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heart-sized · 6 months

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𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 — gojo satoru

★⺌◞. gojo satoru x f! wife reader

plot. satoru loves how tiny you're compared to him

cw. established relationship, fluff, height difference, not proofread

a/n. idk what is this i miss satoru <3

masterlist // satoru masterlist

“toru!” you whine from the kitchen, dressed in an apron. it was one of the few days where you had no job and you decided to cook breakfast for your husband yourself.

“yes, my love,” he grins at you, “why are you being so whiny in the morning?”

throwing daggers at him, you point towards the shelves. “can you stop putting everything on the top shelves?” you huff, “you know i am not tall enough to get it myself.”

“is it so?” his toothy grin widens as he bends down to ruffle your hair which you protest with a loud ‘hey'. “is it really my fault that you're vertically challenged, sweet?”

“huh?” you clenched your fist, glaring at satoru who was very much grinning ear to ear. “what did you just say?”

“aw,” he pouts as he pinches your cheeks. why are you so adorable? all he wants to do is to cuddle with you. who needs a plushie when he has you. “you're like a kitten. so small and adorable and cute!"

“you know what? i will ju—HEY!”

your speech is left hanging as he picks you up over his shoulders, as if you weigh nothing. “what do you think you're doing, toru? i need to cook!”

“you can cook later, my sweet,” he whispers near your earlobe, “i want my sweet plushie sized wife to give me some hugs and cuddles right now.”

#seducity #gojo satoru (suzu’s version)#jjk satoru #gojo saturo #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen satoru #gojo satoru #gojo sensei #gojo x reader #jjk gojo #jujutsu gojo #gojo smut #gojo fanfic #gojo fluff #gojo fucking satoru #gojo family

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videophoria · 1 month

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Use it, or loose it

#hot and sexy #hot as fuck #hot as hell #too hot to handle #lingerie red #seduce me #so fuckable #fine as fuck #perfect butt #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#so hot and sexy #so hot omg

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stiffyck · 2 months

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HOLD ON HOLD ON THAT ONE POST ABOUT S10 AROACE GRIAN AND THAT ONE POST ABOUT SIREN SCAR-

Aroace Grian who's a fisherman and friends with Scar, a siren, because Scars magic doesn't work on him.

Scar Is also aroace. He just likes eating people.

#cw cannibalism #stiff talk #gtws #grian #i think this would be a really funny desert duo thing #“scar you cannot seduce or eat my friends” “aw”

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theywontletmebeprincipal · 5 months

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* “go-to” doesn’t mean “only”! there’s a bunch of situational signoffs I haven’t put here, this is more about what you use by default

#sanders pollshit #mine is ‘au revior’#technically translates to ‘until we meet again’ but is also so intrinsically linked to melodramatic french romance films that all my emails #read just a bit like I’m trying to seduce somebody #which to be clear is my goal #my job is being silly so I can afford to get a little silly with it

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milkcioccolato · 4 months

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How the phantom menace should have gone, imo😌

#Obi-Wan “I can fix him” Kenobi saves the whole galaxy by seducing the Sith apprentice #the Naboo queen is safe #the Sith’s plans are thwarted #long live the Republic!#milks artsies #star wars #darth maul #obi wan kenobi #obimaul #the phantom menace #Star Wars: the phantom menace

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gomzdrawfr · 3 months

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10/10 how to make yo man sleep

this is based of @warenai's post, check it out here :D

#i too want someone to seduce me to sleeo #gummmyart #doodle #prompt redraw #friend's post #call of duty #cod #call of duty x reader #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader

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ruegarding · 6 months

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one thing abt thalia and percy's dynamic that is often overlooked is that percy was punished for the same things thalia was rewarded for. there's a prophecy abt one of the big three kids? percy is treated like a liar and thief and ppl refuse to talk to him. thalia? everyone respects her (including gods!) and assumes she'll do a great job saving the world. thalia is accepted immediately at camp and threatens the place percy spent two years proving he deserves. percy wants to go on a quest to save his friend? he's an attention seeker and glory stealer. thalia? well, she's the obvious choice. thalia comes up w a plan to win capture the flag that's basically "leave everything to me" and percy comes up with a plan that's basically "if you see a good opportunity, go for it," but percy is viewed as the control freak.

what i'm saying is percy had every reason to resent thalia and he didn't. he chose not to. and thalia had every reason to look down on percy and didn't.

even when they were fighting, i never saw it as a power struggle. they were being pit against each other, and instead of doing what everyone expected them to (kronos was fully expecting thalia to kill percy), they chose to love and respect each other. because they're not their parents. they're just two kids who started cracking under the pressure but refused to break.

