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cloudi-bunni · 1 year
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Cause I’m a jealous jealous jealous boyyyy
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{how the boy’s will act when jealous}
{all pre-borderlands au btw!}
Tw:possessive behavior, Yandere behavior, manipulation
[Characters;arisu, chishiya, Karube, Banda]
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CHISHIYA:
• wouldn’t get jealous often but when he does it’s hard to tell
• he compares it to looking at window. He watches your interaction as if you were a lab rat. He wants to find one thing about the whole thing and focus on it.
•but don’t be fooled, that’s what he wants you to feel like.
•he does feel the green heavy monster weighing his chest, he just prefers to have you prove yourself to be his even if you aren’t dating
•I mean it’s a given you should know your his…it doesn’t need to be said?
•and if you flirt back he’s going to ignore you for weeks, last time he ignored you for a month straight.
•he hates it but..you made him. Why would you say that to a fucking pathetic parasite, when he was right there?
•”shuntaro why are you ignoring me ? I miss you…did I do something wrong?”
•he will just get up and walk away, as if you were nothing and then out of the blue he’ll start talking to you again.
•You don’t even ask why he ignored you , you’re scared he’ll do it again. You’re just so happy to have him back!
•loves knowing he has this control over you, he can do anything and just like a puppy you’ll come back and sense like nothings wrong.
•no one could control how you feel, how you act No one but him and he wouldn’t have it any other way
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ARISU;
•his feelings are to hard to hide
•he compares it to watching someone pour paint over his masterpiece.
•he watches one of your friends shamelessly flirt in front of him.
•he just glared at them as he was Lost in his mind
• “oh you two seem close”
•you go on a rant on you two met, but Arisu wasn’t listening.
•he only payed attention when you just so happened to mention their address.
•his mind started planning
• When they leave he clings to your side, huffing at the thought that they may have been doing the same as well
•he feels like a dog trying to ‘mark’ his scent into your hoodie, letting his cologne ingulf you. He wants to make you his in anyway possible
• “They interrupted our hang out.” “Do you like them more then me?” “This was supposed to be our time”
•he’s only saying how he feels, he didn’t mean to get you worried. But oh when your holding him and apologizing, does he smile.
• after an hour of hanging with you he goes back home.
• He types the persons name and address. Would you look at that they had a criminal record.
• he couldn’t have a criminal get close to you, what if they hurt you?
•Arisu Wouldn’t be able to live with himself if that happened.
•so he did what any good boyfriend would do, he went into their house when he knew they would be there.
•hiding the body wasn’t hard especially not when he’s done this a million times before.
•he comes to your apartment talking about a movie he wanted to watch. With you, he smiles at how you snuggle up to him.
• You look so cute like this so peaceful, you had no idea your new friend was gone.
•when you do find out, he was ready to comfort you. Like he always does, he can’t bare seeing you sad.
•he just wants your eyes on him! And god help anyone who manages to take them off of him.
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BANDA;
•wouldn’t call it jealousy, he calls it liking to keep what’s his , his.
•he compares this feeling to playing with his meal.
•he feels the need to prove himself
•usually he wouldn’t care but today was one of his days off, and he wanted to spend it with you. His future partner, he just can’t believe that they want to bother you two on such a day.
•sure you looked good in your outfit, you always did. But the pair of you, come by this cafe often so you talking like you were friends with this person confused him.
•did you know them? Did they know you? Cant you tell they’re flirting with you if you were such good friends? When did you meet them? Was it when he was working? He thought he had you on a leash you told him everything…are you gaining feelings for this insect? No no..he would have known by now.
•he hoped you were just oblivious instead, it made him feel more sane and in control. Yeah you were just unaware.
•” how about another date?”
•…..date? ….another?..he put the puzzles together, and was enraged, at you for ‘betraying his love’ at the person for not getting the hint. And at himself he swore himself this wouldn’t happen again. Not since LAST time.
•he will start to touch you, it’s almost impossible to tell he’s doing it to prove a point.
•he will start to touch your shoulders, letting the touches linger just a bit
•you don’t notice it but the person does
•if the small hints aren’t enough Banda is going to give them the nastiest glare ever
•well what he thinks is a glare, but in reality is just a blank look.
•works in his favor either way. They usually get weirded out, at this point.
•will ask you all about them , what’s their name, where they live, do they live alone etc
• “I just want to get to know your new friend.”
•the next day you come to him crying, the insect died randomly. You couldn’t believe just when you thought your love life was getting somewhere.
•he just wants to make sure your his…
• god help anyone who isn’t able to notice
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KARUBE;
•gets jealous often
• compares it to a small noise that won’t stop
• he doesn’t hide what he’s feeling from the person tho
• “what do you want from y/n? Huh? Don’t act like it’s just being friends I see the way you look at y/n!”
•the poor person would stay away from you due to orders from him
•you just assumed it was because they hated you, you cried and cried
•the person started talking to you in private, still wanting to peruse this relationship with you
•the thrill of being secretive made you feel all giddy inside, always sneaking out to see them at night.
•the two of you would joke around, go from place to place, flirt
•you didn’t know that karube saw it all
•he knew exactly what time you came out to see them and knew exactly where you two would meet up
•he just watched , never doing anything. He didn’t know what to do, he wanted to come out and punch them but he didn’t want to frighten you
•that was until one day when they kissed you, oh was he pissed seething when he watched it happen.
•he went home throwing everything upside down, his apartment looking like a child has been home by themselves for a day
•he calls you the day after, wanting to hang out with you knowing you and your friend don’t hang out on this day.
