#mom also confused

[boycannibal]

nothing kills u more than a loud noise

#a shelf in our pantry collapsed . so im on my computer video gaming then boom crash and sound of glass shattering #natrually im worried something in the kitchen collapsed onto my mom killing her instantly. #my dad jerked awake also thinks that so we rush to the living room/kitchen confused #mom also confused #big red stain flowing from the pantry door. #rip to some wines and one mead . nothing sentimental so its good but a lot of sticky mess. less good #man that was. so stressful.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Red Hood finds Nightwing in the throes of fear toxin, babbling about missed calls and text messages.

#prompts #you know the drill #Jason is very confused and also very pissed #where the hell is Batman when his precious robins need him? #certainly not where he should be no sir #instead Jason has to deal with this crap #and totally ruin his street cred as a newly minced crime lord #goddammit #also Dick needs to shut up a out stupid calls and texts #did he forget to reply to his gf or something? #Jason is in for one hell of a surprise when Nightwing suddenly starts screaming his name and begging him not to go after his mom #…huh #interesting #now how can Jason make this worse? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #nightwing #dick and Jason #batman

[ebonyheartnet]

Prompt: Dorathea has her position as queen be threatened because misogyny sucks, blah, blah, blah. Someone brought up the whole, “lack of an heir,” thing and claimed women just up and reincarnate/move on randomly, because they’re, “easily overcome with emotion.” The best way to keep there from being a riot without just giving it back to her brother? Just name an heir.

Now if only Dora had remembered to actually tell Danny.

#ebony writes the thing #danny phantom #danny fenton #princess dorathea #surprise royalty AU #could easily be #dp x dc #but like. not required. #I just think it’d be funny for Danny to screw up. only to find out ‘what do you mean I have diplomatic immunity??’ #this is specifically *not* a ghost king AU. but it’d also be really funny if Danny thought it was. #poor kid starts hyperventilating like. ‘I’m too young to rule a dimension. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO!’ #like. he’s halfway to waking up Pariah to give it back when someone goes. ‘I called your mom to explain things and calm you down.’ #this causes Different Panic. then confusion when it’s Dora showing up. looking distinctly sheepish.

[cringelordofchaos]

// for even if I'm far away, I hold you in my heart //⟩ 💙💜

#IK THIS MIGHR NOT MAKE ANY SENSE TO MANY PPL BUT HEAR ME OUT #ALSO I SHOWED HER THE DRAWING WHILE IT WAS IN PROGRESS AND WAS SO CONFUSED #i tried hiding the fact rhat this was ship art nut she immediately asked “are they in love? they look like they are” #“did they break up or something? why does the one on the left look sad?” #JDJDJCJDIX #also i have NO IDEA if im posting this at the right time #cuz timezomes n everything #so this might flopp #all i can do is hope for the best #silvespio #silver x espio #espio x silver #espilver #sth #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #espio the chameleon #sonic fanart #artists on tumblr #art #my art #digital art #espio #silver #edit. i just reread my tags and #id like to elaborate. by “her ” i meant my mom #my top posts #espio & silver #toki drawz

[zivazivc]

Did Les and Hed know either of their fathers?

Yes, they lived with both actually, and they both refer(red) to both of their fathers as "dad" (well, hed's father was daddy).

They lived with Hed's dad and their mom in a small village/town in the rock kingdom since Les was basically still a baby and till he was around 8 or 9 when their mom died (Hed then being 4 or 5). Soon after that Les ran away and took Hed with him, because Hed's dad was very abusive toward him and it only got worse when Les grew to the height and size of an adult rock troll at around 8 years old. Les had a very hard time growing up in the rock kingdom in general, he was the only mixed genre troll where they lived and no one ever treated him age-appropriate because of his size, even unintentionally. Don't even get me started on the bigotry. :(

So then Les ran away with Hed to go find his biological dad, because surely his real dad who is also a funk troll like him would like him more. (Somehow they managed to find him with the help of one old photo Les had of him.) It turned out that wasn't the case and Les quickly realized that the funk trolls didn't consider him as one of their own either. But his dad still (reluctantly) decided to take them in if they stayed out of the way. And that's where they grew up and lived (in Vibe City) until not that long before they meet Floyd. It was a very strange and not at all child friendly environment because Les's dad lives in a cramped apartment with a bunch of stoner roommates and with different trolls coming and leaving all the time, so their home was more a hangout den for a bunch of washed up adults than an actual home...

