dick short but im hustlin
tits huge when im bustlin
call me kramer the way im rhymin
cuz ive broken elaine's
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me and the gobs would be sad if you went away. hang in there!
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Sometimes I want to be liek, the prettiest princess in the world
And sometimes I just want to be this thing
a weird creature living in a wet cave full of foul muck
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stole my gfs flannel bc my tummy hurts and her smell makes me feel cozy
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my little trinket box full of shinies ive collected recently ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
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I could be so hot and sexy if I wasnt in a constant state of encumbrance caused by my natural nonchalance and my cool lack of ability to put effort into things btw. just letting u know. it could happen at any second
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I wanna be a hot Goblin twink so bad you guys 🥺
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GOBLIN FACT
goblins do not bear the weight of their sins. they stuff them in other people's pockets and run away
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just want to eat shiny rocks. gems stones. geodes. ect
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me and the gobs are going on a raid
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Stick your fingers in the moss, eat dirt, go feral.
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