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MoM could be a anthro lion under that coat or a one eyed twink.
Hey, why stop there- he could be a one eyed anthropomorphic lion twink. Reach for the stars and all that.
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twistedroseytoesy · 1 year
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Here comes trouble
amazing song suggested for Ruggie and i turned it into an AU where ruggie overblots rather than Leona.
Used dialogue from "An Urge to Concede" from book 2, after the italisized text is where the AU starts. Also the song part of the parody is going to be animatic styled to flow a bit better.
"... Tch whatever. I dont even care anymore." Leona grumbled his attitude dropped like a rock in a pond.
"what?" ruggie said somehat dumbfounded by his dormleaders sudden 180 in attitude.
"i'm done. its over." Leona said with a sigh.
"Boss, what are you saying?!" Ruggie said anger and disbelief burning in his exclamation.
"Are you even payin' attention? If Malleus is able to take the field then we got no chance of winning." Leona explained, an air of depression slouching his shoulders. "There's no point even trying. I'm out."
"Y-you can't just...!" Ruggie begged before catching himself and trying to reason with the now sulking lion. "Malleus might still be in the game, but we took out all the other dorms' best players, right? But without you on the field, I don't even know if we'd have a shot at the top three!" He said ears drooping. "You're just going to abandon our dreams?" He said somewhat quietly, unwilling to believe the words he was hearing.
"For all the talk about "the world watching," this is still just schoolkids playin' a game," Leona said sharply. "All you wide-eyed tenderfoots talkin' about your dreams... Pfft. The whole thing amused me, so I threw you a bone. That's all this was." The other students and Ruggie flinched at that. at how their hope and excitement was all for nothing.
"What do you mean? What happened to working together to "turn the world upside down"?!"Ruggie asked desperately, he felt a burning in his heart and he wanted so desperately to believe that all that he had gone through, to finally reach somewhere, was for something. It had to have been for something. Otherwise, why was he so hurt?
"Are you seriously still goin' on about that? All right, fine. You wanna hear the truth?" Leona said now glaring at the hyena boy who was so hard to knock down. "You're a hyena who grew up in a dump, and I'm a secondborn prince who won't ever be king. And there is NO turning that around!" Leona roared and Ruggie felt his greedy little heart break. And from that breaking, he felt anger, rage, indignancy at all that he had done for Leona.
"What? You gotta be kidding me! What is this? You can't just quit after we've come this far! Not after all the hard work we've done, that I've done!" Ruggie said now indignant. The other Savanaclaw students agreed and Ruggie could feel something building up inside of himself but he didn't care. After using up basically all of his magic with Azul's potion, he was beyond pissed at how easily Leona gave up.
"After eveything, we've done! after everything that We worked together to achieve?! you just give up like that?! leaving nothing but crushed dreams?" Ruggie could feel something leaking from his eyes but he refused to back down now. "We're your pack! and you better start acting like a leader or else..."
"or else what Bucchi? You gonna cry about it?" Leona scoffed. "Go ahead and whine all you want. There's no changing that we'll lose it's easier to just give up little hyena." Ruggie felt something snap.
"I've seen people just give up." he said darkly glaring at the ground. " and It never helped anyone. I've never given up because I couldn't afford to." He started to growl, a darkness starting to drip from his eyes and fingertips. The others around him could sense something was very wrong. "You prissy little prince couldn't even handle a small bump in the plan before giving up?! shehehehahahahaha!" Leona's ears went down as more darkness started to pool around Ruggie.
"What did you say to me mutt?" Leona growled back, unwilling to back down from the one he thought was always above. Riddle tried to cut in but he was suddenly frozen in place, many of the students around were too.
"I've worked my tail off day in and day out. If I just gave up I WOULDNT EVEN BE HERE. And you wouldn't either! I'm tired of your high and mighty attitude." Ruggie screamed moving his hands wildly, everyone else around him other than Leona following his movements.
"you know what would happen to you back in my cut of the neighborhood Second born prince. You would be mugged and beaten to no tomorrow. So Leona, here comes trouble." he said darkly before a large burst of dark energy sent everyone back and kicked up large amounts of dust into the air.
"Overblott!" ace and deuce yelled when they got onto their feet. Mc watched and pointed in horror as some of the dust started to clear.
"Lilia! get the other students to safety and warn the faculty!" Riddle shouted to the fae nearby. he nodded and rushed through the dust to grab those injured, silver and sebek following quickly. Riddle, ace, deuce, grim, mc, and even Leona gathered and readied themselves as the negative energy settled over the field.
The dust settled and they heard multiple people laughing along with ruggies signature laughter, distorted and echoed through the now emptied playing field. Ace and deuce pale as they saw the incarnations of Ruggies blott separate from his body. Instead of one large monster usually behind him though, there were 3 regular-sized hyenas circling around the hyena boy, all giggling and laughing in an ominous way.
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(ART IS NOT MINE! I found the art here! it was too perfect to not use)
"Bucchi, get a hold of yourself. idiot! you're going to get yourself killed!" Leona yelled at the raggedly clothed beastman.
"shishishishishihiihihihe! You think I care about that now?! I'm stronger than you leona. Always has been if you gave up and cried about something not going your way." The other hyenas around him laughed and started to stalk toward the group of students, the broken glass bottles they had for heads seemingly smirking at them.
"Snap out of it Ruggie! this is dangerous!" jack said getting into a fighting ready position.
"Shishishi. Poor little Frosh. It's too late to turn back now. Let's have some fun shall we fellas~" Ruggie cackled before launching a dark attack as the hyenas pounced. As the battle began dark music could be heard floating through the magically charged dust filled air. (song!!)
Ruggies voice echoes around: They say that I'm a nightmare Guess I'll catch you in your dreamsHe appears behind them from the dust: I come out of nowhere! I will haunt you in your sleep
He's now holding ADeuces magical pens: Yeah you should've known I'd never do what I'm told He tosses them behind himself smirking: I'm running in the fast lane Yeah I'm going rogue
The attacking bot monsters laugh and sing: "Here comes trouble Here comes trouble! Ruggie laughs as he dodges and swipes at riddle: I'm out of my cage You should be afraid Ruggie gets hit by one of Leona's spells and wipes at his cheek with a smile: Here comes trouble
Two of the hyenas sing and laugh as they circle: (La la-la la-la la-la la) hahahahaha!
He slinks behind the group before disappearing back into the dust: Catch me in the shadows Creeping around in your head He throws a flurry of spells as the blots all attack: got that bravado He makes a sliting throat motion: Watch me scare you dead
he gets multiple hits hit on Leona causing him to stagger: Yeah you should've known I'd never do what you've told he easily runs out of range as the other's spells dissipate behind him: I'm running in the fast lane Yeah I'm going rogue
Ace and grim are knocked down by the hyenas: Here comes trouble riddle is knocked back as he tries to dodge: Here comes trouble Ace and deuce suddenly walk next to Ruggie: I'm out of my cage He grabs their heads and slams them together, dropping them: You should be afraid
He launches them into the dust: Here comes trouble~ A hyena on his right shaking from laughter: (La la-la la-la la-la la) He takes a step forward: Trouble Hyena on his left shaking its head mockingly: (La la-la la-la la-la la) Ruggie smirks as the others take a step back: Trouble
:He tries to swipe jacks pen: Yeah, yeah, I do it like that he snaps his fingers, jack and grim freeze: I'm always on the attack he falls to the floor and the two follow: Lights out, fade to black the hyenas pounce on the two: Yeah, yeah, I do it like that I'm always on the attack he stumbles and laughs as he's hit again by Leona: Lights out, fade to black He screams as he flings his strongest attack: Here comes trouble! The other hyenas echoed his scream: Here comes trouble!
Hes starting to pant: Here comes trouble he flings more and more spells: I'm out of my cage he laughs with crazed eyes smile stretching:You should be afraid fangs bared as he continues his crazed attacking: Here comes trouble
Riddle and Leona advancing and deflecting his attacks: here comes, here comes Ruggie pulled at his smile in pain as its stuck abnormally large by blot running from both his eyes: Trouble the hyenas as they attack on the downed first years: (La la-la la-la la-la la) here comes, here comes Jack unleashing beast and protecting the others: Trouble Hyenas hit away by jacks beast form: (La la-la la-la la-la la) here comes, here comes Ruggie screams out as he stumbles from jacks final blow: Trouble The hyenas dissipate: (La la-la la-la la-la la) here comes, here comes Just as Ruggie passed out and the music cuts: Trouble-
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avidreaderffn · 9 months
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top five fun facts you know!
In no particular order (and pls remember english is not my first language):
-microwaves, fridges, and dental hygiene are part of the reason so many people need to have their wisdom teeth pulled out nowadays! Some 200 years ago, going all the way back, food would often get hard or chewy or otherwise tough and teeth would erode over time on it so having another set of teeth come in later in life was useful. Now people eat processed foods and dont have multiple teeth rot and fall out so there's just no room in the mouth for the wisdom teeth anymore.
-mexico's full name is united mexican states, so technically a mexican can say they're american, north american, or from the united states and be right even if they've never stepped foot outside their country (mexico)
-the way xrays work (simplified) is by passing through something and burning (blackening) the film, which means soft tissues and other things that dont show up on xrays are called radio lucid, and they make the black part of an xray, while things like bones or metal block the xrays from burning the film, so the white and bright parts of an xray are radio opaque, which sounds a bit counter intuitive without context.
-turns out pepto bismol is sometimes used during a surgery to slow down bleeding so the bleed can be located and then sewn shut. A gauze soaked in pepto used to wipe down the area stops the bleeding for a moment and allows surgeons to fix it, but it's a very diy and 'old remedy' kind of thing
-the animal 'black panther' doesnt technically exist, in the sense that there is no one animal called black panther. 'Panthera' is the animal genus where lions, tigers, jaguars leopards, and snow leopards are classified, so technically those five are all panthers (and incidentally are the only 5 felines capable of roaring), so a black panther, in the american continent, is a hyper melanistic (black) jaguar (the only one of the list native to america), and elswhere in the world, a black panther is typically a hyper melanistic leopard. Meaning bagheera from jungle book is a leopard. A 'black panther' can be born of regular jaguars or leopards, and can have cubs that are regular jaguars or leopards.
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megashadowdragon · 2 years
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in three houses there is no evil or villains route
all 3 lords have various degrees of moral greyness or questionable decision
dimitri , edelgard and claude ( also applies to three hopes ) they are all  have moral greyness. and azure moon has points for the development and his soft areas while edelgard  for the rebellious tones ( people have compared the three routes and lords to persona 3 persona 4 and persona 5 with p3 to dimitri and blue lions edelgard with the phantom thieves both wanting to reform society even using questionable means to do so)
not to mention fire emblems tendency with dragons as antagonists ( and being the ones to start conflict   with humanitys responding with terrible behavior like earth dragons actions caused human to be racist with  manaketes
not to mention mila nad dumas who reminded me of rhea actions  leading to their respective countries reflecting them in their degenerated states
and later games evened out the tension with fates ( not to mention the scouring reverse of the trend where humans started the problem 
not saying all dragons are evil but acting like its just humans causing problems not the dragons and humans should just leave them alone is the lesson is also ignoring the history of fire emblem
rhea is not naga she was someone who tried to contrl humanity in its palm 
to the point of restricting technology  preventing the growth of humanity like the printing press  ban which would enable alot more books to be printed and possibly lead to commoners learning how to read
or autopsies or ban on black flammable liquid/oil which could be used for a lot of purposes  as we know today oil was considered liquid gold and used as  fuel
and it could have earned faerghus a good amount of wealth
and autopsies could ahve been used to  expand medical sciences 
if experimented on 
I'm curious how widespread literacy is in various Fire Emblem settings now. In Awakening, it seems semi-common (Donnel was taught how to read by his grandma, and it's treated as a possibility that he couldn't when it comes up rather than an oddity that he can) but I'd assumed Fodland, with the printing press as a near miss, was one of the settings with wider-spread literacy. Guess it's pretty rare in the series in general. I think Ylisse might be batting above 550, but that's probably the highwater mark. Fodlan is explicitly low-literacy outside of the upper 1%, thanks to Rhea and co. Every additional bit of info on Fodlan gone into this; the base game and the Ashe support, the DLC has the banning of the printing press, FEH has one of Annette's lines be "wow books are super expensive in Fodlan so I'm going to read as much as possible here" and now Ashe comes out directly to say "hey, you were just a rando merc, right? how come you can read?" rhea banning and restricting technology makes her even worse
and is why I say she shouldnt be in power
and to be frank each ending with three houses ends with rhea out of power ( so its basically sending the message that it was a good thing 
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there is no villain route and each of the routes/lords are morally grey the game makes nno moral judgements on them 
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 crimson flower route has rebel overtones
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in three houses there is a gray to gray morality in each lord/faction does morally dubious things  or get their hands dirty while there are some evil people in a faction they dont reflect the faction as a whole ( the agarthans in cf  an ally of necessity)
the gray will be mitigated if byleth joins the faction 
The faction you choose to ally with will overall end up mitigating their grayness , while the opposing factions may become less gray and more antagonistic as a consequence. For instance, if you ally with Edelgard, she will not be as brutal or cold as she would be otherwise (and outright draws attention to how your support has kept her from falling into such behavior), while Rhea will become more unhinged and cruel due to the traumas of war and Byleth's change in allegiance. Allying with Dimitri will enable him to turn into a savior king, and not turning on Rhea will lead her to a Heel Realization in every route. Basically, whoever Byleth sides with will become the best version of themselves, though there will still be traces of gray remaining.
