#original: the simpsons

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Bruce walks in on an argument between Dick and Jason) Bruce: - Hey! What's the problem here? Dick: We were fighting over which one of us loves you more! Bruce: Awww...! Well, go ahead. (Dick and Jason turn to each other again) Dick:...YOU love him more! Jason: No, you do! Dick: No, I don't! Jason: YES YOU DO! Dick: NO I DON'T!

#incorrect quotes #batbros #batfam #BatDad #original: the simpsons #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Peter: Darn right I'm upset!

Tony: Peter, watch your language!

Peter: ...

Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.

#original: the simpsons #incorrect dad tony #incorrect iron dad #tony stark #dad tony #dad tony stark #spiderson #iron dad and spider son #iron dad #peter parker #avengers #iron man #spiderman #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrectmarvel #incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: How can one ordinary man have so many enemies?

Tony: I'm a people person... Who drinks.

#original: the simpsons #robert downey jr #chris evans #tony stark #steve rogers #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[lilisouless]

Nina: you still sad about your fish?

Kuwei: mmh

Nina: if it helps I think when you die you can come back on the shape you want. I will be a butterfly

Kuwei: why a butterfly?

Nina: because no one would ever suspect of a butterfly 😈

The ice court on fire

Jarl Brum: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, IT WAS THE BUTTERFLY! IT WAS THE BUTTERFLYYYY!

“He is crazy, lock him down”

Butterfly!Nina: AHAHAHA-

Real Nina: HAHAHAHA

Kuwei : sigh, maybe i need to talk with someone wiser

#six of crows shitpost #incorrect six of crows #original: the simpsons #sorta this is the translation of the translation #nina zenik #kuwei yul bo #six of crows duology #the grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Bobby Drake: Well, you know what I think? I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich

Kitty Pryde: Hey, they do look alike!

Bobby Drake: Wonder how Richie died...?

Kitty Pryde: Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money really is and took his own life.

Logan: Kids, could you lighten up a little?

#bobby drake #iceman #Kitty Pryde #Shadowcat #wolverine #James Howlett #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: the simpsons

[callsign-daydream]

Cyclone: You caught me at a real bad time, Maverick. I hope you understand I’m too tense to pretend I like you.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: the simpsons #beau cyclone simpson #pete maverick mitchell #do you really ever pretend you do though cyclone?

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Perre Needmo: At an appearance this morning, Chief of State Kem made some cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie. Rokari Kem, possessed by Abeloth: I am Rokar-eye. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication. Perre Needmo: That's Roki for you. Always with the smooth talk.

#Perre Needmo #Rokari Kem #abeloth #fate of the jedi #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #submission #magnetarbeam #original: the simpsons

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Did you know that “I told you so” has a brother, Nancy? His name is “Shut the hell up.”

-Yumi Shimizu, Shadow at the Water's Edge

#yumi shimizu #saw #shadow at the water's edge #original: the simpsons #mod amy

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Kryten: We'll bring back dinner.

Lister: What are we gonna have?

Rimmer: Well, that depends on what the officers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh, let's see-- poison.

Cat: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

Lister: Poisoned pizza.

Rimmer: Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect red dwarf quotes #red dwarf #kryten #dave lister #arnold rimmer #cat #submission #anonymous #original: the simpsons

[inaccurate-halo-quotes]

Cortana: (escaping the Gravemind) Boy, it's a good thing I'm leaving before I went nuts. (turns to side) Goodbye Sparkly Elves!

Elves: (floating and sparkling) Goodbye!

#Halo #inaccurate halo quotes #original: the simpsons #Cortana #Gravemind

[deafblindshorty]

Harrow: We don't have to be adversaries, Steven. We both want the scarab. Steven: (thinking) Why is Harrow being so nice to me? Harrow: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Steven: (thinks) Wait a minute, is he coming on to me? Harrow: I mean, if I should slip something in your pocket, what's the harm? Steven: (Thinks) Oh my God, he is coming on to me. Harrow: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckles) Steven: (screams internally) (aloud) Sorry, Mr. Harrow, but I'm not going into these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, and maybe a little curious, but the answer is no. (leaves)

#incorrect moon knight quotes #moon knight #original: the simpsons #steven grant #arthur harrow

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Ed(giving Stede some more pirate-training): Alright, Stede, listen up. There's three ways to do things - the right way, the wrong way, and the Blackbeard way. Izzy: Isn't that also the wrong way? Ed: Yeah, but it's faster.

#incorrect quotes #revenge crew #ed & izzy #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #original: the simpsons #ed teach #blackbeard #izzy hands

[tricorderreading]

In honor of this post, I thought it might be fun to share (some of) the many faces of captain kirk as he appears on the star trek book covers throughout the years. Novels shown here were published from the 70s through the 90s

#i liked the context of the pictures on the last collage too much not to share them as well #dino time motherfuckers #star trek #books #tos #the original series #star trek tos #covers #kirk #*marge simpson voice* i just think they're neat #the slight variety on what the artist chose to emphasize and all that

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: Tony, it's easy to criticize.

Tony: Fun, too.

#original: the simpsons #robert downey jr #chris evans #tony stark #steve rogers #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #steve/tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[lilisouless]

Kaz: Si me contrataran para un trabajo sin paga gritaría "¡majestad! ¿donde están los kruge?" Quiero tener mi botín,Nina. No vives de ser bueno

Jesper: 🎼No vives de ser bueno, no vives de ser bueno...

Jesper, Kaz: 🎼No vives de ser bueno, no vives de ser bueno...

Jesper,Kaz,Inej: 🎼No vives de ser bueno, no vives de ser bueno...

Nina: ¡Inej!

Inej: no estoy deacuerdo pero la tonada es pegajosa

#six of crows #six of crows shitpost #six of crows incorrect quotes #original: the simpsons #netflix shadow and bone #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #leigh bardugo

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Moria MacTaggert, on the radio: I want all of you out there to do everything in your power to see that Charles Xavier is set free!

Mystique: All right, you heard the lady.

[Mystique starts handing out grenades]

Mystique: Everybody, one grenade each.

Ororo Munroe: Mystique, I think she meant through non-violent, grassroots, political action.

Mystique: Really? You think? Okay, hand 'em back. Come on, everybody.

#moira mactaggert #mystique #Raven Darkholme #ororo munroe #storm #professor x #Charles Xavier #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: the simpsons