Caseoh Headcanons! (because nobody has done it yet and he’s lowkey fine 🫶)
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• He’s literally like a giant cuddly teddy bear, like when you hug him he’s so comfortable and you dont wanna let go
• You stream with him sometimes ofc! Chats SHOCKED that Case actually pulled someone (not to mention that you’re actually hot???)
• When you stream w him ur holding kitty like the entire time
• You point him out on things he misses like in games n stuff—and read him good chats he misses (like funny jokes or good tips for the game when he’s locked in)
• When y’all r sleeping together you’re just on top of him cause of how big he is (judging that he’s not lying ab being 6’2”)
• Idk why but i just see him every morning when you wake up, he ALWAYS gives u a lil kiss on ur forehead like its so cute
• Really good cook! I mean like not in cooking simulator but you know..
• Kitty likes you more than him. Shes attached to you and he gets mad when she wont come to him and sticks to you instead (mad as a joke ofc)
• Sometimes when he’s streaming alone and playing horror games alone you’ll sneak up behind him and hug his neck and he’ll get so scared lmaoo like he almost punched you one time and just kept apologizing endlessly and hugging you/holding your face while chat says shit like “THERES NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE” and “NAHHHHH ITS OVER FOR BRO 😭😭”
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Ty for readingg! i needed caseoh content that wasn’t satire so i decided to write it myself. These were so random lol. I think imma start writing more, (prolly only headcanons for now) so feel free to request! 🫶🫶
I really like to think that Price isn’t a huge video game person but he will play one with you if you ask. He’s not great but he’s not inept, he’s not an old man
Ghost also isn’t a huge video game person but he will absolutely demolish you and that’s when you realize he probably spent a lot of his time at the arcade as a kid
Soap is totally a video game person and knows how to set you up with the best gaming pc, d fix your consoles, and wrecks you in any game you play
Gaz isn’t a huge video gamer but he’s so quick at learning that he beats you every single time even if it’s his first time playing but he tends to be a bit of a sore loser if you win
Zacks hyper mobile. His elbows do the thing where they bend to far out when he sticks them up. He can also touch his thumb completely to his wrist and crack his hips. Down side of this is so many broken bones.
Cloud has got little scars on the back of his hands and calf’s from various canings.
However the stupidest scar he has is the one on the inside of his lip where zack bit him as a joke… they were not dating at the time.
Angeal has a couple of scars on his right forearm and elbow from the time he had to get the bone pinned because Genesis pushed him out of a tree when they were eight.
Sephiroth doesn’t really scar unless it’s a deep deep wound. He’s got a few surgery scars but the dumbest one is the one on his wrist that is a suspicious match for Genesis’s dental records (it’s exactly what you think.)
Cloud and Genesis and both incredibly flexible people.
Angeal is about as stiff as a board. Genesis has tried to loosen him up with yoga. It did not work.
Zacks not inflexible, however he overestimates how bendy he actually is and usually hurts himself.
Zack can dance he just chooses to be bad at it. The only time you’ll catch him dancing properly is when he’s trying to wooh his partners.
While Cloud and Genesis are very flexible, Sephiroth has mastered the ability of being able to fit all six foot five of himself in the gap behind the boiler in the airing closet. Many hours have been lost to that place.
Zack runs hotter than the sun.
Genesis runs surprisingly cold for someone who favours fire materia.
Cloud frequently does not recognise that he feels cold. He will walk around with blue lips until Angeal wrestles him into a jumper.
Angeals shoulders have been known to be wider than some door frames.
Don’t ask me where this came from. I do not have the answer.
Dumb/Dramatic/Gay Shit that Blake and Yang probably do while sparring:
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Blake really likes the IDEA of stylishly tying Yang up in her ribbon so that she can dramatically pull her partner into an embrace and/or pin her to the floor or wall.
Unfortunately, Blake can never seem to get it quite right. Despite her otherwise seemingly supernatural skill in sending Gambol Shroud exactly where she needs it, whenever she tries using it to tie up Yang, she always does something stupid like hitting her girlfriend in the face and/or boobs, accidentally yanking off her prosthetic arm, or that one time GS went around Yang’s neck and almost strangled her.
Obviously Yang doesn’t hold it against her one bit, but Blake still feels super awful and embarrassed about it.
And the one time Blake tried it while they were up-close, she ended up getting them BOTH tangled up and tied together with her ribbon so badly they ended up being stuck for the better part of an hour before Ruby and Weiss found them.
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Meanwhile, sometimes in the middle of a spar, Yang will just catch the blade of Gambol Shroud with her prosthetic hand. She then tends to either use that to get Blake off-balance to pull her into a hug (generally followed by smooching) or getting Blake into a pin (also generally followed by smooching).
Alternatively, Yang just holds Gambol Shroud in place as the fight comes to a pause, gently caressing the blade with her own metal fingers as she and Blake gaze into each other’s eyes.
And it always makes Blake go weak in the knees.
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Finally, given their mutual fixation on their ‘Rivals/Enemies-to-Lovers’ roleplaying, both Blake and Yang REALLY like the idea of two rivals trading weapons mid-fight, being so intimately familiar with each other that they can use the other’s weapon just as well as their own.
