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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

#5000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you #holy fucking shit #thanks Tumblr

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#star wars rebels #jabba the hutt #ezra bridger

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Tech: Hey, how did my datapad break? Hunter: You were drunk yesterday. Tech: And? Wrecker: You threw it. Tech: Why? Omega: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Tech: And why didn’t you stop me?! Crosshair: We were busy laughing our asses off.

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb #tbb incorrect quotes #now tell me the others didn't have something to do with tech getting wasted

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I got an idea for an AU

Not TBB, Rouge One!

Basically Jyn is a snowboarder who gets stuck in a treewell with a sprained ankle and like an hour after getting stuck this huge Saint Bernard or something just grabs her by the hood (she is very afraid of dogs so naturally she's screaming) and drags her over to his owner (Cassian) who starts apologizing for his pup (K-2) but hey he meant well he's just a really big dog and is kinda scary sometimes.

That's like all I have I'm still not sure what breed K-2 is

#star wars modern au #jyn erso #cassian andor #k2so #uhh sorry for rambling

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text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Darth Maul gets arrested during the Siege of Mandalore (19 BBY, colorized)

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MAH CABBAGES!!!!!

#avatar the last airbender #atla #my cabbages #cabbage guy #cabbage merchant #cabbage man #i've been watching atla

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Kirim kemana

...wat?

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Vote Codywan for best leader/right hand ship in this poll I linked

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otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

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Didn't see much of the eclipse, unfortunately.

But I did see TBB spoilers.

I refuse to kill off one of my "SW ships are Transformers" AU characters, so she's going to just get a redesign.

On a brighter note, I'm watching Ladyhawke. A day without night and a night without day.

#2024 eclipse #rip havoc marauder #so uh it's gonna be a repeat of the mandalorian isn't it #imagine combining that #the batch and din showing up at some imperial base “WE'RE HERE FOR OUR KIDS MOTHERFUCKERS” #havoc (said transformers oc) is obviously the havoc marauder and well she's gonna get rebuilt because i refuse to kill her #mainly because she's one of the only sane ones and even more of a mom than echo

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

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I have a headcanon that Wolffe and Rex retired to Lothal after the Empire was defeated and Wolffe is that grumpy old war veteran that yells at people to get off his lawn and all the kids are scared of

Rex is the guy that brings the 3 bags of Doritos to the backyard barbeque and gets dumped with watching the kids while the other adults talk and grill

#captain rex #commander wolffe #random headcanons #star wars rebels