#seduce all the things

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: Bard, Warlock and Rogue make wisdom saves against the siren's mass charm.

Warlock: I'm an elf so advantage for me!

Rogue: DM, can I also have advantage since I'm asexual?

DM: ...

Bard: Can she have advantage if I take disadvantage because this walking red flag is absolutely my type?

Rogue got advantage. Bard had to be revivified.

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #dnd #famous last words #seduce all the things #anything you can do bards can do better

[hobismoon]

Ok so when it comes to finding people that look alike to the brothers, it's so complicated when it comes to Erik, Sam, and Damien. So for Erik I have a collection that I want to put out there and I want people to comment which one looks the best. Or just tell me that the post before looked like Erik the most. Because In my head I was thinking that the person in my previous post looked more like Erik in the face. I wasn't thinking about the hair yeah. But I just thought they looked alike but someone reached out to me and said otherwise. So I'm doing some digging and I need some opinions about which one looks the closest to Erik.

❤️

PSA: THESE ARE JUST HEAD CANNONS!!!

#carrie #damien #diana #erik #irene #iridessa #james #michaela laws #noryn #saero #seducemedemonwar #seduce me #seducemeask #thebunnyofevil #seduce me the otome #seduce all the things

[ameliamorgan]

Don’t I have the prettiest eyes??

#amelia morgan #me #seduce all the things #little tease

[wisdomfish]

The Christian has the death of Christ

To oppose the seduction of sin in their lives and lust in their hearts, the Christian has the death of Christ, the love of God, the repulsive nature of sin, the preciousness of communion with God, and a deep-grounded abhorrence of sin as sin. Joseph did so. “How shall I do this great evil,” he says, “and sin against the LORD?” my good and gracious God. And Paul writes, “The love of Christ constrains us;” “Having received these promises, let us cleanse ourselves from all pollution of the flesh and spirit.” ~ John Owen

#seduce all the things #lust #hearts #nature #lovewins

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

thank u @ckducky for drawing funny art of charlie's silly spear jealously and making THIS mental image pop into my head XD

Vaggie: "Thanks for doing this for us again, Ms. Rosie."

Rosie: "Oh my dear you know I'm just TICKLED PINK to help!"

Vaggie: "Well we really need it."

Charlie: "No we don't. I'm acting completely normally for this situation. I am being Totally Rational."

Vaggie: "Sweetie-

Charlie: "TOTALLY. RATIONAL."

Vaggie: "Charlie, you promised you'd be open minded about this...."

Charlie: "I am open! I just also know Rosie is going to AGREE with me on this!!"

Rosie: "Ohoho I suppose we'll see about that, won't we~?"

Rosie: "Now, why don't we put that spear away, hmm? And then the three of us can settling in for a nice long chat while you tell auntie Rosie all abut it!"

Vaggie: "Uh, actually. The spear has to stay."

Rosie: "Oh?"

Vaggie: "I'm kinda just dropping it off?"

Charlie: "Dropping IT off? Oh thanks Vaggie for coming alllllll this way- for the SPEAR."

Vaggie: "Them. I'm dropping THEM off."

Rosie: "... I'm afraid I don't quite follow? You came here for relationship advice, yes?"

Vaggie: "Right. Charlie's having relationships issues."

Charlie: "IT'S NOT AN ISSUE."

Rosie: "You mean, you and Charlie are having issues?"

Charlie: "THIS IS A NORMAL LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION!"

Vaggie: "No."

Charlie: "I'VE BEEN DEALING THIS THIS FOR Y E A R S AND HONESTLY I THINK I DESERVE A MEDAL FOR IT AT THIS POINT!!"

Rosie: "Charlie and... the spear?"

Charlie: "THAT BITCH!"

Vaggie: "Yeah."

Rosie: "I feel as though I understand even less. Isn't your spear-"

Vaggie: "Inanimate, yeah."

Charlie: "Oh don't let it fool you. It knows EXACTLY what it's doing-"

Charlie: "-SEE? SEE!! Look at it GLEAMING all SMUG in the sunlight, all nice and cozy where Vaggie so very CAREFULLY snuggled it into it's own chair-"

Vaggie: "Anyway thanks again Rosie for helping I gotta get back to the hotel."

Rosie: "I.... darling, I'm not sure this quite my...."

Vaggie: (ignores her) "I'll pick th- I'll pick CHARLIE up in an hour."

Rosie: "Wait-"

Vaggie: (smooching charlie's cheek) "Try to talk things out a bit, okay?"

Charlie: "Hmph! There's nothing TO talk about!"

Vaggie: "Okay. But venting to smeone might make you feel better?"

Charlie: "...maybe."

Vaggie: "Good. That's all I care about."

Charlie: (melting) "Yeah?"

Vaggie: "Yep~"

Charlie: "All you care about huh..." (sulking) "What about the spear."

Vaggie: "Literally just a spear, babe." (smooches her again) "Have fun with this, Rosie!"

