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no but can you imagine being frank iero right now. he can literally do anything and suddenly a stampede of mcr5 truthers are knocking down his door reciting their encyclopedic knowledge of every thing he has ever said and done leading to this moment and why it means mcr5 is happening. he probably doesn't even remember any of that shit. this becomes 1,000x funnier if mcr5 is actually happening because gerard would be like "frank c'mon not again we promised to keep it secret" and frank is over here like "motherfucker I'm not even TRYING"
#this works for any member of mcr technically but frank is the only one who's really active on social media so all the pressure is on him#i mean mikey too but i think he's more of a#dad life#had such a great time at this venue!#type of person whereas frank is. well he's something.#but idk I rarely use social media#frank iero#gerard way#mcr#mcr5#my chemical romance
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“ Father of diary's piklopedia a like is space with son . Need a Hocotate Ship a future is son's. ”🚀
-Captain Sagittarius
Want as remembered to Pikmin 5. Ojalá.
#illustration#sketch art#captain olimar#olimar's son#pikmin#pikmin 4#pikmin olimar#dad life#pnp404 like#yes Hocotate ship is future a son yees#eso claro#piklopedia
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My kiddo (almost 20 months old) loves Persona 5 Royal, especially Morgana. So I'm making them a Morgana costume for Purim, and I just finished the belt+pouch.
The bag has a little loop to attach to the belt (which will be attached to the shirt of the costume). I made it out of cereal box cardboard and felt, and I'm planning to add a lining.
There may also be a plush Hamantaschen "treasure," but only if I get everything else made in time. Next up: ears!
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Waiting in a dark parking lot again…
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#hes just like me fr#dad life#gotta give them a good yet realistic show#lmao#memes#dank humor#lmao what#omg humor#self deprecating humor#dank memes#dark comedy#darkhumourmemes#meme#dark memes#oof lmao#lol memes#stupid humor#dank meme#lmaooo#dankmemes#lol#funny meme#dankest memes#funny memes#lol wtf#stolen memes#chemistry humor#chemistry#scientific#🧠
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Oliver as a Dad
I feel like if there was ever a more patient and nurturing man, it would be Oliver. As a father, that shines through. I do not see him having a huge family (like Bruno, James, Jake, Gary, Bobby). One to two kids would be his ideal family size. His first born is a girl and his second is a boy.
🌺 When his two kids were born, Oliver didn’t sob, but he did cry. He was almost scared to touch them because they were so small compared to him. He was scared he’d break them. But once they looked up into his eyes, he was smitten. No love could ever compare to the love he has for his children.
🌺 Oliver as a girl dad is incredibly sweet. He tries to be strong with her, but she is so much like him that he can’t resist when she gives him her big brown eyes. He sees so much of himself in her. She has all of his mannerisms and quirks. She is Oliver’s little twin.
🌺 Oliver as a boy dad is energetic! His son keeps him on his toes, and always pushing boundaries. You’d think his daughter would be that way, but no, his son is his complete opposite. He’s always getting into something. Cannot leave him alone for a second! Dandelion gets exhausted being his partner in crime.
🌺 He loves reading bedtime stories!
🌺 Breakfast is a busy time in this household. Food cooking, people rushing around, it gets crazy. Oliver likes to be the one cooking. He makes breakfast every single morning before work and school. Includes little pictures he drew in the kids’ lunch boxes, too.
🌺 Dandelion rotates sleeping in the kids’ rooms. She likes to check up on them through the night. She’s their cat-mom. And she is insanely protective of them. No one messes with her human babies. 🐈
🌺 Oliver actually gets along with his kids as teenagers. He’s laid back and pretty easy-going. He knows when to give them space. He’s not quite up on a lot of the trends, in which case his kids will kindly educate him.
🌺 His daughter’s friends have crushes on him and his son’s friends are intimidated by him (at first). He thinks it’s funny.
🌺 Oliver is Southeast Asian, so he loves to teach his kids all about his culture. He’s very proud of that. He likes to make a traditional dish a few times a week for dinner, and invite his nan over. He’s very close with her.
🌺 As a tattoo artist, Oliver’s kids have been hanging out at the shop since they were newborns. His daughter actually wants to follow in his footsteps, and would love to be his apprentice. She’s insanely gifted at art and can draw anything that pops into her head. Her specialty is portraits. Oliver’s proud to teach her everything he knows. His son would “rather die than work here…” (actual quote from him).
