cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?
cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.
cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.
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Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?
Tubbo: oh, no, we did
Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways
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Karl, an amnesiac: do I know you?!?
Quackity, a gaslighter: i don’t know… do you???
Sapnap, an empath: I feel like something is wrong here 😣
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Wilbur: Listen kid–
Tommy: Please call me Tommy.
Wilbur: I'd rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
(spoiler alert: he did get attached)
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Dream: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
George: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Dream: Yes!
Sapnap: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
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tommy: why can't i just bite people when they piss me off, like what's the issue there
ranboo: i want you to stay far, far away from me
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Tommy: OH MY GOD, SAM! SAM!
Dream: ˢʰʰ, ˢᵃᵐ'ˢ ᵃˢˡᵉᵉᵖ.
Tommy: ᴼʰ, ˢᵒʳʳʸ.
Dream: ᵂʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵘᵖˀ
Tommy: ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶠᶦʳᵉ.
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Sam is the police and the government. Quackity is snorting something. BBH called himself hot. Tina is there. It’s a Foolish stream. The world is healing.
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Tommy, 6 years old: Is Wilbur, Santa Claus?
Philza: Of course not.
Tommy: Then why did I see him crawling down the chimney in the middle of the night?
Philza:
Wilbur:
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"Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed."
~ Eret
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Fundy: If you're an anarchist, why are you dressed like royalty?
Technoblade: firstly, aesthetic. Secondly, irony.
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c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream
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Dream: You cannot kill me in a way that matters
Tommy: You wanna fuckin bet?
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Ranboo: I have found a foolproof method to determine if someone is truly evil.
Tommy: And that is?
Ranboo: If they dislike Tubbo, they are evil.
Tommy, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty sound logic
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Tommy: You know what’s funny about Tubbo? He’s my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Tommy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Dream: Only if you also don't ask why
Dream: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Tommy:
Dream:
Tommy: This one is fine
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