Vaggie: (leaves)

Rosie: "......"

Charlie: "......"

The spear: (is a spear)

Rosie: "....right then! For this I think, tea will NOT be precisely what we need!" (pulls out a bottle) "One shot, or two?"

Charlie: "Did you know she RUBS that thing with OIL every night?"

Roise: (smiling and nodding) "Five shots it is then~"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #rosie hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #VERY incorrect XD #all the stresses in charlie's life #distilling down into a single passionate jealously #over a thing that is incapable of seducing her girlfriend #its a dumb idea #but i do love its so...

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“If I had a nickel for every time a foul-mouthed, teenage twink had a crush on my lesbian barbarian, I’d have two nickels, and they’re on the same horse.”

- Barbarian player at the aforementioned two twinks, who are arguing loudly with each other during a chase scene while sharing a horse and while the city is being attacked by terrorists again

#rpg #submission #shit my players say #shareable #dnd #seduce all the things

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

INTERRUPTED (Parts I & II)

A short two-part comic (total of 20 pages + 8 extras) by me! (for me lol)

Fandoms: Ninja Showdown (Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja x Xiaolin Showdown)

Ship: My Immortal Soul (First Ninja x Chase Young)

A comic where nothing really happens! But it contains a lot of half-naked men. So like, kids avert your eyes and adults don’t open it at work or whatever. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

thanks for checking it out <3

#ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #first ninja #rc9gn first ninja #chase young #rc9gn #xiaolin showdown #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #long post #i mean sorta! just be aware if you accidently click read more #CACKLING HOLLERING FUCK YE IM DONE WITH MY SHITTY SELF INDULGENT COMIC now i wanna slurp some coffee&sleep #this is for me myself and I and like 11 people who i seduced into this ship. hope you all enjoy this meal boos <3 #my goal is to make at least one other person to go awooga about at least ONE image here ;3 hope someone can enjoy the bois #fun fact! In second week of me drawing this we got hit by an earthquake at like 1am so strong our building wobbled for like solid minute+ #&aftershocks (which is a lot for my region) and I legit for a second expected that the last thing I ever drew would be Chase's tiddies lol #fun fact 2! i planned to finish this much earlier but i got hit with a killer migrain and than decided fuck it we postponning til 14th #it will make it ~thematic~. sorta. i guess? romance is only implied in this ship lol there is more tension here

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

#this is one from the vaults I started a few months ago and finally finished. it’s always the furniture details that put things on hold lmao #the former co consuls are fightinggggg (?) #rome is built on top of other people. this is about both the imperialism-slavery machine and the way that all these guys would #politically devour their own generation to sit on a throne. etc. anyway. octavian specifically sits on a throne of other people’s #accomplishments. that’s a specific kind of debt to carry around your neck. or theft depending on who is doing what #this was theft. anything involving Agrippa was a gift so there’s an obligation to succeed which is it’s own kind of currency so to speak #sugghrhfh. every crassus always has to be like this. in my heart i always root for whoever decides to go up against rome #and then i'm stuck with the guy who should've got a spolia opima like. congrats on your win. i guess. i think. RIP. #ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. while im talking about this crassus. domina fucking sucks. what an absolute clusterfuck of a show #anyway. if anyone ever does augustan age politics again. octavia would be a great character if you want to invent shit #but also more importantly octavian should seduce crassus for this. thank you. #octavian #marcus licinius crassus.....christ how do i write down that he's the grandson of my crassus. i'll figure it out later #roman empire tag #drawing tag

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Thinking again about when Ludinus says Fjord has a honeyed tongue (and sees the Star Razor) and calls Jester disarmingly charming, and I always forget they're BACK TO BACK. Ludinus getting absolutely bulldozed by both Fjord and Jester within a span of like 18 seconds (link to the episode):

TRAVIS: Perhaps there is a stock set aside for the Empire's more clandestine efforts? MATT: "What are you planning to do at the negotiation?" TRAVIS: I don't know. I like options. MATT: "I'm curious. Having not known what your particular skill set is beyond apparently a honeyed tongue, you carry no weapon on you. But you do seem to carry a curious symbol of Melora on your person, I've noticed, as I'm walking." TRAVIS: I am new to Melora's light and guidance. She has served me well and I hope to return the favor. MATT: "Well, you seem to have endured and survived in a great challenge. What would you consider to be your most dangerous strength?" TRAVIS: Goodness. SAM: His heart. TRAVIS: "Well, I am good with a sword." And I'll summon the Star Razor. MATT: As it appears in his hand, he kind of takes a step back, and looks down, eyes wide and nodding with a very genuine look of being impressed and goes, "Well, based on the arms you carry, I don't see we would have anything to offer. You seem pretty well outfitted. TRAVIS: We are. Some of my friends like to shop. MATT: "Well. Perhaps then the Cryptic Collection, in Rexxentrum. Tell Keona that Ludinus sends his regards. Shall we?" SAM: Yes, let's away. MATT: He bends the same, similar, circle inscription in the air, and as it expands and pulls all of you into its center, it thrusts you through again, landing at the exterior base of his tower in the Shimmer Ward of Rexxentrum once more. TRAVIS: Very impressive. Very impressive. SAM: Are we all clapping? MATT: "You do not have to clap, it's all right. " TALIESIN: I feel it's appropriate. MATT: "Anyway." LAURA: I mean, how often do you really get to show off your power? Like most people are probably used to seeing it, so it's not as impressive anymore. But like, we've never seen anything like it, so, you know... MATT: "It's entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are. I genuinely do not know how to react. Take that as a compliment."