The two rock trolls' first month there; Les was learning how to play the bass and he got super into it and he broke into song which then ended up with a punk rock scream, Hed heard it and started screaming all over the apartment (normal and healthy behavior for many rock troll kids):

Floyd also had the misfortune of meeting both of them (Les's dad intentionally and Hed's dad by chance). It's an understatement if I say he despises them

#sorry if this is confusing to read with all the hed and hed's dad and les and les's dad #i only have a name for les's dad so far #which is ish #it's short for “licorice” lmao #he is an awful excuse for a dad and i hate him #but hed's dad is the one in would step on and squish without hesitation #and then i'd scrape my shoe against the ground to get rid of the crap stuck to the sole #their mom can fuck off too #:( #trolls #dreamworks trolls #my art #ex bandmates #trolls oc #les #hed #answered #rock trolls just unlock all the curse words at birth lmao #also hed was just a yapper #he still kinda is #gwowwing is growling if you're confused #because i think it looks confusing

[jack-the-fool]

Do you think that post post-forgotten realms Darryl learned Japanese in order to complement Odyssey-San directly and then later taught Lincoln but inadvertently framed it as a useful car skill?

#What I'm saying is that lincoln is fluent in japanese but only uses it in relation to cars #the only anime that makes sense to him is mech anime #dndads #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies #lincon li wilson #darryl wilson #the boy is gonna be so confused when he eventually takes drivers ed #dndads darryl #dndads linc #I also just now realized he could drive taylors moms car huh #jack.txt

[blaiddraws]

I wish my centiskorch was real. i want to give her kissies and scritches and hugs. my beloved weird little beastie. i love Girlbelt

#pokemon #centiskorch #i am SO incredibly attached to this silly little pixel bug #also the words are referring to. that one video #where a cat is sitting in a pot and multiple people behind the camera are bullying him. little baby! little babyman!! #that video. lives in my head 24/7. #also yeah her name is Girlbelt #i mentioned it to mom and she gave me. THE most baffled look. confused noises #but like. she's belt. she's girl. mom just paused for a minute and then finally said. yeah okay that's fair. and walked away #(on that note. she's a tcg enthusiast. recently she got either sword or shield because both me and my older brother play it now #and she wanted to join in. the only other pokemon video games she's played is pokemon go and let's go eevee) #(i say either sword or shield because i. uh. can't remember) #girlbelt #deserves a tag. i have decided

[give-grian-rights]

being so absorbed in obscure and weird history and happenings that i forget this isn't common knowledge. talking to my mom about the man who is speculated to have potentially been the TRUE first person on Mount Everest, George Mallory, and i just casually go "obviously you know that bodies on Mount Everest don't decay," and she just goes "..no, i don't, back up?"

#i also kinda know where i get my weird morbid habits from since my mom started laughing when I explained Green Boots to her #and she said that someone should move them to confuse people . like yeah okay #weird history #history #mika-posts

[stealingpotatoes]

Ok but handmaidens would have to be confusing at least a little for little Luke and Leia. There are like 12 other moms but none of them are mom????

by the time the twins are born, I think most the Handmaidens have been apart from Padmé long enough to look and act pretty uniquely -- but most is not all, and Sabé canonically keeps looking so much like Padmé that Vader thinks she is Padmé LOL soo... realistically it makes sense the twins confused beyond belief about at least ONE of their several mom-but-not-moms

that being said they are 2 of the strongest force users like Ever so Padmé might be really anxious about her kids thinking the wrong é is their mum, but thanks to baby force vibe checks, they literally never get confused loll. either way its very fun

#identical twins would be such a confusing discovery for them #because 1. they dont look the same as one another and 2. mom and aunt sabé arent even blood related and they DO look the same #they think identical twins are a myth the reality is just twins look different and the only ppl who look identical to you are body doubles #thanks for the ask! #also i find it rlly funny that in the 3rd padme book anakin is like the One person to see thru sabé pretending to be padme immediately #but in the vader comics he gets the two of them confused every 2 minutes. down bad disease

[batarangsoundsdumb]

jon kent nature youtuber where he posts artful homemade nature documentaries with full narration about like 'the lady bug´s quest for food' and then on the flipside there's also 30 second shaky cam videos of him trying to talk to a bison about dating and getting attacked.