“Rhea a.k.a. Seiros, whose leadership has stagnated Fódlan and who has done some extremely questionable things in the name of keeping the peace and resurrecting Sothis is the big bad in cf
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mistninja · 2 years
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Jjk uwu
Yesss
1. What originally drew me to it
The clip of nobara from the first opening where shes activating her technique :)
2. What I like most and least about it
I love the magic system and how weird and unique it gets
I hate the pacing, some things feel too rushed and others too slow
3. A character I want to carry around in a little jar and study like a bug
Gojo
4. A character I couldn't care less about
The guy yuta fought (lol i dont even remember his name) with the canon thing
5. The character who gives me the greatest gender envy
Higuruma
6. A character I'd like to frame and hang on my wall and admire like a work of art
NOBARA <3
7. A character who feels like home
Yuji :)
8. The character with the greatest wasted/unexplored potential
My girl nobara HAS to come back
Kirara, UTAHIME, SHOKO, mai, uro.... theres a pattern here
9. The character I'd most enjoy feeding to a pride of ravenous lions
Naoya
10. A ship I would gladly go down with... and then become Davey Jones, so I can continue to captain said ship for eternity
Nobamaki
11. A ship that makes me want to look into the camera like I'm on The Office
Idk
12. A ship I'd like to blow to smithereens with canon cannonballs
G/johime 🤢 also ofc all the creepy shit
13. The non-canon pairing I find the most intriguing
Idk
14. The character/story arc I find the most compelling
Makiiiiiiiii
15. A character/story arc that bores me to tears
Culling Game, specially yutas part
16. A scene/moment that makes me really emotional every single time
So many.... gojos "my soul knows otherwise" and mai walking away are up there
17. The line of dialogue I quote most often
"You are me and i am you" :'(
18. A plot hole that makes me want to tear my hair out
It still doesnt make sense to me that gojo just left geto do his thing for a whole decade
19. Crossovers/AUs that pique my interest
Jjk+Naruto for comedic reasons
20. Fics/fanart I'd love to see
I want more fanart of maki and mai
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awellboiledicicle · 2 years
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More magnus thots
It took Lag approximately ten seconds to return, reappearing holding a small bag and a large book. Martin, rejuvenated somewhat by his nap, found the energy to press on from the previous question.
"Sorry, did you say a healing potion?" He sounded a touch more incredulous than intended, earning a sort of half lidded look. When she simply sat down beside him, he got the distinct impression that she was trying not to sigh at him. "Wait, seriously?"
Lag tugged open the bag and withdrew a bottle of red liquid, holding it out for inspection.
"I can call it medicine, if you'd like."
"What's in it?" He took it, gingerly, because he wasn't rude and because her hand was about the size of his face. In an attempt to ignore that fact, he looked the bottle over again. The glass was heavy, thick at the bottom and stopped with a cork. Over the earthy must of the cave, it smelled slightly like the one time he'd bought watermelon shampoo by mistake. "But IS it medicine though?"
Lag for her part simply shrugged and continued digging in the bag, her book balanced on one knee.
"If you dont know how you got here, or what it is, are you going to know what netherwart is?" He begrudgingly shook his head no. She nodded and retrieved a quill and pot of ink from the depths of the bag before flipping open the book and starting to write. "Then just trust me when I say it'll help, with the wounds at least."
She seemed entirely uninterested in his very frantic self inventory and only looked over when he started gently trying to maneuver Jon about to check him over.
"Careful."
"Of course I'll be careful!" He most certainly did not snap at the otherwise helpful lion. What he did do was slow down a bit, putting the potion aside. Given the unconcious grimace that pulled at Jon's face when he was rolled over, he'd been right to.
The most obvious injury was an angry red gash across the eye he'd gone through to end things. It wasn't bleeding, at the very least, though the edges were still ragged. His eyelid was partially split, making his sleeping eye movements rather uncomfortable to watch. Next was the rather large, unnervingly dark bruise over most of his side-- martin wasnt sure what caused that, but it could have been the landing for all he knew. Beyond that were simple small things that he assumed happened on the way out-- small nicks and scrapes where his hands fell from Martin's jumper on the way up.
He was about to ask how she'd managed to not destroy Jon during the rinsing process when she snapped the book shut and shoved it back into the bag-- which made an odd clicking noise before she closed it.
"So, confident he needs it?"
Narrowed eyes.
"How do I know you're not pulling something? It could be poison!" He picked the bottle back up and wiggled it accusingly. Martin's logic at this point was largely that of 'ensure no more harm comes to Jon' and was, fittingly, not much of a match for the reality of the situation.
Lag, seemingly unbothered by the wiggling, tilted her head. She did seem oddly amused, however.
"We both know I wouldn't need that." He didnt appreciate the suppressed snort, but he stopped wiggling the bottle. "Look, either he drinks it and heals, or the scars set in as he works through naturally-- you dont want that. They get... itchy on Builders."
A beat of silence.
"I'll try it first if you want."
Martin could accept that, if only because Jon had suffered enough scars. If this could help, it would help. If not, well he'd presumably still live.
Lag plucked the bottle put of his hand and took a swig, before handing it back. Satisfied, he very gently administered the drought to Jon. The effect wasn't as instant as Lag had implied, but it certainly evened out his breathing. The redness seemed to start draining from his eye and the thin skin of his eyelid began healing over. A good sign, but not a process he particularly wanted to watch. He settled for holding Jon's hand and turning back to Lag.
"See, no poison." She was giving another attempt at a smile and he wondered if this was just normal now. "He should be fine in a few hours. Your people tend to react slow to potions, but it should be fine."
Well, now he had no reason not to ask the several questions he had.
"What do you mean, 'your people'?" At her headtilt he continued, brow furrowing. "And the most I've ever built was a bookshelf."
She blinked for a moment before shrugging.
"You. With your short faces and... weird histories." Her tail thumped idly against the moss. Martin resisted the urge to touch his face. Seeing his confusion, she continued: "Builder is just what the books call you. Well, and the librarians but they're odd in general. The ones I've met all get weird about it, but calling you human feels weird."
The implications of that were being tucked away for the moment.
"Okay... noted." He wanted to ask what that made these librarians, but that would be rude and he'd already been rude about the potion. Instead he opted to change the subject. "What was that place where you found us, by the way?"
He was not prepared for the sudden look of excitement, nor her very toothy grin.
"That was an ancient city! From what I could find before you statyed making noise, i think it could have been named Ent! I think that was the name, I need to show my friend Klein the rubbing I took-- I cant tell the vowels and accents apart yet, so it could be Ant." She squinted a mental before wiggling a bit, hands waving a little. "BUT, the point is you were in the residential quarter! I've never found one so intact before, most of the houses weren't even fully overcome with skulk! Which is a real miracle because--"
Martin was beginning to have flashbacks to Jon's emulsifier talk, with far fewer recognizable words.
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jason-toddbandit · 2 years
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An apocalypse planet the worst place to be stuck on. The lions a
An apocalypse planet the worst place to be stuck on. The lions are down and the communicators aren't working. Lance is going crazy Keith is getting annoyed and pidge well pidge is befriending the planets animals. Surprisingly they aren't deadly like their planet. It has been 24 hours since they crash landed and they are trying to save the food so they don't run out before their rescued.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH"
"......"
"Lance please be quiet I have a headache"
"AHHHH- wait galra can get headaches"
".........Lance I'm part human"
"Oh right well uh...."
Lance opens his mouth to scream again but before any sound gets out keith takes him into the dirt. While they are fighting pidge is trying to get everything working again while still petting a fox like animal. Everytime she takes her hand off of it, it starts crying loudly, louder than Lance.
"I GOT IT" pidge jumps up disrupting the animal
"Oh sorry Balthazar" at this point Keith and Lance are laying on the ground tired from fighting
"Balthazar are you kidding me that's a horrible name" Lance sits up with a disgusted face
"Well he liked me first not you so I get not name it"
"that's not how it works pidgeeee!!!!"
"OKAY OKAY stop we'll name the animal later, pidge what did you get"
"Oh right so I figured out where we are and how we got here"
"We are on a planet named 81x432 otherwise known as Erifort, it's the size of the milkays gas giants but dosent hold the same properties, that's all thats been recorded so far"
"Great so we are on a planet that we have no idea what's with us.. good good great I love it im so happy"
Keith talks over Lance asking pidge if there is a way out
"According to my data the only way we can get out is through a black hole"
"Okay that's not so bad let's get the lions up and running-
"A black hole that travels 3 ticks and appears every 50 deca-phoebs"
"AHHHHHHHH"
-time skip 12 hours-
The padalins are all sitting around, Balthazar is curled up around Keith
"My skin is drying up im going to die and breakout"
"Lance your not going to die its only a matter of time until the castle find us"
Lance stands up
"PIDGE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM GOING TO DIE WITH ACNE"
.......
"Ok pidge how many hours has it been since we arrived"
"Um hold on let me see.... OK carry the one divide the 2 and we have been here for I have no clue long"
"What?!"
"Yeah sorry but I can't figure out how time works here yet so who knows it could have been a year off this planet and only a day here"
"UGH not again I'm tired of fake aging"
"What???"
"Hmm never mind its a long story"
"Okay well I'll listen to it later but for now let's play a game"
"Sure what do you propose"
"Um spin the bottle"
"NO"
"Fine how about truth or dare"
..... "sure" "yeah that's fine"
"Okay okay I'll go first umm Keith truth or dare"
Keith stares at Lance for a long time debating his options
"Oh what ever truth"
"Ugh no I wanted you to choice dare but is it true that your 4'5 ft"
"What Lance no its not true"
"Shh it's your turn"
"Okay pidge-"
"Dare"
"I- I didn't even get to-"
"Dare"
"Um okay I Dare you to go scream something into the abyss"
Pidge shrugs and gets up
"I HATE SPACE GOOOOOO"
While she screams bathalazar start howling with her
"HAH that was easy"
"OK my turn Lance truth or dare"
"Uh lance?"
"There there there's A TORNADA COME STRAIGHT FOR US"
They all look to where Lance is pointing and scramble up
"GET INTO A DITCH AND HOLD YOUR NECK HURRY"
The tornado like thing passes where they just sat and goes straight for the lions
"QUIZNAK THE LIONS WHAT DO WE DO"
as their all yelling the lions get swept up into the tornad and flung out of eye sight, the tornado whips away from them so they come out of the ditch
"We are so screwed"
-another Time jumpppp-
"There's 10 bottles of beer on the wall 10 bottles of beer"
"Take one down pass it around"
"And there's 9 bottles of beer on the wall"
As they continue singing they miss the beeping coming from pidges laptop, so Balthazar takes it and drops it on lances face
"HEY"
"Wait there's a beeping, what is it"
"THATS MY COMUNICATOR THEY FOUND US"
"Zhzz pidge come In zhzzz pidge can you hear us"
"Shiro Shiro!! We can hear you affirmative"
"Good we are dropping into you zhzz location now stay put"
The castle appears from the layers of smoke and lands 10 feet away from them.
