#dsmp incorrect quotes

[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

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[faye-writes-stuff]

welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)

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[dreamsclock]

goodmorning

#dreblr #dsmp incorrect quotes

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

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[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

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[tang0w0tek]

Ranboo: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys

Techno, holding up his sword: manslaughter it is then

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[tmmyhug]

i dunno

#vees train of thought #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #tubbo #vee arts

[dreamsmpstuffs]

so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)

#dream smp #incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboolive #the skrunkly #purpled #purpled is a whole mood lmao #tommy and tubbo are just chaos #ranboo is just…there. #oh and dristas here too but only for a bit #then she disappears to go bother her brother or smth

[r4spb3rry-t4rt]

I haven't seen anyone make this yet so I hope I'm not like stealing someone's already made meme gjsjfj

#tntduo #tntblr #dsmp #dsmp shipping #dsmp incorrect quotes #c!wilbur #c!quackity #r4spb3rry-memes

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Wilbur: This date is boring!

Quackity: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Wilbur: Then why did you invite me?

Quackity: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Big Q I'll do whatever I want!

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Tommy, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Techno: Then perish. Wilbur: You will. Ranboo: Please don’t. Philza: Cool. Tubbo: I’d die for you first.

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[a-capricorn-ohfuckthat]

Wilbur: *making a speech*

Y/n: *stubs their toe* fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Wilbur: a very eloquent addition, y/n, thank you

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[thatrandomhumann]

C!tommy after reading pjo

C!tommy: yes I have truama. But I could have had truama AND have super powers? I was scammed.

#tommyinnit #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #tommyinnit dsmp #c!tommy #percy jackson #pjo

[dreamsclock]

return of the incorrect dsmp tweets

#going to start doing this for qsmp ….. #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #c!bbh #c!skeppy #c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!niki #c!george #c!tommy #c!tubbo #c!discduo #c!dream #c!purpled

[dsmp-incorrect-quotes]

c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream

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[bat-stuff]

Tommy: He is to steal the woman of my dreams!

Y/N: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.

Tommy: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women!

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