•he grabs you phone when you go to another room
•he finds your friends contact and quickly types “hey are you free today it’s totally fine if not! :>” he thought it was adorablhow the way you texted was so predictable. Made it easier for him to act like you
•”sure! same time?” he quickly sent a yes, deleting the messages he waits until night when he finally bid goodbye to you
•making his way to a small cafe, and he gets in an alleyway seeing your little friend there
•karube can’t help but smile at the thought of finally getting rid of the thorn
•the thorns face morph from a happy one to one that looks terrified. Karube cant enough of that face ,
•“I told ya to stay away but you didn’t listen did ya? Just had to get close to my y/n..Don’t blame me for what’s about to happen I warned you”
•he only really has one rule! Don’t touch what’s his
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tonberry-yoda · 1 year
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Johnny Joestar headcanons for my dear @doppiosfroggy <333
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he's one of my fav jojos hands down <3
please hug this man
hold him even
i think out of all the jojos he needs a hug and a few kisses the most
he has big insecurities too, so please boost his confidence
LOOK AT HIS HAIR
LOOK AT IT
IT WOULD BE SO SOFT
like come on
LOOK AT IT
when i startes part 7 i was like... this guy probably is the softest, cutest little man ever
and i was right
he's just a soft boi with a little body
who gives a rat's ass if his legs dont work?!?!?! I DONT
i will drag him around with me
my little princess doesnt have to worry about getting anywhere himself when he's in my arms bridal style
but this isnt about me
back to johnny
i think he would try to show off to you
and sometimes that lands him in embarrassing situations
reassure him that you like him no matter what and he doesnt need fancy tricks to try to earn your love
gyro is 100% your third wheel... deal with it
OMG when johnny sleeps, he would make these little baby sounds when he adjusts and it makes you melt
he would also sleep all curled up and cute
he is little spoon, okay?!?
my little malewife needs cuddles, so please provide
help him however you can, he really appreciates it <3
he's just such a cutie and needs all the love in the world
expect a lot of hugs that turn into cuddles and little kisses everywhere
oh my sweet boyyyy
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@tonberry-yoda
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cl0wnsexual · 9 months
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@m0n0-t0n3 @rat-in-a-coffin guys lookk goth boyyyy
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nikolai-alexi · 8 months
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A little while back you did piercing hcs for the marauders and co could you do that with tattoos? 😁
Oh babes, absolutely! I love this idea and boyyyy do I have Thoughts about this
So sorry this took so long! I had to work on it in between back to back shifts at work. Let me know what you think of these!
Tattoos & Styles I HC The Marauders & Co With (and this time someone asked for my brain rot!)
James
Okay, so James is definitely a pincushion. He absolutely let Sirius use him as a practice mannequin when they were first learning how to tattoo so he’s covered in varying different tattoos of different styles and skill level. I think James has kinda always been covered in Sirius’ art, bc he absolutely let Sirius draw on him during class. So when ink pens turned to tattoo guns, James and his zero fear of permanence didn’t bat an eye at being used as a practice dummy.
On his right forearm, he has a matching tattoo with the Marauders. It’s a stag’s head, with a rat sitting on it, the Sirius constellation between the antlers, and a halfmoon behind it.
On his right bicep, he has a half sleeve. I HC James as Desi and Hindu, and that tattoo is a Mehndi design James created with an elephant in the foreground. He had Sirius do it, ofc, and it took like 4-6 sessions to get it done because Sirius was absolutely fixated on making sure it was perfect
Regulus gives him a stick and poke (like a legit one, not an ink pen insert and a needle one) and it’s of a stag with a cat playing in its antlers. It’s on the inside of James’ right ankle. He’s constantly pestering Regulus about doing more
When Effie and Monty pass (of very very old age and only that of course), James has Sirius create a memorial piece for them. They incorporate a lot of meaningful things in it for James; one of Effie’s own Mehndi designs, a crow (the messenger between the lands of living and dead as well as Effie’s favourite animal), Monty’s favourite book quote written in Punjabi, and a bunch of little symbols that represent them both. James and Sirius both sobbed through that entire tattoo. It rests right on top of James’ heart and spans most the left side of his chest
James is kind of a mess of different styles and skill levels, and is basically just covered in a bunch of small tattoos. He collects one on every holiday, pretty much any time Sirius is bored, or whenever something significant in his life happens. He’s just a living sticker book of art, basically
Marlene, Pete, and James each have their childhood house numbers tattooed on the inside of their left wrists. James’ is 421
Sirius
Sirius still has their runic tattoos and the chest tattoo, because I cannot physically make those not a thing. I love them so much
Down the back of their left arm, they have the cycles of the moon
Paw prints of a wolf and a dog, everywhere. Side by side down their spine, around their runic tattoos, down the side of their legs, etc.
Banding. There’s so much banding. Esp on their forearms! From super thin to super thick banding, it’s all over Sirius’ body. They have one set of banding that goes around their waist and it drives Remus crazy
Magic tattoo or not, Sirius absolutely has the Marauder’s Map footsteps all over them
Obviously they have the Marauders Tattoo too. It’s on the right side of their ribcage.
I think a lot of Sirius’ tattoos that they didn’t do themselves are runic. Protection runes, mostly, but all kinds of different runes in multiple runic languages (I HC Sirius as being a total Ancient Runes nerd)
All the tattoos Sirius did do on themselves are more like doodles than actual tattoos. Something popped in their head, they had time to spare, so they did it real quick. There’s not a lot of thought behind those ones
There are a bunch that are representative of the people in their life, though. Like they’ve got Regulus’ constellation, Alphard’s constellation, Andy’s constellation. They’ve got rat paw prints and deer hoof prints, James’ quidditch/footie/lacrosse jersey number, chess pieces with whiskers or a tail, chocolates stacked on top of books, etc.
They’ve got their own kind of memorial tattoo for Effie and Monty (they didn’t feel like they could use Effie’s Mehndi design because they’re not Hindu and there was a lot of guilt and stuff they needed to deal with before they could even bring themselves to do the memorial tattoo and James was ready to lose his mind because when his mum said that Sirius was her child no matter what, she didn’t mean that they were only her child if they became Hindu themselves. There were lots of conversations about that)
There really isn’t much open space on Sirius’ body lmao they just constantly tattoo over things and all sorts of chaos
Remus
Where Sirius is very chaotic with their tattoos, Remus is very methodical. It’s not that his tattoos can be read like a book or anything, he just puts a lot of thought into his tattoos. He dedicates limbs and areas of his body to certain things. He doesn’t just get an idea and slap it somewhere. It might be a control thing, it might not be, who knows. It’s just the way he does things
Has the Marauder tattoo on his left thigh
You know the chest tattoos with the hands? Remus has one, except the left hand is holding a can of petrol and the right one is holding a zippo
Remus’ right sleeve is almost patchwork, but it’s like a blended patchwork? I’m not sure how to describe what I think of when I think of his right sleeve, but basically, it’s a significance piece. His right sleeve is basically the places in his life that have left an impact on him. The house in Wales where he grew up, the fork his Mam swore up and down was lucky, the couches in the Gryffindor common room, and the brickwork fireplace. Candles from the Great Hall float all around his arm, the spot James showed him behind the Quidditch bleachers where he carved his name into the wood when he was high, the broken piano in the Shack that Sirius always tried to play, the door number to Sirius’ and his first flat, the uneven second hand kitchen table with tea cups on it they put in their kitchen. The castle itself. The forest. Everywhere that makes an impact on Remus’ life gets immortalised on his arm.