"HUNKKKKK PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE FOOD IM SO HUNGRY"
"HAH of course I do I made some new recipes while you all were gone"
"Uh guys"
"YES THANK YOUUUU"
"guys-"
"WE ARE STARVINGGGGG"
"PALADINS!!!... where are the lions"
"Oh yeah about that..." Pidge goes into a really dramatic story telling
"Okay so we need to find 3 lions with 2 lions great"
"Alright pidge hunk go in the yellow lion Lance Keith your with me"
They all go into their respective lions and set off
"Okay im sending the coordinates of the lions now"
"Alright let's get them and hurry back im afraid another storm will pass through"
-black Lions team-
"Wait what is that" Lance gets close to the lions window in shirts space
"Lance... get back"
"Oh right sorry but I found red"
They land and keith quickly gets into red
"Keith take Lance your fastest and we need to get out of here soon ill report back to the castle"
"On it Shiro"
"You got it"
-yellow lions team-
.....
"Do you think allura would let me take an alien fox on the castle"
"YOU HAVE A FOX"
"Well kinda his name is Balthazar he just showed up when we landed and kinda stuck with us, and I don't want to leave him"
"I think it should be fine as long as he dosent eat mice"
"Yeah- PUNK THERE THERE" pidge screams while climbing on hunks seat to see better
"Alright moving in"
"Shiro we found green well report back in 10 dobashes"
"Good stay close to each other a storms coming"
"You go it"
-red Lion-
..........." do you hate me"
"What?"
"Do you hate me Keith"
"What no of course not why would i"
"I- I don't know I jsut thought you might cause I'm always acting cocky and I just ugh never mind"
"Lance what are you going on about were team mates I can't hate you I mean yeah your sometimes annoying but all of you are"
"Yeah right heh let's just forget I asked"
During this talk the moved closer and closer almost about to-
'BING'
"AH oh uh heh we found blue"
"Oh yeah um I'll just yeah uhhuh"
When Keith lands Lance stumbles out almost tripping 5 times
They both are bright red
Before Lance bords the blue lion Keith runs out and grabs Lances cheeks
"You know what quiznak it"
Keith kisses Lance amd it's wonderful Lance would say sparks flew Keith would say thats not physically possible Lance almost-
"Ahem very happy for you guys but uh let's remember to turn off our mics next time"
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"Yep right"
"Yeah okay uhuh"
They both part alwardly and just stare at each other
"So you want to go on a date"
Keith stares at Lance and smiles softly
"Yeah I want to go on a date"
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mamawolfblood · 3 years
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Total drama Surprise
14 Brunch of Disgustingness
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… A note from a secret admirer got Gwen and Bridgette up in each other’s business. DJ accidentally knocked his boy Trent off the airplane, sending him deep into the Earth’s crust. Leshawna showed everybody how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride. Harold showed himself to be an ace flag-catcher, until he caught sight of Heather’s… unmentionables, causing him to crash his way right off the island, but not without a little canoodling time with the fair Leshawna. And now, let’s see what’s in store for our campers on this week’s episode of Total. Drama. Island!
Iris found it odd that Chef did want her help today for breakfast. Walking and sat on the dock looking at the moon. It was calm a peaceful just the gentle sound of water. "You couldn't sleep either?" Duncan said making the teen jump. He chuckled sitting behind me. His arms wrapped me into a warm embrace. His chin ontop of her head. No words needed to be spoken they just watch the sun rise.
It was something she didn't want to end but nothing lasts forever. The campers made their way to the mess hall. Before Iris could enter Duncan grabbed her arm. "Duncan what is it?" She asked looking up at him. But the carage he gathered soon turned to cold feet making him let go. "Nothing let's see what your dad has up his sleeve today." Damb so close but no big deal. The girl thought stepping inside sitting with her team.
Iris pov
My dad  Was acting weird whenever someone tried to ask about food.  Chef would snicker and laugh along with him. " OK seriously enough, what is wrong with the two of you?" I asked making them look at me. Its no secret I get cranky when I don't get food.
Chris: Congratulations to the remaining ten campers for reaching the halfway mark in the competition! You’ll all be on the jury for the final episode.
Geoff: We got the power! Yeah!
Chris: The two teams will become one next week. But first, all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week’s challenge is as old as history itself. A battle of the sexes [Lindsay blows a raspberry at the guys] After everyone is settled in, I’ll announce the challenge. And then, you’ll have an uh… bite to eat.[He and Chef snicker] Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off. [everyone cheers] It’s all for reward and it’s a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let’s move! [He and Chef snicker]
Heather started kissing up to Bridgette. It was sickening to watch so I got up and left.
(Confessional: Bridgette)
Bridgette: I was a bit worried about being the only new girl on the team. Then I figured it can’t be that bad. I don’t buy that hype about how well guys get along and how catty girls can be.
(Confessional Off)
I was sitting outside when Bridgette walked over. "Hi Bridgette have fun in the lions den." I said before laughing.
Leshawna: Nobody’s leaving until I find out who ate my pudding pockets!
Heather: I ate them. So what?
Leshawna: Whoa! Pump the brakes a minute! You’re “so what”ing me? That’s my food. No one touches my food!
Heather: Whatever, deal with it. It serves you right for leaving your junk everywhere, especially that. That is bugging me.
Leshawna: Yeah, it’d bug me too if I didn’t have anything in the front or in the back to shake.
Heather: Yeah? Well, you’ve got so much junk in your trunk, your jeans should come with a trash compactor!
Leshawna: Ooh! You want a piece of this?
Bridgette: Uh-oh.
Heather: Bridgette! It’s so good to see you! Come in, come in! Welcome to our cabin. We’re like a big family in here.
Gwen: Big and dysfunctional.
Heather: Anything you need, just yell.
Bridgette: Thanks for the awesome welcome, Heather.
Lindsay: Welcome to the club! It’ll be so much fun! As long as you do everything Heather says. Ow!
Heather [after she laughs] : Yeah, we love joking around here at girls cabin. I made sure your bunk was next to mine–
Lindsay: Hey! That’s my bed. Ow!
Heather: So we can talk and share and really get to know each other.
Bridgette: Okay, yeah! Hey, thanks everybody, I can’t wait to get to know all of–
Heather: Okay! Plenty of time to chat later! Let’s unpack.
Lindsay: This is great! I bet we’re getting along way better than the guys.
I honestly hope things are going well. This den of vipers is about to explode. If on cue I heard this.
Bridgette: Let’s build bridges, not walls!
Heather: Take your pick.
dramatic music plays as Bridgette picks Gwen and Leshwana's side
Heather: You just dug your own grave.
Bridgette: Let’s try to get along, okay? Otherwise, the guys are going to cream us, don’t you get it? Tough room.
[Chef and Chris snicker]
Heather: Stop doing that!
Chris: Let’s just tell them… Today’s challenge is… The Brunch of Disgustingness! You’ll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross. Just that it’ll likely be… gross.
Chef: Tell them what they’ll get if they win, Chris!
Chris: The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort where they’ll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight and spend the next two days here. On Total Drama Island. With Chef.
The first round was bull testicles and the point went to the girls. Oh those boys could handle a little meatball.
Chris: The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys! And now, the next course in… The Brunch of Disgustingness! You guys like pizza?
Owen: I could eat pizza any time with anything on it!
Chris: Anything? How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?
Owen: I could eat pizza any time with anything on it!
Chris: How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?
Ok even I thought it was gross please do let me get sick.
Leshawna couldn't eat it giving the guys a point making us tied. The girls freaked on her but honestly not a big deal. "Guys its not a big deal. We will win the next round so stop complaining.
(Confessional: Chef)
Chef: I was excited about the next dish. I made it from scratch.
(Confessional Off)
Chris: All right, who’s ready for the third course? Spaghetti! Well, actually, Earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs.
I barfed when it was placed infront of me.
(Confessional )
Iris- WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!
*static *
(End of Confessionals)
The guys got another point and now I am getting aggravated.
Chris: All right everybody. Time for course number four. No nine-course meal would be complete without soup. Today’s special is French Bunyon soup with hangnail crackers.
(Confessional: Geoff)
Geoff: I think they just use stuff from Chef’s bathroom floor.
(Confessional Off)
Bridgette gasps
DJ strains to eat
Trent gags
Lindsay: I didn’t even taste it.
Chris: The girls win again![Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, and Lindsay cheer] The score’s now tied up at two.
(Confessional: Bridgette)
Bridgette: I think the girls really made a breakthrough as a team.
(Confessional Off)
The rounds continue and the barfing too. But we made it to the final round.
"Oh god I think I'm going to be sick." I said trying to hold it down but I dont think I can.
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hris: Wow, it’s still tied up. We’re down to the last course in the challenge. It’s delicious dolphin wieners. Hot dogs made of dolphin.
Bridgette [after she gasps] : But dolphins are our friends!
Heather: What are you waiting for? It’s already dead. If you don’t eat it, we don’t win.
Bridgette: Ooh, I can’t! I’m a surfer! I swim with dolphins!
Heather: Eat it!
Bridgette: No! I’m not doing it. You can’t pressure me.
The hell we can't grabbing a hot dog off the plate, and then proceeded to shove it down her throat.
"I'M NOT LOSING THIS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GROW A PAIR! THE DAMB THING IS DEAD SO SUCK IT UP AND STUFF YOU FUCKING FACE!" They all looked at me Bridgette had tears in her eyes. She coughed it all up.
DJ: I’m with you sister. I’m not eating no dolphin.
(Confessional : Chef)
Chef: I slave over a hot stove cooking dolphin. No appreciation!
(Confessional Off)
Chris: Okay, enough. We’ll solve this by having an eat-off. The one who can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle. On your mark, get set, go!
Owen and Leshwana drink the cockroaches.
Leshawna groans two times
Chris: Owen wins!
DJ, Duncan, Geoff, and Trent cheer
Leshawna groans
Heather: Leshawna, you are completely useless!
Leshawna: Oh, uh-oh, something’s coming up. [puking]
DJ pukes
Trent:pukes
Chef: Grr… [retches]
Chris retches
Duncan and Geoff Puke
The “elimination” music plays.
Chris: The guys are the big winners today. And the girls go their separate ways. Two definitive cliques have been cemented. [Heather grunts and the door rattles] For now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge? Tune in on Total. Drama. Island!
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well i got home a lot earlier than i thought i would today, which i’m happy for seeing as the place was filled to the brim with people not wearing masks. like this place is normally decently busy this time of year but it was packed to the goddam brim today for some reason. anyway! i took pictures of the place for reference, and whenever i get around to carving the pumpkins we picked out i’ll share pics of that as well. this is lowkey going to be an advertisement for the place because if you ever visit the central valley you really should come around here, especially if you are/have kids it’s amazing. starting from the top.
