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[derekgoffard]

Uhh may I order a uhhhh. A 🎵 for you and a 🦋 for Colin and Tantrum?

GAAAHH MOUSE! THANK YOU SM FOR THIS ASK!!!!! ^_^ !!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

🦋 Describe yourself in three words:

I would PERSONALLY describe Colin as selfish, obsessive, and vengeful (LOL) but HE would describe himself as aesthete, passionate, and crafty🪂

And honestly I think Tantrum would describe herself the same way as I'd describe her LOL: volatile, cruel, and creative 🏃‍♂️

🎵 Last song you listened to?: I've been listening to music the whole time I've been drawing here so I can answer this question again LOL: Burn the Toy by Tom Salta ( from The Outlast Trials ost 🤲 )

#THANK U SM AGAIN FOR THIS ASK!!!!! #ask #oc.stuff #Colin midland #Tantrum #Tatum Bethune

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🐰🧸🎵~♡

HELLO!!!!!! THANK YOU SM FOR THIS ASK!!!!! ^_^ these were really fun to think on heheah ☝️☝️

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?:

This is a hard question lolol 😭; Im not sure if this makes any sense, but I guess I'd say someone's temperament; I think a person's temperament affects both the way they might react to situations and in turn, it also affects the way they might treat others ← to me, the way someone treats others and how they react to situations is what makes up a huge part of how I regard people socially ( aka how scared I am of someone LOLABIHVAUVAB PEOPLE WHO GET MAD EASY SCARE ME BUWYVAUH🏃🏃🏃 )

🧸 Favorite place to nap?:

I actually don't take naps anymore T_T , HOWEVER!! , I used to nap a bunchhh in middle school!! In which case I actually had a (what I assume is unorthodox) tendency to nap in the front seat of my parents vehicle ☝️ ( bonus points if it was sunny out!! Feeling the sun through the front window was crazyyyy HAHA it was so relaxing 😭🙏 )

🎵 Last song you listened to?:

You're Not Here from SH3!! 🙏 It's one of my favorite sh tracks ^_^

[ Funny fact: I had a severe prejudice against this song for a good minute because it would blast my ears off whenever I opened sh3 ( I have no idea why it's so loud 🗣️ ) ]

#Thank u again for this ask!!! :]]]] #ask

[derekgoffard]

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

#u can ask for me or my ocs! if you'd like ofc!! #though i dont think i can answer IN CHARACTER for ocs LOLOL.. THATS SCARY FOR ME 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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I made this a whileee ago after re-finding a bunch of old art 🏃. I think I posted Colin's older designs before, but it's still amusing to me 🪂

#Gonna start posting some Colin stuff I made in the past few months heheah ☝️ #Colin Midland #oc.stuff #girth.art #i think i find it so funny just because current Colin is just a weaker. more pathetic version of his previous characters #the man evolved in reverse. he got weaker with every take.

[derekgoffard]

Good LORD YOU'RE ART GOT SO MUCH BETTER OMGGGG, DON'T GET ME WRONG IT WAS NEVER BAD, BUT I'M LOVEINGGGGG THIS NEW ART STYLE

!!!!!🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 * RUNNING AT YOU * !!!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 TH- GGGRAGHHHHHHBHHHHH🚨🚨🚨🚨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!! THANK YOU SM...GCCH😭😭 THIS IS SO KIND OH MY GOSH HAHA! T_T I'm always a little SHY with my art even still, so THIS COMMENT REALLY WENT STRAIGHT TO MY CHEST HAHA!!! :'] <333 Thank you for taking the time to send me something so nice !!!

#THANK YOU AGAIN ANON!!!! sniff sniff...you are so nice 🥹 #ask

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BTD2 REN & HIS FAVORITISM!!! 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

( this is a redraw of the first art I ever posted on here! 😭😭 Old ver is under the cut haha ^^; )

I truly do not know what this style was but lol .... lord Lawrence really does look deadly scared in this doesn't he LMAO...he's shaking and everything....😭 SORRY LAD!

#i have always loved that abt ren in btd2...how ren just picks mc soooo hard over Lawrence immediately...its so mean!...😭 #not just that ren instantly SHAFTS Lawrence for mc either. he gets mc to KILL him too ebhjfb LIKE ITS SO MEAN SPIRITED FOR NO REASON- #-i dont know why but its just so funny to me...like this has gotta be the worst week of that mans life. #boyfriend to death #btd #ren hana #btd2 #lawrence oleander #boyfriend to death 2 #girth.art

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Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall

#JNFSK BEST USE OF THIS GIF IVE EVER SEEN

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I drew this Ren almost exactly 13 months ago oough.. @_@ (redraw of this !)