🌺 Bruno got his first tattoo by Oliver, and they frequently hang out at each other’s houses. Their families are pretty close. Every now and then Will and Kobi hangs out with them, too.
🌺 Oliver’s parenting style is just vibing and going with the flow. He has raised his kids to be genuinely good people. He is a proud father, and encourages them daily to chase their dreams. No matter what happens in life, he will always stand right beside his children and guide them. He melts my heart so much.
I haven’t played Oliver’s route, so please don’t attack me if things are wrong! I hope all the Oliver stans enjoy some wholesome dad content. Thank you, @libelle949, for recommending him! If you want some spicy NSFW HC’s on Ollie, Suzi has some for him here. 🖤
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CE characters as Dads
Steve Rogers:
Steve loves being a dad.
He's retired from going on missions, but still trains new recruits and does paperwork.
You help out on missions, but decided to work more on the training end rather than going in the field.
You and Steve have three kids: James Joseph Rogers, Sarah Anne Rogers, and Margaret Louise Rogers.
You were apprehensive about naming your last baby Margaret, but you wanted to honor Peggy Carter's memory.
James' and Sarah's first word was Mama.
Margaret's first word was Dada.
School lunches have to be meticulously planned and packed.
Steve is confused about nut allergies, gluten free stuff, and vegan stuff.
Remember, this wasn't a thing when Steve was alive.
Dietary needs have changed tremendously since Steve came out of the ice.
You help Steve pack the lunches.
Dinner? You and Steve cook dinner together.
Steve loves making meatloaf, spaghetti, lasagna, mac and cheese, pizza, and burgers.
You make more advanced things like baked ziti, baked chicken, fish tacos (they're a favorite with James and Sarah), regular tacos, sloppy joes (they're Margaret's favorite), clam chowder (a family favorite), turkey, roast beef, and pizza.
Steve loves family movie night and family game night.
You watch anything Disney, and family game night is always kid friendly games.
Steve never thought he'd have the chance to be a dad.
He achieved his dream with you.
Colin Shea:
Colin becomes a stay at home dad.
Eva works because she makes more money than Colin did.
It's an arrangement that works out for the both of them.
Colin volunteers in Harper's class and plays with Robbie.
Colin also keeps the house clean and keeps everything going.
When Eva comes home, he always starts dinner.
Pasta? Done! Fried chicken? Done! Mexican takeout? Done! Chinese takeout? Done! Pizza with cheesy bread and that giant brownie for dessert? Done!
Family movie nights are the best.
Colin and Eva fix a huge bowl of popcorn, and arrange some dollar store candy for everyone to snack on while watching the movie.
Colin also has the laundry done on laundry day.
He also plays his guitar for Harper and Robbie.
They often dance and nod their head to Colin's guitar.
Colin and the kids help you unwind after a long week.
Colin and the kids give you a spa day, manicures and pedicure, and massage included.
Family movie night is an event.
Pizza is ordered, and you turn on a Disney movie.
Harper and Robbie like to dance when they hear the songs.
Family days? Done! It can be a picnic in the park, ice skating followed by warm cookies and hot cocoa and hot coffee, story time at the library, spending time at the local retro arcade, etc.
Colin loves being a dad, and loves doing the stay-at-home duties.
Ransom Drysdale:
You, Harlan, and Katherine are Ransom's world.
Ransom embraced fatherhood.
He embraced married life.
He embraced your MS.
He often picks up the twins from pre-school.
He loves reading to the twins.
He loves cooking for the family.
Breakfasts, lunches, dinners, Ransom cooks it.
The twins love spaghetti with meatballs.
The twins love oatmeal for breakfast.
The twins also love Biscoff cookies and your homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Family movie nights? Ransom loves them, and watches the movies that he never got to watch growing up, due to the fact that Linda and Richard often neglected him, and often fought over Richard having another affair.
Ransom loves snuggling with you.
The twins will snuggle with you and Ransom on movie night.
Harlan and Katherine often snuggle with you and Ransom during story time.
You have a family day at the park, at the beach, and even take the twins skiing on the weekends when the weather gets nice and cold.
Christmas, Halloween, Easter, the Fourth of July are events with Ransom, seeing as how his holidays were always ruined by his dysfunctional family.
Ransom loves being a dad and a husband.
He lives for it.
Andy Barber:
Andy LOVES being a dad!
Andy LOVES being a girl dad.