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[image description: a picture of a creek bluff. in the foreground are some ground brush cast in shadow. in the middle ground is some long yellow grasses in patchy sunlight taking up the space where a creek would run if there was rain around here (california). slightly up the hill is a small footbrigde connecting a path that goes from left to right along the side of the bluff. just behind it in the background is the side of a small hill that’s covered in the same long yellow grass from before, and the sky is clear and blue where at the top of the bluff. scattered throughout are oak trees, some small and young, and a few that are old, tall, & mighty. end image description.]
y’all are so lucky i managed to get pictures without people there were so damn many. my older brother was freaking out the entire time about catching corona (he’s nd but he’s in denial about it) and ive decided that for the sake of this post & onwards i’ll be referring to my older brother as Idon & my younger brother as Dr. Lion given that those are dumb unused nicknames we have for each other and it’s easier than referring to them as my older & younger brother all the time. anyway the whole area is set up in this lil creekbed area and normally when it’s winter & it’s not hot n stuff (twas decently hot today, tshirt shorts & no jacket weather in the sun) there’s a bit of water that runs through it. the rest of the time it’s dry and people will walk straight to it to get to the bluffside trail that features a handful of small attractions like a tiny castle, tunnel, metal slide, & other things that appeal to all the children that can fit in them. this place is basically the hotspot for any and all children in this county youve just gotta come here some time it’s so damn fun. there’s even a swinging rope bridge over the creek that leads to the bluffside trail that’s raised way up in the air and is an honestly harrowing experience for every kid who goes across it i could talk about this place for hours. i havent even brought up the train line that goes around the tree farm & things at the top of the bluff. anyway
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[image description: a picture of a pumpkin patch, taken from behind a few stalks of corn. the field is full of pumpkin plants with their large, green leaves extended into the air, though there’s no pumpkins visible. there are various flowers i believe to be carnations dotted throughout the patch, in shades of  light pink, magenta, orange, and red, and a few stalks of corn also grow in the patch. in the distance a field of corn that doubles as a small maze grows off to the right, and lining the background is a row of large trees that grow along the creekbed behind them. the sky is bright blue & clear from the upper left part of the picture it can be seen in. end image description]
so one attraction of this place (one thing that gives it such an appeal to people who want aesthetic pictures for instagram & whatnot) is that they always set up little pumpkin people all over the place, taking various poses. when i say pumpkin people i mean basically scarecrows, clothing stuffed with straw & posed doing things, but with pumpkins for heads. most of them are out of the way enough that people cant mess with them but can take pictures like i did here. oh can you not see it? well let me just zoom in for you-
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[image description: a zoomed in picture of the scene described above. clearly shown is a scarecrow-type figure with a pumpkin for a head standing up in the field. it’s wearing a rather nondescript grey shirt, blue jeans, and a floppy brown farmer’s hat. it’s surrounded by pumpkin plants, carnations, & corn stalks, with a corn field to the back & more large trees casting shadows to the back, as indicated above. there are also some large leaves from corn plants directly in front of the camera where it’s taking the picture, taking up a large chunk of the picture. end image description]
here it is! this is the only one i took a picture of because it was the only one i could possibly find the time to capture without it being swarmed by other people. i was really lucky to take these pictures without anyone in the background here it’s honestly hard to tell from what i’m showing but there was an obscene amount of people there, hence why we barely spent 1.5 hours there. i suspect idon’s unending stream of complaints and fretting and honest request to tell every member of our extended family that we’d have to quarantine for the next 2 weeks got us out a bit faster than we wouldve otherwise done but eh. that stuff’s especially ironic considering dr lion’s going back to physical school starting this week but hey what can ya do. we wore our masks. homemade by my mother because she had nothing better to do the first few weeks of quarantine and now i’m just rambling about my home life. moving on
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[image description: a picture of a string of lightbulbs, focused on one in particular that’s completely shattered. behind, various trees, oaks being the only ones i can name, fill up almost the entire background. blue sky can be seen through the branches of a tree to the upper right portion of the picture. for the most part only the lightbubs & the tree closest to it, taking up the rightmost portion of the photo, are illuminated by the sun. end image description]
this is making me realize i didnt take many good pictures. i only took this one because ive got a story behind it but hey i’ll be coming back this winter to pick out a pine tree probably bc they double as a pine tree farm as well as a pumpkin patch and general creekbluff attraction so i can get some better pictures of the area when there’s less people. hopefully. anyway you see how that lightbulb’s broken? well i being the lil aspiring biologist i am saw a bone lying in the dirt next to our car when we were leaving and immediately picked it up. it was picked clean, almost certainly by ants or something, and i was kinda hoping it was the product of some owl because there are a lot of those in the area around the creek, but my family decided twas but the product of some other family’s picnic there. what it was doing in the parking lot i’d love to know, but i couldnt bring it with me (”that’s disgusting” it’s picked clean dirty & dusty lying in the dirt i guarantee it’s not got anyone’s dna on it any more but that of the chicken it came from) so i take a step closer to the treeline to throw it away. and then of course where does it go after i release it from my hand but directly into one of the lightbulbs hanging up by a string all along the outside of the parking lot. whoopsy. so of course i take a picture as soon as i’m done explaining it to my family & freaking out about doing actual damage to this beloved creek pumpkin patch/pine tree farm. then we have a brief argument on whether to tell the staff about it (there’s actual broken glass what else can we do) and so we drive up to the guy sitting there watching people leave, giving directions, our mom rolls down the window, and i, on the opposite side of the car from him, barely get out a proclamation along the lines of “there’s a broken lightbulb down in the parking lot with glass on the ground” he says “ok sure” and we leave. it takes me like 5 minutes to calm down from that which i dont get because we do a whole expedition up to the top of the bluff to see the construction theyre doing to the train line that theyve been working on for years & we dont even get out of the car to walk around because a. social distancing we already took off our masks & they have to be tied on it’s too much work to put it back on and b. the sheer number of cars there was menacing so we just sorta drove around and glanced down the side of the bluff to the best of our abilities. god that’s a damn paragraph. it’s been an hour. <3 i guess
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sim-songs · 4 years
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“hi, I’m not from the US” ask set
So I wanted to answer all of these, because why not you know? @dreamsongsims now you can learn more about Belgium ;)
It’s under the read more so I don’t clog up your dashboards.
1. favourite place in your country? Honestly my home. I am living in Antwerp right now with the bf and I honestly love it, even though we aren’t really going outside much right now bc of the virus. I do miss the green and the “not city” smell haha
2. do you prefer spending your holidays in your country or travel abroad? I am okay with both. My family always goes on vacations during holidays, the last few years we’ve gone to Thailand for example but I’m more interested in staying closer to home. I LOVE Norway and want to go on holiday there again but it’s expensive.
3. does your country have access to sea? Yes. 67 kilometers of ugly “badsteden” lol (literally means bathing towns). To be honest I like the coast in the Netherlands better because it isn’t as gray and superficial.
4. favourite dish specific for your country? A nice “frietje van de frituur” (french fries), specifically a “frietje speciaal”, that’s french fries with ketchup, mayo and thinly sliced onion.
5. favourite song in your native language? I hate Belgian music, absolutely despise every Dutch song on the radio. But if I have to pick one its Goud from Bazart, it’s an older song by now but it’s one of the few I did not mind listening to.
6. most hated song in your native language? As soon as I read this I immediately thought of Banaan from Jebroer. Just shudders ugh. But really all Dutch songs in this style.
7. three words from your native language that you like the most? I’m gonna paste my earlier answer here: Hmm that's a hard one for me... Gezellig is a word I've always liked bc it doesn't have a real translation, just like cozy or smt. Another one I like is grassprietjes, meaning blades of grass bc it sounds funny and kinda rolls of the tongue and non dutch people will never be able to properly say that! and a third is eenzaam, meaning lonely. I don't really know why I like that one tbh
8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom? I don’t really remember ever being confused for another nationality. I have read that Dutch sounds like German on crack, and that Belgian Dutch is easier than Netherlands Dutch for foreigners.
9. which of your neighbouring countries would you like to visit most/know best? Visit most: France and Germany, I have been to them both already but never for long and a long time ago. Know best: Probably the Netherlands. We share a language after all so we share some cultural things! (Does Temptation Island count as a cultural thing lol?)
10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language? Mmm tough one to answer, because me and my bf are big English speakers so most of our swearing is of the “fuck” variety. I like “godverdomme” (god dammit) and what my dad sometimes says “godverdomme miljaarde nondeju” (there is literally nothing I can do to translate this)
11. favourite native writer/poet? I can’t think of any poets, but I like the writer Valerie Eykmans, specifically the book “Verloren Maandag”
12. what do you think about English translations of your favourite native prose/poem? So I really like “Het Weer” by Hugo Claus, I even have a poster in our living room with the poem in his handwriting.
Weather
How was the weather in the country without you? At first mist fell over the concrete mountains.
Then the sun hung like mist over the mother-of-pearl sand.
Then the sky moved and became clammy as your armpits.
A lightning closed my teeth.
And everywhere the smell rose of the big animals that don't exist
unless in the ringing of your ear, in the rustle of your hair.
That's how it was back there without you. You are the air pressure and the dew and the snow in my skull.
It does not rhyme much in Dutch, it’s more about the rhythm of the words, so as far as the translation goes it’s pretty accurate in it’s contents but the rhythm is definitely off in the translated version
13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders? What immediately comes to mind is the whole “Sinterklaas” problem where every year the discourse starts again whether or not the “Zwarte Pieten” are racist. Honestly not gonna comment on that because it’s not my place to feel offended or otherwise about this issue. Another thing that’s a bit more lighthearted is the “jaarmarkt” in our hometown, it’s like a big market that always finds place on the first sunday of the year. There’s a “stoet” (procession) with the walking orchestra, horses, horses and carriages, dogs and a whole load of tractors all going to get blessed at the church where the pastor throws holy water on everyone passing by. I have a love hate relationship with this tradition because it’s always freezing, and the tractors take forever to end. Oh and the main street of our town is completely closed of and there’s a big market with stalls in the street and everyone gets drunk of of the “jenevers” from the Scouts stalls lol.
14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV? Not really, the only thing I used to watch was “Helden van Hier: Brandweer” (Heroes from here: fire brigade), it was just following the fire brigade around to fires and what not.
15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get? ah je moe kakken moe je kakken he 😉
16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with? Hate: Belgians are small-minded people not interested in anything going on outside of their home. Just not true at all. Sure there are people like that but every country has those. Agree: Belgians are hard to get to know. I hear this one a lot and I can see why people say that.
17. are you interested in your country’s history? Copied from an earlier answer: I am interested in history in general, it was one of my favourite classes in high school. I do like learning about Belgian history, mainly because Belgian history is, in one term, a messy bitch
18. do you speak with a dialect of your native language? Yes, I speak with a “Kempisch” accent, but in general I’m still pretty understandable.
19. do you like your country’s flag and/or emblem? what about the national anthem? I really don’t care about our flag, the Flemish Lion is being overly politicized to exclude the Walons lately and our national anthem is meh, no one can sing it and it’s more of a joke to people my age I think.
20. which sport is The Sport in your country? Soccer (or football idk) and veldrijden (literally field riding, but cyclo-cross as the translation) GO Wout van Aert! (idc abt sports but he’s local to me so)
21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be? I’m not sure if this means you want to get rid of it or if you want to memorialize it? Getting rid of “Manneken Pis” because he’s stupid and memorializing an entire classic “frietkot”
22. what makes you proud about your country? what makes you ashamed? Proud: Our cultural diversity and lately our banding together during the crisis Ashamed: All the racists (looking at you Vlaams Belang)
23. which alcoholic beverage is the favoured one in your country? BEER, ALL THE BEER
24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country? Honestly our own nation is most joked about for good reasons. Flemish joke about the Walons and vice versa, and everyone jokes about the joke that is our government.
25. would you like to come from another place, be born in another country? I’m happy where I’m at now, so no.
26. does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal? I have never seen any prominent representation of Belgian in a Hollywood movie.
27. favourite national celebrity? Probably Tom Waes
28. does your country have a lot of lakes, mountains, rivers? do you have favourites? We dont have much haha, we have rivers, most notably “De Shelde” which runs though Antwerp not too far from my apparment.
29. does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country? Flemish and Walons have always had beef, so yeah.
30. do you have people of different nationalities in your family? I had a phase where I was into genealogy and it’s safe to say I’m one of the most Belgian Belgians out there lol, especially on mothers side her family literally has been living in the same place since the 1600′s and my grandparents had never seen the ocean until my parents took them.
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vixenofthemist · 5 years
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I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP AND CHARACTER PROFILES ARE OUT AHHHH
Im gonna mostly talk about the Golden Deer bc I've been waiting for forever for SOMETHING about them and now I have it I'm gonna run.
