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sonalirichard · 9 months
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"THUMKESHWARI" ~ KRITI SANON , VARUN DHAWAN 🔥
I LOVE IT SO !!! 💋
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HAPPY 700 HOE!!! Also ❄️ with Peter Parker, a meet cute that turns into a 🔥 ehehhehehe
HOE THANKS!!! 😘
You spot your ex approaching you and you panic, turning to the boy awkwardly standing by the snack table.
"Babe! There you are, I've been looking all over for you!"
He looks around before finally pointing at himself.
"Ha-ha, very funny," you pat him jokingly before leaning in to whisper, "My weirdo ex is here pleasehelpmeout."
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that I'm waiting for my girlfriend," he quips back.
You laugh, partly in relief because he's quick and smart (and very cute, too, but that's beside the point.)
"Is he still looking?"
"Which one is he?"
"Blue sweater, douchey hair."
He laughs. "Yeah, he is."
An idea pops into your mind. "Kiss me."
"What?"
"Do it."
Much to your surprise, this cute nerd goes for it and kisses you, and he kisses like a dream. Maybe it's the booze or the thrill of riling up your ex, but you're having the time of your life making out with this cute stranger.
"Fuck, you're really good at this," he pulls away, breath taken away.
"Thanks, so are you," you smirk. "Man, where the hell did you come from?"
"Um, Queens?"
"Alright, Queens." you lean back in, kissing him again.
By the time your ex turns to see you again, you're already sneaking into a coat closet with Queens, with his hand up your skirt.
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jumatberkahcom · 2 years
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sonalirichard · 9 months
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Ooh yeah👌, I"m crazy about this Song ~ Fire 🔥 !!!
Kriti is absolutely superb hottest 🔥 !!!
Varun is so cool✌!
Song ♥️ "Thumkeshwari"- Bhediya , Varun Dhawan ,
Kriti Sanon , Shraddha Kapoor , Amitabh B ♥️
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👑🕺💃 💋👌 🎶 💎 Extremely beautiful , hot 🔥, exciting , fantastic & sexy masterpiece !!!
🏆🌟💋💋💋💎🎉
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⏳ okay okay I know I wrote a one shot on it but DOCTOR AU WITH PETER PARKER PLEASE 😘😘😘
y'all know i love me some workplace hookup concepts lmao
You spot him eating an apple and checking his phone on a quiet corridor in the cardiology ward.
"Doctor Parker," you snap him out of his absent scrolling.
"Hey," his face lights up with a smile.
"You still on your break?" you look around, making sure no one's watching.
"Yeah?"
"I got about 12 minutes, can we--" you motion him towards a supply closet.
He couldn't have stood up quick enough, and as soon as the door closes behind him, mouths colliding and scrubs thrown off and moans get muffled in crooks of shoulders.
He pumps his cock inside you and rubs your clit like it's a life-or-death situation, and you think God, if this is how you die, you have lived one hell of a life.
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OKAY SO I was scoring through the #distractinglysexy hashtag where women scientists just snapped at mysoginist men scientist who think women just cry in labs by posting pictures of them looking hot with lab equipment under the said hashtag. And I just couldn't get the image of Peter in a labcoat sjsksjksjs CAN YOU WRITE SOMETHING ON IT PLEASE SENPAI 💙💙💙💙
OMGOMGOMGOMG I LOOKED IT UP ON INSTA AND I LOVE IT
okay so like
you’re a kickass biochemistry grad student and dating your classmate peter parker
but the world still sucks and you still get undermined in your field bc you’re a girl and you like to dress up nice and look fly
you’ve told this to peter (he’s seen it a bunch of times himself) and he’s like “pleaseeee let me kick his ass” but you’re like “no, i can take care of myself” bc yaaasss gurl
one night he’s just hanging out and working with you when he notices how fucking cool you look with the goggles and gloves and lab coat and intricate braids, all focused and in your element
and he’s like “can i.. can i take your picture real quick?” “um knock youself out” “OKAY don’t mind me”
and goes on to take the coolest pics of you sksjdfhksdjh
“ooh you can post it on instagram with that #distractinglysexy hashtag!!!” and you’re like hell yeah you’re gonna show em how smart and badass you are
and then he came up with the genius idea of “OOH what if I do the sexy poses in the labcoat????”
so after your work is done, you set out to do an impromptu photoshoot
(in his defense, peter looks hella cute in a labcoat. that’s how you developed a crush on him to begin with.)