I am a firm believer that Remus would refuse to get anything wolf/dog related inked, but you bet he has stars all over. Sirius’ constellation is tattooed over his heart
I’m also a huge believer that Remus is a classics nerd, so his left side is dedicated to classic mythos and literature references. He’s got gods and goddesses and stories inked into his skin like it’s his arm that tells their stories, not the books themselves. He’s got Hades and Persephone reaching for each other between the worlds, Orpheus and Eurydice, and Achilles, Patroclus and the Trojan Horse. He and Regulus have a whole geek out when they realise they each have a mythos tattoo
Similarly to his mythos sleeve, I think Remus, especially growing up in Wales and with Hope as his Mam, give off big mythological creature nerd vibes (excluding werewolves, obvi). Like you cannot tell me that little bitty Remus Lupin was not a dinosaur kid. So his right leg is all mythological creatures. Kind of on theme with his sleeve, a lot of them are Greek, like Chimera, Pegasus, and a Sphinx. But he also has an Afanc, Tylwyth Teg (Welsh interpretation of Fae/Faeries), and an Adar Llwch Gwin (a griffin-type of bird, with the head and wings of an eagle and of a cat)
His left leg is sort of open, it’s where he puts things that don’t really have a “place” or when he runs out of space on his sleeves
Peter
Marlene, Pete, and James each have their childhood house numbers tattooed on the inside of their left wrists. Pete’s is 439.
Has the matching Marauder’s tattoo with James, Sirius, and Remus on his left bicep
He’s not necessarily opposed to getting more tattoos, but he pretty much just gets them with his friends. He feels like he’s too indecisive to just get one
Marlene
Marlene’s tattoos are chaos. There’s no rhyme, reason, or order to them. They could be super meaningful or they could be a rabbit wearing a fancy suit with a top hat balancing on a unicycle and frogs stuffed in the pockets (that one’s on her left thigh. she has no recollection of when or where she got it)
She has identical outline of cats around both of her nipples because she thought it’d be hilarious to have a “titty tat of a kitty cat!”…I’ll give you three guesses as to who did that for her and the first two don’t count.
Marlene, Pete, and James each have their childhood house numbers tattooed on the inside of their left wrists. Marlene’s is 465.
Marlene is the kind of person to walk into a shop and go “I have £100, what will that get me”. Her body is hers to decorate and she’s doing it with a fuck ton of permanent stickers
She has a matching tramp stamp with Evan, Barty, Dorcas and Tillie. It’s the absolute worst thing she has tattooed on her and she adores it.
She’s really just covered in flash work. There’s some traditional tattoos, with old school card suits and flowers on her shoulder. There’s neotraditional pieces, with the overlapping sun and moon on her hip. There’s lots of fineline, a dragon wrapping around a bouquet of poisonous flowers on her sternum. There’s a wacky sort of tribal/geometric half sleeve on her right calf. She’s got fun little watercolour pieces decorating her arms. She’s got a blackwork geometric piece that goes around her stomach that’s all negative space and shading details and no one can agree one what everything is or isn’t (she won’t tell anyone the answers either).
She has a very tiny snake and lion behind each of her ears
She has a mandala tattoo that goes across the back of her head, but you can only see it when she has an undercut in her hair
Mary
Mary is a fun one. She’s definitely a tattoo fiend, but while she’s not methodical like Remus and Regulus are, she’s not chaotic like Barty and Marlene are with them.
She’s got a lot of different things, a bunch of muggle references, a lot of Wizarding references
Couple of fun floral pieces
Something about Mary just screams “forest” piece to me. I think she’s got a sleeve that’s all themed after the Forbidden Forest and it’s all done in realism. Very spooky but also very beautiful
Not to make this heartbreaking, but if canon compliant Mary got one tattoo before she obliviated herself, I think she would have gotten a tattoo of Hogwarts with a compass, because even though Hogwarts was the source of her trauma and pain, a part of her would always feel at home there. So when she knew she was going to obliviate herself, she got herself something to find home with, should she ever need it
Solar System. Mary strikes me as a closeted Astronomy and astrology nerd. I think she’s got a solar system tattoo, straight down her spine, and a galaxy tattoo on her ribs, and then maybe the astrology signs somewhere?
Matching butterfly tattoo with Lily, Mary’s is a Monarch
Lily
Lily, loml, she’s a watercolour babe 10000%
She doesn’t have a ton of pieces, but she gets a few every now and again
Fineline watercolour girlie for sureeee and we love her for it
She says she doesn’t like floral pieces, but she has one on her sternum, however it absolutely does NOT have lilies in it
Miss Girl absolutely has one of those fineline tattoos with the stack of books with a tea cup on top of them and the steam looks like magic, you know the ones I’m talking about? And it’s like in her inner forearm right by her elbow
Has a matching butterfly tattoo with Mary, Lily’s is a Swallowtail
Regulus
Has a bottom lip tattoo that says “CUNT”. It was his first tattoo and his second ever act of rebellion against his parents (his first being his nipple piercings). Barty came up with the idea to have them all write down a word and then pick it out of a hat and that’s what they’d get tattooed. Barty and Evan could not stop laughing when Regulus pulled out his.
Regulus is very similar to Remus in a way. His tattoos are all very organised and thought out, minus a few impulse ones with his friends or Sirius and the Marauders
Regulus really favours abstract, geo, and blackwork styles, with a bit of fineline influence in some pieces. He doesn’t have a single colour tattoo, strictly black and grey.