But some of my thoughts on the other houses:
Black Eagles: Nothing really caught my attention other then they have the most people without crests, and Dorothea hates herself :<
Blue Lions: Well... that certainly confirms the theory that the Childhood Friends don't accept Dedue very well aosjsj Sylvain is the only one who doesn't seem to have a problem with Dimitri no wonder he's so willing to work on his womanizing he's the only friend who isn't judging him (bc Ingrid HAS to not like that Dimitri has Dedue as a retainer and even if it didn't sour their relationship completely it had to have put some strain on it. No wonder she and Felix are seen together so often aksjsj). ALSO ANNETTES A SWEET ANGEL.
OK Now Onto the Golden Deer akjsjs (I'm on mobile or else I'd put a read more sorry akdjsj)
FIRST OF ALL- THIS???
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DOESN'T SHE MENTION AN OLDER BROTHER IN THE ADVICE BOX??? I could be remembering it wrong but I SWEAR she was like "i have to write my brother but I dont know what to write him about so tell me". Someone please explain is my memory bad or is Hilda submitting false facts to the ask box for fun?
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Hilda is definitely that girl who said "um excuse me we're having a conversation. Rude." To a teacher when they tried to stop her talking in class aksjaj
I love how persuasion is right in the middle of her otherwise totally normal likes lol i can just hear her listing off her likes and just saying that aloud so casually and the person she's talking to is just like "excuse me- wait what was that one in the middle??" "Fashion :>"
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RAPHAEL HAS A BABY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT RAPHAEL HAS A BABY SISTER AHHHHHHHH HE MUST BE SUCH A GOOD BIG BRO!! PLEASE LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO HER IF SOMEONE EVEN LOOKS AT HER FUNNY I WILL DELETE THEM
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ASSJSHAJS Lorenz likes Monitering Claude LMAO, its his #1 hobby. Also we finally have a reason to have a rivalry with Black Eagles- Lorenz hates coffee but Hubert loves it. (Also he hates vulgarity lmao bet there was at least 1 time where Leonie and Claude just swore constantly around him for an entire day alsjsj)
Also what is a worthy women and how much do you wanna bet he's been slapped in the face for phrasing it like that bc he absolutely has to have been socked at least once.
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Ignatz hates lightning and there better be some good found family fics of the Golden Deer helping him distract himself during storms!!
(Also he seems to really like the church so wonder how that goes with Claude aksjs)
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Lysithea still adorable, loves sweets and cute things and hates bitter food aksjjss also hates anything physcially laborious what a gigantic mood
Ashe also hates ghost and as someone who thinks they'd be adorable together I love the idea that they're the couple that go see a disney movie while the others go watch horror (but they still get scared by the wind that night and call Mercedes to come take care of the ghost aksjjs).
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Leonie's is exactly how I thought it'd be aksjsj don't have a lot to say except she's the big sister of the group and has for sure punched Lorenz in the face
Marianne and Claude are at the bottom bc they're my favorites and I have a lot to say about them akshshs
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Ladakdjsj why does "long rides" make me think of a dating profile?? "Hi my name is Claude Von Riegan, I love long rides on the beach and tactically scheming as the sunsets. Pick me and I'll let you grasp any part of me you want."
Anyway SO pumped to finally have stuff coming out about Claude aksjsjs after what feels like years of just getting scraps we're finally getting some gosh dang FOOD and we DESERVE IT
His dislikes are interesting, like its so clear he doesn't trust the gods at ALL kasjjs and he clearly has a reason for that which I'm sure will come out in the main plot since its all about the church who are just a bunch of people blindly following Seiros akdjs
(Also who's gonna tell him he's in a fire emblem game and is just as subject to the rng gods as the rest of us? Leaving things to chance is the underlying tagline of the combat system cause sure you have a 95% to hit but there's still a chance you won't 🙃)
Love that he likes poetry, he is the guy who can rehearse shakespear by heart but mostly just spouts the existential stuff but will whip out a real romantic verse when the moments right (unlike Lorenz who only remembers the romantic stuff). Definitely is the guy who writes haiku jokes using haiku's and it drives everyone else crazy. Also I hc that he means long rides on his wyvern and not a horse bc ever since I saw that he can become a wyvern rider I can't not think of him as one akssj (I'm calling the wyvern Goldy the Golden Good Boy of the Von Riegans, Goldy for short, becauze it makes me laugh akdjsj.)
Also wtf does planning feasts mean??? What does planning a feast entail?? Is this just a medieval way to say he likes to party??
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MARIANNE'S #1 DISLIKE IS HERSELF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO DID THIS TO HER WHERE ARE THEY AND HOW PREPARED ARE THEY FOR THESE HANDS???
PLEASE LET ME BE ABLE TO GIVE HER A HUG INTSYS!!!
Ok calming down I am SO fascinated by Marianne, cause she clearly has so much story to her and I for one can't wait to find it all out. Cause she's so different from the other nobles, all of them are quite confident and loud (in personality and color) but shes the exact opposite, and we don't even know what her crest is so we can't figure out who her birth family are and what happened to them that made her get fostered by the Edmunds. And the Edmunds themselves are just another hole because how do they treat her? I cant imagine its good? But perhaps it is and whatever happened to her birth family is why she's so depressed and lacks self confidence? Akjdkss Ok I'm just rambling now I'll stop but long story short I'm hyped to play Golden Deer and see what her relationship is with the rest of the house xD (especially Claude bc they have such different viewpoints on the gods and the church so their supports are gonna be interesting aksjjs)
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zodiacrant · 5 years
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Stereotypes explained:
Sagittarius
Bites more than they can chew: Sagittarius loves to explore and wants to learn from things but they prefer to go to the top and all the way instead of going slow and learn. So say if they play a new video game they’ll skip the tutorial and play the game on the highest level.
Word vomiting and doesn’t know their place: Sagittarius have a sense of ideals that people may not understand but they apply, so say they heard you talk about someone then in front of that someone you were acting nice they get angry because they feel lied to and manipulated. Sagittarius believes in the hard bitter truth over the sweet lies so they won’t change that just because you don’t feel so, however like any person they can violate other people’s space or privacy but they’ll understand and respect you if you tell them off.
They live in their own world in their head and think everything in there is the same as the entire world logic: aren’t we all? Expect they don’t shy away from it and may over confidently voice it.
Capricorn
Emotionless and cold: “the most ruthless were the most kindest “, something I believe is the case with many earth signs and especially Capricorns. It may seem like they don’t care but it’s mostly a defense mechanism which they use to make sure you’ll go all the way for them so they’ll show you their more intimate self.
Workaholics: Capricorns May be driven towards success but not all their goals and dreams are academic or typical kind of jobs. It may seem to some that all they care about is work but they just want to fulfill their dreams.
Boring: I never understand why some people describe a whole sign as “boring”. Just because they don’t want to party every night or sneak out at night or skip school doesn’t make someone boring. Just because they don’t want to do what you wanted or them having different interests doesn’t make them boring.
Aquarius
Would do anything to be different: we all want to be different in way or the other, however it seems this stereotype comes from either a place of misunderstanding or envy. Aquarius tend to have a lot of eccentric and bold appearance and very off the wall ideas so they tend to be interested in unconventional things like art, which lead them to be quite competitive and frustrated with people not understanding them or people trying to be “cool” by being unconventional and eccentric.
Doesn’t care about anything or anyone: it may come off as such but Aquarius cares a lot actually, from people who drive crazy to those who dont say thank you when you open the door Aquarius cares about a lot of things and how they affect the world and the bigger picture so it may not look like it but they very much do.
Uncompromising and doesn’t give people a second chance: Aquarius expects people to deliver when they ask them for something or they’re working with them, they up hold themselves and others to a standard where they have to make it work or not do it at all.
Pisces
Always daydreaming: I don’t know about this and I have never known a Pisces that daydreams a lot but I have met those who forget a lot, so for as far as I know they might be trying to remember something.
Weak and a sensitive snowflake: Pisces can be sweet but calling someone weak because they’re kind or considerate is a cheap shot.
A stoner: really! Do I need to explain why this one is wrong.
Aries
Angry and short tempered: Aries is a very chill person and if you see them angry often that means they either love you so they show you their emotions or hate you and you piss them off often
Strong headed and likes to be the best: as a cardinal sign Aries is prone to be competitive and wanting to win, however, it doesn’t necessarily means that Aries would tear people to be the best and that they have to. I don’t find being strong headed as a bad thing, I find as an asset that needs to be controlled.
Bullies and dictators: a very disgusting stereotype that was put on Aries, some would even hold them accountable for certain actions that were made by a certain asshole. Stop.
Taurus
Lazy and loves to eat a lot : one of the zodiacs most known stereotype, I actually find it very funny that a very hard working sign get to be called lazy for loving to relax, Taurus is a sign of habit but that doesn’t mean they sit on their ass eating all day in matter in fact most of the Tauruses that I know ended up being successful at a younger age and got their shit together earlier and faster than their counterparts so I find it quite ridiculous.
Hates change and rigid: Taurus is a very stable sign and get very comfortable when they’re happy in their position, however you haven’t lived until you saw a Taurus change up, they changed completely and I mean completely and I am not only talking hairstyles but also friends and styles and even jobs. Yes they hate change but when they do it’s like taking the ground and flip it upside down.
An asshole towards others and doesn’t respect other opinions: as a fixed sign Taurus doesn’t take apposition very lightly, but unless they ask you for your opinion they really don’t want to hear it and unless you’re better than them at that certain thing then they’ll never going to take your advice and move on and I actually like that about them.
Gemini
Always talks and doesn’t shut up: here we’re at the most hated sign. Gemini’s have a very quick yet short term thinking span so when they get excited or talk about something they let it all out so they won’t forget about it or get over, and personally I love someone who can hold a conversation with anyone since I find it difficult myself.
Two faced and cheaters: we need to pump the brakes on this one because it’s very disgusting to call someone these things because of their sign and people actually made a sport out of making fun of Gemini’s. Gemini loves to fly and doesn’t like to be stranded and settle when they think there’s something better for them and if you’re not then they’ll leave.I have never met a cheating Gemini, all of those that I have met are actually loyal to a fault, they stand up for their friends even when they know their friends are wrong, they even stay in a horrible relationship just because they don’t want to break someone heart and give respect to their relationship.
Liars and make stories up: I think we’re all guilty of adding spice or over exaggerated a certain event to make it more interesting but Gemini’s are terrible liars and that’s why they get caught when they do, however that doesn’t mean they’re all liars just because whoever the fuck said so on their page.
Cancer
Cry babies: Probably second to Gemini on the most known stereotype, I find cancer emotionaly intelligent which most people lack. Emotional doesn’t mean someone who always cry but rather someone who understands their emotions and can describe them very well so I don’t see them crying as weakness but rather a way of relief that I wish I had honestly
Always jealous: cancers are known for their protective behavior and sometimes it may come off possessive and that it comes from a place of Jealousy but they mean well as they tend to be fearful of their loved ones get harmed or hurt. In a relationship a cancer wants to be with their partner and experience things with them so they might have a fit if you’d leave them to hang out with someone else and yes they would be jealous over you since they love however it may come off as very ridcal and immature but if they didn’t care they wouldn’t be a pain in your ass
Insecure: just like with emotions cancers are open about their struggles and tend to express them early on more so than the other signs. Just like any person they might feel not good enough or that they’re a failure and so on, but cancers care a lot about making something to fullest. As a cardinal sign they feel insecurities very often and can’t help but express them since it’s in their nature.
Leo
Narcissistic and self centered: a big misconception about Leo’s that they’re self absorbed, think they’re the best and doesn’t think about anyone else, but actually they feel very much like the worst so they act like the best to help them feel otherwise. As of the narcissistic claims Leo’s might be proud but narcissism requires a whole different kind of doucheness, as a fixed sign Leo’s are stubborn and might come off as stuck up but it’s just their confidence and big personality.
Lazy and big procrastinators: like the lion Leo’s have their ways, they love to sleep and eat and chill but when it comes down to it they turn it out and go all the way.
