#name a more iconic duo I dare you

[soul-wanderer]

petition to get a spin-off with Blake and Reid where both of them just get to be neurodivergent nerds for 45 minutes not straight each week

#Criminal Minds #Spencer Reid #Alex Blake #name a more iconic duo I dare you #get in losers we're going shitposting tonight

[tomcat-reusables]

#the Royal tenenbaums #wes anderson #wes anderson fanart #richie tenenbaum #name a more iconic duo I dare you #There are no words to express how much I love this man and this bird #Traditional artist struggle of never being able to take a good picture #I swear these drawings look good irl source trust me bro

[roguelioness]

breaking news local wood elf decides saving the world is not as important as telling this very good boi that he is, in fact, a very good boi

#hey larian if i knock out (only knock out i promise) his owner can i have him for my camp #help me help scratch get more friends #scratch and biscotti name a more iconic duo i dare you #rolo plays bg3

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Even more shenanigans with Wolffe

Ahsoka: Where's Echo? Obi-Wan: Don't worry, I'll find them. Obi-Wan, shouting: Rex sucks! Echo, distantly: Captain Rex is the best person ever! Fuck you! Obi-Wan: Found them.

Obi-Wan, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Obi-Wan: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Echo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Fives: You and me! Echo: *tearing up* Ok.

Ahsoka: This can’t get any worse. Can it? Fives: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

Ahsoka, pointing to Wolffe: What color is his armor? Echo: Gray and white. Fives: Grey and white. Ahsoka, turning to Anakin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Anakin: White and dark white.

Wolffe: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Computer: Please enter a password. Anakin: *types in Rex* Computer: Your password is too weak. Anakin: How fucking DARE YOU-

Anakin: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Fives: Burn the house down. Anakin: And what did you do? Fives: I made dinner. Anakin: Fives: Anakin: Fives: And burnt the house down.

Cody: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Wolffe: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Rex: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Echo: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over a year and presumed dead by everyone. Also most of my friends are dead or missing.

#the clone wars #captain rex #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #commander cody #commander wolffe #that last one tho #is very sad #rip fives #star wars #tcw incorrect quotes

[razberried]

a collection of daredevil incorrect quotes

Karen: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Foggy: *turning to Matt* How tall are you?

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Karen: You have to apologize to Foggy Matt: Fine. Matt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Foggy: Why are you on the floor? Matt: I'm depressed. Matt: Also I was stabbed, can you get Claire, please.

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Karen: We need to get through this locked door. Foggy, give me your credit card. Foggy: Here. Karen, pocketing it: Thanks. Matt, kick down the door.

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Foggy: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Matt: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Foggy: Okay, truth or dare? Matt: Truth Foggy: How many hours have you slept this week? Matt: Matt: ...Dare Foggy: Go to bed. Matt: I don’t like this game.

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Matt: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Foggy: You and me!!! Matt, tearing up: Okay.

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Matt: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Foggy: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Matt: Absolutely not.

#daredevil #matt murdock #foggy nelson #karen page #i also havent watched daredevil yet so this is probably off #i generated all of these btw

[niyahsthings]

Skz with a fashionable s/o 🫀

Chan

🖤.I feel like before Chan met you he’s color pallet was cool tones mainly black but after he met you his wardrobe did a 170 he still wears his blacks and his grays but he starting to wear more colorful clothing because of you he loves your confidence when you wear your wild choices of fashion he lowkey loves to show you off

Leeknow

🖤.the other members enjoy joking with you about the fact that you saved lee know’s fashion because before he met you his fashion was questionable but after meeting you his fashion did a 180 he wears more baggy jeans more hoodies and a lot of more name brand shoes he bought them because he was inspired by your impeccable shoe collection but at the end of the day he loves you and your style

Changbin

🖤.I feel like with changbin he was a little insecure when he was skinny and you helped him through that alot but after he started working out his clothes just didn’t fit him so as the fashionista you are you bought him a new wardrobe you bought him more form fitting clothes and clothes that are very flattering on his physique which he is really grateful for he also loves to match with you a lot I feel like he likes very y’all to look together like a duo stays have given you too the hottest couple award

Hyunjin

🖤.hottest couple award part2 I feel like with hyunjin being with you over the years his fashion sense has elevated he was fashionable before but now he’s on a whole other level I feel like he also loves to match with you because your “his angel” as he loves to put it

Han

🖤.now with Han I feel like his social anxiety is one of the main factors why he isn’t more prone to putting himself out there with his fashion choices but with you by his side he feels more comfortable with going with more daring choices of fashion nowadays he tells you all the time how appreciative he is of you and he loves to brag about you to the other members