#yes i am on a quest to get him a personality #this is the first point #how do i argue this. well first of all 1) grew up partially on a farm #also it would be funny #which is two very good reasons #would love to see him be like 'mom. dad. i want to be a journalist' and theyre SO HAPPY LIKE 'YAAS JON COME WORK FOR THE DAILY PLANET' #and then jon's like 'ok so like i want to talk about fire ant colonies' #clark and lois still happy but a lil confused #'is there... corruption involved? perhaps a secret government plot?' #'no mom theyre ants' #jon kent #superman #superman: son of kal el #mission get jon kent some personality

[nerdiwolverine]

I was talking with my mom about my aunt and she mentioned how my aunt hasn't had/doesn't have any romantic or sexual attraction to anyone and I was just like "👀 what"

Guys I think my aunt is aro ace

#my mom also said that my aunt is the most asexual person shes ever met and Im taking that as a challenge #im also confused as to how my mom knows what asexuality is but thats not what Im focused on #ive always had a hunch that my aunt is aspec but this just confirms it #asexual #asexuality #aspec #aromantic #aromantism #arospec #aroace

[aro-in-danyl]

Alastor's Father

WARNING: period-typical racism, WW1, race-based murder

I see a lot of fics where Alastor's dad is a piece of shit and abusive, but I'd love to see one where Al's dad actually loves and cares for his family but was taken from them when Alastor was too young to remember much about him.

Maybe he died as a soldier in WW1 or made it back to the US only to be killed some other way. If he was black, then those odds go way up unfortunately.

We don't know much about Al's parents but if it's still canon that he's creole, then that means at least one of his parents has black ancestry. A lot of the fics I've seen give him a black mom/white dad, but I think it would be interesting if both his parents were mixed too.

Anyway, what I'm getting at is if Al's dad was killed when he was still little, then they wouldn't recognize each other in hell now would they?

Al's dad sure does love his family, but everyone else can fuck off. And ooh boi did he earn his place in hell trying to protect them, not that heaven cared about his motives.

The second he finds out Alastor the Radio Demon is his baby boy? Hell hath no fury like a protective parent. He doesn't give a flying fuck about the atrocities Alastor has caused, that's his baby and no one is going to hurt him while he's not double-dead.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel au #alastor's father #now if we also gave alastor an abusive step-dad we could give him daddy issues AND a loving father #and also explain why he prefers the company of woman #cue Alastor's dad being overwhelmingly protective #Alastor's dad about Vox: Is this guy bothering you son? #I just want to see a fic with Al's dad trying his best and Alastor being confused over it #maybe they bond over stories about Al's mom #and dad jokes #pair this with trans! Alastor and Al's dad goes overboard with showing his support #Al's dad being the most stereotypical loving dad in existence #this was inspired by that one audio “I'm not. I fucking love my dad. My dad's fucking awesome.”

[ispyspookymansion]

locked behind bars for the protection of pete wentz

#performing strange and unusual genders at fob to the polite confusion of the mom who brought her teenage kid next to me #kora.txt #my face #also did my mohawk so fast today without any good supplies i think for 15 minutes it looks Good

[sadlynotthevoid]

I want to read an og AlbeCale fic where someone or something doss Alberu with an aphrodisiac. He manages to get away but passes out near Cale's house (or crash right to his balcony), who nurses him. Not smut involved, because og!Cale A) it's not going to do that with a drugged person, and B) for some reason knows a lot about poisons— aphrodisiacs included— and their cures.

So, basically a sick fic, except Og!Cale has to hide the sick person until he recovers. Plus, they have to plan how to catch the culprit.

Maybe the house where Og!Cale is at that moment (and therefore, where Alberu crashes) is the one at the capital. Maybe he went to pick up Bassen or maybe in this AU Bassen, Lily and Og!Cale went all at the capital together.

Maybe there was a swordmanship competition/event that Lily really wanted to go to. And og!Cale decided to accompany them because Lily will go alone if not.