but he’s doing the over-the-shoulder look, the “ooh-you-caught-me-in-my-labcoat”, and the biting-the-finger pose, and “the kim kardashian” (which is just him puffing out his chest and stick his butt out and wrapping the labcoat real tight around him) and you’re dead
you’re full on squatting on the floor laughing
“DON’T LAUGH AT ME I LOOK DISTRACTINGLY SEXY”
“i know i know im sorry you’re very sexy” you pull him by the collars of the lab coat and kiss him
bc he’s your distractingly sexy funny nerd of a boyfriend 💕
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Smutty concept: parents!Peter and Reader finally get a day off and with their children staying at Grandpa Tony's, they have lots of TIME to put off their frustration into THINGS and tired Peter is dom!Peter soooo ;p
(soooo I thought I posted this, but turns out it's been in my drafts the whole time. im a divvy div div. also welcome back love! 💕)
Danggg girl you’re giving me dad!peter AND smut? you’re really tryna kill me aren’t ya 😌
like the whole day, you've been running around trying to get Benji and Grace ready to go to Grandpa Tony and Pep-Pep's (Benji accidentally took down all the shoes from the rack bc his shoelaces got stuck and Grace just wouldn't wear her pants on principle) and the moment they leave, you just stand there on the doorway and leans against each other bc y'all exhausted
peter always starts out needy, holding you, kissing your neck, grabbing your ass... you may not feel like hot shit in yoga pants and his old Columbia hoodie, but it sure does work for him 😏
he backs up against the nearby wall and fucks you so hard, so desperate --his calloused hand gently fondling your tits, the other rubbing circles on your clit and he just needs you so close. so he pounds into you harder, deeper, until you clench around him and takes him over the edge with you.
breathlessly but jokingly, you say, "peter, i swear to god, if you knock me up again with that..." 👀👀👀
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I'm in a mood but, baby daddy Bucky 😬😬
you mean bucky with a breeding kink???? bc YES PLEASE imagine him holding you flush against his chest while fucking you from behind "look at you taking my cock so well baby, you gonna take my cum too, won't you? still let me fill you up even though you're already carrying my baby" WOWEE
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Okay but 🔥 angry sex with Tom 👀👀
SDKFJHSDKFHKDJF okay okay okay
the kisses would be even more passionate, the bruises deeper, darker, the grips harder. when he goes down on you, he laps and sucks your clit until you scream and then fingerfuck you so thoroughly that you’re crying from the orgasms. then as you come for the umpteenth time, he enters you in one go and fucks you deep into the mattress (or the floor im not picky) and circle his thumb on your clit that’s all red and swollen and sensitive
and maybe you’ll slap and choke each other a bit but hey that’s just me 👀👀👀
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I think I've asked someone this question but- since I'm allergic to pollen like many other people, will sex pollen make me horny or give me an asthma attack? 🤔🤔😂
dude what if it's both???
i mean that's gotta be inconvenient as fuck, to have an asthma attack AND be super horny at the same time 😂😂😂
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AHHH WHY HAVEN'T I ASKED YOU ANYTHING YET? So send me on my first date- 💍- I'm smol, chubby, can't live without em glasses, reads a lot of books (at least before quarantine 😂), um what else, not a fan of romance (LIES), too much into hot superheroes. Like a lot. Male or female doesn't matter. How are you by the way? Your boy fairing you well? 💙💙
YAAAASSS ASK AWAY!
I hereby ship you with...
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Tom! And imma send you on a Central Park date where you can stroll along the bridges and have ice cream and just lounge around in the grass 💞💞💞
And im doing alright! weeeell he did come home early to cuddle me, but he also tried to lick my eyeball earlier soooo 😰 hahahahah
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Soooooooooooooooooo my virgin ass made a sex playlist inspired by our very own div's 💀💀💀
Yaaaaasssss werk it! I've been making sex playlists before I started getting any, too 😂 and I got some really good ones lol
ps. The fic also comes with a playlist! *wink wonk*
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Oof thirsty Tom imagine- mob!Tom coming home from "work" and being exhausted and cranky so he takes it out on you 😛😛👀
dang man you'd be minding your own business and he just tackles you and kisses you furiously and rips off your clothes and shit. idk why my first thought is him devouring you with his mouth and fingers? like he'll make you cum until you're stupid and then flip you over to your stomach and go to poundtown with his mouth mapping and marking every inch of your back. it's rough and needy and soooo fucking passionate i need water
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It's very c o m p l i c a t e d and I'm too demotivated 😂😂
Nyawwww! Well, you take your sweet ass time boo. We'll be here hyping you the fuck up!!
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If I write a fictional book, would you read it 🙃🙃
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dude that is so cool!! Tell me moreeee!!!
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Ahem Bucky's metal arm will make a beautiful necklace 👀👀
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DAMN RIGHT IT DOOOO 😌😌😌
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