Felix

🖤.sunshine Felix loves your choices of fashion he loves the fact that you have a ability to make anything look good he often finds himself asking for advice but you always tell him that he makes anything he wear’s beautiful

Seungmin

🖤.I feel like he loves to admire you from afar he likes the fact that your choices are very daring yet you carry yourself with so much grace and elegance 

IN

🖤.voted as the most fashionable in the group he will often challenge you but y’all are always to a event being the best dressed there to the point it’s expected for the two of you to always be on point stays have given you to nickname worlds best fashionable icons

#skz chan #skz #skz imagines #skz stay #skz x reader #skz fanfic #skz scenarios #skz fluff #stray kids #skz ot8 #skz felix #skz hyunjin #skz han #skz jeongin #skz changbin #skz lee know #skz seungmin #SoundCloud

[the-anxiety-academy]

Five x TEEN!Y/N

Incorrect quotes

⚠Disclaimer⚠ I made this when I was 15 and I no longer post about Five!

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Y/n: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

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Five:

Five: Y/n, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Y/n: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Five: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Y/n: Thank you

Five: I didn't say that was a good thing

Y/n: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Y/n: Okay, truth or dare?

Five: Truth

Y/n: How many hours have you slept this week?

Five:

Five: ...Dare

Y/n: Go to bed.

Five: I don’t like this game.

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Five: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Y/n: You and me!!!

Five, tearing up: Okay.

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Five: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Y/n: Okay, but in my defense, Lila bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Five: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Luther: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Five: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Y/n: Smad.

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Y/n: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Five?

Five: … No.

Klaus: I do!

Y/n: I know, Klaus.

Klaus: I’m sad!

Y/n: I know, Klaus.

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Y/n: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Five: Okay.

Y/n: And make out during the scary parts.

Five: Th-

Five: The scary parts.

Five: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Y/n: Hey Five can I get a sip of your water?

Five: It's not water.

Y/n: Vodka, I like your style!

Five: It's vinegar.

Y/n: Wh-Wha-

Five: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Y/n: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Five: Alright, what's 30x17?

Y/n: 47

Five: That's not even close.

Y/n: But it was fast.

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Five: You kill people for money?!

Y/n: I can explain!

Five: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x y/n #tua fandom #tua incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #five x reader

[oliiroo]

Try to name a more iconic duo, I dare you.

And his little wave is everything to me.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel rosie #adult cartoon #alastor and rosie #i love them #so much #hazbin alastor

[augenblicklich-lila]

cod incorrect quotes #10

NUMBER TEN OF THESE! DOUBLE DIGITS BABY!! I just have a lot of love for this fandom and these characters. Love y'all ♡

the usual jazz, mainly Y/N/Reader stuff, platonic and romantic. Plus a sprinkle of Soapghost and Alerudy ♡♡♡

This one has quite a bit of König content because he deserves all the love. A bit more Price as well! ♡♡♡

- Lila

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König: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Y/N: You and me!!! König, tearing up: Okay.

König: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/N: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially König, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/N: Oh! B positive. König: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/N:

Soap: Must be hard not being able to laugh Ghost: I do have a sense of humor you know Soap: I’ve never heard you laugh before Ghost: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Y/N: So are we flirting right now? König: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Y/N: That doesn’t answer my question

König: Accidentally hits Y/N in the face König: Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay' König: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Y/N: tearing up What’s wrong with you?! (will never forget the day I thought a cashier was going to ask me if I wanted a receipt but instead said 'have a nice day' and I said 'no thank you :)' bc that's what I had prepared for)

Soap: Okay, truth or dare? Y/N: Truth Soap: How many hours have you slept this week? Y/N: Y/N: …Dare Soap: Go to bed. Y/N: I don’t like this game. (also Soap with Ghost. He's trying so hard.)

Y/N: holding a bottle Is this whiskey or perfume? Alejandro: chugs entire bottle Alejandro: It’s perfume. (Alejandro gives me unhinged energy. Probably gives Rudy 12 heart attacks each week)

Y/N, watching the rest of 141 being chaotic idiots: God, give me patience. Price, just as tired: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Y/N: If God gave me strength, they'd all be dead.

Y/N: What’s up guys? I’m back. Soap: What the- how are you here. Ghost: You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Y/N: Death is a social construct.

Ghost: You're right. Soap: That's… That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Price: Y/N… Y/N: Oh no, 'Y/N' in b-flat. Y/N: You're disappointed. (disappointing Price must be crippling)

Alejandro: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Rodolfo: What's that? Alejandro: Remorse code. Rodolfo: I'm even angrier now.

