆 was priceless I got a feeling today nah scratch that....The rest of the year is gonna be a good year😏. MrsKandiiBaby💋🍭👅💦😏😘😜

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