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bad news: your old friend's mom died

good news: you just won high school reunion bingo

bad news: your friend just saw you strike 'dead mother' off your bingo card

#last poste before i log off and am faced with the silence of my own room questioning my sanity #highly recommended activity though #bingo and logging off both

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getting a time machine to go tell my younger self im thriving but all they care is about how many tumble notes i make a month and whether the little gay ppl on my shows are canon (they are, sometimes)

#and ofc how batman is doing #idk i havent seen him around town in a while #he's probably just up there with all the other guys while i experience superhero fatigue #my tumble notes are bad man #nobody cares about me or my showwwwsss #i go thru too many shows bc every time i feel bad i need to watch something sad to be able to emote

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you, the woke mob: dont light fire to the oval

me, an in(cel)tellectuale: *the accidental third testicle of my penis shaped courtyard fire sets fire to the school i just got fired from*

#heartbreak high #everybody go watch that shit right now #coach voss is giving problematic gym teacher energy that i can use to reflect on my problematic gym teachers of the past #(one did fraud and drunk driving. the other groomed a former student)

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never have i wanted a show to end on 'and it was all a dream' more than while watching one day

#i just finished #WHYYY #im still crying #one day 2024

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there's two wolves inside of you; chronic oversharer vs still scared of strangers on the internet

#sometimes im like 'damn they know i live in europe what if the internet strangers find me' #1 in 900 million 🙏✨️💪 #anyways i will not vent bc i dont think it is suitable to this environment but lemme just #AAQHQHQHQHQHQHQHHQHQHQHQHAHHAHAHQHQHQHQHQHHAHQHQ

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"that's just deutsche bahn" "haha you should never take db" im sorry for assuming that the efficiency/wir schaffen das country actually has functioning public transport

in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

#i maintain that its capitalism's fault #western germany shouldve just had intermittent communism or something to ensure them actually investing in trains instead of the autob*hn #FUCK DEUTSCHE BAHN #when i catch you deutsche bahn #im still travelling btw. it wouldve been more efficient to take a fucking flixbus methinks

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I TAKE IT ALL BACK. deutsche bahn when i catch you,,,,,,, when i catch you deutsche bahn,,,, when i catch you

in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

#u know the delay these fucking people tried to pull off?? 240 minutee #i am on the train like 'hmm its going a bit slow' well so fucking slow that they are delayed by FOUR FUCKING HOURS #i couldve walked home faster #western europe just crushes ur spirit #we need to start publicly shaming deutsche bahn more #next time i will be leaving on a jet plane john denver style cus this ICE is cold in a bad way #plus the seats are fucking uncomfortable

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there's free coffee on this bus i'm on (its like a car but you don't have to drive and lots of people can fit on it and the seats are comfy)

in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

#there's also screens to watch movies (and their selection slays) #this is public transport erotica imo #regiojet czechya u will always have my heart

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in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

#goddammit i want more public transport #i need a train everywhere and for no more than 25 euros #this is not much to ask for

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ive extended my theory to the following: when you can talk about gross shit with your friends, without feeling embarassed or them going like 'ew gross' you have achieved ultimate friendship

nobody tells you about the stage in a friendship where you discuss your stools. i don't think i've ever been happier than when a friend confides in me about their diarrhea.

#being gross together = being soulmates #besties who poop together stay together

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BREAKING NEWS: Two Heroes in Dire Condition After Visit to Spoiler and Black Bat's Secret Base. "A layer of cheeto dust covered all surfaces and the smell of dirty socks was ever present," says one victim, who goes by Nightwing.

#women are so gross *bats eyelashes* #spoiler #stephanie brown #cass cain #black bat

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jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.

#yeah chief. thats it. the perfect post to make so people will boop me this april fools #lmao no its so true thooo #he keeps sourcing it like 'trust me bro' and gets rejected #jason todd #dc #red hood

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also something wrong with germans man, stop packing so much shit you need to leave room for me and my buddies.

hitchhiking is all fun and games until you realise you have to sleep on a gas station bench because everybody loves going to frankfurt more than you :(

#had to wait for 2 hours bc germans keep bringing their kids #and their stuff #ridiculous #werent they expecting me???

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btw nothing wrong with frankfurt, something is definitely wrong with everybody going there instead of going to where i need them to go

hitchhiking is all fun and games until you realise you have to sleep on a gas station bench because everybody loves going to frankfurt more than you :(

#:/ #somebody release me from the luminescent colours of this gas station

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hitchhiking is all fun and games until you realise you have to sleep on a gas station bench because everybody loves going to frankfurt more than you :(

#FUCK FRANKFURT

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nobody tells you about the stage in a friendship where you discuss your stools. i don't think i've ever been happier than when a friend confides in me about their diarrhea.

#IBS stands for im besties slay

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i started ironically calling red wine the blood of christ now i cant stop. i say 'you want some more blood?' as if i work at the vampire night club.

#easter better be over QUICK #cant take this anymore #made some garlic body of christ also #and it was fk lush btw