Soap: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Ghost: No Y/N: Yes Price: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak (Joy sparks within me when I imagine Price's face during this conversation)

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#cod #call of duty mw2 #cod mw2 2022 #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #call of duty x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #oc #x reader #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra #könig cod #cod x reader #imagines #ghost x reader #soap x reader #price x reader #gaz x reader #alejandro x reader #rodolfo x reader #soapghost #ghostsoap #alerudy #y/n #my post #phillip graves

[tagedeszorns]

The next batch of Chibi-Primarchs: Perturabo and Dorn

I challenge you to name a more iconic duo of rivals!

(Except, maybe, other Primarch-brothers. Nearly all of them. Really. They are not the most mellow guys)

And even with these two, I think Perturabo is more Dorn's rival than Dorn is Perturabo's rival. Infuriating Perturabo even more!

I can even imagine Dorn cheering Perturabo on (pre-Heresy, of course), when he's building something to one-up Dorn. Consequently making Peter Turbo totally lose all the shitz, for how dare he mock him! (he doesn't).

#Warhammer #Primarch #Chibi #Perturabo #Rogal Dorn #Iron Warriors #Imperial Fists #Horus Heresy

[orangesideirrational]

randomly generated incorrect quotes but cecilos

cecil: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives carlos: I wake up at 4:30 AM cecil: cecil: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

(insomniac carlos my beloved)

cecil: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. carlos: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

carlos, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me cecil, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

cecil: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. carlos, not looking up from their book: Spear. cecil: BLOCKED.

cecil: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. carlos: You and me!!! cecil, tearing up: Okay.

cecil: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

carlos: *sees someone doing something stupid* carlos: What an idiot. carlos: *realizes it's cecil* carlos: Wait, that's MY idiot!

cecil: Can you cut me some slack, carlos? I’m sort of in love. carlos: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. cecil: I’m in love with you. carlos: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

cecil: Okay, truth or dare? carlos: Truth cecil: How many hours have you slept this week? carlos: carlos: ...Dare cecil: Go to bed. carlos: I don't like this game.

#cecilos #cecil #carlos #incorrect quotes #wtnv #welcome to night vale

[wanda-the-anaconda]

some bishova incorrect quotes

Yelena: Okay, truth or dare? Kate: Truth Yelena: How many hours have you slept this week? Kate: Kate: ...Dare Yelena: Go to bed. Kate: I don’t like this game. -------------------------------------------------------

Yelena, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Kate. Kate: How did you do that without turning around? Yelena: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. -------------------------------------------------------

Yelena: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Kate: You and me!!! Yelena, tearing up: Okay.

------------------------------------------------------- Kate: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Yelena, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Kate: Kate: fsh

#bishova #kate x yelena #yelena x kate #katelena #incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #kate bishop #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect bishova

[dragonprincequotesimadeup]

A bunch of incorrect quotes for fun

Soren: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Claudia: No, I said "Soren, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Callum: Are you a cuddler? Rayla: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Callum: Rayla: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Soren: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Claudia: So Terry, how did your first time cooking dinner go?  Terry: Pretty good if I do say so myself.  Claudia: Oo! Okay, what are we having?  Terry: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.  Claudia: A whole potato?  Terry: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!  Claudia: These just look like big slabs of black.  Terry: Because that's what they are!  Terry: And then for desert, we have chocolate.  Claudia: These are just chocolate chips?  Terry: They sure are!  Terry: And then for drinks, we have toast!  Terry: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite! 

Terry: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Rayla: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Callum, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Ezran, whispering: Because I have little hands. Callum: Because he has little hands.

Rayla: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ezran. Callum: You just said it again Ezran: Rayla: I am not a role model. Soren: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Soren: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Soren: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. Rayla: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass. Ezran: *is visibly upset* Rayla: Ezran, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country. Claudia: Come on, Soren! How many times do I have to apologize? Soren: Once! Claudia: ...No.

Terry: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Claudia: Wow. They sound stupid.  Terry: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Claudia: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Terry: I guess you’re right. Hey Claudia, I love you.  Claudia: See! Just say that!  Terry: Holy fucking shit.  Claudia: If that flies over their head then, sorry Terry, but they're too dumb for you.  Terry: Claudia. 

Soren: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

Soren: How do Rayla and Callum usually get out of these messes? Ezran: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Soren, sweating: Corvus, there’s something I need to ask you- Corvus: Finally! You’re proposing! Soren: How’d you know? Corvus: Soren, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Corvus: I even picked it up once.

Claudia: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Terry: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Claudia: You and me! Terry: *tearing up* Ok.

Callum: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Rayla, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Callum: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Corvus: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six. Soren, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

Soren: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. Corvus: Why’d you get banned? Soren: Touched the rat. Corvus: … What rat? Soren: Chunky Cheese.