Must be the queen B and demands attention: this one is very stupid in its self because they associate mean girls from movies to Leo’s and I honestly have no words
Virgo
OCD: this is a mental illness and many people get offended by this whether they’re Virgos or someone who actually suffers from OCD, and I don’t tolerate such insensitivities and inconsiderate behaviors.
Stuck up: this might come from Virgos love for success, as an earth sign Virgo might come off insensitive and monotoned but it’s just how they’re and they don’t mean it to come off as such , since all earth signs value work and this might be seen since they have a confident attitude.
The mean kid in school: just because they associate signs with certain movie stereotypes that doesn’t make it applicable to a whole sign.
Libra
Whores: why? No really why? This is very gagging and not in the good way. Just because they love to look good doesn’t mean they’re asking for it.
Manipulative: Libras calm nature and hate for confrontations and loudness make them look manipulative and doing something under the table when all they want is to get out of the situation
Sympathy seekers: Libras are known for their diplomatic approach and because most people are not sometimes they want to feel understood on how they want to be say both of their friends friend but keep out of their drama without looking bad
Scorpio
Any kind of criminal label you could think of: doesn’t need an explanation to see why it’s stupid and unnecessary.
Addicted to sex: sex is a very instinctive thing but we don’t need it. Addiction to sex suggest that there’s a problem hence the word addicted and so also with this I don’t need to explain this besides that people have sex with who they want so mind what’s going on in your pants and you’ll get a significant other instead worrying about others sex life
Satan: .............................what?
So these are all the big stereotypes I know there are more but I wanted the most known and the most disgusting so let me know about other stereotypes and tell me what do you think is the reason behind each stereotype.
(please follow and share your dirt on the signs ☕️. )
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icelandicflutterby · 4 years
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Thanks for tagging me @bluedancingkittykat
rules: answer 21 questions then tag (21) people
name: i practically collect them
star sign: Pieces (how do spell?)
gender: no thank
current time: 1:44am (oh shit)
favourite artist: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH todmobile maybe?
song stuck in my head: im playing music rn so [shrug emoji]
last movie i saw: return of the king!
last thing i googled: i don’t use google anymore, i use ecosia! but also thats redundant and not what the question is, the real answer is that i forgot
other blogs: carmevandanar.tumblr.com is my art blog, but sometimes i accidentally reblog other stuff on that and dont notice. i always remove those posts when later tho
do i get asks: very rarely :(
reason for url: im icelandic, and the flutterby comes from a discussion with my dad where he told me that originally butterflies were called flutterbys. idk if thats true but it sounds pretty and i think thats what they should be called
following: am i following, or the ones following me? 197 for the former
average sleep: haha
dream job: HISTORIAN!!! I GOT ACCEPTED INTO UNI!!!!!!!
dream trip: tbh i wanna go to middle earth but we all know thats not gonna happen
currently wearing: lion king tshirt, and green cotton pants with “tiny black dots going down in lines” pattern. and socks, always wear socks bcs otherwise my feet get cold
favorite food: kfc i kidd, its homemade meatballs
instruments: what that ive played? clarinet 
favorite song: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH idk so many
@iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe @iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe @blakelywintersfield
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damn-stark · 5 years
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Lost dragon ch.13
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Episode- 7x01, 7x02
warning- none
Pairing- Podrick Payne
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The boat came to complete stop as it hit the sand. The wind here was chillier and picked up faster. I looked up at big castle. It looked haunting and strange but familiar all at the same time. It felt like home. Daenerys got off first and we followed after. She went ahead of of us and bent down to touch the sand. I walked forward closing my eyes and took a deep breath taking it all in. We all continued walking ahead and got to the main gate. Two dragon heads adorning the entrance. Once the gates were opened my face was in awe. It all looked beautiful from here. Watching the dragons fly overhead of the castle. Seeing the waves crash below.
I let my hand lightly graze other the walls. It still feels unreal that once a long time ago my family was here. My brother and I were born here. The gates to the throne are opened and Daenerys walks ahead walking toward the throne. I walk to the side and see the Stannis Bartheons Sigil. I pull it down letting hit the floor. The throne room was dark but beautiful. We all followed Daenerys into a room. It had a long table that had a map built in it. I turn my head and see the dragon head on the wall. I let my hand fall on it and let it trail the design of the dragon head. I stand next to the Daenerys as she looks at the table. She looks over at me with a determined look and then looks forward.
“Shall we begin?”
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The moment I see them I feel a smile on my face. Tyene sees me first a smile on her face grows as she sees me approaching then the rest follow her gaze. I couldn’t hold it any longer the calm and collected pace soon became a fast one. I practically jumped on her from the joy I felt. Her embrace tightened before letting me go. They all seemed to look different since the last time I saw them. First of all Tyene had more hair.
“I’ve missed you all so much.” I say to them as I go hug Nymeria next and then go to Obara. And finally landing onto Ellaria. She hugs me and gives me a kiss on my forehead.
“Sorry I didn’t have the chance to write sooner.” I apologize to Ellaria. She simply waves it off.
“Looks like you’ve been busy.” Obara says to me while looking at my Black and red dress.
“Of course she’s been busy she’s a princess now. No more hiding.” Nymeria says a smirk on her face.
“She probably forgot how to fight too.” Tyene said while trying to swing at me with her dagger. I grab her hand before she manages to hit me with it.
“Never.” I say with a smirk on my face. She pulls her hand away and puts her dagger back.
“On the other hand I’ve heard you four have been busy. Killing innocent little girls and what not.” Ellaria turns her head to look at me.
“It was Justice for Oberyns death.” She snaps narrowing her look at me. “How about you. He loved you like one of his daughters and what have you done nothing. That Imp is still alive.” I walk to get closer to her my eyebrows knotting in anger.
“It wasn’t his fault and you know that! Yes I loved Oberyn like a father because he’s the only father I knew but he died because he was careless......he wanted revenge yes but he wouldn’t hurt little girls to get it.” I snap the anger in my voice clear. She looks stunned her mouth opened slightly like if she wanted to say something but she didn’t instead with a huff she sat down and took a drink of her wine. “If you all want revenge against the Lannister’s it won’t be with Tyrion. You know how to get it and that’s why you’re here now.” I tell them calming myself. She knew I was right that’s why she stayed quiet. It was going to take long for her to accept because she’s stubborn but she knows.
“Come we have to give you something.” Tyene says as she takes me inside the ships cabin. We all four walk and she grabs a golf box. She opens and gives it to me. “This is for you.” She says. I look inside the box that contains daggers in them.
“I already have one and a sword. I don’t need this. But thank you.”
“No Look at them again.” Obara says from behind me. I take a closer look and pick one them up. I trail my finger across the blade and realize it’s Valeryian steel. The three girls step up to be in front of me. I look up at them confused and shocked.
“Why me?” I mumble.
“They were Doran’s and they were supposed to be Trystanes but they both have no need for them anymore. So we wanted you to have them.” I close the box and set it down on the table. And then pull of all of them into a tight hug.
“Thank you. I’ll use them wisely.” They laugh as they pull away.
I try to spend as much time as I can with them before I have to go back. We catch up eachother on all the stuff that happened I missed in their lives while I was gone. And I tell them my story after leaving the Capital. Ellaria eventually joins us after her anger left. We laugh and fight with one another something that’s completely normal between us. The fighting is never going to stop but we get over it. If he was here with us he would love this. All of us talking and laughing with one another. Because I know I do. Even If it’s going to last a couple minutes before we go to war. I have to enjoy this time I have with them. Even if it is just for a short amount of time before I have to leave again.
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“If you want the iron throne take it. We have an army a fleet and three dragons! We should hit Kingslanding now hard with everything we have. The city will fall within a day.” Yara Greyjoy says.
“We turn the dragons loose tens of thousands will die in the firestorm.” Tyrion answers.
“It’s called war. You don’t have the stomach for it, scurry back into hiding.” Ellaria snaps at Tyrion. Tyrion looks at her with a flash of anger.
“I know how you wage war we don’t poison little girls here. Marcella was innocent.” He tells her.
“She was a Lannister there are no innocent Lannister’s. My greatest regret is that oberyn died fighting for you.” She hisses. I finally had enough of their arguing so I stand up and push my chair back.
“That’s enough!” I yell catching both of their attentions. Giving Ellaria a warning glare.
“I am not here to be queen of the ashes.” Daenerys says turning to face us.
“That’s very nice to hear of course I can’t remember a queen who was better loved then my granddaughter. The common people loved her the nobles loved her. What is left of her now. Ashes. Commoners,nobels they’re all just children really. They won’t obey you unless they fear you.” Lady Olenna says from where’s she’s sitting. I heard what happened to her family. It was tragic. Her whole house just gone because of one person.
“I’m grateful lady Olenna for your council and grateful to all of you but you have chosen to follow me. I will not attack Kings Landing . We will not attack Kings landing.” Daenerys says making herself clear to all of them.
“Then how do you mean to take the iron throne by asking nicely.” Lady Olenna tells her. Even if she is old and still probably mourning she still finds a way to be snarky. It’s rather funny and entertaining that she is.
“We will lay siege to the capital surrounding the city on all sides. Cersei will have the iron throne but no food for her armys or the people.” Daenerys explains.
“But we won’t use Dothraki or unsullied. Cersei will try to rally the lords of Westeros by appealing to their loyalty their love for their country. If we beseech the city with foreigners we prove her point. Our armies should be Westerosi.” Tyrion explains while walking alongside the table.
“I suppose we are providing the Westerosi?” Ellaria asks.
“Yes you are. Lady Greyjoy will escort you back to Sunspear and her iron fleet will ferry the dornish army back to Kings landing. The dornish will lay siege to the capital alongside the tyrell army. Two great kingdoms united against Cersei.” I clarify them as I place the sigils where they’re going. I’m a bit nervous as I say out the plan because anything could go wrong.anything. And I don’t want to lose them.
“So your master plan is to use our armies. Forgive me for asking why did you bother to bring your own?” Lady Olenna asks directing her question to Daenerys.
“The unsullied will have another objective. For decades house Lannister has been the true power of Westeros and the seat of that power is Castly rock. Greyworm and the unsullied will sail for the rock and take it.” Tyrion says as he takes down the Lannister’s lion with a dragon head. Their eyes all turn to Daenerys and to the table.
“Do I have your support?” Daenerys asks them.
“You have mine.” Lady Greyjoy says as she straightens her position.
“Dorne is with Visenya.... and with you your grace.” Ellaria says as she looks at me. I look at her and nod. Lady Olenna simply nods in response.
“Thank you all. Lady Olenna May I speak with you alone.” I walk after Ellaria leaving Daenerys and Lady Olenna alone.
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“This is goodbye then. I’ll miss all you guys. I do wish you guys could stay.” The tears in my eyes are threatening to come out as I come and see the sand snakes off.
“We’ll see eachother again Visenya.” Ellaria tells me while giving me a hug.
“Why dont you join us. We’ll need another fighter after all you are a sand snake like us.” Nymeria tells me while punching my shoulder lightly.
“I’ve got things to do here. Otherwise I would get on that ship with you all.” I give her a hug and then go to give Obara a hug.
“We’ll see eachother again.” Obara tells me before heading to the boat.
“Until next time Tyene. We still have that game to play.” I tell her she smiles and gives me a tight hug.
“I beat you all the time theirs no point.” She teases and then heads off to the boat.
“You wish.” Nymeria tells her while pushing her which then starts to both other pushing eachother.
“Until next time and please try not kill eachother.” I wave goodbye at them and watch as they get smaller and smaller. I’ll see them again.
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rontra · 5 years
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ANONYMOUS ASKED:
i really like mwot and was wondering, do you wanna talk/loredump/etc about mwot during this blessed month of pride? (if not that's totally cool!!! i really like the au and am curious about it!)