Unfortunately, Blake and Yang have since discovered that this trope simply does not work with their respective fighting styles.
Simply put, Yang is NOT well-versed in swords, and Blake is NOT well-versed in punching.
Also, they have discovered to their disappointment that Yang’s gauntlets aren’t exactly easy to ‘drop’ or otherwise ‘fall off’ mid-fight. Particularly given that one of Yang’s gauntlets is kind of built into her right arm.
Blake and Yang did try one idea once that involved them trying to ‘trade’ the bladed-scabbard of Gambol Shroud and the left gauntlet of Ember Celica mid-fight.
It… did NOT go well.
Having been observing at the time, Weiss considers it to be by far one of the DUMBEST things she’s ever seen, while Ruby considers it one of the funniest.
Peter would've idolized Bug if Starship was like a movie musical in the Hatchetfield Universe. I think Status Quo was one of his favorite songs as a kid and really related to Bug. He was definitely him for Halloween in like 2nd grade and no one got the reference because it was some random movie and no one knew it
Thinking about Lucifer, who will commonly be seen listening to Classical music in the music room, but personally prefers Gothic music/bands because of his strong liking to the intricate instrumentals and the unique vocals that pair perfectly alongside a glass of chilled Demonus.
Or Diavolo, who loves to play to 80’s/90's RnB at small gatherings and informal parties, but not as much as he loves to listen to Reggae while he does paperwork, the strong messages of unity and peace reminds him of why he started the Three-Realms-Exchange Program in the first place.
And even Barbatos who listens to Oldies Rock during whatever free-time he has during the day while he throughly reads over Important Documents before sending them off for Diavolo to sign, but blasts Heavy Metal as he tidies around the Castle in the later hours of the Devildom Night.
ace was definitely that one kid in middle school that would send everyone a random link, and if you clicked on it it would either open up straight up porn, or it would give you a virus
deuce still has blond hairs that low key look grey if you aren’t close enough
deuce has tried to study a dictionary before
trey likes to babysit kalim for jamil sometimes because he reminds him of his siblings, so he's not that hard to care for.
cater does his own piercings and is pretty good at it
leona doesn't like trey. nobody, not even himself knows why, he just doesn't like him. he would see him in the hall and be like "this bitch" for no reason.
azul prioritizes keeping his lips moisturized and he either has a little container of vaseline or original chapstick (or both if we’re feeling crazy 😼)
in a brief convo w/ cater, jamil mentioned wanting some sort of piercing...long story short jamil is now currently waiting for a time when cater can give him a nose piercing
jamil thinks TikTok dances are dumb so if and when he actually decides to do them he stylizes them (and best believe the people of TikTok eat it up every time)
jamil has eaten baby food as a… not baby
malleus is bothered by patterns on clothes, whether it be zigzags or polka dots or ESPECIALLY vertical lines, it irritates him
Neil and Andrew basically bully each other into going to the dentist. They get through their consultations just fine and turns out they'll both need fillings along with the normal cleanings. Neil is surprisingly okay with the idea of getting his done, but Andrew is completely refusing. He won't go to his filling appointment. People numbing and drilling in his mouth? Absolutely not. Neil keeps trying to bribe the staff to let him in the room even though he's not a relative, but he has no success. Neil eventually sighs and asks Aaron if he's willing to sit in on Andrew's appointment. Aaron begrudgingly agrees (because deep down he loves his brother and wants him healthy). Andrew accepts and he gets through the appointment by glaring daggers at Aaron from between the dentists' arms (and by Aaron's comforting hand on his ankle).
Since Freddy is Gregory’s favorite, with Cassie being Roxanne wolf, and some people saying Tony’s to be Bonnie, could Ellis be chica ? I mean I can see him liking chica since chica is some sort of a party person. idk just saying something that came in my mind.
Leo sweats a lot in the night, like a lot and he's super embarrassed by it
(controversial) Donnie is a lord of the rings nerd, not a Harry Potter nerd
Mikey is secretly everyone's fave brother but none of the others will ever admit that
Raph actually enjoys ballroom dancing, he just thinks he's too clumsy so he never tells anyone he can
Raph is also super into meme culture and him and Donnie regularly exchange the best ones they find
Leo has seen every season of friends and can't fucking stand a single one of them. He has no idea why he watched it all.
Mikey can speak a few languages (he thought Spanish sounded cool) and is pretty good at picking it up
Donnie hates getting tech stuff as gifts but is so hard to buy for that no one knows what else to get him (he'll start dropping not-so-subtle hints like "sure would be nice if *someone* could get me a popcorn maker for Christmas...")
Leo and Splinter aren't as close as everyone thinks, Leo kinda resents being the one in charge 24/7
Darkest sense of humour actually goes to Mikey, he just gets told off for it the most so he's learnt to shut up
Raph suffers with bad nightmares
The only extrovert is Mikey, Raph is somewhere in-between
Leo has 0 rizz/game. super awkward when he has a crush
Donnie, however, isn't as bashful and shy as you'd think....