#i hope I haven't posted this before LOL. I DON'T THINK I HAVE... #im finding a bunch of old art in my drafts haha 😭 i wanna eventually redraw alot of these in my current style 🏎️ #boyfriend to death #ren hana #btd #btd2

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It’s been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get milk

6&5_6&HVGCCTUVUGYYC LOLL OHH IM SORRY AHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it took a year but ITS OK- I STILL BROUGHT THE MILK HOME- DON'T WORRY 👐👐👐👐🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛💪💪💪💪💪

#I went to the store for milk but got lost for a year .😭😭 the wind must have taken me away or something omg 😭😭 #🪂

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SCREAMING AND SOBBING AHHHHHH YOU'RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK♡♡♡♡♡}□》□○《♤{¤¡》○|€♡¤~|♤《○{♤¤■

!!!!8282737VWGWYywgyc !!!! * SOBBING IN SYNC WITH YOU * 😭😭😭😭😭😭 !!THIS IS SUCH A NICE THING TO SAY!?! OGH- 😭😭 THANK YOU MUCH!!!!! <333!!!! \(T_T)/ SNIFF SNIFF....SNEEF

#THIS MADE ME SMILE SO HARD HEHEEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #you are too KIND ANON!!!!!! ONE MILLION YEARS OF PEACE TO YOU 🫵🕊️🕊️🕊️ #i had planned to post here sooner but i kept getting caught up with school. plus i got all nervous too HAHA 😭 i have been posting- #- exclusively on my personal acc so its been a while since i shared anything with over.. like...5 people LOLOL!!! 😭🙏🙏 #oh gosh ANYWAY 👐!!! THANK YOU AGAIN NICE ANON!!! 🫵🫵❣️❣️❣️❣️ #ask

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* walks in after a year * 🚶 hay 👋

#HI. HI. ITS BEEN * CHECKS WATCH * A WHILE. 🪂 #😭😭😭😭aaaAAAWWAH i didint mean to be so inactive gghwah 💥 hopefully i can post more here cus ooh i miss posting here T_T🙏 #btd #boyfriend to death #ren hana #btd2 #strade #btd strade #girth.art #edit. sweet old strade was cross eyed and it was BUGGIN ME 😭

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silly little headcanon:

Colin cleans his place exclusively with pink stuff cleaning products.

-they smell really nice-

!!!!!AWAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!! OHHH MY GOSHH THANK YOU SM FOR THIS ASK I----- 🥺🥺😭😭 THIS IS SO SO SWEET AAAHAAH!!!! \(T_T)/

Anon you are so true! HAHA! 😭🙏 All of his favorite scents are typically colored pink- so he sees that as a double win LOL! ( his favorite scent everrr is strawberry! ☝️ but he also likes cherry blossom, rose, and candy scents alot 🤝 )

He's also the same way with perfumes...I can imagine him in the perfume selection looking at all the perfumes and deciding that "I have to smell as pink as possible" so he just...buys all the pink perfumes and just. pours them all together LIKE A PINK-CORE MAD SCIENTIST LMAO 😭 HVAHVSVH

#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!!!!! :]]]]] AAWAH!!!! it means so much to me TO GET HC ASKS LIKE THIS HAHA!!! 😭😭🙏 #seriously like 😭 thank you sm for taking the time to send me this!! :'] anon u have helped me develop colin lore. he officially has a- #- scent profile of 'pink' HAHA😭😭💞💞💞 #oc.stuff #colin midland #girth.art #ask

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I feel like I have never gotten Colin's face correct in my LIFE ( despite me... literally creating him ) so I doodled out some..like... Colin face details SO I CAN ATCUALLY LEARN HOW TO DRAW MY OWN OC 👹‼️‼️😭🙏

#sorry Colin maybe i will get ur nose right from now on 👍 #also jeez these are really messy HAHA 😭 i wasn't gonna even post these but ✋...hay...here i am #ALSOO THAT filter made colins og hair color look darker than it is but das ok🙏 #colin midland #girth.art #oc.stuff

[derekgoffard]

YKMET PROGRESS MAY

Happy one month into production of 'You Kill Me Every Time: Strade'!

For anyone who missed it, this is my new game project- a remix of Strade's original route in BTD1!

