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softbirdieokay · 1 day
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Jegulus fic but the plot is just The Alchemy by Taylor Swift
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womanipulatorr · 8 months
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fucking older!eddie and his cock being so, so much you can’t help but try n crawl away but he just chuckles and grab your hips with his big hands n slams you back down onto him.
“where you think you goin’ baby? m not done with you yet.”
he laughs mockingly before staring a relentless pace making you whine and squirm,
“poor thing, ‘s daddy hurting you? hm? ‘s it too much for my baby?”
found these in my notes ^__^ lol someone plz finish this maybe.. haha.. sorry i’m lazy…
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saintsoap · 3 months
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Taking a love test with Simon and it says you’re sexually incompatible so he proves it wrong by fucking you into the next morning
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juiceicicles · 1 year
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Someone leaves a small blue leather notebook behind at the Munson trailer. Eddie finds it and reads it.
There’s poems about everything. There’s poems about love. Love for your friends, the guilt that comes with love, the desire to protect those you loved. Poems about familial love. Finding a new family to love, being ruined by the want for parental love, searching for something to fill that role. Poems about bitter love. Wanting love but never finding it, of being unloveable, of your loved ones loving a you who doesn’t exist.
There’s poems about knowing who you are but not who you want to be. Poems about fear for the future, fear of yourself, fear of abandonment and false promises.
Poems about growing up too fast. About loosing yourself to your trauma. About going crazy in your own head.
Poems about making mistakes you can never make up, for doing things or believing things you will never atone for, of never wanting to be who you were again.
There’s dozens of handwritten poems. Most of which speak to Eddie in a way most poetry doesn’t. There’s a few poems he doesn’t get, but most of them are genuine and relatable. There’s grammatical errors and spelling mistakes, but every poem is deeply personal in a way that the abstract literature in English classes aren’t.
Eddie wants to know who wrote this, wants to ask for more, wants to tell them how much he understands and feels understood.
Until Steve Harrington calls and asks if he’d left a little blue leather notebook in Eddie’s trailer this weekend.
Now all Eddie wants to know where all of this came from.
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aniilaff · 6 months
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omg that photo is so mafia boss eddie diaz and his firefighter baby evan !!!
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and like they’re at some important dinner and they’re sitting at the table and evan is talking about his last project with chris and he’s explaining smth in details to another wives at the table and one of theirs husband muttered smth about buck being eddie’s slutty housewife and eddie is just "what the fuck did you just call my husband?” in icy tone and like there’s dead silence and buck is just “nevermind love, it’s ok let’s move on” but he’s not ok cause it still hurts when someone sees him like an addition to eddie.
and eddie seeing that bulshit just wraps up that dinner to go home.
and in the end they come home where eddie shows buck how important he is and how he is the bravest the smartest the most perfect man in this universe /WE ALL KNOW HOW HE SHOWS HIM/ and then when evan is peacefully sleeping in their bed after long passionate night eddie goes and kills that fucker or like okay he doesn’t kill him but like injures him very bad.
and it all ends with eddie returning to their bad and cuddling with buck.
PLS SOMEONE WRITE THIS I NEED IT LIKE OXYGEN.
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northlt · 8 months
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I love the “Jegulus fic in which Regulus is a poet and James falls in love reading his work”
But I raise you to- Jegulus modern au in which James is into this niche pairing in his favourite show and Regulus is the only fanfic author that writes abt them so James reads all his work and he’s his biggest fan and they fall in love talking abt their otp
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thatsrightice · 9 months
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I need an AU where Iceman (cancer-free) is Maverick’s wingman for the mission. They don’t want to put their adopted kids’ lives at risk. They both get shot down and argue in the forest but don’t push each other over cause they might not be able to get back up, “you’re the commander of the pacific fleet, I was saving your life” and “I’m not abandoning my wingman, you want me to watch my husband get killed???” And then before they get in the F-14 they argue over who’s the better pilot because of course they would (Ice would pull rank) and Mav kinda had a full circle moment when he’s got to eject them. It doesn’t work though and Rooster (the spare dagger) saves them, putting aside the animosity he has with them pulling his papers.