His left arm is all bold lines, sharp angles, heavy black work, and lots of negative space. He got it right after he got unofficially disowned, used the bank account his parents cut him off from as a last “fuck you” to them and it kind of represents his inner turmoil during that time of his life. He did the sleeve in one session, it took 13.5 hours and his artist took more breaks than he did. If that gives you an idea of how his mental state was at the time
His right arm is lighter, less harsh lines and negative space, more open linework. Lots of geometric patterns that feed into each other shoulder to wrist. There’s still some inverted shading and negative work, but for the most part, it’s fairly open. There’s a lot more diversity in his right sleeve than his left, stacks of shapes and a bunch of 3D shading, the linework seems to twist and turn with his arm, rather than go against the grain of his body like his left does.
His chest piece is his absolute favourite of all his tattoos. He and Barty started on it almost immediately after he got the all clear from Drs/Healers after his top surgery. The tattoo is of a Boomslang snake, and it weaves in and out of his surgery scars like it’s entering and exiting his body from under his skin. It slithers all the way around his chest, ribs, and back, before it curls over his shoulder and it’s head comes right to his heart. It’s jaws are open, and it looks like it’s striking at his heart. Throughout the scales, the use of heavy blackwork and negative space carves out the words “Le monstre n'a pas peur de ce qu'il deviendra” or “the monster does not fear what it will become”. It was one of the most painful tattoos Regulus has, because his top surgery scars were still healing, but the tattoo and the fact that it was Barty who did it made it so incredibly worth it
His left leg has a full sleeve on it, and it’s super dope. The whole sleeve is based off of animals with magical or supernatural tales about them. The sleeve is almost done like a totem pole, but the faces are done half in geometrics and half in inverted shading. He has a fox, a coyote, a cat, a vulture, and a bat
His right leg is where all of his impulse tattoos go. Or where he lets Barty and Sirius practice. There’s a lot of small pieces and some larger ones. Sirius did a piece on his thigh that’s a realistic portrait of a lion, except the Regulus constellation covers it’s chest. Barty did another piece with a dog and the Sirius constellation on his calf.
He has a tattoo of Icarus with his wings melting and falling from the sky on the right side of his rib cage
He wants to do a back piece and fill in his torso at some point. Give him 3-5 years to make up his mind and not over think it lmfao
Barty
Blackwork. So. Much. Blackwork.
If he’s got tattoos in a magical fic, his entire left forearm is a blackout. Then the rest of that sleeve is an inverted sleeve with negative space
Has a snake that starts on his sternum, wraps around his neck, under his right arm, over his shoulder and ends on his chest. Done in blackwork style also
His right sleeve is a bit of a mashup. He’s got some blackwork and negative space, but also a bit of fineline work.
He has a neck and face tattoo. It’s on the left side, and it starts near where his shoulder meets his neck then goes up his neck, and around his head and ear. It’s a rose bush. (If it’s a magical tattoo, the different coloured roses bloom and close at different times depending on Evan’s moods)
On his right hipbone, Evan tattooed “ROSY” on him
He has a galaxy and constellation tattoo on his left thigh, it’s the only other coloured tattoo he has besides his rose bush one. He got it for Regulus when he officially changed his name after coming out as trans
His legs are full of small tattoos he did himself. He started tattooing to piss his father off, so some of them are really dumb or badly done, but it’s so on brand for him that he touches them up from time to time just to make sure they stay. The tattoo he’s most proud of though, is Regulus’
I think his ribs and torso are pretty covered, probably a mix of random flash art he thinks is cool when he’s in the shop and more floral designs with snakes.
He absolutely has knuckle and hand tattoos, but for the life of me I cannot decide what exactly they’d be. Part of me really thinks he would do a nod towards Hogwarts and do a snake, an eagle, a badger, and a lion and just do symbols on his knuckles. The other part of me thinks he’d do something ridiculous like “PLAN” on his right hand and “AHEA” on the left just because he’s Barty and why wouldn’t he do shit like that
He has a matching tramp stamp with Dorcas, Marlene, Tillie, and Evan because they were all high as a mf and thought it would be hilarious (it is, in fact, hilarious and the most 70s tramp stamp ever)
Has a bottom lip tattoo that says “SLUT”
He wants to do a massive back piece (talking like shoulders to thigh), but hasn’t decided 100% what he wants to do, so hasn’t done it yet. But once that’s done he’s going to have very little open skin left to tattoo
Evan
On his right hipbone, Barty tattooed “BEE” on him
Has a bottom lip tattoo that says “WHORE”
I cannot stress enough how much of a new school vibe I get from Evan. Like this mf gets just the weirdest shit tattooed on him
Rose bush, but all the flowers are skulls. It takes up like all of his torso and rib cage. There’s also a bunch of vines and poisonous plants tangled in there. Somehow it simultaneously does and doesn’t at all fit his vibe
Dragon. Giant, wrapping, dragon. Takes up his entire right leg from the top of his foot up his hip. The dragon’s head wraps up around his thigh and arsecheek then over his hip bone and is blowing smoke right at his naval. He thinks he’s funny.