#i think the most telling moment of their dynamic is when thalia is seduced by the power kronos offers her #and rather than viewing her as a threat and fighting her #percy talks her down. bc he knows her. bc he respects her. bc he loves her.#and she chooses him(them) over kronos and the power #anyway i miss thalia so much she should've been in every story all the time #thalia grace #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo hoo toa #big three kids #percy #thalia #min talks pjo

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yourplayersaidwhat · 2 months

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DM: Bard, Warlock and Rogue make wisdom saves against the siren's mass charm.

Warlock: I'm an elf so advantage for me!

Rogue: DM, can I also have advantage since I'm asexual?

DM: ...

Bard: Can she have advantage if I take disadvantage because this walking red flag is absolutely my type?

Rogue got advantage. Bard had to be revivified.

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #dnd #famous last words #seduce all the things #anything you can do bards can do better

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pawpunkao3 · 6 months

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Still can't get over how Steph said "who's the victim when you shoot me looks" to Pete. That's like two inches away from calling him a vixen. A temptress. A scandalous little minx who seduces all the proper gentlewomen with his beautiful thick-lashed babyboy eyes. Girl get ahold of yourself

#to be fair he did say she seduced him so. theyre both overdramatic #but still #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #lautski #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers

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heart-sized · 1 year

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soft — d. malfoy

★⺌◞ : draco malfoy x fem! hufflepuff reader

cw : none that i can think of

plot : you find out that your secret boyfriend draco has been talking things about you. (fluff)

masterlist // draco masterlist

it was actually quite weird for you to sit at the slytherin table. surely you and draco were secretly having a fling, but being invited to their table? it was a whole different kind of weird.

you tried your best not to be intimidated and your secret boyfriend was kind enough to shove smiles down your way every now and then.

“it's just my way of thanking you, y/n,” blaise smiled at you, “it's only because of you that i managed to pass the owls.”

“oh, it was nothing,” you waved your hand in dismissal because honestly, what else were you supposed to say?

pansy shifted her focus back to the slytherin prince. “draco, when are we finally going to meet the person you're dating? you cannot stop talking about her but we're your closest friends and we don't even know her name!”

you smiled like an idiot as draco tried to change the topic. merlin, he looked so adorable.

“at least, it's not you, pansy,” blaise smirked and she scowled.

“blaise, i am so incredibly curious about what exactly draco has said about this mysterious girl?”

draco scowled at you. he clearly knew what game you were planning and you smirked. “let's change the topi-”

“well, y/n,” blaise leaned in closer to you, “according to draco, she's the best sex he's ever ha-”

best sex, eh? you winked at your boyfriend and he looked like he'd rather die than be here. “zabini, don't you dare continue!”

blaise laughed, probably thinking that he's impressing you.

“blaise, can you please elaborate?” you asked even though you do know that the whole mysterious person was none other than you. oh draco, you could have never guessed that he was such a softie.

later when you two were alone in his dorm, you couldn't help but giggle.

“what are you giggling at, y/n love?” your boyfriend asked and you rubbed your hands together.

”thinking about how i'm the best sex you've ever had.”

“you did know that it was about you, eh?” he laughed, although it was more of an embarrassed laugh. “you really do like humiliating your boyfriend.”

“that was not humiliating,” you admit, hugging him softly. “if anything, that reminded me that i'm special to you.”

“you are,” he kissed you, “you're so special.”

#draco malfoy #draco fanfiction #draco fluff #draco malfoy x reader #draco malfoy x hufflepuff!reader #draco malfoy headcanons #harry potter #dramione #draco malfoy (suzu's version)#suzu writes #seducity

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videophoria · 3 months

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