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selfiesforalgernon · 1 month
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Yoo Cyberpunk 2077 accidentally got too real:
So I did the new date quest they put in after 2.0 (team Judy for life btw) and after doing all the options (except sleeping cause I'm a gonk and forgot to check if you fuck while they're over) I even did the shower option which she joins you, and the dance option which is hilarious and janky.. literally AS A JOKE because I had a Roach Race arcade in the apartment (the horse jumping minigame) I was RPing like what if I invited her over and just played games instead? So I did a couple runs that instantly failed (stupid fucking rng don't EVEN...) but the third run I LITERALLY GOT THE HIGH SCORE for those unaware there're leaderboards for all the arcade minigames and this is the first time in.. let's see, all 3 playthroughs I've done of Cyberpunk 2077 and I actually got it.. well I was so psyched that I ended the date without even seeing if the sleep option with Judy around would lead to a sex scene...
Tl;dr I RP'd as a stereotypical douche who games instead of fucking their gf 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 jesus, but I got high score 🥲
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Proof ^ also
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Quality time + I think it's really funny cause you can get different apartments ingame so all of them popping up made me laugh, this is my Corpo playthrough so it fits lol
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widebruh · 7 months
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greelin · 8 months
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people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable
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hobgobknowsbest · 9 months
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plumadot · 2 months
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Could you do a roomates drawing pleaseee 👉👈 (no pressure lol love your art!!!<333)
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a safe place
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cottageaesthetic · 8 months
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ghost-bxrd · 2 months
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Prompt:
It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT#Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here#his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is#dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother#his build certainly makes him look old enough#if you don’t look at his baby face lol#Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode#Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction#Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd#jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd#while clutching Damian like his life depends on it#for all he knows it does#the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby#Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T#jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY#hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again#it’s not gonna hold for long#but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH#Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl#or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son#running away from him#and clutching a tiny kid#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#Damian wayne#batdad#brucie wayne
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augustswife · 9 months
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1five1two · 1 year
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thelailasblog · 8 months
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theminecraftbee · 5 months
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also in our season of INCREDIBLY STABLE ALLIANCES, i think three people to keep an eye on are our loners:
scar, who is the main guy that tasks have successfully driven away from everyone. he's stuck in the role of the villain, resents it, and i don't think can escape it at this point.
martyn, the widow, the first red, angry at the world but constantly sidelined even by the other reds, alone not by choice but because his allies were taken from him.
and bigb, who HAS an alliance, who IS one of the heart foundation, but treats it like a part-time job, refusing to fully become trustworthy or fully give his loyalty to anyone, holding himself apart almost as though by habit of hiding things from everyone.
in this season where EVERYONE ELSE is in an alliance that has been stable since like, session two, these three are the ones with the fewest ties. and i'm curious if, as a result, they're the ones who end up shaping whatever happens next. nothing is more frightening than a person who has nothing left to lose.
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sopuu · 2 months
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the besties r hangin out
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dimeadozencows · 2 months
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This came to me in an early morning queer haze
Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)
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chaoswarfare · 1 year
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dp x dc prompt #34
Everyone always says that having a good reaction time is a great thing in a town where ghosts attack daily. Nobody ever warned him that sometimes it’s a bad thing to punch first and ask questions later.
Danny gets startled by Bane while wandering around Gotham, and punts him four blocks into a brick wall. Danny scrambles to get gone before anyone notices, but unfortunately for him, Gotham has eyes everywhere. And one Red Robin cannot believe that a twink of a guy just sent one of their physically strongest rogues flying like it was nothing.
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entnoot · 1 month
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“𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩? 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.”
Finally finished this piece of a very cool Magda moment from our dnd campaign! 🔥
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