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tenderloincherub · 1 year
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l3viat8an · 6 months
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Levi: You flirt and kiss and all for what? Love??? Pathetic.
MC: Wha?! No! I do it to level up my charisma stats.
Levi: O-oh a fellow gamer…..you may pass.
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twistedappletree · 10 days
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lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*
lan xichen: i want one too :(
lan jingyi:
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months
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[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]
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*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?
*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!
I smell a boy!
Ah! what is a boy doing here?!
Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!
I'm freaking out so much!
Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.
*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!
It makes me feel so amazing~
I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!
IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.
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axristes-styseis · 11 months
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In a fair world my balls would be clapping at her pussy right now
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subterra-rose · 1 year
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Older sibling culture
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caitlynskitten · 9 months
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Wednesday: You adopted a puppy?
Yoko petting her puppy on the floor: Isn’t he so cute?!
Wednesday: How long have you had him?
Yoko: Divina and I had this little guy for a few months now! We trained him and stuff.
Wednesday: Trained well?
Yoko gets up and stands next to the raven
Yoko: Edward sit!
The puppy runs in circles and barks at the vampire.
Yoko: Edward I said SIT!
The puppy continues to bark and jump around.
Enid entering the room: Is that a puppy?!
Wednesday: DOWN pup.
The puppy and Enid both stand still and sit on the ground quickly.
Wednesday: Huh. He is well trained.
Yoko looking at the embarrassed Enid: I could say the same thing for her.
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withlovefromolympus · 7 months
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Zeus: Hermes, open up!!
Hermes: i have daddy issues
Zeus: i meant the door, you bastard!
Hera: shh, no, let him speak
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herosplatling-replica · 10 months
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I made an unfortunate discovery today: it turns out I'm allergic to silver
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tenderloincherub · 1 year
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hacked-by-jake · 2 months
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Robber: Get out of your fucking car!
Jake: Wow, it's okay man, no problem *gets out*
Robber: Now back off and give me the key!
Jake: What?
Robber: GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY!
Jake: There's no way! You can have my car but if you want the love of my life, you have to fight me first!
MC: *whispering* He wants the car key, not me...
Jake: Oh. Phew, okay. Here you go-
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l3viat8an · 4 months
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Solomon: I brought you flowers :D
MC: Why?
Solomon: Does there have to be a reason?
MC:…..you burnt a hole in the kitchen ceiling again didn’t you?
Solomon:…maybe…but look! I brought you flowers! :D
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liesandnights · 2 months
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I like depth. I like when I can look at something and feel it in my heart. I like when I read a few sentences and feel like I’m drowning. I’m not a masochist or sadist, I just enjoy the quiet reminders that my heart does more than pump blood.
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percabetn · 7 months
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“Together. That’s the most important thing.”
Season 5, episode 5 — Archmage Akiyu
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thebluesthour · 2 years
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While the Greek root of the word nostalgia, 'nostos', means 'the return home' — anyone who has been there knows that the return home is never without pain. Nostalgia feels like getting the blues. According to the Oxford English dictionary, 'nostalgia' is 'a form of melancholia caused by prolonged absence from one's home or country; severe homesickness'. Indeed, 'Nostos might hold out the promise that, yes, you can return whence you came, but nostalgia happens because you can't go home again.'
Carol Mavor, “A Bolt From the Blue”, Blue Mythologies
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samanthamulder · 11 months
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018)
SEASON FIVE — What do you hope to find? I mean, in the end.
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