Ara [txt] I'm deeply sorry for giving your number to the douche nugget that probably didn't get the hint. Please come out to brunch with us and also, let me resupply your cleaning supplies as an apology.
[TXT MSG]: apology accepted. do you want me to bring your clothes and sheets to brunch?
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@hallownight89 requested a follow up to my, now infamous, Surprise dirty text chain, in which the Bridgertons were allowed their own back. So here goes
Anthony decides to send Kate the message when she's halfway through a meeting. Standing right outside the glass conference room door smirking manically as he watches Kate's mouth fall open in surprise dropping her phone, her eyes shooting up to his as she shifts a little uncomfortably in her chair. And when Kate drags him into her office later, he's more than willing to follow through with his promise to get down on his knees again. Even as his wife says God, Please don't look so smug, Anthony
Sophie receives the message at Violet Bridgerton's birthday party and in hindsight she needn't have been quite so surprised by the artistically lit picture, he does do it for a living after all. But that definitely doesn't stop Sophie from blushing scarlet as Ben's arm stays wrapped tightly around her waist. Sophie clears her throat and drags Benedict back to his childhood bedroom and tries not to feel embarrassed that this is not the first time they've done this next to his Art Attack poster.
Colin sends Penelope a desperately filthy message when they're out at dinner with Daphne and Simon. She had looked down expecting a message from her boss about a printing emergency and let out a surprised squeak, Colin's hand still firm on her thigh as he eats his dessert with a theatrical moan. It's all Penelope can do not to pass out honestly. As soon as they're in the car she makes her move.
Daphne sends Simon the message, timed to perfection Just as he's about to take the field for a match. She can see his eyes widen in shock and surprise right there on the screen that shows the players in their final meetings with the manager. And Daphne can't help but feel a little smug when Simon trips over himself as he runs onto the pitch.
Eloise has been lying in wait for several months to enact her revenge. The moment she's chosen? Parent Teacher night at Oliver and Amanda's school. Miss Green is right in the middle of telling them how absolutely darling their children are when Phillip glances down at his phone, Eloise's thumb still rubbing soft circles on the back of his hand and let's out a harsh Fuck Me of surprise. Miss Green is very startled. Eloise clears her throat and with a particularly smug smile says You'll have to forgive Mr Crane, I think his plans for this evening just got changed.
Francesca has also been plotting Michael's demise for quite some time. Her moment? Right in the middle of the press junket for the new season of Kilmartin Michael had made the mistake of looking down at the message right as the next journalist walked into the room. And truly he would have been fine had it not been for the fact that Frankie seemed to have taken it upon herself to touch him as much as possible. Oh isn't he funny? touching his arm. Isn't he charming? Brushing his hair from his eyes. God he;s practically overheating. Oh he must be feeling shy Today! She says when he can barely get out 3 words the entire interview. When this journalist, a little bewildered leaves Michael leans in close to his fiancée and says You're going to pay for this later. And Francesca smiles the sly smile that always gives him a jolt and says Do you promise? Before looking up at the woman now entering the room Karen! So good to see you again!
Gregory sends Lucy quite possibly the filthiest thing she's ever seen written down right in the middle of the staff meeting one week. He's sitting across for her, an innocent expression on his adorable face, his glasses askew as always as Janet from HR talks about interpersonal relationships in the office for the hundredth time, but his foot nudges hers and then starts to inch up her leg, a smirk starting on his face as she blushes scarlet, trying to act nonchalant as she subtly tries to press the cold metal of her engagement ring against her forehead. When a second message comes through staggeringly more filthy Lucy abruptly slides her chair back and marches from the meeting leaving everyone looking quite bewildered, bar Gregory who looks abominably smug as Kate says in a faux whisper Yes, incredible display of a functioning office relationship there. Janet just sighs resignedly.
Hyacinth waits until they're sandwiched between Her mother and his grandmother to send Gareth the message which she has been carefully crafting for weeks. And irritatingly he ignores it. You should really check that message that just came through, Honey. Hyacinth says pointedly, running her fingers along his spine smirking slightly as he shivers. And to her very great annoyance he eyes her carefully and then with such an irritating smirk that she doesn't know if she wants to kiss him or kill him he says Whatever you have to tell me, You can whisper into my ear later, Honey. And god help her. She does.