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YES!!!!
umineko spoilers below and LONG POST KSDJDKSKD i really went infodumping......you got me right in an infodumping mood....
also im being very casual in this post so if something is like weird or vague its probably because i got tired of thinking about it and skipped ahead. SKJDSJD
mwot is an umi au and its very gay and very trans because i, a gay trans, decided it was TIME to INDULGE
LIKE A MOUNTAIN WIND FALLING ON OAK TREES also known as MWOT, MW/OT, Mountain Wind + Oak Trees, MW+OT, or literally any combination of its parts, is an eva/natsuhi au, set in a vague modern big city setting
https://rontra.tumblr.com/tagged/mountain-wind-oak-trees
it’s a comedy, mostly? it has elements of backstory transphobia and  stuff like that but that’s not really the story i want to tell with it, so  i don’t go too deeply into it in the main fic. it’s mostly comedy and Self Care: The  Story (once these nerds get around to acknowledging that self care is  good, anyway!!!!)  
Eva is 20, nb lesbian (though she doesnt know half of it to begin with). generally a bitchard at the beginning but also deeply craving that Validation. Invested in making the fic harder to write due to pronoun shenanigans (shoutout to the lengthy section of intimate emotional scenes that uses no pronouns at all for eva but is narrated by them in 3rd person)
Natsuhi is like 21 i guess because im a sucker for her having like an annoying 1-3 years on eva bc eva would get mad about it. Also she’s trans, gray-ace, hopeless romantic, generally full of “quickly raising your eyebrows and looking away while sipping your drink and thinking Yikes” energy. weaponizes indifference but is no stranger to harder means. she’s a smart cookie
Sayo is also 20, gender clown car living her best life. Presents differently depending on mood and whim
krauss is like 22 or whatever. for housekeeping’s sake, rosa and rudolf are too young to matter (8 and 10, or something like that). dont even worry about it
honestly the weirdest part of the au is eva and sayo being the same age
also this au is the origin point of me & my friends using akikaze as nat’s maiden name. the more you know!
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USHIROMIYA GOLD dishes up that yellow metal like you wouldn’t believe. led by kinzo whos so fuckin good at sniffing out that sweet sweet gold people are half convinced the man has psychic powers. Any piece of land he’s got his eyes on, he WILL get his hands on, no matter who owns it right now.
the land kinzo wants At The Moment is owned by the AKIKAZE FAMILY who have been notably on the decline recently. they’re in the economic shithole so this land is basically all they’ve got right now, so when kinzo wants it and it suddenly Has Value, they’re like “oh, shit,
anyway the deal basically shakes out that like, he gets the land and all the gold that may or may not be in it. he offers his eldest son in exchange for this land, to marry their daughter: in the bonds of marriage graciously ensuring a part of the winnings will spill over on them, while keeping them under his control without money coming into the picture.
Everything’s working out great and coming up kinzo. the deal is closed and everyone’s happy (i guess). until ONE DAY, just a few narrow weeks before the akikaze girl is set to move in with the ushiromiyas,
KINZOS
OLDEST
SON
DISAPPEARS
!!!!!
Krauss dislikes being told what to do, and his father’s ideals never lined up with his own. He thinks this entire thing is sort of fucked up and can’t live under his dad’s thumb anymore. That's why, immediately following Kinzo’s agreement with the Akikaze family, Krauss disappears. He’s just kinda left for greener pastures, to unfold his own life and pursue his own interests independent of the Ushiromiya name. He leaves behind a letter explaining it & basically he forfeits both name and inheritance, and Kinzo’s incredible deal is suddenly in jeopardy.....
obviously this is kinzo though, and all of his solutions are like, 20 times more complicated than they have to be? he’s DETERMINED to have this land so he’s like “i need an eldest son. shit rudolf is only like 9. fuck. well okay i have an eldest daughter with a deeply complicated need for validation and success entirely driven by her overall neglect at my hands“ and the rest. as they say. is history (???)
Ushiromiya Eva always saw Krauss as unworthy of the inheritance, and to her, his disappearance confirms this. She grew up always being made to feel inferior to her older brother, usually being ignored in favor of him, and it's bred a complex need for validation in her. Her values and strengths are more like Kinzo’s than her brother’s, and Kinzo recognizes this in the wake of Krauss’ disappearance.
basically he concocts this really wild scheme where eva has to pretend to be his oldest son and marry this girl or whatever so he can seal this stupid gold deal and she’s like “well lol if i get to be family heir” and hes like “yes that’s what im saying” and shes like “awesome let’s do it”
all of the servants are in on it too of course. specifically kinzo enlists SAYO who works there as normal staff and isn’t otherwise tangled into this family’s mess in any way whatsoever. she’s just here to serve tea and looks. anyway he’s like “you work on this with eva--i mean evan, my son, you must have misheard--and eva you have to listen to whatever yasuda says” and eva is like “that last part will not be frustrating for me at all”.
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Yasuda as reigning Household Gender Presentation Expert is like “i think i just got orders from the master to bully eva?” and eva is like “i wish i could fire you but my dad just banned me from doing that” and then gradually...over the course of the project......they become....friends.........
(the au is tagged eva & sayo for a reason. they become FRIENDS!!)
mostly its just various combinations of shkanon dunking on eva and its all VERY good.
during all these shenanigans we make some startling realizations like “gender euphoria is a hell of a drug” and stuff, which is extremely harrowing for everyone (note: not for everyone. just for eva, who makes 10,000 realizations every day, and should not have been counted.)
(ok sidenote did anyone else put on their first binder & go like “hmmm. i live here now” because. mood. im projecting entirely into this fic)
Gender Clown Car yasuda (currently as lion) is like “you know there’s like more than 2 genders” and eva’s like “you fucking wehat”.
i also make a REALLY INVOLVED JOKE ABOUT CASTIGLIONI GOLD, THE RIVAL COMPANY, and how BEATRICE’S KID LOOKS A LOT LIKE LION, and EVERYONE thinks this is all VERY funny
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(i would like to see it. also kinzo owes beatrice castiglioni $20 and she’s never let him forget it.)
now wrapped up in this stupid impostor scheme AND full of big wild nonbinary energy AND!! WITH AN INFURIATING NEW FRIEND!! IN THE STAFF!!! this one funky ushiromiya is all ready to get in on an arranged marriage or whatever. provided NO ONE EVER FINDS OUT that they’re faking it and replacing the Actual Heir, which would no doubt ruin the scheme AND bring kinzo’s wrath on everybody involved, of course.
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AKIKAZE NATSUHI IS READY TO PUNCH HER FIANCE IN THE THROAT IF HE EVEN LOOKS AT HER but she understands what’s happening here. she knows she didn’t have a say in this from the very beginning. that the deal was sealed for her as soon as the name “ushiromiya” was said. she knows her family married her off quick in a bid to get rid of her. if she’s humiliated by this ordeal, she is far too proud to show it. she packs her bags and walks into the mansion with her head held high........and immediately has this exchange with her fiance
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and this one
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so that’s kind of the energy we’re going for with these two.
(natsuhi’s line in the second cap was going to be removed for being Way Too Intense, but everyone i talked to said it was too hot to cut, so i decided to indulge us all. blame the lesbians)
they IMMEDIATELY don’t get along but they kinda agree to like, mind their business, since neither of them are interested in playing house here. if they can get the wedding to go off without a hitch they can basically go back to never talking to each other again.
natsuhi’s entire angle here is essentially: her family was not that good, and this family likely won’t be better, BUT here she has a chance to build something new for herself. she’ll be out of her parents’ house. She needs this deal to stay for her own sake, but she has to get out ahead of her husband and set up a dynamic that favors her. when she meets evan she essentially gauges the kind of person she’s dealing with and picks her approach accordingly: this is not a soft man, and she has to be hard in turn to avoid being steamrolled.
and its VERY hot
anyway some stuff happens and it eventually they both sorta get each other’s secrets. eva is not the firstborn son and natsuhi is not the card kinzo thought he was pulling from her family’s hand and theyre both toast if word hits the public. directly after the wedding they establish a tense alliance of keeping each others’ secrets....
and then they.....fall...in l
there’s some fun tensions and realizations. eva is like “so im quickly catching on that no praise i ever received from dad was on my own merit and he’s kind of a dirtbag all around and his validation is kind of not worth it” and nat is like “word our parents are chains” & they run kinzo over with the down w cis bus. it’s fine. they get postcards from krauss sometimes. he has a motorbike now.
DID I MENTION THE PRACTICE KISSING
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BC THEY HAVE TO PRACTICE! FOR THE!! PUBLIC WEDDING!!!!
and thats mwot i guess. it’s my au where natsuhi’s accent color is red and some other stuff happens too. happy pride month
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When you see me putting up structure at the rural home come and cut me, never will you find me there me with my wife if chance allow dweling there maybe when the parents are dead or not. I have told ya in advance that never will i set my dweling there, if am seen maybe i have gone out 4 funeral or to pick some medication bro and bet this dude. Please leave me alone guys.
Hay, brothers out of this turf situation, we are heading to the Jury on the tittle deed where me as the beneficiary of the Land is letting the court to know am not interested so am opting my name to be omitted out the ownership list so its remain the property of the two. This is done by confirming my fingerprints with huduma services and my pulse rate is 68 period and i will append my signature to officiate it. We will present ourselves to the court for this occurrence to set my life in peace and  harmony. Am sick & tired of women and gay character of wanting good things and moreover brothers am going to do 3-4 tattoos on my hands to as well bar me  from any political seat period or from getting a visa unless otherwise which is spelt vividly in the constitution bro. Dont change that you can do a tattoo and still vie which am sick and tired of dude. Like with the battery which is close to $ 300 as well as welding machine and electric motor yet they are saying i save my close to $ 100 i make daily out of the scrap metal to craft what i have spelt to them i saw on youtube but they dont comprehend bursting into threats and wanting to put up a fight asking them they say i ought to be saving to make the same and its from above as mr President. Dude stop and leave my booty alone.
You can buy a cheap welding machine and a grinder 4 ya business or house where you put a socket outside just  to power them in the evening and morning as even-though you still use a padlock to close the door but one to 2 lock opening is welded with a thick iron wire ringlike and in the morning you cut it to know if one broke in2 ya house as the new padlocks are bristle so you better teller the owner of FLY CIRCLE to make the new type of keys which are hard to copy to craft to make and are not bristle, very hard to break them period then burglary will be reduced or the fellow will be hard cutting the door or a thing of the past bro. So they want population to grow to facilitate this. Grown ups are just involved in begging foods daily at the vendor, in war, hooliganism, strikes and demonstrations as the have somewhere at night to chip their hands to.
click the link below
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mondeparker
Buy the padlock below abroad not from the shop but you can do that from places like the shelter, you can google the shelter per city as shelters in Minneapolis or Wichita but from the homeless people directly which makes it hard to be known. Click the link below
https://www.google.com/search?q=the+code+type+padlock&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwil_YmQl-nkAhWvAGMBHbUHDS8QsAR6BAgCEAE&biw=1280&bih=910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9ZJoTb_bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Z7a6Et6kM
At the end you see the horse with 2 riders fallen with the front legs broken, the riders as well who dont comprehend you exhausted and fallen as well and an intruder next to them as a bandit carrying a knife, panga or a gun/rungu wanting not to hit the folks who have dismounted but the horse. This signals defeat when you mention the fact of the key forgery. With me i dint live a good life and even now, so you cant want good life from me dude, lest i became a step down transformer like stepping down 240 volts to 1 volts, am able to go to square one to the drawing board of my life. To resort to simplicity though i got enough staff to live large bro. This kind of character makes me furious dude.
Smoking as well many people in the dark next to the dug deep pool makes any gadgets as long as you are evenly surrounding the pool walking- king of the jew to cement the truth but such gadget if you know they were made this way may take you to hell coz the other side its hazardous to the smoker. Worker parable to cement the truth bro.
                                                      Nyimi mit mochanda kwani e-wiro mooh mane to magdalin othiego mooh mane, ndukle yawa, wajamani. When the pussy of a certain women of a nation is sweet it means they are poor or in a worry and thats how its known and vice versa. Planes should be equipped with bearing machines even on phones and small solar/battery powered motor boat stored on the cargo center and that center once the pilot have alerted a fall opened to let loose all cargo as an entrance from the passenger side to the cargo side to pick the small boat is made like in this song guys- click the link dude below. This is done to know where you are going once a fall happens and parachutes as well.