He and Pandora have a double helix DNA tattoo. Evan’s is on the outside of his left hand
Pandora
Had a bottom lip tattoo that says “PSYCHO” (Barty was PISSED when she got this one until he pulled his out and then wasn’t quite as mad. He did try to get Evan to tattoo his upper lip with it so he could be “Psycho Slut” which he thought was very on brand)
Pandora is also very new school vibe for me. I feel like she would absolutely get all of her creatures tattooed in a new school style and then have a really abrupt fineline piece here and there. It kinda makes your head spin, but that’s the whole point of it
Pandora and Evan have a double helix DNA strand tattoo. Hers is on the outside of her right hand
Has a giant realistic thestral on her thigh
Moths, lots of really cool fineline tattoos of different moth species (idk she strikes me as a bug girlie)
Dorcas
Has a bottom lip tattoo that says “BITCH”
Has a massive sword tattoo down her spine
Right sleeve is an ivy sleeve, it’s just vines and wrapping around her arm and hand. Some of it goes between her fingers and under her arm
Has a lot of Japanese Traditional style tattoos, the Yin and Yang koi fish on her thigh, cherry blossoms up her left calf, phantom Samurai on her ribcage
On her right calf she has a tattoo of a witch being burned at the stake, very haunting, very cool
Amelia
Has a balance tattooed on her inner left wrist and a gavel on her inner right wrist
Has a matching tattoo with Emme and Tillie of a stack of TNT on her hip
I think Amelia keeps her tattoos covered for the most part. They’re really important to her, but they’re definitely FOR her, ya know? Idk, that’s just the vibe I get from her
Emmeline
Has a matching tattoo with Amelia and Tillie of a stack of TNT on her hip
Something about Emme just screams floral tattoos to me. I think she definitely has a sleeve (or two) of mostly floral tattoos. It feels like a really nice dichotomy between how much of a badass she is (either as an Auror or firefighter or whatever kickass occupation she has) and how soft and kind she can be. I really see her having a sleeve on her right leg that she absolutely gets done in black and grey so her godbabies can colour her flowers in whenever she babysits them
Tillie
Has a matching tattoo with Emme and Amelia of a stack of TNT on her hip
Has a matching tramp stamp with Evan, Barty, Dorcas, and Marlene, she has zero recollection of getting it but every time she has to see the unfortunate thing, she can’t help but laugh. She vows to never get high and get tattoos with them again, but she absolutely fails at that
Shark tattoos. Like so many. Whale sharks, hammerheads, great whites, black tips, nurse sharks, shovelnose, etc. There’s just random little tiny shark tattoos all over her and I’m obsessed with them
On the same theme, I think she also has an ocean theme leg sleeve. A full coral reef, mermaids, all kinds of fish, ofc there’s sharks, maybe a whale and definitely an octopus in there. The whole thing is done in full colour and goes from her ankle all the way up her hip and ends at the bottom of her ribcage
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the-geek-librarian · 5 months
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12, 15 and 25 for Vanica, Dante and Zenon :D
HELLL YEAHHHHH THE BITCHES LETS GOOO. HI CY :DDD
12. What's a Headcanon you have for this character?
Dante: He can't cook for SHIT. like as much as I love him (which is more then I will ever openly admit) bro can't make a sandwich or boil and egg so Vanica runs him out the kitchen with a wooden spoon. Also he can't drink. Homie is a lightweight and he hates that so much
Zenon: He really likes dancing! Though no one (except Allen) knows about it. Not even Vani and Dante. Plus he has a REALLY big sweet tooth, if their is a box of sweets in his field of vision he will leave nothing for the rest the siblings (this annoys Dante beyond belief )
Vanica: She is (somehow) a really great cook! She kicked Lucius out of cooking duty a month after she learned the basics. Dante has made the "Haha, your a woman and you cook" joke only once in his whole life because Vanica put rat poison in his food and uhhh it wasn't a nice experience. And she can sing too! Most of the time she acts like she can't just to annoy ppl
15. What's your favorite ship with this character? ( Doesn't matter if it's canon or not)
Dante: OHHHHHH BOYYYY UHHH. Sweet rat man, I love you (regrettably) but your ass is so fucking bitchless. The closest thing he has to a relationship is the fact that he is fuckbuddys with Lucifero, I won't count Yami x Dante as a ship bc it's literally just rat man being a weird ass mother fucker and getting his ass beat which is funny as shit. However I will say he is pansexual and he will get into a relationship with literally anything and anyone.
Zenon: There is only one correct answer. Allen x Zenon for LIFE. Because come on BC fandom that man is not attached to Wemon in any way, only thing he feels for them is fear bc of Vanica and his Mom. But moving on they are soulmate-coded and I will die on that, Golden retriever bf and Black cat bf
Vanica: Listen, all of Vanica ships are fucking soulmate coded ok??? (I'm dilulu shut UP) and I love them with my heart (except Vanica x Acier, not soulmate-coded but annoying cat x Tired mother of 4). I have three I would die for bc I am insane. 1) Vanica x Megicula and Vanica x Lolopechka really they give off SUCH old married couple energy I wanna DIE. 2) Vanica x Lolo x Gajah, it's the "We can fix her" mentality AND THEY SECSIDED THE MOTHER FUCKERS. They are very funny and funky but not everyone's cup of tea but it's ok.
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
Dante: My first impression was "OHHHH, he looks cool! (I also like the beard shot me) wonder what he can do" and now it's "Cring ass motherfucker pls stop being weird for the love of god (affectionately, I'm afraid), can you not have beef with an 18 year old?". Can you tell that I like him but wanna throw him of a clif?
Zenon: First impression "Emo boy, with a sad backstory incoming" I didn't care about bonehead at the start, I thought he had BANING magic but beyond that meh. And now "UHHH BABY BOY LIL WET CAT MAN BONE ASS IDIOT. can someone get this mans husband pls?" now I put him in my pocket and take him as far for house Zogratis as I can
Vanica: First impression "WEEEEEEE WEMON, IF HOT WHY EVIL???" I was uhh it was love at first sight honestly, same with Lolopechka so now I call them BOTH baby girls. Now "Oh baby- I would feel bad for what I put you through BUT I DONT SUFFER, then I wack her with the angst stick in almost all my Aus" really can you get more baby girl then Vanica? ( yes you can but SHUT up) she is both insane and has her mental health hanging on a thread, she really needs some tits to lean on and a tea to drink.
Thank you for the asks Cr!!
Asks for this are always open for any fandom I'm in!!
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ratsoh-writes · 5 months
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he came for my man, got snapped at by a rabid wife, and low key sexualized the experience, boyyyy I could chop his short fuzzy dick off
but he's a great character yada yada ily rats lol
lol thanks ;)
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astro-b-o-y-d · 7 months
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Tabbies, Tabbies, Tabbies. Not only do I have a tabby, but he's an orange tabby. I love him to death, but he will literally cry like we're abandoning him if nobody gives him attention for even 4 seconds. He also has a fun habit of stepping directly on one of my appendectomy scars when I'm not petting him right. I love that little rat bastard with every fiber of my being - Checkers
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Awwww he sounds like such a good boyyyy
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obsidiancreates · 1 year
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Meet Mondo Gecko Liveblog
Oh no, Mikey's experiencing ADHD understimulation! This is a dire emergency, it's the worst feeling ever.
Raph. You're embarrassed for Mikey to catch you playing with action figures? That. Wh-why?
