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Jaune: Talk to me.

Jaune: Spill the secrets you’ve been keeping.

Jaune: Life cuts deep.

Jaune: You’re not alone I’m by your side. I know that’s not enough.

Jaune: I’d walk through fire for you.

Ruby: You blame me.

Jaune: I love you. I blame myself.

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Jaune:*drinking soda*

Ruby:*eating his fries*

Jaune:….*grabs her thigh*

Ruby:*stops eating*…….*moves his hand higher*

Jaune:!?

Ruby:*continues eating*

Jaune:(This didn’t go as planned)

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Deaf Subtitles

Jaune: I’m deaf, but my semblance makes the words people say appear below them so I can read them.

Ruby: “Like subtitles in a movie?”

Jaune: Yeah, just like that!

Ruby: “That’s awesome!”

Weiss: “I’ve never heard of a semblance like that before. That’s quite the unique semblance.”

Jaune: Thanks, but it has it’s downsides.

Ruby: “Like what?”

Jaune: It doesn’t say who is talking to me, so if I’m around several people I get confused on who I’m speaking to.

Ruby: “That sounds annoying.”

Jaune: If someone asks me to, ‘come here.’ I have no idea where, ‘here’ is because there isn’t a voice to follow.

Weiss: “People have no doubt become quite angry for that, haven’t they?”

Jaune: Yeah, I’ve had quite a few incidents happen to me every now, and then. But, that’s not the worst of it.

Weiss: “It’s not?”

Ruby: “Then what is?”

Jaune: All the words I see are at chest level.

Weiss: “So?”

Ruby: “What’s wrong with that?”

Jaune: Let me rephrase that: All the words I see are at boob level.

Weiss: …

Ruby: Oh…

Jaune: Yeah…

: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”

Jaune: Who said that?

Ruby: “You need to be facing, Jaune so he knows who’s talking to him.”

: “Whoops.”

Yang: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”

Jaune: …

Jaune: Yes.

Yang: “I just thought you liked checking out my girls~!”

Jaune: You put my head through a wall because I was ‘staring’ too much.

Yang: Uhh…

: “It was you who did that to him?!”

Yang: “Uh oh…”

: You’re dead, you hear me! You’re dead!”

Yang: “Gotta go bye!”

: “Come back here you bitch.”

Jaune: That was, Jeanne wasn’t it?

Ruby: “Yeah.”

Weiss: “How could you tell?”

Jaune: This isn’t the first time she’s done this to someone, nor will it be the last.

Weiss: “Well hopefully this will be the least of your problems coming here, Jaune.”

Jaune: I hope so too, but something weird has been happening to me lately ever since I came to, Beacon to see my sister.

Ruby: “Weird how?”

Jaune: Well…?!

: “Ara Ara~!”

Jaune: That! That keeps happening?!

Ruby: What keeps happening!

Jaune: Someone keeps on saying, ‘Ara Ara’ to me!

Weiss: “They’re saying what to you?”

Jaune: They’re saying…?!

: “Ara Ara~!”

Jaune: Ahhhh!!! Who ever you are! Show yourself! And, explain why you keep doing this! Otherwise I might be forced to take responsibility for actions I will only slightly regret!

: “What is he talking about?”

: “I have no idea.”

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Deaf Subtitles

Jaune: I’m deaf, but my semblance makes the words people say appear below them so I can read them.

Ruby: “Like subtitles in a movie?”

Jaune: Yeah, just like that!

Ruby: “That’s awesome!”

Weiss: “I’ve never heard of a semblance like that before. That’s quite the unique semblance.”

Jaune: Thanks, but it has it’s downsides.

Ruby: “Like what?”

Jaune: It doesn’t say who is talking to me, so if I’m around several people I get confused on who I’m speaking to.

Ruby: “That sounds annoying.”

Jaune: If someone asks me to, ‘come here.’ I have no idea where, ‘here’ is because there isn’t a voice to follow.

Weiss: “People have no doubt become quite angry for that, haven’t they?”

