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[filmnoirsbian]

My dad has a massive vegetable garden and it is his life. Whenever I ask how things are going, he tells me about the garden. Periodically he will text me a picture of the things he's harvested and ask when I'm coming to pick them up. And for a while, the biggest bit of garden gossip has been his nemesis, the gopher. This gopher was consistently ruining his day by pilfering the best of everything just before my dad could harvest it. Anytime I talked to him, all he had to tell me about was "that damned gopher." He dreamt about killing the gopher, his truest enemy. He tried to train the dog to hunt the gopher, but the dog is a pacifist. He led some of the barn cats to the holes, but the barn cats have unionized and refused his offered rate. He then laid no-kill traps (can't risk having poison near the crops) with eventual gophercide in mind, but then suddenly he was faced with a cute and terrified animal and didn't have the heart. He released it. "He was so scared, he'll never come back." The gopher was back the next day, with a vengeance. That was some weeks ago. Today, my dad sent me pictures of his garden, and I saw a squash gently laid by the gopher's hole, like a package left on the doorstep. I said "Dad, what's that squash doing there by the gopher hole?" He said "Oh, he likes squash best." In an effort to appease the gopher, my father now gives him a little squash everyday, like leaving an offering for a garden spirit. This apparently works well as a compromise; the gopher has stopped stealing, content to have his meals delivered to his door.

#tcp #dads

[spacebubblehomebase]

"SEE-MORE!!!" Get it??? Cause- ACK! (Gets 🍅 to the face.) OW! Okay! OK! I'll stop!

-Bubbly💙

#...for now. #jk #dad jokes #rubber ducks #spacebubblearts #fanart #huskerdust #radioapple #appleradio #queerplatonic #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin lucifer #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #charlie magne #lucifer magne #puns #dads #wholesome #humor #amazon prime #domestic fluff #my artstyle #alastor x lucifer #husk x angel dust #duckydeer

[necrofuturism]

#in honor of me going on yet another submarine with my dad this weekend #dads

[thatsthat24]

They're trying their best 👨🏻

#dads #TSshorts

[danadelion]

Roommates ✨

#witch hat atelier #olruggio #qifrey #olruggio x qifrey #witch hat atelier fanart #dads #fan art #roommates #art

[abz-j-harding]

My Pizza story.

And then some.

#pizza #rantings #abz j harding and family #dads #dads cooking

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about relationships #submitted dec 7 #dads #daddy issues #parents #family

[skibbiescoober]

I just want to say that the dads in Kung Fu Panda 4 act like the gayest dads… and I’m here for it. ❤️

The movie is so good ⭐️

#kung fu panda #kung fu panda 4 #po #dads #gay #fypシ #fyp #li Shan #Mr ping #panda #goose #gay dads #movie #good movie #chameleon #jack black #tai lung #lord shen #Kai

[cupidscrule]

Why can't he kill my dad :(

#cupidscruel🍡 #dante dmc3 #dante dmc #dmc dante #dante devil may cry #dante sparda #dante x reader #dante x you #dmc 5 #dmc 3 #dmc4 #dmc5 #dmc #dante #dante sparda x you #dante sparda x reader #dante sparda fluff #sparda twins #dads #i hate my dad

[slkflowr]

old art but i still think about their lookup figures…

#itafushikugi #do not separate..😞 #i fear this hits different with shibuya arc happening rn #gojo satoru #nanami kento #dads #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk s2 #fanart #artists on tumblr #my art

[jorongbak]

I am pleasantly surprised to find out that dads wearing sandals with socks is a universal thing

"And have you forgotten Nail- how old is he-"

"I SAID SHUT UP."

#vegeta #goku #piccolo #kami #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dbz #dbs #dads

[warandpeas]

Planet Dad

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#comic #comic strip #dad #dads #female scientist #funnies #funny #galaxy #getting cigarettes #humor #lol #NASA #planet #Planet Dad #planets #science #scientiest #war and peas #webcomic

[toomanywatchers]

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #wearewatcher #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #ghost files #top 5 beatdown #dads #shane madej is jesus #eddy burback #top 5 beatdown dads #ryan bergara #steven lim #puppet history

[dailydccomics]

the multiverse-hopping adventures of Clark and Bruce Batman/Superman: World's Finest #20 art by Dan Mora + Tamra Bonvillain

#superbat #dc comics #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc #batman #superman #world's finest #batman/superman #earth 22 #the flash #barry allen #kingdom come #comics #tuesday spoilers #dads

[basiatlu]

Are you planning to draw more Wolfstar? Because they look sooo good in your style

I’m glad you like my takes on them!! Sirius and Remus kind of are still evolving in their designs since I don’t draw them as often as Harry and Draco. I’m glad to have another round of practice, here!

#dads #harry potter #wolfstar #old dogs #sirius black #remus lupin #the ancient and most noble house of black #order of the phoenix #harry potter fanart #harry potter art #art #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #doodle #marauders #padfoot #moony #boshdraws

[pusheen]

#pusheen #fathersday #dads