Oh Donnie don't condescend- he's condescending. Wait, no, he was in hyperfixation mode and started happily infodumping. That was just Autism meets ADHD.
CASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HE'S BORED TOO YESSS MIKEY AND CASEY HANGOUTTTTTTTTTTT THEY'RE SKATING ON ROOFTOPS TOGETHER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Who the fuck?
Casey how often do you say "Another mutant?" in that exact tone of voice?
No no Skatermander was good. Way better than Mondo Gecko.
Yeah I'd attack them too if they picked "Mondo Gecko" over "Skatermander". That's just disrespectful. That's cruel.
SERIOUSLY WHY WASN'T THIS THE THEME ANIMATIONS WHEN THEY WERE ACTUALLY IN THE FUCKING FARMHOUSE?!?!?!
Oh I hate Mondo, actually.
Casey, you don't know what a Gecko is? How?
Awwww, this is nice! Mondo likes being a mutant! That's fun!
Wait but what happened to Lars? Is Lars okay? HIS PARENTS KICKED HIM OUT?!?!?!?!?!? I HAVE TO KILL THEM I NO LONGER HATE MONDO
Listen to Casey, maybe? Maybe Casey has good intuition?
WHY DID YOU GUYS KNOCK OVER THE HOMELESS MAN'S CART?!?!?!?!
MIKEY NO I ALSO PREFER BOOYAKASHA BUT DON'T FUCKING DISS THE COWABUNGA
Yes Goongala is also good, Casey.
Old scho- I see you writers and I detest you
Oh Caseyyyyyyyy! My boyyyy!
Oh Mikey, I try so hard to defend your intelligence...
Oh good... Hun is back... KICK HIS ASS CASEY- PFFFFF CASEY LITERALLY SAID "EUGH" I LOVE HIM
CASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SWEETIEEEEE
Oh Mondo. Please stop being annoying so I can sympathize with you.
Yeah this part of the season is. I'm feeling bored. Everyone is irritating. Except Casey. I am happy that Donnie hasn't been Weird about April in a while, though.
CASEY LEARNED SELF-RESTRAINT YAY
Pfffft 4 Cops from Casey.
MONDO SHEESH
OUT LIKE YOUR MOM IN A BEAUTY PAGENT?!?!?!?!? CASEY THAT WAS A DEATHBLOW AND ALSO SEXIST WTF
Mikey, uh. Maybe don't choose Mondo over Casey
CASEY NOOO HE GOT GOT
Awww Raph and Donnie gaming against each other! Raph wanting to hang with Casey! Good stuff! I'm savoring breadcrumbs here people, the water is getting thin.
... Mr... X? I... worry. ... Is it Rat King?
MIKEY IN A CAGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH OF COURSE IT'S XEVER OF COURSE IT'S XEVER HIS NAME LITERALLY HAS AN X
Does Xever run an underground death skateboarding competition? Holy shit, he does. What?
HE GOT CASEY TOO NO
I wish I felt bad that Mondo got caught but. i feel very little for him. I'm sad he got kicked out but that's the exte- is that the We Will Rock You beat in the backgroun?
HOW MANY FUCKING MUTANTS ARE OUT THERE WHAT
IT'S TRUE HE IS SMART JUST A PARTY DUDE
OBLIGATORY HUMAN ALLY OH GOD WAIT HE IS OH NO XEVER KNOWS HIS TV TROPE CHARACTER TYPE oh Casey sweetie you're really not paying attention in English are you?
Love that none of the voice actors for the other mutants are here so they're just making grunting noises.
XEVER IS A SKATER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I guess it adds up but I-I'm still surprised. Oh okay they got Baxter's VA.
CASEY FOR THE WIN CASEY FOR THE WI- Spiderbytes is in the audience?
HEY XEVER HAS ROCKET BOOSTERS WHAT A FUCING CHEATER
Oh there we go we got Clancy and Eric to say one line each
XEVER YOU BITCH
GOOD JOB MIKEY GOOD JOB CASEY I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BOTH
His fish... respond... to shouts? Above water?
Pffff good reaction shot
I'm getting bored with this one, not gonna lie. A fish was implied to bite Mikey's nuts and like I'm just kinda tired of this stuff.How'd we go from the Golden Standard of Dream Beavers to many episodes in a row that are so... not... great?
I did like that Casey's solution was "Whack Mondo as hard as possible to win by any means necessary".
Yaah I'm with April instant "Eugh" after Mondo did a Sexist.
Oh Mikey broke the fourth wall again. Okay.
I'm tired. These episodes have like... like they're full of energy... but not the right energy.
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joyfuladorable · 10 months
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Tagged by @rad-rat-with-a-tophat in this post!
Currently Reading: If you watched ATSV, go read gonna crack a rib (when i get home) by eneliii! Miles is SO Done with Everything (and needs so much therapy my sweet boyyyy)
Favorite Color: All purples, most yellows, and I'm quite fond of greens, too!
Last Song: Deadlock by Go! Child. It’s such a BOP!!!
Last Movie: Across the Spider-Verse is rotating at HIGH SPEEDS in my brain right now. Honestly, so so tempted to watch it again!!
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory or Sweet depending on my mood (Both is also Very Good)
Currently Working On: A capril comic, an animatic for Legendlark, and more TMNT fic fanart
Tag some mutuals you want to get to know better: Brain can’t think of any moots right now, so if anyone wants to do this go ahead!!
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patchwork-artists · 2 years
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Parabéns Jack!!! you took way too long to draw i’m gonna turn homophobic. First design is a mix of his rat and jerboa design with colors as close to what i remember in my head because i haven’t colored him yet (god do i remember the first time i colored him. it was almost a month just to get the colors right and i never wanted to see his face again). second one isn’t his most used design but a concept since it’s so similar to his current one, and ofc the third being his current one (who is very embarassed of his old designs. He is pointing at them and going “.....white :[”). on the left is also his drag design bc i’ve been wanting to color it for a while so why not! Anyways, love this little guy, he’s so ridiculous and so funny i could write so many episodes with him because i never get tired of writing him. He’s kinda pathetic and annoying and the type to get into fights and then go “cmoooon i’m just a silly little rabbit! and its my birthday! im a little birthday boyyyy you wouldnt hit a birthday boy” and then get away unharmed, and i love him for it he’s so stupid and charismatic. i sent this description to lee and he just went “i love him and i hate him” and that just resumes not only mine but the other characters’ relationship to him
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springbonk · 11 days
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packgod roast copypasta
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin’ the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God I’m really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I don’t know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying “Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya”. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said “anuminum OKRRRR”. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back.
