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foxglovecove · 6 months

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Loki does a dad joke, Heimdall does a hit

#loki laufeyson #god of mischief #and dad jokes #bifrost #bi icon Loki #frost giant Loki #heimdall #comic #Loki comic #marvel comics #MCU #my art #Loki #dad jokes

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aro-in-danyl · 2 months

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Alastor's Father

WARNING: period-typical racism, WW1, race-based murder

I see a lot of fics where Alastor's dad is a piece of shit and abusive, but I'd love to see one where Al's dad actually loves and cares for his family but was taken from them when Alastor was too young to remember much about him.

Maybe he died as a soldier in WW1 or made it back to the US only to be killed some other way. If he was black, then those odds go way up unfortunately.

We don't know much about Al's parents but if it's still canon that he's creole, then that means at least one of his parents has black ancestry. A lot of the fics I've seen give him a black mom/white dad, but I think it would be interesting if both his parents were mixed too.

Anyway, what I'm getting at is if Al's dad was killed when he was still little, then they wouldn't recognize each other in hell now would they?

Al's dad sure does love his family, but everyone else can fuck off. And ooh boi did he earn his place in hell trying to protect them, not that heaven cared about his motives.

The second he finds out Alastor the Radio Demon is his baby boy? Hell hath no fury like a protective parent. He doesn't give a flying fuck about the atrocities Alastor has caused, that's his baby and no one is going to hurt him while he's not double-dead.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel au #alastor's father #now if we also gave alastor an abusive step-dad we could give him daddy issues AND a loving father #and also explain why he prefers the company of woman #cue Alastor's dad being overwhelmingly protective #Alastor's dad about Vox: Is this guy bothering you son?#I just want to see a fic with Al's dad trying his best and Alastor being confused over it #maybe they bond over stories about Al's mom #and dad jokes #pair this with trans! Alastor and Al's dad goes overboard with showing his support #Al's dad being the most stereotypical loving dad in existence #this was inspired by that one audio “I'm not. I fucking love my dad. My dad's fucking awesome.”

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zukkarights69 · 1 year

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Sokka: What do you call a fish in a bow tie?

Zuko: I don't know

Sokka: Sofishticated

Zuko, trying not to laugh:

#avatar incorrect quotes #zuko #avatar #avatar the last airbender #atla zukka #incorrect quotes #sokka #zukka #once again based on a conversation i had with my mum #she keeps sending me puns #and dad jokes

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tasty-tiktoks · 4 months

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#tiktok #cc #dad jokes #dad life

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diabloku · 3 months

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the two cakes meme but make it about

✨ DADS✨

Bonus, she wants them to get along:

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel Lucifer #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel Alastor #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel Charlie #two dads #twice the dad jokes lol

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catchymemes · 9 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #adulthood #jokes #dad jokes

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tomcruisingthroughlife · 2 months

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#funny #funny content #lol #funny memes #memes #comedy #meme #lol memes #rofl #tumblr #dad jokes

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank · 1 year

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#talkin #tik tok #wife jokes #dad jokes #relationships #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k

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pears-palette · 5 months

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My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).

So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”

It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.

#i love my dad #dad joke #transgender #trans masc #trans man #transisbeautiful #transmasc #trans pride #trans acceptance #trans humor #trans #lgbt #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans community #queer

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phemiec · 11 months

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Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

#Jokes #dem dad jokes #nbc hannibal #hannibal montanabal #I’m so fucking high shit fuc…..#If I’m not the first person to have done this joke I’m going to Roblox #myself #boring text posts

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myths-and-girls · 7 months

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Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

#top surgery #gender nonconforming #gender dysphoria #dad jokes #trans nonbinary #transgender #nonbinary

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idiotsonlyevent · 25 days

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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

#i love making fun of him but he is like. Very Explicitly Not a Deadbeat Dad lol #WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #CHILCHUCK I AHTE EYOUUUUUIUUU #WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME....#EDIT: 'i thought the deadbeat dad stuff was a joke do ppl actually think that?' YES thats why i made this post 😭😭 bc ive seen ppl genuinely #say that hes a bad dad/husband!#L.txt #dungeon meshi #chilposting #long post #chilchuck #chilchuck tims

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viktheviking1 · 6 months

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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!