Here's what I've done over the last month:

I outlined the plot for the new game with diagrams.net [ I recommend this program for planning, it links in with a google account and it's free! ]

This image is deliberately too small/low rez for you to read of course- it's just to give a general idea of what the planning doc looks like haha! The new plot will follow the same plot as the old route from BTD1- mostly :)

After that, I did a bunch of work on the game's UI- the User Interface. That means styling the menus and the shell for the game :D

I've been working on new features to make the game more user-friendly than my previous games. For example, there's now a 'Script' page where you can see a condensed version of the story up until the spot where you stopped playing.

Next month, I plan to get started with the script rough draft writing!

If you'd like to see a lot more behind the scenes info in weekly updates, or even get your name in the credits- please consider checking out my Patreon <3

#GRAGHHH LOVEEE THE NEW UI TO DEATHHHHHH 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💞💞💞💞💞 #btd #strade

[derekgoffard]

Hey there.. so uh, I don't usually make posts like THIS but I'm honestly really stressed ABOUT THIS RN SO...😭 I know alot of people don't post with their main accounts on here so maybe there is someone else who has more info about this?

[[ DO NOT GO AFTER THIS PERSON. PLEASE, JUST BLOCK THEM AND MOVE ON ]]

I got followed by a minor ( 🕳️ ) a bit ago and I blocked them as soon as I read their profile, they tried to follow me a bit ago, so I've had this person blocked for a while now ↓

However, I just recently got an anon telling me about how a minor is following me, which I assumed they were talking about this person ↑ in which ofc, I already HAD blocked them. The funny thing is- when I checked that person's following list - I seen that they were still following me .?? Even though I have blocked them

I don't know if it just SHOWS up that they're following me but they won't be able to look at my blog or what but I'm pretty not happy about it. At all 💀 haha, I don't know if it as anything to do with the fact that this blog is NOT my main blog or what but- h

I know that alot of people don't use their main blogs to post; so I was wondering if anyone knew anything about this? :'] ( I'm really hoping it's one of those "it says they follow me but they can't see my posts" type of deal ghh )

#AAHHHH OHH MY GOSH THANK YOU SM!!!!!! T_T !!!! #This has literally saved MY LIFE RN HAHA!!!! 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏!!!!! This is so so so helpful!!!!! #thank you for taking the time to write this all out!!!! I just did this now 🙏🙏 i never would have figured this out on my own LOL!! 😭🙏 #HAHA I AM SERIOUSLY SO RELIEVED!!! AGH....😭😭🙏🙏 my day is SAVED. TRULY!!!!

[derekgoffard]

Hey there.. so uh, I don't usually make posts like THIS but I'm honestly really stressed ABOUT THIS RN SO...😭 I know alot of people don't post with their main accounts on here so maybe there is someone else who has more info about this?

[[ DO NOT GO AFTER THIS PERSON. PLEASE, JUST BLOCK THEM AND MOVE ON ]]

I got followed by a minor ( 🕳️ ) a bit ago and I blocked them as soon as I read their profile, they tried to follow me a bit ago, so I've had this person blocked for a while now ↓

However, I just recently got an anon telling me about how a minor is following me, which I assumed they were talking about this person ↑ in which ofc, I already HAD blocked them. The funny thing is- when I checked that person's following list - I seen that they were still following me .?? Even though I have blocked them

I don't know if it just SHOWS up that they're following me but they won't be able to look at my blog or what but I'm pretty not happy about it. At all 💀 haha, I don't know if it as anything to do with the fact that this blog is NOT my main blog or what but- h

I know that alot of people don't use their main blogs to post; so I was wondering if anyone knew anything about this? :'] ( I'm really hoping it's one of those "it says they follow me but they can't see my posts" type of deal ghh )

#lord help me #LOL..💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 #i might test out blocking my other tumblr and seeing if i can still see my blog #ya im definitely gonna do that atcually ↑

[derekgoffard]

HI AHCHDHDH,,, I have been searching for an hour on how to unlock rens route on tpof itself and I cant find any walkthroughs !! I've found how to win rens route but not unlock it and it's really frustrating >_> DO U POSSIBLY KNOW HOW? :3

HELLO!!!! thank you for this ask!!! ^_^

Haha to unlock his route you need to get the control achievement!! I have a guide here on how to do so if you were interested!! 🙏

I hope this helps !! Also I hope that link works HAHA I'm doing this all on my phone RN 😭

#ask #tpof spoilers