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Future song means to the Africans that we have already known what we wanted to know so lets deviate bro, where they are in a place like the moon or desert bro. Who is able to see where a car/gadget is from by directly looking at it in revelation 5 whether from uk, mexico or China. The root of David after putting a bob coin on the palm of his hand and holding it a little while then meditate shortly. Cyber in Africa can build a city after a camera is put to monitor the flow of people where we can count how my minute they have spent as well as printing and photocopying and many in Nairobi have capitalized on this bro to build the city alongside selling of banana, apple, maize choma, sausages and melons.
Tea as well can grow in Homa bay nyanza and that sweet one more than kericho one so why pride yourself dude only two kenya former provinces cant grow tea and that is North Eastern and Coast provinces. They have learnt that they cant get out the comments on youtube once the owner of the post is dead and the email is di-enable so they resort to looking up in that they want to blow off the server of either FB, tumblr or youtube via a plane like the september ny attack for the posts to vanish not knowing some have printed the same so the opt for direct flight then in the final analysis say it was all accident. To avert that trains can be controlled from below once the reach the city of departure, can be made that way to stop silly misconduct bro.
nelsonunderwood or upholsterynelson or vice versa check guys. Nairobi and many cities of Africa or SEA south East Asia are built as well using the money paypal send to your bank or M-pesa one week after you open it. They recruit young men who again after withdrawing that cash send to one recruited collector per group of people then send it to one number to build cities like Nairobi. With M-pesa line they own the company or the bank they will provide you with as long as you remit your weekly/daily target and its a oath and other tribes like luo, youruba, kisii followed suit as well as coasterians or masai and many more. PayPal should be noted not to send people money period.
Gadgets like missiles, some jets and other machines are made from a lofty high but from a gorge, inclination, dug big pool which is deep by sprinkling of saliva, sperms or sewerage water dude.
How to remove phone no or email address from your a/c as well you can write a yahoo a/c when signing up a Gmail a/c, Gmail cant send a notification to yahoo no-matter-what but when you write it, yahoo mail it takes so in recovery you are left only with password or phone no as recovery which you can remove and go to change password option then on another bar like word write your own thing by just pressing letter/numbers randomly which cant be read then you cut then copy paste on new password twice, if you sign out then turn off the computer when you turn it on, you or another fellow cant log into it again- its permanently dis-enabled dude. Click the links below fellows for full information
https://techzillo.com/remove-phone-number-google-account/
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+change+a+new+password+on+a+gmail+account&oq=how+to+change+a+new+password+on+a+gmail+account&aqs=chrome..69i57j0.17310j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Russians are Fulani and most Fulani got kamba blood from mar so most Russians are kamba so they talk like not joking to separate themselves from kamba people. Nebuchadnezzar was Guyana blood, vineyard and worker parable to cement the truth and not enough he was dutch blooded- Netherlands, bro and Argentinian who saw the beauty of Ondingame as babylOnding and migrated to settle there and in Lazarus parable he was the rich-man dude. Get this straight fellows, dont be fooled guys. Most dutch women are guyanians, be warned people who hate progress of others but hidden as Daniel in the den of lion to remind you guys but on the outside like nebu used to visit Daniel they are good to peoples eye.
Second death were one died as a kid then went to hell not fire but brought to the earth via the vent not incarnation. These people disturb, smooth skined and wants big life not wanting progress of others. If they know of this from you they kill you. King of the jew to cement the truth, they are just awaiting the second death described in the book of revelation Bor, aborigins, far, mbali if translated dude. click the link below dudes 4 full data
https://www.blueletterbible.org/faq/don_stewart/don_stewart_107.cfm
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mondefederor
Even the German father mother Mr Edom as Esau who Jacob the polish father took his bath right had Guyana blood. The war in Germoney brought the polish into USA 4 us to know their character of wanting or taking peoples things by force like they did to Esau, ES End Signs bro, Empire state, most states were built with 2goinvoice money and the technology most nations have know and is worrying the USA. Guyana people love much sex just like Edom did who was hunting for the women as pursuing/seducing them not real hunter and it was figurative when he brought stew back home 4 Jacob to Eat as have sex with dude and Get this clear, I have lived b4 time.
Nyolo kebi neywak marach ma, kang’amo tong gi ojala madik, says eunice, pamela confirming en-hamano. amanda gi mochanda nini imefanya nyimi yako x 3, halafu owacho ang’omuwiche jokanyama kose lit toakia x3, he couldnt stop that all night at bar kalare b4 the drone took him off plainlands hotel in the middle of the night. If you eat plain rice and give it to meditation when you put the minds of people to your mind, rather the picture of people, you see a cusket in the country they were buried to signify second death and thats how its know. Now what do hindu need, they came here to wait 4 kebi and now wants to get into his logging by wanting the password like an infant? Fuck that dude, it needs a Cain bro to cane not like it did to abel bro. King of the jew to cement the truth.
They again make money via many interview with the bus company if those people to be interview board that bus like Easy Coach and the very people sometimes come from the interview surrounding but forge receipt to be payed as if they came from far and they eat with the people who advertised the job, the bus company sometimes and the people who posses the big man syndrome like the dignitaries. They call many people 4 one job to maximize the profits. Susan jomathindo gi blochawa bwana, we used to partake 3 bottles of black&white but now we can only afford one, so what can we do to maintain the respect they ask? Well susan we will give you everyday an extra 100 shillings 4 this awesome deal, just bring to our desk 3 botles but 2 are of water but when dusk fall you return them 4 the next day 4 respect. Miss Susan is the deal sealed asking achayo mochayo G not acher in Genesis 49 or jeremiah chapter tisa/nine.
They need to make a 1 tonne safe or with holes that you can put bolts to cement on the ground that thiefs cant break into and that why its called a safe not just what they put on papers as safe. It should have a key as well or the 3 digit pascode of taking it forward to rest on 1 number then back in the middle the forward again on a certain number to open the safe box, am championing this and this more than to be the president of kenya, padlocks should also be made not of an opening key but the code system like in the USA shelters bro. How many times should i have to say/explain this. Accept you are poor or poverty then we forge a head kenyans, dont be hard and silly, derails us period.
The tall people had utility of cutting fire wood long time and thats why they used to be tolerated but now techmo-ology has gotten them handy, we go wood cutters which are cheap we can buy and use at home or electricity which is cheap has gotten into peoples homestead to heat/cook and thats why partly they are very upset/rude. If you take an inverter and connect to a motor bike wet cell then to the cutter like in the link below you cut you big log even someone below the age of 10 yrs so over tall people above 6 ft in height think twice. Hindus have now be-friended some other fellow nearby, they even come with their kid but alongside carry fake things like medicine or certain foods they have bewitched to replace with and sell to other fellows. Stop this dude. They include mandazi, sweets, soda, salt, yellow diabetic added flour etc.
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Click the link above
find my post on mcbethnelson on tumblr and then on tumblr such like mrmonde and then click on the untitled then cut the link and post on fb or youtube comment. When another fellow opens his tumblr and click the link you have posted he come to see not your post but mrmonde posts. what is a link or url br, google dude. click the link below https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=what+is+a+url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpcnJrGDnZA https://crypto.stanford.edu/cs142/lectures/url.html The ones that starts with http:// are what is url on you computer screen
Uhuru wa kenyatta is sickening gay sending motor bike riders to ambush people take their key and still from their premise/house or just rob you in pretense of a fight- put up a fight song ft sean paul. They want to grab you from behind the big bodied riders and behave like they are raping/fucking you from behind. Very very bad but still mwana wa nyuba with kikuyouths not old.
Click the link below to see how after meditation you come to see the  accomplice and these criminals. If you put one bob/currency coin of any nation you see this but other denominations cheats you. WSU Kansas do me a letter informing me that you cant pay me so the shit stops, obama malia, vales of wsu among many others are eyeing this cash come what may to the point of wanting my own life to impersonate another to withdraw from the bank or find a person who transform. WSU come to an hotel and make it open for the said kevin nelson omondi as per the green card or Kenya ID to come then you negotiate then proceed to a bank like kcb or Equity where mr nelson claims to have an a/c the credit his a/c or not or make arrests. Stop sending money blindly for hooligans dude.
https://www.google.com/search?q=photos+of+a+coin+on+the+palm+of+the+hand&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB-PG4nbTkAhXt6eAKHdb1B5AQsAR6BAgJEAE&biw=1280&bih=913#imgrc=6WiU0R46TjEssM:
https://dirtyminder.tumblr.com/post/186145639589
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https://villoes.tumblr.com/
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Open ya tumblr account then on search tumblr bar write a person you want to search like mrmonde, if you copy paste or cut the url/link or open on another tab you come to see mrmonde details even if you send it to someone else not yours.
How to dis-enable a facebook or tumblr account is the same with how you dis-enabled your Gmail a/c you open that fb/tumblr a/c with, go to settings then write your old pasward and on the google bar or ward write unreadable script like YTHFGD4578HGBV randomly that you cant read then copy paste on your FB or tumblr a/c or just cut b4 you copy paste into your fb/tumblr a/c, if you do this it means you have dis-enable all the recovery options with gmail as well as you cant remember your pas-code if you remove the ward/google bar tab. Friends but if you open a new a/c you can see your old tumblr/fb postings, google this out dude, vineyard & worker parable and the only thing to do is to greet each other bro. Be real and accept defeat. Click these links bro to guide you….
https://www.tumblr.com/settings/account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9GywmmOQqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHxXu3_5rdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBT_SWCy-GI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx0-OirRcjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1U_fbtzKXw
Click that person on the right-side of your tumblr interface to take you to where i removed the link of reset ya pas-code same with Fb, then click the pen on password to reset it dudes.
UK is poor coz they built the country via 2goinvoice.com 4 over along time so they must except they came from Missouri state and sedgwick county was the one which was there with Wichita as its city but the rest of kansas was a lake b4 the land went up to make it a plane, that water body they shared with Colorado, Oklahoma and Nebraska to solve the whole bible process coz Missouri state with sedgwick county got wheat and rich than uk, its better off and its a blessing in disguise- Isiah i will humble Egypt will be fulfilled bro. Click the link below..
https://www.google.com/search?q=i+will+humble+egypt+in+the+isiah+book&oq=i+will+humble+egypt+in+the+isiah+book&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.14777j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+30&version=ESV
Again they do elegant weddings, pride in sports league and posh cars which are expensive but easy to make. Apart from getting money from all their branches of their banks all-over the world like Barclay and stanchart and remit back home to fund their economies they as well get money from their British air to do the same and gambling as sport betting upon which i will personally sensitize people to stop on such me kevinelson as alias kebi as associates say. An ngamarach nyithindwa, okaber dawe, miya post no the akwelo to egola kaka jakuo with the 1st 2 months of being in office or i do a tattoo bro and tell God on judgement they were disturbing me to infinity bro and still escape hell fire. Mathew 21 End signs Es, estate, Estonia, ester quine bro. America was majorly built with artificial tea AT or synthetic tea st, start, stranded- which they use their large ships to sell to countries in the middle East- the Arab world which is made out of grass which any tribe can make by hurling of sperms from lofty high or sprinkling of sewage water onto the grass just from the same level dude.
Kesho, chakre next week achako bete eyamo kenda gi atleast 100-200 people, am starting to be all alone on the air getting the smell of the air wanting to touch the clouds bro. Dont just belittle me that way fellows. Ketwangi yawho-oyi, get to see, tazama vijana my steps as moves.
My new tumblr a/c is osienelsonmonde
https://twitter.com/outcustnelson 
The twitter link is above after you open ya twitter bro
When you see me putting up structure at the rural home come and cut me, never will you find me there me with my wife if chance allow dweling there maybe when the parents are dead or not. I have told ya in advance that never will i set my dweling there, if am seen maybe i have gone out 4 funeral or to pick some medication bro and bet this dude. Please leave me alone guys.
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