#incorrect tdp quotes #incorrect quotes #the dragon prince #tdp #dragon prince #tdp callum #tdp ezran #tdp rayla #tdp claudia #tdp terry #tdp soren #tdp corvus

[pigeonwhumps]

Incorrect quotes – Aaron and Joseph

(plus a bonus Santhiya and Phoenix bc the quote was too perfect for them to lose but I don't want to post it separately)

(Joseph belongs to @i-eat-worlds)

Aaron: You’re overthinking this.

Joseph: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Aaron. What if I’m underthinking?

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Joseph: We should be partners.

Aaron: You mean like, partners in crime?

Joseph: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Joseph: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Aaron: Aren't you forgetting something?

Joseph: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Aaron's forehead before running out.*

Aaron: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Aaron: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Joseph: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Aaron: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Joseph: Is it working?

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Aaron: We’re getting married, bitches!

Joseph: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Aaron: Stop doing that.

Joseph: Stop doing what?

Aaron: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Aaron: Okay, truth or dare?

Joseph: Truth

Aaron: How many hours have you slept this week?

Joseph:

Joseph: ...Dare

Aaron: Go to bed.

Joseph: I don’t like this game.

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Aaron, tending to Joseph's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Joseph: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Aaron: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Joseph: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Aaron: Absolutely not.

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And a bonus:

Phoenix: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Santhiya: You and me!!!

Phoenix, tearing up: Okay.

#incorrect quotes #aaron oc #joseph not my oc #aaroseph #phoenix oc #santhiya oc

[daisy-has-too-many-wives]

incorrect abbiel quotes because yes @janeway-lover @fallen-starmaker

Abby: I love murder mysteries!

Uriel, trying to impress her: You know, I was in 4 murder cases.

Jay: I sleep with a bat by my bed.

Violet: Oh yeah? I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Eddie: I sleep with a knife.

Abby: Ohoho, y'all are pathetic.

Violet: What do you sleep with then, huh?

Abby: Uriel.

*on a date*

Abby: So how do you feel about children?

Uriel: If I saw one in the street I wouldn't throw a rock at it.

Abby: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Uriel: I just said I wouldn't!

Uriel: Violence isn't the answer.

Abby: You’re right.

Uriel: *sighs in relief*

Abby: Violence is the question.

Uriel: What?

Abby, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Uriel, running after her: NO-

Abby, pointing: May I sit there?

Uriel: That's my lap

Abby: That doesn't answer my question, Uriel.

Abby: Okay, truth or dare?

Uriel: Truth

Abby: How many hours have you slept this week?

Uriel:

Uriel: ...Dare

Abby: Go to bed.

Uriel: I don’t like this game.

Uriel: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Abby: You and me!!!

Uriel, tearing up: Okay

Abby: I prevented a murder today.

Uriel: Really? How’d you do that?

Abby: self control.

#dovesso incorrect quotes

[that-fanperson-meg]

I put my and @aesthetically-meme’s little guy through an innocent quotes generator, and heres what came out

Dusk: So, Twilight Knight, do you have a crush on anyone? 

Twilight Knight: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Twilight Knight: I think this might be a bad idea... 

Dusk: Don't start thinking on me now!

Twilight Knight: Wanna hear some dark humor. 

Dusk: Yeah, I love dark humor. 

Twilight Knight: Alright. 

Twilight Knight: *Turns off the lights* 

Twilight Knight: Knock knock. 

Dusk: Turn the damn lights back on. 

Twilight Knight: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- 

Dusk: It was me... 

Twilight Knight: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Twilight Knight: Oh, they left the bowl out? 

Twilight Knight: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.” 

Dusk: Nobody around though… 

*Dusk grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it* 

Twilight Knight: NO—

Twilight Knight: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! 

Dusk: Okay, can you do the dishes? 

Twilight Knight: No!

Twilight Knight: Did you have to stab them? 

Dusk: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. 

Twilight Knight: What did they say? 

Dusk: "What are you going to do, stab me?" 

Twilight Knight: That’s fair.

Dusk: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. 

Twilight Knight: You and me! 

Dusk: *tearing up* Ok.

Dusk: I'm very scary. 

Twilight Knight: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. 

Dusk: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. 

Twilight Knight: And small. 

Dusk: 

Dusk: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

Dusk: Truth or dare? 

Twilight Knight: Truth. 

Dusk: How many hours have you slept this week? 

Twilight Knight: 

Twilight Knight: Dare. 

Dusk: Go to sleep. 

Twilight Knight: I don't like this game.

#twilight knight oc #kirby oc #Also this is def the first time I posted this #The Formatting definitely didn’t freak out the first time!