Jaune: Yeah, I’ve had quite a few incidents happen to me every now, and then. But, that’s not the worst of it.

Weiss: “It’s not?”

Ruby: “Then what is?”

Jaune: All the words I see are at chest level.

Weiss: “So?”

Ruby: “What’s wrong with that?”

Jaune: Let me rephrase that: All the words I see are at boob level.

Weiss: …

Ruby: Oh…

Jaune: Yeah…

: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”

Jaune: Who said that?

Ruby: “You need to be facing, Jaune so he knows who’s talking to him.”

: “Whoops.”

Yang: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”

Jaune: …

Jaune: Yes.

Yang: “I just thought you liked checking out my girls~!”

Jaune: You put my head through a wall because I was ‘staring’ too much.

Yang: Uhh…

: “It was you who did that to him?!”

Yang: “Uh oh…”

: You’re dead, you hear me! You’re dead!”

Yang: “Gotta go bye!”

: “Come back here you bitch.”

Jaune: That was, Jeanne wasn’t it?

Ruby: “Yeah.”

Weiss: “How could you tell?”

Jaune: This isn’t the first time she’s done this to someone, nor will it be the last.

Weiss: “Well hopefully this will be the least of your problems coming here, Jaune.”

Jaune: I hope so too, but something weird has been happening to me lately ever since I came to, Beacon to see my sister.

Ruby: “Weird how?”

Jaune: Well…?!

: “Ara Ara~!”

Jaune: That! That keeps happening?!

Ruby: What keeps happening!

Jaune: Someone keeps on saying, ‘Ara Ara’ to me!

Weiss: “They’re saying what to you?”

Jaune: They’re saying…?!

: “Ara Ara~!”

Jaune: Ahhhh!!! Who ever you are! Show yourself! And, explain why you keep doing this! Otherwise I might be forced to take responsibility for actions I will only slightly regret!

: “What is he talking about?”

: “I have no idea.”

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How Do You Know About That?

Ruby: ... I hate you Yang! *slams door*

Yang: Jeez... What's gotten into her?

Nora: Maybe she's in her "special" time of the month? *snigger*

Ren: Nora, that can be interpreted as sexual harrassment. *sips tea*

Nora: No it can't. I'm a girl. And girl can't sexually harrass other girl. It said so in the bible.

Jaune: Now you're just being blasphemous. And besides Ruby can't be having her period now. It's still too early for that because her starts in next week.

Ren:

*Drops glass*

Yang: ..... Jaune how do you know so much about Ruby's period?

Jaune: I... Uh...... Oh, look at the time I gotta go. Bye!

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Jaune and Ruby after their kiss

Ruby: man, I can't believe how tall you are.

Jaune:(face covered in lipstick marks) hey, I'm not that tall.

Ruby: I had to jump 9 times before I finally kissed you on the lips.

Jaune: I did offer to bend down but you said no.

Ruby: because it would have looked silly.

Jaune: no sillier than jumping nine times.

Ruby:(giggling) Touche.

Jaune: Happy Valentine's day Ruby ♥

Ruby: Happy Valentine's day Jaune ♥

This time Jaune bends down and kiss Ruby, both didn't care if it looks silly.

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Yang and Black after their kiss

Blake: sorry about that Yang.

Yang:(face coverd in lipstick marks) hey it's ok, you got a bit carried away.

Blake: no not that, I ment(pointing to Yang cleavage).

Yang look down and see a lipstick mark on her left breast.

Yang: OH that wasn't your fault, you tripped luckily for you my girls broke your fall.

Blake: Happy Valentine's day Yang ♥

Yang: Happy Valentine's day Blake ♥

Blake smile started kissing Yang again.

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Patch, 3 years after Salem's death

Yang: I miss Blake.

Ruby: She just left.

Yang: You don't understand Rubes... I don't know what I'd do without her. I don't want to know.

Ruby: Oh... Yeah, I get that... Yeah.

