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nomsfaultau · 2 months
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kovinell · 2 years
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the sleepy lads
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qqquib · 1 year
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i use tumblr for a lot of shit, like a lot. something i recently opened the app for was fic recs. which, okay. i’ve read a LOT of dsmp fan fiction. if it’s tommyinnit-centric there’s a 70% chance i’ve read it. if it’s bad-parent phil watson there’s 95% chance i’ve read it.
now, one thing most of these fic recs have in common is them leaving out vital information about the fics AND they’re not mentioning my favorites so i’m upset.
all that said, welcome to my DSMP tommyinnit focused fic recommendations!
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please read the tags before reading them! they contain triggering themes!!!!!
Until You Leave. 8/? 31.2k Words
Technobrother and Tommy are piglin brothers in foster care. They get placed with Phil and he accidentally fucks them up big time. Ugly cried even though it was unfinished lol. 
Evermore. complete. 56k Words
Royal AU and tommyinnit has hanahaki disease. Unshockingly contains bad parent Phil Watson and horrible siblings Wilbur and Techno. Major Character Death tag. 
Hand in Unloveable Hand. complete. 21k Words
literally, I don't even know where to begin. tommyinnit gets unadopted by Phil and placed with Dream (who is a murderer.) Goes through Dreams killings and Tommy's involvement in detail. Cliffhanger ending i’m praying author makes a part 2. 
mon dieu. complete. 115k Words. 
Same thing, where can I even begin. Dream goes crazy with the revive book on Tommy, and claims himself as a god. Tortures Tommy and its described in graphic detail. If you don't like blood, guts, paralyzation, stock-home syndrome, or suicide don't read. 
Dead Kids Aren’t Useful. complete. 4.5k Words. 
tommyinnit has the power to heal peoples wounds-- at the cost of his own life. Vigilante SBI don't know that detail, and abuse his power to save their own lives.
A God and An Alien Walk Into a Casino (series) incomplete. 12k words
Just Golden Duo interactions honestly. Takes place in the c!dsmp before the finale. 
this isn’t love (and if it is i don’t want it) complete. 4.3k Words
C!Tommy is unloved, but flowers never grow in his lungs. Tommyinnit is loved by a family who hates him. I SOBBED SO BAD BRO OMFG. My direct notes on this in my excel sheet are “best/worst take on hanahaki disease”
The End is Your Beginning. complete. 65k Words
Tommy accidentally falls into The End and a dragon adopts him <3. The ending made me angry cry. 
Good Riddance Gray Albion. complete. 2k Words
Tommy is unknown at his birthday party, you will know more about his brothers than you ever will about Tommy. It's his birthday. 
All-The-Way Better. complete. 5k Words
Tommy isn't happy enough-- isn't good enough. He gets replaced by the people who swore to love him. 
Home is Where the Heart Isn’t (series) incomplete. 25k Words
Originally my friend was gatekeeping this from me, i argued with her until she shared it. Essentially, tommyinnit’s family comes back from whatever the fuck and they realize he isn't the same. Angst ensues and Tommy is just mad depressed bro. Sob every time, 
Distant Dreams in the Dark. complete. 14k Words
Wilbur is addicted to drugs, told through Tommy’s POV. Set over the span of several years. Bittersweet ending. suicide warning though folks. 
Dreaming that I’m Wide Awake. complete. 59k Words
Golden Duo + Drista. Human experimentation and like, a lot of angst. No offense to the author! But this was their first work as far as I’m aware. It is written like it, but it's worth it imo.  
miserably failing at faerie kidnapping after getting too attached to the kid you're trying to kidnap. complete. 19.9k Words
Dream is Fae and adopts Tommy! Fluff and healing ensues. Bad SBI though. It's honestly one of the happier fics I've read recently.
a house with closed doors. complete. 4.1k Words
Tommy is lonely on thanksgiving :( but happy ending!
There’s always more. complete. 11k Words
Tommy is suicidal, technoblade decides a roadtrip is in order. 
Cant You Stay Right Here Forever Pretty Please? complete. 2.1k Words
tommy + ranboo are falling, phil can only save one of them. 
Vibrations. complete. 121k Words
tommyinnit leaves the SMP to finally heal, and gets platonically married and has a kid but that's a whole other thing. 
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aro-ace-of-spades · 2 years
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I think they should change the name sleepy bois Incorporated to sassy bitches incorporated
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elbowreveal · 11 months
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sleepy morning
🐈🐈🐈!
.click for quality/don’t repost to other sites.
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ihasnoplaninlife · 11 months
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having a nice cold nap
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fretbored34 · 1 year
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I personally like to call it "being nocturnal" 🤷‍♀️
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angelsandarsenic · 6 months
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after so long I’m finishing the sleeping beauty Technoblade au and doing that maleficent emerald duo au! I really want to work Wilbur as a changeling (cuz twins duo) in there but I can’t figure out how…
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skeptical-frog · 2 years
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Tommy: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Wilbur: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Techno: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Phil: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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psiithirisma · 2 years
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love protective sbi, you disrespect any of them and the others will break your kneecaps
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auroramoon-draws16 · 1 year
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Fuck it’s like midnight but I gotta say this:
I had an AU in my head (thanks to a certain ghost!Wild LoZ fic) this one is where once Hyrule is up and running again (ignoring/retrofitting Tears of the Kingdom) they get visits/visit other nations.
Sbi royal au being one of them, just just, Phil and the boys being royalty and meeting Link and Zelda. I don’t even need multiple chapters, just them meeting.
I’m thinking that Sbi’s kingdom’s main patron is Phil’s wife Death, so they get a pretty iffy reputation among the other kingdoms. Despite the family being a bunch of dorks their loyal citizens adore.
Philza is goofy and fatherly, Wilbur is charismatic and chaotic, Techno is awkward but really wise, and Tommy is energetic and friendly.
Their kingdom is more of an empire, but outside of trading and wars, none of the other kingdoms really know know the family.
Until Hyrule opened up again, and the family first hand got to see their dire need of help, decided to make an ally. Cue them practically adopting Link and Zelda as a part of their family while Neapolitan trio stay over at their kingdom to help out while Phil handles their home kingdom.
(I don’t really see Botw Link and Zelda as a couple, I know other people do, but I like seeing them as friends, or in this case siblings who have to deal with a whole ass ruined kingdom, do what you want Ig)
(Also also, I did ship preCalamity Link and Mipha, but afterwards, not really? Plus now I just have Linked Universe stuck in my head as what I think of Botw Link aka Wild, so there’s that)
(Fucking big bro!Twilight and lil bro!Wild has me in a chokehold, holy shit)
Idk, I like making crossovers that probably shouldn’t exist, but I force it into working.
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nomsfaultau · 1 month
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Techno in dress save me….
…techno in dress…….
save me, techno in dress….
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slaymaxuwu · 2 years
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Sorry I can't go that day, big plans!
My plans:
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henjhie · 1 year
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Get your sleep back
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Sleeply!!
A solution of your problem on having hard time to get sleep at night. This is all natural and organic. It helps you get a good night’s sleep and keeps you calm and peaceful! In the morning you don’t have that foggy and confused brain.
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why can’t humans hibernate anymore?
like it’s a hibernation kinda day rn
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tuttadil · 2 years
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the urge to go out on a cute date at china valley, Powai then watching premier league while cuddling on sofa >>>>>>
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