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It never specifies what type of stone medusa turns you into, so for all we know medusa could be turning ancient greeks into solid diamond statues which she sells to fuel her opulent lifestyle. (source)
When I say I'm smooth, I mean:
ADHD and overconfident
Also I didn't accidentally leak my zucchini's number on the internet, which almost happened 💫
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[ text ] i hate blackouts… || @theacearcher
(✉ → the jumpy one): you now, i can help with that
(✉ → the jumpy one): tower’s still all lit up. we have the jacuzzi going and everything, it’s a real party
(✉ → the jumpy one): not a candle in sight!
Therapy was ok
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I have literally found the cutest lingerie ever but they don’t ship to where I am. That’s a different type of pain
not at me for singing 'we fell in love with october' with girl in red cause i am depressed and have nothing to do.
text ➝ the scarlet witch.
emily: so i saw a lot of things online wanting john and i to join marvel as mister fantastic and invisible woman from the fantastic four.
emily: that was before the divorce of course, but i still want to join somehow.
emily: do you think that you can put in a good word for me? i want to work with you as your badass character! i promise to repay you with drinks on me if you put in that good word. tell them i am only late on days of the week that end in y!
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my desire of leaving everything behind and running away to a small town miles away only grows stronger with each passing day, and i don't know how to process all this repressed energy.
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If the only job university education can get you is to teach the same subject you graduated at, it's basically a pyramid scheme. (source)
It's pretty amazing how many Ouija board ghosts are fluent and literate in English. (source)
so i watched Mike Leigh's 'Naked' yesterday and realised dark humour on the face of adversity makes me laugh very hard. i wonder where my life is headed at.
Texts Chapter 10 Family
This is what she was needing, what she had been missing, a mother’s love. Trying to be all to Jedidiah, be a student, and try to be nineteen, if was all to much. Sarah holds her close, rocking her in her arms. The words she says, sooth her. Words of affirmation and love.
Jedidiah is content in David’s arms. Unaware of his sister’s emotions, he coos and bounces on his knees. David, through, looks to Clara with concern.
“Don’t worry son. Ladies need to cry sometimes.” His dad assures. Dena nods. Danny watches it all with a concerned look. He hates to see a lady cry. “It is healing for them. Come, bring the baby. We will check on dinner. Come Dena and Danny. Let’s give your mom and Clara some space.” David looks to her and she nods. He raises with Jed and follows his dad and siblings out.
*I don’t know what came over me “ She says as she slowly raises from her embrace.
“I do. You have been carrying a heavy burden. You needed to lay it down some. It will be lighter when you pick it up now, for we bare some of the weight.”
“I couldn’t tell how heavy it was. Just had to keep pushing through each day.”
“That is the way of it. My David adores you. You and sweet Jedidiah is all he speaks about. That makes you family. We support and nurture each other in this family. One falls under a weight, we all pick them up and help carry it. You are not alone anymore, my daughter.”
“Oh, that is…” she can’t find the words.
“It is okay child. I know. Shall we join the others and break bread together?”
Unlike the quiet dinners her and Jed are used too, Dinner with the French’s is a wonderful loud affair. They talk over each other as food is passed around the table. David Sr. quiets them to say Grace. David Jr’s hand finds hers. Dena takes her other. Jed sits content on his adopted Grandma’s lap.
“Lord, we thank you for the gift of this food and the blessing of fellowship. We praise you for the blessing of Clara and Jedidiah at our table. May we serve them well being an example of your love. In Jesus name, Amen.”
“Amen.” Echoes around the table. Now they eat.
The food is delicious. What is more delicious is the family that surrounds her. Jed happily eating bites of vegetables that Sarah serves him. Dena telling her all about the drama of seventh grade. Danny making funny faces at Jed as his dad gets on him to eat, with a smile. David’s smile as he watches her, the whole thing is exactly what she needs, her and Jed.
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I’m trying a new skincare product & everyone can see the difference it makes in my skin, except me lol the audacity I have
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Having sex in the Harry Potter universe must be awkward if there are paintings in the room. (source)
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