Listen to me right now, Trunks. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUListen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
HH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP BRO GOT A VELOCIRAPTOR FOR FREE BECAUSE YO MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING COMMERCIAL TO LISTEN TO IT FOR 10 YEARS. *inhales* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MOM AND DAD WERE SO DUMB THAT THEY FALL INTO A SUGAR PICK ME BRO AINT YO REFLECTION WENT OFF BECAUSE YOU GOT DIARRHEA FOR 10 MONTHS *Ohio sounds* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS SO FAT THAT SHE USED A DISHWASHER INSTEAD OF A MOTHERFUCKING CRINGE TOILET TO WASH THEIR NASTY BOOGER ROCKETING NOSE *dishwasher sounds* SHUT YO MOTHERFUCKING UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS SO CRINGE THST SHE WENT TO OHIO BUT IT WAS 3 AM AND GOT A SWIRLY BY A STEGOSAURUS AND THEN GOT YEETED TO AMERICAN'S WHO DIED IN 1987 *inhales again* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BOY YO MAMA WAS SO OVERPOWERED AND CRINGIEST THAT SHE WENT INTO HERSELF AND THEN EDITED HER BRAIN FOR FUN BECAUSE WANTED TO BE DUMB FOR 19 HOURS BECAUSE OF THERMATOLOGISTS*inhales one more time* SHUT YO BUNKO ASS UP BRO YO BROTHER GOT YEETED INTO A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE CRINGE OHIO LIKE GOOFY AHHH SKIBIDI TOILET ASS YO BOIIIIIII BRRRRRR SHUT YO UGLY ASS BRO UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN FNF OHIO CRINGE HOOVER LIKE A BOOGER BRO WTF, WTFFFFF SHUT YO UGLY ASS IP BRO GOT YO MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE CRINGE WATAKA LIKE AAAAAA SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK FROM OHIO SO YOU CAN MAKE A DIRT BLOCK FROM REAL LIFE BUT YO FRIEND SAID. FRIEND: IS THAT ALL'VE YOU GOT BROTHA? SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS A MAALIIIIIICOOOUSSSSSSSS BABY THAT SHE WENT CRAZY LIKE MOM: mamaaa I'm hungryyy gimme some milkkkk SHUT YO UGLY ASS BRO BRO DEADASS, DEADASS I WANT TK LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, TELL ME WHATS WRONG?! SPEAK, SPEAK, ALRIGHT NOW BRO THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS BRO SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT INTO THE MOVIE OF BITE OF 83 BECAUSE WANTED TO HOLD YOUR BALLS AND YEET EVAN WHO DIED IN BITE OF 83 bro shut up BOIIIIIIIII OMG YOUR A DIARRHEA POOP GRIMACE SHAKE LIKE BROOOO WTFFF SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT YO MINECRSFT RADIATING RAGE QUIT AS HELL BRO YO MAMA AND DAD AND YO BROTHER SND YO WHOLE FAMILY JUST GOT DIARRHEA BECAUSE YOU PUT FAKE NUTELLA ON THEIR TOILET LIKE MOM: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO SON?! DAD: WE KNOW YOU DID THIS TO OUR TOILET BUCKO. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO GRANDMA DIED IN A 198 OLD CHAIR BECAUSE WAS TOO HEAVY LIKE AAAAA SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT FAKE HACKS IN SLAP BATTLES IN ROBLOX JUST TO GET BEATDOWN GLOVE LIKE WUD DA HEIIIIIIIII OHHH MA GOD NOWAYYYIEHHHHHHH SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA HAD A DIAPER ON HER HEAD BECAUSE YO MAMA WANTED TO BE A CHEF FOR 10 YEARS MOM: I NEED A DIAPER ON MY HEAD BECAUSE I NEEDED TO BE A CHEF. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A SHIT AROUND YOUR UKULELE BECAUSE OF BACTERIA AND MUCUS FROM THE THERMATOLOGISTS *Ohio sounds* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MINECRAFT DID NOT LOAD BECAUSE YOU GOT MCDONALDS WIFI FOR OVER A YEAR. WORKER: HELLO WHAT CAN I HELP YOU SIR. CUSTOMER: CAN I GET MCDONALDS WIFI?! WORKER: UMM SIR WE DO NOT HAVE WIFI but we got you a new McDonald wifi which costs 100 dollars. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP LIKE OMGG OMGGGGG SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP BRO GOT NO COTTON PICKER BRO TRYING TO DING DONG DITCH YOUR FRIENDS AT 3AM BUT GOT A SWIRLY WITH THE GHOST AND THE GHOST KISSED YOUR BUTT BECAUSE SHE/HE WAS A FAN GIRL. BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES YES YES SKIBDIDHWIDNWJJDNWJDIWMNDIWJNE YES YES YES YES YES, SHUT YO UGLY ASS JP BRO CHILL CHILL DEADASS SHIT. BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A BRAND NEW IPHONE 15 BUT YOU THOUGHT ITS AN ACTUAL PHONE BECAUSE IT WAS A LEGENDARY BEN 10 TOY WITH SHIT AROUND IT, BRRRRRRRR SHUT YO UGLY ASS SHIT UP BRO YO MAMA BUYED YOU A NINETEEN YEAR OLD GRANDPA TO JUST YEET HER TO THE MOON AND GRT NO CLIPPED IN THE BACKROOMS BOI.
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I HC yoric as this thief rouge character,who no matter the situation steals stuff from other Goi no matter the value/danger and is VERY money motivated. Its said his ability is tied to luck so hc hes an escape artist and a gymnastis/flexible and one of those charaters that act nice and smile and flirt but steal ur wallet
Was on Discord VidCall with beef and I just busted out into a happy stim moment because of this
YESSSS MY BOYYYY. HE'S A LITTLE RAT BASTARD!!! LET HIM COMMIT THIEVERY AND MISCHIEF. I love him so much. He's very, very augh. I love this hc somuch i want to pin this on my wall in my bedroom.