Yang: I mean look at this little thing! *Holds up Bumbleby daughter*

Nera Belladonna: Gwah. *reaches for Ruby*

Yang: Isn't she the cutest little- Where are you going?

Ruby: I gotta find Jaune! *petal bursts out the door*

~1 year later~

Yang: *wrangling her toddler* So, How'd it go?

Garnet: *sucking on Crocea Mors' pommel*

Jaune: *ruffling his son's hair*

Ruby: Pretty good all, things considered...

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How NOT To Cook

Yang: S-She didn't...

Jaune: Yeah...

Yang: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Haaa... Yeah...

Yang: Is that why you rebuilt the kitchen?!

Jaune: Twice...

Yang: Twice?!

Jaune: Yeah...

Yang: Is this why you do all the cooking?

Jaune: I love my wife, but I fear for my life if I let her cook so much as instant noodles.

Yang: I can see tha...?! Is she cooking a flashbang on the stove?!

Jaune: Wha…?! RUBY NO?!!

Ruby:

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Priorities

Ruby : What are you doing?

Jaune [digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some in a separate bowl: Weiss really likes the blue ones, so I'm separating them.

Ruby: Aw, that's so sweet!

Jaune: What? No. I plan to eat them in front of her and then run.

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Jaune:*watching tv*

Ruby:*cuddling* Zzzzz

Jaune:Are you actually asleep?

Ruby:Zzzz

Jaune:….

Jaune:I love you. I love you so much it scares me. You give me so much joy and peace I don’t know what to do with. Everyday I wake up and I’m so happy to see smiling at me like if I’m your world. Without you…I don’t think I could’ve fought as hard as I have. You’ll always be my hero.

Ruby:Zzzz

Jaune:*smiles*

xxxxxx

Jaune:Zzzzz

Ruby slowly opens her eyes and wipes a few tears away. Slowly she pulls herself up the couch just enough to gently kiss the boy’s cheek before resting on his chest as his arm held her lovingly.

Ruby:I love you too. Now and forever.

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Family photo

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Ruby: *sniffs* 😢

Jaune: I-I don't think we should do this Bleiss.

Bleiss: *already naked on top of Jaune* What! But we're already naked! And besides didn't you said that you wanted more "spice" in your relationship?

Jaune: Not like this! I said I wanted us to go out on more dates.

Ruby: You did? But I thought you're bored of being with me? 😥

Jaune: I would never be bored of being together with you Ruby. I-I love you so much...

Ruby: Oh Jaune... Me too. 😭

Bleiss: I'm starting to think I'm the one that's getting cucked.

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Jaune: nice to meets you mrs.rose(shake her hand).

Taiyang: hey Jaune can you help out here(then leave to help Taiyang).

Summer: that Jaune guy is kinda cute, seems us roses have thing for tall blondes.

Ruby:(blushing) mom please he's just my best friend.

Summer: you know your father was my best friend before we got together.

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Ruby: Can I put a fruit rollup on it~?

Jaune: WHAT THE FU-!?

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A Blooming Rose Bud

Jaune: …

Jaune: Roobies…

Weiss: Oh my god?! Can you believe what he just called you?!

Ruby: Can you believe that I like it?

Weiss: What…?

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A Final Goodbye... (Lancaster in the end.)

So with RT gone and with RWBY never going to get a satisfying ending I made this instead.

Salem: ... It has begun.

Tyrian: May I ask, what has begun exactly, your evilship?

Salem: The end of the universe.

Tyrian: Oh... Can we stop that?

Salem: I'm afraid not. It has been decided by someone higher than me.

Tyrian: Someone higher. Is it the twin gods?

Salem: Ehhh..... Someone much higher than even them I'm afraid.

Tyrian: I see... So this is it then?

Salem: This is it.

Tyrian: Then I'm proud that I was your number one henchman.

*flash*

think of this as the same thing that destroyed the multiverse during the crisis on infinite earth.

Somewhere in Vacuo

Yang: Well this sucks.