Taking Joy to her dance class on Saturdays? Check. Taking Joy to her ice skating lessons? Done.
You often take Joy on playdates, and then you're off to Mommy and Me with Penelope.
Andy picks Joy up from her playdates.
Taking care of Penelope? Check.
Making sure that you're keeping your type I diabetes in check, and taking your insulin? Check.
Family dinners and family movie nights? Done!
Andy NEVER had those when he was still married to Laurie and Jacob was there.
He often ate frozen meals, or cooked for himself.
He enjoys cooking dinner and breakfast for the family.
Pasta with meatballs? Done. Pizza he made from scratch? Done. Oatmeal with fruit and toast? Done. Chicken Parm? Done.
Helping you clean the house and do the laundry? Done!
Watching a Disney movie or family movie or a musical with you, Joy and Penelope? Done!
Andy couldn't be happier or prouder.
Being a dad was Andy's life goal.
Andy loves being a dad to the girls and Andy loves being a husband to you.
At the end of each day, Andy loves giving you a foot rub and a massage.
"You do so much for the girls, honey. You deserve to be taken care of."
Jake Jensen:
Like Andy Barber, Jake LOVES being a girl dad.
The twins, Elsa and Anna, often like to do his hair, so Jake's hair will often have barrettes in them.
Jake's nails will often be painted in some interesting color choices.
The girls also get Jake to play Barbie and Disney Princess with him.
Dance class? Nope! Ice skating lessons? Nope!
The girls LOVE playing video games with Jake.
They LOVE Mario Kart.
They also love Minecraft.
Family days at the park? NOPE!
Family days at the library? NOPE!
The girls like story time at the library, and you have your knitting circle there, and your book club, but that's it.
Family days are often spent at Chuck E. Cheese, where they have an arcade.
You find an old-school arcade, and Jake takes you and the girls there.
Family days are best spent at Chuck E. Cheese and the arcade.
It becomes a competition between Jake and you to see who can get the highest score on Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Ms. Pac-Man, Burger Time, Frogger, and even Mortal Kombat.
Racing games are a family favorite because Jake, you, and the girls can play together.
Family movie nights? DONE!
The girls watch Disney movies, the Harry Potter movies, the X-Men films, and they also love Star Wars and Star Trek.
Jake wouldn't trade this life for the world.
Johnny Storm:
Johnny loves being a dad.
He often takes Jake to work with him so you can take a nap, or take a shower, or even remember to eat.
His aunt Susan will often watch Jake when Johnny has to do something.
Aunt Susan often gives Jake candy or cookies when you and Johnny aren't looking.
Johnny and you bottle feed Jake because Jake was unable to breastfeed, so you pump your milk.
Johnny or Susan will often take Jake when you need to pump your milk.
Johnny is all about you and Jake.
Diaper change? Done! Giving Jake his bath? Done!
You often have dinner ready when Johnny comes home.
It's the only time you and Johnny can have an adult conversation, and talk about wedding planning.
Johnny loves spending time with you and Jake, and he loves being a dad.
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#justin timberlake#father's day#2023#jessica biel#instagram post#jt#timberlake#dad life#father and son#silas timberlake#phinneas timberlake
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DAD LIFE 🤎
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my 9-year-old gets here tomorrow night for his spring break. I'm on dad duty for 10 days. we're gonna hit the library and the used book store, and we're gonna play so many video games (that we bought at the used book store), and I want to take him to the aviary to see the convalescing hawks (I haven't actually been there myself...?), and make pancakes for when his friend sleeps over. these are the best weeks.
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Dear Gus & Magnus,
Mom went to a baby shower this afternoon for Sarah. Rhett came over. We crushed some cans and played some pinball, among other things. Yiayia spent the night with us so she could be here in time to hunt Easter eggs with us. While she read bedtime books with Magnus, Mom and I sat down with Gus and explained to him that the Easter Bunny is not real. He's been asking a lot lately, so we decided it was time. After we told him, he asked, "Then who puts the eggs in our yard?" and we explained that we do. We also explained that he cannot tell anyone so that he can help keep the magic alive. When he was a baby I told Mom I feel very uneasy about deceiving him when it came to Santa, the Easter Bunny, etc., but she was right about the magic being fun and I'm glad I ended up playing along. But I'm glad he knows now. I couldn't stand the idea of him defending the existence of such things with people at school based on something I had told him at home.
Dad.
Little Rock, Arkansas. 3.30.2024 - 4.06pm.
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