#this all is like three and a half minutes of the episode #throwback to when Fjord and Jester in 2.49 were convinced they could seduce Ludinus (and Vess) #Critical Role #Fjord #Fjord Stone #Jester Lavorre #Ludinus Da'leth #Critical Role things

[seb-boo]

#losing my mind at the last one #he’s trying to seduce me into buying a balaclava of all things #sebastian vettel #ret!seb #via instagram reels #2024 #merch24

[starchaserdreams]

Wolfstar Microfic: Darling

Remus and Sirius were sitting in the back of the library studying, much to Sirius’ chagrin. He would have much preferred to be in the back of the stacks snogging, but that wasn’t exactly the way life worked. 

One of these days he would tell Remus how he felt. 

Sometimes Sirius thought he might already know. Sirius caught him staring every so often, and he couldn’t help but wonder if it was because he knew what Sirius was hiding. Did he know how often Sirius thought about him? How he consumed his heart without even meaning to?

“I’m so tired of astronomy,” Sirius muttered under his breath. 

“What was that, darling?” Remus asked, distractedly. 

Both of their heads snapped up at once. 

Remus had never called him that before. Had never called him anything remotely like that. 

They stared at each other. 

“That didn’t- I mean I didn’t- Can we pretend-” Remus attempted, never finishing a single thought. He was blushing furiously.

Slowly, ever so slowly, Sirius could feel himself breaking into a grin. He couldn’t help it. 

Did that mean…? Could it mean…? Well, there was only one way to find out.

Sirius leaned back in his chair. “If you want me to be your darling, I’m all yours,” he drawled, smiling in that way he knew made witches melt. Maybe it would work on wizards too. He’d never tried. But he was very interested in this wizard in particular, so it was worth a shot. And if it didn’t work, he could just say it was a joke. 

Remus’ mouth opened and closed a few times. 

“What are you saying?” he finally asked, bluntly. 

Sirius grinned wickedly. “If you want to go back in the stacks and have your wicked way with me, you’re welcome to, darling.” He raised his eyebrows as an invitation.

Remus slowly smiled, and it was a real, heartwarming sort of thing, no posturing about it. 

“Yeah, okay, if you’re serious,” he said.

“I am always Sirius,” Sirius quipped. Before Remus could roll his eyes, he finished quickly. “But in this case, I’m extra serious, grab your bags and come with me right now.”

He winked at Remus, who had never in his life gotten his books together and stood up faster.

Well this was going to be fun, Sirius thought.

@wolfstarmicrofic

On AO3 here

#wolfstar #darling #remus lupin #sirius black #remus lupin x sirius black #marauders era #i like the idea of sirius pining #but i also feel like faced with this he'd be hella cocky #i'm all for sirius trying to seduce lupin #like how can i have my wicked way with him in the stacks #oh wait he called me darling #and then he gets all cocky #that's the sirius black i know and love #sirius black: confidence and sex appeal #a god among men #the brightest star #okay gotta stargaze again #that's my thing #i write wolfstar or starchaser and then i go stargaze #and it's part of my writing process #appreciating them in the sky #in all their bright beautiful glory

[enchantedbreez]

HEAR ME OUT: the prudes gang play DnD.

Richie DMs. Pete DMed for them before but Richie wanted to try his hand at a campaign- its every anime or fantasy world and story hes every seen combined into one and its SO FUN.

Pete plays a Half Elven Wizard (Divination), Ruth plays a Theifling Bard (Glamour), and then they befriend Steph she joins as a Human Rogue (Soulknife). Richie makes his own mini-s and battlemaps and stuff.

Bonus for if Grace or Max ever join they play a Aasimar Cleric (Life) and a Goliath Barbarian (Beserker) respectively

#i needed to combine my two hyperfixes #and dnd is the perfect nerdy game for them !!!! #ruth is the bard to try to seduce everyone but she keeps rolling 10s and below #even with jack of all trades. her dice luck sucks #so does petes tbh #pete gets steph a mini of her character to include her and she gets him a set of dice for better luck ....... #pete totally knows all the rules and has the ability to minmax #he doesnt tho. instead he plays a wizard wich is almost the same thing /j #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #max jagerman #dnd #dungeons and dragons #hc