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Modern Rosekiller au but it’s just Barty being a member of the mob and Evan being a defense lawyer (who is also old friends with Barty) and they end up falling in love while simultaneously fighting for Barty’s freedom. (He absolutely did do the crime)
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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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Natasha: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Peter, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Natasha:
Natasha: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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thechaoticdruid · 4 months
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*Sighs* Welp I may as well put this Astarion fanfic idea out there before December ends. God knows I won't be able to write it in time for Christmas.
Astarion finds Tav tangled up in a red ribbon with a matching bow stuck on them.
Teasing, spice and possible smut ensues.
"My, my, what a pretty little present. Oh I do hope it's for me.~"
-Astarion probably
Idk what do you guys think his reaction would be?
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kreishin · 2 months
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Thinking about mermaid/siren reader being left alone by rafayel for mc😩
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i live for the angst
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theyluvsavi · 7 days
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did anyone else ever have a thought about if saiki was a magical girl on TOP of being a psychic ☠️☠️ I feel like it'd be so funny and chaotic
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monacodarling · 1 month
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HEAR ME OUT
DRIVING TEACHER! MAX AND DRIVING DISASTER! CHARLES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT
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emmagdalenedrabbles · 21 days
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Most whump is serious and dramatic, which is wonderful, but I also want to see some comedic whump/caretaker action. Like slapstick, sitcom type humor. Here's some examples:
Caretaker dumbfounded by Whumpee's severe mood swings due to delirium, stress, overwhelm, etc.
Caretaker is a naturally caring and nurturing person. Whumpee is an aloof, headstrong, independent son of a gun. When Caretaker sees the condition Whumpee is in, they jump into Mother Mode immediately, and although Whumpee absolutely HATES being cared for (mostly just because they aren't naturally very emotional or friendly), they realize they have no choice. Still, Whumpee has no idea how to handle being cared for physically and emotionally, so what they say and do inevitably end up being awkward, blunt, cold, or out-of-place.
Whumpee and Caretaker share a braincell. Whumpee gets hurt, Caretaker panics attempting to tend to an also panicked Whumpee's wounds. Caretaker accidentally makes it worse, and when Whumpee tries to help in their delirious/pained state, they also make it worse. They blame each other for everything. Caretaker probably also gets hurt attempting to handle first aid/medical supplies. Cue incoherent frantic yelling. Whumpee passes out, wakes up later to see Caretaker sitting next to them (along with Medic who begrudgingly tended to Whumpee because they actually know what they're doing). The two knuckleheads have a sappy Bromance moment while Medic rolls their eyes, lecturing them to be more careful.
Whumpee is rendered unable to go on due to wounds or illness in the middle of nowhere. A kind stranger Caretaker happens upon them and decides to take them in and nurse them back to health. Whumpee is completely out of it and is just happy to have found help. Quickly Whumpee realizes that, although Caretaker is an expert in medicine, they are a little... off... nonetheless, Caretaker is Whumpee's only hope at survival. Caretaker ends up being less like a kind doctor and more like a mad scientist - insane, chaotic, but willing to "nurse" Whumpee "Back To Health". Think TF2 Medic.
i need more of these sorts of scenarios, but I'm awful at writing comedy.
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satan-is-obsessed · 1 year
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modern steddie au where Corroded Coffin is opening for Scene Queen and Steve came to see her live cause he has parental issues and related to "Pretty in Pink", anyways he sees Eddie in a black mesh top, covered in tattoos and can't stop looking at him or thinking about him even after the main act begins. Little does he know Eddie spotted him almost immediately and decided to join him in the crowd. Steve gets taken out of his thoughts by a low voice whispering in his ear
"couldn't help noticing you staring at me, big boy"
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northlt · 9 months
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Au where Remus and Regulus own a bookstore/library together and across the street James and Sirius own a record store
Peter is a regular customer in both places
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