Blake: Tell me about it. Just right when we're finally together,

Yang: I know babe. And before we get to be erased from existence I want to say to you again.

I love you.

Blake: Come here...

*flash*

Tai: There goes my daughter.

Raven: At least she died with someone she loved.

Tai: ...It doesn't mean she hates you know.

Raven: Tai. We're about to die. So you don't have to lie to make me feel better.

Tai: If it makes you feel any better Yang doesn't want to spend her final moment with me either.

Raven: Some parents we are.

Tai: The last time I check I was the parent. And you were the one that left us.

Raven: I know that! Do you think I want to leave her in the first place and leave you?! But it's too late for that now.

Tai: You know maybe we can try again. You can apologize to Yang in the next life.

Raven: I-I would like that...

*flash*

Willow: I really picked a bad time to stop drinking.

Whitley: At least we can spend our last family time together.

Weiss: As much I hate saying this. I'm glad I at least got to spend my last time on Remnants with you, mom and.... Wait a sec, where did Winter go?

Qrow: Boy. I really picked a good time to start drinking.

Winter: Qrow. There's something I wanted to tell you.

Qrow: Fire away Ice queen.

Winter: *gets down on one knee* Qrow Branwen will you marry me?

Qrow: Uhhh.... all right.

Winter: Great. Let me introduce you to my family. Weiss meet your new brother in-law.

Qrow: Uh hey Ice princess. I guess I'm marrying your sister now.

Weiss: WHAT!!! If you think I'm letting a drunk deadbeat marrying my sister then you must be fuc...

*flash*

Ruby: This it Jaune. Are you scared?

Jaune: Very. So how do you feel Ruby.

Ruby: Same... It's not supposed to end this way.

Jaune: I know Rubes, but what done is done. And I'm glad I got to spend the end of the world with a friend.

Ruby: Yeah... Ah screw it. Jaune please don't get mad at me.

*kiss Jaune on the lips*

Jaune. I love you.

Jaune: W-what?

Ruby: I said I love you, you dork! I've been in love with you for a long time. I always wanted to tell you this but there was never a good time to do so.

Jaune: I see. Then I also have a confession to make. I feel the same way too. For a long time. I thought you don't feel the same way as I do.

Ruby: Well now we know. I just wish we have more time. To go on more dates, to go on a beach together, to get married, have kids and grow old togethers....

I don't want to die Jaune. Not yet. Not until we achieve our dreams together.

Jaune: I know Ruby but it's too late for that. At least we will die together.

Ruby: I guess there are worst ways to die. Jaune I love you and I hope we get to see each others again in the next life and the next life after that.

Jaune: Ruby I love you too. And I promise to always find you no matters where you are.

Ruby: And I will promise to always love you.

*kiss Jaune for the last time*

*flash*

Will make an epilogue if this gets 100 likes.

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Speaking Your Mind

Weiss:*reading*

Jaune:*stealing glances*

Weiss:…Something you want to say?

Jaune:Not really. *looks at scroll*

Weiss:Not buying it. What’s on your mind?

Jaune:Nothing worth mentioning. Really.

Weiss:Jaune, you’ve told me many awkward and miscellaneous things before. If you have something on your mind then you should say it. I’m all ears.

Jaune:…

Jaune:I just want to put you on shoulders and devour you like it’s my last meal right now.

Weiss:…… *goes back to reading*

Weiss:*goes back to reading*

Jaune:This is why sometimes thoughts should remain inside a person’s head.

Weiss:In my defense…

Jaune:…Yeah?

Weiss:I don’t know!? What do you want from me!?

Jaune:I just told you!

Weiss:That’s not- you… I haven’t shaved!

Jaune:You make out with me even when my beard grows in.

Weiss:That is not the same thing!

Jaune:Mmm, I think it is. Soooo

Weiss:…..*closes book* This will not be a common thing.

Jaune:*turns up volume* Tell me that in couple minutes.

Weiss:I…*red* don’t think I’ll be able.