Maybe Violan came too because og!Cale just got injured a few days ago. (Deruth cries bitter tears over his paperwork. He can't join his family and leave the territory unsupervised from suddenly).

Maybe they eventually find out and the talk that follows leads them to discover about og!Cale's act. Whatever shenanigans he stumbled into when pretending to be trash and all that this implies included.

All of this happening through Alberu's eyes, who is absolutely confused but so warm. He was drugged as fuck when he ended up here. He felt horny and dizzy and wanted to cry, but this guy here just treated his fever and waited until he woke up. He gave him water and asked a few questions. Then he got him medicine, telling him exactly what it is made of.

He even was careful when giving him meals, making sure nothing would react wrong with the poison on his system.

Cale Henituse, the person rumored to be trash, was more kind and considerated in a pair of days than most nobles can expect to be in their whole lives.

After witnessing the conversation between og!Cale and his family, Alberu realizes that he is just like that. This is not special treatment nor pity. This is who he is when his mask doesn't reach to cover him up fully. It's just a part, but is more than most people get to see.

Soft and warm.

Once Alberu heals and can go back to his palace, he still comes to visit og!Cale many times.

#og!cale is also into him #he likes them adorable and a bit dumb #but also smart enough to get him #and he likes to mess with alberu a bit #he's like his mom in that #alberu sees og!cale being soft and he melts #it doesn't help that og!cale has the habit of brushing his sublings hair when they're sick #and mindlessly does the same for alberu #alberu goes from overstressed and panicking to confused #to 'oh this is like the fluu then' #to happily getting pets and being feed by og!cale #of course he comes back #tasha losses her shit when she hears about the incident #she's up for killing the bastard who gave that to her nephew #og!cale and violan offer their help #violan approves alberu because he makes og!cale smile #and laugh #alberu crossman #original cale henituse #og cale henituse #og albecale #fic ideas

[cookiescr]

big boi!! tomorrow hopefully I can get one :D We still have those ikea gift cards from a while ago and my mom finally has the opportunity to go to ikea tomorrow

#i am a bit confused why her zumba friends want to hangout in ikea tho #like i know there's food and stuff but isn't it mostly furniture and stuff #rants n rambles #also this is more than half my height #kinda wanted to get djungelskog or blahaj but more expensive and also there's only 1 stock left in the ikea they're going to #but hey this ones mouth opens :D #thank you to my mom's client for giving us 45 dollar worth of gift cards we did not know what to do with it we've never been to ikea lkjsal #while i was making this posot i have found out that there is 20 left of blavingad so it highly possible that i will no be able to get it #but fingers crossed

[ben-man]

Text:

"you hate this photo, your mother kisses it when she goes to sleep, she kisses it like a rosary. she holds it like a prayer. she asks herself where you went. she tries to forgive herself for not knowing one day would be the last you smiled wide enough to scrunch your nose up. she forgives herself for not remembering it. you hate yourself. you hate the way the fat on your body rolls and undulates, you know the flesh on your bones in this picture must be an illusion, its unbefitting of g-d."

"your father asked you to do a second photo 'with a nice smile this time'. you want him to be happy, and smile when he sees you."

"when they bury you it is in a closed casket, they tell your mother what you have done. she can't hear them over the way you laughed in 1991. her baby is 5. 5 and still growing."

#light yagami #death note #death note fanart #my art #tw: fatphobia #tw fatphobia #tw internalized fatphobia #tw: internalized fatphobia #I like light yagami a lot #I wanted to draw a childhood photo of him #and write about his mom #and the way he smiled big and ugly as a kid #and him having a closed casket #im very normal about him #also for any confused goys wondering why g-d is censored #im very jewish #also he looks at himself when hes five and can only think about how imperfect and ugly he looks #when he was barely old enough to count and still climbed into his mothers bed when he had nightmares #anyway hope my abnormality about him is appreciated by someone #I was originally going to have the final text be 'my baby what have you done?' #I just think he had a lot of self worth issues as teen. I mean what teen doesnt but cmon. he looks like a supermodel and it just honestly #makes more sense if thats because he has some terrible issues and also hes light yagami #he cant be fucking normal about anything #its all the mask and the illusion #not to make the overdone patrick bateman comparison #but ya know