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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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Sunflower

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need a tboy who wants me to spank his cunt so bad that he begs mommy to hit him :) want his tcock to be red and swollen from how bad he needs me and how much he likes his cock and pussy being slapped :) need him to cry n say “mommy please make it hurt” even though he’s dripping and throbbing from how hard i’m already hitting him :)

#bork bork bork bork abjdmsn

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i went here and everyone knew you

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Glad that Laios sees his sister show up fused into an unholy monster and says "that is sick as hell though I give this 9/10 for being a bit over designed." Marcille meanwhile seeing the same thing says "booba 🥵"

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she would, wouldn't she

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Yeah she killed 6 people and what?

God forbid women have hobbies

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if you only reblog stick thin white girls, i hope you get hit by a very large train

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

#i want my evil penis and i want it NOW

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photographer: Sugar McD // model: Jordan Underwood (they/he)

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what if 👉👈 i was your little brother and i came into your room to hang out but i was just wearing a long tshirt and nothing underneath?? would you pretend not to notice my drippy boycunt when i sit on your bed with my legs askew, seemingly oblivious? or would you take full advantage of my needy holes?

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For the numbers:

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hehe oh? i am admitedly typically a sub/bottom but i do also have a top/dominant side that certain people activate >:3 absolutely adore tying up a cutie and covering them in bite marks too, this all sounds perfect

#ask #these are fun :3

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

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nami.

Every time I see someone draw a specific character fatter than what they originally are, an angel gains its wings.

#it cures me when i see fat nami

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section