I hc that his ability is also tied a little bit with time cause he's said to be "always at the right place at the right time". That and the fact that there's technically two versions of Yorics on the wiki. There's Agent Yoric from Code Brown and there's also another Yoric somewhere. (I forgot their like, different and actual names because it's 1am and I just had the zoomies from unrelated fandoms but I will post them once I hunt them down tmr. )
But like I hc Yoric has a bit to do with time travel stuff. Maybe something relating with Tamlin (O5-13)? After all, there are sayings he's went "deeper underground."
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thefloralpeach · 4 years
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reechie,,,
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derekgoffard · 2 years
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I suffer from the 'CANNOT DRAW PEOPLE KISSING' curse so alot of people may...not atcually be kissing for...kiss week..LMAO 😭
But!! For the first day I offer you!! Perhaps the worst combo of people on planet earth 😭 ( Ronny belongs to @feral-mouse !! )
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They are laughing at you. Probably.
Hehe I thought alot about Ronny and Tantrum's dynamic and honestly I think Tantrum would get along pretty well with him HAHA! I imagine they could either get along GREAT or HORRIBLY but Tantrum would definitely like Ronny's personality right off the bat so that's going for them LOL!!
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Aspen (or Jamie, whichever), they/them guest starring, my rattie, Mayhem :3
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comfortbucky · 3 years
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bestie !!!!!!! roomate bucky hcs pls???? like just silly ideas ab being buck’s roomate
BESTIE !!! u are fueling my roommate!bucky obsession and i am 1000000% okay with it
𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲!𝗯𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 ⋆。˚ ☁︎ ˚。⋆。
pairing: bucky x gender neutral! reader
my masterlist!
completed requests!
we’re starting off with grumpy!bucky because ,,,,, ofc
at first he’s annoyed with ur bubbly personality
he literally can’t imagine how someone could be so bright and positive all the time
u recently moved to the city, so u don’t know a single soul
which is why ur constantly trying to become friends with bucky
“hey, bucky! do u wanna watch tv?”
“i found this really cool coffee shop, do u wanna go check it out?”
“i’m headed to the grocery store, do u need anything?”
bucky never takes u up on any of ur offers and just politely declines
but he fucked up when he was having a terrible day, everything going completely wrong, putting him in a sour mood
“hey, bucky! i’m gonna go check out the museum if u wanted to tag along?”
“don’t u have someone else to bother?”
and ur feelings are hurt
and bucky immediately regrets what he said when he sees u go teary-eyed
u leave the apartment before he can apologize
the next morning, u finally drag urself out of bed, not wanting to run into bucky on ur way out of the apartment
u enter the kitchen and see bucky, standing there with 2 coffees in his hand from the coffee shop u had mentioned to him a while ago
he’s so nervous!!!! (BABY BOYYYY)
“ i‘m sorry ‘bout what i said yesterday, didn’t mean it. was havin’ a bad day.”
he looks down at the ground after he speaks, nervous that ur still upset
ur speechless bc this is probably the most u’ve ever heard bucky talk
“it’s okay, thank u, bucky.”
he moves his head up to look at u and is greeted with the warmest smile he’s ever seen
from then on, u guys become much closer !!!
bucky will go grocery shopping and pick up things ur running low on without u having to say a thing!!
he’s always fixing things in the apartment, refusing to call for professional help
“bucky, the kitchen sink is leaking, let me call—“
“don’t, i got this.”
bucky’s love language is acts of service u can’t tell me i’m wrong
u guys run ur laundry together to try and cut down on costs and will sit on the couch, folding ur clothes together🥺🥺🥺
u take turns picking what music to play in the background
bucky always picks 40s music, ofc
but u try and show him some newer sounds
and although he acts like he doesn’t like pop music, he secretly loves to watch u sing along
especially when u sing right to him, both of u getting lost in each other’s eyes
both quickly averting ur gazes when the song ends
if either one of u notice that the other is having a particularly long day, u’ll cook for each other!!!! making it seem like u made too much food as to not give ur true intentions away
movie nights regularly !!!
u realize he’s got an old soul and are determined to introduce him to the essentials
“why does that rat know how to cook?”
“just enjoy the movie, buck. don’t think too hard about it!”
oh the nicknames
he fucking loves it when u call him buck
bucky has a crush
it’s so simple but so endearing to him
and u love his nickname for u, melting everytime he uses it
at first he said it in a more joking manner
“ur gonna hurt urself, sweetheart.”
and ur face turned RED
u have a crush
and bucky makes a mental note to call u that more often
especially when u bring guys home
u just assumed there was no way ur, very attractive, roommate would ever be into u, so u throw urself into the dating world
but bucky fucking hates it
there was this one guy u brought that u had really hit it off with
u brought him back to urs and there’s bucky, sitting at the kitchen table with a beer in one hand, a book in the other
“oh hey, sweetheart! didn’t know company was coming”
u quickly reassure ur date that the man sitting over there is just ur roommate, even though u are definitely lying to him and urself when u say that
u and ur date have a rather awkward night in, bucky refusing to take a hint to leave the common area
when ur date leaves, u confront bucky
“u wanna explain what the hell that was?”
“what, him? i’d give him a 5/10, way too much cologne”
“bucky.”
he sighs and runs a hand through his hair, silently debating on revealing his feelings for u
“just tired of seeing u waste ur time with these guys who don’t treat u right,” he mumbles, shifting his gaze to the ground
“why?”
he takes a step towards u, standing so close that u can feel his body heat radiating onto u
“because u deserve to be with someone who really cares for u, sweetheart”
bucky slowly lifts his hand to, very cautiously, cup ur cheek, looking into to ur eyes for any sign to stop
u don’t give one
“like who, buck?”
ur question slips out of ur mouth in a whisper, ur faces moving closer together, resting ur foreheads against each other
“like me.”
he immediately crashes his lips onto urs and u gladly welcome it, grabbing his hair in ur hands to try and pull him closer to u
safe to say, u don’t bring anymore dates home; u don’t need to
bucky is ur home🥺💗
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